The thought of being drafted makes me wanna... (*finish the sentence)

@paz1261

5 жыл бұрын

Throw a flashbang into a room filled with eptilaptic kids

@asmile1197

5 жыл бұрын

Make America great again! :D

@joshio3189

5 жыл бұрын

poo my pants and then throw my pants to the people who try draft me

@snowwyleopard

5 жыл бұрын

What is drafted? Edit: I know what it is know. Thxs to all the ppl that answered me

@qcompressed1409

5 жыл бұрын

Stop at a red light in GTA V

You appear to underestimate my ability to fail drug tests

@RanochVTX

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@hanabal898

4 жыл бұрын

Ill a teacher and with a soon to be broken finger so nah.

@Drebolaskan

4 жыл бұрын

They wanna draft regular schmucks to become killing machines, drugs will probably become standard issue

@saosalazar5585

4 жыл бұрын

Drugged up communist -Nixon.

@diabolivirtusen-tavares-ea4645

4 жыл бұрын

like that matters anymore or tattoes 😂

Draft women, since they wanna have equal opportunities so bad 😂

@JohnnyRamirez86

4 жыл бұрын

Woman: I want equal rights USA: you've been drafted Woman: ah on second thought you guys are so manly and brave that you don't need me, you want me to make you boys some sandwiches 😅

@Aaron.Monroe

4 жыл бұрын

Yes!!! Draft females!!!

@benjamin7114

4 жыл бұрын

Bruce Jenner new 3rd gender release - not male , not female

@rubenashleywesterhoff2664

4 жыл бұрын

in the Netherlands, if there is a conflict, they/we will

@priscillamatheny

4 жыл бұрын

I didnt know it would even be a question as to whether or not women would be drafted. I can shoot a gun and make a sandwich! Boom

Draft all the karens please let’s see them fight with words

'You must understand, and this is very, very, very important that I'm very, very, very sorry to be drafted.' -John Cena.

@fernandoalt2590

2 жыл бұрын

Zhong Xina

@LarryWater

2 жыл бұрын

Better dead than red

@filibertocarnal

Жыл бұрын

Social credit score -184,938,849

Everyone gonna get drafted because everyone says they are over 18 on certain websites

@ojaskubal4645

3 жыл бұрын

overly underrated comment

@joshbusguy9778

3 жыл бұрын

@Mike Marrone fair enough but you never know what a nation will do when it becomes desperate

@StrangerOnTheWeb

3 жыл бұрын

@Mike Marrone The Vietnam war is nothing compared to a ww3 situation, the prior had little impact on the world but ww3 would literally put the whole world at stake and the US would use everything in their arsenal to win, a draft would be forced and civilians wouldn't really have a choice

Dude just admit if the FBI told you to get Americans ready

@ryanjapan3113

5 жыл бұрын

Loading TO no cause they didn’t China is a real threat

@adanflores9512

5 жыл бұрын

Am ready

@patzoid2782

5 жыл бұрын

@@ryanjapan3113 r/whoosh

@mambavisuals6258

5 жыл бұрын

It would probably be the NSA or CIA😂

@emanuelluria7999

5 жыл бұрын

LEL

I'm 56 and a veteran. And I would volunteer again.

Bill Burr says “There are no feminists in a house fire” This has to apply to actual war fighting too.

@carolinpurayidom4570

2 жыл бұрын

Amelia Hart and other ww2 and ww1 women would highly disagree

@willjones4630

2 жыл бұрын

@@carolinpurayidom4570 we shall see what the women of today will do….(to be continued)

@thelight1385

2 жыл бұрын

@@willjones4630 Do men who dodge wars like Trump, do you question their equality??? Are they not equal to other men???

@dsantiago1000

2 жыл бұрын

@@thelight1385 not even sure how you managed to draw that comparison when the OC was pointing out that women don’t get drafted at all…

you may not get drafted by the nfl or the nba, but you can always get drafted by the military

@arbi5755

5 жыл бұрын

Might get the 1st pick

@o.oswift181

5 жыл бұрын

You have a higher chance at getting drafted to the war then to the NFL or NBA

@boreddead2340

5 жыл бұрын

That small island south east of China, of little strategic value, really doesn't seem worth asking our soldiers to die over. Or starting WW3 over... Isn't there some sort of peaceful compromise we can make? How about instead of The US, China, Taiwan, and allies associated with them on both sides investing massive amounts of money on planing and preparing for the war, the world taking the potential loss of life, the expensive, large scale damage to the environment from a true WW3 scenario, and the actual 20 trillion+ combined cost of the war if fighting truly does break out... We just get all three of our countries to pony up Funding together and have the US government work to locate land about the same size and value of Taiwan within another country in the United State's sphere of influence and... sternly... coherence the local government to sell a portion or their land to Taiwan in exchange for an amount of money, (likely an amount worth a trillion or more...) worth 1.25x or so the fair modern value for land of that size, and then have the Taiwanese people make a slow, economic, migration over the next 30-50 years or so to that territory? It would actually be a sweet deal for the unknown country selling off the land. Then finally just give up soverienty over the island to China. The savings from preventing WW3 and even the preperation cost alone over the next 30 years from China and the United States would pay for the costs of the deal and benefit everyone involved. And when I say "strongly coherence," it's because of the absolute necessity of the land deal, and because of the difficult politics around international land trade.

@IsThisRain

5 жыл бұрын

With the first pick of the 2019 military draft, the United States Army select...

@palmeirasnaotemmundial2030

3 жыл бұрын

I still got mls

Who allowed the infographic guy to play Battlefield 4?

@cjfuller43

5 жыл бұрын

Lol idk

@matthewmartin966

5 жыл бұрын

Seriously

@chlover6382

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@jaluek

5 жыл бұрын

This video literally explains the bf4 campaign

@stevenwu127

5 жыл бұрын

I got him the game it was his birthday, it was a BIG mistake!

The US and Russia were treaty-bound to defend Ukraine, too, but we all know how that worked out for Ukraine.

@TheGrumbliestPuppy

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, yeah. The choices are: Lose Ukraine or risk WW3. Nobody's going into nuclear war over a tiny, poor country like that.

@leadwipe

2 жыл бұрын

You mean the US and UK, not Russia.

@Cousgoose

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheGrumbliestPuppy Who is usually start small The second and third world war started from the little conflict

"We believe your the right guy for the job" "Cool. What dangerous and exciting mission do you have in mind?" *Wheels in cart of cleaning supplies*

USA : draft letter Me: my mom said no

@zachire1666

5 жыл бұрын

but your mom say go play outside

@shixinwu

5 жыл бұрын

USA: Go play with the communists

@simonpeter5032

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@shixinwu

5 жыл бұрын

MY ZQUAD IZ GODZILLA’z Buddy real china is democratic

@yungbleu3043

5 жыл бұрын

MY ZQUAD IZ GODZILLA’z yes Taiwan is formerly known as the republic of China

They can't draft me, I'm physically disabled. Modern problems require genetic solutions.

@cat-lw6kq

4 жыл бұрын

I already did my 4 tours of duty, didn't get to miss our on any of the fun.

@Paul-ou1rx

4 жыл бұрын

You can still do your part! Cannon Fodder.

@cat-lw6kq

4 жыл бұрын

@evoljellyfish 00 We Sailors didn't care about the war, off the coast of Vietnam we played anti war songs on the ships radio station, there were speakers all throughout the ship.

@cat-lw6kq

4 жыл бұрын

@evoljellyfish 00 when you're 18 yr old and your dad was a WW2 vet you felt obligated to serve. However many young people did take to the streets and refused to go.

@africaisacontinent2149

4 жыл бұрын

@@AusFeral23 😂😂😂genetic problems requires modern solution

I would dodge the draft like Bruce Lee dodging a punch from honey boo boos mother.

This is probably one of the few good reasons to be glad to have a pacemaker. I am medical unqualified to serve again. That's right, again. I already have a DD-214 and it is next to impossible to draft prior service legally.

@xxboonisbadfortnitexx1549

2 жыл бұрын

Yep

@xxboonisbadfortnitexx1549

2 жыл бұрын

I have anxiety so I'm disqualified from service so I feel you

@j_v_l7441

Жыл бұрын

@@xxboonisbadfortnitexx1549 ah you’ll be alright

@SmokeTv.

9 ай бұрын

I got Perma disqualified from serving due to medical reasons probably the saddest and greatest day of my life

*guy that played Battlefield 4* *Just like in the simulations.jpg*

@generalgrievous4579

5 жыл бұрын

The Chinese government later in the war with over 2 million casulaties looking at it's population: you're clones , you're meant to be expendable

@elijahoakley2678

5 жыл бұрын

Bouta raid Shanghai

@LatinaCreamQueen

5 жыл бұрын

Top zozzle

@georgelooney6826

5 жыл бұрын

@@generalgrievous4579 US introduces wrist rockets as standard issue for all servicemen

@y33t23

5 жыл бұрын

141 *The expert*

Me: *Gets drafted into a war with China* Also me: "Hey, that's the fifth time I killed that guy already."

@mrwood4557

5 жыл бұрын

It's impossible your gun will melt and they will still keep on coming.

@aregularchannel6170

5 жыл бұрын

underrated comment.

@metalfreak498

5 жыл бұрын

This is the comment that starts the war 😂

@NARUTOUZUMAKI-dq8sy

5 жыл бұрын

mr Wood just aim for the head

@tarawriste2101

5 жыл бұрын

Ha!!! Seems a few people didn’t quite understand what you were saying.

Luckily for me I did my time. If any of yall get drafted just know that Jodi is here 😂

@austinredd8054

2 жыл бұрын

Im dead

@___Ken___

2 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣

“War with China is unlikely” That quote won’t age well

@silvertrimhill9844

3 жыл бұрын

Fingers crossed

@presidentjiang6762

3 жыл бұрын

There won’t be a war with commies

@dreamyworld4111

2 жыл бұрын

What do you think about the current situation with how china is mining Afghanistan😬

@orcinus6802

2 жыл бұрын

Another war is more unlikely than ever, just ask the Taliban.

@fleyua7176

2 жыл бұрын

@@presidentjiang6762 China hasn't dropped a bomb outside of it's own country compared to US

LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE: YOU WON’T BE STUCK IN DEBT WITH STUDENT LOANS

@douglashammann1987

4 жыл бұрын

Not when you're dead lol

@JIMvc2

4 жыл бұрын

I dont have student loan debt so, AWESOME!!!

@MoldyOog

4 жыл бұрын

@@douglashammann1987 Exactly!

@kaptenhiu5623

4 жыл бұрын

Well on the other dim side you're stuck in trenches with pile of dead bodies laying around

@botdetector9494

4 жыл бұрын

Denny Hiu I hate to break it to you but we don’t use trench warfare anymore

When you get shot and don’t regen your health: Not like the simulations

@jeromeyu8925

5 жыл бұрын

when you jump but take fall damage

@ChenLiYong

5 жыл бұрын

You actually regen your health, but loss health at the same time due to the bleeding status.

@user-sb8cs3le2j

5 жыл бұрын

300th like

@yappledapple8639

5 жыл бұрын

Jerome Yu upgrade your perks

@homelessbulletballinventor3074

5 жыл бұрын

When u eat food but your health don't regen

I hope this generation of fighters drop their weapons, record tik toks and let the politicians fight themselves for what is their own benefit

I've been in the Navy. I'm 40 now but fit and highly motivated. Let's go!!!!

Me:*gets drafted* Also me: Bravo Six going dark

@SomeRoofKorean

5 жыл бұрын

@ODST 4 Life no u, and I'd just go do the same.

@rudyherrera2865

5 жыл бұрын

Bolo numb a one

@xReLentLess213

5 жыл бұрын

@ODST 4 Life You haven't seen the latest modern warfare trailer have you ?

@StuffWithWords505

5 жыл бұрын

@@xReLentLess213 I haven't, but I just watched it because of you! :D

@xReLentLess213

5 жыл бұрын

@@StuffWithWords505 :DD

*Gets drafted* Me: alright boys im gonna active my aimbot

@Unknownguy5461

5 жыл бұрын

They'll report you in training son

@MoreTrenMoreMen69

5 жыл бұрын

Matt Davies Just make sure the instructors don’t notice and they can’t ban you.

@karandullet380

5 жыл бұрын

RF5_Unknown *all the other soilders after u die in the war* yea aimbot

@tenseikenzx-3559

5 жыл бұрын

Going to be disappointed when you realised there's no respawn

@karandullet380

5 жыл бұрын

TenSeiKenZX - yuup u only gonna get one shot at this if u fail u fail so better make it worth it

Watching this as a potential war with Russia threatens WWIII.

Even though I'm too old to be drafted, I would volunteer to help defend Japan. I have family there.

@BAW12547

2 жыл бұрын

How old are you?

Politicians can grab a weapon and lead the way.

@estudiordl

4 жыл бұрын

"It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no senator's son, son"

@heisenbooger

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah right lol

@happyjohn354

4 жыл бұрын

@XnF_TheBigRocK you would be surprised how many politicians are military...

@juansolo1617

4 жыл бұрын

This wasn't a war started by any politicians other than Xi Jinping and the CCP.

@done-ahhh578

4 жыл бұрын

@Cereal Man I love you. lol 😂

Me: *Gets drafted* Also me: “Hey uh is that airplane getting a little close”

@iamandrew2467

5 жыл бұрын

Why don't they have missles?

@deivydasbaksa3324

5 жыл бұрын

Andrew r/woosh

@SVNSZN

5 жыл бұрын

Andrew kamikaze

@Diego-jf1oe

5 жыл бұрын

Kamikaze was a japanese thing tho

@mrsmiley707

5 жыл бұрын

@@Diego-jf1oe thanks captain obvious

Na, I won't get drafted, you can't be drafted if you enlist first.

I’m already a 4-F and would need at least two medical waivers

@izzymp7304

Жыл бұрын

I'm sure you'll get them if you want them. WeII just saying this could be the end of the world, every standard would be lowered.

Don't worry guys, I play CSGO, I know exactly what I'm doing *dies 3 seconds into training*

@oper8orthundr75

5 жыл бұрын

Nah CSGO aint enough, Arma is the game you need to play

@Theorynaut

5 жыл бұрын

HaberDan gets awped

@Mr-Ad-196

5 жыл бұрын

Get bombed by enemy artillery.....welp I am dead........waiting for respawn......ohh wait...

@gabeitch5102

5 жыл бұрын

General : kids deez days

@hox42

5 жыл бұрын

Squad will be better

War is old people fighting and young people dying.

@louislevine3028

4 жыл бұрын

Tuna Cat young men die for the mistakes of old politicians

@castlebravo2023

4 жыл бұрын

Peace is old people dying and young people fighting

@Mr.Deleterious

4 жыл бұрын

You nerfed up your quote. It's Old people talking and young people dieing. And it's from the movie Alexander.

@Industrial_Druidic_Society

4 жыл бұрын

Woke

@1sma314

4 жыл бұрын

Old people bickering*

I'd be of considerably more use as "a rifleman behind a blade of grass" on the home front. I tried to enlist in the armed forces after 9/11, but they turned me down for medical reasons. That was a generation ago, and my health has only gone downhill since then. I'm still reasonably healthy in the day-to-day sense, but not in the way that would make me able to come close to passing any military fitness tests. However, I'm fairly well-armed and a reasonably good shot.

@harryburge9803

Жыл бұрын

I’ll be behind another blade of grass!!!

Depends if my mental health and services are available, I try to sign up for the military since I was 18 till I was 29. I had a couple of emergency surgeries to deal with, I got told by the military that I am qualified but if we need you. So basically I might be drafted in if it comes down to it, and I won't be able to say no unless really needed to.

Everyone joking about ww3 until they get that you have been drafted letter

@nostalgicrip7715

5 жыл бұрын

Aye I already got that draft letter

@SChome100

5 жыл бұрын

@@nostalgicrip7715 Are you serious?

@thescribe5494

5 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't even need a letter! The day we put the draft back into affect, I'll be at my local army recruiting center, signing up for cav or infantry

@sethleger6105

5 жыл бұрын

stephen deng that’s where you flee to canada

@DJoseR1313

5 жыл бұрын

My brother Got one. If I were to get one. B! Bye. Off to somewhere else

Infographics Show: Why war with China will get you drafted Everyone except Americans: *wut*

@upgradedgarbage2349

5 жыл бұрын

I see you are Greek so you understand

@coolboy3572

5 жыл бұрын

@@upgradedgarbage2349 lol

@zainchandia7355

5 жыл бұрын

Greek Trump hate how Americans assume everyone is American

@rebelskully4329

5 жыл бұрын

@@zainchandia7355 Ikr

@biriustefanalin8244

5 жыл бұрын

Accurate😂😂😂

Great time to pop up, in my recommended!

I was denied entry into the armed forces TWICE for health reasons during desert storm..I'm 52 now. I have nothing to worry about.

Me: “Get’s drafted” Also me: “Get’s a negative KD”

@paulstuck217

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@FirstLast-zv5od

5 жыл бұрын

Lol.

@FirstLast-zv5od

5 жыл бұрын

"What happened?" "I got kicked for team killing..."

@woody4077

5 жыл бұрын

@@FirstLast-zv5od lol

@joshhouse6857

5 жыл бұрын

The only K/D I want

Me: joins the war Also Me: dies during my first training

@precious1918

5 жыл бұрын

Alannah M. Journey Ik this is a joke but I’d rather die during training than on a terrifying battle field...

@McGrizz-bg1rn

5 жыл бұрын

"DROP AND GIVE ME 20!!!" -drill instructor *Falls over.. has a seizure..* -me *brain aneurysm pops* -also me

@ashc4167

5 жыл бұрын

Precious a lot of soldiers die during training and families are torn apart! It is not joke at all.

@karandullet380

5 жыл бұрын

Precious ehh fight for ur nation will ya become a hero

@notsureiL

5 жыл бұрын

Dies during rope climbing. Heart attack can't take it

I won't risk my life to further enrich an old wealthy politician.

Here we are again 2 years later

I guarantee you that when my dad received his draft notice, he wasn't smiling.

@98dayz25

4 жыл бұрын

all i can say is R.I.P

@safinsalt2265

4 жыл бұрын

For vietnam?

@hearmeout9138

4 жыл бұрын

@@safinsalt2265 Yep.

@jp-lw5gl

4 жыл бұрын

Did he live

@hearmeout9138

4 жыл бұрын

@@jp-lw5gl Yep. Got lucky and never had a scratch. He saw some terrible things though.

Something :*happens* The US : IMA JOIN REAL QUICK

@JasonTubeOffical

5 жыл бұрын

Yea the US shouldn't fight some wars, but they should 100% defend Taiwan

@user-zo8hs4yh2h

5 жыл бұрын

@@JasonTubeOffical And why is that?

@cyberdiver7076

5 жыл бұрын

@@JasonTubeOffical Don't think they would tho. Not to mention China won't attack Taiwan unless They attack first. But I'm sure the Americans will make something up lulz.

@JasonTubeOffical

5 жыл бұрын

@@cyberdiver7076 Xi Jinping says Taiwan 'must and will be' reunited with China. I don't think the Americans need to make anything up.

@nelyrions1838

5 жыл бұрын

​@@user-zo8hs4yh2h Taiwan has been a long time ally, and the US have signed that they will come to aid Taiwan in case of war. pretty much that. Don't worry tho, the entirity of NATO and Europe would come crashing down on China like a tide of unstoppable death and carnage once the initial smoke has cleared.

I wouldn't get drafted. 1 I'm female. 2. I'm too old. 3 I'm medically ineligible.

@janefelix3821

2 жыл бұрын

Until there are rules of a draft, how can you answer it? If you can enlist, you can get drafted, simple as that. If you are ineligible to enlist, then chances are you can't get drafted.

I'm perfectly safe, the Australian defence force already decided my academics werent high enough when I tried to join.

“Taiwan will be the reason we go to war with China” Hong Kong: hold my beer

@kamekazi1123

4 жыл бұрын

Homosexuality My Dear Watson i dont think there is a treaty protecting hong kong by way of America

@josephperrelli8308

4 жыл бұрын

@@kamekazi1123 actually if china takes over Hong kong militarily it would be in violation of its agreement with the UK and have thus attacked a NATO member state.

@passerbypooh8049

4 жыл бұрын

@@josephperrelli8308 just some trigger happy warmongering social justice virtue signalers are preparing casus belli of "they started it first" so they can make themselves look better than they actually are.

@kamekazi1123

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph Perrelli i thought it ended soon tho. Thats what all the protests are for

@estuben1

4 жыл бұрын

@@kamekazi1123 I think it ends around 2047 or more, the protests are agaisnt a national bill the CCP wants to pass that will allow them to extradite people from Hong Kong, and the HongKongers fear that it will be used to basically take any political dissidents, and they are right to believe so given China's strict censorship and autoritharian regime

Why are the soldiers of each country smiling when they’re literally at war?

@bluefish704

4 жыл бұрын

Patriotism

@KolchaksGhost

4 жыл бұрын

Because they don’t want to show their true emotions

@mykill3151

4 жыл бұрын

Because its fun

@mykill3151

4 жыл бұрын

For them

@adamwilson2400

4 жыл бұрын

As a soldier, to show one's true feelings about war is to die. Also, if someone was running at you with a machine gun and smiling, would you want to eff with them?

Here on February 24th as Russia invades Ukraine and China is sending ships and air sleet over to Taiwan

As someone who served in Iraq, send the influencers first!

@robertisham5279

2 жыл бұрын

What do you mean?

I'm 74 years old. I doubt very seriously that I'll be drafted into the military any time soon.

@wmbtv2461

4 жыл бұрын

You can trick them with your old age and boom shotgun to the face.

@yoshi2413

4 жыл бұрын

Im a type 1 diabetec, Im not even sure if I can be drafted

@kalproc

4 жыл бұрын

Melon_4064 4064_YT oh yeah?

@kalproc

4 жыл бұрын

Melon_4064 4064_YT I’m 9 seconds just born

@SmokeyJoe876

4 жыл бұрын

Once we start getting to the bottom of the manpower barrel, the old timers will be drafted to work in the factories, and any old timers fit enough to pull a trigger will be drafted to fill in defense positions and rear echelon duties. Just like the Germans had too in WW2

2020: Write that down! Write that down!

@chupacabra9357

3 жыл бұрын

Why what happened?

@sirmatthew2003

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@bonelesspizzamini8162

3 жыл бұрын

@@chupacabra9357 everything Don't Go to 2020 Never let it see the light

@senseimasteroh

3 жыл бұрын

Wait this was last year, i thought it was release just this year

@trion5223

3 жыл бұрын

@@senseimasteroh yup and it's a little scary how accurate it's getting, they just the year wrong

I’d probably volunteer to join the U.S Army. But it would be hard because I’d have to leave family and serve my country in a war that would be almost impossible to survive considering modern technology that would be used.

fast forward to now

I'm almost 60. If they draft me it will mean that we are loosing the war.

@543soldier

4 жыл бұрын

I dont think you need to worry about the draft.

@salamander337

4 жыл бұрын

We can't lose the war every teenage and adult are being trained in COD every day. Lol

@leandro35020

4 жыл бұрын

Scraping the barrel

@Legohaiden

4 жыл бұрын

if you are older then 34.... the only reason you are being drafted is because we are being invaded on the mainland. Mainland invasion = all rules going out the window, anyone old enough to hold and fire a gun would be drafted.

@dinoburre9826

4 жыл бұрын

flashback to Germany 1945 right there!

I’ve played Fallout, I know where this is going

@rhyssheppard8609

5 жыл бұрын

I’ve got spurs that jingle jangle

@TheGoodFella-nx6dn

5 жыл бұрын

What I was thinking

@aliceakosota797

5 жыл бұрын

It just works

@ellieparkhurst8119

5 жыл бұрын

Ooooooooof I love fall out 3 the best

@ellieparkhurst8119

5 жыл бұрын

@FBI yes

If the politicians try to draft people they should be in the front line too. I wouldn't go until that was the case.

@KD-hf2eg

2 жыл бұрын

I've been saying politicians should get in the ring and fight whoever wins the fight wins the War

I would volunteer for the draft already did 5 years.

@janefelix3821

2 жыл бұрын

You can't volunteer for a draft, you can volunteer for the military, and the more that volunteer the less likely a draft would be needed as a draft would be a last reseort, and then really last resort and the backlash would cause the USA to quit.

Imagine being a Chinese guy who got shot by an American soldier and then the soldier's squad starts dancing on you

@quickest3964

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@kilocentrix5139

4 жыл бұрын

@@namedyukinne4398 epic 😎

@Infernelguy123

4 жыл бұрын

War is not a game

@dylanperez4547

4 жыл бұрын

Tomas Nascimento its like battlefield 4

@Infernelguy123

4 жыл бұрын

@@dylanperez4547 you dont respawn

Me: *joins the war *dies in 1 second

@insertgoodnamehere5562

5 жыл бұрын

* respawns

@mrwood4557

5 жыл бұрын

Don't worry your respawn next battle

@federalshiloh4899

5 жыл бұрын

Don't worry you'll resspawn

@sigmoidbeast7712

5 жыл бұрын

Just amputate a hand. Now congrats your exempt from the draft, and missing a hand

@brooklyn560

5 жыл бұрын

Lol you’d be the guys in the boat in those Dday movies

No way am I going to war.

Like Vietnam no RICH or POLITICALLY connected son or daughter will ever be drafted.

Hippity Hoppity, You are now US Military Property.

@jaycharles3121

4 жыл бұрын

Never...I'll hide in the Phantom Zone.

@helloagain8875

4 жыл бұрын

You Americans is weak for the Chinese military

@boone6184

4 жыл бұрын

DEAL

@batalorian7997

4 жыл бұрын

@@helloagain8875 China has the numbers, US has the firepower

@stephen-gi9uz

4 жыл бұрын

Colberty *nope I'll never be a property of white supremacy. I'd rather be killed by the chinese than fight alongside racist republicunts*

America: your drafted Me: *looks confusingly at my finnish passport.

@terrahwilliams7476

5 жыл бұрын

If you arent an ally youre a coward to fight for your right to be free

@georgsarlin7894

5 жыл бұрын

America: You are drafted Me: Looks at my finnish passport Mitä perkele

@AlmightyAaron0423

5 жыл бұрын

산 테리 Finland especially Norway gonna be attack by EU if Third World War coming, they’re lack of money while Nordic countries are rich.

@2sadmwamdskmws

5 жыл бұрын

@@AlmightyAaron0423 eu attacks a country with about an economy 680bil While their richest memberb is with an economy of 3.5tril Also finland is in eu Pidä turpasi kiinni kun et tiedä näitä faktoja kiitos. And finland has not joined and will not due to russian pressure.

@needforspeedgaming7148

5 жыл бұрын

Sarina Freeman No they havent

If United States announced that a draft was going into effect I would text my boss and tell him “sorry boss but our country needs men like me, I have to go sign up before they give me the papers saying I have to go, hope you find someone else best of luck” I’d be more then happy to serve.

@janefelix3821

2 жыл бұрын

Why would you sign up?

Historically, if you volunteer for service during wartime, instead of waiting to be drafted, then you will have a slightly easier time in the military and might even be allowed to choose your own specialty instead of just being shoved wherever the military needs a warm body.

USA daily schedule: Yesterday: fight Iran Today: fight China Tomorrow: fight Russia

@flapflapflapflap

5 жыл бұрын

Next week: fight North Korea

@cbbblue8348

5 жыл бұрын

Next month (planning) :might fight india

@jakeschefers7306

5 жыл бұрын

Too easy

@jakeschefers7306

5 жыл бұрын

We need a harder schedule, I'm thinking aliens

@STEVE47096

5 жыл бұрын

To much freedom this year :v

Me(a healthy 23yo male): “Haha I’m in danger”

@TetaGama

5 жыл бұрын

Is a war raging ?

@TetaGama

5 жыл бұрын

Please explain me the situation

@i.z2335

5 жыл бұрын

Unless you emigrate

@grecoromanio1827

5 жыл бұрын

Chuckles actually

@TetaGama

5 жыл бұрын

@@i.z2335 *immigrate**

At 48, I'm still in great shape and can pass a USMC PFT. If I can keep my rank of SGT, I'll reenlist

Drafted? No need, I'll volunteer.

About time we got a war in 4k quality

@juangarcia7266

5 жыл бұрын

Doodle Bob big W

@lucianeller1155

5 жыл бұрын

Ong

@lindanchi5646

5 жыл бұрын

Middle East been doing this for a while now.

@blipblorp

5 жыл бұрын

No!

@KURTrek

4 жыл бұрын

War is no joke. Especially one in Asia. "Anyone wanting to commit ground troops to Asia should have his head examined” - General Douglas MacArthur

Theres a TED talk about this. Apparently the military is genuinely concerned that drug use, obesity and mental health problems are seriously thinning out their pool of potential draftees

@Ordanborniv

3 жыл бұрын

Boot camp is a sobering process... yeesh.

@DukeofTxtspeak

3 жыл бұрын

Just a quick thing to note is that this is exactly what happened to Rome before they fell.

@kaisson5595

3 жыл бұрын

China also has this problem, even with their active duty servicemen

@Hubert_old

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot to mention Instagram 😂

@j0hn00arthur

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaisson5595 how?

Me being barely too old for military service: "Sure are a lot of single ladies around." 👀

@hotdog7988

2 жыл бұрын

you're a thinker

@sirblast6863

2 жыл бұрын

Lol not anymore.

@jeffreytackett3922

2 жыл бұрын

Having already done my time, I will be known as "Jody", when this situation occurs.

This aged well

"war is young men dying and old men talking"

@pepehorhae

4 жыл бұрын

you know this, ignore the politics.

@user-di5fp8wz8y

4 жыл бұрын

Classic

@rickybobby8673

4 жыл бұрын

This is Sparta!

@jonathanrealman8415

4 жыл бұрын

Coward talk. War is the father of all things.

@delvadebruyn1870

4 жыл бұрын

@@jonathanrealman8415 primitive mind

*School shooter enters battlefield* We weren’t expecting special forces

@AjieA

4 жыл бұрын

Dr. Phil IM DEAD 💀💀😂

@sayxxdx

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@ef-5tornado495

4 жыл бұрын

That’s the point Sargent

@vozmix

4 жыл бұрын

Coming in with the black air force 1's

@tobitaruiz5963

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

I would try to be the best soldier I could be, but I have really bad back pain that makes me wish I wasn't alive. Maybe they could help me, but tbh I would prefer an officer role rather than a grunt. Probably work Intel rather than being someone on the front lines. I would try to help is what I'm saying rather than try to run away from the conflict. Either they would have to turn me away, give me a really good position, or give me the best work out routine the world has ever seen.

Let’s see how this video ages in a couple more years

@janefelix3821

Жыл бұрын

It's now a little over 3 years old and we are no closer to a war than when the video came out.

@adamhoffman9965

Жыл бұрын

@@janefelix3821how about now?

*Two countries go to war America: Yall mind if I third party

@alexisbecerra500

5 жыл бұрын

Isaiah Moore fr america dumb asf🤣🤣🤣

@aprofessionalgamer5355

5 жыл бұрын

@@alexisbecerra500 Would you rather have us not interfere in ww2? Trust me, you wouldn't want us to not interfere.

@aprofessionalgamer5355

5 жыл бұрын

My guy, they are allied. We have to protect them.

@alexisbecerra500

5 жыл бұрын

Anthony Decesare no we gotta mind our own business every other country irrelevant

@aprofessionalgamer5355

5 жыл бұрын

@@alexisbecerra500 No? We have alliances with these countries, we have to keep them.

I believe in equality and women should go fight. I'll stay home and be a strong father 💪

@andrewdoesyt7787

3 жыл бұрын

You’d be even stronger if you go and help...

@twinsen1949

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewdoesyt7787 Nah fam, it's women's turn. We'll be medics at the back of the field at most. Gotta get yourself some of that cheating while you're overseas stuff while we're at it.

@andrewdoesyt7787

3 жыл бұрын

@@twinsen1949 lol

@andrewdoesyt7787

3 жыл бұрын

@The kingdom of Norway I’m pretty sure he was being sarcastic lol

@michealhebert4370

3 жыл бұрын

Lol lol

All of a sudden during Ukraine's crisis women are satisfied with homemaking instead of deadly fighting.

I wouldn't have to dodge the draft, they would take one look at me and say I am unfit for service

"Would you volunteer for the draft or try to dodge it?" I dont think you know how the draft works....

@christiaanherzogenrath8471

4 жыл бұрын

I think that they meant. Would you volunteer before being drafted.

@zacharygossett3846

4 жыл бұрын

One strategy ppl have had during drafts is this; if you are likely to ve drafted, volunteering before your name gets drawn means you have more influence on where you will end up... Like i would be scared of being on a ship, so if i was going to be drafted(which i wont because im too old) i would volunteer for the army before i end up being drafted and potentially sent to the navy without a say.

@zacharygossett3846

4 жыл бұрын

@ObjectiveWings well realistically it would depend on the context... But im not tryin to go to war either... But war can get to a point where normal disqualifiers for a draft get thrown out the window... Hopefullt we wont get to that point, as it usually means that the worst of it has come home.

@MavHunter20XX

4 жыл бұрын

@ObjectiveWings They got drugs for that.

@crixus6755

4 жыл бұрын

Zachary Gossett thanks for the tip, gentleman

Me: *gets drafted Also me: just smile and wave boys

@Ok-gf9ib

5 жыл бұрын

You got that from the penguins of Madagascar lol

@zachfelix8491

5 жыл бұрын

Faze _BOT thanks captain obvious

@chownful

5 жыл бұрын

mrs obama get down!

@commiedestroyer4713

2 жыл бұрын

Then your boys gets drafted and assigned to the same platoon as you

Let’s go!

I'm a single father of 2 special needs children. I would imagine, I would be safe from a draft. 🤷🏽‍♂️😅

@janefelix3821

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, currently single parents can't enlist (with either joint or sole custody), thus most likely would be exempted from a draft. But again, there is no draft so it would depend on what the laws are at the time.

Imagine getting spawn killed tho, my soul would be raging as it left my body

@bradleystanley2463

5 жыл бұрын

*takes one step off boat* *hit by 50cal round*

@surq0784

5 жыл бұрын

Idiots like you would be sent first to deplete China's munitions, making it easier for the second wave to take care of the rest.

@FBI-vy9ze

5 жыл бұрын

GG12 man I be looking for that report button

@emivibe5844

5 жыл бұрын

DonQui yikes imagine not being able to take a joke r/wooosh

@exlamationmark

5 жыл бұрын

All the people in Normandy got spawnpeeked

*U.S. Initiates Draft* Feminism: "Ight imma head out"

@RaisedxFist

4 жыл бұрын

🤣😂😅Sooo True !

@GiuseppeAP

4 жыл бұрын

They'd defect and try to subvert our ability to mobilize through intense civil conflict (protests and violent coups of conservative local governments in revolutionary states like NY and CA to name a few).

@koryhise4328

4 жыл бұрын

Illegal aliens also 😂🏊‍♂️🏊‍♂️

@GiuseppeAP

4 жыл бұрын

@@koryhise4328 South American illegals are like vultures waiting to supress any attempts to smite their communist comrades.

@battlefront987

4 жыл бұрын

@@koryhise4328 hey that's me, I love that free government money

Been waiting for my greencard for 11 years now, give me that and I will gladly Join the military

It was compulsary for me to register for the selective services when I was applying for my green card at the US embassy, otherwise I would have had lost my PR status. That's another point at I joined the military now.

US Military: sends out draft notices Male citizens: i identify myself as a women .....

@cloroxbleach5687

5 жыл бұрын

We're not safe either 🤣they're talking about making women also do it cause EQUALITY

@lippesterlippester400

5 жыл бұрын

@@cloroxbleach5687 I dont think that's true

@VenomousSpyro

5 жыл бұрын

But Woman will be drafted as well. Woman can do everything men can do right? Thanks Feminism.

@VenomousSpyro

5 жыл бұрын

@@cloroxbleach5687 Feminism continuing to make things worse and worse for women xD

@ashc4167

5 жыл бұрын

daniyal k you’d still be drafted as they allow transgenders but it would slow the process down lol

*"Fortunate Son" By Creedence Clearwater Revival Intensifies*

@Eric_P2823

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂

I'll gladly go back into service, it be the easiest way for me to get back in after getting medically discharged lol

yes the draft (conscription) ended in 1973, but all it takes is Congress to change it. Selective Service is in place to enable it just in case. Its required to get financial aide

@janefelix3821

Жыл бұрын

While Congress can enact conscription, by the time it can get going, especially with massive non-compliance, the war would probably be over. It ended due to non-compliance and massive protests, and that was with a society that supported conscription, unlike today. Selective Service is a data mining entity, nothing more, with a list of names that are easily obtained via other Federal DBs, we live in the information era. They are totally ill-equipped to run a draft and would take months just to figure out what to do. I mean they can't even data mine correctly. During WW2 the enlistment pool was around 32 million and towards the end of Vietnam it was around 37 million, Today it is around 130 million so with the reduced need for mass armies and the massive enlistment pool, chances are either enough volunteer or a draft would collapse. I mean if only 4% of the pool enlists, do you think attempting to force someone to enlist would work?

Was looking for the angry Chinese comments but then I remembered this will be censored.

@zapfska7390

5 жыл бұрын

not in hong kong

@butterybuttcheeks

5 жыл бұрын

Sushi Barker tiananmen square 1989

@butterybuttcheeks

5 жыл бұрын

Sushi Barker now China blocked the video

@him477

5 жыл бұрын

U tube is banned in China

@p46709394

5 жыл бұрын

I am very angry. If China really is going to take Taiwan by force, it's gonna be a lot better than shoving infantries on cargo ship... What kind of dumb army would do that.

With the first pick in the USA draft the army selects Dwayne “the rock” Johnson

@jord7806

3 жыл бұрын

@I Am Z1 I’ve heard of that, it’s interesting, he didn’t want to go, because it goes against his Muslim beliefs if I remember correctly 😅

@menomjoff9989

3 жыл бұрын

@@jord7806 That and this was during segregation and he didn’t want to go fight for a country that didn’t accept him and his people

@brozolotamang6269

3 жыл бұрын

He will destroy the pla with his finisher, "The Rock Bottom"!!!!?

@JohnSmith-nk5xy

3 жыл бұрын

Wat bout chuck Norris game over lol

@johnfurlong457

3 жыл бұрын

Dwayne Johnson is already on China’s side, endorsing Biden.

I’m 43. My age group are far more responsible for war than an 18 kid. Send me as the cannon fodder and leave the younger generations alone. I’m badly disabled with spine disease, so bring a soldier is out of the question. I could however be trained to sit in a bunker hooked up to a remote drone/ predator to identify targets etc.

@artofvale_1122

2 жыл бұрын

👍👍

@kobemop

2 жыл бұрын

You aight?