Won’t Someone Please Let Kamala Harris Text Again
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Taylor Tomlinson brings panelists Jon Lovett, Aaron Jackson, and Josh Sharp into the group chat! They talk about Kamala Harris not being able to text, the latest ways a Tesla can severely injure humans, and one mom’s campaign to keep meat in the kitchen.
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4:24 and Jon is already lecturing the audience and I am sooo here for it. 😂
"you look like you watch a lot of cybertruck videos" is such a burn, its unreal
@CourtneyCha0s
3 ай бұрын
Also, a reference
@norawin
3 ай бұрын
@@CourtneyCha0s hello??
How delighted Taylor is makes this episode that much better.
To quote his former boss, Hillary Clinton "Jon is..a lot"
@rainbomg
3 ай бұрын
Baha! Deep cuts
Lovett's rant to the audience plus Aarons, "WHY DOES HE HAVE THAT HAND???" had my brain screaming the same 😆
@dielaughing73
2 ай бұрын
I was thinking something slightly different: "where did he get that hand?"
The best episodes are when each guest is delightfully wacky and the chemistry among them is *chef’s kiss*. This is one such episode.
As a weekly Lovett podcast consumer, I am VERY excited to see Jon on here.
"I'm gonna make it gayer, and nicer" Oh I love this.
Jon Lovett’s Boeing joke 🤣🤣
"in case of an emergency, suck on a capri sun and know that this is god's plan"
@laincoubert7236
3 ай бұрын
i INSTANTLY thought of the same 😭 your mind!!
@asterisk5054
2 ай бұрын
@@laincoubert7236 ayeeee lmao
Came for Lovett, stayed to find out my fate as a Jennifer
omg Lovett is hilarious and brilliant
OMG Jon Lovett!!!! Yes!!!!
I feel they purposefully got jon and two super tall comedians 😅
@MatthewTheWanderer
3 ай бұрын
Are they really super tall? Or is he just super short?
Everyone on the plane yelling at co-pilot Jesus: "Oh sure, we crash, we die but you know you get resurrected! Get away from those controls!!"
One of the funniest segments this show has produced!
bleeping the name of the musical made me think it was so much worse than 'Dicks'
@lynnstlaurent6789
3 ай бұрын
Compared to what is said on Graham Norton.
@user-rm9zx7ln9i
3 ай бұрын
@@lynnstlaurent6789 ... also compared to what is said here, in this clip.
@ZipplyZane
3 ай бұрын
What ever happened to when they'd bleep out only the middle of the word so you could still tell what they said?
@MatthewTheWanderer
3 ай бұрын
Ah, thank you! I had no idea what it was actually called. Bleeping out the word "dicks" is so excessively prudish it's offensive. Much more offensive than the word itself.
You can tell that all 3 of them are so the type of humour Taylor likes xD giggles all video long!
it feels like a british game show and all it took was the gays.
@hickyxnicky411
3 ай бұрын
Yes!
@gmwillow
2 ай бұрын
You are so right!
As a Jennifer, I want that certificate soooooooo badly.
@jenm6977
3 ай бұрын
Saaaaaame!!!
@AdrianColley
3 ай бұрын
Did you even vote for the President of Jennifer?
I love it when Taylor loses it…as she does continuously in this episode!
Gotta applaud the restraint from everybody on set after "10 fingers is too many. 3 is all you need." If you listen closely, you can hear the standards and practices person bursting a blood vessel.
Always enjoy the show, but this was one of the few I saved to rewatch again later. hilarious, and I love watching Taylor lose herself laughing
I love Jon Lovett!
you can definitely tell the audience has never heard Lovett on his podcast.
This segment was so enjoyable, mainly because you tell Taylor is having a great time!
"national security" certainly doesn't keep folks in congress & other levels of gov from texting
Also, Jesus didn't go to vocational school. He took over his stepdad's business. #nepobaby
@josem1419
3 ай бұрын
noooo, now nepoJesus will exist rent free in my head from now on hahaha
the most unhinged gay episode. thank you
Jon Lovett!!
Better excuse than I use for ignoring texts
THRILLED to see Lovett on the show!!!
Before the internet, Vice Presidents couldn't even spell potato.
I keep waiting for Chris Hardwick's mom to make an appearance.
It wasn't an Encore, but I've had my hand closed in a Buick trunk. Did more damage to the trunk than my hand. It was a 90s car though, i wouldn't trust a modern car to not amputate fingers.
Perfect panel of comedians
Not the he went to vocational school. I died 😂
Wonderful! I haven’t seen Aaron and Josh since “Jordan Klepper Opposition “!!! Yay!!!
I've never been more attracted to a panel. And that's saying something--Jon Gabrus has been on this show.
the vice presidents-history part got waay to intense
@Mare416
2 ай бұрын
And yet not a single mention of Aaron Burr killing Alexander Hamilton.
Favorite lineup to date. Hilarious, adorable, crazed, fantastic!
Best panelists everrrrrrrr!!!
Taylor looks like a heavenly representative in tonight’s outfit
Jon’s vice president joke was the most solid part of this segment
Will the playlist videos be in order? Cant wait to find out!
@jdrano2215
2 ай бұрын
I think the possible to impossible joke was a comment about it.
Good stuff 👍
The thumbnails for this episode are insane
Incredibly funny
That was a really good segment
They should play for the name Karen.
@jdrano2215
2 ай бұрын
Too late, already been given out.....a lot
yay it's josh and aaron
Looks at my 7 fingers, one thumb, and one thinger... 🤣
1:23 whaaaa?!
So good
Best episode ever 😂😂 Lovett is epic ❤
I’m a simple man, I see Lovett and I love it
This is great! They are making Taylor bust a gut laughing! I think we need a Gay - Off, between These Guys and the Lesbians (Fortune, Mia and Tig)! Already the energy is Fabulous and I'm here for it! Don't really know these guys, so I'm looking fwd to watching the ep and Taylor lose it laughing!
Jon is my favorite
lol. I won the prize.
great episode
OMG Lovett!! Yay!
Hey do I take the name Taylor now? 😅
@AdrianColley
3 ай бұрын
Yep, get with the program!
Panelists I’m in love! 😂🤣
Jon has my type of humor
Josh gives me big Shaggy from Scooby Doo vibes.
Um, I’m very late to this party but Taylor’s jacket is beautiful!!
Maybe the carpenter could fix a makeshift door when the first one falls off?
Yo intern, it continues to be the case that this show's videos on youtube are much quieter than all other youtube videos.
@jdrano2215
2 ай бұрын
Huh....same volume on my phone.
I love Taylor's forced laughs. She's so cute when she tries to pull it off.
NOT JESUS ON THE BOEING
Ok..but wont any hood on any vehicle rip off body parts if it slams down?
Surprised no one said anything about what that meat mom was wearing...
My name is Jennifer and I approve of this episode. 😅
at 9:37, are the flight attendants also a k-pop band?
These three should be on the show permanently. Maybe in little boxes on the wall, Hollywood Squares style
5:25: ......... To see if that thing would cut it...
10:28 Boeing, this is all your reputation is...
These WQBs (Wonderful Queer Boys) need to be on every other week…MINIMUM!
9:52 wtf are these programmers telling AI?
I'd like to adopt aaron, thank you
Ideas! Ideas for you Taylor! "Word boxing." Not boxing words, it's words that compete with eachother! Like... bland... Water, Fire. Cliff.. (not bar), Vertigo... tracks... "What I was about to jump off before I met you, then... did a double-take." Use "Word Boxing!"
omfg i loved DICKS (and why is this censored cbs? nerrrrrrds) the musical!! it was so brave for two gay men to play two hetero men that are also FU&#ING IDENTICAL TWINS! ofc bowen yang is god, and also probably really disappointed that his son went to vocational school rn lmfao
Jon being based early in the episode. It's the Gay episode! I had no idea. Fabulous is fun though.
Why does Jesus have a bird's nest on his head?
So who signed the certificate as "President of Jennifer"?
Jon Lovett looks like Ted got super old after he met your mother.
Jennifer was the number one name for girls born in the U.S. from 1970 to 1984. Guess why I know that.
@AdrianColley
3 ай бұрын
I'm going to guess that it's because you're part of the problem.
Ronda Rousey is kind of funny and edible.
Is Jon Lovett short or are those guys tall? Both?
Please do not destroy the name. I don't know why, but it just sounds like a friendly name.
Panel was not gay enough. But since a lot of giraffes are gay the tallness made up for it.
insanely gay lineup (compliment)
Hot take: having each guest deliver a preprepared joke after they’re introduced kind of kills comedic momentum.
Why is Jon standing in a hole?
This is the gayest episode ever and I love it.
I love how wrong everyone is about the link between meat and heart disease still after all the overwhelming evidence that shows there is none.
Ooh, edgy!
Taylor gotta practice that fake laugh lmao
Aaron is an unfunny Jim Carrey. An annoying, unfunny Jim Carrey.
Why is Jon Lovett here? He’s a news commentator not a comedian
@alexjheaton
3 ай бұрын
He’s a comedian
@nimue325
3 ай бұрын
He has done standup since the beginning of his career.
@xqueenfrostine
3 ай бұрын
He’s both.