i once again hate ostriches

@FusionIceZ

4 жыл бұрын

same

@liasuckslmao

4 жыл бұрын

_noice_

@walter9735

4 жыл бұрын

Poofesure first

@chrislee5376

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@skibbzx

4 жыл бұрын

Poofesure NOT AGAIN

Poofesure: "I don't know the rules" Also Poofesure: *Doesn't read the rules* You win by holding up the sign that the MIi doesn't hold up.

@pedrohenriquecarneiro3386

4 жыл бұрын

So, bascally, a copy-paste of Mario party's 9 mini-game...

@mirady9675

4 жыл бұрын

Well, he's not wrong.

@ripmeblade7236

4 жыл бұрын

Silent Storm that’s what I’ve been commenting! He never reads controls! That’s why he loses. Not surprised.

@birchtree5884

4 жыл бұрын

Some think he’s trying to be more entertaining by not reading the rules, but it’s honestly more frustrating than anything.

@ripmeblade7236

4 жыл бұрын

Birch Tree being more entertaining not reading the rules is not the case. Because he overreacts so hard and takes the game so goddamn seriously I have a feeling he’ll break another one of his Wii remotes over a video game! Soon, he won’t ever be able to play the Wii U!

Poof: Exists Ostrich: So you have chosen LOSE

@BeautifulYou501

4 жыл бұрын

ROFL

@XoticXTC

4 жыл бұрын

Oh no I didn't get to that part yet. The ostrich comes back😭

8:04 “Barb was out of stamina... SIX YEARS AGO” 😂😂💀💀

10:35 looked like party phil was yelling it.

@DioGriffinKirby

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo never noticed that

“polly looks like that one ugly friend to make the other’s look prettier” -Poofesure 2020

@cryptic3420

4 жыл бұрын

Green EnderGaming Polly is me in my imaginary friend group

@RedDeadDepressionist

4 жыл бұрын

Cryptic F

@masterspark9880

4 жыл бұрын

Cryptic You’re on r/suicidebywords. You’re welcome

@theironartmanufactur1745

4 жыл бұрын

@@masterspark9880 r/iusereddit

@quinthy9339

4 жыл бұрын

Polly is me lmao

Poof: (in the last vid) "I keep losing to girls." Also Poof: *Plays with 3 girls*

@-exotic-z157

4 жыл бұрын

how is he a simp though....

@Velocity42

4 жыл бұрын

@John Zewel ow, the edge is real.

@SkippyChubby

4 жыл бұрын

John define simp

@ranboosplush3854

4 жыл бұрын

I thought about that too xD

@romeerawesome1078

4 жыл бұрын

Poof, last video: AND CLAUDIA, she went from last place all the the way to 1st

I've finally been summoned again

@YoleeR

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@mortisthemagnificent376

4 жыл бұрын

nono nowlande simp

@Foolzgold

4 жыл бұрын

Uh oh

@willt1936

4 жыл бұрын

You are hot as shit

@jbbzxy6749

4 жыл бұрын

@@willt1936 simp

“I see you’re drinking 1% milk. Is that because you think you’re fat? Well, you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.” - Napoleon Dynamite while flirting with deb.

@dk_phoenix5715

4 жыл бұрын

I love that movie so much

@Is30old

4 жыл бұрын

That's top tier chad flirting!!

@camerong7365

4 жыл бұрын

Imma have to try that one out

@NapoleonPicard

4 жыл бұрын

That movie is a masterpiece

@gasonmibbs

3 жыл бұрын

I’m having a killer time reading this comment

“Give me gold head! Give me gold head! Give me gold head!” -Poofesure, 2020

@alexanderhopkins917

4 жыл бұрын

Xavier DelliCarpini 😾really 187 likes every time I post a comment I don’t get likes

@thegoods7011

4 жыл бұрын

@@alexanderhopkins917 what-

@xavier4447

4 жыл бұрын

This is my first time getting all these likes, lmao.

@tylern6420

4 жыл бұрын

Gold head enjoys your sacrifice.

@thegoods7011

4 жыл бұрын

@PitA BreaD no I got what he was saying, it just didn't relate to anything lol

This episode: Poof simps for Barb, then she wins a game and the nice guy gets angry

@calleinad

4 жыл бұрын

Uvirith thats how all “nice guys” are lmaoooo oof

@KAY-fz8uu

4 жыл бұрын

definition of a “ nice guy “ lmaoooo ! 💀🤍.

@nola.dagoat

4 жыл бұрын

Uvirith I was gonna say that

@alexanderhopkins917

3 жыл бұрын

Chris_Nola from Wii Sports series don’t tell me to chill just because I’m in love with arcailly

@amadeuscalovetral7052

3 жыл бұрын

Party Phil is also simping for Barn

The “N’AWWWWW” gets me every time 😂😂😂

@FairyFrom_Poland

3 жыл бұрын

The 'NaWwWwWwWWWWWWWW?!'

@godallmighty4246

3 жыл бұрын

Naw...

Poof: picks rhino Poof: "Go hippo""

@godallmighty4246

3 жыл бұрын

I'm hungry.... Hippo

@brit_tulloch

2 жыл бұрын

I was dying at that part lmao

@stephmcsteph4324

2 жыл бұрын

That’s why he didn’t win

poofesure: : *uploads a video* bots: *”don’t lie...”*

@Demonkillzonetwitch

4 жыл бұрын

69th like

@hagoty6985

4 жыл бұрын

Jordan Barton fuck, it's saying I'm the 69th like😂

@Demonkillzonetwitch

4 жыл бұрын

@@hagoty6985 Yikesss. You can take it

@hagoty6985

4 жыл бұрын

Jordan Barton no, you deserve it

@keagantijerina7751

4 жыл бұрын

@@hagoty6985 oh no, a White Knight battle

Gazelle: *exists* Hippo: C H J O M P

@yaboi_pest8802

4 жыл бұрын

Gazelle: o o f

@DeadChannel2

4 жыл бұрын

Fireice Gaming What the heck is your profile picture?

@keagantijerina7751

4 жыл бұрын

@@DeadChannel2 AIDS itself

Can we talk about how at 16:04 the die switches after it’s done moving from 4 to 5 so that they can get doubles. Just an observation.

@coltinanderson

3 жыл бұрын

Man what a tease

I love how he says around 20:20 that "ostriches are the stupidest animals" because it's actually somewhat true, their brains are only about the size of walnuts 😂

@marcelxd1633

6 ай бұрын

Bigger brain doesn't mean that your more intelligent

@RandomWasVeryTaken

6 ай бұрын

@@marcelxd1633 uhh you might wanna check that

@marcelxd1633

6 ай бұрын

@@RandomWasVeryTaken No?

@Coxinha420

6 ай бұрын

⁠@@RandomWasVeryTakenthey can use tools in the wild

@Sheryl_krabbenhoft

5 ай бұрын

@@RandomWasVeryTaken a sloth’s brain is about the size of a human’s and they’re known to grab their own arm thinking it’s a branch and fall to their death

“Barbara, your hotness level just went down a bit!” Translation: Jealousy

@kawaiikeith1190

4 жыл бұрын

* Abby has entered the chat *

@taran99y96

4 жыл бұрын

I think envy is the correct word here

@tylern6420

4 жыл бұрын

I want a friend to oof together.

@taran99y96

4 жыл бұрын

​@Christian Smith I respectfully disagree. In my books, jealousy is only used when talking about the relationship between people (you are jealous of your brother because he has a girlfriend) or the fear of being replaced by someone else (your friends find new friends and you're afraid you'll be left behind) and envy is only used in to the context of posession and skill of someone else that you don't have. I don't think being jealous always means you are envious

@taran99y96

4 жыл бұрын

@Christian Smith Everyone uses different definitions. What makes you think what you find on the internet is the correct one? I've studied the English language for years and everyone can write something on a site. Just because they tell you it's right, doesn't mean it really is

Poof: Doesn’t read rules Also Poof: Gets mad when he doesn’t understand the game

@godallmighty4246

3 жыл бұрын

Rigged

@namelesslang5909

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the Arin Hanson method.

@jamesmccarthy5086

10 ай бұрын

Love it when he says something like I didnt understand the controls I didn’t read. Love that every time

12:10 when my french toast sticks finally come out of the oven

@YoshiFan115

2 жыл бұрын

Lol Sounds like a Pigeon 12:10

@nedplush3020

Жыл бұрын

@@YoshiFan115 LMAO he does

@mrbuster2468

Жыл бұрын

lol

17:27 he played the same audio clip twice 💀

@jxckson_jean9590

Жыл бұрын

FR

Petition to put Araceli in Tomadachi Life

@ryujisakamoto6885

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@marvel1436

4 жыл бұрын

YES PLZZZZ

@DeadChannel2

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@FalseRadiation

4 жыл бұрын

Say aye

@conrad1022

4 жыл бұрын

YAS

Poofesure: doesn’t read instructions Also Poofesure: they’re not telling me the rules

@spooki9

4 жыл бұрын

I saw you comment twice and I can tell you don’t know what funny content is. He’s not trying to be a wii sports pro, he’s trying to be entertaining

@Poppipower

4 жыл бұрын

Sp00kib0i I think in this case it’s different, tho.

@ooblek6704

4 жыл бұрын

Saki How exactly?

@alphakenny1743

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I agree with spookyboi your not funny

@RuneTacticss

4 жыл бұрын

@@spooki9 By purposefully missing the instructions then complaining about it by yelling super loud? That's not funny to me, that just feels fake/set up, like it's done on purpose, it's actually pretty annoying honestly. I love Poof's content and watch nearly every vid, but it can get annoying at times

i was dying when he started to scream hungry hungry hippos

3:50 I love how quickly that just turned into Poofesure fantasizing about 2 video game characters "doing stuff together"

@killerz69

2 ай бұрын

Same lmfao

“Burger eats out 3 women while laughing maniacally”

Barbara’s “hippo” didn’t slow down because unlike you, she didn’t swing her Wii remote after running out of stamina.

@fabriciolamana4106

4 жыл бұрын

@@moomoomoooo Umm... Shaking the Wiimote means an input so, Barb didn't sprint with no stanima

@popetrondaungudomdej7014

4 жыл бұрын

She just left the stamina at 1 point

@ripmeblade7236

4 жыл бұрын

I would say that poofesure sucks at minigames because he never reads the controls

@dakotahernandez9511

4 жыл бұрын

RipMeBlade723 agreed even when he plays mini games for the first time he just reads the rules but not the controls

@aikohayes8762

4 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY it is so aggravating when he complains but doesn't read the directions

12:16 beef ball

Me: “yay poof uploaded!!” *Opens video to hear poof say that he watched a hippo eat a giselle* “Wha-“

@strawbebbby

4 жыл бұрын

it's.. gazelle

@goldenpig6453

4 жыл бұрын

The hippo got him before Poopyhead could finish h

@aii1717

4 жыл бұрын

max bru-

2:51 ‘I’d be willing to say Abby has competition with wii U barb’ Hmmm. Are you sure about that?

@greenender2154

4 жыл бұрын

Abby From Wii Sports i mean i’m down for a three some

@theofficialrodwave2990

4 жыл бұрын

Green EnderGaming my guy there wii characters

@greenender2154

4 жыл бұрын

@@theofficialrodwave2990 they're sexy wii characters

@ClipperYT

4 жыл бұрын

Green EnderGaming I mean you’re not wrong homie

@DDog1125

4 жыл бұрын

This reply section is simply GOLDEN, btw Abby is best mii waifu don’t @ me.

I like how he calls a rhino a hippo

7:50 Had me dying 😆

“Napolean, you’re just jealous that I’ve been chatting with babes online all day.”

@clare780

4 жыл бұрын

napoleon, gimme some of your tots

@jensennystrom3027

4 жыл бұрын

real question is “can you bring me some chapstick”

Petition for Barb's sister to added to Tomadachi life straight away Thanks to everyone signing

@BrodyMK64

4 жыл бұрын

I sign it

@FalseRadiation

4 жыл бұрын

We already have that

@conrad1022

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@braydenheaton9118

4 жыл бұрын

Ima sign it

@DDDiego

4 жыл бұрын

LastStock I’ll sign it

*The first time ever that Poof predicts the exact roll result. **18:16*

When you get so lonely during quarantine you start SIMPING for miis.

You know, Barb actually has a twin sister, her name is Alice, she is an advanced level mii in Wii party U, and they are the only related miis in History

@justanotherguy1122

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, so Aracelli and Barb just LOOK similar.

@gumbitoicic9977

Жыл бұрын

@JustAnotherGuy yeah, Anna and Hiromi also look similar and aren't related. Honestly they could be twins if Anna wasn't so old

@gexghetto

Жыл бұрын

@@gumbitoicic9977 they don't look similar.

@gumbitoicic9977

Жыл бұрын

@gexghetto they have the same face shape, skin tone, lip shape, nose, and both have wrinkles. They have many similarities

@gexghetto

Жыл бұрын

@@gumbitoicic9977 eh they still don't look alike

Poof: Ridicules Polly right at the start of the video Polly: *I'll remember that* Sweet, sweet karma

@goose9961

4 жыл бұрын

"Polly will remember that"

@tylern6420

4 жыл бұрын

Press X to doubt.

@tylerking1207

4 жыл бұрын

I was playing with Polly on Mario Kart 8 Deluxe online and that was the first time I have ever seen her. I'm not kidding! I literally saw her today when I was online.

16:15 the champion, the man, *the reason*

6:28 Don’t mind me this is for my own little things

You should make barbs sister a mii on tomodachi life so your mii can have the next best thing

@gajooby5620

4 жыл бұрын

Beef Boss you have way to much time on your hands

@darkclassicsonicmania9513

4 жыл бұрын

Beef boss!? Is that really you?

@tylern6420

4 жыл бұрын

@@darkclassicsonicmania9513 I will rig the system.

@spiderman8429

4 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@toastedbagel

4 жыл бұрын

Barbara from Wii Sports I have a wife and kids

This is like character progression. He didn’t smash anything this episode

@Meowwwwww420

4 жыл бұрын

Pirate Jack I have a feeling something was smashed @wiiubarb

@Mark-ft4jt

4 жыл бұрын

6:15

@phoenixgaming9479

4 жыл бұрын

12:08

@dillydallydolly6847

4 жыл бұрын

He didnt smash it but he broke hid wii

@piratejack6577

4 жыл бұрын

Guys these timestamps can’t be real, I’m gonna cry

I love how every time something bad happens to Beef Boss, he always has that face of disappointment which always makes me laugh. Especially when he says NAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW

7:55 when stamina is 0, don't shake Toad or Yoshi wii remote with wii motion plus inside

@CathyToonz

Жыл бұрын

Did poof shake it when he had 0

Poof: MY HIPPO DIES ON THE TRACK!! Me: isn’t it a rhino?

@vitaliycherginskyy166

4 жыл бұрын

Nope, kind sir, thats a hippo. Definitely a hippo

@ImSoDoneWithThisForGood

3 жыл бұрын

It's A Rhino.

ngl Araceli might be hotter than barb. Also, she and I need to be added to tomodachi life.

@miamor628

4 жыл бұрын

She's slightly chubbier than Barb but they're both hot

@heff3696

4 жыл бұрын

@@miamor628 they are both wii characters. Think what you are saying

@taystoner7144

4 жыл бұрын

Heff 36 yea they both wii characters and they are also hot asf

@taystoner7144

4 жыл бұрын

Heff 36 you just mad Wii U barb won’t give you the golden head

@ImWorth6Million

4 жыл бұрын

@@heff3696 you cant take a joke huh?

0:00 very welcoming intro

I’m concerned how much you have the hot’s for Wii U barb beef boss. You’re supposed to be with me

@NikkiDiddlyDoo

4 жыл бұрын

@@didiask3585 Here we are again lol

@Ashh1066

4 жыл бұрын

BeggerHater your trying to get attention

@olloum5747

4 жыл бұрын

You just come here to get attention and not watch because he obviously said that Poof has the hots for her but beef boss is still with Abby.

@haunt7844

4 жыл бұрын

BeggerHater literally nobody wanted attention stop sucking

@lauriestrode8522

4 жыл бұрын

FIGHT

"why don't you two just do stuff together for a particular website, why don't you?"

@ryfyyt171

4 жыл бұрын

KZread

@bzbunch

4 жыл бұрын

@@killthemtodayrightnowtoday yeah, i'm glad you recognized me (=

Did he just call Araceli R. Kelly? Lmao (12:32)

Practice button: “I MAKE PERFECT...”

The thumbnail caught my attention so quickly it’s saddening

Fun fact that nobody cares about: Barb’s sister is Alice, not Araceli according to the wiki

@Lolly74079

4 жыл бұрын

AllDay28 Alice and Araceli are actually two different miis, but Elena and Barbara are the same mii but with different names. Alice is one of the advanced miis in Wii Party U

@strawbebbby

4 жыл бұрын

Alice is the one he called "Elise" because he's an idiot a few videos ago

@m0dp1g21

4 жыл бұрын

*cracks knuckles * time to write a fanfic about Barb and Araceli then

@nola.dagoat

4 жыл бұрын

Araceli might be their cousin

@micahphilson

4 жыл бұрын

Weird. They're the only two miis with any relation, but Aracelli looks exactly like a triplet sister but was made by a totally different person.

NAPOLEON DYNAMITE! That is such an amazing reference to Poly. Thanks for spreading the word about one of the best cinematic artworks ever.

I always come back

@francescup_

Ай бұрын

william afton

14:00 "So no head?" *spikes Wii remote into concrete*

Wii Party U: **Master Difficulty** My ears: Ah shit, here we go again

@ripmeblade7236

4 жыл бұрын

NinjasCamper yeah I knew beef Boss would lose on master, it’s the first time playing master duh and the way he takes the game seriously is just over the top ridiculous and unnecessary

@cloutkis5162

4 жыл бұрын

RipMeBlade723 it’s called funny

@ripmeblade7236

4 жыл бұрын

clout kis funny? You think that’s funny? How is that funny? He gets so worked up over a video game. If he breaks another Wii remote over a video game, downright ridiculous I would be like Oh My God. What is wrong with him goddamn

@themememixers8965

4 жыл бұрын

Unoriginal comment good job

@yourlasthaw6270

4 жыл бұрын

I mean that's what he does. It's called entertainment and if you don't like it Ninja is right around the corner 😒

''I don't think we should call you R. Kelly'' lol 4:25

Polly and barb, is the best definition of “I ain’t ever seen 2 pretty best friends”

“I don’t understand the rules!” Practice button: I’m here for a reason!

10:30 I’ve never heard someone so happy to be in last.

@godallmighty4246

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine getting the 4th place roll to win

netflix: are you still watching? somebody’s daughter: 6:28

"I watched a hippo eat a gazelle" Probably the best way to start a video 🤣🤣

@anonymoususer2756

7 ай бұрын

It was probably a rhino

Add Araceli to tomodachi life!

@nickthe46

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

8:22 when your animal runs out of stamina, you don't want to swing your wii remote again because that will slow them down, the reason why barb still made it is because the animals regenerate stamina and she didnt hit it when it was tired

@arloshio8332

4 жыл бұрын

He got oofed

@4mb3rj43

3 жыл бұрын

another kpop stan 😳

@godallmighty4246

3 жыл бұрын

Uno. UNO!!!!!!!! DRAW WHAT NOW?!

@Mayachrite

2 жыл бұрын

He also called the rhino a hippo 😭

“I don’t like little BRATS” *complains because he does get to pick the mini game”

@godallmighty4246

3 жыл бұрын

" B R A T ?! "

20:10, you can see her hair over it.

Forget the game, I wanna hear more about the hippo and gazelle story...

20:25 when you rage so hard that you scream about an ostrich being the “dumb bird”! 🤣

@MarkareeChamp85_YT

4 жыл бұрын

Lol.

Seeing beef boss just roll by at the end like that always makes my day.

"When it dies on the court and it loses a wheel"-Poof 2020

Me: **Exists** Abby, Jesus and Barb: 6:28

@huggywoggyvideosandjeffrey2926

Жыл бұрын

hi matt

@carlos_did_a_thing

Жыл бұрын

matt wii sports

@Mattfromthewii7811

Жыл бұрын

Hi myself

In Snap Judgement, the buttons are A, 1 and 2. Whatever the purple leader is holding up, you can’t hold up. If he says A, you must hold up either 1 or 2, if he says A and 2, you hold up 1. It’s like Simon says, except he doesn’t say “Simon says”.

Me talking to my obese friend 20:30

That throwing the ninja stars game actually killed me to watch. Each minus point felt like a ninja star going into me 😂

Lmao you pronounce “Araceli” right but not “Alice” 😂😂😂😂

@Juttez

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like r Kelly haha

@tylern6420

4 жыл бұрын

Armichelli

@liekekenobi

4 жыл бұрын

Aleece

@SergeantBlue865

4 жыл бұрын

*EELISE*

@bananaisgood3743

4 жыл бұрын

R Kelly.

Poof: Plays Wii party U Ostriches: I’m about to end this mans whole career

“Go hungry hungry hipo!” Me: “uh that’s a rhino”

9:12 So Party Phil’s a simp?

"I watched a hippo eat a gazelle" *interesting*

11:15 “MOM, GET THE CAMERA! POOFESURE IS IN FIRST PLACE!”

2:40 "I can get down with that, that's 15" - Poofesure

6:49 the cannon shoot and landing sync with the music

@pastawater

2 жыл бұрын

and the applause

8:04. “Barb was out of stamina SIX YEARS AGO!” I’m done!

15:27 When I realized I aced a test after thinking I flunked it

Nobody: Poofesure: NNAAAAWWWWWW!!

*"Why don't you two just do stuff together for a particular website ?"* Pretty sure he is talking about a DIY on KZread.

5:30 In Snap Judgement, the Mii isn't showing you what to press, he's showing you what *NOT* to press.

20:45 Wii U.exe has stopped working.

Araceli looks like the eldest sister

19:47 😂😂😂

Petition to put Party Phil in Tomadachi Life

"Yo disc be dirty" - Smash commentator

11:58 he was so fucking happy, and in classic Wii Party fashion that means hes about to get fucked

I’ve never seen him this calm in the beginning... that just means some shit is about to go down

Thank you Poof. Thank you for everything Napoleon Dynamite. 😂 I have never laughed so hard. Love your channel. 😂🖤

“My favorite movie of all time is Napoleon Dynamite” *ah I see, you are a man of culture as well.*

Poof: exist Ostrich: you have chosen death Poof: sad burger noises

@idiotnoob751

4 жыл бұрын

Poof: Scary joker laugh

Maybe choosing the succubus isn’t a bad idea after all

17:27 *angry laughs* 3 seconds later *the same angry laugh but with a higher pitch*