As a north Korean I am so happy for you to achieve your dream

@doudou4657

Жыл бұрын

Your fr north Korean?

@Trolligi

Жыл бұрын

As a fellow North Korean I cannot wait to meet you in the gulags

@YOUR_NARRATOR975

Жыл бұрын

Somethings wrong here, I can feel it - Eminem

@ethandouro4334

Жыл бұрын

@@doudou4657 you really think someone has internet there lmao

@ChrisFan890

Жыл бұрын

@@doudou4657 north Koreans don't have internet

This man is so fluent in sarcasm, even his April Fools video feels like a normal video.

@LeonardoGuilherme92

Жыл бұрын

If you haven't told me i wouldn't even realize it was posted on april fool's day as every video he uploads feels like sarcasm to a point that the day doesn't matter anymore. lol!

@israellai

Жыл бұрын

should've just dropped the sarcasm for april fools for a change

@probium2832

6 ай бұрын

He is sarcastic already in the first place, and his opinions are quite inconsistent

@WhizzKid2012

5 ай бұрын

Ofcourse everything in this channel is weird

The real joke here is that he has a "mom" who called him "Joshua", when we all know he was deposited from aliens and couldn't possibly have less than a dozen names for each of the languages he speaks.

@perf2.078

Жыл бұрын

The ordinary mortals cannot pronounce his real name, so they get by with "Joshua" and everything else he decides to be useful.

@unneccry2222

Жыл бұрын

@@perf2.078 but he has a human name, its "Language Simp, who is attractive to very man and woman in the world". its a little long tho...

@JmKrokY

Жыл бұрын

Bruh

@sarcastic_much

Жыл бұрын

@Ausderfestung new copypasta dropped boys

@polyglotcraft

Жыл бұрын

you keep watching polyglots and never thought to become one? get into our channel, we will make you a polyglot.

For all of those confused, Joshua is just a nickname. His real name is Language Simp.

@cyborgstar

Жыл бұрын

Legal birth name: Language Simp Illegal birth name: Joshua

As a fellow North Korean expat, I'll be honored to welcome you in our community!

@onatgecikligun4697

Жыл бұрын

expat in mining I mean not data mining just real mining?

@nanicrash

Жыл бұрын

​@@onatgecikligun4697 wat

@whannabi

Жыл бұрын

That's so cool, I've heard the restaurants are very good over there.

@AamuAurora

Жыл бұрын

@@onatgecikligun4697 I'm contracted to mine for cliparts the government uses in official documents

@ikosaheadrom

Жыл бұрын

Risking it all

As a North Korean, we welcome you with open arms. Just make sure you praise our lord, Kim Jong-un.

@craftah

Жыл бұрын

Yes You Have To Praise Our Lord Because He Is The Greatest Leader

@howardcheung8304

Жыл бұрын

As a North Korea hhhhhh

@senor2930

Жыл бұрын

As a South Korea, I agree

@etruscanetwork

Жыл бұрын

As a Norþ Korean, I agree

@ArduinoTurkBatu

Жыл бұрын

how do you get internet

I’m 2% North Korean and I’m so glad that we are finally gaining some accurate representation 🥰🥰

@mearbye

Жыл бұрын

It's not that uncommon to have a North Korean ancestry, DPRK didn't exist for forever

@thekingmapper

Жыл бұрын

​@@mearbye yea

@gytan2221

Жыл бұрын

@@mearbye Lol it’s just Korean ancestry… politics don’t change genes.

@mearbye

Жыл бұрын

@@gytan2221 yo so in your country everyone lives in the same city?

@gytan2221

Жыл бұрын

@@mearbye have no idea what you’re talking about

As a South Korean, I am proud to be Southern North Korean.

@attibotgd4123

Жыл бұрын

Haha.

@gytan2221

Жыл бұрын

Not southern North Korea, we call it Southern Korea. There’s only one Korea, and the true Korea is the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea

@attibotgd4123

Жыл бұрын

@@gytan2221 Well they're clearly an American spy, even if they're not fat.

@DreamworldAuby

Жыл бұрын

@@gytan2221 Yes, I can confirm that.

@Bernaren60

10 ай бұрын

Watch out for the South Korea's National Security Law which makes it illegal to even think well about North Korea. It even supercedes the Constitution.

We need to thank Language Simp’s mom for revealing his real name

@notCOSMYK

Жыл бұрын

Definitely not fake

@DJZKEVIN

Жыл бұрын

Lol we finally know he is Joshua

@TheKewlPerson

Жыл бұрын

That's a fake name we all know his legal birth name is Language Simp

@DJZKEVIN

Жыл бұрын

Legally yes but his ILLEGAL birth name is Joshua

0:32 His mom called him Josh!!!

@montecarlostar

Жыл бұрын

Now we know his real name 😁

Cool! I am inside of a North Korean prison camp, and I enjoy this way more then my past vacations, Paris; Rome; Prague; and Jupiter, Ohio. Be sure to visit me, maybe we can get some traditional North Korean food like Burger King or some "الطعام الكوري" .

@austinorsomeonealt

Жыл бұрын

Then your gonna love Dachau WW2,just got back from it,tho it's expensive to afford time travel and it only accommodates certain races

@hishamalaker491

Жыл бұрын

Yo Arab in North korea damnn what a cross over انشالله تمبسط هناك و كيف هي سجونهم منيحة أو خرة

That's the first time we got to see another member of the Simp family. Hope Mrs Simp is doing well 😊

The fact that you posted this right in the middle of my obsessive deep dive into North Korea is astounding. I honestly would love to see it one day, but I’m afraid I’ll end up somehow getting arrested for a crime I didn’t even commit while I’m there and never see the light of day again

@johnorsomeone4609

Жыл бұрын

Check out Yeonmi Park if you haven’t already. Her story is incredible.

@pedroxyo

Жыл бұрын

a deep dive that can't even go beyond orientalism. there is no hope for westerners

@melaniegrace7707

Жыл бұрын

@@johnorsomeone4609 currently reading her book!

@charlesdaloz2547

Жыл бұрын

Isn't Yeonmi Park a far-right propagandist? She keeps ranting about how "leftists are indoctrinating our children in public schools, just like in North Korea!!" on Fox News. I definitely wouldn't trust her.

@osheridan

Жыл бұрын

KZread started spam recommending me North Korean content out of the blue recently. It's interesting, but very suspicious

So glad you're finally going after your dreams. Good luck, and stay safe out there, Language Simp! 😌🙏

so happy for you 🇰🇵

I can't believe his legal birth name is not Language Simp and is Joshua.

As a proud North Korean, i'm really happy about your decision! 나는 크고 매우 긴 수탉이 있습니다!

@rawadzhamaktab6697

Жыл бұрын

Sus!

@an0606

Жыл бұрын

😰😰 wtf

@user-nf3kz9ee2n

Жыл бұрын

Lmao "I have a big and very long rooster" smells hella sus

@Bernaren60

10 ай бұрын

​@@user-nf3kz9ee2nI think he means chill pepper 고추

@kittensliketoplay

5 ай бұрын

I translated it, its very sus

That is a good decision! Bless you.

Good luck man! Bon voyage!

I like to imagine that language simp was actually raised hearing the language called “American“, and it’s not a joke he made for the channel

We’re all so happy for you good luck

@doudou4657

Жыл бұрын

Brother North Korea And Good Cant Be on The Same Sentence💀

@craftah

Жыл бұрын

@@doudou4657 What Did You Say B****?

@Eskimoso

Жыл бұрын

@@doudou4657 it's actually the best country to visit bro. Been there many times. Nice prisons i can say😸

@gytan2221

Жыл бұрын

@@doudou4657 it’s the best country because there’s no cars, so you don’t have to worry about being hit by a car, especially if you are an American because America is really car-centric

As a North Korean, me and my fellow comrades are very willing to take you in!

As a native North Korean, it’s an honor to have you choose us. This is how you say “welcome” in North Korean korean: حبيبي

@gytan2221

Жыл бұрын

No it’s not… it’s 환영하다

@codyscott8687

Жыл бұрын

@@gytan2221 looks like I’m about to… See ya in a Kia 😅

@change9517

Жыл бұрын

@@gytan2221 No it is 반갑습니다.

@ShaggyCZ123

Жыл бұрын

@Cody Scott, looks like Arabic, not Korean

@codyscott8687

Жыл бұрын

@@ShaggyCZ123 it’s North Korean, trust me bro 🥲

He is prove that dreams come true.🥺🇰🇵

Вау, супер круто, знать столько языков - просто безумно

I don't know about American citizens but for other nationals it's actually possible to get a work in North Korea and live there with all luxuries like an access to World Wide Web, western exotic drinks like Coca-Cola, 24 hour wiretapping of your hotel room and even a right to leave the country.

As a north korean, I am so happy for you to go to north korea because it's a great country and has a lot of places to visit so hope you enjoy :)

@Luiz17071990

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@svartvarg9778

Жыл бұрын

Ahmed is a beautiful korean name. But I was thinking to name my son with a more traditional korean name, something like Jean-Pierre.

@ImPedofinderGeneral

Жыл бұрын

@@svartvarg9778 if you believe in nicknames so much, why you so impolite to the guy who owns the planet?

Good luck, Josh!

"Well fuck, Josh"? I thought your first name was Language

I'd love to see your impressions of chatgpt as a language learning tool. i've been testing it to see how good it is and as long as you can ask it good questions it's very good at giving concise info on the language, grammar etc and gives really good examples and explanations of the grammar. it can also teach slang and more. it does have its flaws but i've been loving it more that luoringo ;)

Happy April Second🎉😊

The voice at the beginning reminded me of the "somewhere deep down in my heart I still love you" video

This almost made me laugh to death...😂 As a South Korean, I must say, the last phrase is wrong. But not grammatically. In general, North Korean People never officially refer to their own language as ' 한국어'. They use ' 조선어' instead. The former is used by us.

@Crushery

Жыл бұрын

It's April Fools- he did it as a joke prob.

@romkkaa

Жыл бұрын

​@@Crushery how do you know?

@LunamLegionam

Жыл бұрын

@@romkkaa well this entire thing seems like a joke (like many videos of his)

@an0606

Жыл бұрын

@@romkkaa CUZ ITS APRIL FOOLS. PERIOD.

@user-og1nu5pb8c

Жыл бұрын

@@Crushery I know, none of his vids seem to be talking anything serious. They all look sarcastic to me, so to speak.

Here from North Korea! It's amazing in there. The leader's just so kind to this population and the education is great! Teaches you about executions just so you don't end up in that position! The military also loves the population by protecting the border so well! North Korea Korean is also a great language. 100% recommend, happy faces here.

dont worry bro we are here for you im currently in l dong so when you reach the city tell me i will show you around

Happy April Fools! For second you got me there until I realized the video was published on April 1st😅

petition for him to learn isiZulu

Your mom actually doing this is so funny

Some may even be strange creatures from other worlds, hoping to bring stability or further discord to Runeterra.

I visited North Korea in 2021. They LOVE when foreigners video them and downloading to KZread was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

И тебя с первым апреля мужик

Why did his mom call him Joshua? His legal birth name is Language Simp

As a North Korean, so glad to hear of your choice! Come here and visit first to see where you'll live, and I'll come back with you to America. Like an exchange student program please please 🤗

So happy for you language Simp have fun ive been to North Korea and I thought that it was the funnest place in the world

When Language said he's not gay i couldn't believe what i heard. Then i realised it's April 1st. What a relief

Oscar level stuff

Cute shirt-love those pink flowers

As a Korean North both me and lil kimmy support you ☺☺

I am a north Korean myself, your pronunciation sounds indistinguishable from my hungry drunk neighbors!

His name isn't Joshua his legal name is Language Simp so this is not his mom.

It is April 1st in my time. It’s time for you to move to North Korea However it’s a hard country to get out of, there are only 8 ways out

Спасибо, вы напомнили, что вчера было первое апреля😂

As a guy with north korean background I will admit that ur korean is very good, with almost no accent

Language Simp is always so sarcastic that I completely forgot it was April Fools Day since he's always like this. 😂

@kittensliketoplay

5 ай бұрын

wait this video was made on april first?

Bro what the hell I'm actually subscribed to this guy since he had like 80k subscribers and now he actually has more than 920k subs- Damn😅

You should learn welsh. It’s got some crazy features. I’m a native

1:59 he says 한국어 할 수 있어요. It translates to " I can speak Korean." However, Noth Korea calls itself 조선 (Chosun) and its language 조선말. I believe they also favor the -니다 form over the -요 form. "Joshua" could sound more authentic by saying "조선말 할 수 있습니다." Edit: A person more knowledgeable than me knows better below. Now that I think about it, making the obvious error of speaking the South Korean dialect is probably part of the joke.

@kamatsu8

Жыл бұрын

they don't favour the 니다 form (하십시오체) over the 요 form (해요체), they use 하십시오체 in the same contexts south koreans do. North Korean men just don't use the 해요체 very often, and usually use the uncommon-in-the-south 하오체 instead, but women speak with mostly the same levels as south koreans.

@gytan2221

Жыл бұрын

Yup… you never know if Joshua is actually joking or not 😂

"You wouldn't stop screaming about Kil Il-Sung, so I had to put you in a cage"

It needed a clip of that loud announcer lady you always see when they throw...err rocket a can in the sky

As a North Korean, I would like to say that having visited us at least once, you will never want to return to America, there are so many достопримечательность, and you will idinahuy it very much

@Pa_life

Жыл бұрын

Русский мат теперь как часть предложения на американском*😂

“Please, speak American!” I burst into laughter 😂 soooo adorable of your mom to play along with you in this video

“Please speak American“ 😂

See you there

I remember when videos like these just started out

I finally know Language Simp's legal birthname.

I really want to go to North Korea!!) We have one guy in Russia (actually there are a lot of them, but he's the only one who showed up in the interview) who did a report on North Korea at the university and decided to find out for himself if that's really the case. He's been working with North Korea for years and they had a project where they wanted to do some girl and guy bloggers, but the "democratic" youtube itself banned them from doing it. If I myself had not observed how and why KZread has been blocking Russian bloggers for the past year, I might not even believe it) but we are witnessing it ourselves) they block people who do not agree with the American agenda🤡

@mush6681

Жыл бұрын

You do realise this video is satire right?

@lumithelapphund6990

Жыл бұрын

Nah😂💀

@angamaitesangahyando685

7 ай бұрын

It pains me so much that I will never be able to pay my respect to Juche Korea because I happen to be born in the Ukraine which has chosen the American side in this world war... Juche Korea is like heaven on Earth (yes, I'm weird, and I'm not a communist even). - Adûnâi

i know there's probably a lot of Joshuas there in the US but figuring out that's your name is really really cool to me cuz in my country it's a very rare name that has caused me so many annoying situations and it still does.

The travel ban expires this year on Aug. 31st lol

I hope this is not an April Fools joke, I always wanted to see what L dong looks like

Next you could move to Portugal in order to learn European Brazilian

@CookieFonster

Жыл бұрын

it's called Portuguese Brazilian. to avoid confusion, the version of brazilian spoken in brazil is usually called South American Brazilian.

good lucky. I hope that you post videos in north korea too 😢

화팅 션생님!

Bro fulfilled the american dream

As a north korean, I can't wait for you to hear NKpop

@gytan2221

Жыл бұрын

Yes, the Kim girls is my favourite North Korean pop girl band

Should do a language review on japanese

fun korea❤

The better question is, who the hell is Joshua? 😂

@mattstone8111

Жыл бұрын

Seriously, I thought his birth name was Language Simp.

@LeytonTheCringeBoi

Жыл бұрын

@@mattstone8111 ikr

@RaffieFaffie

Жыл бұрын

@@mattstone8111 It is. Joshua is just a nickname of his.

Who the f$&# is JOSH? I feel so betrayed :(

Transfer each cooked lasagna sheet carefully into a large bowl or pot filled with cool water to help stop the cooking process.

POV it is April 1

This man really just added a new level of satire on top of his usual satire

@montecarlostar

Жыл бұрын

Yeah he's making fun of Otto Warmbier 😒

I'm so happy for you! North Korea is so great that almost nobody ever left the country. And the ones who did regretted after

@kittensliketoplay

5 ай бұрын

Lmao, we know why no one left, and what happened to those who tried to leave

in this channel everyday is an april's fool day.

This video had me rolling 😂😂😂

Here’s a life lesson from my professor of International Politics that I’ll never forget: “Any country that has ‘democratic republic of’ as part of its name is first and foremost NOT a democratic country” lol

bruh "한국어 할 수 있어" is a weird sentence within the context (i may be wrong) because it means "I can speak korean" in future tense

@kamatsu8

Жыл бұрын

it's weird cos he used the south korean term for the language. But that is not future tense. 수 and 줄 always take the future modifier, so 할 수 있어 is the standard way to express capability to do something. Future tense would be 할 수 있을 거야 or something.

oh nooo!

As a North Korean who lives on the China-North Korea border, I can confirm that my Chinese neighbors have good Internet.

Good bye freedom guy!

@EnglishOrthodox

Жыл бұрын

North Korea is the most democratic nation

@doudou4657

Жыл бұрын

*North Korea Enters The Chat* *Freedom Has Left The Chat*

@EnglishOrthodox

Жыл бұрын

@@doudou4657 wdym? It’s so democratic that they vote for you.

Шутки в сторону, я хочу видеть нашего ЛангуагеСимпа в КНДР.

No, I was so glad to hear you speak in Russian and English!

I never expected you to be a Josh 😂

1:32 but The authorities will provide you with housing in the DPRK. (sorry i don't speak english This is from a Google translator)

Move ASAP!!

1:19 Turn the volume up, and click this in public.

He better be moving in the DMZ zone

I keep forgeting that its april 1st

Didn't know North Korea had a KZread channel again, they used to have several channels before with similar style, basically North Korean women doing North Korean things, most were in English but I've also seen one who speaks Russian, but they were deleted by KZread years ago.

Ah, Oui, mucha suerte con questo!

Cool guy, thank you so much for the good mood!