Worst Board Game Covers of All Time
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I’ve watched this channel for years, and that was one of the funniest videos you’ve ever done. You should find a way to do more live voting
@nurseruben5431
Жыл бұрын
Well said!
@LegoAssassin098
Жыл бұрын
It's up there with Cinco Linko
@JonReid01
9 ай бұрын
@@LegoAssassin098how I have never seen this lol thanks for the call out The Dice Tower Plays Cinco Linko...EXTREME!!
I loved this! You definitely need to do a "worst looking boards in board games"
The idea you guys joked about the cover looking fake would actually be really good for one of these videos. Being able to tell a fake board game cover vs real, would work great with live voting. People could send in the fake covers as a competition. The panel could play the audience for most correct guesses.
@MichaelAW17
Жыл бұрын
I dont think it would work with live voting. Too many people would just look it up.
@shondoit
Жыл бұрын
@@MichaelAW17 If you photoshop out the title, that could work. Bonus point if you guess the game title correctly.
@azuravian
Жыл бұрын
@@shondoit Depends on how well reverse image search works for the real cover.
@Kerma7
Жыл бұрын
never forget the lice shower incident
Meltscape is just on another level. The other candidates never stood a chance
Some of those early eliminations were insane - how Oi Dats My Leg got knocked out round one, I don't know. Either way, I had tears of laughter several times during this. Brilliant.
@letsgojojoshow
Жыл бұрын
Oi Dats My Leg is a good cover in the context of UK comic artists like Ken Reid and a bygone age when Games Workshop had a sense of humour.
@stephenball2108
Жыл бұрын
I think the most brutal early matchup was Cannes against Coal Country in round 2. Those were both top tier contenders that just happened to match up early.
that wizard cover is awesome!
We need a live play through of the winner - I don’t make the rules
One of the absolute best entertaining board game videos I’ve ever watched!!! Well done!
Wizard is cool!! Agree with Zee 100%! The art itself is well done IMO
@TheRatedOniChannel
Жыл бұрын
I thought the art looked badass.
@Jammonstrald
Жыл бұрын
That vote was a travesty. Wizard was easily the best cover in the whole video.
@-RTC-
Жыл бұрын
@@Jammonstrald 100 percent agreed! Love that 70s/80s fantasy artwork. Some of my favorite stuff ever.
@TheRatedOniChannel
Жыл бұрын
@@-RTC- Loved Mike singing Holy Diver.
This was a slam dunk! More videos with this format would be a treat 😆
After this, Meltscape has become a collector item!
14:15 Zee descent into madness at how bad that art is had me crying in laughter
My brain just got Meltscape’d. I am pretty sure I will never be the same.
This is one of my favourite videos of this year. I always love listening and learning from the group. This video was a lovely laughter bonus with those truly epic board game covers and the cool voting system!
The discussion was so fun - I loved this!
Meltscape components look pretty cool. The cover looks ok for a game made at the same time as DOS 3.1 and Wordperfect.... unfortunately it's only 10 years old.
@TheRatedOniChannel
Жыл бұрын
... what? That thing looks as if it were made on the 90s... the EARLY 90s.
@razjml
Жыл бұрын
What!? Who makes that in 2012? 😂
I’m with Mike on Europa. Heads of State is absolutely awful, but Europa makes NO SENSE!! It’s awful and weird and looks like they were trying to make a really bad party game or something…
Very punny at 1:09:36, Chris. "Tom, thank you for teaching me the meaning of 'Plethora,' it means a lot"
@Patronux
Жыл бұрын
Oh, that's fantastic
I like the format used for this video, pitting games against each other and whittling down to the final one.
Thank you guys for this awesome content 😂 I know it’s a lot of work to put these together but I really hope we get more of these “VS” Looking forward to best Board game covers.
Meltscape looks straight out of a middle schooler's PowerPoint slide
Hilarious video! 😄 And I love this voting format, looking forward to more like this.
I love the fact that after I watched this video I found that Meltscape had ended up at number 7 of “The Hotness” on Board Game Geek. 😂
@borreholic7238
Жыл бұрын
Yep! We did it, folks!
@schuechen
Жыл бұрын
Just imagine people, who didn't watch this video, look The Hotness, than look at the game and go "Why, though?"
I think it was Mike that said something about being surprised how many bad board game cover Rio Grande has, to which I have to say, um, isn't that the majority of their game boxes?
I can already see the headlines… “Zee Garcia Threatens Violence Against Power Grid Designer Friedmann Friese Over Picture of Blurry Bird”
When “It’s Bannana’s” was shown, and all Zee said was “Tom.” I cried
Oh please, oh please, post a Meltscape play through!
@rulebookrx2411
Жыл бұрын
Good news for you, Tom did a review of it back in 2013: kzread.info/dash/bejne/qKmluJJ9qNKnqbg.html
@boardgamesonthemoon
Жыл бұрын
@@rulebookrx2411 thanks!, just watched it, sad really, that not just the box cover is bad (turns out, it’s actually the only success of that game. Who would of thought that the game inside was actually worse! Hope the designer of Meltscape doesn’t get too upset, if they happen across this ‘worst Board Game Covers’ list. At least Meltscape is ranked well for something
Meltscape is probably objectively the worst, but I truly hate the Coal Country one
great fun! you guys should also do "worst boards" and "most beautiful boards" with the same format!
wow this was such a good idea. I had tears pouring down my face, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! Thanks guys X
One of the most entertaining videos I've ever seen on the dice tower, and I've been watching from the beginning. More like this please!
I loved this video, and I’d love to see more like it. For example: -Worst fonts in board games -worst publisher logo -dumbest board game titles
@JJ_TheGreat
Жыл бұрын
Also: Coolest board game names. My vote: Psychic Pizza Deliverers Go To The Ghost Town.
How the heck did Troyes got nominated? The style totally fits the medieval theme. I love it
@nicholasimholte7359
9 ай бұрын
Same with Power grid!
Should have made 4 divisions: Bad Art, Questionable Composition, Aged Terribly, On Drugs
Loved the live voting. It was exciting to watch live, but also later when I had to watch the VOD. Hats off to Roy. Would like to see more of this. Hilarious
All the laughter on this was awesome. Thank you for this. More please!
Please please do more of these. You guys are so good at working an audience. Imagine somthing like this live at a dicetower convention? Do bad board game covers, or best area control games, or ANYTHING. Great idea for a series.
This was a great ride. Thank you for the fun guys!
This was so much fun, tears were running down from my face. What a blast.
My favorite joke of the video: "🎵Video Grin killed the Plethera art🎵" Well done Mr. Garcia. Well done.
I really hope there is a Meltscape live playthrough. You owe it that lol!
Expecting four-way-review of Meltscape soon!
This was honesty hilarious. I laughed out loud many times. Easily the funniest thing on this channel
this show war soooo fun ! The voting, the covers, the crew comments. Thank you guys !
Roy, you did really well in this one.
I have not laughed this much in a year, absolute favourite video on DT.
Loved this. Thank you. Comments by the team were quite funny.
This is the next best thing to a standup act based on nothing but board games. I can already tell a quarter of the way in that I’m gonna be watching this one a lot 😂
I love heavy metal references in DT videos. There are more and more of those in videos. Thanks Chris.
Great video! One of my favorites. Well done. :)
The KO tournament is so much fun, good job! Can you do more of these on different topics?
Love this ... you guys knocked this topic out of the park!
This was a hilarious video!! Thanks for the laughs guys!!!
For the best board game covers, Canvas, Modern Art, and The Fox in the Forest have to at least be in the running.
@TheRatedOniChannel
Жыл бұрын
I think Aquatica needs to be in the talk, the art is so freaking gorgeous.
@Alittlefruitgoesalongway
Жыл бұрын
I would vote for Meadow
@Alittlefruitgoesalongway
Жыл бұрын
I also like Seikatsu a lot
Inhabit the earth has the same issue as all of my painted minis. Eyes are the bane of my existence.
Exceedingly fun to watch. I anticipated this not being fun, but it was!
I was practically crying with laughter at parts of this video. Absolute genius. Thank you for bringing some laughter on a day that brought news of the Queen's death. Genuinely needed! Also, I hope you've now seen that Meltscape did indeed make it into the BGG Hotness list!!! This one fact made my day!
@RaduStanculescu
Жыл бұрын
I almost woke my son with my laughter a few times! 😅
@nothing3376
Жыл бұрын
It’s Banana’s made me cry
Oi! Dat's my leg! Now that's a nostalgic blast from the past.
@Monica-md2sp
Жыл бұрын
Loved all the games in that series!
Amazing content! Cry-laughing on this one, so good.
"Forgot what this game was remade as" - Heads of state was remade as Royals, a Dice Tower Essentials game. 😀
@Legitster
Жыл бұрын
Dice Tower Incidentals
@uplift-yourdailypickup6424
Жыл бұрын
It’s a great game. They did it good by remaking it as Royals. Just played it this last week. Fantastic game!
Great video, as always, and I can't argue about the winner. You did miss two games that I think would have been strong contenders - Cockpit (the 1992 game from Schauroth & Lorenz, not the 1991 racing game), and Falsche FuFFziger.
Highly entertaining, had me rolling until the end!
This was a very entertaining video. Thanks guys!!
So many of the votes were people voting against the game concept and not the actual cover art and it was MADDENING.
Hilarious, you guys are amazing. Never thought of something like this. But you make a 2hour show of pure laughter out of ugly covers. Awesome!!!
I thought I knew board games. This video has opened up frightening vistas within my mind.
The funniest Dice Tower video to date, fantastic work!
Sad that "Oi That's My Leg" got dropped in the first round, look at that monstrosity.
This was amazing. Please do the same for gameboards and card art! I could have watched ten hours of this.
Mikes initial reaction to Fruit Bandit and Oi, Dats my leg! Is hilarious
Its only in my head, or Zee just made a reference to tha scifi novel (and PC game) "I have no mouth, and i must scream" during the Gooey Louie vs Roads & Boats? If he did, kudos to him.
Literally laughing out loud for much of this, great one!
When Conquest of Gaul came up, I immediately lost it... I'm crying lol
Amazing video. Had me laughing a lot. I’ll be shocked if MELTSCAPE doesn’t show up on BGG Hotness in the next day or two! Edit: ha! I typed this right before I got to Chris also predicting it showing up in the hotness.
@DTChrisYi
Жыл бұрын
I was just reading that off someone from the chat. It wasn't my genius brain, unfortunately.
@stefanatalie
Жыл бұрын
LOL! I just checked the Hotness and then the BGG page and saw Tom ripping it apart in his review!
@rabidpickle
Жыл бұрын
@@DTChrisYi #33 on the BGG hotness today!!
@kevinshelton6133
Жыл бұрын
It made it to #11 on the BGG Hotness today! 🤣
I think this is my favorite video you guys have ever done on this channel and I have been watching since DT was just Tom
I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thanks guys!
The girls on the High Five cover are actually the daughters of the Dutch publisher's owner. He's the guy on the back of the box, looking like he walked out of Sound Gardens Black Hole Sun video.
The funny thing is the actual contents of Meltscape look pretty nicely produced. X'D
Never did I imagine I'd see the cover for Roads & Boats and think, "You know what, it's not THAT bad of a cover". Well, after seeing a lot of those other covers I stand corrected, it really isn't the worst cover!
Maybe my favorite video Dice Tower has done, this was especially hilarious!
There is apparently other art in Meltscape, at least there is some on its BGG page, and it's AWESOME (in a horrific way).
It's hard to believe something could be worse than Coal Country, but Meltscape somehow did it
Fun video! Can I just say Tom's laugh at 1:07:00 Has some Mark Hamill's Joker vibes to it.
@guillermoz4914
Жыл бұрын
😂
Great, now every time I look at Caylus I'm just goona see that dudes creepy hand. Thanks Zee.
Over a week later, I have to say the cover that’s remained burned in my brain is Cannes. What a horror show, that second round matchup with that and Coal Country was brutal, I think if Cannes moves on it ends up in the finals.
hilarious format - thank you Guys
Hey, i'm sure the 9 year old who designed Glory to Rome did their best
Thanks for the video! I feel it would have been more fun if you would have picked between the worst covers of (relatively) well known games.
A "Waitress" reference is something I did not expect from Tom! :)
I navigated to the BGG homepage this morning and noticed that Meltscape has climbed to 24th in the Hotness rankings...coincidence??? 🤣
31:04 Was suprised to see a board game that I actually own on this. It's been a while since I've looked at the cover and yeah... it's bad (same can be said for the minis inside the box)...
I think both the first two choices are perfectly functional covers lol, but the ransom-note point made me laugh though! Safe ground with Guilds, where it's those early covers that particularly give Dominion art a bad name imo. Battleship - now you've landed! Imo Caylus is fine! Iconic is what you want, esp in a genre where there is so much cliche. Inhabit the earth and Great WesternTrail haha mad.
You've been Meltscaped! Now I'm interested on what the heck this game is??? This is going to end up as a collectible for this one video. You haven't live unless you've been Meltscaped. #meltscaped
Assassin was based on Jack Dott, one of the owners of Avalon Hill at the time…
Hilarious and Happy Birthday, Tom!
Now we're all eagerly awaiting the publication of Mike's Meltscape dissertation.
Need to do a follow up. The Best of the Worst! That would get some brilliant debate
OMG, such a funny video, I had to laugh so much at some of these covers :D
They missed my favorite bad cover of all time, Friedemann Friese's Falsche Fuffziger.
Whoa, I just came across an old game called "Wildlife Adventure" and suddenly the cover of "Inhabit the Earth" makes more sense! ITE's cover appears to be intended as a funny spin-off version of the Wildlife Adventure cover! All the animals are the same and in the same position, just redrawn in a cartoony way with unsettling red eyes.