I swear, Phil could be dying but because he’s the main character of his own story he somehow lives

@somestormiscoming4369

3 жыл бұрын

That is somehow true

@kyrbii1243

3 жыл бұрын

he got that plot armour

@reilly_17

3 жыл бұрын

OMG YES! 😂

@thecaptainnoodles

3 жыл бұрын

your account name isn't unique i feel betrayed

@Natalie-101

3 жыл бұрын

Plot armor, but this time it's entirely deserved

Phil said “your physical health is important” and Dan said “your mental health is important” and I love them both for that

@ainsleyviolet5830

3 жыл бұрын

They're literally keeping me alive

@hahaha7886

3 жыл бұрын

Ainsley Violet same tbh

@lemonman7705

3 жыл бұрын

Woah woah!! I made it 2k :))

@lostinspace3946

3 жыл бұрын

@@lemonman7705 it as true xD

@businessrat9918

3 жыл бұрын

Same ngl

As someone who's had to have, over the past year: multiple smear tests, vaginal surgery, a camera shoved down my throat and into my stomach, had to pee in front of three people while my bladder was monitored, and am now having bowel issues which will probably require a colonoscopy, I appreciate everyone being more open about these "embarrassing" health problems.

@ht21

3 жыл бұрын

Damnnn your year sounds like mine

@artsyebonyrose

3 жыл бұрын

I had a nightmare about smear tests last night, coincidentally enough. I hope you're doing okay atm

@axixax_axax

3 жыл бұрын

I had penis "surgery" when i was a kid

@olliephelan

3 жыл бұрын

@@axixax_axax Thats called a bris

@hwren9845

3 жыл бұрын

@@ht21 Oh no! I hope you're doing better now.

My mom’s “butt specialists” name, I’m not kidding, is Dr. Butts. Talk about a perfect profession. I’ve always wondered if he chose his career path or if his name did.

@starberriiemmy4382

3 жыл бұрын

Jessica Blake That is freaking pErfEcTo

@Zack-eq3ou

3 жыл бұрын

My eye doctors last name was pronounced ‘doctor-eyes-enbomb’ I have no idea how to spell it though

@JM-fu6vy

3 жыл бұрын

Eisenbaum ?

@fairlyaround

3 жыл бұрын

My eldest brother, when he was a baby, had a cardiologist named Dr. Bubbles

@oxylenx9226

3 жыл бұрын

My dad’s doctor had a name of Dr. Elsaman.

im CRYING OF COURSE PHIL WOULD CALL HIS COLON A MARIO KART COURSE

@kazootime6993

3 жыл бұрын

DO DO DOO DO DO DO DO DOOOO DOOOD DO DOOOO

@laggyhuman4169

3 жыл бұрын

only phil hgfgvfgf

@its_just_seb

3 жыл бұрын

honestly what did it for me was the doctor's "reduce the sedative a bit"

@kin4386

3 жыл бұрын

I wanna see that now. DLC course.

@valeficent3377

3 жыл бұрын

JustSeb that got me cracking up a lot

Imagine going through medical school for more than five years, specializing as a gastroenterologist afterwards and then having your whole career described as *”butt specialist”* on KZread

@calypsoshere1

3 жыл бұрын

that’s what i thought- like maybe there’s a different specialist that he’s talking about but i assumed it was a gastroenterologist

@valeriaanticona8702

3 жыл бұрын

Its a proctologist

@literallyjustella3252

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, if I didn't have Crohns Disease I wouldn't know what it was called either and called it a butt doctor😅

@dangernoodle9961

3 жыл бұрын

@@valeriaanticona8702 if you Google gastroenterologist the example is "commonly, colonoscopies are performed by gastroenterologists" so I'm gonna guess you can use both but they might do different things even if they both specialise in the same area.

@sebastianandersson554

3 жыл бұрын

@@dangernoodle9961 The professional field of asses reaches far and wide it would seem

"you're dying, you are already dead, you died *yesterday* " jaklfja that part always gets me

‘i need to stop saying slit’ oh Phil if only you could see where you’re at today

@marandahickey6487

3 ай бұрын

My thoughts exactly 😂

@axescilias

2 күн бұрын

or him this month on stream jus saying "SLIT SLIT SLIT"

When you accidentally inhale a bee in your sleep and it stings your colon giving you horrible cramps

@pennyaldente

3 жыл бұрын

wait, what

@InfiniteIzzy

3 жыл бұрын

it be like that sometimes

@melancrolypoly

3 жыл бұрын

Hate when that happens, but the bees are so cute 😔

@renu0091

3 жыл бұрын

@@InfiniteIzzy it 🐝 like that sometimes*

@orie._.

3 жыл бұрын

Relatable

Phil: *is looking at the inside of his own organs* Also Phil: 👁👄👁 ✨WoW✨

@samuelrodriguez1486

3 жыл бұрын

@Annalise Pritchard PT today or o

@Midwestgothicc

3 жыл бұрын

Annalise Pritchard sometimes a comment is so perfect u can't really add anything

@ketaminepoptarts

2 жыл бұрын

phil: "wow this mario kart track is wild"

@AHunt2024

2 жыл бұрын

🤩mario kart track🤩

As someone with Crohn’s disease who has had multiple colonoscopies and had to talk to doctors about all sorts of “embarrassing” symptoms, it’s so nice to hear you talking about your experience and helping to de-stigmatise it! Thank you

@shayleeokayy

3 жыл бұрын

Yes I have Crohn’s Disease also and thought the exact same thing!

@NatalieBelsha

3 жыл бұрын

me too!! I’m so glad more people are talking about it! I’ve gotten a lot more comfortable talking about everything openly!!

@ingvildkvakestad

3 жыл бұрын

Ibs’er here

I had bowel cancer 10 years ago and have to go for regular colonoscopies now. I must say, it’s a total pain in the arse... 😏

@olliephelan

3 жыл бұрын

Is that in Ireland ? Do they use full anesthetic in ireland ?

@laurenhawes7201

3 жыл бұрын

How often do you go. My grandfather died of colon cancer so my dad goes every 3-5 years even though they tell him to only come back every 7-8 years since my grandfather was undiagnosed for 5 years.

@kin4386

3 жыл бұрын

Damn. I'm glad you were able to get through that!

@triciamulan5982

3 жыл бұрын

@@laurenhawes7201 sorry to only get back to you now. My KZread notifications are rubbish. I originally had to go every 6 months but they’ve gradually spaced them out to every 4 years. That’s the longest I’ll ever go. Really sorry to hear about your grandad as well. It’s a horrible condition 😢 I was very lucky to have it caught early.

@triciamulan5982

3 жыл бұрын

@@olliephelan England 🙂 and no, they only use a muscle relaxant. Which is great for making you feel a bit drunk but doesn’t do much for pain 😂

“I’m pretty familiar with cameras” And hospitals, apparently

@kindal5671

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

@serenleslie257

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

The fact that he can talk about this so jokingly yet so serious is one of the reasons I love Phil. People need to put their shame away about these things because not getting professionally checked out of embarrassment can cost a persons life. Stay woke ❤️

@limecube9922

3 жыл бұрын

Completely off topic but I love ur pfp!! Aristrocats is my favorite Disney movie! :)

@marcelareves1743

3 жыл бұрын

MHA Diehard fan Yay same! Thomas O malley is the mood I need in 2020 tbh lol

@katiewright3309

3 жыл бұрын

Omg, I need to rewatch Aristocats so bad now. I remember when I was a kid I watched it so much that I am surprised the vhs tape didn't get worn down.

Phil: is about to get a “check up” The stuff in Phil’s pockets: ight boys where we dropping

@ceceskinner9711

3 жыл бұрын

when i tell you i cackled--

When I went to the gastroenterologist, he introduced himself as the booty doctor ✨

@humangarbage3019

3 жыл бұрын

_Wheeze_

@madisnzz

3 жыл бұрын

I am the _arse_ specialist

As a girl, I'm just more baffled at the fact that so many things could fit in your pockets?? I can't even fit a phone or a pen in my jean pockets excuse me??

@Nightbat1321

3 жыл бұрын

Guys pockets are like a black hole dude they can hold a ton of stuff

@minervasystem4061

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@spearblast950

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a girl. And that's exactly why I wear mens jeans. They have very deep pockets

@Youdontneedtoknowwhy

3 жыл бұрын

@@spearblast950 Same

@miat1329

3 жыл бұрын

@@spearblast950 wish I could do that but I'm to small to wear men's jeans

I did a colonoscopy without sedation and it ain’t painful just feels... really weird. I even wore, and got compliments from my nurse about, my AmazingPhil odd fox-socks during the procedure! To think it would come full circle like this not a year later... A true ass-blessing 😌🙏🍑

@robinv6461

3 жыл бұрын

🤣 sorry your comment makes me laugh out loud. I hope everything is ok

@OriharaKaoru

3 жыл бұрын

i've had all of my colonoscopies without sedation and that was some of the worst pain i've ever been in (i had active disease at the time). no idea why they didn't give me sedation. it was pure torture.

@baguette4596

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus, I did my colonoscopy under general anesthesia. I’m sure it wouldn’t be bad under sedation but I really wouldn’t want to be awake for that

@womanking

3 жыл бұрын

@@OriharaKaoru I've had them during active colitis flares without any drugs. Wasn't really painful just discomfort. Were you able to fully relax your whole body? That's the key. My mom got one when she was super stressed and she couldn't relax at all and even with muscle relaxers she was crying out in pain :(

@Cmputer-nf3sv

3 жыл бұрын

Do they lube up the camera thing

Don't mind me giving the emojis some love

@ameighameigh7225

3 жыл бұрын

Where and how did you get these?

Phil, I am so glad you went to the doctor's and made sure you were okay. Three weeks ago my best friend was having similar symptoms but ignored it because she didn't have health insurance. Now, she is in the ICU, dying because she had cancer in her colon and it has spread everywhere else in her body. I just said goodbye to her today, the doctors say she will pass within 24 hours. Thank you Phil for making this video because maybe if my friend had gone to the doctor sooner she could have been saved, so maybe this video could have even saved a life. I wish healthcare was better in America though, she was scared of how much it would cost. But in the end it cost her life.

@kaitareana_

3 жыл бұрын

I'm so sorry for your loss! I'm sure shes in a better place now

@biancapineros4287

3 жыл бұрын

I’m so sorry this happened thank you for sharing this story as it is truly important to seek help. No cost is worth more than a life. If u need someone to talk I am here for you ❤️

@Midnights_1389

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry you have to go through something so painful I'm praying for you and your friend

@nerdygal6133

3 жыл бұрын

I’m so sorry this happened to you. Sending love and healthy wishes to you💜

@billsacco

3 жыл бұрын

Americans deserve universal healthcare. Healthcare is a human right.

here's a fun joke! doctor: i'm going to have to refer you to a proctologist man: but doctor- doctor: exactly!

@Ashely56

3 жыл бұрын

Haaa nice one Sophie

@monikakavaliunaite8017

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get it 😅

@foxisfear4592

3 жыл бұрын

@@monikakavaliunaite8017 Name for a 'butt doctor' is a proctologist

@monikakavaliunaite8017

3 жыл бұрын

@@foxisfear4592 Ooooh 🤣🤣🤣

@Midwestgothicc

3 жыл бұрын

buh dum tsss🥁👏🏼

YES!!! As a medical student, I can say for sure: Doctors see thousand of butts!!! Unless you have, idk a tattoo of Shakira on your butt, we won't remember yours particularly! Stay safe and healthy yall!

@false_positivity

3 жыл бұрын

a shakira tattoo 😂

@womppomp3542

3 жыл бұрын

I know what tattoo I’m getting next

@LunaLamperouge

3 жыл бұрын

Damn, I guess I'm not seeing the doctor anymore.... 😔✊

@amduschane

3 жыл бұрын

Lol seems like you for sure remember that Shakira butt

@theincarnationofboredom207

3 жыл бұрын

Speaking of butt tattoos What's the weirdest thing someone has had on their butt that you've seen as a medical student? Lol

when he said he felt horrible cramps I was like omg he's pregnant

@bethanyscreech3803

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe he was probed by aliens that made him pregnant 😂

@youdonotcare

3 жыл бұрын

New fanfic idea there

@vanillasplash6198

3 жыл бұрын

I have some news...

@madisnzz

3 жыл бұрын

@@bethanyscreech3803 legit the sims ufo event for males.

Them providing tea and cookies is the most British thing I’ve ever heard of. And I love it

@ireneqq2300

2 жыл бұрын

Should have been buiscuits

So, Dan's cereal was safe for three whole days

@the_rachel_sam

3 жыл бұрын

Are they still living together?

@mikkyheliophobia2841

3 жыл бұрын

@@the_rachel_sam yes they are c:

@the_rachel_sam

3 жыл бұрын

Mikky Heliophobia oh that’s good to hear! I worry about my absent youtubers. Dan and Jenna.

@anfisachern8570

3 жыл бұрын

this made me laugh more than it probably should have

@spectrumspectre

3 жыл бұрын

@@the_rachel_sam Dan's writing a book about mental health though!! it's called You Will Get Through This Night and it's coming out (lol) in 2021!!!

healthy drinking game: take a sip of water everytime he says butt or but

@chiguru99

3 жыл бұрын

oya?

@Karla-jx6wo

3 жыл бұрын

@@chiguru99 oya oya?

@felixsbakeria

3 жыл бұрын

Karla oya oya oya?

@emunebula2975

3 жыл бұрын

*Drowns*

@rileygeekly3432

3 жыл бұрын

Doing this one minute in i feel hydrated.

Phil talking about physical health is just as important as Dan talking about mental health

As a medical professional, I’m glad you came to the realization that it is not memorable to us. That feels harsh to say, because I care about my patients, but doing the exam is not something I think about when I’m done. I think about making the person feel safe and as comfortable as possible. I don’t want my patients to be embarrassed for seeking medical care because I want my patients to be happy and healthy.

"That tunnel would make such a good mario cart course" - Phil, about his literal insides.

@liviajohnson4918

3 жыл бұрын

But I bet it would tbh-

@AnnaS-es2yr

3 жыл бұрын

someone call Nintendo and tell them we have a new course idea

broke: gastroenterologist woke: ✨butt specialist✨

Phil said: "THERE'S A BUTT SLIT SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE YOUR WHOLE ASS ON DISPLAY... GUESS WHAT I DID?" I just got this instant feeling of pure dread, like "Phil, please don't say it. Tell me you didn't... Oh, Phil."

“I spoke to my doctor on Zoom” meanwhile doctors in my country don’t even answer the phone, kudos UK for such measurements over these times!

@masaribd1432

3 жыл бұрын

سلام خوب هستی؟ من از کشور ایران پیام فرستادم

doctor: okay.. looks fine.. phil: wOW maRIo KArt

Phil is incapable of NOT getting hurt in some ridiculous way every 6 months

@junohoppe

3 жыл бұрын

i mean... you’re not wrong

@RedChairGaming

3 жыл бұрын

The strangest part is the man who rescues wild pigeons usually has no control over his health concerns. Usually just odd things that he’s not responsible for.

@catpoke9557

3 жыл бұрын

Or, rather, if he doesn't get hurt he THINKS he did

Me as an American: Imagine going to the doctor when something feels wrong

@alastordeer3355

3 жыл бұрын

One day one day

@stphilomena911

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr? Just thinking about it is giving me chest pain.

@zucchini3857

3 жыл бұрын

FELT THIS

@skykrasher4475

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t have to. My mom is a doctor.

@69_natalia_420

3 жыл бұрын

I would rather walk to the hospital then call the ambulance.

So just before Phil posted this video I started having intestinal trouble, and also had found a lump. I was pretty scared because it was so unusual (and I have IBS). I watched this, then set an appointment with a gastroenterologist, and was so worried. She of course set up an endoscopy and colonoscopy, along with other tests. I have now been diagnosed with severe gastritis, and I'm in the process of being diagnosed with Crohn's disease. I want to say thanks for making the video. It gave me a lot of comfort during my procedures and really made me feel better about the issues I'm having. It normalized something that is often seen as taboo and gave me the push I needed.

No one: Absolutely no one: Not even god himself: Phil during his colonoscopy: wOw 🤩 Edit: HOLY SHIT HE NOTICED ME ASDHFBDBSHE

@mqddie

3 жыл бұрын

Phil: 😌😴🌚👀👁️👄👁️

@audgepodge1483

3 жыл бұрын

maddie honestly what a mood

@mimimicamica

3 жыл бұрын

omg

@yesterdaystomorrow5510

3 жыл бұрын

Too bad editing your comment makes the heart go away.

@audgepodge1483

3 жыл бұрын

Yesterday's Tomorrow oops lmao

phil: this is embarrassing also phil: **making endless jokes about butts**

Ok this is a brilliant and important video but at 2:26 where the doctor said "Right, let's have a look" the video cut to an ad where someone squirted out some moisturiser into their hand and I'm dying laughing A wise move whenever sticking something up your butt A fine ad placement, Mr Lester

I remember being really embarrassed when I had to take off my bra for a chest x-ray. I was already embarrassed from just being in that gown with just my undergarments on, but I dunno the bra thing just kind of shot that through the roof. The nurse who had wheeled me there and back on the stretcher could tell though, and she just assured me that lots of people had to do the same thing and comforted me about it. It was during when the quarantine was just starting, so it was the first time I didn't have my mom with me (which had made me super nervous about everything as well) and I think that nurse could tell that I was just super uncomfortable with everything and she did her best to assure me for the majority of my visit. I remember that nurse well because she was super sweet and reassuring during the whole ordeal. I appreciated it a lot tbh. Kind of unrelated I guess, but phil talking about this reminded me lol

@codenameverity

3 жыл бұрын

:))) that's so nice

@LilyKing03

3 жыл бұрын

Nurses are absolute legends, honestly

phil: if ever anything’s wrong, see a doctor about it. me: * laughs in american *

@seasorablue

3 жыл бұрын

americans be like: * even thinks about going to the doctor * * immediately loses $10,000 *

@PandAlex

3 жыл бұрын

such a x capricorn same, but I laugh in Russian…

@Sarah-dg6xc

3 жыл бұрын

I went to the ER after a car accident to make sure the airbag didn’t give me a concussion and that I didn’t have tetanus and I got a bill for over $800

@wishingwell_333

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sarah-dg6xc what's really sad is i expected it to be even higher than an approximation of $800.. i had to get stitches in ONE place once and it was like 2,000 or some shit

@Sarah-dg6xc

3 жыл бұрын

accidental archives I didn’t see a doctor at all

This popped up on my notifications and I immediately went “Phil!?” in a really exasperated tone and I think that sums up the last eleven years of watching

@jonasdatlas4668

3 жыл бұрын

Mood

@roree-

3 жыл бұрын

SAME

@jessethecomet4423

3 жыл бұрын

YES SAME

@dangerouslyapocalyptic

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaooooo pretty much

@c0rv1db0ycr0w

3 жыл бұрын

SAME AYFJHI

I’m so glad Phil talked about anxiety with going to a hospital. As someone who’s grown up in a toxic household that consisted of parents who didn’t want me (a disabled person) to go to the hospital when I needed to, I ended up developing anxiety when it comes to going to the hospital, to the point where I went several months not going when I knew I had injured one of my ankles and that caused me to develop tendinitis due to my fear of what my parents would do if I asked to go to the hospital. If I had just gone regardless of what they thought I would have a minimum of two less disorders than I do now. I now have to live the rest of my life with tendinitis, an eye lid disorder, and a few other disorders/disabilities which most could have been prevented if I had gotten help when I needed it. So, no matter what, if you are in doubt about anything in your body functioning correctly, or if you think you might be sick or having something broken, go to the doctor just in case. The only things that can happen is you go and they find nothing so you know you’re okay, or they find something and start fixing from the start when it can most likely be cured, vs waiting and possibly developing an incurable disorder/disability that you’ll live with for the rest of your life (and was preventable).

*SPOILER ALERT:* Phil isn't dead dont worry guys.

@queermilkshake9990

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, really??!! He isn't??!!

@akko6875

3 жыл бұрын

WAIT WHAT ?! No wonder, I thought this was a robot!

@savannahwentzel9221

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@sarahsings8468

3 жыл бұрын

Oh phew I was so worried. I thought it was a hologram of Phil

@axelam388

3 жыл бұрын

Damn it- u ruined it

No one: Sedated Phil: **Damn, my colon would make one hell of a Mario Kart track**

This is so funny 😂 I usually work in endoscopy so I’m dying 😂😂 it’s funny to hear it from the patient’s perspective

@starberriiemmy4382

3 жыл бұрын

Mariana Monteiro 😂

The sad thing is that if this happened to me, an American, there's no way I would be able to pay for the procedure as I have no health insurance.

@justjoannak

3 жыл бұрын

Out of curiosity, do you qualify for Medicaid?

@stphilomena911

3 жыл бұрын

You're going to have to get it soon. The fines are coming back and it will be much much higher.

I'm so glad he's talking about this. It is truly important and needs to continually have awareness.

@miat1329

3 жыл бұрын

To be honest his explanation was more easy to understand then my health class LMAO

@unrealcreature

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I actually made a comment similar to this because my mom had one and I have to get one and you're the only person I've seen that has said anything about how important it is that he's talking about it

@alexbishop84

3 жыл бұрын

I agree. Phil is so ace for sharing things that will surely help hundreds of other people going through the same thing. Nice one Phil! 😘

@amberfrizzell1578

3 жыл бұрын

facts this was so interesting

No one: Phil sending his colonoscopy footage to Nintendo: I think that would make a great Mario Kart course...

This reminds me of when doctors gave me laughing gas and they asked what my favorite food was and I said in a drunken, muffled voice, turkey.

I went to lady doctor and I told her I was worried and scared and she was so nice and it broke the ice. Phil knows what he's talking about.

"you died yesterday" phil: PANIK

@moniarmy9538

3 жыл бұрын

! At the Disco

As someone with severe health anxiety: you are a hero for making this video! I know your goal was to spare people from embarrassment, but it was also a huge relief to hear that your concerning symptoms were absolutely nothing. With so many medical horror stories out there, ones like these are like a beacon of hope. 🙏

Hey man, huge respect for telling this story. Like seriously, massive kudos. Hopefully it'll really help people.

Phil, you are such as inspiring youtuber! Keep it up!

When I went for my cervical smear the nurse said 'you have a very good cervix' and I was like ???? Thanks I guess????

@13quizz

3 жыл бұрын

Very nice cervix you have Catherine... would be a shame is someone were to uh... steal it...😏

@catrionathepoet130

3 жыл бұрын

Hahah same thing happened to me!

@cllw325

3 жыл бұрын

@@catrionathepoet130 it was my first one, due another in a few months and I'm wondering if I'll get the same comment or if they just tell that to everyone their first time to relax you a bit?

@theincarnationofboredom207

3 жыл бұрын

Probably means you have strong cervical muscles. A lot of women suffer from not having very strong muscles in that area because we don't have to squat down to pee and such, so we don't exercise it very much. How awkward is having one of those exams? I've never had one before and I dread the day I have to.

@louisethorpe3947

3 жыл бұрын

@the incarnation of boredom it's not awkward at all the appointments take about 15 minutes and they're super chill :) i had to have the endoscopy surgery in january as the smear before that showed i had pre cancerous cells! Luckily it was caught in time and i got the all clear^^

nobody : absolutely nobody: not even dan: phil: BUTT DOCTOR

@unbrokentoy

3 жыл бұрын

Butt specialist*

@Emma-wm9jg

3 жыл бұрын

NOT EVEN DAN BAHAHA

I've given birth and I didn't get a cup of tea and a cookie! I'm so jealous!

its the “B U T T” every five minutes for me lol

for those wondering: butt doctor = gastroenterologist or proctologist

@lore5751

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@szaboluca5536

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you! But then what is a urologist? Don't they also deal with the butt in some ways?🤔🤔

@shanana6815

3 жыл бұрын

@@szaboluca5536 i thought that was to do with genitals and the urinary tract? Might be wrong tho

@estelwenethiriel6075

3 жыл бұрын

@@szaboluca5536 @Shanana i think you are right, urologist = urinary system gastroenterologist deals with the whole digestive system, so from the mouth until the butt proctologist is specifically the rectum etc edit: spelling

@szaboluca5536

3 жыл бұрын

@@estelwenethiriel6075 @Shanana Thank you for telling me, I'll remember it next time😊😊

Fun story about "butt doctor": at my cousin's wedding reception, her husband's father told everyone a story about how when the husband was a kid, he would tell everyone he wanted to be a butt doctor. When asked what he would do as a butt doctor, he said "saw people's butts off." So. Glad that's not what happened to you, Phil.

@gothsloth

3 жыл бұрын

Kids going places... like prison.

For real, it can really help to tell your doctor if you're anxious or embarrassed. The first time I had to go for an annual exam to get my, ah, bits checked out, I told my doctor, "hey, this is new for me and I'm a little nervous." She walked me through the whole process before starting, and then explained everything she was doing while she was doing it. It really took a lot of the stress out of it!

tbh i'm just here to try the emotes they all look amazing!!! congrats to all the artists!!

"I was basically a disguised ninja... that was about to pull his pants down." ONLY IN 2020

Phil's doctor: "at your age-" Me: /confused for a solid second/ Me after: OH RIGHT!!! Phil isn't my age, he just looks 20

@Sullivanin

3 жыл бұрын

I think he meant that because Phil is young he probably wouldn’t have a problem. Colon cancer screening usually starts when you’re 50.

Phil: has cramps mAYBE i iNHALEd a bEE

Phil said “your physical health is important” and Dan said “your mental health is important” and I love them both for that absolutely

@atsukokagari_

3 жыл бұрын

the top comment says the exact same thing lmao

My husband had that last year because doctors thought he had cancer. Hardest time I went through and I cried for several days. He had 4/5 symptoms and I was convinced he was gonna die. Thankfully it wasn’t cancer, he had some polyps which they cut out. And he’s still with me

@samfumi9200

3 жыл бұрын

Glad to hear he's better now!

@esmoid2321

3 жыл бұрын

i can’t imagine how scary that must have been, i’m glad he’s ok :)

if i could choose an occupation, i’d definitely choose “butt specialist” i’m planning my future rn

@woodlandirises

3 жыл бұрын

please revoke my internet access .

@kyo5271

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@kyo5271

3 жыл бұрын

Wonder what college you have to go to to be a butt specialist

@woodlandirises

3 жыл бұрын

destinee idk but you’d need to get ur ass-levels to be one this is the worst joke i’ve ever made bye

@valerianaranjocruz25

3 жыл бұрын

Medicine, you need to study medicine mate.

My anxiety thanks you for detailing this whole thing. Me trying to google “what does this medical exam entail” usually only spikes my fear. Also, yeah, why can’t they include a helpful diagram of HOW THE HECK TO PUT ON HOSPITAL CLOTHES AND GARMENTS

All jokes aside this is actually such an important thing to talk about that so many people struggle with! Thank you for being so open about it, take care of your flesh machines everyone :)

*john mulaney voice* tHERE IS A PHIL _L O O S E_ IN THE HOSPITAL

@ForestSpirit8

3 жыл бұрын

At least Phil in the hospital is a familiar occurrence, instead of some never-seen event like, let's say, an orange running a whole country

@anfisachern8570

3 жыл бұрын

he will pepper in the fact that he is gay!

@lowbudgethowlpendragon

3 жыл бұрын

@@ForestSpirit8 yes at least he's been in the hospital before, unlike the horse!

@jamesowo8147

3 жыл бұрын

@@ForestSpirit8 omg 😂

@bellalombard3979

3 жыл бұрын

and hE knOcked mE dOwn tO mY eLbowS. stiCk it iN hEs a bRiT!

Just want to double down on the whole "don't be scared to see a doctor" part. Recently I've had a bunch of medical scans and an operation, I was a bit freaked out at the idea but honestly they were all no issue, not bad at all. In a recent ultrasound the technician said, whilst probing me, "I can't get a great view of the left side due to a large gas bubble in the bowels." and I couldn't stop laughing at my own farts betrayal

@chitkat9793

3 жыл бұрын

I had an ultrasound and they made me drink a bunch of water first and the piddle panic was hiiiigh

@olivecook7708

3 жыл бұрын

Your fart's betrayal omg I will use that

@Kelly_C

3 жыл бұрын

yeah but it's SO expensive

@taeblends

3 жыл бұрын

@@chitkat9793 Ohmygoodness I was going for an ultrasound and they told me not to pee within an hour and a half of it and I MADE THE MISTAKE OF PEEING so the whole trip to the place I was chugging water and thankfully it made it through my system fast enough for my bladder to be nearly full and for them to get a good result

@Cat-nb9yq

3 жыл бұрын

"Want me to let you get a good view doc?"

Phil genuinely one if the funniest KZreadrs out there I always have such a laugh

My mom was the poster girl for early cancer detection twice, once by colonoscopy, once by stereotactic guided needle breast biopsy. She was a long term cancer survivor. Thanks for opening this dialogue.

Guys, gals, nonbinary pals, I present to you: The ONLY KZreadr that I ever wanna hear about going to the hospital for any reason. _Especially_ for this reason.

@stayforthepeelpronpls4774

3 жыл бұрын

Do you follow gaykiwi?

@potatopowerplayer368

3 жыл бұрын

okay... ive heard that before... >:D

@21serein89

3 жыл бұрын

sanders reference?

@robloxiancitizen4500

3 жыл бұрын

Isn’t it guys and gals?

@annaegan8180

3 жыл бұрын

@@robloxiancitizen4500 non-binary people exist. get over it.

me * reads title * also me: not surprised phil... not surprised. p.s. jokes aside, love you phil and take care of yourself!!

@chloeforde9706

3 жыл бұрын

I love ur name and pfp so much!!

@butwefoundyou

3 жыл бұрын

i agree w chloe^

@konstantinas.4350

3 жыл бұрын

wait you just commented on an amazingphil video, you have a yungblud pfp AND you mention awsten in your username omfg you're a god

@chloeforde9706

3 жыл бұрын

@@konstantinas.4350 I 100% agree

@s_poptart

3 жыл бұрын

Koko facts

as someone who is chronically ill and has health anxiety this is such a comfort video for me! if you ever feel sick at all pls pls pls don’t ignore it and go to a doctor

at 3:52 i CANT be the only one who was like a new concept? sure phil....

“You are dying, you are already dead, you died yesterday” phiL NO

Me: *sees title: Me: Me: uh oh, Philly, first your head now your internal organs-

@pikai6387

3 жыл бұрын

HIS HEAD?? TF HAPPENED?

@unusedaccount7907

3 жыл бұрын

it was from a video about a year ago

I had my first colonoscopy when I was 13 and I was so embarrassed. I didn’t tell anyone what was happening. Just that I was in the hospital. I later realized that it’s not embarrassing. It’s normal. It’s a way to keep you healthy!!!!!

Watching this while doing my prep thank you Phil ✌️😙✌️

knowing phil, he just forgot he’s lactose intolerant

@sarahhicks8787

3 жыл бұрын

me every time i want a glass of milk. im also mildly allergic to pineapple and it makes my mouth burn and a rash where ever it touches but my doctor said its not actually harmful. If i want to endure the pain, i can and i do. pineapple and milk ate two thinks i can suffer for

@JR-pf9in

3 жыл бұрын

@@sarahhicks8787 Pineapple milk probably exists, go hard or go home lol

@deesymonds6525

3 жыл бұрын

@@JR-pf9in pineapple milk totally exists

I'm suddenly allergic to mushrooms and I had to go to the emergency room because the mushrooms literally STOPPED MY INTESTINES FROM WORKING so it had to be flushed out, thank god I was half drugged up. They did colonoscopy / cleaning, the prep was so bad I had to drink 3 huge bottles of water which meant i shat myself all night

@Vart

3 жыл бұрын

I wish I had that shorts I was butt naked with a hospital gown 🤡

@arthur1428

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for that

@Vart

3 жыл бұрын

@@arthur1428 nothing beats a TMI storry

@stankytanky69

3 жыл бұрын

i literally just ate mushrooms before I read this I-

@Vart

3 жыл бұрын

@@stankytanky69 lucky 😢 my love for mushrooms and them trying to kill me is heartbreaking

Phil has such a nice voice for podcast

I've literally just gone through the exact same thing and I've been so worried and scared about it all. They think I might have a mild case of Crohns disease so I do have something wrong with me, but nothing sinister. Seeing you make this video has made me realize how common this stuff really is and honestly admire you a lot for bringing up. It's just kinda cool to see a KZreadr I've watched since I was 12 go through the same thing. Youve made me feel a lot less worried and less alone because it really is so common for young people to get GI symptoms. Thank you

phil: **talks ab putting the butt slit pants on backwards** me: **dan sympathy voice** oh phil....

@lisahogholt9713

3 жыл бұрын

the fact that I could HEAR this

@jessedwards8840

3 жыл бұрын

I read that in Dan’s voice

@karlynnette

3 жыл бұрын

WHY CAN I HEAR THIS

Dan: MY PISTACCHIO MUFFIN!! Phil: The biggest best cookie I've ever had 😄😂💙 Glad you're okay, Phil.

@danielleramos2659

3 жыл бұрын

Omg yess that fricken muffin that got destroyed

@mantamoony

3 жыл бұрын

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING OF

@elizabethbeaumontduyves5470

3 жыл бұрын

This parallel tho

@chaoticgoodgh0st286

3 жыл бұрын

It has the same engery imo 😄😅

Legitimately I would feel so so bad for the doctor if I were in this scenario and I farted

@iamtheonlybecca

3 жыл бұрын

Well there's a camera blocking the air from getting out so don't think that really happens lol

This video encouraged me to go to the (virtual) doctor. Even if it was for something minor, I'm glad I finally did it! :)

“last week i got closer to a camera than i’ve ever been before” me: hmm did you tripod fall over? did you camera knock a tooth out? phil: “..as i had one shoved up my butt.” me: i- oh. okay.

@daisyjefferson184

3 жыл бұрын

I thought that too

Wow, Mario Kart really has evolved. It's gone from Rainbow Road to Anus Avenue.

@ikiyou

3 жыл бұрын

BWAHAHAAHA you made me laugh creepily out loud alone in my room

the way he told this story was absolutely HILARIOUS haha. but this is also super important and i’m so glad he’s alright!!

guys!! it’s officially 11 years with dan and phil!! i’m so happy they stayed with us for so long

2018: * actually faints out of nowhere* Phil: tOaSt 2020: * doctor doing important doctor things* Phil: MaRiO kArT

@minervasystem4061

3 жыл бұрын

Why is phil my mood

@samfumi9200

3 жыл бұрын

What do you mean it was in 2018?! Time isn't real anymore

@eshitab3865

3 жыл бұрын

2018?! no wayyy time as a concept is a no from me

i clicked on the notification and immediately went "WHAT DO YOU MEAN *AGAIN*"

@ForestSpirit8

3 жыл бұрын

same lmao

@pikai6387

3 жыл бұрын

sameee

@yeevee_

3 жыл бұрын

he's made a video about going to the hospital before

@leewalden3061

3 жыл бұрын

remember the video when he showed us his brain

@nervous-wreck

3 жыл бұрын

He's made another hospital video not so long ago

As someone with a lot of health stuff, thanks for talking about your own health stuff. It normalizes it and makes the rest of us feel less weird/alone.

It's important to talk about things like this, well done Phil! 🤠 I recently had my first smear test (In the UK when you turn 25 you get invited and tested again every 3 years). Omg I was terrified thinking 'I don't want someone to see down there!! - and poke me with a strange thing in the V' 😂 but I braved it and glad I did. It is an odd experience and It's easy to get wrapped up in feeling embarrassed or insecure. But remember these people are trained and have seen body's in all shapes and sizes, they don't judge they are just there for your health.

"what are your allergies" phil: aRe YoU gOnNa rUb cAtS oN mY bUtT?