Welding under a truck full of dry straw while parked at the pump of a gas station has to be the stupidest thing I've seen in my life. I'm impressed

@DemeDemetre

2 жыл бұрын

wait he was welding? i thought it was a oil fire or something idk

@SakuraKotoni

2 жыл бұрын

Future Darwin Award winner.

@soyouresaying7814

2 жыл бұрын

not as stupid as locking down the economy

@makattak88

2 жыл бұрын

He was torch cutting but yeah. Even worse.

@thefirstvoidwalker1613

2 жыл бұрын

Please tell me his not breeding

It's all fun and games, but honestly, a lot of these were straight up deadly caliber accidents

@Tuka-007

2 жыл бұрын

yeah that chicken wanting to cross the road was lethal.

@sdgvlkjnasdlfkjawlk

2 жыл бұрын

The crane collapse at the Google building killed four people. I'm shocked they put it in a compilation like this.

@menachemporter5367

2 жыл бұрын

The poor woman with the boiling milk...

@mscir

2 жыл бұрын

@@menachemporter5367 She handled it well. I was impressed by that.

@mscir

2 жыл бұрын

The guy cutting the railroad track rail could have been very badly injured.

after doing research, the man in the first clip actually ended up surviving with nothing more than a minor elbow scratch. I too, found it scary and was shocked it was shown at first but relieved that he lived

@TimeLady018

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@theviewer7262

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah the girl was just like "oh nice 😎" I'm like he's dead how is that nice!?!?

@nhlanhlandlovu7305

2 жыл бұрын

Cap

@drnogueiras8783

2 жыл бұрын

@@theviewer7262 I thought she said “Christ”

@Nik-qe4yt

2 жыл бұрын

Very relieved to hear it!

No matter if some work mishap or fail nearly kills someone, there's always a coworker there to laugh hysterically. Also,the guy at the end with the exhaust wins Most Artistically Sarcastic Of The Year award.

@MrBobswire

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, the owner of the car saved himself $53 bucks from being ripped off by Midas Muffler.

The guy welding under a bale of hay next to a gas station was crazy

@roberthuffer6591

2 жыл бұрын

I look forward to seeing him as a Darwin Award winner in the near future.

@HANKTHEDANKEST

2 жыл бұрын

Playing life on nightmare difficulty with permadeath. Madlad^10

@JamesFluker

2 жыл бұрын

Death wish

@DudeInOhio85

2 жыл бұрын

He isn't welding he's using an oxyacetelyne torch. Even worse.

@minigiant8998

2 жыл бұрын

i mean i smoke at the pump

The DIY exhaust at the end was epic. The professional narrating has obviously dealt with his share of folks who think they can do just as good a job...Spoiler Alert: They can't.

@otisvonschmuckle3956

2 жыл бұрын

Get yer self uh piece of I don't know what that is, guaranteed fix.

@Bafael_Reyna

2 жыл бұрын

The sarcasm just makes it better

@chornobylreactor4

2 жыл бұрын

That diy exhaust guy knows the hardware store

@dmcloren

2 жыл бұрын

Be creative, and make that shit happen! 👍

@alxgu198

2 жыл бұрын

Looked ok to me. Just needed a manifold made from rubber hoses and a Pringles tube for an exhaust tip.

That mechanic at the end killed me!😂😂😂😂😂

@Francis_M

Жыл бұрын

I want you to think about what you just said..

@SamuelLanghorn

Жыл бұрын

yeah, that definitely was the highlight! unfortunately the commentator did not mention the pipe gauge, I want to upgrade my exhaust as well. My guess it's 1 1/4 ".

8:00 the fact that he got all pissy afterward is funnier than the accident that happened to him

The sarcastic guy with the exhaust.. I was losing it😂😂 “If it don’t fit don’t be afraid to beat it with a hammer”

@WontSeeReplies

2 жыл бұрын

“You know, possibly go to Ace Hardware? Get yourself a plumbing elbow. Solid cast iron. Belongs on every exhaust system.”

@jockellis

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@kyliepechler

2 жыл бұрын

That man was brilliant!

@awallner1

2 жыл бұрын

That was my favorite one.

@ericsarchive7718

2 жыл бұрын

You know, change materials, keep it artistic.

That last clip had me crying of laughter .

@stope420

2 жыл бұрын

We need that guy narrating stuff more often.

@augustreil

2 жыл бұрын

@@stope420, Yeah we do. ''Make that shit happen'', I was dying !

@ttabood7462

2 жыл бұрын

yeah that was great

@RogDeller

2 жыл бұрын

I think that's the guy from customer states what

@ryandubyah2345

2 жыл бұрын

Love that dude’s attitude toward that job, LMAO!!!

Happy to learn at 8:39 how strong the bolts are that hold the containers to the trailers. That's reassuring

The tantrum of the pressure washer guy had me rolling. He's the guy you avoid joking with and inviting to parties lol.

@ratherbefishing4225

2 жыл бұрын

And with a wand that long it should not be difficult to control at all

@ORflycaster

2 жыл бұрын

And if the baby wasn't smart enough to support the wand with his hands farther apart, he should have just let go of the trigger. He's an embarrassment to all men wearing hard-hats for a living.

@onengkusumah2905

2 жыл бұрын

i don't joke around during work, so yeah i'd be pissed to.

@kennethkennethson4991

2 жыл бұрын

@@onengkusumah2905 it wasnt like they pranked him or anything, dude was just dumb.

@aaronb3225

2 жыл бұрын

People like that are typically harassed and toyed with every single day at work, probably a lot more to the story than what we're seeing. Every blue-collar job I've worked, there's always a scapegoat that everyone "pranks", blames and harasses because they just don't value or respect them.

The guy laughing at the chicken walking in the concrete was the best. He was clearly enjoying the moment and not being a jerk at someone else's expense.

@DudeInOhio85

2 жыл бұрын

Being a jerk at someone else's expense? Wtf are you talking about mate. It's a chicken walking through concrete. It always amaze me how many people like nonsense comments.

@kathrynhoward4196

2 жыл бұрын

5:17

@mateo3388

2 жыл бұрын

@@DudeInOhio85 oh my god thank you I thought I was the only one. At the expense of the chicken??? What the fuck is this guy talking about?

@aschizo4111

2 жыл бұрын

@@mateo3388 i think he's saying that some people in this video are laughing at people falling and whatnot lol

@marksmith3991

2 жыл бұрын

That chicken shoulda have been dinner after that BS

6:54 when you get paid by hour 😂😂💀

I could not imagine a piece of railroad track with that much tension on it hitting me in the face.

@tinknal6449

Жыл бұрын

I saw that coming. Life is hard for people who don't understand physics!

@graham2631

7 ай бұрын

F-ing rang! Might have been standing in the bite.

The guy welding under a hay truck... I have no words. Hay is so flammable it sets ITSELF on fire sometimes... And to risk setting it on fire next to a gas pump. And where was the station attendant during all that? Last one with the exhausting exhaust was comedy gold. Guy deserves an Emmy!

"Just beat that shit with a hammer" is solid life advice.

@lanasimpson499

2 жыл бұрын

LOL 😂

@K9River

2 жыл бұрын

BFH all the way!

@florianmaschke269

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah. We had a moron in the mechanics shop who practiced that too. For two weeks... Hammering hollow stainless steel pipes with a hammer is not a good idea.

@DemianTowers

2 жыл бұрын

"by any means necessary make that shit happen" also fits

@dylankelly8437

2 жыл бұрын

It’s really solid advice, now I’m not getting divorced…💪 🔨

I believe that exhaust system is what is known as; A Rube Goldberg! lol Creative dude. The guy cutting the train rail was brutal!

The exhaust pipe soliloquy was poetry...👌

"One ton Tina in her wheelchair"....I'm using that! 🤣🤣🤣

8:15 It's safe to say that dude was a tad embarrassed! That pressure washer kicked his butt.

@TheScreamer500

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh I'm dead the way he just falls down😂🤣😭☠️

@RedesCat

2 жыл бұрын

The glove toss too 😂😂

@JoEbY-X

2 жыл бұрын

Looked staged to me.

@appearedpoet561

2 жыл бұрын

Who taught him how to hold a pressure washer 😂😂

@shanghunter7697

2 жыл бұрын

@@JoEbY-X Absolutely !!

Ok, but why is nobody talking about the chicken? That was hilarious!

@peterchen8099

2 жыл бұрын

The whole "Come on, mate" and trying to appeal to the sensible side of the chicken was the best part.

3:40 I hate it when the roof takes a shit.

The last one got me 🤣That’s a guy that likes his job and can put up with some BS

That guy hanging by his feet? Forget failing. I'm amazed he was able to do that at all.

@kimkendagor5677

Жыл бұрын

Excatly! That's freaking awesome! How did he get there in the first place?

3:08 "One ton Tina in the wheelchair..." Fuckin hilarious!

@mikeywestside8509

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I'm surprised it didn't tip over

@Thereal_Jakey_Snake

Жыл бұрын

Yea its suprising how Tina didn't tip the vehicle over

The guy describing the exhaust system had me in tears. ♥

The commentary at the end was gold. Actually fantastic comedic timing, I'm impressed

1:26 - that guy has probably forgotten his name after that 😂😂😂😂😂

Dude the guy who cut that track has damn sure had a stay in hospital

@grantm6514

2 жыл бұрын

That was brutal!

@Durwood71

2 жыл бұрын

It struck the welding helmet, so while I'm sure he felt it, he may have avoided a serious injury.

@philen

2 жыл бұрын

Yupp.. as the saying (at least here in Sweden) goes: if the head is stupid, the body will suffer.

@rl2769

2 жыл бұрын

@@Durwood71 I weld. And I promise that hood did little to protect his face from that blow.

@RyanMarc12

2 жыл бұрын

@@rl2769 From what I read he sustain some pretty bad injuries but was back to work about a month later

that exhaust one at the end is genuinely hilarious and mortifying at the same time

The guy lifting the powdered concrete bag over his head and then the other guy just merely slitting it was good! Smooth, subtle and sufficient! 😁

These clips are all great, but that last one with the exhaust was too funny !

@jeremiahbachmann3901

2 жыл бұрын

At least he did it himself. That mechanic has the knowledge, but the previous owner had the drive to get it done on his own without spending money he probably didn't have.

@gdeezy

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeremiahbachmann3901 just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should.

@recetasdecomidafacilesyric1172

2 жыл бұрын

Hello 👋 pls stay connected

@yukiko_5051

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeremiahbachmann3901 Well if you don't have money, don't mod your car

Me in the comments a few videos ago: "occasionally a few clips involving serious injuries make it through" FailArmy: *this entire video*

@EclipseAtDusk

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, having been first on scene at a truck rollover like at 8:30, pulling the guy out of the truck and bandaging him up with what I could find in the wreck of the cabin that was a serious injury that shit haunts me

@johnny1980ns

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I don't enjoy those...

@michaelobrien5891

2 жыл бұрын

5:04 4 people died from that crane collapse in Seattle.

@recetasdecomidafacilesyric1172

2 жыл бұрын

Hello 👋 pls stay connected

@jovedo27

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelobrien5891 Holy shit, literally what I came to the comments to find out. That thing came down with so much force, and there was alot of traffic.

5:46 -- Collecting ALL the bonus points. LOL

"1 Ton Tina In Her Wheelchair." 😂

0:28 carefull when microwaveing milk guys. The grease on it gets hotter that water at boiling point.

The last clip is God level sarcasm 🤣

1:43 the cicadas are attracted to the loud sound produced by the running motor which just so happens to be on the same frequency as their mating call, once every 3-17 years

The second clip is 9ne of my all time favorites! The laugh, the guys face up on the ladder...I love it. Classic

omg the first one... I hope he was OK. I have seen videos of people demolishing buildings in a stupid way, but that's really up there on the list of the worst ones

@mszigetihu

2 жыл бұрын

It's quite possible he died, at least it looks really bad.

@HEYBNY

2 жыл бұрын

According to the NY post he walked away with only a minor scratch to his elbow.

@GrandisTheMighty

2 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised the woman recording didn't have a stronger reaction. Looked dangerous

@DemeDemetre

2 жыл бұрын

@@HEYBNY LOL really?

@HEYBNY

2 жыл бұрын

@@DemeDemetre crazy hey? :')

Not often I feel this, but a couple of those early clips I didn’t find funny ‘cause they looked like serious injury or even death in the case of the silo demo. It’s a fine line between humor and horror.

@Winnas

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed, 4 people died in the 5:06 clip…

@trianglechokeU

2 жыл бұрын

@@Winnas yeah that looked really bad.

@ATruckCampbell

2 жыл бұрын

Not to mention the guy who got whipped by a railroad track under immense tension.

@jennalgreer

2 жыл бұрын

i looked it up, the guy inside the machine walked away with only an elbow scratch it was in Ida Grove, Iowa

@itsharibonph

2 жыл бұрын

I find it funny; yes being in the med field desensitizes and then the darkest humor come out

Had to watch that last clip at least 3 times, the sarcasm from that guy had me in tears 🤣🤣

That's some good advice on the exhaust plumbing! I'm definitely going to use it on my next swamp buggy! Never thought about using the cast iron fitting! Lol

@nammie12345

2 жыл бұрын

use pvc plumbing parts, much lighter.

@exactlywhatisaid

2 жыл бұрын

@@nammie12345 duct tape works too ! handles the heat very well

@williamsharpley6768

2 жыл бұрын

That exhaust!!! Had me in stitches!! 🤣🤣

1:58 I don't know what was more creepy here the bug attack or the gasping laugh.. 😂

7:26 That vehicle be like : Ahh he is too heavy I can't bear him. 😂 9:12 Men will be men 😂😂

the last spot with that exhaust was great. I had an exhaust company for 26 years and I realy saw things like that, even worse. Those guys are artists :-)

0:49 - Got to love angry pink motorbike dude doing his Riverdance clomping! 😂

@drnogueiras8783

2 жыл бұрын

He’s obviously trying to get the cement off

The guy describing the exhaust was hilarious!!

One of ya best vids, love from Australia.

The exhaust system was hilarious! 😂

3:00 is just next level. Holy smokes

2:48 *Definitely deserves the Darwin Award of 2022.*

The slowest fall ever recorded 07:46 How I died 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

So this is why safety glasses are important 🤣🤣🤣

3:45 me after taco bell

8:20 dude straight up said fk it and quit his job 😭

@cw2497

2 жыл бұрын

Well it was kicking his butt lol

3:25 domino's lol

8:59 the strongest zip strip ever, loses his life.

that rail to the face was brutal

I couldn't stop laughing at the last clip, the exhaust system. Mostly because when I was a kid I did shit like that on my first car. It was a 1978 Monte Carlo extreme low rider and I would scrape the exhaust system so much that I had to constantly patch it with garbage like that. LOL

Perfect!!! This and Rope Swings are the best!!!

1:10= this was my favourite part, look at his face lmao😂😂 he is an alien😂😂

1:46 - Ugh, doing any kind of yard work during the Brood X emergence was just a miserable experience. They are attracted to loud, high pitched noises. So anytime I mowed or used my leaf blower, they would just absolutely swarm me.

@PAPERskillord

2 жыл бұрын

What were those things?

@nathanlucas2257

2 жыл бұрын

@@PAPERskillord 17 year cicadas. Totally harmless, but still really unsettling to have land on your face or the back of your neck.

@recetasdecomidafacilesyric1172

2 жыл бұрын

Hello 👋 pls stay connected

@CheeseySavage

2 жыл бұрын

Cicadas are the loudest insect. Got to hold one once and it felt like I was holding an electric toothbrush. I’d shit my pants if one landed in my hair and decided to make their noise.

@nathanlucas2257

2 жыл бұрын

@@CheeseySavage My wife had literally that exact thing happen. Except it hitched a ride inside, sat quietly for like 10 minutes, and then let out that shriek right in her ear. It was hilarious…but glad it didn’t happen to me. 😆

THE LAST CLIP THO 😂 THATS SOME SERIOUS ENGINEERING

The brick chimney cracked me up 😂 You take it apart brick by brick and throw it off the roof.....

Last DIY exhaust was the BEST! 🤣 omGAWD I can't breathe, with all that exhaust breathe-age. Haha

This is a great way for me to spend my morning. If I don't do any of these, I'll be ok?🙄😒🤣

5:09 that killed 4 people (its in Seattle btw) edit: the clip was trimmed out of this vid.

@tealx2014

2 жыл бұрын

Whatttt?????

@sebastiansp7191

2 жыл бұрын

@@tealx2014 Yep that killed 2 or 3 in cars and one on the street if i remember correctly.

@grumpyswife_lisa3968

2 жыл бұрын

Why would anyone put it in a video and call it a funny fail. They need to do a little research on it.

@jah_moon

2 жыл бұрын

Holy shit the force that hit the street with was nuts! Damn shame rip

@kranchProductions

2 жыл бұрын

RIP to the 4 victims that died

That jimmy rigged exhaust piping at the end was beyond hilarious!

That exhaust system was a rare thing of pure beauty

"Hold on here... Have some fun..." That one got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I liked the chicken going for a walk on the cement. I hope they were able to catch her to wash the cement off of her feet. The other ones were just scary. Just goes to show that some people just don't know what the hell their doing.

@IAMMRONALD

2 жыл бұрын

i hope they ate it

@SweetCandyDragon

2 жыл бұрын

Uh, you realize the chicken belonged to someone? So killing and eating it would be stealing, and possibly (I may be wrong) destruction of property, because I’m 100% sure that hen didn’t belong to the workers.

@aarondavis8943

2 жыл бұрын

@@IAMMRONALD That's exactly what I'd expect a duck to say. Fucking anti-chickenist ducks.

@terezjordon2290

2 жыл бұрын

Winner, Winner , Chicken Dinner after walking on their fresh poured cement !! There was no wiping off the feet… it was a “ here birdie birdie, then off with your head! “

@juanimelgarejo

Жыл бұрын

Yeah! Because her feet can feel the pain after this, if they didnt

Lol that last clip was just to funny😂

3:00 Of course he is a genius. Just as brilliant as filming it in the immediate vicinity instead of dialing 911, running away, using a fire extinguisher or trying to talk to someone.

1:07 Nice effort, but still only the second best William Wallace impersonation done by an Australian.

@tu1469

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

Yeah... I looked up the crane collapse at 5:04 apparently that happened in Seattle, Washington, and four people died. May they Rest In Peace.

@troyt6532

2 жыл бұрын

And she would’ve gotten away with it to, if she didn’t leave footprints as evidence.

@DemeDemetre

2 жыл бұрын

yep the clip was cut out after a few people (me, you and others) commented

The exhaust at the end ! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! The funniest and wittiest ever! 😍 LOVED IT !

It’s the lady being more disappointed than concerned for me. “Christ 🙄🙄” 00:08 Great way to start y’all 😂😂😂😂

3:31 Oops!😆😆😆😆

02:48 Quite possibly the dumbest idea ever. But the exhaust guy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@FeedScrn

2 жыл бұрын

I think that he lived where catalytic convertors being stolen was the norm.... thus we see the result.

7:16 that's one way to do the ice bucket challenge

6:38-7:02, I've seen similar on a construction site. Pile boring machine, spinning around and around for maybe 30 minutes, operator lifted it out of the drill hole...with no drill bit attached. It didn't fall off, it was never put on. What you get when you pay by the hour and then don't regulate what is being done.

1:11 Braveheart moment

@tealx2014

2 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣

That clip of the girl getting scalded after taking the container from the microwave, was awful.

@johnny1980ns

2 жыл бұрын

Nothing funny about that at all

@stevefyke8640

2 жыл бұрын

How did it blow up like that? Pretty crazy! Hope she's okay!

@Konarcoffee

2 жыл бұрын

It’s a rare phenomenon but water can get super heated in a microwave if there are no nucleation points for bubbles to form and boiling to start, then you disturb the liquid and it all boils at once and does this. Kind of like the reverse of those water bottles freezing super fast that was popular online. At least that looks like what’s happening. Hope she’s ok burns are awful

@noodlechild666

2 жыл бұрын

@@Konarcoffee That was milk, not water. Its boils differently (and very suddenly) due to the protein and fat content and the fact it creates a film at the top, preventing vapour release.

@Konarcoffee

2 жыл бұрын

@@noodlechild666 ah interesting thanks!

The Exhaust bit was hilariously good ^_^ :D

That was an experience! So much to love in this one 👏👏👏

This compilation sums up what I think of life.

@tealx2014

2 жыл бұрын

Did the first guy get killed???

@tealx2014

2 жыл бұрын

My life=Dead!

@mikeywestside8509

2 жыл бұрын

All those disasters and not one image of Joe Biden. Mind blowing!

@recetasdecomidafacilesyric1172

2 жыл бұрын

Hello 👋 pls stay connected

0:49 should've told him he can't park there.

the one with the guy who pushed his coworker into the folding chairs, i woulda told him “u can unfold all the chairs by yourself now” an walked the fuck out lmao

Excellent narration by the guy explaining the folk-art style exhaust system. 🤣

Many of these are hard to watch. Don't like to see anyone getting hurt.

@matthewdelia906

2 жыл бұрын

people died at 5:12

@gouthamanguna7007

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah they must name the channel as hurt army...

@recetasdecomidafacilesyric1172

2 жыл бұрын

Hello 👋 pls stay connected

@SweetCandyDragon

2 жыл бұрын

The description said it wasn’t OSHA approved

@FeedScrn

2 жыл бұрын

The first guy where the silo fell on him.

I see nothing wrong with the last clip. Looks good to me!!

@FeedScrn

2 жыл бұрын

Good job!

3:50 Wow, Moe from the Simpsons was at that bar.

The guy at 10:45 in the video, talking about the exhaust on the vehicle…TOO hilarious!!! 👊🏽

1:19 these guys are putting shingles on, you think they would know roofs. Who couldn’t see that coming.

5:06 This sh*t I fear more than anything in the world. Imagine you are walking down the street and this falls on you.

@sebastiansp7191

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine you were under the 3 or 4 people who died there..

@amke_dw

2 жыл бұрын

@@sebastiansp7191 It's terrible, it's hard to imagine.

@bruh5924

2 жыл бұрын

Look at the topmost piece, it just smashed down on the street.

That was a good exhaust repair tutorial. "By any means necessary, make that shit happen." Excellent advice.

The animals on the wet concrete were hilarious. It was like their goal was to mess the job up as thoroughly as possible. Ha!

Jesus the gentleman plasma cutting that steel beam that sprung back and hit him for sure was in the hospital:/ just hurts watching it ive had a 500 pound beam fall off a truck in high winds onto my ankle...crushed it...instantly...was bed ridden for 6 months have metal everywhere in my foot...but still work my ass off everyday....every now and then i get nervous with heavy items...

@JDTee79

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah dude…. Definitely broken facial bones, concussion and maybe laceration for sure. Steel has not give at all. Hope the guy is ok.

@MauranKilom

2 жыл бұрын

He did have a welding mask on, which presumably softened the blow a bit. Still didn't look pleasant at all.

@mikeclarke952

2 жыл бұрын

There was a welder at my University who cut into what he thought was an empty steel tube in the shop. It blew his hand off.

@Dilly_Dilly_Dale

2 жыл бұрын

@@mikeclarke952 oh my goodness man, i just cant even imagine and dont want to imagine lol

@mikeblatzheim2797

2 жыл бұрын

In this case it was a rail, and quite obviously under tension (as they're made of rather springy steel). So the weight that hit him wouldn't have been too much, but the speed was concerning. That's at least a massive headache, and probably a laceration where the rail hit his mask.