I love the portrait of Sir Francis Bacon

@Fluckor666

7 ай бұрын

Bacon is good also.

@skachor

7 ай бұрын

I once had some corn smoked sir Francis bacon. Phenomenal stuff.

@jiaan100

7 ай бұрын

aka Shakespeare

@CristiNeagu

7 ай бұрын

Maybe it's Sir Francis' Bacon?

@skachor

7 ай бұрын

@@CristiNeagu as long as it's not saint Francis, I think I can handle the karmic load.

A Canadian mining engineer (or some other mysterious but lucrative trade) that does tool reviews suddenly breaks out a story time spanning the Bible, Khabalah, Masonic history, Medieval History, French History, and tantric magiks... It's hockey season boys!

@David-xl8zf

7 ай бұрын

Could be a history teacher aswell and definitely not of the boring kind.

@zybyz

7 ай бұрын

Don’t forget the silent message at the end. The fire. He’s saying he’s one of the Philosphers of fire. An Initiate of the Flame.

@ChrisLoganToronto

7 ай бұрын

Calgary Flames? Not likely if he lives in B.C.@@zybyz

@DaddyBeanDaddyBean

7 ай бұрын

​@@zybyza pyromancer.

@rafaellastracom6411

7 ай бұрын

LOFL.... Took the words right out of my mouth.

i do like these talks around the fire. more please..

@arduinoversusevil2025

7 ай бұрын

Roger that.

@user-fh2fm7vr4m

7 ай бұрын

Also love these fire talks, always nice

@coasmechteranic

7 ай бұрын

Co-signing the above. Love this shit!

@coreyl1501

7 ай бұрын

​@@arduinoversusevil2025hell yea!

@thomasbunch8476

7 ай бұрын

More, more and more!

AvE is the most perspicacious combination of mechanics, linguistics, history, and humor. It's so nice to get an episode like this thank you

@fjack5143

7 ай бұрын

allll derivative. A tier above JRE mind you mwah

@lindboknifeandtool

13 күн бұрын

@@fjack5143yes derived from history and being well read.

So, it's bad luck to be superstitious?

@INORBET

7 ай бұрын

Maybe stoooperstishous 😂😂

@awakenotwoke2643

7 ай бұрын

😂

@chazcampos1258

7 ай бұрын

"When you believe in things That you don't understand, Then you suffer, Superstition aint the way" "Superstition", Stevie Wonder

@sh1nan1gan5

7 ай бұрын

Just be stitious. Only unlucky people are superstitious.

@orangejoe54

7 ай бұрын

We were taught it was Satanic growing up tbh

"Revenge is a dish best served cold." "Revenge is sweet." Therefore, revenge must be ice cream!

Making reservations for the Last Supper: "I'd like a table for 26, please." "But there are only 13 of you." "Yes, I know...but we all want to sit on the same side of the table."

@MongooseTacticool

7 ай бұрын

"Don't worry, we won't be coming back again."

There is more comprehensive information in this 25 minute video than all of my high school social studies classes. This makes so much sense and puts things into a perspective otherwise not undestood without knowing how it ties together. This is why this continues to be one of the better channels on KZread.

@harrywalker968

7 ай бұрын

your lied to from birth, groomed.. real history, our bigining, is hidden,, to keep you dumb, controled.. like a donkey & carrot.. for a start, watch viper tv sumerian tablets.. the facts by how to hunt.. praveen mohan.. brian foerster,paracus mummies.. for a few.. curious plus, & unchartedX. if we were all educated to our full extent, told the truth.. we would of conquared many stars by now.. but were held back.. slaves.. petrol cars, acid batteries. for 140 yrs.. that,,is bs..remember, all myths & legands came from real events, just distorted, . like a line of 100 people, tell the first a word, never gets to the end the same..

Uncle Bumble, ever thought of starting a cult? Wait just a sec……maybe you already have!

AvE These fireside chats are amazing. Makes me long to bring back oral traditions of yesteryear! It helps to have the message delivered in your trademark tongue-tangular fashion.

@imapolemicist2239

7 ай бұрын

You say oral traditions I hear the Dalai Lama getting his tongue sucked...

@gk6993

7 ай бұрын

True. I love how this guy combines language and humour. F@#king brilliant.

Always good to sit by the fire and listen to Uncle Bumblefork share knowledge of the world.

@ericatkinson7006

7 ай бұрын

Get the name right... It's Bumblefuck.

I'm a couple o beers too early to understand. I've got to pause and catch up..... I'm back... So, the video is really about why we dread Mondays.

@dissimulii

7 ай бұрын

i'm about as drunk as i should be on a wed-nes-day even-ing and... i dunno what's going on. the words are english, i understand them, i know what they mean individually, but the combinations are nonsensical.

Anyone else get that “stay a while and listen” vibe. Loved this very much

"Unfortunately it was a Monday" Maybe thats why the Saint Garfield of Jon hated Mondays so much?

@jackstrawjr2963

7 ай бұрын

And why the Boomtown Rats don't like Mondays.

And this is why I tune into this old fart, from machining to history and some life lessons on the side, with a healthy dash of humor, he's got it all.

@JohnDoe-zl6qw

7 ай бұрын

If approximately 38 or so is old.

Not many people can tell a story & incorporate the Chili Peppers, Bob Marley & Dalal Lama into it while building such an epic blaze!

Were those yellow jackets tasty? I got to try them a few years back when they moved into my Mt. Dew when I wasn't looking.

A masterpiece. This upload, and the one where you described modern monitary policy, are my favorites. Thank you.

I was always taught that Friday the 13th became unlucky due to Philip IV having every Templar arrested on 13th October 1307 which happens to be a Friday, I've visited the city where they were taken to, to be imprisoned, and dealt with as they saw fit. Interesting learning about the other historical influences that shaped the mystics of Friday the 13th being unlucky.

@CrudeBuster

7 ай бұрын

i've learned that from a disney comic book

I feel like Ave would be the best guest on JRE ever. I don't even care if they never show his face.

@tysony8785

7 ай бұрын

That would be an awesome interview

@davidhick4303

7 ай бұрын

He’s like Nelson, Tim Taylor’s neighbour behind the fence.

@davidhick4303

7 ай бұрын

But of course way better lol

@ianmurphy76

6 ай бұрын

Pity I can obly like this comment once.

Ahhh yes a story video. You know I love these. Hoping for a junkie Christmas again this year but something new is always cool.

I've just finished watching and I really can't overstate just how good this was!! 😮😮 When it comes to joining up historical dots, this is the best produced, funniest and most information packed 25 mins that I've ever seen 👏👏👏

I've been subbed for years and I'm still not tired of hearing you speak. Always entertaining and sets my mind at ease for some reason. Thank you for your hard work.

I absolutely love when you do content like this. You got a potty mouth, and my wife always rolls her eyes when I listen to you, but bro, I gotta say, well done, from one recovering catholic to another.

why did the Dodge Brothers switch from a hexagram to a pentagon, I wondered aloud to no-one in particular. the cat glared at me over her glasses for a moment and then returned to her typing.

There's something beautiful about a deep philosophical monolog as a background for setting some dead tree carcus on fire, thank you Mr. Ave for many years of enlightening content, a long time fan

@warped2875

7 ай бұрын

...not to mention the one minute and twenty seconds of silence at the end, for the viewer's deep, and quiet, reflection of Uncle Bumblefuck's thought provoking commentary.

@ted7x

7 ай бұрын

@warped2875 yup one of the best vijeos I have seen in a while, not sure why but this one was right on the money

I have watched every video since the kitchenaid teardown. KZread never notified me of this one

@MattyEngland

7 ай бұрын

Unsubscribed?

@colestowing8695

7 ай бұрын

did you unsub when he told you to and forgot to reclick the button?

@adrianzmajla4844

7 ай бұрын

​@@colestowing8695Were we supposed to resubscribe? I never got the memo from AvE.

Interesting thing about the Templars is that for quite a number of years after being founded and being in the Holy Land, their numbers were very low. I think there were just 10-12 of them. And in all that time there is no record of them protecting any pilgrims. After all, how could they, since the attackers numbered in the hundreds. And when they got an official charter from the Pope that made their existence official and set forth their goals and duties, that charter said nothing about protecting pilgrims. So what did the Templars do all those years? All we know is that wherever they did, it made them rich. And keep in mind, they recruited 0 new members before getting their charter, and only after that did they start recruiting and receiving wealth from their new members. It would appear that what they were actually doing was digging under Herod's temple, trying to get into Solomon's temple, and into the Holiest of Hollies, to find the treasure buried there. And it looks like they succeeded. The tunnel they used is still there, and Templar artefacts were found in it. What did they find? We don't know. Most likely sacred texts, like those found at the Dead Sea. There was probably treasure, which is how they became so important and powerful that they got a papal charter and everyone wanted to join them. And some say that at least the sacred texts they found, maybe even the Gospel of Jesus, are hidden under Roslyn chapel. Also, as another interesting possibility: the Turin shroud may actually be an image of Jacques de Molay, created as he was being tortured after being captured on that Friday the 13th. It certainly looks just like him. It's dated from that time period as well.

@milkywaykid3440

7 ай бұрын

The shroud of Turnin is evidence of the transmutation of the flesh, 4D or higher...in my humble opinion. A Christ engine, not for everyone but the greatest prise in the Universe, thus the hardest to attain.

@CristiNeagu

7 ай бұрын

@@milkywaykid3440 Well, it's been dated to late 13th, early 14th centuries, so not sure how that fits in with your theory...

@absolutjackal

7 ай бұрын

@@milkywaykid3440do you, huh, take a hit of something before writing that? Wow.

@elindquist5725

7 ай бұрын

​@@CristiNeagunot to pee in your cornflakes but, the carbon dating of 13th - 14th century is likely reading the fire it was rescued from during that time. Which contradicts the pollens examined from the shroud which not only show being from Judea... but also show a closer age of 30-40 AD. 🤔🤷‍♂️

@harmlesscreationsofthegree1248

7 ай бұрын

@@milkywaykid3440I thought the greatest prise in the universe was that Snap-On long handled one we’ve seen a few times now

Holy shit man, you never cease to amaze me. Quoting Hermes Trismegistus, and with a deep and wide knowledge of history and the occult (simply meaning 'hidden") I am blown away by your knowledge. A tip of my (non pointed) hat to you!

This man is an amazing biographer, and historian. This stuff could be its own channel. More please.

To borrow a phrase from Sinead O'Connor, I consider myself a recovering catholic. Thanks for the diatribe. Thumbs up.

Keep the history lessons coming! Your presentation was superb... History comes to life as dose your fire!

In the first three minutes, you reveal that youre way more wise to the world and how things *really* are than i previous gave ya credit for.

it's bad luck to be superstitious

I’m not superstitious, but I’m a little stitious

@absolutjackal

7 ай бұрын

Ministitious?

@j.6756

7 ай бұрын

Attostitious.... ???..... gesundheit....!!!

This video made me wistful for old conversations with old friends. Right down to the comfort of a fire. Thanks.

By far the most comprehensive tool disassembly, analysis, and review yet. As always, follow the money. True, dough is the root of all evil.

@fosunchuuk4511

6 ай бұрын

True; Dough! Just in time for something to be done about it!

@hughstan1

5 ай бұрын

Yeah Buddy, I see, and appreciate what you did there. Well done fellow tongue tumbler upside done be farked here into and fort with or without, as long as he’s farked into good 👍🏼

I think there's gotta be somethin to this whole Friday the 13th bad juju stuff, I happened to be born on a Friday the 13th and I kid you not every single time I've stubbed my toe, spilt my beer, or had a jimmy hat break on me happened AFTER I was born on that day absolutely no way its a coincidence

@colestowing8695

7 ай бұрын

😁

The algorithm fed me an ave vid sometime in 2012 and I've watched every video since. I love the variety of content. from a ghetto rock crusher and ball mills to these fireside chats. You Sir make the world a better place. Moly grease still banned or did you just get a grey couch?

This was exactly what I needed. Glad to see it is finally sitting by the fire time of year. Not only did I enjoy the fire, as always, I learned a ton as well. Thank you for the much needed therapy evening AvE!

Alright, it's not even Hallowed 'Een yet. I was not ready for such a tale. Probably because you've been putting out little more but shorts of you slaying boxes for a little while. Glad to see you're getting back in to the swing of things, and to hear your tongue-tangulations in my brain things for a change.

That was very informative, even for someone well versed in all things Templar. The timing of your presentation and the significance to current events is noted and greatly appreciated. Stay safe, Uncle.

On Oct. 13, 1307, King Philip IV of France arrested members of the Knights Templar and seized their treasury. The move ensured the downfall of the monastic order.

@Grunttamer

7 ай бұрын

Or did it?

@multishit6664

7 ай бұрын

ahh yes and then who started the French revolution?..and later they took seat in government lol. Order out of chaos.

@harpo5420

7 ай бұрын

​@@multishit6664ah yes, they just patiently waited 500 years, how cunning!

😮 you have touched my soul sir WOW outstanding narration and history.

thank you for expounding on this topic. These are my favourite types of videos of yours. I welcome more of them!

I really enjoy the sage wisdom videos. My favorite is the machining vidjeos with classical accompanyment

These are the only things worth watching on the Internet anymore

I procured a bewildering feeling of hope for humanity, hearing you lay this bag of snakes out straight for the goim. GOD bless ya sir, thank ya.

This is just so damn good! It would be cool to see a few more of these in the future.

I would love more of this when you have the time 💜🙃🔥

AVE you should get a contract for narration you are very well spoken. You have a golden voice !

Absolutely brilliant love your work things I didn't even know about you're an absolute legend mate

Not what I expected, and I'm very pleasantly surprised! Thanks AvE, made my Tuesday morning.

True story: I was born and raised Catholic but I gave it up for lent.

If the answer is a circular logic the problem lies within the question.

You sir are both a scholar and a gentleman. Thank you for this fantastic fireside history lesson.

Super cool man, History like you've never heard it. nicely sown together and very interesting stuff. Thanks!

God is a jealous god because we are inclined to make idols out of silver and gold.

@colestowing8695

7 ай бұрын

yea i didnt really agree with Ave's take on that part. (still trying to wrap my head around the rest so I'm not sure if i agree or disagree yet😂) (Edit) - ok i think i misunderstood what Ave was saying. After further thought, I think Ave might have been pointing out that god is saying that magi and the occult exist....i.e. if they didn't exist he wouldn't need to be jealous and warn us away from them? I'm not the brightest bulb so sometimes it takes me a while to work thru things

You should sell the fire scene hours at a time to the TV companies! Thanks for the good stuff!

I thoroughly enjoyed this, and hope there is more to come!

Good job AvE. Nice history lesson, and one that is much easier to understand than any I got at school.

But I only asked if you wanted coffee or tea............

@cmans79tr7

7 ай бұрын

@apoxx - 😂 Or: "Sir, this is a "Wendy's "

@i_am_board_games

7 ай бұрын

@@cmans79tr7 No. This is Patrick.

@lukefinlayson1867

7 ай бұрын

I don’t get it

Came for the tool reviews. Stayed for the fireside stories.

"occult magic demons and motorcycle repair". wait, i need a few mooseheads to go from here, your fireside chats are very soothing and informative.

I’ve watched you for 5 years, I revisit once a year for a month or so. Each time I come back I realise how much I’ve learnt and how much information you have to give.

Is Patreon the only community left other than the comments section? Cancelled mine a while ago apparently, but I was looking for a place to share this: Apparently having an AvE sticker makes you a part of a secret club. Landed at my home airport and saw a tool case with a sticker on it, and being a fellow member of the brotherhood of the traveling tool box, I had to come over and show him the same sticker I had on my laptop.

This made my day! Keep these coming please. Curious if you do it off the top of your head or you write it out first

And this is why you should have a dedicated channel for only historical information stories. That was a fun brief walk through history. Thanks.

Not sure how this fits in with your channel. But I really enjoyed it. I also hope you'll continue with these nuggets of history and the like. As someone with more than just an interest in occult knowledge, I welcome any and all information, no matter how and where it comes from. A sincere Thank You.

I was fully expecting you to end this with the phrase “…and that man, is me.”

I might like this even more than the tear down videos.

Another beautiful word salad good sir. Keep 'em coming, more ranch next time. Howdy from East TX. 🤠

Really enjoy these rambling talks!

I love your fireside chats. A nice break from the bumblefuckery of the KZread algorithm

@guatf1

7 ай бұрын

Much beter to hear a wise man speak, instead of seeing a bunch of stupid people with a mic in front of there faces in what they call a podcast

Nothin like having your soul sucked out through the trusty Right Thumb... I know it's wrong but I sure miss that ol' demon

Any time I see a fireside chat/ramble video, I instantly click. And I have never been disappointed. Keep up the good fight.

This was great! Please do more of these.

Wow! well done! As a student of the Templars that was a master class of History!

Im a mechanic and tradesmen and i love history and learning on all levels. Good on you my canadian brother. Cant wait for more talk by the open fire

Always a pleasure watching your videos

I have never trusted fish heads. Ever.

You are absolutely correct, and I implore you to listen to William Coopers Mystery Babylon series. He explains the exact same premise but with more info before and after they were killed. Love your content. Keep it up!!!

@matthewhiggins1574

7 ай бұрын

I listened to the first episode and a half of this hoping for new information. This sounds like pure meandering nonsense.. can you elaborate on what this man is talking about?

The last time we sat around the fire you told me. "Of corse it stinks in here, you took a shit in the corner." I really appreciate these story times.

Excellent. Boybyou surely had me absolutely enthralled. I was waiting for the final ooh yeah. Nope same historic story. You did it better than most. Years back. The Friday part is not as important as the lessons learned past. Good work. You rock.

All I really know for certain about Friday the 13th is that in the 4th grade, with no foreknowledge of this curse, I went to a roller skating party that my elementary school threw that evening. Friday the 13th. We stayed after school, threw on our rented skates, and I had a blast rolling and dancing to the music. That is, until I was unlucky enough to be skating past the most obese member of our entire pre-junior high student body. He was a 5th grader who weighed somewhere in the deuce, deuce and a half territory (freedom units). Some smart aleck decided to trip the poor boy right as I passed him. As he fell, his roller skate-clad foot thrust outward in such a way as to get tangled in my own roller skate-clad foot, and down we both went. When I landed, the rotund boy pile drove right into my chest with all of his momentous weight and rolled off the right side of my body towards the shoulder. With the wind knocked out of me, but otherwise not in pain, I collected myself and skated over to the sideline of the gymnasium to catch my breath. When I lifted my right arm to stop at the wall, I felt a thunderbolt of pain blast through my shoulder right at the joint. I have never felt pain of that level before or since, and I've broken several bones, including in my hands. After a few minutes of this throbbing pain, I began to cry from the weight of it. I cried for about 45 minutes waiting for my mother to come pick me up. Nobody called her to let her know I had been injured, because government employees, so she picked me up at the normally expected time. We lived only a few minutes from the school, so I know this is what happened. Given my state when she found me, she rushed me to the ER to have my shoulder x-rayed and have me examined by an expert. After the doctor initially checked me out and had me x-rayed, he had my mother leave the room, stood up on a stool, and pressed down on my supposedly fractured clavicle with all of his substantial weight. This was almost as painful as that initial shock of pain from the injury. I don't know what that nutjob was thinking, but looking back on it, it's the dumbest thing I think I've ever seen a doctor do. I'm not sure why he did that, but in retrospect, I'm not even sure my clavicle was broken in the first place, and it seems like he was trying to actually break it himself. He didn't succeed of course, because he gave up, and gave my mother a line about how my bone resembled a green sapling that can't be literally broken, only bent. FYI, I was never afforded any anesthetic. Regardless, a few days later, after I was in a sling and brace, forced to sleep upright to avoid re-injury of the shoulder, someone told me that the reason for my bad luck on that day was that it was Friday the 13th. I looked, and sure enough, that's the day it happened. That was my initiation into knowledge of that superstition. It's been a tough row to hoe since then avoiding belief in such nonsense, but this story is the truth, or at least as close as I'm honestly able to reproduce it after all these years.

@walkingcontradiction223

7 ай бұрын

That was a well turned story. Once I thought I stubbed my toe in the middle of the night as I was using my aunts' outhouses as a kid. Upon coming back inside to the light I noticed I'd shore my toenail off on my left big toe all the way back to the knuckle. It never grew back and I started getting an ingrown toenail on the other foot in my late 20's, well pop that guy went too (of my own painful volition this time) and my toes haven't been happier.

really enjoyed this btw

@arduinoversusevil2025

7 ай бұрын

me three! Thanks man.

Amazing job!!! Thanks for your time and work.❤

Would love to know your media for research in acquiring such knowledge and understanding of history. Is it books, friends at campfires, library, or tinternet? I'll suffer through a book, but it better have pictures :)

Maybe your best vigeo ever.

As someone who represents the newer generation, I show my greatest gratitude to yours truly. Not only I learn new things about how machines work, but also I get to learn about the world from a different perspective, from someone in the different corner of the world and different generation.

I do love your fire side chats

Yo, Shop Dad. I love you and I love your work. Gotta drop a line to show my appreciation for the extra effort on this one. Thank you kindly.

Story time is so educational and definitely keeps your attention!

Love it when Uncle Bumblefuck does his story telling :-)

Keeerist I always knew you were a shriner. Never thought I'd see such an avalanche of spilt beans. Keep it coming.

This is one of the most interesting oral presentations of the story I've heard. Good on ya dude.

History taught this way is so much better than what I heard in my classes!

Jesus is the only savior that said to his pals, "eat me." And they were not insulted. They still ain't. If *that's* not charisma, I don't know what is.

@adamelliott2302

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@transmitterguy478

7 ай бұрын

Oh Boy, we are all doomed.

I'm not above telling people I fully enjoy this fireside storytelling. Highly enjoyable, cheers!

Thank you for being a good man and making good content. Always enjoy your videos👍