Back in the day when spitting was harmless😂

@bethanychatman9531

3 жыл бұрын

Nah it was still gross and very germ ridden

Just fired? Shouldn't he be charged with sexual assault?

@lanfriesen

6 жыл бұрын

They’re looking into it. And yes there’s evidence. A while ago, a girl went in to meet him with a wire on and he said some pretty disturbing stuff. You should watch Phillip DeFranco’s video on it. He goes through all the details.

@shane55pwnt

6 жыл бұрын

+Lan Friesen Saying disturbing things is not sexual assault. At best it's sexual harassment. Unless he physically assaulted her in a sexual manner of course.

@DarthMerlin

6 жыл бұрын

Well, maybe if these women bothered to come forward before the statute of limitations expired, but they didn't. Oh well...

@mrwdpkr5851

6 жыл бұрын

He's wealthy.

@jonanice

6 жыл бұрын

i hope so! a woman went forward to police back in the 80s saying he raped her i doubt its a lie considering what we know about him now

“and improv coaches” hmmmmm I wonder if this was directed at anyone

@NaturalLilly

6 жыл бұрын

THIS!!! I'm upset they didn't take the chance to stand up to whoever THAT is. Smh....

@zeusmasterson4117

6 жыл бұрын

Lately, so many women in Hollywood have been talking about the sexual harassment/rape problem. I'm glad it's getting attention. I definitely think that improv coach thing was directed at someone specific.

@NaturalLilly

6 жыл бұрын

DogParty ugghhh...you couldn't pay me enough to put up with some things...

@AnoNymous-dh2sv

6 жыл бұрын

It was nobody. They wanted to produce laughs and they didn't care if it slanders an entire profession in a blanket fashion.

@TheMoonLayingLow

6 жыл бұрын

Ano Nymous sounds like it might be you they’re talking about, buddy

I just realized that I only watch clips from Seth’s show that have Amber. Just give Amber her own show already!!!

@lillymurphy5758

3 жыл бұрын

well do I have news for you

@gamewiz720

Жыл бұрын

100th like

God BLESS this show for giving a platform for those affected by each story to speak up.

Correct me if I am wrong. But I don't understand why there are always men defending sexual harassers. I mean it is true that your are innocent until guilty but that is for the courts to decide, people don't have to wait till a court case occurs for them to think a man is a creep or to believe the victim who came forward. I mean I think this behavior negatively impacts men as well, because of these creeps woman start to think that most men are creeps and excuses like "he couldn't control himself" also speak badly of you guys. It gives the idea that men are a primitive species not capable of controlling yourself. You guys are not that, you guys are intelligent individuals that can critically think and make good judgments. Don't let those creeps justify you, you guys should also be angry that a guys abused his power to assault victims and keep getting away with it. If we all equally stand up to these men then you guys would be given the benefit of the doubt and a compliment at work could be taken as just a compliment without someone thinking you have an ulterior motive.

@NZGamePlay

6 жыл бұрын

If you read nothing else here, understand that anyone who does anything cruel, unkind, unthinking or immoral (within the bounds of modern society's moral compass) should be held accountable and only they should be held accountable for what they have done. Humanity as a whole can then reflect on such act and /everyone/ should remember so that they do not do such a thing. The issue is that many men do get outraged by this kind of stuff but the media has created a lens for all those who aren't white males which paints white males as the only people who will be at fault. I'm a white guy and proud of the good things in my heritage (which often results in people's ire) and remember the bad so as to not do it again, and yet all I see is a world that sees a white man do something wrong and decide they had no excuse. In comparison a female or an individual of a minority race would be seen as victims of some hardship or justified in some other way. Personally, i believe any act of any sort that intentionally harms another person physically, mentally or emotionally should be considered questionable (obviously considering the severity of said hurt) and the guilty party should be accountable. There was a great interview with Morgan Freeman (and I'm here assuming that sexism is in the same tier as racism) where he was asked how to end racism in America. He said a simple statement: "You don't call me a black man and I don't call you a white man." It really is that simple. Any treatment based around gender or race should be questioned, excluding biological necessity, such as white people being recommended to use more sunscreen or women requiring various hygiene products due to menstruation.

@PoojaPatel-mj7pz

6 жыл бұрын

Saber I agree that no one should be judged for what others of their race/gender do. It’s just some people have inherent bias which needs to be challenged. I also agree that nowadays people care more about who said it more than what they said.

@PoojaPatel-mj7pz

6 жыл бұрын

Pol Innocent Not what I said or was talking about but feel free to put words in my mouth. Also how is calling men “intelligent individuals” sexist? Pol, Pooooooool

@FriedrichHerschel

6 жыл бұрын

Yes, innocent until proven guilty isa rule for courts and not necessarily the ordinary populace. But you should ask yourself why it is introduced into the legal system, why this makes sence in this context, and what are your reasons to not to follow that rationale in other contexts. Its a legal standard because proving non-existence of anything is way harder (if not impossible), and false allegations have serious consequences on innocent people. In courts, those can be the toughest consequences imaginable (lifetime in prison, even death in some countries), which can't be corrected if somewhere a mistake was made. But humans don't punish only via the legal system. We also use forms of shame and boycott, which can also have serious consequences if applied by the mases (suicide because of shame; going bancrupt because of boycott) and might destroy lifes (socially or economically). The harsher our collectice punishment is, the more we should be sure, we target the right person, regardless of if it is in a court or not. I think you agree with me that a simple "sorry" isn't enough to compensate a false rape accusation. This case (Weinstein) seems pretty obvious, with him more or less confessing. But in other cases, when you only have the "victim" vs. the "perpetrator", allow yourself to have a shred of doubt in your mind. Especially with sex-crimes, when its mostly perceived as "woman=victim" and "man=offender", bear in mind that women are not necessarily better humans uncapable of lying, and that not all men are disgusting pigs. Imho, thats what most (of course not all) men are trying to say when they "innocent until proven guilty" in those cases. At least that's what's my point behind that phrase would be.

@Monochromicornicopia

6 жыл бұрын

We don't even know if he's guilty. All we have are the unreliable words from women decades after the supposed incidents

Weinstein looks like the type of guy who would have a perpetual wine stain on his shirt.

@Meyers1793

6 жыл бұрын

Buddy, that ain't the only stain he's wearing.

@albinaugustin6904

6 жыл бұрын

New Message pls tell me you have a Twitter handle

@thebitchinthecorner2252

6 жыл бұрын

And piss stains on his pants

@tjguy121

6 жыл бұрын

nice name

@patsmith2571

6 жыл бұрын

The guy need Depends.

I love that they give the writers a spotlight on this show. Especially when it comes to writers from different backgrounds discussing things that they have more experience with than Seth would.

Harveys been making films for decades but that image of him and that plant is the worst picture he's ever produced.

@butcherboy2008

6 жыл бұрын

You forgot that he produced Dracula 2000. Close second on the plant thing.

@donnix6931

6 жыл бұрын

Dr No You mean he stole that from John olivers two hundred writers

@acetate909

6 жыл бұрын

Actually my brother texted it to me and then I heard it on Last Week Tonight. So I stole it from my brother who stole it from Johnn Oliver who got it from a writer.

I love these women and I love that Seth gives them a platform to bring their voices to these conversations, way too often it seems like powerful women are pissed off about these things and have things to say, but the media conversation revolves around MEN’S opinions on fucking sexual harrassment of WOMEN.

@pepethefighterfroggins8570

6 жыл бұрын

GOOD GIRL!!!

@jacobstock9437

6 жыл бұрын

Netta .Mustjoki yh we never talk about women who harass men where is the equality

And now he is actually in jail 🎉

Let's appreciate Seth for giving screen time and equality to talented female writers.

@wallacepine6450

6 жыл бұрын

Yashasvi Rawal no, let's not

@henhenhen19

6 жыл бұрын

If you could even barely motivate why it's a bad thing to oppose sexual assault, I'll bow before you. But you won't, will you? Not even try?

@Lacchi27

6 жыл бұрын

Saying sexual assault is bad is like saying that Smoking will cause cancer. If you don't know it or need motivation to not do it, you probably are the problem.

@wallacepine6450

6 жыл бұрын

Henrik Wenne I just don't think its a good idea to praise men for doing so little

@thevhfa3975

5 жыл бұрын

@@Blood0cean Aaaaand we found the incel

So many mac products where harmed lol

@RikerWilson

6 жыл бұрын

Saw your comment on Stephen Colbert's vid.

@hebercc1

6 жыл бұрын

And Roger Ailes in with the rest of the slime

@amandaw1878

6 жыл бұрын

sugar daddy And R. Kelly

@jacobstock9437

6 жыл бұрын

I love how they tried to be funny by breaking stuff but didn’t achieve it lol

@amandaw1878

6 жыл бұрын

TorqnGears But aren't you worried that he's holding the women against their will and they're in danger? Who would keep her daughter from her family?

Write it down on parents' heads: teach your boys to be compassionate.

The thing that bothers me is all the celebrities who claim they never knew. People who worked with Harvey for 20+ years and they claim they never knew what it was like. Really?! How do you think your movie got funded?

@Artofcarissa

6 жыл бұрын

Lee Aguera Kevin Smith never knew about Weinstein’s sexual assault charges, and when he found out he denounced him publicly and was ashamed of his movies being funded by him. You don’t always spend that much time with your exec producers to know them that well.

@FriedrichHerschel

6 жыл бұрын

And not every creep is also an idiot who makes his "moves" in front of other people. Especially anything with sex is mostly done when only two persons are present. I think for most men it would "ruin the mood" if another man was right next to them ...

@AngelWolf12

6 жыл бұрын

Except now its coming out that actors were purposefully killing articles about Weinstein's conduct as early as 2004. Such as Matt Damon, in 2004. Actor who had a role in Jersey Girl with longtime friend Ben Affleck. Directed by Kevin Smith. A movie produced by Weinstein.

@ro4eva

6 жыл бұрын

Dude, how many people were aware Cosby did what he did while being crowned America's Dad? I sure didn't.

@AngelWolf12

6 жыл бұрын

I'm guessing WAY more than will ever admit it. You didn't work with Bill. Think his dealer knew? His driver? Agent? Publicist? Co-workers? They all knew.

My favorite was the lady who slowly opens her mouth slowly the the coffee or water just kind of drools out hahaha!

I was in my 20s in the 70s and it wasn't the culture then There is something called human mutual respect

I hate all the eye-rolling about how "everyone knew." I didn't know, but then I'm not in showbiz. Everyone in showbiz who did know and didn't speak up - you don't get to roll your eyes now that someone has come forward, because you're fucking complicit.

@shingshongshamalama

6 жыл бұрын

"If you're a victim of sexual harrassment, and you don't come forward out of fear of being sued and/or losing your job, you're the problem!" Nice literal victim blaming.

@DanGolag

6 жыл бұрын

Bullshit. These assholes aren't claiming that they were victims, they're claiming that everyone knew, and dismissing people who claim they didn't while never having spoken out themselves. If they wish to remain silent that's one thing, but that's not what they're doing. Basically trying to eat their cake while keeping it whole.

@isadoracostahamsi163

6 жыл бұрын

Gal Dagon actually, the eye rolling was because all woman know there is sexual harassment happening everywhere all the time. Did you get the part about the guy that sells hotdogs?

@smcg8504

6 жыл бұрын

Gal Dagon the ones rolling their eyes are probably the ones that willingly slept with him to get ahead

@DanGolag

6 жыл бұрын

Doia Eu - The guy selling hotdogs is an asshole, but don't compare him to what Harvey Weinstein did. And the people rolling their eyes aren't rolling their eyes about "Oh, you didn't know about all the objectifying remarks women have to deal with?" They're specifically rolling their eyes about Harvey. Stop trying to move the goalposts.

I like these women and I like that this show features them . Please continue to foster and expand on this type of female comedian presence in late night.

I'm 50, and I have no idea who Harvey Weinstein is...

@robsgamingchannel2077

6 жыл бұрын

NorthernChev he's a studio executive, unless you're really into the business side of movies I wouldnt expect people to know him

@andrewlyon4495

6 жыл бұрын

he decides Oscars nominees.

@zeusmasterson4117

6 жыл бұрын

He's in the opening credits of half the movies I see. Bob and Harvey Weinstein. They are super big time.

@tommcfadden5232

6 жыл бұрын

Rob's Gaming Channel that explains it. Couldn't care less since Hollywood is garbage anyway.

@AnoNymous-dh2sv

6 жыл бұрын

Big money does not want to reveal itself usually. e.g. most major companies (that are famous) are actually owned by much bigger unknown companies.

Brilliant!!!! Hahhaaaaaa....eye hers rolled so hard, they popped out!

@ro4eva

6 жыл бұрын

Can that actually happen? Yikes!

@0Meganewguy

6 жыл бұрын

No... no it cannot

@DarthMerlin

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks for explaining the joke to us.

"Improv coaches" and most men in comedy, if we're being honest.

tossing the phone in the trashcan and the plate breaking had me laughing. Great bit on a wretched subject.

@ajitpai1027

6 жыл бұрын

bac *You need higher standards*

When does the documentary come out?

3:54 also men can just stop being such f%%ng creeps!!! Priceless!!

What is Jenny’s last name?? I love her!!

@avrilfan123

6 жыл бұрын

her last name is hagel!

@elisalukasik6334

6 жыл бұрын

Diana Holiner thank you!

@justinnyugen7015

6 жыл бұрын

Don't harass her now, you

@namekman01

6 жыл бұрын

jenny is her last name. her first name is actually smith

@giildajionn5110

6 жыл бұрын

Another Lesbian Channel it's kuntington

The scene with the plates is the set off

Something tells me they aren't happy with his apology....

Ricegum took the L

I am starting to think hollywood isn't a boys club, it's a true deviants club.

@ro4eva

6 жыл бұрын

It's actually gotten better. It may seem like it's the other way around, however if that were the case, notable individuals such as Cosby, Ailes, O'Reilly and so forth would have gotten away unpunished. The rise of social media as well as the huge number of smartphones in service around the world appears to be causing the increased coverage to be mistaken for a worsening of such deviant behavior, but that's understandable. Incidentally, such individuals are rather upset they are far more likely to be caught nowadays partaking in such disgraceful acts of sexual predation. They liked it when they were able to use their positions to get away with it all. Personally, I'm glad they're being busted, and I'm confident that most of you are too.

Seth your show is becoming my favorite out of all the late night shows! But I can't help but notice that the audio quality in your KZread videos is not on par with the rest. It always sounds a little muffled and much quieter than the other channels. Big fan still!

I love that Seth uses his show to give a platform to people of different demographics. Not only are they addressing some serious issues in our society, but Seth and his staff are acknowledging that the right people to talk about this issues are the ones directly affected by them and not a white man, albeit a very very good one.

he was fired? neat. How is his severance package?

@kristenkuruugaa7903

6 жыл бұрын

Tyrant-Den he probably tells people it's bigger than it really is

@pamelacass9642

6 жыл бұрын

A lot. Golden parachute.

@ro4eva

6 жыл бұрын

If it's true he did what is alleged, then that is a disgrace to the Y Chromosome.

@jonanice

6 жыл бұрын

Tyrant-Den irk! i was like that’s not justice! he’s at retirement age anyways so he’s probably gonna live out the rest of his life just fine now

The amount of times that I was sexual assaulted and when older men acted inappropriately before I turned 17 and then after I got married I was assaulted several time by my husbands co and his Lt col was watching. I lost count. But to be fiar my son was grabed once at concert. So I guess it even. 1000s to one.. typical odds.

@ro4eva

6 жыл бұрын

I've had my ass grabbed by multiple women on multiple occasions during my college days. On one occasion, I regretfully admit that I did the same, and never again. I swear under penalty of castration that this is the truth, but I suppose that it wouldn't surprise me if you think I'm bullshitting you. Sure, I agree that it's usually the other way around, but that's not always the case. My parents raised me well, and ensured that I always remembered to treat others with respect, especially women. And on one occasion, I dishonored those teachings by way of pinching a female's behind, sadly, but I digress.

@JohnDoe-nz6bk

6 жыл бұрын

Tina Dudley I call bullshit!

OMG the eyeballs!!! I love it.

I went to North Hollywood high school. there were older men crusin' the High School all the time. They were all kinds of men, Record Producers, Lawyers, Many, many others. this is not new. this abuse has been going on a long time. One line was to a 16-year-old, "you know, I produce the Commodores so you can see what I could do for you. let's see what we can do for you." The girl goes with him to his office, with a promise of hearing her sing. He sits down she said,"are you going to record me? or do you want me to sing Acappella, or what.?" the man unzipped his pants & said, "let's see what you can do with this first." The girl actually had a sense of self. she had also, been a victim of sexual abuse very early in her life, She had told on her abuser & was punished for it. She learned her lesson, she also swore she would never be the victim again. Noone would ever stand up for her, so she learned how to stand up for herself. She told him to "blow himself. that he was disgusting to sit there & promise a young person their dreams to suck his disgusting dick. And in front of the picture of your wife and kid right there on his desk" she turned & walked out. She did not sing for anyone but herself, from that day forth. She decided if that is what it takes to get heard. She wanted nothing to do with that disgusting world. nothing has changed. we have a sexual predator, An abuser of women in the White House. Check back in ten years, I bet it will be business as usual. I hope not, but the sad sick world we have fixed for ourselves leads me to think it will be. We are ready to progress. why aren't they? I have no problem with sex. I have a problem with sex abusers. Time to stop and fix these issues. think about it do you want any of your loved ones female or male to be treated so badly? Be honest. because those are your Daughters, your cousins. Your Sons. Your Family. Time to end Sexual Violence, Racial Violence, Religious persecution. no joke about it.

Harrasment aside that dude fucked up so many great movies.

@ro4eva

6 жыл бұрын

I especially blame him for Pulp Fiction - what a disaster, right?

Where is the outrage from Hollywood? This is over a span of 30 years. Hilary? What about women's rights?

@yellowprettybird

6 жыл бұрын

The outrage is all over the place, look it up. Hillary released a statement.

Sounds like every one in Hollywood new about they all say I'm not shocked but say nothing until the times say it's ok lmao

Oh Seth! Having the balls to do this, bless you!

All that spitting hasn't aged well huh

I totally get their point, and I support their message. But this is just so cringey I can't watch it, it is not funny at all either.

@crux6050

6 жыл бұрын

Zebra Alpha I agree man I'm completely against harassment but these were just flat jokes with screaming crowds

@AnoNymous-dh2sv

6 жыл бұрын

Cheap laughs, pretending they care when they obviously mainly care for their personal gain and ratings.

@jaelynnzee9091

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, sexual harassment isn't funny. Nice for you to notice.

@jaelynnzee9091

6 жыл бұрын

How? Not cheap, you are implying that these women are cheap!

@MisterCovek

6 жыл бұрын

I'm not that shocked an old pervy Hollywood exec would blackmail girls for sex, but that these girls accepted money or job offers to stay quiet. They're not as innocent as people want them to be. If you knew he was like this, and that Hollywood was like this, why keep quiet? Is that stupid failed TV pilot more important than your self respect? I can't help but think Harvey missed a couple of monthly payments and now they "gained" strength to speak out.

Don't drink that... 😂

The man actually quoted Jay-Z. WHAT?????

Time for a rewrite.

@jacobstock9437

6 жыл бұрын

k97cross yh they need some new writers there

So unfunny especially amber!

Omg. When her eyes rolled out of her head...lmao.

I love that UC for Cinematic Arts is refusing the endowment!

Women need to come forward when things happen, not years later...

@pepethefighterfroggins8570

6 жыл бұрын

ITS HARD TO GET BY THE POWERFUL SLOPPT JEWS

This is wildly unfunny. Well intentioned, but, unfunny. Rare, overt, negativity from yours truly.

@0Meganewguy

6 жыл бұрын

If you call demonising men over the actions of one sick individual ‘Well intentioned’ then yes, yes this was well intentioned. Smh

@sdjosh9081

6 жыл бұрын

Even when they're making fun of their own people, they can't make it funny.

@ms.q7445

6 жыл бұрын

Myk McGrane that's because ... it's not funny! now you get it! congrats, you're a feminist. dipshit.

@britbong1457

6 жыл бұрын

Respekt wemen

@CapSuperM

6 жыл бұрын

As always when women try to be funny.

I love the spit taking so much XD

I feel like I just lost 20 brain cells

how did those screaming audience members not get thrown out?

@PJB1995

6 жыл бұрын

Because american audiences need to be cued so they know when to "laugh", especially when what they're watching isn't even funny.

@jetjazz05

6 жыл бұрын

+PJB1995 Uhh... actually that's part of the gig. You're being paid to laugh when they tell you to, has nothing to do with what you find funny. The purpose is to trigger a laugh in the viewers of the television/computer, in reality these people don't want to laugh, they're doing it for cash.

@TomClacy5871

6 жыл бұрын

Jesse Crandle They dont get paid. WTF? Who told you this. Its all free

Seth, you need funnier writers.

LOL the amount of saliva in that office now hahaha

I love all the writers that they have come on and talk

Good candidate for president!

"You know who else participates in sexual harassment daily? Not so powerful men" Heres a shocker that i will get a lot of hate for... men are sexually harassed daily as well. By the MEN AND WOMEN in positions of power. Two things to consider in that controversial statement. One: it is admittedly, a fraction of men who are harassed by women, generally a man, straight or gay, will be put in a position to either perform homosexual favors in order to advance or even keep the job they retain. Less often is it a woman that propositions a subordinate male or female employee, not to suggest that is doesn't happen, just that this is the case where 'a fraction' of incidentia is accurate. Finally bringing us upon point number Two: of the instances where a man is preyed upon - again, by either men or women in positions of power - it is well known and established that the number of assaults that are NOT reported to the proper authorities is far far greater than that of assaults not reported by female victims of the same crime. The leading theory for this circumstance is believed to be no different than the reason a female victim would not report. Shame, fear, denial... the list goes on. Unfortunately, in todays society (though everyday is a step closer to gender equality and enlightenment) a man does get a much blacker eye, more mud on his face.... the pressures of todays society brings down more shame, especially for a straight man propositioned by a male employer. We will always have to fight and stand up against harassment, sexual or otherwise, as a society. Everyday it becomes easier (access and reachability wise) to call out and announce to others, for their own safety, for yours, and for the betterment of the human condition as a whole, those who perpetuate this abuse of power. Possibly, just below murder, pedophilia and... someone think of something heinous - possibly, the third or fourth most vile thing a person in power can instigate. Now, lets take a moment to digest all of this. Thank you for taking the time to consider what i have brought to the table. In no way does this train of thought interfere or diminish the validity of what these woman spoke of. In simple terms, i only hope my observation helps to further the battle against harassment and shed light to an unknown flipside to the coin of this issue. Thanks again 🖖

@toserveman9317

6 жыл бұрын

"will be put in a position to either perform favors in order to advance or even keep the job they retain." Not the definition of harassment at all. By the modern definition, men are harassed more than females.

@MsColdCanada

6 жыл бұрын

True and not just in workplaces but also in schools. People have to quit preying on each other.

@ro4eva

6 жыл бұрын

Why do you suspect you'll receive hate? I just don't see how your comment would warrant outrage, as it's not unreasonable or provocative.

@ninipookie

6 жыл бұрын

Alexz Ingles sure they do but this is about abuse of women.

How about serving towels with your showers, girls?

Them dropping and spitting on their expensive stuff hurts my broke ass.

WTF did I just watch?

That poor plant! Its little plant-human hybrid kids will never get to know their father #plantlivesmatter

"That, do that!"

... where ... did the liquid at the end come from? They weren't holding cups? --Dave, was it just straight from the heart?

My spirit animal, Amber,

I thought this was supposed to be funny

@trashybasher7368

6 жыл бұрын

so fucking lame

@trashybasher7368

6 жыл бұрын

lame writers, lame show

@someguy1714

6 жыл бұрын

It's Seth Meyers. Nothing he does is ever funny.

@FungusMossGnosis

6 жыл бұрын

It's about as funny as that watermelon smasher who brags about playing State fairs.

@E-99x

6 жыл бұрын

Maybe it would be more funny if YOU were that potted plant j2times2006...that Weinstein personally "fertilized".

I'm disabled and use a wheelchair part time. Several years ago, a coworker told me that "[my] legs may not work, but they sure look nice"..... Somehow, my legs looking nice doesn't make up for the fact that I can't walk. Weird how that happens.

🍷😖 .... There wasn't an emoji of a woman spitting her drink

These women make it ridiculously obvious that they are reading scrips from a teleprompter

@nihilsystem13

6 жыл бұрын

That's because they're writers, not performers.

@jannatunnurain8717

6 жыл бұрын

and because they're not trying to hide it.

@henhenhen19

6 жыл бұрын

It's because it's a late night television show. Have you got no idea how a TV show is made? Almost every show like this is a person reading out loud for a prompter or cue cards. Try and think

Man the jokes here are painfully unfunny

*sexually harassing women - and then paying them for keeping quiet* *...doesn't make sense! you can pay women to sexually harass them...*

Ok how many times did it take to film the office segment cause i know with that much squirting of water that there's bound to be out takes because someone started laughing.

your lesbian has nice hair

@FindThePattern

6 жыл бұрын

Why thank you! I'll pass that along to her. Wait... hold on - you weren't talking to me, were you? Dammit. And now I'm gonna get in trouble again for calling her "my" lesbian.

@ArtOfShannonLee

6 жыл бұрын

We all do. Nice hair is directly correlated to having nice hair. Haha! She does though.

@ro4eva

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks, I'll let her know.

@gianpaolouccelletti750

6 жыл бұрын

Wtf are you talking about

@FindThePattern

6 жыл бұрын

The lesbian with the nice hair. I would've thought that was pretty obvious...

Don't touch me! I want to be famous!

@klarastern5597

6 жыл бұрын

hmm... pathetic, boring troll or uneducated, lazy moron... hmmm...

Solid coverage!

really glad women are getting a platform on late night.

you know im probably gonna get alot of hate for saying this from some people but please read through all of it before you comment, i dont think immediately believing someone who says that somebody sexually assaulted themis the way to go in any society thats not how the law works and the way people work mean it could quickly result in a lynch mob not to mention there are people that actually lie about this and those people are almost as bad as the people that actually commit these crimes now im not saying dont take claims of sexual assault seriously cause when it does happen usually someone did something wrong but believing people automatically without any evidence in any other situation is absurd.

@elyca6329

6 жыл бұрын

Every time a woman denounce a sexual assault, she's called a liar, a golddigger, and receive death and rape threats. But sure, let's all be worried for the guy accused, who'll statistically never set a foot in prison

@diversitydan235

6 жыл бұрын

It is a shitty situation. If the woman is telling the truth you have people doubting her, which can't feel good. If the woman is lying you could ruin the life of a innocent man.

@veek.6463

6 жыл бұрын

Daniel- hear it again: every single woman you have ever seen has been sexually harassed at some point in life. Do you understand? You need to get that into your head.

@tonydimeo1882

6 жыл бұрын

Daniel Salmon What do they have to gain by making it up?

@toserveman9317

6 жыл бұрын

"Daniel Salmon What do they have to gain by making it up?" Laughable. Just like the definition of harassment is laughable.

You ladies are funny 😄

@jacobstock9437

6 жыл бұрын

MrDiscreet100 erm no they weren’t

Why so many dislikes ?Because this time it's WOMEN and not GOOD HEROIC MEN who are shaming a Serial Rapist? You need to know and listen to the truth from another of your kind to consider it worthy?

I wanted them to spit take Seth so bad!!! Lol 😂🤣😂

This wasn't funny.

@blabhblaja

6 жыл бұрын

I dont think the main point was to be funny

@jackp9589

6 жыл бұрын

As a botanist, I also found this story very offensive. I’ve come across some very sexy tulips but never would I EVER take advantage and force my seed into a perennial

@NotaWalrus1

6 жыл бұрын

I thought the part with the plates was hilarious.

@Space_math.engineer

6 жыл бұрын

girls are not funny for the most part

@Jubeidono2012

6 жыл бұрын

I agree. This whole skit was not funny.

Typically, this comes out when he stops paying them, like with Cosby.

@HortenseLapasse

6 жыл бұрын

You had to be the one who blame the victims right ? Have you ever heard about psychology ? I strongly recommend you educate yourself on the shame and fear abuse victims feel, especially in cases of abuse of power when they are too scared to effectively fight back. You never know, it might prevent you from being the dipshit you are !

@nihilsystem13

6 жыл бұрын

While 525Lines is clearly a fucking moron, "Have you ever heard about psychology ? " is the stupidest thing I've ever read in my life.

@HortenseLapasse

6 жыл бұрын

nihilsystem13 That was meant to, like his answer is so dumb and baseless, it's his whole education that needs to be done

1:38 BILL CLINTON Why would he think THAT I wonder?

I love these ladies so much. Doing good work!!

jeez louise. i want to find women funny, but then i see this... horrible delivery and i puke in my mouth

@KS-nc7mm

6 жыл бұрын

Vino sitas You know what makes me want to puke? Men who masturbate into plants.

@kikusha66

6 жыл бұрын

Yes because these three represent all female population. I know soooo many men who think they r funny but arent. Thats even sadder. Based on your "logic" i assume all men r unfunny but thinking otherwise

@jiminal07

6 жыл бұрын

but it's ok to make assumptions about men in general based on anecdotal experiences? wait, could it be that many women have......... double standards?

@0Meganewguy

6 жыл бұрын

The only funny woman comedians are lesbians and fatties. Prove me wrong

@fotoguy99a

6 жыл бұрын

Nobody needs to validate a troll. Now, get back under that bridge before the goats show up. The big one has a surprise for you!

What about women who falsely accuse men?

@KS-nc7mm

6 жыл бұрын

halogod What about the men who perpetually lie that they never sexually assaulted women because they know it's easier to accuse women of lying?

@ArtOfShannonLee

6 жыл бұрын

Brilliant! Not. ...That is for the courts to decide. Silencing women by not believing in them when they bring concerns forward does nothing but promote the problem. If a guy is innocent, the judge should find so. Proving anything to the threshold of 'beyond reasonable doubt' or whichever other relevant legal threshold is pretty frigging hard without it being, y'know, true. Jeez.

@MsColdCanada

6 жыл бұрын

I don't see how the question is relevant with regards to Harvey as his guilt is admitted. Have you gone to vids about the awful Vegas shooting and asked "what about men falsely accused of murder"? Being insensitive to either crime is a weird reaction.

@ro4eva

6 жыл бұрын

It's clear some of you are biased towards women and the others towards men. For those who side with women, crying wolf every time you're offended by someone's opinion can undermine bona fide cases of sexual assault, rape, and such. Furthermore, the amount of outrageously-misogynist crap that the cruelly-oppressed women of the Middle-East have to put up with on a daily basis makes a farce out of most cases in the western world. For those of you who side with men, while it's true that there is a percentage of women who turn out to be gold-diggers, the same is true for men. Yes, there are sugarmamas who spoil their boytoys too. Also, if you're sexually-frustrated because you can't get laid, then I guess I'm sorry, but believe me, there are women looking for one-night-stands who aren't hookers, and you need to go to where they mingle, not the other way around. Lastly, you have porn and KY Jelly available if you need to relieve yourself.

@sanitized4protection

6 жыл бұрын

False reports of rape/sexual harassment occur, but it is a very low percentage. Depending on what statistics you cite it could be anywhere from 1.5% to 10%. Unreported cases of the same, is much higher, as high as 80%. No one ever argues about false reports of any other crime, though that happens too.

When did they get the water in their mouths for the end spit take?

Did the plant play Groot?

Just proved women aren't as funny.... or at least his writers

@ro4eva

6 жыл бұрын

There are some insanely-funny female comedians out there. A couple had me laughing so hard I nearly blacked out and my ribs were sore as hell thereafter. I don't believe gender limits creativity, but I digress.

@TKittyBlack

6 жыл бұрын

Quick, show us how you ARE funny, fool.

Cringe-worthy segment, why do they keep bringing these not funny women?

@tommcfadden5232

6 жыл бұрын

To Serve Man nope! Because its PC.

@ArtOfShannonLee

6 жыл бұрын

The fact that you describe them as 'these not funny women' haha! Oh look! 3 sexists in a row! :O Hahaha! Yes, this segment is a little cringey but some of Seth's jokes are terrible too. The ladies have their good and bad days just like everyone else. Jenny is normally hilarious and so are some of Amber's jokes. Lighten up.

@toserveman9317

6 жыл бұрын

Tom, yeah but you lack depth.

@ro4eva

6 жыл бұрын

Amber is funny as hell. One of the few African-American women whom I'd worship if she demanded it.

@kingcobra3854

6 жыл бұрын

Mikael P. Not really but whats the point of the segment on a comedy show then? Clearly they were trying to go for laughs and it was pretty terrible

Yeah, I was shocked that people were shocked.

Also, Groot got a 3 picture deal... coincidence? I think not.

I never thought I'd EVER agree with anything on Seth Meyers! Could it be he's finally growing up?!

Seth you are very empowering women, you are amazing and you surrounded yourself with a great team!

Can I just say this of all the late night hosts Seth is the only one that involves writers in the actual live show giving them actual credit. Unlike Colbert being hailed for his monologue on Trump which most definitely is written for him Seth gives them more than just credit on google. This man deserves more ratings, more views, more subscribers and much much more praise.

Really, a one minute ad that I couldn't skip, come on.

"And improv coaches." Wow. Yessss! Shine some light, ladies. That part of the business has been in the dark for far too long. If you know anyone who has studied improv in NY, LA, or Chicago, show them this joke. There are so many stories to tell.

bloody hell - that is a diverse workplace.

This is the content I come for. More women doing comedy, please!

If any of the KZreadrs who actually use this website as a way to make a living would write something like this, I guarantee you that video would be shut down within the hour.