World's Most Confused Showdown Player Ever
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Remember the other two videos from way back when that I did? Oran Berry Blissey? Can you knock off, I'm choiced? No? Ok, well, this one has a bunch of tasty bits too. Hopefully you guys can enjoy it for what it is, a comedic strip that is meant to bend your brain sideways - not a competitive and 100% calculated showdown battle.
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"Why does it show Jellicent when I sent out Zoroark?" "How did you know it was Zoroark?"
@idfrigginkman
2 жыл бұрын
kek
@PeterGriffin11
2 жыл бұрын
@@idfrigginkman leon.
@Eldoofus
2 жыл бұрын
I'm an oracle
@hugedickerinokripperino5299
2 жыл бұрын
He thought he could juke garb
@armin1724
2 жыл бұрын
wait i think its because Jellicent is weak to Zoroark type lol
Atleast, the kid learned a few things during the battle instead of accusing for hacking. Moreover, he was a good sportsman.
@luk5859
2 жыл бұрын
A good WATERsportsman =)))
@bobuxdoesmemes924
2 жыл бұрын
Yup
@DavidS-1278
2 жыл бұрын
@@luk5859 damn beat me to it
@monnamonsta
2 жыл бұрын
@@luk5859 r/beatmetoit
@Eldoofus
2 жыл бұрын
@@luk5859 okay, you win
Translation: I don’t understand, why switch to the gazelle? You could have attacked or switched to houndoom, why? (To be fair, mega houndooms horns look similar to gazelle horns. So in conclusion, Why gizzle?)
@jolynecujoh4428
2 жыл бұрын
@@ominousdaryo1073 no way
@nightcollapse
2 жыл бұрын
I think it's sizzle cause houndooms fire
@Technotoadnotafrog
2 жыл бұрын
You did it! You solved it! 🎊
@Zack-dx1cl
2 жыл бұрын
Someone please give this man a noble award cuz he just solved the world's most important question.
@Joseph_Drew_III
2 жыл бұрын
Your power scares me
"Yo nice is that a German shepherd?" "Yeah man, you wanna look at him?" "He's so cute, whats his name?" "Gizzle the Hound Doomer" "...pardon?"
@OriOriOhG
2 жыл бұрын
It's official, I'm naming my first dog Gizzle
@donttrustnoone3921
2 жыл бұрын
"Pardon?" To which you answer "I am the oracle."
@Gillardo
2 жыл бұрын
Now I wanna name my future dog Gizzle
@Beach_nvgga
2 жыл бұрын
Okay but this genuinely made me laugh.
@ItsMeVolatility
2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been laughing out loud at this for the past 2 minutes
“Unfair this conjunction” has to be the best sentence in existence lmao
@charmedrools1
2 жыл бұрын
definately a google translate moment
@Pissmaster2000
2 жыл бұрын
I liked right there😂
@Thundermikeee
2 жыл бұрын
I raise you a question posed while playing Pathfinder last night (a tabletop rpg). our Rougue askes : "does the heart see me comming?" it was literally a heart, nothing else.
@hcgtiger4724
2 жыл бұрын
I'm definitely gonna say that to my boss at some point
@jediultras
2 жыл бұрын
Also "rayquza evolvles without" 😂
I'm guessing this is a kid still learning English and still soldiering through the unfamiliar land of competitive pokemon/showdown interface. Godspeed you precious nugget. Thanks for the laughs lol
@monnamonsta
2 жыл бұрын
Same thought. As an English learner myself this is so damn relatable
@yellowthenerd
2 жыл бұрын
I saw someone like that on showdown too but not that stupid like in this video.
@Antonio-cm8gi
2 жыл бұрын
@@monnamonsta u type like a native English speaker! Goodluck on the rest of your journey
@monnamonsta
2 жыл бұрын
@@Antonio-cm8gi Awww thank you :D
@thewanderingmistnull2451
2 жыл бұрын
@@monnamonsta Sorry, but Antonio is lying. You're way too literate to be a native.
god bless this innocent kid, he's trying his best
New people into Pokémon are a precious sight to behold, I love this whole cluelessness without malice
@muk_is_superior
2 жыл бұрын
But Why Gizzle?
@chupacadabra5161
8 ай бұрын
@@muk_is_superiorattacknig or the hound doomer
"unfair this conjunction" hit me completely unprepared
@fapdosDev
2 жыл бұрын
Same lmao
@navyasharma721
2 жыл бұрын
ikr, I totally burst out laughing when I heard it.
@risfor3307
2 жыл бұрын
This whole video was a Rollercoaster ride
@medea8395
2 жыл бұрын
I need to know what they meant by conjunction I NEED to know
@vod1165
2 жыл бұрын
@@medea8395 It's a statement with so much depth aswell. I took it to mean conjunction as the logical operater in logic terms. Essentially a conjunction is when the premises of an argument must and/both be true. So he could be arguing something like this: P1: Rayquaza can mega evolve without a megastone. P2: Pokemon don't need a megastone to mega evolve. C: False This conjunctive argument isn't sound; therefore, *unfair this conjunction.* (What am I doing at 3:00am??)
That's some quality surreal humor. I googled Gizzle and apparently she's a rapper/songwriter. That doesn't explain anything, so indeed, why gizzle?
@shaggbaggzxd1649
2 жыл бұрын
may be a while before we crack this code...
@bigmonke3348
2 жыл бұрын
We're going to need professionals to decipher this
@LisztEtude6
2 жыл бұрын
Man do be asking the real questions. Why gizzle?
@captainstroon1555
2 жыл бұрын
@ARTEM DORDZHIEV That could be a valid explanation. It's by another gizzle than the one google showed me, but yes, I found the song. It's still strange that they phrased it as a question: "Now I ask why gizzle?"
@JamesJamesW
2 жыл бұрын
Personally I think he saw Houndoom and thought it was a "gazelle"
Let's take a moment from laughing and apreciate the fact he actually used the Defense Curl+Rollout combo, and despite the clearly confusion on Water Sport it's not that bad against a sun team
I absolutely lost it at "attacknig or hound doomer?" And then the meme right after slayed me I am dead A ghost
This kid has evolved past the point of new meta
@Meatglare
2 жыл бұрын
Water sport broke me
@theman6422
2 жыл бұрын
Gizzle meta is the best meta
@rioluwu5921
2 жыл бұрын
I dodn’t undersnabd hwat uo mean
@thoryan3526
2 жыл бұрын
He's now in the field of metalinguistics I guess
@ShinyTillDawn
2 жыл бұрын
Needs an Oran Berry Blissey
rollout amoonguss new meta? Edit: nvm, specs watersport is new meta
@caprin.7471
2 жыл бұрын
drizzile @ light clay Max sp.atk, max speed Light screen Aqua jet Work up Surf
@johnmartinez7440
2 жыл бұрын
@@caprin.7471 Drizzile? Do you mean Gizzle?
@nettieklok5952
2 жыл бұрын
@@johnmartinez7440 why gizzle?
@all_ister
2 жыл бұрын
@@nettieklok5952 attacknig or the hound doomer
@nettieklok5952
2 жыл бұрын
@@all_ister both
Whoever this kid was honestly watching this vid was so enjoyable. He was confused and a little ditzy but never super salty or aggressive. Good on him. I hope he continues to play and get better.
At the end when he said “you two” just broke me
He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit
Everyone asks why gizzle, but nobody asks how gizzle 😔
@connorr4183
2 жыл бұрын
Best comment
@Trelior
2 жыл бұрын
You can't just ask why gizzle. That's not cool, man.
@itsviggisbot2149
2 жыл бұрын
Says a lot about society
@unskilledgamer3642
2 жыл бұрын
One does not simply ask Why Gizzle?
@Torterio
2 жыл бұрын
well...... how is gizzle?
proposition : "why gizzle? attacking or the hound doomer? " - - > "why trying to be gangsta by attacking with a Houndoom?" Maybe based on a reference to your respective differences in miniatures during this epic battle.
@kouron
2 жыл бұрын
sounds good to me
@nightmare3642
2 жыл бұрын
Actually, I think "Gizzle" is supposed to be "Gazelle". Still doesn't make much sense, but I can see someone thinking Houndoom is a gazelle.
@aaronking2020
2 жыл бұрын
Gizzle Guzzle Guzzlord Mawile is black and yellow with huge mouth. Guzzlord is black and yellow with huge mouth. Theory: he wanted to add guzzlord to his team but accidentally added mawile instead, which is why he was surprised why he didn't get guzzlord instead of mawile, one typo later: "why gizzle"
@higgisal4351
2 жыл бұрын
Hound doomer makes it seem like it was all Google translated
@gulpo5786
2 жыл бұрын
@@higgisal4351 I would rather believe phone autocorrect. Hound doomer is the second choice for mine.
Hope the kid keeps playing he's got alot to learn but he's got the spirit
@Jhon-dl7tm
2 жыл бұрын
True atleast his not salty. I mean I'm also a confuse player when I started playing competitive battles
The only explanation I have for this is that the levels of meta on this guy are so new that he must simply be a higher being that us old and current meta folk simply aren't allowed to apprehend.
@MireVale
2 жыл бұрын
You mean comprehend?
@silver_sword1271
2 жыл бұрын
@@MireVale no no, we cannot apprehend him. He’s beyond our level
@LilyCelebiFlipnote
2 жыл бұрын
@@silver_sword1271 "Can't touch this"
@tlgx884
2 жыл бұрын
You meant the level of meth* not meta
@boniour3883
2 жыл бұрын
Yes they are simply too new meta for us
basically I think his whole team was just those kinds of mistakes. He has the right item on gliscor, jellicent, and koko, but he's got the wrong move/ability. Mawile has the right moves, but no mega stone. He didn't know how zoroark worked. I can't explain amoonguss tho tbh that was hilarious
@Joltning
2 жыл бұрын
probably just for the name
@Joltning
2 жыл бұрын
amogus funny laugh
@yellowthenerd
2 жыл бұрын
Ever heard of whitney and her miltank?
@Joltning
2 жыл бұрын
@@yellowthenerd yeah but there’s probably better Pokémon than amoongus for that. new meta ig
@seabirdflutter
2 жыл бұрын
rollout spdef amoongus is my new favorite set
When he said “unfair this conjunction” i felt that
At my old school, the 1st-4th grade classes have computers and by some miracle, Pokemon Showdown was unblocked, so it’s an chance you encounter an actual grade schooler
We will never know his name, but he is truly worthy of inheriting the powers of thejaksot and Great Tzar Adam.
@tomasprochazka7840
2 жыл бұрын
*WHY GIZZLE THO*
@tr4shpanda
2 жыл бұрын
his username is whygizzle?
@ashmitsardesai7870
2 жыл бұрын
Tzar Adam sucks cause he called papa garbodor a cheater even though he was dumb. Atleast the others maintained good sportsmanship
@deckardshaw6696
2 жыл бұрын
@@ashmitsardesai7870 Mew transform? You're 100% cheating
@unskilledgamer3642
2 жыл бұрын
@@deckardshaw6696 But you didn't use Mold Breaker
I feel like the guys team schtick was "Nicknames and Moves that are spelled close enough" 🤣
@hiderikanzaki9310
2 жыл бұрын
And chat too
@CaptainRed1000
2 жыл бұрын
“dad”
The editing in this video was the perfect amount of Papa-style for me. If this is the new editor some folks were talking about, he is doing excellent work.
I'm really appreciating the positive energy in the start of your videos, keep it up!
“Why Gizzle” he might think the houndoom is a gazelle or something. Idk I’m confused too.
@ElFlores1984
2 жыл бұрын
Hello Bellowfish
@stancard7292
2 жыл бұрын
This is better than any guess I came up with
@ofurgglero197
2 жыл бұрын
@@ElFlores1984 Heya Pepe
@williamgeorge3111
2 жыл бұрын
@@ofurgglero197 "hey ron" "hey billy"
This player was so innocent, in fact I'm pretty happy he plays and enjoy the game despite being not good. We all started somewhere after all. That makes me remember of my first "competitive" team: I used Milotic, Entei, Garchomp, Mismagius, Midnight-Lycanroc and Hoopa Unbound since they were my favorite Pokémon (with trash sets of course, I ran Draco Meteor with Grachomp for example :facepalm:). Got beaten so hard that I couldn't sit properly after that, but I got lucky by falling on someone who gave me very useful tips and helped me making a pretty good first team based on Hoopa. He also recommended me some teams from other players, since teambuilding was (and still is) hard for me to understand. Anyway, to the guy who helped me progressing in competitive Pokémon : I don't remember your name and you probably don't remember me, but thank you so much, without you I'd probably never have touched Showdown again.
@falcon9213
2 жыл бұрын
Don't feel bad for using Draco on chomp, mixed/special chomp definitely has a place in competitive single history and shouldn't be scoffed at by any means
@gavinmiller8980
2 жыл бұрын
Draco chomp kinda viable
@yellowthenerd
2 жыл бұрын
When I started I just used gen 1 pokemons then I just kept copying other people's team ideas, but, now I have my own team.
@abletodoit3051
2 жыл бұрын
Ikr. Gizzleman is great. He doesn't know all the mechanics yet, but I hope he continues to play and enjoy himself.
@sajidahmad4961
2 жыл бұрын
@@abletodoit3051 same here i only play for fun i dont play for competition or something
When he said DAD IS KILL SIMBA I really felt it lol
That clueless 7 year old, just experienced hyper space confusion
It would be absolutely hilarious if this guy knew what he was doing and just wanted to have some fun confusing people.
@perrowason5096
2 жыл бұрын
Probs he knew
@LoneSkag
2 жыл бұрын
Props if they did
This is quality entertainment. Laughing at someone else's expense is never good. Except in this situation.
@81de
2 жыл бұрын
You mean in this situation especially right? (Sorry for edits my english skills not too goodie)
@memedealernick7170
2 жыл бұрын
always laugh at someone else's expense, people should strive to overcome ignorance, not embrace it
@reyntime8735
2 жыл бұрын
At least this guy was a good sport about losing
@FunWithFentanyl
2 жыл бұрын
Never good? I do it all the time
@falcon9213
2 жыл бұрын
He knew it wasn't a hacker. It was just because he missed his spore and water spout that's all :)
I hope only good things come this kid's way.
This is honestly one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen. The sheer and audible confusion from makes me laugh so much.
Maybe he's still new to competitive so let's not judge him anything, but honestly this is so hillarious😅 just hope him for the best in the future Edit: oh yes, also he may still be new to the English language as well
@SlatExists
2 жыл бұрын
i remeber my first time in competitive
@SlatExists
2 жыл бұрын
some one was being especially toxic like you see in those vids i dint save it and i dint know how to report so not very fond of it
@bradthunderpants3283
2 жыл бұрын
Man is new to the English language too.
@terribleplayer1527
2 жыл бұрын
I entered showdown like one week ago and got preety solid teams and blaziken which is the only pokémon ik to sweep with
@egostiic4183
2 жыл бұрын
@@terribleplayer1527 im aldo very new but i use polteageist with focus sash, shell smash and stored power
Happy birthday papa
@skullguy4863
2 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday papa
@BigManBrad678
2 жыл бұрын
Guys it’s not his birthday, stop saying it or papa will be sad that it’s not his birthday yet 😔
@skullguy4863
2 жыл бұрын
@@BigManBrad678 r/woooooosh
2:56 I like the *smooth* transition from the special attacking Gliscor to that amazing hidden power animation
This can only be high-level performance art. Truly, he is speaking the language of the gods.
The two most important questions: 1.What even is going on in this dude’s brain? 2. Why gizzle?
@robertharris6092
2 жыл бұрын
Clearly a child. One whoes native language isnt english.
This man needs to be added to Papa's roster of confused players 😂. All that's needed now is one more so they can have 2 v 2 confused battle.
@Eldoofus
2 жыл бұрын
please knock off
@abletodoit3051
2 жыл бұрын
Perhaps he needs to be exposed to some Oran berry blissey to truly grasp why gizzle
@crazycoolkids00
2 жыл бұрын
There needs to be a tournament between them. Round robin for now.
Loving these edits.
"This conjunction" Phoenix Wright: ADJECTIVE!
I came here looking for answers after the community post and now I'm even more confused.
@Someone4now
2 жыл бұрын
Why gizzle?
@shenzhong3078
2 жыл бұрын
@@Someone4now attacknig/hound doomer
But I have to say I laughed at every name of his pkm
@SamB4Sanity
2 жыл бұрын
I lost it at Epic Batman 😂😂
@Minish4rk360
2 жыл бұрын
*stephen*
@LoneSkag
2 жыл бұрын
I haven’t seen battle cats reference in forever
@metajmw4717
2 жыл бұрын
@@LoneSkag I'm impressed! Very few people know that
@oodogla
2 жыл бұрын
@@metajmw4717 I haven't played that game in a long time now you reminded me of it
Happy birthday man, love your vids
This has got to be my favorite series of yours xD
Oran Berry Blissey looks like a god after watching this video 😂
@unskilledgamer3642
2 жыл бұрын
Cotton Spore Elektro Ball Mega Ampharos
@cetitanenthusiast776
2 жыл бұрын
Idk man, Defense Curl + Rollout on Amoonguss almost worked
@intellygent-alienking5651
2 жыл бұрын
@@cetitanenthusiast776 I haven't seen Rollout in so long that one I didn't know it could miss and two, didn't know Amoongus could learn it lol
@intellygent-alienking5651
2 жыл бұрын
@Breezepelt the Banana not when you put Endeavor on Blissey 😂
@latiosthepokemonsweeper1918
2 жыл бұрын
@@intellygent-alienking5651 Endeavor + Oran Berry Is Super OP On Blissey, What Do You Mean?
"Why Gizzle" Attacknig or Hound Doomer Also nice papa got cake thanks to us I just want to say though Water Sport Specs Jellicent Earth Power non Toxic Heal Toxic Orb Gliscor Defense Curl Rollout Amoongus New meta ?
@aetherius6221
2 жыл бұрын
No no no, water sport choice specs Jellicent, for the extra power
@dariomerdaumana9100
2 жыл бұрын
gliscord without poison heal but with a special move and a physical move
@aetherius6221
2 жыл бұрын
@@dariomerdaumana9100 the omega brain mixed attacking sand veil gliscor
@maiev1989
2 жыл бұрын
The cake is a lie
@unskilledgamer3642
2 жыл бұрын
@@aetherius6221 imagine if he asked Papa to Kock Off like Great Tzar Adam did
What a video sir, I really enjoyed every second of it
This guy is definitely running new meta and papa was actually the confused one here. Great vid and Happy Birthday!
Why Gizzle is now a new meme
The only thing I can think gizzle might refer to is gliscor, but that’s a stretch and also makes no sense
@coffeed9501
2 жыл бұрын
maybe they meant drizzle
@kevintheshitposter4274
2 жыл бұрын
@@coffeed9501 i figure it would be that, but it doesn't make any sense given the context
@Eldoofus
2 жыл бұрын
let's face it, there's no way that makes sense
@bigmonke3348
2 жыл бұрын
The only thing I could think of is drizzle
@nightmare3642
2 жыл бұрын
Gazelle? Maybe referring to the "Hound Doomer"?
Damn papa just making us throw out good vibes! Love ya!
"Attaknig or hound doomer" No greater words have been said
You're doing god's work. The other day i was playing full FEAR in nat ubers and i got put against an eject pack suicide fire bird stealth rock squad. They died in 3 turns. What a time to be alive.
I have never laughed so hard I cried at your videos before. Thank you for this, Papa. I hope you're having a good day.
@DrRandomVZT
2 жыл бұрын
Why gizzle?
Have a good day!! Honestly loved that message, my guy just trying to spread the love. Great video and take care my dude
The editing on this video is LEGENDARY!
As quoted by Sun Tzu in his book, The Art of War, "Why Gizzle?"
This was so funny I was in the car while watching it and my parents thought I was insane because I was bursting into laughter
In absolute stitches at this. Your content is the best. 🤣
Whoever he was, he will go down with the great philosophers of our time for daring to ask “Why gizzle?”
The triology is finally completed, I Actually think this is one of the best cinematic triologies of all time
seems like they were ESL (English second language) overall very entertaining and i hope they learned a thing or 2 unless it was just someone trolling for some reason then i hope they got what they wanted
Happy birthday father, how was the cake father.
thank you for the video, laughed a lot of times :)
Happy bday!
i love this bc youre so nice to this guy but oh man he tested your patience
Hi papa, just wanted to say, the first thing I liked about your channel was the funny videos... but... then I listened to some of your music, and I think you have talent dude. My favourite song of yours is the one you've named "Amnesia".
Your new editor is really good!
TheJacksot: one of us! One of us! Great Tsar Adam: I don't get it
He's on showdown to show off the effects of his lead suppliments.
"It's RNG" "No, it's Patrick"
Love your vids 😀
Gizzle: OHKO’ing with a Nasty Plot boost
Last minute of the video had me CRYING LAUGHING
Till this day I’m incapable to fathom the answer for the age-old question of “why gizzle?”
Best random stuff i've watched in a long while, dropped a couple tears xDDD
This is kinda wholesome, reminds me of the early days when I was new to pokemon trying to figure this out :D.
Happy birthday and have a good day!
you know the internet has corrupted me when water sport has a different meaning.
I have to say the editor did a topnotch job with this one
well, at least his nicknames are the best
Good job on keeping your patience with the other player! Maybe this was their first time playing Pokémon ever, and it was because they saw a friend playing Pokémon showdown? Regardless, great video.
The music just fucking makes this vid omg, it's like the soundtrack to being dazed and confused
This was such an adorable battle, haha
I was laughing so hard I almost pissed myself. Comedical content at its finest.
It’s so cute i really hope them a good time in showdown!!
I get the feeling this battle is one Garbodors won't soon forget
This guy: Jacksot the oranberry: Finally. Great tsar the magic bounce: We completed the trio.
Why gizzle - he referred to water sport and how it made a rain or a “drizzle” affect Attacknig or the hound doomer - why did houndoom’s attack still deal damage isn’t it a fire type.
@maysee2515
2 жыл бұрын
makes sense
Gizzle : exists Lizard : finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary
"why gizzle" has almost the same energy as "I can't trick my assoult vest?"
You can laugh all you like. Choice Specs Water Sport is the real new meta. Good on you for having patience and helping the new dude though. The internet needs to be a friendlier and more supportive place in general.
Finally we can get an answer to the age old question. Why Gizzle? Edit: IT IS LEFT UNANSWERED
everything's awesome papa, but i have to tell you something really important: why gizzle?
I love the guy you fought so damn much lmao. so clueless but hes also not being a jerk about anything, so he is pretty great.
Love the intro, have a good day mate