Me in "Paranormal Activity" Night One: Door shuts on its own Night Two: Owner leaves house forever

@prakashkesadabahargeet3746

7 жыл бұрын

HEROSAM12 hahhahahahhahahhahahhaha 😂😂 same

@andreasamuel6460

7 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha😂😂😂

@thedude1973

7 жыл бұрын

HEROSAM12... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@rosefrance5685

7 жыл бұрын

HEROSAM12 truee

@Savage-vj4vo

7 жыл бұрын

HEROSAM12 true dat

killer: you're going to die me: yes pls. i failed most of my subjects this semester

@theminecraftgamerlol2206

8 жыл бұрын

lol

@mya1455

8 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@cadanceharmony1316

8 жыл бұрын

Literally me 😂😂

@potaytophile

8 жыл бұрын

That made me laughed out loud XDXDXD

@cakecup8286

8 жыл бұрын

XD

Killer:"you're gonna die in 7 days.." Me: *the seven incomplete projects, three tests, exam dates flashes in my mind* uh...could you pre-pond it?

@kingdr1p545

5 жыл бұрын

Me: How bout tommorow morning

@_an_infinite_universe_2819

4 жыл бұрын

You need more likes

@maritavalencia6889

4 жыл бұрын

666 likes

@cinnamonplays171

4 жыл бұрын

Me: wanna come over in an hour

@Eatanaloguehorror

4 жыл бұрын

Me: how about now :/

Alone at night and your mind is like, "You know what we haven't thought about in a while? Demons."

@rainbowpsycho2691

5 жыл бұрын

Ali Owen yup

@rainbowpsycho2691

5 жыл бұрын

And all the creatures dat come out at night

@amitypuff

5 жыл бұрын

my life in a nutshell

@dagoosetm3299

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@Starry_Tones

4 жыл бұрын

333 likes someone change that *likes* Now I just gotta wait for 599 more ppl to like😈

lol i heard glass break in my house downstairs and i jump out the window. i didn't investigate and turns out it was a light bulb.

@astrowiz3544

8 жыл бұрын

Omg haha that's true ninja parkour

@shivikagulatii

8 жыл бұрын

+Tyler Thomas Omg haha lol , i would do the same

@pokexchespin012302

8 жыл бұрын

Once, my glass shower door mysteriously shattered and I was scared shitless

@cristhianwashere1033

8 жыл бұрын

I got an unknown phone call and I was like NOPE turns out it was my sis in a random phone.

@DylanTheDuck18

8 жыл бұрын

Once I was ate my friends house because they live right next door and my mom aloud me to but someone called and when my friend answered and all you could here was ringing and it happened 3 more times that same day and me and my friend freaked out because that day we thought we where being watched.

I'd be that person who dies at the end but comes back in the sequel

@keepcalmandlovejaiden1459

7 жыл бұрын

llJadiey Bearll like Randy in Scream.

@peako9184

7 жыл бұрын

llJadiey Bearll. I would probably be the first one to die😂

@tamarasantoyo8743

7 жыл бұрын

KeepCalmAndLoveJaiden

@bvbylana3341

7 жыл бұрын

llJadiey Bearll I'd be the person who dies within 7 seconds of the movie

@JozelleBanks

7 жыл бұрын

llJadiey Bearll

Killer: *Calls my phone* Me: *Doesn't respond because I'm sleeping with my phone on silent*

@naishmika5491

5 жыл бұрын

LIF - Art that's me!! unless he texts me

@trindog5843

3 жыл бұрын

I know my phone lives on silent

@xxweirdofromspacexx1119

2 жыл бұрын

Same, my phone is never off silent.

Killer: You have 7 days to die Me: To talk to a costumer please press 1

@holly2786

5 жыл бұрын

Omg, yeah XD

@tylers6832

4 жыл бұрын

Beep

@i_dont_know_who_i_am_93

4 жыл бұрын

*phone beeps*

@gamingmoon4265

4 жыл бұрын

Killer: *presses 1*

@muscabburhan948

4 жыл бұрын

Same

HORROR MOVIE BY ME Killer over phone: 7 Days.. Me: Mcdonalds? Didnt I call pizza hut? Killer: You're gonna die... Me: Since you're here can I have a double cheeseburger and a tall coke? Killer: I said you're going to die. Me: No. No fries. Killer: Goddamit.

@quintusmay3244

9 жыл бұрын

Yup. Let's just sip coke while watching the killer being confused

@hnyx8458

9 жыл бұрын

Gillean Woo lol

@teracraft2629

9 жыл бұрын

You succeeded in life

@bennyworm1815

9 жыл бұрын

Gillean Woo u gon' survive...XD

@paulhampton6408

9 жыл бұрын

Gillean Woo she got a girly pretty voice and she be thinking she got a Manly voice i just think it was so funny! and for some reason it didn't let me post a comment so i had to share this with some one... so sorry mam for using ur post as a comment, take care.

*stairs creak* Me: What would sam and dean do..

@DarcieJo

7 жыл бұрын

I agree

@Peanutcutie-uk1wy

7 жыл бұрын

MyNameIsElanor True

@PraniniUrMommi

7 жыл бұрын

MyNameIsElanor ya same who are Sam and dean

@arianagalaz6742

7 жыл бұрын

MyNameIsElanor Sam and dean would kill that person or go investigate and find out and actually not die

@jenreii

7 жыл бұрын

Ariana Galaz or they would die for at least a season

Killer: you have 7 days to live Me: until my period starts so..yeah

@leenalsayed997

4 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂

@jilllandry4267

4 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@anthonymontalvojr.7250

4 жыл бұрын

That would be 7 days for us guys to live

@howaboutno8769

4 жыл бұрын

And they REALLY don’t want to be there for that

@anthonymontalvojr.7250

4 жыл бұрын

If there is a lady in this chat that would like to argue against what I have said, speak now or forever hold your peace.

if i were in a horror movie: *hears noise* *moves to mexico after burning house down*

@senakim7823

2 жыл бұрын

I'm Monaco cause I mean why not

killer: seven days me: hello is this the game company and what YOU ARE RELEASING THE GAME IN 7 DAYS killer: seven days until i kill you me: cant you come up with another title for the game

@loocie4636

7 жыл бұрын

iTz MoSeS Ahahhahaha

@thecrimsonwolf2456

7 жыл бұрын

iTz MoSeS stuped Bethesda

Killer- Hello Me- CHANG WU CHINA RESTURANT HOW MAY I HELP YOU Killer- What Me-YOU WANT $10.50 CHICKEN SPEACIAL Killer-Sorry wrong number Me-Ok please come again Me hahahahhahah

@777_yngji6

6 жыл бұрын

Ally Jera 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌😂😂

@daisymayorga1632

6 жыл бұрын

Ally Jera good idea

@belindabernard-robinson7738

6 жыл бұрын

Ally Jera 😂😂😂

@potatochip9555

6 жыл бұрын

Ally Jera "CHANG WU" Had me rollin 😂😂😂

@himadribhowmik5830

6 жыл бұрын

Ally Jera 😂😂😂😂

Killer: *calls me* Me: *answers* Killer: you’re gonna- Me: you have the wrong number Killer: wha- why are you assuming I got the wrong number? Me: because nobody calls me.

@alissasainthilaire9280

4 жыл бұрын

Poteto Chip damn that's tuff

@raquelsaucedo5147

4 жыл бұрын

same

@theofficial.gon.freecss785

4 жыл бұрын

Relatable

@thisismyalt4150

3 жыл бұрын

that's rough buddy

@Giniro_No_Suisei

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly.

*Home alone downstairs with my brothers and they're upstairs* Me: Hears noise *runs for my life upstairs*

@8888BALL

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ashkelsy8950

4 жыл бұрын

Have you ever heard that quote thing about when you’re out hiking with your friend and you meet a bear, you don’t have to outrun the bear, you just have to outrun your friend?

@zoyenkakc111

4 жыл бұрын

@@ashkelsy8950 yup I have heard it

@Celestiiix

4 жыл бұрын

Kyia Kelsy IM WHEEZING-

I don't get why I've never seen anyone in a horror movie kick the murderer in the balls...its effective😂

@seekme

9 жыл бұрын

Kristin Marjorie omfg ikr

@kristinmarjorie8635

9 жыл бұрын

Princess101tru you could also kick female murderers there, it still hurts lol

@Princess101tru

9 жыл бұрын

Well there is a low chance that you will hit our little man in the rowing boat, because you know, we have a shield protecting us.

@Princess101tru

9 жыл бұрын

Unless the girl is a body builder and has some major pectorals then your dead.

@elastic_hearted_gam3r510

9 жыл бұрын

trolololololol

*stairs creak pulls out wand "avada kedavra "

@hermionegranger3922

7 жыл бұрын

Mackenzie Richards YAZZZZ

@tinapham1254

7 жыл бұрын

Yaws 🤓🤓

@hijabiart8653

7 жыл бұрын

Mackenzie Richards how dare you use an unforgivable curse!!!!

@kindlygourd

7 жыл бұрын

Mackenzie Richards YES!!! I'd probably just apparate to the ministry. Then find out it was my cat. Next day same thing but I'm with my cat at the time, apparates. Finds out it was my other cat. Next day both cats are with me: "If somebody's there go away! Im watching Wonderwomen!" Next second: creepy guy slides next to me on my bed "ohh.... which one? Oh I love this one!"

@lulupineapple7045

7 жыл бұрын

OMG YES! I would pull out my wand and started yelling random spells down the stairs.

Killer- you're going to die in 7 days Me - 2 Killer- what? Me- fine. 3. But that's my final offer Killer- ...

@subscribefornoreasonxx8569

5 жыл бұрын

Lol what 😂💀

@agereartist3763

5 жыл бұрын

So true

@agereartist3763

5 жыл бұрын

I would do that to if my mom was mad at me

@agereartist3763

5 жыл бұрын

Mom if you are reading this Cassie stole my phone again

@vxliant_xp

5 жыл бұрын

@@agereartist3763 😂😂

Me:HeLlO Killer: seven days... Me:umm no speka english Killer:oh.. Um do you need Google translate Me:Poodle translate Killer: NO Google Me:poodle Killer:GoOgLe!!! Me:Oh oh yesss ramen noodle Killer:you know what by Me:.....😏

@sub2cmin2getchaplays7

5 жыл бұрын

Bella Omg..this one is the best one I've seen so far

@alexanixarmariona7301

5 жыл бұрын

Yup best one so far !

@reaganjean1923

5 жыл бұрын

Omg. This is just HILARIOUS!

@howaboutno8769

4 жыл бұрын

Me: ME NO SPEAK AMERICANO

@fbiopenup5345

4 жыл бұрын

NO you mean Gulu Gulu 😂😂😂😂

Me: *Driving in car* *clown pops up and stares creepily* Me: *runs over clown, puts in reverse, runs over clown, repeats this 20 times.* April 13th, 2017: OMG 2k LIKES HOW

@aliceweir3957

7 жыл бұрын

Mrs. Q Lmaooooo Same here

@junkenoshima833

7 жыл бұрын

Ruby is this you? Hitch I wanted stay in school!

@nikster805

7 жыл бұрын

Mrs. Q me

@kjlucky7513

7 жыл бұрын

Mrs. Q me af and i am freakin 10! i don't even have a car!

@britbooflores2954

7 жыл бұрын

Mrs. Q omg😂😂

Killer calls me Killer: I can see you Me: Oooohhhh, do I look good?

@King-or6ll

7 жыл бұрын

Alexa Life XD

@deannaornelas4558

7 жыл бұрын

Alexa Life LOL XD

@SweetpeaSweet_pea

7 жыл бұрын

Alexa Life so true xD

@williammaniatis1917

7 жыл бұрын

Texas Chainsaw massacre Gyg (grab your gun)

@marieschannel7748

6 жыл бұрын

Alexa Life lol

Lilly Singh: What's Your Fav Horror Movie Me: Going To School Every Day

Killer: I a-- Me: Not intrested. *hangs up* Me: hears creepy noise downstairs Me: goes down Killer: jumps out of the dark Killer: Creepy laughter Me: laughs more creepy and starts to do the boneless (its a dance) and runs towards him Killer: Comes to the shower with a knife and opens the cuirtain. Me: Dude wtf Me: throws al my shampoo and body wash botles at him.

@cooljzw_2695

4 жыл бұрын

YIKES

@howaboutno8769

4 жыл бұрын

Ten second was the best LMFAO

@akanechan8594

4 жыл бұрын

RESPECTS YOU*

@scarlettjersey307

4 жыл бұрын

Spray his eyes

@mystix1979

3 жыл бұрын

U know we got enough conditioner to squeeze on the floor and the killer gonna effin break his bones

How to not die in a horror movie: BE THE MAIN CHARACTER

@invincibleTiger9954

7 жыл бұрын

Yandere Chan You say that now, until you watch Wrong Turn 4 and 5, they all die.

@jonijontilano7271

7 жыл бұрын

Mika TheBlackWolf spoiler! 😣😂

@inaheiland2744

7 жыл бұрын

+Yandere Chan In a horror movie you would be the killer! I'm gonna steal senpai btw :3

@ddthemage3861

6 жыл бұрын

That doesn't always help because I've seen the main characters die in horror movies

@invincibleTiger9954

6 жыл бұрын

Yandere Chan Dead silence they alldie as well

me in a horror movie killer comes to kill me, killer takes one look at my face, killer hands me the knife "Dude they must have got the casting wrong"

@shipseptiplieranddowntohel5755

6 жыл бұрын

Abdullah Al Naim aww damn. That's messed up. Don't say that about yourself

@kylen1045

6 жыл бұрын

Abdullah Al Naim that's my life

@katlife8630

6 жыл бұрын

Same

@BamboosFaith

6 жыл бұрын

MY LIFE THO

@puppylove8470

6 жыл бұрын

Same

*gets phone call* :person: Seven days....... :me: OH YOU REMEMBERED MY BIRTHDAY!! *get phone call* :person: Seven days...................... :character: H-h-he-hh-helloooo?

*gets phone call* *Picks up* Killer: I see you. Me: ... Killer: ... Me: ... Killer: ... Me: Do I look good?

@rainbowpsycho2691

5 жыл бұрын

You copied czy

@shreya-ut6yt

5 жыл бұрын

Bangmadness xv lolll

@anijim02

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@seraben7100

5 жыл бұрын

This is Jin. ...

@kadinebrown2396

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Me: **hears noise** Killer: **opens front door** Where are you? Me: **sings Melanie Martinez songs and acts like poppy** Killer: HES FRICKIN POSSESSED!!!

@ticcitoaster3208

7 жыл бұрын

Macy TheBunny xD

@acespage

7 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@asiya1804

7 жыл бұрын

Macy TheBunny LMAOOOO😂😂

@phyllispabon3897

7 жыл бұрын

Macy TheBunny lol😂😂😂😂😂

@maksim_tak

7 жыл бұрын

SATAN AND THE ILLUMINATI HAD A BABY

person: is anyone there? killer: yeah I'm in the kitchen wanna sandwich

@afan9297

7 жыл бұрын

flamelily dragonet lol

@Ashley-zk9iu

7 жыл бұрын

flamelily dragonet that's the kinda killer i would want in my horror movie 😂

@chantellesariman5921

7 жыл бұрын

flamelily dragonet A classic

@jbiohjknkjb7670

7 жыл бұрын

Channy KMS don't get the point

@chantellesariman5921

7 жыл бұрын

Jbiohjk Nkjb It's said a lot/its an old one so it's kind of a classic

with me 2 ways this could go... killer calls me: im playing a game (denies call) or... killer: you have 7 days me: thanks for reminding me i have to throw that bread out killer: in 7 days- me: i know i have a test killer: no ok in 7 days- me: its your birthday killer:no 7- me: oh its my birthday killer: no in 7- me: OH I GOT IT MY AMAZON PACKAGE ARRIVES! killer: thats along time you should've gone with prime me: i know but prime wasn't available killer: oh what you buy me: this new film set killer: your into film Me: yea- (mom calls) me: i gotta go talk to you later bye killer: bye (hangs up the phone)

@devanshvajpeyee8440

3 жыл бұрын

Damn this is hilarious 😂

@vaishnavinrao7231

3 жыл бұрын

This needs mire LIKES😥

@devanshvajpeyee8440

3 жыл бұрын

@@vaishnavinrao7231 heck yeah

Killer calls: Me: *picks up and doesn't say anything, thinking that it's a spam call and puts the phone back down* Also me: okay, that should be good.

Why I Would Never Die in a Horror Movie: I'm not famous enough to get in one.

@laceysims921

7 жыл бұрын

BigMushroom Top PREACH IT!!!!

@aussiejazzi4939

7 жыл бұрын

BigMushroom Top omg so same

@kxtie_0636

7 жыл бұрын

why I would never die in a horror movie I am the horror if i just woke up😱 If not I'm dead 💀

@bookworm516

7 жыл бұрын

Why I Wouldn't Die In A Horror Movie: I have salt.

@Kyra-gg5gs

7 жыл бұрын

Bookworm I have a frying pan...

"They didn't just hit puberty, puberty hit them, with a bat."😂😂😂

Who else looked behind them when she said "you are not aware of your surroundings"

*KILLER*: You got 7 days to live *ME*: Oh, I was gonna tell you the same thing. *7 DaYs LaTeR* *KILLER*: 'Opens door to see me with a pan at the other side's *ME*: Let's do this the old fashion way! *KILLER*: 'Runs away'

@Giniro_No_Suisei

3 жыл бұрын

Why did I read Seven days later with the narrator's voice from SpongeBob?

@Ashden_Lynnwood

3 жыл бұрын

@@Giniro_No_Suisei same bruh XD ahahahah

@senakim7823

2 жыл бұрын

No let's do this the Rapunzel way

I love all these killer x person scenario comments 😂

@moss6670

6 жыл бұрын

scrolling down laughing

@potatojesus2565

6 жыл бұрын

Me too

" they didn't hit puberty, puberty hit them " *Died laughing*

@JorgeGarcia-ql7nb

6 жыл бұрын

With a bat

@paigec7113

6 жыл бұрын

R.I.P I’ll tell the family

@strawberrycow2341

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@luxy828

5 жыл бұрын

Daenerys Stormborn LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

@apcotypingservices9307

5 жыл бұрын

I feel sooooooooooooooo sad fo r you you died jk/ just kidding

girl in movie: *home alone* ~hears noise~ 'thinks' probably just the cat or dog WE DONT HAVE me: seriously im already used to it you know she dead

*Hears glass shattering* Me:*calls mom crying* Killer:MY LEGGGG Me:*goes downstairs and stares at the killer on the floor* Killer:Help me

@Marie-rq2gp

4 жыл бұрын

😂😆

@Sharmz1

4 жыл бұрын

Lol this is me robbing a house

@animefreaknalu4497

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

If there was a killer in my room,I would become an angry Latina😂😂

@3p952

7 жыл бұрын

montaralaramsp :3 yes yes yes yes nothing is scarier than an angry Latina

@arisonline

7 жыл бұрын

omg yes i am the only latina at school and i am tested 4 being an angry latina

@woke6878

7 жыл бұрын

montaralaramsp :3 SAAAAAME! plus, I'm a latina so😂

@anns8802

7 жыл бұрын

montaralaramsp :3 I would join them

@val8869

7 жыл бұрын

montaralaramsp :3 I am always an angry Latina.

Killer: Hello Me: It's me... I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet... Killer: I'm outside Me: Hello from the outsiiiiiiiiidddeee!!!!! At least I can call the cops this tiiiiimmmme!!! to tell them theirs a creeper talking to me!!!!

@KaylaRosekaylaschannel

8 жыл бұрын

Now the world hello will never be the same.... Thanks Adele

@angelbarnes9015

8 жыл бұрын

WHAHAHAHA

@lydiaw1359

8 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂genius

@leannerodriguez1484

8 жыл бұрын

+Kayla Rose (Foreverkayla08) LOLLLLL IM DONE ~Nya!

@KaylaRosekaylaschannel

8 жыл бұрын

You are all very welcome *bows*

"You didn't hit puberty. Puberty hit you. With a bat." I can relate to this on a spiritual level.

Killer: *calls* Me: *picks up* Killer: I'm going to kill you in 5 days. Me: Hello sir, thank you for calling McDonald's what would you like today? Killer: Oh um. Isn't this Gaby? Me: No sir this is McDonalds what would you like? Killer: You do delivery now? Me: Yes. Killer: ....A double mc cheese burger pls. Me: We'll have it ready just come and pay for it. Killer: YAY! Me: *hangs up* Ha. Sucker.

@tonikalesean

5 жыл бұрын

Lolz

@boohoo__imneww

5 жыл бұрын

XD

@theeuzu6918

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@agereartist3763

5 жыл бұрын

That is perfect

@user-tq6tm5gt2r

5 жыл бұрын

Now the killer has been fooled 😂

Lilly would never die in a Horror movie... unless there was a spider there. She would die.

@bunidoll1549

6 жыл бұрын

yasss

@matigrace2597

6 жыл бұрын

Desi C. 😂😂😂 lol.

*Killer at the window watching me while calling me on the phone* Killer: I can see you Me: *Looks around* Me: Me: Do I look good?

@ayasaid4209

7 жыл бұрын

Sup Homie Lol

@awqs34

7 жыл бұрын

Sup Homie 😂😂😂😂 I just laughed so hard

@achillesp4925

7 жыл бұрын

Sup Homie LOL

@kaitlynwratchford6072

7 жыл бұрын

Sup Homie lol😂😂😂

@yummyempanadas7440

7 жыл бұрын

made my day

Killer: You have 7 days to live. Me: The chemicals McDonald’s put in their fries to peel them is enough to kill me so why waste your time? Killer: (hangs up)

@arcot7380

3 жыл бұрын

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*unknown caller* Me: Hello? Killer: you have 7 days to live. Me: THANK GOD. YO, CAN YOU COME NOW PLEASE? Killer: Me; Killer: do you need a hug. *stands at door with a teddy bear and ice cream* *we watch The Notebook and eat the ice cream*

@thearabellashow3555

5 жыл бұрын

😆 Then he kills u

@hhuffypuffy

5 жыл бұрын

Aww, that’s kinda sweet. I would feel bad about ducking into the bathroom and calling the police. :p

@thearabellashow3555

5 жыл бұрын

@@Liz-ps1qe lol I know right

@monkpo2672

5 жыл бұрын

Ha, me

@ricardoseyffert2127

5 жыл бұрын

Nice killer😊

killer: im gonna kill u me: hangs up, already on airplane, change my name even my face, nope aint nobody got time to be killed

@Sarpanchh

8 жыл бұрын

Lol same

@someperson7287

8 жыл бұрын

ain't nobody got time for that!

@NicosKohai

8 жыл бұрын

xD

@danlovespigs4630

8 жыл бұрын

hi

@emi6193

8 жыл бұрын

Me: U got the wrong number *hangs up* GO'S STRAIGHT TO CANADA.

Why a Mexican mother would never die in a horror movie Killer: *sneaks up on her with a knife when suddenly-* Mom: *slaps killer in the face with a chancla* YOU DON'T PAY THE BILLS TO BE ACTIN UP

@ailinchiang2093

7 жыл бұрын

Lexi 'Babydoll' Barrow what would happen

@zombiesinc.7040

7 жыл бұрын

Lexi 'Babydoll' Barrow I would get all my filp folps and slap the killer

@spicymarbles5834

7 жыл бұрын

True XD

@audreyorlopp5603

7 жыл бұрын

Lexi 'Babydoll' Barrow ok everyone be honest you read that in Superwomens boice

@raindropdroptop9530

7 жыл бұрын

Lexi 'Babydoll' Barrow lol best comment ever😂

Me:*Gets a call* Killer:Your gonna die in 3 days Me:Like you can kill me, I am a psychopath and I think of dark stuff and sometimes goes insane Mom:Who’s that Killer:... Me:They said they’re gonna kill me Mom:*Grabs phone*CÁLLATE ANTES DE QUE TE ABOFETEO CON MI CHANKLA Killer:GOTTA GO IM OUT

@vanessascrap9996

5 жыл бұрын

Lol true

@thearabellashow3555

5 жыл бұрын

Can u translate that pls?

@ricadeocampzz2208

5 жыл бұрын

How the heck did i understand what yo Mom is saying 😂

@ariram407

5 жыл бұрын

I understood chankla so.. Killer better run

@amuletplayz5208

5 жыл бұрын

@@AAAJWH im arabic its correct ^^

Not original but I love those comments that go Killer: “seven days” Me: “make it five” Killer: “four” Me: “three, take it or leave it.” 🧽 ⭐️

how to not die in a horror movie. #1. Be the main character

@GorillaGripElbows

7 жыл бұрын

Harrison Post #2 Be the killer

@roseyblack18

6 жыл бұрын

Harrison Post I'd be the one who would be *HELPING* the KILLER

@9n793

6 жыл бұрын

3. Run tf

@Jana-kc8wi

6 жыл бұрын

No but the girl in the third rings movie became samara and that is really horrible and she was the main protagonist

@selena4340

6 жыл бұрын

Harrison Post Or you can just be the extra. Like a dog or somethin

what i hate in some movies is that when poeple stand still when danger is coming to them and run when its right in front of them 😝😕

@King-or6ll

7 жыл бұрын

chrissiee You get stuck in fear (its real)

@jonilotter

6 жыл бұрын

chrissiee Yeah like on Scooby-Doo they stand there for 5 fuckin hours and when it's right beside them and then run..

@mageofmagic870

6 жыл бұрын

Exactly! People in horror movies have the worst reaction times EVER! And they somehow have the ability to trip over thin air.

@nwsa_hay7228

6 жыл бұрын

chrissiee I know right

@mahimajahan6

6 жыл бұрын

chrissiee OMG i watched a movie and the main boy didnt move (cos a tree nearly fell on him)his dad told him to move but he didnt and it fell on his dad. he was dead. Boys fault. Well done👏👏.

Y Latina grandmas r never in horror movies Killer:7 days Her: y harora! *beats killer with shoe or yeets away*

@nino2190

5 жыл бұрын

XDD

@user-cn6xh4bi6d

4 жыл бұрын

yEetT

Killer: Hello~~ Me: *FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIDE* Killer:... uhm so, you have 7 days to live Me: WAIT WHAT?! ARE YOU GOD OR SOMETHING?! Killer: No! Wait what, I'm a killer. Me: Oh wow, thank you then. I'll be seeing you in 7 days. Bring extra money and clothes. ~●~●~●~ (7 days later) Killer: * calls me * I can see you through your window Me: Uhm... by the way, I can see you too. Get in. It's cold outside. Killer: Uhm... are you sure. Me: Yeah, I have Netflix and WiFi. I have some cold beer and snacks too. Killer: * gets inside the house * * watches Netflix with me * ~●~●~●~ Mom: * calls * Killer: * picks up * sorry, the old [insert real name here] can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, cause she's dead. Mom: * keeps screaming profanities * Killer: * hangs up * Me: * high fives killer * Dãmn Bob, you don't know how long I've been waiting to do that * continues on packing * Well, we need to go now. My parents are going to kill us. ○~○~○~○ And people, this is how I befriended a killer named Bob. Netflix and WiFi solves everything

@cooljzw_2695

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@kimeunah2577

4 жыл бұрын

I LOVE THIS HAHAHAHAHA UNDERRATED AF

@ssarodriguez923

4 жыл бұрын

I’m screenshooting this 😂

@user-cn6xh4bi6d

4 жыл бұрын

Ssssssssss is all I said to this 😅

@gachalyssa3158

4 жыл бұрын

Can u continue this story? XD I think I see a spark between u and bob 😏

Me : *in bedroom playing Melanie Martinez* *noise downstairs* Me : *switches off Music slowly* *noise gets louder, coming up the stairs* Me : *opens window, jumps out, lands in my neighbours backyard, knock on the door, and stay there while calls the police* *killer still in the house* *police comes and killer is arrested* Me : Well that was easy.

@lydi7365

7 жыл бұрын

ayeee another CryBaby, I love Melanie martinez💖

@briannag5801

7 жыл бұрын

OMG ME TOO MELANIE MARTINEZ FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!

@awqs34

7 жыл бұрын

Emoji Marshmallows I'm lucky that my neighbor is my uncle😂

@shirazens

7 жыл бұрын

Emoji Marshmallows you sure it wasn't the ice cream man (the wolf)

@MoonyCookie

7 жыл бұрын

Emoji Marshmallows lol

This is what I would do Killer: you have 7 days Me:... Killer: hello Me:IS MY DELIVERY GETTING HELD BACK! KILLER: WAIT.. WHAT. NO!? ME: BISH I BOUGHT SOME NEW CLOTHES AND ITS GETTING HELD BACK FOR 7 MORE DAYS I HAVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THESE CLOTHES! KILLER:... Me:*fake crying* why! Killer:... *hangs up* Me*stops fake crying*works every time😂😂😂

@marceloricarte6896

7 жыл бұрын

Lmaooooo

@rosinglovely6014

7 жыл бұрын

Nayeli yeli lol

@haileygriffin5487

7 жыл бұрын

Works Everytime? Bish where do u live😂

@min.4044

7 жыл бұрын

Worked every time? So it actually happened?

@norelyaleman2910

7 жыл бұрын

_ _ ° ° 3

_Unknown number_ Me: Hello? Killer: You will Die in 7 days..... Me: GOD?! killer: Get ready to- Me: JESUS!? IS THAT YOU? killer: what Me: I WILL GO TO HEAVEN RITE? Killer: *-hangs up* Me:GOD!? U DERE??

@yosi4722

5 жыл бұрын

"GOD?! YOU DERE?!"😂😂

@subscribefornoreasonxx8569

5 жыл бұрын

I cannot😂😂💀💀

@kashmirasavant9875

5 жыл бұрын

BTS JIMIN LOVE hahaha

@onaldineoriol649

5 жыл бұрын

Jimin

@booperdooper9762

5 жыл бұрын

Yandere..

*gets unknown call* *me:* -declines-

This is what would happen to me killer walks into my room I wake up and get out of bed killer runs out of the house because he saw me in the morning

@zombiesinc.7040

7 жыл бұрын

snazy nazy ikr

@kaharagaming6332

7 жыл бұрын

😂😂Same here

@Katie-uz4mf

7 жыл бұрын

XD that's me lol

@melissamoussa5596

7 жыл бұрын

snazy nazy hahaha sammmee

@ferd5953

7 жыл бұрын

Lol @YEP @Same

Killer with gun to my head: any last words? Me: yeah, thank you

since everyone else is doing it Killer: sEvEN dAysss Me: wrong number Killer: um.. isn't this Tigrezz? Me: no, this is patrick Also, no fav horror film cuz they're all clichés

Killer calls I answer Me: Yeah?Who's at the phone? Killer:7 days Me:Mom??? Is that you???? Ooooo you are at the shop and you ask me if I want 7Days(croissant) . Well yeah sure! Killer:WHAT??? Me:thanks mum! Bye love you!!! Killer:w-wait what?!?!?! End call

@Ashden_Lynnwood

3 жыл бұрын

bruuuhhh I used to loove 7Days I was raised on those XD

Killer;* breaks down the door * Me: That is MAHOGANY

@Lovelier792

6 жыл бұрын

A7X FoREVer what up hunger games reference

@watercolor1040

6 жыл бұрын

Hunger Games reference yeahhhhhhhhhh

@lexiguice5662

6 жыл бұрын

Yessss

Killer walks down hallways ME:GRABS GUN KILLER: OPENS DOOR ME: YA BI*CH I HAVE A GUN! GET THE F OUT!

@spicymarbles5834

7 жыл бұрын

XD

@dmvmeu7140

7 жыл бұрын

Gravity Universe My two fav fandoms in one name

@spicymarbles5834

7 жыл бұрын

Same :D

@goodintentionsiii

7 жыл бұрын

BECAUSE IN TEXAS..... ( I live in Texas and I realize how true this is I'm a Californian but I've lived it Texas for 9 years)

@shego3940

7 жыл бұрын

Dats what my mom would do like 4real

When I’m home alone and I hear a strange noise I grab a weapon before going to investigate

Killer: 7 days Me: Why so long, can't it be tomorrow?

(Gets unknown call from stranger) Me: (Declines)

@Lumaspod

5 жыл бұрын

MEEEEE!!!!

@aja0730

5 жыл бұрын

derpy artist same

@what.a.doozie

5 жыл бұрын

Sameeee

@alysiamoore6782

5 жыл бұрын

No, I'll answer and the killer will be like, "You have seven-" And I would cut them off saying, "This is not Stranger Things, I do not have Seven. Maybe you do. Okay, good day, now. Bye." And then I would block him...

@ahm.774

5 жыл бұрын

Lol saaammmeeeeeeeeee

Hears a noise downstairs... ⓞⓡⓓⓔⓡⓢ ⓟⓘⓩⓩⓐ

@parryonetwo

6 жыл бұрын

How do you do circle writing

@julyanaz13

6 жыл бұрын

CelestialMoon 1 ⓘ ⓦⓞⓤⓛⓓ ⓞⓡⓓⓔⓡ PIZZΔ ΔΠD STΔRΒUCҜS (ⒶⓃⒹ ⓌⒶⓉⒸⒽ NETFLIX)

This is what would happen if a killer called me and said”I seeeeee you...” “Do I look good?”

Killer: You're dieing in 7 days Me: How? Killer: *hangs up* Me: *books plane ticket to the UK*

@symphonymear6565

4 жыл бұрын

dying*

All the tables fly- Movie: Oh you know it's just the wind... Noises come from upstairs- Movie: Maybe just the dog.. My dead friend in the window Movie: Jessica stop trying to scare me! Me: MAN TAKE A HINT UR GETTING HAUNTED BY A MURDER!! Next thing u know, they all die Me: That's what they get I don't feel bad😒😒

@taylorallison2679

7 жыл бұрын

"Yeah, that dog that I don't own."

@funlifepathcupcake8214

7 жыл бұрын

Elianna Garcia OMG ME HOW I REACT LIKE BRH ALL DIS WEIRD S$&$ HAPPING AND OH ITS FINE ITS JUST A JOKE WTF

@SharanyaDinesh

6 жыл бұрын

Pastel Popsicle I

I would be too terrified in a horror movie too survive, so, I would lie down and pretend I was dead😂

@-AKI-47

7 жыл бұрын

Padfoot 934 im so glad in not the only one 😂😂😂

@michelletorres4066

6 жыл бұрын

Padfoot 934 OMG LMAO😂😂😂😂😂

@kuuwarix3758

6 жыл бұрын

Padfoot 934 same but what if the killer decides to stab you a couple times just to make sure you're really dead?

@killuman637

6 жыл бұрын

Padfoot 934 XDDDD

@lollylol9832

6 жыл бұрын

But they would make sure u're really dead. Probably gonna stab you again and again

*is playing Cat n mouse with a Murderer* *Me* is pinned to wall *Me* "Just kill me already!" *Killer* "I...I can't, it's not going to be scary for you." *Me* takes killers knife *Killer* "huh"? *Me* stabs killer and walks away

@viktoriyamyrutenko2974

4 жыл бұрын

Lol meh

@agwia3383

4 жыл бұрын

go to Wattpad that's where the fanfic writers should be.

Me:On period 😭😭 Killer:You have 7 days Me:IKR😭😭😭😭 Killer:😈😈 Me:Like I have to bleed for 7 days u know??😪 Killer:Uhh- Me:😭😭😭 * hangs up with a whole mood *

My logic: *hears noise downstairs* Gets really scared and stays in bed covering myself in the cover

@amalaljallad6608

6 жыл бұрын

Maariya Hasan same

@sillyskye

6 жыл бұрын

Maariya Hasan exactly! XD

@everythingcat2885

6 жыл бұрын

Maariya Hasan, my logic: hears a noise downstairs. Me: *throws all my knifes downstairs not caring wtf I hit*

@user-uq4qk3di8f

6 жыл бұрын

Me logic: hears noise downstairs Jumps out window

@k.ccharles6505

6 жыл бұрын

I would do that but I would take like the whole spoon fork knife cabinet in Psych throw it everywhere if that person comes near me

If there is blood coming from the pipes I’m calling the cops, not the plumber!

@aathigapathmakaran8634

6 жыл бұрын

Bro, if there's blood coming out of my pipes, Imma stick a pad around it, get my fam out of the house, while my father and I pour gasoline or oil everywhere throughout the house, light a match, letting it fall in the kitchen, which is by the door btw, and run the F away from that god damn mind f-ing house!

@bunnyboucocopop3170

5 жыл бұрын

I'd call the police and go on my knees and pray to god

@glassesvoices5097

5 жыл бұрын

NinjaKED12 The cops would blame you tho

killer: You Have 24 hours to li- me: HI WELCOME TO CHILIES killer:... killer: her soul is already gone... me: well sir you're not wrong.

Two years later this is still one of my favs

@razan9874

8 жыл бұрын

ikr me 2 😂😂

@hollisafron3304

7 жыл бұрын

do true!!!

@Vitasaurus

7 жыл бұрын

true

@pautuang4601

7 жыл бұрын

wairimu magua mine was too

@owen.woewson

7 жыл бұрын

wairimu magua LOL SAME. 😂

Killer: you have seven days Me: I have seven baes Killer:NO you have 7 days Me: I have 7 cakes Killer: I'm watching you Me:Don't watch me watch the tv goodbye

@iimonsterkidii4486

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@subscribefornoreasonxx8569

5 жыл бұрын

😂💀

@user-tq6tm5gt2r

5 жыл бұрын

OML- XD

Killer: *calls Me : *to busy jamming to my bts ringtone*

@nightwolf3055

4 жыл бұрын

SAME hello army 💜

*Phone number rings* Me: hello? Killer: I've killed your girlfriend, you're next. Me: Huh? Killer: I've killed your girlfriend Me: Which one?

@potatosack7492

4 жыл бұрын

🤣😂

Killer comes* Prepare to be killed: Me: turns around and has a creepy smile Killer:uh Me: screams song while running towards killer rubbing self while dancing KILLER: HOLY- I GOTTA RUN!

@paigec7113

6 жыл бұрын

ItsKate • I imaged this while reading

@davidc8193

5 жыл бұрын

If it was me they probably run if I just turn around

@rosafloera

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

*Me: *doesn't answer phone calls in the first place**

*phone rings* Me: yellow? Killer: I can see you Me: then why aren't you dead?

*phone rings* Me: hello Killer: I'm watching you Me: OMG DOES MY MAKEUP AND OUTFIT LOOKS HOT

@SxxS9

6 жыл бұрын

Inquist Rise OMFG LOL

Did anyone else see the green flash at 2:00? It tripped me out.. it happened again too lol

@hilol9065

7 жыл бұрын

Anita Star it happened a1:39

@hilol9065

7 жыл бұрын

too

@fluffycloud8118

7 жыл бұрын

Teresa Wheeler, you have to go to the time in the vid AND press play. You'll see it.😉👍

@nimraabdulgaffar9197

7 жыл бұрын

Anita Star omg yea

@courtneywheatley1860

7 жыл бұрын

Anita Star MEEEE

Killer:I'm gonna kill you ! Me:So... Killer:What? Me:I'm not on the bad side... Killer:What?.. Me:I'm going to heaven and you are going to prison.. So...

Me:**Hiding in closet** Killer:**is looking for me** Me:**sneezes** Killer: I FOUND YOU! Me: SAY BLESHEW YOU IMPROPER PSYCHOPATH!!**Kills killer**

@Giniro_No_Suisei

3 жыл бұрын

Or sneeze, then the killer remember the pandemic and flee away.

**home alone at night** **hears a noise** Me: "Meh, probably just the cat... or dog... or the other cat... or the other other cat..."

@danaalshaikh7894

7 жыл бұрын

Papyrus lol

@lacunad288

7 жыл бұрын

Papyrus NYEHHEHEHEHE!!!

@valkzh767

7 жыл бұрын

Papyrus SUP BRAH

@heather8777

7 жыл бұрын

Cupid Strike Hi!!

@cuckyduck5705

7 жыл бұрын

Papyrus ,what are you doing here?

*Killer breaks door with an axe* Me: HEY JOHNNY HOWS IT GOING?

@trashboy5940

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks now I’m going to use your comment and turn into a Tumblr post

@AliceDontCareSnickerSnack

5 жыл бұрын

Perfect last words. CakeQueenMaster Unicorn (DOB)-(DOD) "Hey, Johnny, how's it going?"

Killer: You will die in 7 days Me: No I won't Killer: Yes you will die in 7 days Me: I am a child of God I AM BLESSED Killer: What that isn't even relevant Me: Have you heard the good news *Apologies if this offends anyone I meant for this to be funny not offensive or religious.

@couchpotato-ls3zx

5 жыл бұрын

Preach brother 😁😁😁😁😁 Lol

@booperdooper9762

5 жыл бұрын

God bless you , you shall live forever I'm spirit

*blood comes out of pipe* Me: *puts tampon into it* Also me: don’t worry I know these changes with your body is strange and confusing-

@iamspartar2934

4 жыл бұрын

You should give it some chocolate as well

Movie- what is that sound Me- CALL THE POLICE Movie- is that a knife Me- CALL THE POLICE Movie- is that my dead best friend Me- CALL THE POLICE

@ricebadger6927

7 жыл бұрын

Jennifer Ash same XD

@smolqueen9080

7 жыл бұрын

Jennifer Ash same

@galaxydeer4342

7 жыл бұрын

Jennifer Ash OMGGGGGG same xD

@sugarrush3416

7 жыл бұрын

Jennifer Ash

@meron7845

7 жыл бұрын

those IDIOTS good thing their acting

Killer: I can see you... Me: oh no, I don’t wanna hurt you. You really don’t wanna see me.

@thearabellashow3555

5 жыл бұрын

That is 10000000000000000000% me

@funtimewithsedra7678

5 жыл бұрын

Honey I once got attacked by a killer clown and I just... punched him in the balls so hared just try me... lol

@abc3890

5 жыл бұрын

Fun Time With Sedra hard*

@beanerboy9914

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@naokibest4213

5 жыл бұрын

Christina - I don’t have windows in my house only one but it has blinds

Killer: ... Me, an intellectual: never picked up

If Jin was in a horror movie **on a phone call** Killer: I see you Jin:... Killer:... Jin:... Killer:... Jin: Do I look good?

I hate in horror movies, or actually in a lot of movies, when someone is running away from something, but instead of going left or right, they run straight, which is directly in the path of whatever is chasing them lol And don't even get me started on when they "fall" over pretty much nothing...

@blank3651

9 жыл бұрын

Ikr totally dumb asses lol😝

@HeyImCNII

9 жыл бұрын

Oh dear

@KillerFreakGaming

9 жыл бұрын

What are you talking about I trip on nothing all the time, that pesky nothing ;)

@IsaacTalksTooMuch

9 жыл бұрын

OMG its Me tbh me too haha

@blank3651

9 жыл бұрын

OMG its Me hahaha

I already knew the answer: The monster would be too busy laughing at Lilly's humour to kill her.

@inescampos9291

6 жыл бұрын

Barbie Au oh

@kinsey__live2221

6 жыл бұрын

Barbie Au yep

@lwright9690

6 жыл бұрын

Uh huh

@alexanderkaiser9440

6 жыл бұрын

Barbie Au the monsters gonna die of laughter

@arushi3762

6 жыл бұрын

Barbie Au true lol