Europe are you okay

@mobius_1163

7 жыл бұрын

+CheatyTycoon 2 my goodness

@random_estonian5356

7 жыл бұрын

*cough* *spits out blood* Im good. *bang* *kills bolshevik* Now i can die in peace! *dies in peace*

@Stryke607

7 жыл бұрын

we got a Nobel Peace Prize for the longest and biggest time without conflicts, we are doing very well right now. But there is a very wild millenium behind us, no doubt.

@dogbonetv4821

7 жыл бұрын

ah Nobel prize. you mean the same committee that gave yassir arafat a Nobel Prize, and gave one to Barack Obama just for a speech? ya thats legit.

@Stryke607

7 жыл бұрын

WetDogBed well, good argument :D

You good Europe?

@nnovatakaren5515

7 жыл бұрын

They are haunted now

@Corghy

7 жыл бұрын

Hahaha, the first and second world war made me laugh so hard.

@supremeballen6407

7 жыл бұрын

Anthony McBroom we fine

@urby000

7 жыл бұрын

we good now.

@TheHandleSystemDoxesEmails

7 жыл бұрын

"The first and second world war made me laugh so hard" The award for "Most Awkward Comment When Taken Out of Context" goes to...

1000 A.D. *Antarctica* has joined spectators

@buzaldrin8086

6 жыл бұрын

But super exaggerated in size.

@Wolfman71691

6 жыл бұрын

That's a lot of penguins with popcorn

@failedabortion4899

6 жыл бұрын

*moon* has joined spectators

@et496

6 жыл бұрын

*Milky Way* has joined spectators

@IamChaoz

6 жыл бұрын

*Andromeda* has joined spectators

4:20 come to Europe, it's safe.

@Jos1_1dgy

5 жыл бұрын

قبر دايركت

@David_927

5 жыл бұрын

@@Jos1_1dgy wtf

@Jos1_1dgy

5 жыл бұрын

@@David_927 [Direct burial]

@logoandbright4701

5 жыл бұрын

xD

@the6ix72

5 жыл бұрын

*WORLD* *WAR* *II*

Fucking WW2 man. Just the whole screen exploded XD

@Agent1W

9 жыл бұрын

A world at war!

@jeep1229

9 жыл бұрын

It was literally saying Europe exploded

@DafiAkbar

9 жыл бұрын

lolnation123 Probably a Nuclear explosion. XD

@rovenzoo

9 жыл бұрын

lolnation123 Oh my god! Your screen exploded?? I hope you and your computer are okay!

@RMS_Gigantic

8 жыл бұрын

lolnation123 The Americas were left untouched. Go us!

Everyone is saying that Europe started more wars, but that's really not true. Europeans are just better at writing stuff down.

@pyruvicac.id_

8 жыл бұрын

+GamesLegitament dude you obviously can't read "The data comes from the wikipedia article, List of Battles. Most of the activity seems to happen in Europe, this is because the english wikipedia was used. In a future release of this video I will merge wikipedias in different languages to solve this bias."

@haj1126

8 жыл бұрын

+GamesLegitament I don't think so. It's probably because the sources of this video is mainly written by Europeans.

@huntersterling8623

8 жыл бұрын

+GamesLegitament yeah gotta read guns germs and steel

@GamesLegitament

8 жыл бұрын

Timothy Wei And I suppose your precious Russia just hasn't started any wars right?

@GamesLegitament

8 жыл бұрын

Timothy Wei China is just as bad in my book. Remember that place called "Tibet"?

Wait...why it stops in 2008? *looks on upload date* Oh..

@theredbadger1744

5 жыл бұрын

KZread Recommendations :D

@dragonlukasmapping805

5 жыл бұрын

or economic crisis stop it :D

@the6ix72

5 жыл бұрын

Why youtube hate us

@heavysaber9431

5 жыл бұрын

Well it's not like theres any war after 2008, is there? Russo-Ukrainian war

@Wissou

5 жыл бұрын

WTF?

Lack of knowledge outside Europe.

@martijnf4869

5 жыл бұрын

Yep. Like there haven't been any wars in Africa in almost 2000 years. Right. :)

@user-xt1hb9wq2p

5 жыл бұрын

what do u mean?

@R0a1

5 жыл бұрын

Tongireth lack of knowledge about non- european wars!

@kollamkaranforlife8798

5 жыл бұрын

S Gen U r so misinformed mister

@kckdude913

5 жыл бұрын

Not really. Europe actually gets the gold medal for most wars out of any region according to most historians. That's part of the reason Europeans have always had the most advanced weapons, even to this day.

damn WW 2 is a fucking spectacular fireworks show

@Stryke607

7 жыл бұрын

well yes, everyone was involved and fighting each other. But WW1 wasn't bad either, even more chaotic.

@anissyahromi5671

7 жыл бұрын

+Stryke that one is good tho,but more explosion = more fun

@MrCraftboy29

7 жыл бұрын

yea between 1914 to 1945 I couldn't hear crap only explosions.

@MrCraftboy29

7 жыл бұрын

yea between 1914 to 1945 I couldn't hear crap only explosions.

@Zreknarf

7 жыл бұрын

not a scratch on the USA during that time.. i'm sat here wondering why anyone would want to live in europe, it's exploding all the time :-p

The whole map literally exploded suddenly when it hit World War II

@ralphsaavedra2326

6 жыл бұрын

YazzTheMemer Except for the Americas, they were untouched

@Anthony-xp2kl

6 жыл бұрын

Ralph Saavedra Pearl harbor counted as america being under attack.

@ralphsaavedra2326

6 жыл бұрын

Anthony 1311 I meant about major conflicts in the continental United States in North America only, sorry for the misunderstanding.

@Anthony-xp2kl

6 жыл бұрын

Ralph Saavedra Ahh i see probably the only major conflict in the continental us was the american civil war

@et496

6 жыл бұрын

Anthony 1311 Not just that also in Nebraska

Where the hell are the Mongol conquests and what's with the lack of battles from India and China?

@jimrodriguez6499

6 жыл бұрын

Ęÿūį Æßñ this is exactly what I was going to comment

@ChevyChase301

6 жыл бұрын

tizio caio lmao they never fought peasants. They may have committed genocide to conquered people but never invaded a defenseless place just to kill the inhabitants. Kwarazmia was well defended and killed 200 mongol emissaries to provoke them into war.

@shadow4force

6 жыл бұрын

Don't mind tizio caio he is chinese person who hates mongols. He won't ever admit mongols ruled his ancestors. You can check battle of mongols here if you are confused by this chinese liar. kzread.info/dash/bejne/i6elw5WEeLDdk9o.html >>> Battle of Yehuling 1211 kzread.info/dash/bejne/iZ6Hk6ibeK-vqLA.html&t >>> Fall of Khwarezm kzread.info/dash/bejne/k6elya6rmarJeZs.html&t >>> Battle of Kalka 1223

@NeOCsati

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah especially 1244-45!

@JamesMartin-jr8vv

6 жыл бұрын

It's a very Euro-centric video. You'd think there was no war in the Americas until 1521 when it's quite the opposite. In fact, one factor in the Inca defeat was the weaker military, because they had just ended a war with neighbor tribes.

Too many wars in Canada...

@TheRepublicofChad

6 жыл бұрын

Dragoș Șandru Naw man Antarctica was exploding the whole time.

@DrewPicklesTheDark

5 жыл бұрын

French and Indian, and the War of 1812 (Both of which it was still mostly a British colony) are the only ones that come to mind, excluding Native American skirmishes. Most of the wars Canada has been in is because the UK went to war. Canada being a commonwealth nation had an obligation to join them if they did, right up until 1982, though I guess technically they still have to due to both being in NATO.

@blastromlifyedah

5 жыл бұрын

Europe actually

@akanay22

5 жыл бұрын

2-3 wars but 0 of em in greenland.

@zeke8985

5 жыл бұрын

Dragoș Șandru europe

Saddest part - "to be continued"

@Polemoss

6 жыл бұрын

Its getting better.

@monroecorp9680

6 жыл бұрын

best part - it's our universal and enduring tradition!

@rimelesnel1678

5 жыл бұрын

To be continued it's true

@k.i.a6433

5 жыл бұрын

raven lord hooray!! more booms for the world!!

@wsxtgbujm581

5 жыл бұрын

Not sad, war fuels everything

Jesus, Europe is just going at it non-stop

@SherlockMahomes99

7 жыл бұрын

Thank the EU that their peaceful now! Until... The EU collapses...

@Gatto751

7 жыл бұрын

we just got it after 2000y we are stronger together xD

@2canines

7 жыл бұрын

europe, north east asia and middle east are the only places that write down history. hard to know a war that you don't know.

@Adilulph

7 жыл бұрын

And Europe commited the WWs suicide and is now deeply traumatised by war (and by everythnig that may lead her into it).

@possemis

7 жыл бұрын

What can i say? Europeans love to fight wars

To be continued... Well that's scary

We need the final world war to finish up this epic trilogy

@AFGsultanZ

6 жыл бұрын

Mors Ipsum trilogy lmao, nah but fuck WWIII.

@David_Box

5 жыл бұрын

It is already on!!!

@buffmaokaiplz6506

5 жыл бұрын

Yes world war Was made by valve it can't reach the 3 number

@cliffordernest7825

5 жыл бұрын

United States to defend the WW championship title

@ardaylmaz1899

5 жыл бұрын

@HighPacheChief iT's cOmiNG! tHe eNd oF (what the actual fuck is a caucanderthal) cAuCanDeRtHaLz! (yOu piNK tErRoRiSTzz fRoM tHe CaVes!!!)...thAt pReTTy mUcH cAuSed aLL tHe WaRzz aNd cOnFliCTs iN tHiS viDEo!

Worlds safest place: Antarctica

@astrum097

7 жыл бұрын

Lol true...

@hoodrat616

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah true but why

@TheKingOfHalo

7 жыл бұрын

Hey be quiet. It's a secret. I live in Antarctica and I don't need any tourists coming over here, and causing traffic during my commute to work.

@leavethisemptier

7 жыл бұрын

According to this Africa is the world's 2nd safest continent. Maybe it would be different if they showed history of murders in the last 1000 years.

@possemis

7 жыл бұрын

you would not last for 2 weeks out there with al the predators, insectst desease etc. it only looks peacefull in africa because they did not know how to write for most of the 1000 years of war you are seeing here, so the most battles that took place in Africa Etc. are not written down

Right around 1939 my desk started to shake and things started falling off my shelves, just proves how destructive WWII can be.

@matthewsaludes951

7 жыл бұрын

Well I guess asia and europe got destructed.

@MDDeGrande1994

2 жыл бұрын

@@matthewsaludes951 *Destroyed

@gaiuscladiusglaber9805

2 жыл бұрын

@@MDDeGrande1994 *destrocked

@retinazer7652

Жыл бұрын

@@gaiuscladiusglaber9805 *deez

@derekellis4170

Жыл бұрын

​@@retinazer7652 *Dumpy

How many wars you want Europe? Europe: Yes

*THIS IS FINE*

I waited for over 4 minutes for WWII. It was worth it.

@toxicity4818

7 жыл бұрын

Not going to lie, it was totally worth it. I saw the relatively big explosions of WWI, but I didn't know what I was in for with WWII.

@Arkiasis

7 жыл бұрын

Yep, and it's better to watch it through than to just skip to it. Then it gives you the scale of just how insane it was.

@reefshark1818

7 жыл бұрын

Now imagine WW3 with nukes.

@Whagsusiwiwhebrjckcfkrn

7 жыл бұрын

nuclear warfare is illegal or something didn't the UN make a rule

@granola661

7 жыл бұрын

Also ww1 was quite a blast

DAMN the whole world just blazed at 4:20

@itzsorandom884

7 жыл бұрын

Wow I didn't notice World War II happened at 4:20....

@shmuel507

7 жыл бұрын

😂

@franekdolas1364

7 жыл бұрын

Suspicious how it was mainly Europe than USA

@rodneymcqueen5878

7 жыл бұрын

W

@Helljumper7200

7 жыл бұрын

+LordScrubMaker TheSecond ikr... Europeans like to bash Americans for being war happy but Euros are the biggest hypocrites in the world.

It's been 10 years please continue.

@RTOF

6 жыл бұрын

Luke Bosarge almost 10 years

@julianangelo5245

4 жыл бұрын

@@RTOF 11

@RTOF

4 жыл бұрын

Uno Angelo yes

@Torch_of_Sin

3 жыл бұрын

@@julianangelo5245 12

@danielf2695

2 жыл бұрын

@@Torch_of_Sin 13

When you live in Europe but you are actually living on a total battlefield.

The 1910's and the 40's literally blew up lol

@duduchannel6729

7 жыл бұрын

1914*

@davidg7284

7 жыл бұрын

I said 10's. that includes 1914

@duduchannel6729

7 жыл бұрын

paragon nova Uhm...Ok

@tanan8116

6 жыл бұрын

Maybe it's because in that time there was two world wars, isn't it?

@maxheadroom3839

6 жыл бұрын

Tanan Isn't it though :).

"Europe needs to chill"

@supido4203

7 жыл бұрын

at 4:20 they blaze the weed

@felisextraterrestris4303

7 жыл бұрын

XDD looooool

@islathegiftia6628

7 жыл бұрын

Nico?...

@AfterSunsets

7 жыл бұрын

a great many of those early wars were to prevent being invaded by the east (I,e mongols, Huns, Muslims)

@felisextraterrestris4303

7 жыл бұрын

Jeremy Davis all good things come from the southeast, eh? muslims didn't manage to get past vienna 2 times... now they're in every european country.

3:40 Napolonic Wars 4:13 WW1 4:20 WW2 2:24 30 Years War 4:09 Japanese-Russian War 1:13 Hundred Year War

@JayNohh

6 жыл бұрын

Chris Beswick Thank you.

@nichtmenschlich6133

6 жыл бұрын

Wasn't the 30 Year war in the 17th century?

@ttangen8754

2 жыл бұрын

@@nichtmenschlich6133 hey welcome to 2022 everyone

@yatsumleung8618

2 жыл бұрын

2:25 Japanese Warring States (Sengoku) Period 3:57 China: Taiping Rebellion

@GreatPolishWingedHussars

11 ай бұрын

But this is not good! Many Polish battles are missing!

I have a retired anthropologist friend who I asked-" how would you sum up what you have learned in you entire career about humanity?" He said "if you put two people together, they are going to fight."

@AhkoGojak

10 ай бұрын

Well that's if you put two people together for eternity without anyone else existing for them. They're not just gonna fight, they're gonna express all the feelings that are bond to human nature; they'll have sex, they'll express anger, they'll cry, they'll smile... basically everything. And, among that, they'll also fight for sure. Because fight and war are also bond to human nature. On the day humans become advanced enough to be able to understand their own nature and handle it, many problems will disappear as if they never existed.

Damn Europe got no chill

@MahsaKaerra

8 жыл бұрын

If only there was some organization in Europe, a Union of sorts to keep all the nations together peacefully.

@greatwhale6476

8 жыл бұрын

MahsaKaerra Too bad the UK left it

@Feramersi0

7 жыл бұрын

+Aux Fleuve I can sense a comment war.

@EverestBlizzard

7 жыл бұрын

Well, I just need to say that that's how it started out but became anti-democratic and very aggressive so that's why we chose to leave, thankfully. But hey, opinions exist, so....

@Vincrand

7 жыл бұрын

There used to be after WWII, shame it's no more.

saddest part is the "to be continued" part

@AccessDenied20078

7 жыл бұрын

Alex Brokholm Yea...ww3 *explosion covers whole screen*

@aidantanaka2193

7 жыл бұрын

I bet that would actually happen if this continued until 3000 AD and included fictional wars like the Covenant war of the early/mid-2500's.

@tiger101757

7 жыл бұрын

We'd never get to see the video with ww3 because we'd all be dead

@bacboncio45

7 жыл бұрын

fuck, history would be quite boring without war. It would be like a fairy tale

@alexbrokholm4883

7 жыл бұрын

André Rebelo I don't know. You are right on that it would be like a fairy tale, but that's only because we are used to see starving children, genocide and mutilated corpses on tv, we see it so much so we aren't worried or horrified by death until it hits enough people for us to care. And because it happens so often, a lot of people have to die before we give a damn.

4:20 Europe: **fire mode enabled** Rest of the world: WHAT THE F---?

Europe is lit at 1939 🔥🔥💯👌😂😂

@Demonetization_Symbol

2 жыл бұрын

4:20

The Napoleonic Wars: Dafuq was that?! The Civil War: ._. Nothing. Just a spark. The World Wars: HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT IN A PIZZA PIE! EVERYTHING IS REKT!

@brendanrisney2449

9 жыл бұрын

I suspect you mean the American Civil War. Remember, we weren't the only ones to have a civil war. *pushes up glasses* Get it right *snort*

@TheMarrification

9 жыл бұрын

Brendan Risney Yup, look at Britain in the 1640's. That's when we had our civil war. The Democratic parliament against the absolute monarchy of the king. Eventually parliament won and chopped the king's head off and got rid of the monarchy for a decade or so before realising we weren't ready to give up the whole monarchy just yet, only that git of a king, so we restored the monarchy but on our terms and they knew their place ever since as just a symbol and a figure head without having much power at all. During that time without the monarchy though, the puritan religious movement took control of the government and got all religiously extreme about things. They even banned Christmas at one point, wankers. So eventually we had enough of the religious nut cases and sent them across the Atlantic to America. The rest is history... you're welcome to them. the clip on here of Greg Proops "America is England's fault" explains it so well, lol. Worth a watch and a laugh.

@brendanrisney2449

9 жыл бұрын

TheMarrification 0_0 You learn something new everyday. And what's this about America is England's fault? I think I need to see it.

@TheDarkShinigami6125

9 жыл бұрын

if you don't know what the napoleonic wars are, go back to high school.

@brendanrisney2449

9 жыл бұрын

Th3Jester I'm currently in high school. Your argument is invalid.

2:36 Looks like Japan's having a good time over there

@thelocalsimp

6 жыл бұрын

Oh, definitely XD

@masterchief3247

6 жыл бұрын

Ohhhh yeaahh!

@elchungo5026

6 жыл бұрын

Jeam when somebody insults your favorite anime 2:36

@user-dr9ni4pw2p

6 жыл бұрын

Japanese Unification

@nyafailure

6 жыл бұрын

i think they're debating over the creation of anime.. sadly, it looks like the approving side of japan won

1000s: “I’m the most destructive century” 1100s: “hold my beer” 1200s: “hold my beer” 1300s: “hold my beer” 1400s: “hold my beer” 1500s: “hold my beer” 1600s: “hold my beer” 1700s: “hold my beer” 1800s: “hold my beer” 1900s: “hold my nuke” 2000s: “hold my-💥💥💥 *world ends* “

Western Europe was lit.

@campbelldynasty5632

5 жыл бұрын

Steven Nieto yeah lit up

European's favourite sport: war.

@Alex53Ace

6 жыл бұрын

US citizens*

@Cathryn39

6 жыл бұрын

Andrea Musu Human's**

@elchungo5026

6 жыл бұрын

Andrea Musu *colonialism and war

@pomniplushie833

6 жыл бұрын

Javi Soto no,US presidents

@runrocks2617

6 жыл бұрын

Definitely not anymore

Directed by Michael bay

@Aego384

6 жыл бұрын

arednadnalbA Underrated comment

@diehautistkeineemotion1847

6 жыл бұрын

get my like, you deserve it.

@gabivvv2184

6 жыл бұрын

Gérard Depardieu

@OpalyzedYT

5 жыл бұрын

LOL!

@corneliusdelasoto3955

5 жыл бұрын

Aye

*EUROPE* *WANTS* *TO* *KNOW* *YOUR* *LOCATION*

keep in mind, these are all the wars we KNOW of

@hansgruber3045

2 жыл бұрын

@@JohneyBravo Not on an industrial scale.

I was just waiting for WW2

@Herripodi

7 жыл бұрын

haha me too that was the biggest boom on the map

@devingraves8044

7 жыл бұрын

Same

@jodsilla6105

7 жыл бұрын

i was waiting for both wwi and ii

@jodsilla6105

7 жыл бұрын

well i guess the whole of the 20th century the time I like to call "The Century of War"

@jacobwaltz4941

7 жыл бұрын

yeah

before 1800 : Sh*t 1800-1900 : Holy sh*t 1900-1945 : Motherf*cking holy sh*t

@BlackDeath1973

9 жыл бұрын

I love how the world wars were represented as if the world exploded.

@Dvoynininc

9 жыл бұрын

***** i would like some insight on stalins thirst for 'conquest' in europe?

@jezzupwuzzup

9 жыл бұрын

***** Yeah, fair enough. You're right.

We Europeans love our wars😁

@ritasalengiene2706

6 жыл бұрын

yep

@mikael8763

5 жыл бұрын

Oui

@snackfest6505

5 жыл бұрын

Si

@blinblin8042

5 жыл бұрын

ja

@martinmendl1399

5 жыл бұрын

Ano

2:37 the age of provincial wars in japan 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@yatsumleung8618

3 жыл бұрын

After that was Tokugawa Edo period and no more wars until 1865

@Angxls00

2 жыл бұрын

its just like a group of villagers fighting in a small town

Don't so naive guys, the Europe seems so warlike from the beginning, because the european history is well known and recorded. Do you believe that the native inhabitants of Africa or both Americas were peaceful hippies? They were constantly trying to beat the shit out of each other, remember that the Cortez conquered the Aztecs with the hands of their neighbours. The struggle for power was also strong in so called Far East, the Japans, Mongols or Chinese weren't playing chess with their adversaries to resolve their disputes...

@ymhktravel

9 жыл бұрын

East asian histories are well documented too. Just that the maker of this video is probably a European who studies only European history and so knows very little of other parts of the world. That being the case, the title should be renamed to "wars of Europe", instead of "...the World".

@Mordecai9052

9 жыл бұрын

ymhktravel he only used the english translation on wiki, but in the description he hopes to bridge the gap with more translations.

@hamburgerhouse2352

9 жыл бұрын

Hands of the neighbors

@Whaatever1027

9 жыл бұрын

IgnacM991 Actually Americas natives weren't attacking other tribes unless they did something affecting theirs. So no Europeans really took that gold power really seriously and stealing China's invention of powder to make guns only to control and dominate other lands and wash in more gold affected the world badly in terms of wars. Cortes* convinced the neighbor areas because he promised important positions and gold for them again there is the greediness of mankind affecting in the world and who did it? Europeans. Since powder didn't exist in the Americas I bet if the fat greedy invasion wouldn't happen it would be a more peaceful place.

europe are you okay

@GamesLegitament

10 жыл бұрын

Still here. How are things where your from?

@Whazzar

10 жыл бұрын

Still here, yes. Okay, quite.

Europe: ight imma explode

I love how you actually represented 3rd century battles with a nuclear bomb

Liked the " to be continued " :D

@joshgorman4374

8 жыл бұрын

+Brandon M war... War never changes

@RussianWonder29

8 жыл бұрын

+Brandon M yeah. if human doesnt change..

@user-xq7kg9cs1l

8 жыл бұрын

quote by gabriel robardet #1. one o the best quotes I ever heard

@MSA_madi

8 жыл бұрын

we are no longer human if human change.......

@RussianWonder29

8 жыл бұрын

+Jebinout d: thanks :)

This is restricted to historical Data though. So I guess Europe just had the best documentation. Loooooots of Data of the Roman Empire, the Persian Empire, the Egyptian Empire and so on were lost long ago.....

@el667a

7 жыл бұрын

usually the bigger empire is they have more data about that

@ChernobylPizza

7 жыл бұрын

There's a lot of data that simply isn't included. For example you see Timur's Battle of Ankara but nothing about his battles in India or elsewhere. We know about these battles just as well as European battles, they just aren't included in the video. Many of the explosions are misplaced. For example Dien Bien Phu is no where near Vietnam, many battles in Scotland are placed in the North Sea.... It's far from perfect or complete but still cool.

@matteslambertus7684

7 жыл бұрын

Also the Crusades killed at least as many as there were killed in the second world war. But yeah, I think it is cool too

@ChernobylPizza

7 жыл бұрын

Over 50-100 million dead from the crusades? I think not. The entire world population in 1200 was something around 400 million people so you're claiming that the Crusades killed something like 20% of the people on the planet.

@matteslambertus7684

7 жыл бұрын

+ChernobylPizza In terms of the age, not the knights personally, yes I do. The religeous wars lastet several hundred years long.

"To be continued" 2011 and 2014: it's show time

Europe: Kaboom? 1800-1900's: yes rico, kaboom

Antarctica down there just chill as ice. See what I did there?

@luxkstn

7 жыл бұрын

out.

@hoodiejack

7 жыл бұрын

TexasGTO naw they were cool

@UnfaithfulServant97

7 жыл бұрын

TexasGTO Ice pun.

@hoodiejack

7 жыл бұрын

Adonissherlock That's what she said.

@cloroxbleach2187

7 жыл бұрын

Adonissherlock 😊

damn 20th century, you scary

@glennmatthews758

5 жыл бұрын

It was the most deadliest century humanity has seen yet. And it ended 18 years ago.

@iamstewpit6740

5 жыл бұрын

80s and 90s were good:)

@Kremlinbot-mz1cm

5 жыл бұрын

20th good, because all strong worlds powers get a nuclear weapons, and so i think no more world war next..

The to be continued is so epic

Others: Whatever it takes. Europe: What the hell is going on here?!! Antarctica: NOICE!

This video is made by Michael Bay

@EdwardGhost

8 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

@henryharte58

7 жыл бұрын

Lol so right

@morganthuemmler9492

7 жыл бұрын

boom

was lowkey waiting on the first world wars and i was not let down lol

@blitzkriegazteca642

7 жыл бұрын

+Zachary Thomas Those fireworks didnt work in the hellish blizzards of Russia's unforgiving winter.

@TheMelbournelad

7 жыл бұрын

sure did I was waiting for 1800 to tick over for him

there was never a war, they're all celebrating 4th of July.

@lanikilchrist2399

3 жыл бұрын

Each year. No worry.

@weryoni5655

3 жыл бұрын

Oh that's explains the big explosion In europe that killed like, 60 Million people

@atheistleopard618

3 жыл бұрын

@@weryoni5655 stfu jewboy

@weryoni5655

3 жыл бұрын

@@atheistleopard618 imagine crying because you didn't get a joke btw i ain't that religious

*WW1 Scene* Europe: Get the frick outta here Asia Asia: calm down *Many years until WW2* North America: Hey south America, Europe is having an orgasm South America: ikr Asia: I'm outta here Antarctica: Oh hey guys I'm just chilling.

@Morgalucci

6 жыл бұрын

frick

@imnothighipromise1563

5 жыл бұрын

> Antarctica: oh hey guys I'm just *chilling* Listen the fuck up

@lucimaralves490

5 жыл бұрын

Asia was fucking firebombed, raped, attacked, etc. Not all of WW2 happened in Europe.

God damn give it a fucking rest Europe.

@AudieHolland

10 жыл бұрын

Oops

@gaiusjulius3474

9 жыл бұрын

Sorry:)

My world history teacher showed this to us one time for "fun." Just as the 1800s started around 3:40, she said "Here comes Napoleon!" and then the continent of Europe disappeared under explosions. If anything, I think this video conveys the idea of the waste of life that is associated with war better than any book or documentary. You see large explosions, signifying tens of thousands of deaths and you ask "what was THAT for???" A pretty sobering experience.

@rexon112

Жыл бұрын

Cool but I don't think anybody cares

@LordMyron09

Жыл бұрын

@@rexon112 The folks who hit like seem to, so I don't think your attempt at edginess is working...

@rexon112

Жыл бұрын

@@LordMyron09 Them why didn't no one reply to your comment, only liked it, even though it's *8 FUCKING YEARS OLD* lol

@LordMyron09

Жыл бұрын

@@rexon112 I could ask you the same question, dude. Show some self awareness.

@LordMyron09

Жыл бұрын

@@rexon112 Don't forget: you cared enough to reply to a comment that is *8 FUCKING YEARS OLD* LOL

2:36 look at japan

@ZunaZurugi

4 жыл бұрын

The election for a new Shogun is abit wild you know :D

Absolutely certain that this is a masterpiece

USA: Europe are you ok? Europe: (Is on fire) Yeah, I'm fine. Australia: You're on fire. Europe: No I'm not, I'm fine. Canada: Get him some water. _Greenland, Iceland, Switzerland, and Antarctica arrive in a fire truck_ *Somewhere in the future* _The entire world shakes as the entire northern part of Korea explodes violently_ _USA laughs hysterically_

@paisahero2820

7 жыл бұрын

Joey's Diabetes lol

@sadfern0

7 жыл бұрын

Me during the whole video: "Europe, just... JUST... CALM DOWN... YOUR BLOWING YOURSELF INTO DUST, CALM DOWN!"

@sonyablade3001

6 жыл бұрын

It sounds like the history of Russia the last 100 years.

@thechosenone6995

6 жыл бұрын

who the fuck is this guy?

@user-ex3vm8bp2o

6 жыл бұрын

Чё за хуйня бля? Я здесь Сталин или кто???

Lol, Australia's just sitting there watching

@fbiuzz

9 жыл бұрын

Same with Switzerland and Sweden.

@AAPNL12

9 жыл бұрын

so in conclusion australia is the most peaceful country since history :D

@james.vitali

9 жыл бұрын

STRAYA CUNTS

@TheArbiterSux

9 жыл бұрын

Australia is pretty unimportant except for land, as it has few natural resources.

@Ruddpocalypse

9 жыл бұрын

Australia became its own country in 1st January 1901, in WWI Australia and New Zealand teamed up to help UK, by fighting in Gallipoli, lots of them died from drowning in the sea. In WWII we did help our allies, but we were bombed by Japan on 19 February 1942 at 10am which was called the bombing of Darwin, but many of the civilians living there moved down south because of the war going on in Asia, but a few did stay, we lost more than 200 civilians that day, but we fought back and stopped Japan from taking that part of Australia, which really is hot and dry. Australia also helped in Afghanistan, and a lot of wars, but since we are apart of the commonwealth if we get attacked, the UK and other countries of the commonwealth will help. (I live in Australia so I know my history)

Antarctica: *Your game has been updated to spectator mode*

KNOWN battles.

Calm Down Europe

@flyer_452official9

6 жыл бұрын

Julius Cole Stuff all especially germany

@guigui2020ful

6 жыл бұрын

why germany? they only existed late okay they did a lot of shit but only on one century

Wow, someone is bias. Nothing in Asia or Africa, or Russia for 500 years? I guess those Mayans and Aztecs were peace loving hippies then too...

@justmaker81

9 жыл бұрын

i guess its easy to find something about the mayans and aztecs, they created wiki.southamerica.org back in 5000 b.c.

@DudetaketheBus

9 жыл бұрын

Hermaeus Mora noone knew about the Mayans until the Spanish arrived. So their history was never documented

@aaronhanak

9 жыл бұрын

If African wars were in here, the entire continent would be in flames after WW1.

@aaronhanak

9 жыл бұрын

After WW1, when Germany couldn't support it's territories there. There were countries in Africa, Britain owned most of them though.

@jameslearing970

9 жыл бұрын

Aaron Hanak Africa would not have that many wars.

Jordi, Great work. Thank you.

Europe seems to have always been a hell on fire.

1900s Europe: Germany hungry, anschluss zeit **BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM** 2015 Europe: LOLOLOLOL LOOK AT AMERICAN STARTING WARS! Please briefly explain.

@kurf4122

9 жыл бұрын

Bobby Burkito Superpowers get blamed for everything, so when Britain and such are no longer superpowers they like to take it out on America.

@patwana4496

8 жыл бұрын

Bobby Burkito No shit its because America starts wars in other parts of the world no there own soil. America is responsible for the shit going down in the middle east and you guys point the finger at muslims?

@kurf4122

8 жыл бұрын

pat wana Iraq invaded Kuwait, America saved Kuwait. Saddam committed genocide, America ended his reign. Al Qaeda destroys World Trade Center, America is launched into a depression and the only way to create jobs and revive the economy is taking revenge. To prevent further wars and make sure America isn't the country having to keep the Muslims in check, foreign aid is given to powers loyal to the West (Israel, Lebanon, etc.) America is not responsible for what is going down in the Middle East, Muslims are. Their outdated culture has laid without major Western influence until recently which has sparked these conflicts. Their ways are brutal by today's standards and therefore, countries like America are trying to make them what we consider normal. Blaming America for problems that they didn't cause and are trying to fix is ignorant. Let's see the real outcome: America becomes richer and ends its depression *THAT MUSLIMS CAUSED*, and the Middle East becomes a civilized landscape not a bloodbath of religion.

@user-texgen

8 жыл бұрын

pat wana Like every other country who has waged war in other parts of the world not their own? Far from excusing us, this just means were normal, like every other nation state thats ever existed.

@patwana4496

8 жыл бұрын

Texican Gentry America has been its own country for 239 years and out of those years its been at war for 222. Your country is based on the slaughter of 100 million native Americans and the enslavement of 11 million Africans and yet you still point the finger at other nations. I could list all the nations your military has intervened in but it would probably crash your computer. You guys are the ones that put these leaders in place in the middle east and once you take them down it sparks the uprising of militant groups such as Isis. America is the biggest threat to world peace and if you do some actual studying on Islam you will find it is a peaceful religion so stop listening to fox news which fills your head with propaganda. Your government hides a lot from the people so i encourage you to do some reading into the whole America-Islam thing.

German and french people are just like brothers fighting about everything

@valentin.w6748

7 жыл бұрын

and you are a ignorant and unevoluted son of bitch

@Arthur-sf1go

7 жыл бұрын

besides they surrendered only after losing 200k men in a few weeks time. So yeah, there's that. At that time, the US was chilling eating burgers and selling stuff to the nazis (Henry Ford) while the UK withdrew their troops, leaving France behind. lol.

@TeddyBearsUnited

7 жыл бұрын

Whoa "surrendered once." French and Indian War. World War 2. First Indochina War. There are a lot more, but I already proved it wasn't once.

@valentin.w6748

7 жыл бұрын

UK was most surrendered than France

@timtrudeau6933

7 жыл бұрын

The french lost The 7 years war (French and indian war) they did not surrender

4:19 HOLY JESUS

@imnothighipromise1563

5 жыл бұрын

Welcome to Europe.

@sunilkumar-gh2ow

4 жыл бұрын

@@imnothighipromise1563 🤣

When KZread recommend this to me even tho the upload date is 10 years ago, That's when you know WW3 is coming

"to be continued.." scares me a bit

@shoulderescape

7 жыл бұрын

understandibly

@perocigla4425

7 жыл бұрын

but of course it will be continued

omg Europe CALM DOWN

@random_estonian5356

7 жыл бұрын

Look at Japan. Not us.

@neuvnneuvn

7 жыл бұрын

+Margus-Matis Roo and France too xD

@mythrin

7 жыл бұрын

+Margus-Matis Roo Japan was mild wtf are you talking about.

@volundrfrey896

7 жыл бұрын

Well what can I say, Europe is worth fighting for. But this was, as he says in the description, based on a wikipedia article in English. So it will be extremely Eurocentric.

You highlighted and made the text of "battle of didgori" bigger.

this is one of the first videos I ever saw. very nostalgic

the whole world went apeshit at 4:20

@kisaragiayami

8 жыл бұрын

Isn't 420...?

@adrianjedrys7784

8 жыл бұрын

420 = hitler's birthday. Noice unintentional reference there.

@Noodles37UK

8 жыл бұрын

LOL

@blyat_horse156

8 жыл бұрын

wait... 420. Hitlers Birthday. The time was WW2... World war has 8 letters, the acronym has 3.... 8-3= 5. 420. 2x0=0 0+4=4 5-4=1 there is one eye on the illuminati so.....Hitler is illuminati confirmed

@Noodles37UK

8 жыл бұрын

Americans confuse us all by putting the month before the date. paul1979uk

And we say our species will live for millions of years...

@neither7

7 жыл бұрын

EnemyOG There won't be another big war

@EnemyOG

7 жыл бұрын

Neither7 Are you sure about that? "John Cena 2k16"

@neither7

7 жыл бұрын

EnemyOG What do you mean?

@EnemyOG

7 жыл бұрын

Neither7 There is because if our actions keep going this south well hit space fucking mexico

@Jamb13

7 жыл бұрын

Who's ever said that? Humanity will be lucky if it survives another 100

I love how there are still not so many war in India compared to europe

@duduchannel6729

Жыл бұрын

Indian kingdoms didn't write records as much as Europe or China

@spacexe123

Жыл бұрын

@@duduchannel6729 i guess you have some misinformation maybe some more history is not evacuated but yeah there were less war compared to china and europe

11 seconds after the video starts Me: This video maker doesn't know enough to make such a comprehensive video (Battle of Haoshuichuan, 1041)

get it together, Europe.

shit hit the fan in 1800

@MrMapleWaffle

7 жыл бұрын

Napoleon

@LegoManiac5202

7 жыл бұрын

Maple Waffle Oh yeah! Napoleonic wars.

@GrungiestCar

7 жыл бұрын

I think that's more appropriate for 1940s (WWII)

@NapoleonBonaparde

7 жыл бұрын

Wonder why

@Practitioner_of_Diogenes

7 жыл бұрын

It hits the fan and doesn't let go.

I like how it went from little explosions between a couple of European countries to a fireworks show on every continent

"Europe is the most peaceful continent o n Earth" they said

4:18 WWII

@ElCap1van

6 жыл бұрын

and almost all of them were on the east lmao

@TruthfullySpeaking500

6 жыл бұрын

Why does Africa look so small compared to the US in almost every depiction of the World?

@Luis_Facil

6 жыл бұрын

Youngy ASMR 1939 get history right

@cruz1008

6 жыл бұрын

+Luis Espino Nigga that's a timestamp not a date, get your KZread knowledge right

@jemilalvarez4103

6 жыл бұрын

The Truth This map isn't an accurate depiction of the world. It's a Mercator projection, where the shapes are accurate, but not the sizes.

This map is very inaccurate... it only shows the battles recorded in European history. There wars and battles on much larger scales in ancient China and else where way before Europeans left their caves and tiny villages.

@Mx12b

10 жыл бұрын

Like Mesopatamia... I blame farming for wars. If we never started to farm we would never have stayed in one place to piss each other off. Pluse population growth...

@rizon72

10 жыл бұрын

Its all about have that information to make the video. I'm also sure there were battles in North and South America as well, but you need records of it.

@DarkVadekGaming

10 жыл бұрын

True, I imagine that India, China, Japan, the Mongol Hordes, the nowadays Arabic areas and so on, but I imagine that the records are relatively scarce for that, not to mention Africa and Meso- and South America

@xiaogunman

10 жыл бұрын

Ancient China, yes. This is 1000 AD and onwards, though. And a lot of those Mesoamerican battles aren't recorded, though, so it's hard to be historically accurate like European history is.

@peter_castle

10 жыл бұрын

Be careful, this is about the last 1000 years. And ok, we might investigate abot that you said, it could be true

WW1: I bet no one can beat me! WW2: Hold ma beer...

World War 1: 4:12 World War 2: 4:18 You are welcome

After 1500 everyone starts getting triggered

@colekinsey3344

7 жыл бұрын

Ye

@josephjones1886

7 жыл бұрын

+TheOnlyInformant The Japanese bombed pearl harbor... not Germany.

@colekinsey3344

7 жыл бұрын

***** sackary

@Ghost45881

7 жыл бұрын

Zachary Thomas the US wasn't going to go to war with Germany until Germany declared war with the US

@michaelovitch

7 жыл бұрын

Machines...

i guess my grandpas mixtape must have dropped in europe

@cafeteriacat869

8 жыл бұрын

Lmao

amazing job on this

Omg 13 years ago... How has this gem been hidden ftom me for so long?

War, war never changes.

@TheCelticsAREboss

7 жыл бұрын

yes it does

@sean-thiago1986

7 жыл бұрын

***** I know, I just wanted to play Fallout...

@babymookie7176

7 жыл бұрын

Santiago Vásquez Gómez "War has changed..." LIQUIIIID

@freezenexusblogspot

7 жыл бұрын

Only grows bigger (look at the XX century comparing to the past)

@Crawedfish

7 жыл бұрын

*looks up in the sky and sheds a tear*

Somebody call Europe, we need to make sure they are ok.

@gumarks_

6 жыл бұрын

Paisa Hero Yes, we are ok, I hope it lasts for long

@SS-ty5kz

6 жыл бұрын

It really is problematic and dissatisfied people. when they mature they will be happy ... (for a short period)

@sleepingcity85

6 жыл бұрын

"wait we are being taken over by immigrants!" that opinion led to a lot of fire in history. you really got that video.

@lorenzosalomone8635

6 жыл бұрын

We'll rise against thoose fucking immigrantd

Japan, Mesopotamia, and Europe: Do you want to explode? US: Count me in! Europe during WW2: Ah *hit, here we go again

3:34 Us Revolution 3:43 Napoleonic Wars 4:13 World War One 4:20 World War Two

@curlhedmf7969

4 жыл бұрын

1. WW2 4:19 2. WW1 4:13 3. Napoleonic Wars 3:43 4. US Revolution 3:34 The 4 worst wars ever am I correct ? No hate plz 😢

@duckgamer861

Жыл бұрын

@@curlhedmf7969 grrr I hate you