Hi all, I re-uploaded because there was a graphical issue. It's on KZread's end and there's nothing I can do about it. Sorry about all of this.

@user-ux6ny1nd3z

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t be, if anything I’m impressed on how fast you noticed the problem, fixed said problem, and re-uploaded. Shows attention to detail.

@deadmansfire

3 жыл бұрын

No worries

@IdRatherNotHaveAHandleThankYou

3 жыл бұрын

2:09 Yeah, thanks for fixing it!

@michaelrizka

3 жыл бұрын

More like a nice visual effects than an issue for me

@tronus8586

3 жыл бұрын

It's great how you are so dedicated! Unfortunately for me there is still a graphics issue. Not sure if it is just me though.

New Zealand: "There're only two things I can't stand in this world: racism, and the Chinese."

@ClassicDannyboy

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@johansen4783

2 жыл бұрын

Wdym

@NisansaDdS

2 жыл бұрын

@@johansen4783 You watched the video, I hope.

@lilablack6447

2 жыл бұрын

as a maori person, the fact you think Aotearoa doesnt have racism is ridiculous. This is a white washed colonised perspective.

@euproductions8615

2 жыл бұрын

No that ain't true

Calling Western Australia "the other one" demonstrates a keen understanding of Australian culture

@polarbear128

3 жыл бұрын

But butchering "pakeha" demonstrates the opposite of NZ culture.

@jossaha

3 жыл бұрын

@@polarbear128 Nonsense - he knows how touchy Pakeha are. Very funny.

@N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.

3 жыл бұрын

"Australian culture". Riiiiight. We have one of those?

@liambeamer1883

3 жыл бұрын

@@N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. you have a fair point

@schad1738

3 жыл бұрын

TheLongDark we have steve irwin and alcoholism thats close enough

And for any one wondering, Fiji also decided against federalisation and worked real hard to stand on their own as a separate economy. Becoming independent in 1970.

@Samizouza

2 жыл бұрын

True, especially when we also wanted the British to stay and remain under their rule at one point that time but the British themselves that same year was more adamant on giving Fiji self-rule like the rest of other colonies.

@Roytulin

Жыл бұрын

@Hernando Malinche To be fair we were very broke after WWII (damn Americans), and a lot of authoritarian or unstable countries today can be attributed to overly rapid decolonisation (which is nicely biting the Americans in the arse to this day). Most places we decolonised slowly are stable and democratic, because that culture takes a generation to develop.

@natebox4550

Жыл бұрын

@@Roytulin what’d we do?

@Roytulin

Жыл бұрын

@@natebox4550 We decolonised too quickly after WWII, left behind power vacuums and unstable/inexperienced institutions and systems in most former colonies, which led to a lot of authoritarian regimes and civil wars, a lot of them still there today. The fact that colonisation was bad did not mean the best solution was to pull out immediately, but we were strapped for resources and forced out because the Americans wanted the British Empire gone quickly so they could replace us as the global hegemon.

@natebox4550

Жыл бұрын

@@Roytulin well by the point of ww2s end we already were the global hegemon. By a pretty big margine, also y’all still could of done it better, alongside drawing better maps especially in the Middle East, you British and French completely fucked the Middle East over. Alongside what you did in Africa, which wasn’t done in any cultural or religious way. You can’t blame that entirely on America. At all, the uk, did a horrid job at decolonizing.

As a New Zealander, I have never heard that joining up with Australia was an option. All our history and politics classes make out that, whilst part of a community (the Commonwealth), we were pretty happy on our own.

@PINEx2

Жыл бұрын

wasnt new zealand governed by NSW until 1841?

@mikedangerdoes

Жыл бұрын

@@PINEx2 From what I can tell, NSW had legal jurisdiction over New Zealand (or at least British subjects within parts of New Zealand and elsewhere) but didn't take much interest in it. The low involvement seems to have not only impacted the Maori, who petitioned the king to send some real representation, but also our education system which doesn't really mention it. Either that, or its so inconsequential a detail that I'd forgotten it. I just wanted to challenge some of the sentiment in this video that the option was ever that meaningful or has had much effect on our culture.

@peterritchie5593

Жыл бұрын

@@PINEx2 yes

@danieleyre8913

9 ай бұрын

@@PINEx2Yeah we were. *Back in 1841* A long time ago now. Long before there ever was an Australia. So… …thus irrelevant.

@FruityKoala

9 ай бұрын

@@PINEx2Australia wasn’t a country until 1901 so…

Any country with a small population: exists History matters: why tf is this a thing

@venmis137

3 жыл бұрын

If that's the case, he should totally do one on Wales. Literally just a relic of celtic britain.

@Draxis32

3 жыл бұрын

Morever why didn't Kelly Moneymaker and Sky Chappelle didn't bribed the English parliament to take it up!

@wbcx4491

3 жыл бұрын

San Marino...

@apo5895

3 жыл бұрын

Venmis well Wales is still part of Great Britain

@samprastherabbit

3 жыл бұрын

Hello San Marino!

I really love the pronunciation of Western Australia as 'The other one'.

@sad_molerat8385

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao I was so heart broken

@kaelpaul322

3 жыл бұрын

I’m in WA and this hurts

@mexiiii5095

3 жыл бұрын

It sucks but its true haha

@musicalaviator

3 жыл бұрын

Wait Awhile

@kaelpaul322

3 жыл бұрын

Tis true tho

"New Zealand, alongside being the current reigning champion of places that people forget to put on maps.." What an entrance, deserves the subscription.

How could there be no mention of Richard "King Dick" Seddon, New Zealand's Premier at the time Australia was formed? His ambitious expectation that under his leadership New Zealand could grow powerful enough to be the dominant force in the South Pacific was a major reason he rejected the offer to join the Australian federation.

@geraldperyman6535

Жыл бұрын

King Dick was quite popular in Aust.

@Chapps1941

Жыл бұрын

In Rugby is where that played out.

@stackhat8624

Ай бұрын

Right decision for the wrong reasons.

@simonsez_

Ай бұрын

Americas cup

@uggali

Ай бұрын

NZ will be the dominant force in the Pacific when Māori are back in charge. As the biggest and most populous archipelago in Polynesia, self-sufficient and some, a developed first world economy; NZ should be doing more for our Pacific island brothers and sisters

"Whilst New South Wales, Tasmania, Victoria, Queensland, South Australia and the other one" ~ History Matters 2020

@fearlessnhan

3 жыл бұрын

1:13 🤣🤣

@812gingerable

3 жыл бұрын

Epic trolling

@AndrewPonti

3 жыл бұрын

@bangscutter

3 жыл бұрын

"the other one" = the richest state per capita, thanks to the absurd abundance of minerals

@jaewok5G

3 жыл бұрын

sick burn

New Zealand: "well join if you stop being racist" Australia: "alright sounds good" New Zealand: "actually you got quite a bit of Asians soooo...well pass"

@valenrn8657

3 жыл бұрын

@Luís Andrade Racist hypocrite.

@stephenkeen5737

3 жыл бұрын

@Luís Andrade who? The white people who'd been in NZ for less than 100 years at that point. Lol. They wanted to keep Chinese out, who'd also been in NZ at least 50 years since the gold rush. Whatever.

@uhtred7860

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like NZ has a point to me :-))

@AlphaAscentMotivation

3 жыл бұрын

Shut up we have asians from the gold rush.

@AlphaAscentMotivation

3 жыл бұрын

@@ultimate_goomba3451 Im kiwi but Aussies aren't racist towards us it's fun and games.

As a New Zealander I would not like New Zealand to be part of Australia, I am proud of who I am as a New Zealander, however I will always see Australia as brothers

@JustinShaedo

9 ай бұрын

As an Australian I feel completely the same way. We preference buying Made in New Zealand products, admire your treaty (and occasionally politicians) and our most commemorated day (ANZAC) literally has New Zealand in the title. Respect to your beautiful country and people.

@ChubbyChecker182

9 ай бұрын

Sounds like you should become one country

@redrainer

9 ай бұрын

As an Australian, hurry up and join the union

@whatsupshittafabraans1926

8 ай бұрын

Racist

@foreheadisshot7464

7 ай бұрын

SAME WE NEED INDEPENDENCE CURSE YOU BRITAIN WE WANT OUR OWN COUNTRY!

I'm pretty sure Canberra's the capital of Australia because they told Sydney and Melbourne to figure out which one should be the capital, Sydney and Melbourne both said "Me!" at the same time and then bickered over it until Australia finally went "Right! That's it! Neither of you get to be capital!"

@seanlander9321

Жыл бұрын

True.

@joelhungerford8388

Жыл бұрын

Yup basically picked a spot in the middle lol

@jnawk83

Жыл бұрын

​@@joelhungerford8388 the spot being in the middle is no accident.

@Toonrick12

2 ай бұрын

​@@joelhungerford8388Same thing happened in the USA.

@Aryanwood

2 ай бұрын

And then they converted massive amounts of land into a hellscape otherwise known as the ACT. Yep I said it Canberrians. What are you gonna do. You’re surrounded by us.

The main reason Australia & New Zealand aren't one county is because they can't resolve a long standing dispute over who invented the Pavlova cake

@sandhopper599

3 жыл бұрын

.....or who has the right to claim Split Enz and Crowded House........

@dammitduncan7603

3 жыл бұрын

And Ugg boots...

@macro3234

3 жыл бұрын

Original Tanner TM Ozi, Ozi, Ozi.... Oi, Oi, Oi..... (What's to resolve??....lolol) What about Russell Crowe.....???? OK... Sam Neill lives in NZ....! NZ hits waay above its weight...!!!

@starrawiri7331

3 жыл бұрын

This is the most historically accurate comment hahaha

@emss222

3 жыл бұрын

Idek why when the answer is obviously NZ

the half-closed "tired of your shit" eyes on the characters never fails to amuse me

@The_Greedy_Orphan

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, for me it's when they lean into someone else's space with the intention that soon their shit will become my shit.

@starhaven321

3 жыл бұрын

@@The_Greedy_Orphan I love both of them, The lean in guys with the sign "Soon" is always amusing.

@whitebrown762

3 жыл бұрын

I love when they run through a field when they're happy

@maggiepies7195

3 жыл бұрын

ZB or on fire!

@winstonho0805c

3 жыл бұрын

I'm holding up a sign that says "Soon..."

As an Australian, I feel that both Australia and New Zealand both greatly benefit from being separate sovereign independent nations. There are many reasons for this. While there has historically been some state based parochialism in states like Western Australia (which has a fair claim to separatism given the distance from Southwest Western Australia to any other major population centre or capital) and Queensland (Sir Joh), even the extremities of the Australian mainland and Tasmania still have the "same" geology, biogeography (eg kangaroos, eucalyptus) and related Aboriginal people, not to mention the shared modern colonial and Federation history. Perhaps there is an argument for a new clause in the Constitution granting Western Australia greater autonomy. But it would have to be carefully constructed Pareto Optimally. But New Zealand is actually a part of a different continent (Zealandia) hence with a different geology and biogeography; its Indigenous people are completely unrelated; and its colonial and post colonial history, while similar, are distinct. Plus as culturally predominantly European nations, being far away from Europe, we keep each other company and being independent from each other, we can do things our own way without being dependent on the approval of the other, so we can look across the ditch and see what the other has done and decided if that innovation has inspired us or not.

@tc8327

Жыл бұрын

I guess your argument for NZ being a country independent of Australia has merit. WA not so much.

@EchoBravo370

Жыл бұрын

Yes and no. They have discovered parts of Tasmania are from a different continent as well. That being an area of the super continent that pairs with Arizona in the US. Geologists have proved it.

@fingybob2439

Жыл бұрын

The day Western Australia splits from the rest of us will be the end of West Australia if you think the rest of Australia would be ok with having a separate nation run by the Chinese! you are all playing with yourselves.

@lewisham

Жыл бұрын

@@EchoBravo370 Rodinia existed about a billion years ago, there have been various super continents over the history of the earth with different combinations of modern day continents. Tasmania is now part of the Australian continental plate though.

@natalieclark6559

Жыл бұрын

Western Australia specifically send me targeted ads to solicit me to be a doctor there rather than Sydney 😂

Kia ora e hoa! Loved this video and learned a lot, am indigenous Maori myself. For future reference, pronounciation of "pakeha" isn't "pah-kay-ha", its more like "paa-keh-ha". Emphasis is on the pAkeha not the pakEha. Hope that makes sense! Its also "why-tongue-ee" for 'waitangi'. Nga mihi nui kia koe!

@wholiveswhere

2 жыл бұрын

The pronunciation sure cracked me up too - good correction

@cv990a4

Жыл бұрын

Maori has become such an intrinsic part of NZ identity over the years in such a fundamental way that it's hard to imagine NZ merging with Aussie. Also, something unappreciated is the completely different nature of NZ flora and fauna vs Australia. Australia is famous for venemous creatures of all kinds, and for its harsh environment away from the coasts and for weird marsupials. NZ, by comparison, has only one venemous creature (not including politicians), a somewhat shy spider, and is in many other respects literally the land of milk and honey. Oh, also, *no* native mammals - only birds. The common cultural origins of the two settler groups hides the fact that in many fundamental ways they're pretty dissimilar countries.

@ElusiveTy

Жыл бұрын

​@@cv990a4 Idk, I'd call them very similar, in many, many ways. Differences in topography, flora/fauna and some cultural differences mostly by fully incorporating their Maori are large differences. This is why I'd rather seen an Australia-New Zealand Union vs NZ becoming just another state.

@cv990a4

Жыл бұрын

@@ElusiveTy NZ and OZ are similar enough that if Putin was an Australian politician, he'd have invaded NZ by now - the cultural similarities are far greater between NZ and OZ than they are between Russia and Ukraine (NZ doesn't speak a different language from OZ with a not-entirely-overlapping alphabet, as one example). But that just demonstrates how crazy is Putin's project in Ukraine, because Kiwis have zero interest in being Aussies and Aussies have zero interest in incorporating NZ.

@elibrydon4940

Жыл бұрын

@@cv990a4 nz actually has native mammals, three (i think) species of bats and marine mammals like hectors dolphin and nz sea lions

Remember the good ol days when after James Byzanet we had Party Boyko

@twoscarabsintheswarm9055

3 жыл бұрын

What happened to them?

@Hadrexus

3 жыл бұрын

Finally someone else remembers Party Boyko!

@1Orderchaos

3 жыл бұрын

@@twoscarabsintheswarm9055 Probably had to stop paying for personal reasons, but your guess is as good as mine

@onlinefriend3889

3 жыл бұрын

*James Bissonette

@badugm5035

3 жыл бұрын

Glad I'm not the only one who remembers Party Boyko

"Kindness-to-the-people-already-living-there" o'meter was the best, still can't stop laughing.

@richlisola1

2 жыл бұрын

Comparatively

@danielharvison7510

2 жыл бұрын

Ahh, if only it wasn't a laughing matter. I do like that he (HistoryMatters) shone a light on this though, that was cool.

@TheAccidentalViking

2 жыл бұрын

@@danielharvison7510 I bought a house on Napier Hill. My husband was positive it was haunted. He brought someone in (when I wasn't there) and had the house 'exorcised'. The 'holy person' told him that our house was on an old war field and the Maori were not allowed to collect their dead, so they were not at rest. I wasn't scared until I heard that.

@gman2506

2 жыл бұрын

@@WakaWaka2468 your easily unentertained

@thetable6499

Жыл бұрын

It would be nice if someone, anywhere, could get that meter I to the yellow. Even for a little bit.

As an Aussie I want to say we love New Zealand and part of that love is letting us be each other, not just one.

@thepotatoportal69

8 ай бұрын

And also we invented the pavlova and not them

@foreheadisshot7464

7 ай бұрын

@@thepotatoportal69 NO WE DID ITS TRADITIONAL

@thepotatoportal69

7 ай бұрын

@@foreheadisshot7464 nu uh

@huwguyver4208

7 күн бұрын

​@@thepotatoportal69idk what a pavlova is but as a matter of principle I'm going to say it was an Aussie invention, as was the question mark.

I like how you get straight to the explanation without filler!

i like how the colony of "south australia" literally goes coast to coast on a perfect north-south axis

@southron_d1349

3 жыл бұрын

Once upon a time, it did.

@joesmoe6454

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah not so much anymore. It got cut in half and the Northern territory was born while South Australia kept the south funnily enough.

@rogergreen9861

3 жыл бұрын

The part that is now the Northern Territory used to be called "the northern territory of South Australia" because they knew that it just had to be said.

@josephradley3160

3 жыл бұрын

Actually what is now the NT was administered by the NSW government.

@josephradley3160

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dave_Sisson You obviously did not read what I wrote. Clown.

Canada: **nervous laughter**

@qfox16789

3 жыл бұрын

I suppose it’s a tad like if Newfoundland was still independent

@Dommy521

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get it :(

@TheDiasporaMedia

3 жыл бұрын

@@qfox16789 Ya as a Canadian myself I don't know why he used Quebec as a example. Lower Canada (as Quebec was called) was always a founding Province during Confederation. Newfoundland is a more analogous example.

@MrCanadabacon

3 жыл бұрын

@@qfox16789 Yeah Newfoundland was really late to join the confederation but the door was always left open to them, maybe if New Zealand economy tanks due to a collapse of industry like Newfoundland did they may join Australia but doubtful. I kinda wanna hear more about why Germany was eyeing up Australia, what were their goals?

@LadyCooper

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dommy521 Quebec did not happily or easily become part of Canada, and it's still a very fresh issue today. Most recently, Quebec almost broke away from Canada in 1995, and most Canadians, particularly the English-speaking majority, would very much not like to go back to the era of mailbox bombs and high constitutional drama over the future of our country.

Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me get through the pandemic!

Your pronunciation of pakeha was the best one I've heard yet. Much love from this oft forgotten land

Australia 🇦🇺 “Do you want to be part of us?” New Zealand 🇳🇿 *Angry Kiwi Noises*.

@lolfunacount

3 жыл бұрын

But apparently not caring enough to make their flag look differently than theirs... xD

@joetrump2983

3 жыл бұрын

@@lolfunacount to be fair they did proposed changing the flag in 2014

@TheSpearkan

3 жыл бұрын

@@joetrump2983 Yeah, but all the alternative flag designs were also trash, so they obviously chose with the trash they knew for centuries instead of new trash

@sebastianofacchin1716

3 жыл бұрын

NZ: "No, I don't think I will"

@aleksandarvil5718

3 жыл бұрын

*Angry Māori Dance INTENSIFIES*

NZ: "Keep the Chinese out, the Brits in and the Natives... not quite as down as the Aussies would like".

@liamweaver2944

3 жыл бұрын

Nice NATO reference.

@SimonNZ6969

3 жыл бұрын

And now we're trying to keep the Chinese for less racist reasons. How things change.

@richardlinter4111

3 жыл бұрын

@@SimonNZ6969 : Not really. What annoyed a lot of white New Zealanders, besides the usual good old racist fever dreams common before WW1, was the tendency of the Chinese to work too damn hard then skedaddle back to China with the gold - or at least send their coffined corpses back by sea. But several thousand families stayed, found a place, and became well-accepted citizens by the second world war. Come the sixties and seventies, they became more and more influential, if only because they ran some quite important commercial enterprises.

@homoerectus3355

3 жыл бұрын

Sure as hell didn’t do a good job of that I live in Auckland and they reckon white Europeans are gonna become a minority due to all the Asian immigrants soon

@richardlinter4111

3 жыл бұрын

@@homoerectus3355 : Who's this "they"? Even before Covid cut immigration off at the knees, last I looked the Maori were projected to do that first, sometime around 2080 - and intermarriage means everyone will be coffee-coloured anyway.

Thanks for posting!

Thank you for that very interesting background video🙏🏻

Because Australia's rulers (the Emus) and New Zealand rulers (the kiwis) have had centuries of unresolved conflict

@y-a-reeve1972

3 жыл бұрын

We used to have moa’s and hast eagles but they all extinct now

@hEiDi-ju7ru

3 жыл бұрын

did you know emus and kiwis are VERY VERY DISTANTLY RELATED because some birds came to New Zealand before the countries broke apart millions of years ago

@feliscorax

3 жыл бұрын

@@hEiDi-ju7ru A narcissism of minor differences - as Freud said.

@KramerImperia

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly. Also, New Zealand was part of the glorious Kramer Empire and the Newzelanders knows Kramerians and Australians are eternal enemies ;) Fun fact: three kiwis conformed the Kramer Senate in 1692, the were in charge of 'Bird Issues'.

@stacey4758

3 жыл бұрын

I'm still waiting on an emu wars movie (because the humans lost to the emus), & I want 1 character to speak in such heavy slang that they seem incomprehensible

Progressive New Zealand: We’re not joining unless the Maori are equal *Get’s what they asked for* Also New Zealand: RIGHT we’re not joining we don’t want the Chinese coming

@brandonvestra

3 жыл бұрын

Now New Zealand has a crap ton of Chinese people so they're left with no excuse xd

@kristoferalexander7559

3 жыл бұрын

@@brandonvestra Except for the fact these days they also have no reason to join xD

@brandonlyon730

3 жыл бұрын

While this is somewhat random and not really a serious issue dealing with race this isn’t the last time New Zealand did something like that. New Zealand: We ban Power rangers from being aired on our tv to protect our children from violence. Also New Zealand: Oh yeah Sure Saban/Disney/Nickelodeon/Hasbro (PR went through a lot of owners) you can film your show here and use New Zealand actors for Power rangers.

@QuackersMcCrackers

3 жыл бұрын

@@brandonlyon730 I can see how NZ is doing so well given that the power rangers is the most controversial thing to happen over there :D

@user-pu8ty1ki6l

3 жыл бұрын

We aren't joining Australia because You Guys are racists! Also You're Full of Chinese people! Also you're full of Irish Catholics! Also many of you are descendants of Convicts and Victorian age science "proved" that criminality is inherited! So Basically you're not pure-blooded Free Britons like Fair New Zealand! And we also want to, like, rule over all of the British Pacific Islands and build a mini-empire! Also Britain is our sugar-daddy and will never abandon us to join a European trading bloc and crash our economy, so we don't need you!

These are great and you're hilarious. Happy algorithming.

I just love these videos!

Australia 🇦🇺: Hey New Zealand how would you feel about being one of the states of Australia? New Zealand 🇳🇿: How would you feel being our West Island instead?

@iamdave84

3 жыл бұрын

Yes please. Time for a referendum!

@geebutts2835

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty good idea actually

@peterfisher541

3 жыл бұрын

YUCK NO ! I cant be wearing yella shirts and can only bowl over arm🙈

@bruceross9521

3 жыл бұрын

@@geebutts2835 lol.. Imagine the new Haka ....KA MATE! KA MATE! OI OI OI

@johnmccnj

3 жыл бұрын

*Main Island.

"the current reigning champion of places people forget to put on maps". 😂

@LadyCooper

3 жыл бұрын

Silver: Antarctica Bronze: Canada's arctic archipelago

@anttibjorklund1869

3 жыл бұрын

@bobo It's a fun quote.

@anttibjorklund1869

3 жыл бұрын

@bobo Usually a like is an expression of agreement to the comment a person likes, in this case an expression that the person agrees the quote was funny. That the person quoting the quote (in this case me) thinks the quote is funny is expressed by the teary-eyed laughing emoji. You must be new to the internet.

@anttibjorklund1869

3 жыл бұрын

@bobo I wasn't taking any piss, I was just highlighting a bit in the video I liked. If anything, all glory go to History Matters for including that bit in the video. If it bothers you that much, lighten up.

@anttibjorklund1869

3 жыл бұрын

@bobo And I'm still not sure why you loathe it so much that I was just highlighting a bit in the video I liked. I was drawing attention to the original bit, which seems to me exactly what you wanted.

Love your channel.

I would love to see a behind the scenes making of a video of your channel!

“Which is the same distance between Britain and Morocco” *Laughs in Gibraltar* edit: why does everyone correct me or something, just please, get the joke

@juniorreyes8316

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@kamanashiskar9203

3 жыл бұрын

Gibraltar allows Britain to control half of the Mideaterrian Ocean.

@EdMcF1

3 жыл бұрын

@@kamanashiskar9203 Britain doesn't even control half the English Channel.

@kamanashiskar9203

3 жыл бұрын

@@EdMcF1 It controls 200 miles of its coastline. Just like how Ireland doesn't control the entire Irish Sea.

@bulletanarchy6447

3 жыл бұрын

@@EdMcF1 Have you ever tried to control a sea ? You there, go the other way waves. These waves obviously don't know I'm British, has anyone got the phrase book ? Est the other way you go waves

New Zealand felt Australia didn’t have a good enough rugby team.

@scottwilliam6141

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure the Kangaroos thrash the Kiwis on most occasions.

@kartikey8068

3 жыл бұрын

What about a cricket match?

@wilhelmbittrich88

3 жыл бұрын

@@scottwilliam6141 Nope. New Zealanders are the greatest rugby players in the world.

@bruceross9521

3 жыл бұрын

@@scottwilliam6141 lol... do you know anything about rugby ? ..

@flamingfrancis

3 жыл бұрын

@@wilhelmbittrich88 They are indeed...best on the planet, BUT Brad's statement is absolutely correct given the teams stated play Rugby League.

Great content!

I didnt know that last fact you mentioned, really interesting

There are three reasons why some in Australia opposed it: 1. The Maori and their treaty stood a good chance of leading the Australian aborigine's to organize and demand an equivalent treaty. While the Australian Founding Fathers were OK with this, some were opposed in the state parliaments. 2. There was a debate in both countries about whether New Zealand would be one state or two. North and south islands. This was heavily favored by the south islanders. It terrified Wellington and Auckland. It also was opposed by some in Australia as it would mean 8 states not 7. The problem was the even number tie problems in state votes and Senators were not elected early on so a tie mattered. The 3rd problem was the Irish. New Zealand's Irish was from a different era in Irish history. The were monarchist, conservatives with many protestants. Australian Irish were often republican, labor supporters and Roman Catholics. The two groups were politically powerful but culturally rivals.

@shellyaus

3 жыл бұрын

very interesting

@paintingdreams290

2 жыл бұрын

that and at the time Australia was very Anti-Chinese bc of the gold rush which is why Melbourne exists and also Blackbirding was happening in QLD so, Australia was pretty racist and the White Australia ideology was existent.

@joemcgillivray3308

Жыл бұрын

Started strong, finished weak as fuck

@hatac

Жыл бұрын

@@paintingdreams290 And both white australia and backbirding were Labor party policies.

@cv990a4

Жыл бұрын

My Kiwi maternal grandmother has an Orangeman in her ancestry (Orangemen = protestant northern Irish, sworn enemies of the Catholics - their descendants in Northern Ireland still march and generally are dicks to those in Catholic neighborhoods). We all have our crosses to bear, so to speak.

I, as an Aussie, ask myself this every morning.

@toreq1127

3 жыл бұрын

"the distance between them is the same as between Britain and Morocco" As a european, this solved any questions I had about this

@jesseberg3271

3 жыл бұрын

@@toreq1127 yes, but doesn't that also mean that the distance is about the same as the distance between Britain and Gibraltar?

@kristoferalexander7559

3 жыл бұрын

@Master Yoda We emancipated ourselves from our dear british parents. So dear parents, you can't tell us what to do anymore!!! Come down here and make us go in the corner! :P Sibling rivalry FTW. We shall prevail over our NZ brethren!! muahaha.

@zarabada6125

3 жыл бұрын

@@kristoferalexander7559 Both at home and away, everyone needs good neighbours.

@Svalbaz

3 жыл бұрын

The Colonial prowess of your English forebears is strong in you my friend

Interesting. Never knew any of this. Thank you.

The reading of the list of contributors is always entertaining but it is Most amusing when Mo is the last one mentioned… after a short pause 😀

Every New Zealander when he mentions us being able to join Aussie whenever: F*ck that

@petersmith2040

3 жыл бұрын

NZ has been Covid free for months now and joining Australia will only reintroduce the virus into the country.

@jacksos101

3 жыл бұрын

I looked at act 6 of the constitution and I can't see where it says that NZ can join whenever it wants? It just says that the au govt can create new states.

@mattspaulding4912

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah what's the point of NZ joining Oz when half your population seems to live over here anyway ^_^

@DavesShed

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacksos101 6. Definitions The Commonwealth shall mean the Commonwealth of Australia as established under this Act. The States shall mean such of the colonies of New South Wales, New Zealand, Queensland, Tasmania, Victoria, Western Australia, and South Australia, including the northern territory of South Australia, as for the time being are parts of the Commonwealth, and such colonies or territories as may be admitted into or established by the Commonwealth as States; and each of such parts of the Commonwealth shall be called a State. New Zealand is literally the second colony listed in section 6.

@DavesShed

3 жыл бұрын

@Tim Gold Yep. Save on paper work. Ironically one of the concerns NZ has now, is that if they joined, they would get flooded by retirees from the other states. I have to admit, I'd definitely consider retiring there.

0:18 - a better Canadian comparison would be Newfoundland, they were independent same as New Zealand for decades before eventually joining Canada in 1949.

May not be one country, but we are as close as siblings. We have the bigger country, they have the better one. We beat them at cricket (sometimes), they beat us at rugby (constantly). We have Rusty Crowe, Sam Neil and Crowded House, they gave us Rusty, Sam and Crowded House. And in the end, we are only separated... by a ditch. :)

New Zealand and Australia are like the twin brothers the Anglo-Sphere family, they are best friends, but they decided move into different houses.

@warrenlehmkuhleii8472

3 жыл бұрын

Insulam Archipelago And Ireland is the red headed step child.

@Pawn2e4

3 жыл бұрын

@@warrenlehmkuhleii8472 Ireland is Britain's heroin addicted brother

@bigyin2586

3 жыл бұрын

No; if Australia has a twin, it's Canada. New Zealand is a glorified Tasmania.

@gamebawesome

3 жыл бұрын

India is the weird adopted kid and Hong Kong is the rich little brother, who under custody of the divorced mother

@warrenlehmkuhleii8472

3 жыл бұрын

GameB Awesome I was going to say Hong Kong is the child that was taken away in family court because the courts tend to side with the biological parents rather then the adopted ones.

NZ: "Give the Maori equal rights!" Also NZ: "We don't want Chinese flooding our country!" Seems legit.

@allisondoak9425

3 жыл бұрын

Yea it was more like (at the time) we have a very complex relationship with Māori and the only two plans we can come up with are wait for them to die out in the face of our obvious superiority, wait for them to completely amalgamate into our culture due to our obvious superiority. Obviously neither plan worked even with a nice dose of cultural genocide to help plan b along and a huge dose of land theft and erosion of sovereignty to help plan A.

@buckyhermit

3 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie, they had me in the first half.

@slewone4905

3 жыл бұрын

It make sense if your Maori. You don't want even more people diluting their power. Which is why I was wondering why the let New Zealand bring in more people of other nations.

@Paper_titan

3 жыл бұрын

You can like one group, and not like another.

@Jannik69420

3 жыл бұрын

You dont have to give people rights if their not there?

In 1901 the only way to travel from the east coast of Australia to Western Australia was by sea as no road or railway existed and there were no airships in Australia. the Trans Australian Railway was opened in 1916, the first commercial aircraft flights took place in the 1930's and the road was constructed during World War 2. The sea distance from Sydney to Perth, via Melbourne, was more than twice the distance from Sydney to Wellington NZ direct.

Excellent video. Indeed that clause you mention defines New Zealand as a State of Australia from the get-go.

New Zealand: "We want fair treatment for the Maori." Me: "How progressive!" Also New Zealand: "No Chinese, though." Me: "Oops, never mind."

@fredrikstadtilian

3 жыл бұрын

Are they wrong tho?

@Deus_Divinitus

3 жыл бұрын

The Chinese didn’t have a treaty with them and were willing to revolt

@ryhanzfx1641

3 жыл бұрын

@Luís Filipe Andrade nigga the reform was when China started westernized, discriminating Chinese especially the one who just want to learn knowledge and worked is certainly bothering

@Dave68Goliath

3 жыл бұрын

The Chinese aren't indigenous.

@BestSomebodyNA

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryhanzfx1641 thanks for not contributing to the casual racism.

“And the other one” People not from Aus: “what about western austraila?” People in Perth: “no, that’s fair”

@ReTheMi

3 жыл бұрын

Gideon Mele People from rest of Australia: HAHAHA Suck shit WA

@sdrawkcabUK

3 жыл бұрын

Wasn't there a Western Australia independence movement active back in those times??

@kappadarwin9476

3 жыл бұрын

Western Australia looks like California without the glitz and glamour.

@flatoutflatline1565

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine having covid -this post was made by WA gang

@sdrawkcabUK

3 жыл бұрын

@That sorta irish guy thanks, yes I remember reading about that. Crazy to think there could have been two states on the 'island' as we're so used to thinking of it as a unit. Though Perth is a hell of a long way from Canberra and co.

Wow, just... wow. So much shade in such a short.

The racial issues, though real, are overblown and weren’t really the main factors. Indeed the Australian Constitution actually deferred these matters to the respective states, so Waitangi was never really in play as New Zealand would be able to determine its own laws in that regard and the Commonwealth would have had to accept them (including for political representation). No, it didn’t happen because of distance and the reliance of New Zealand on trade with Britain, while there was more trade interdependence amongst the Australian colonies. That and the NZ Premier, “King Dick” (I forget his full name) wanted to be Prime Minister of a country in his own right. So, in all a mixture of it being financially better to stay a colony of the UK and personalities that scuppered what would have been a very neat Federation for all involved. PS NZ is basically one market with Australia now anyway so perhaps it gets the best of both worlds 😊

Australia: "SO the door is still open..." New Zealand: "Nope"

@guganesan.ilavarasan

3 жыл бұрын

@MrFattyfatfatboy So NZ people get paid high in Oz ?

@cantbanme792

3 жыл бұрын

@@guganesan.ilavarasan australian dollar is worth a little more but its a more expensive place to live.

Australia: Do you want to join? New Zealand: No, you're not nice to non-whites. Australia: Okay, we'll change that. How about now? New Zealand: No, you've got too many Asian people.

@meganmatthews7611

3 жыл бұрын

They never changed actually

@BeansKnees

3 жыл бұрын

Ooofff

@christianharvey3078

3 жыл бұрын

hahaha had me in stiches bro

@theanonymouschicken169

3 жыл бұрын

Nz First in a nutshell

@maazkalim

3 жыл бұрын

enforced the society* There! FTFY, it was a whole law - alright? No point in sugarcoating that, Ms@@liamhackney5045.

The REAL main reason that NZ did not unite with the Australian States is the problem of distance: while telegraph communications were a reality at the time of Federation on the Australian mainland communication with the two islands of NZ would not be easy and depended on ships and good weather. These limitations no longer exist but both Australians and New Zealanders are content with the status quo. We still enjoy each other's company and come to each other's aid when needed.

Loved it, but your pronunciation of pakeha was hilarious!

"The Mow-ree and the Pa-KAYY-haa". Oh dear. Oh well. Next time.

@azbgames6827

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair I haven't seen any foreigners pronounce Maori names correctly.

@LeagueUnionSevens

3 жыл бұрын

To anyone wondering, Māori words are pronounced very similar to Japanese (same vowel sounds / same rolled "r"s, / macrons signify long vowels), so the correct pronunciation is: Māori = "mao" (as in chairman Mao, but with a longer "a" sound) + "ri" (as in aRIgato) Pākehā = "pa" (as in grandPA) + "keh" (as in KEtamine) + "ha" (as in HArd)

@Fattybryce

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed my ass off when he said "Pa Kayy haa". >

@RedJohn16ismyPSN

3 жыл бұрын

@@azbgames6827 To be fair, that pronunciation of Pākehā seemed particularly low effort

@GeorgieGirlNZ

3 жыл бұрын

It took me a moment there to realise what he was actually saying. And then I snorted. Now we know what the Pākehā pronunciation of Pākehā is!

1:14 "The other one" That was way funnier than it should have been

@failsafeoff2592

3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for a comment talking about it

@robmeagher2443

3 жыл бұрын

Having endured life in "the other one" for 18 years I wet myself laughing- it played right into their insecurities lol

@Dardelsploon

3 жыл бұрын

@Lachlan Langdon ah yeah good ol' Tassie, yeah yeah the other one but good ol' Tassie

@1:12 Love how South Australia is so Northern in parts.

"...And the Other One" had me rollin

In moments it matters Australia and New Zealand can function as one under the ANZAC banner. If anyone ever invaded New Zealand, there would be ship loads of Aussies ready to head over and defend it. And vice versa I'm sure.

@Colonel_Blimp

3 жыл бұрын

Naturally👍🇳🇿

@thatboy6532

3 жыл бұрын

what if Australians invaded and Australians who invaded also had to protect New Zealand through the ANZAC treaty?

@skippy2987

3 жыл бұрын

@@thatboy6532 presumably kiwis would ask them how their grandmothers felt about this, and shouldn't they be ashamed? Then everybody would agree that beer is awesome, everyone would drop their guns and get into fisticuffs about rugby, then go to the strip club after

@thatboy6532

3 жыл бұрын

@@skippy2987 and then Australia would lose horribly at rugby

@Luke-mz5zt

3 жыл бұрын

Australia wouldn't need a huge number of kiwi's to come over. 12% of all New Zealanders already live in Australia.

"Like how Quebec would obviously be part of Canada" Quebecoise: "LE NO!"

@paireon3419

3 жыл бұрын

Me, a Québécois: *"LE NON!"*, you mean.

@willlasdf123

3 жыл бұрын

@@paireon3419 Thats so french, my phone can't even make those accents without considerable effort!

@geoplanetaire

3 жыл бұрын

Me, a Québécois: Yes, please.

@maestroCanuck

3 жыл бұрын

Me a "Canadien" whose family has been in Quebec over 200 years..."mais oui." Quebec has twice voted in referenda to remain. The last one was close, but still....I believe most Quebecois are too smart to leave Canada no matter how hard some of the others push.

@lawrencedoliveiro9104

3 жыл бұрын

If they left, they wouldn’t be able to bitch about discrimination against them any more.

1:10 For an Australian, "The Other One" is such a sweet burn. You are a god!!

"The Champion of being forgotten to be put on maps." Antarctica : Am I a joke to you ?

NZ: nah we dont want to be part of Australia because of all the racism in the constitution. also NZ. still, i dont like the look of those there chinese types coming to my land

@scottsmad1115

3 жыл бұрын

You don't want to be part of Australia but plenty of new zealanders love to come here to work and earn money here.

@yareyare_dechi

3 жыл бұрын

@@scottsmad1115 Not sure if you mean me or kiwis. I'm Australian

@BangFarang1

3 жыл бұрын

That exactly the point. NZ didn't want the Chinese migrant to come because they would have to treat them as equal while believing they're not.

@l0lLorenzol0l

3 жыл бұрын

The Maori had earned the respect. The chinese had not. Simple as.

@Miquelalalaa

3 жыл бұрын

Fair enough. No one likes to lose control over land.

Because the Aussies couldn’t handle the sheer power of the Bob Semple tank.

@Void_Wars

3 жыл бұрын

Surprisingly, saying that something bad is good isn’t funny. Yup, even to this day.

@sneakyninjaedit

3 жыл бұрын

Had nations shitting their pants!

@syrialak101

3 жыл бұрын

@@Void_Wars What are you talking about? The Bob Semple tank is the perfect example of Kiwi ingenuity!

@sneakyninjaedit

3 жыл бұрын

@Daniel Eyre I think it was a fair trade for Joh Bjelke-Petersen

@Void_Wars

3 жыл бұрын

😐 reported 😐

Very informative Sincerely, someone from “The other one”

@thepooplord592

9 ай бұрын

from the city penrith? idk

@lucinston6454

9 ай бұрын

@@thepooplord592 yeah fuck it penrith sure, and the town of albania and copenhagen

It was actually touch and go for Western Australia to join the federation. Later on they had a seccession vote which was not implemented. There are certainly still some in WA who feel that federation was a bad idea for them.

How he pronounced Pakeha though, never heard it said like that before, it was hilarious.

@kylierae3156

3 жыл бұрын

We’ve all heard Maori be butchered like that, never pakeha

@RatelHBadger

3 жыл бұрын

@@kylierae3156 it's nice to hear it like that, makes it sound more of the insult it is.

@tylerhollis7360

3 жыл бұрын

bro he said pick hey ha

@teanaevelyn

3 жыл бұрын

Pakeha isn’t an insult it means pale man, it’s used to distinguish between the maori and Europeans

@MusMasi

3 жыл бұрын

@@teanaevelyn it can feel a bit insulting a bit though if you are maori and they call you pakeha, especially if those calling you that do know that you are maori or polynesian.

As a Pākeha New Zealander, I have never been in more pain watching a video

@MrTallpoppy58

3 жыл бұрын

I can understand .... you guys could have been Australian ! Wow, must hurt to have missed out so badly.

@williamcourt1481

3 жыл бұрын

@@james8816 bruh it doesn’t mean “us”. It’s the term used to describe a white New Zealander, in rough translation it originally meant pale man so the Maori could distinguish between them and the Europeans. If you’re from New Zealand you should know that. Also I have never heard that we could have ended up being Aussie

@vikj1255

3 жыл бұрын

​@@james8816 Wrong, just wrong

@laurennrriddle

3 жыл бұрын

im also from new zealand.. i feel u

@MrTallpoppy58

3 жыл бұрын

@The Spite Knight Bill of Rights ? LMAO I don't have to tell must Kiwis, because you pricks are living over here on the dole.

This guys: MASSIVE distance between them equal to UK and Morocco US Residents: So like a couple states over?

My initial reaction to the title was "Why would it be? It's a long way away." I didn't realise it was so complex.

“the same distance between britain and morocco” me who knows that distance is 13 miles thanks to gibraltar: *big brain time*

@G31M1

2 жыл бұрын

Damn

@TurboRampage

2 жыл бұрын

Gibraltar isn't part of Great Britain though. Great Britain is the isle that England, Scotland and Wales sits on.

@pj.sinclair

2 жыл бұрын

@@TurboRampage it’s..a joke…

@redbirb8013

2 жыл бұрын

@@TurboRampage wow!!!! saying whats true and ruining the joke!!!!! well done!!!

@c0ronariu5

2 жыл бұрын

Pardon me, what is a “mile”? We deal in kilometres here.

As a New Zealander, I reckon you should do your next video on why the UK isn't part of the EU 🤣

@Froneek275

3 жыл бұрын

Or how the UK sent all there cons to australia

@e.i.e.i.o

3 жыл бұрын

Or why the uk couldnt fight there own war

@Alex_Khouri

3 жыл бұрын

@@e.i.e.i.o Or why the country that helped England win WW2 still can't teach its citizens to spell properly

@e.i.e.i.o

3 жыл бұрын

@Alex Khouri you talking about aussie?😂

@Alex_Khouri

3 жыл бұрын

@@e.i.e.i.o No - America :P

I'm an Australian and I'm on the alpine Train in New Zealand to Greymouth. Someone possibly the driver on the PA system described Australia as New Zealand's unruly West Island and that the train was packed with people from that Island , The acceptance and laughter was deafening for several minutes, with West islanders arguing who was the most unruly. Australia is part of New Zealand we just live in a different house

Ah yes my favourite part of Australia “the other one”

Australia: "Door is still open" New Zealand: "We've seen your Cricket and Rugby team..."

@OzDuker

3 жыл бұрын

Right. So how many cricket world cups have you won? I see... How’d you go in the last test series? Oh lost all of them... Stick to the rugby bit although as a league fan I don’t really care about the yawnion

@liam6nugget

3 жыл бұрын

And besides, Aussie rugby team > Kiwi rugby team

@alexwright6816

3 жыл бұрын

it's amusing seeing all the aussie getting bitter about this comment

@MrRiddle0

3 жыл бұрын

@@liam6nugget Well considering that out of the 166 times they played NZ won 115 times I'm not so sure about that.

@chrisza9782

3 жыл бұрын

OzDuker to be fair, Union is more unpredictable. In league games I usually correctly guess the winner by counting which team has the most players with mullets

As a New Zealander I must say, We and Australia will probably never join. *Untill they agree that we made the Pavalova*

@OmnivorousReader

3 жыл бұрын

lol, with Chinese Gooseberries/Kiwifruit on top?

@dragons_for_life376

3 жыл бұрын

Deb Ideiosepius yep

@rayoflight9709

3 жыл бұрын

Ok you agree. Definitely created in Australia . Even the famous Aussie actor Russell Crowe says it was.

@OmnivorousReader

3 жыл бұрын

@@rayoflight9709 Ha! Just so

@dragons_for_life376

3 жыл бұрын

Ray Denny Made. In. New Zealand.

My favourite part of this is the bit at the end that mentions the clause i the constitution that mentions New Zealand can still join whenever, because as a Kiwi i can confirm we are still asked on a surprisingly regular basis by Australia if we want to join. The answer is still no btw

Everyone: no federation One colony: actually yea sure Everyone: wait hold on I want in

easy, we live next to each other, we respect each other, we have fought wars together, why destroy a good thing... ANZACs forever....

@BornAgainCynic0086

3 жыл бұрын

C'n oath mate! We really love each other .... unless there is a ball involved.

@brendonrookes1151

3 жыл бұрын

not untill they admit we invented the pav and lemington

@alilabeebalkoka

3 жыл бұрын

ANZAC republic!!!

@y-a-reeve1972

3 жыл бұрын

@Jeff H true

@johntrooper1153

3 жыл бұрын

more like CANZUK

As a New Zealander, I'll say this: I doubt we'll join with Australia. Not in my lifetime at least. We so different politically and that physical distance doesn't help things either. NZ tends to lean quite left due to the environment and community effort to support each other, while aussies lean a bit more center-right as they're the main producers of goods within the pacific.

@lewisham

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah bro. Culturally similar but different enough that being one country wouldn’t work. Same same but different.

@annaleekale2957

3 жыл бұрын

@Kyros - we have a military. It's small but it's there. And NZ has the best special forces in the world. Also nz is one of the most loved and respected countries in the world. Multiple military's would back us. And the our Maori battalion made the germans scared. Even aussies know not to take them on especially in pack's. NZ kicked out another country's millitary out of the Pacific without use force. NZ is fine well protected and very good in a fight.

@vitabricksnailslime8273

3 жыл бұрын

@@annaleekale2957 That was a great fight you gave the frogs after the Rainbow warrior was sent to the bottom. You really showed em.

@brianlong2334

3 жыл бұрын

More then 12% of New Zealanders live in Australia anyway so lol. I mean I get it as a West Australian why you wouldn't wonna join. We been trying to leave since we joined haha, but I also see the good in being part of the whole but also the negative.

@howudoin8282

3 жыл бұрын

@Kyros - 😂😂

1:57 the Puh-Key-Ha?? As a kiwi I find that hilariously funny... it's usually the May-Ouri, but he wasn't far off the usual American/British saying of Maori

that pronunciation of pakeha got me 🤣 so I had to rewind and watch again to get what came after

1:10 Damn all West Australians felt that punch to the face

@drewstaser9726

3 жыл бұрын

Who?

@Redrum_Samm

3 жыл бұрын

They should

@willywodka1924

3 жыл бұрын

2 People felt offended by this.

@florinherlea8376

3 жыл бұрын

Who?

@Erik-ko6lh

3 жыл бұрын

Greater Perth.

As an Australian, I laughed when you said ‘the other one’ instead of western Australia

@cattysplat

9 ай бұрын

Perth is like a city airdropped from space into a desert. That you drive outside and immediately find yourself immediately in outback.

1:26 ah yes, i'm glad you included the famous pyramids of Morocco in your drawing, they never get the attention they deserve

I ask myself this every day

Great video. Just a few points to explain why NZ didn’t join Australia. NZ history is very different, Australia was set up as a penal colony, NZ wasn’t. Because NZ settlers were free people rather than former convicts, those settling in NZ tended to think of themselves as quite different to Australians. NZ had a treaty with the Maori tribes and Maori’s were allocated seats within the NZ Parliament in the 1800’s, not the case in Australia. Four Maori seats were established by the 1867 New Zealand Parliament to give Maori a direct say in Parliament. Australia still had plural voting while NZ had abolished it 1889. While not a point about federation, in 1893 NZ became the first country in the world to grant all women the right to vote. (Interesting point is that NZ can be considered the longest running full democracy in the world with all races and sexes being able to vote since 1893)

@johnberkley6942

3 жыл бұрын

Although the Covid Plandemic has shoved democracy firmly onto the back burner...

@numberpirate

3 жыл бұрын

Except for the Chinese race.

@kooringagnd

3 жыл бұрын

Women had the right to vote in council elections in South Australia in 1861 but not parliamentary elections.

@BeamRider100

3 жыл бұрын

This is what you sound like to an Australian : For sure, there were absolutely no free settlers in Australia at the time of federation, they were all 100% convicts and descendants of convicts. or English soldiers. The free settlers in NZ had such a good time where they come from, one wonders why they "chose" to leave ? The histories are so much different it's unbelievable to consider them similar.

@BeamRider100

3 жыл бұрын

New Zealanders must have come from the good parts of the British Isles, not like those uncooth Australians from the bad parts of the British Isles, totally different people.

1:14 as a Western Aussie myself, that hurt. Still hilarious though

@brandonvestra

3 жыл бұрын

Why is Western Australia called "the other one"? xd

@ssmmmfeaa8657

3 жыл бұрын

Brandon Kennan I don’t know. I haven’t talked to people from the other states, so I don’t know what they think of Western Australia.

@chmeee9562

3 жыл бұрын

Perth be like "Dont forget about me.. way over here!!"

@ssmmmfeaa8657

3 жыл бұрын

Alpha the Infinite We have Perth. And a weird pink lake. And some beaches as well. That’s about it. The rest is a desert.

@LeoStaley

3 жыл бұрын

@@ssmmmfeaa8657 Perth is actually pretty great.

The Pa - kay - ha 2:58

The Puh-KAY-hæ ? That was the funniest bit.

"New Zealanders immigrating to Australia increase the average IQ of both countries." Rob Muldoon

@mama--rua

2 жыл бұрын

Good one Rob hahahahaha

@fredbyford8706

2 жыл бұрын

Old tongue in check statement for the media...in fact piggy Muldoon did put money into INFRASTURE..

@johansen4783

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@mikespearwood3914

2 жыл бұрын

The kiwis have to find some way to make themselves feel better about themselves!

@pyellard3013

2 жыл бұрын

Having lived in both... This is true...😂

The fact that your depiction of our trade was an avalanche of sheep is actually the most hilarious and true thing I have ever seen in my life. (or at least all my life that I can remember)

@wholiveswhere

2 жыл бұрын

And yet so close to the truth

The Bob Semple tank

Yeah, the _ocean_ in between the two was my first guess.