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@jaidentslgl2753

Ай бұрын

Please do worst of international airports from overseas

@TheBillzilla

Ай бұрын

Had to laugh at the t-shirt - That's how the Indonesians pronounce it. :)

@nick_adams672

Ай бұрын

No thanks

@AB0BA_69

Ай бұрын

Mate, do you really believe that airport security is anything other than security theater?? 😂

@OB.x

Ай бұрын

How about this I will buy 10 t shirts and ship them to my crappy crackden apartment in the US. If you do one show in Texas not Austin. This is attempt number I have lost count over 8 years Oh now I get it he's never going to go on a plane now because of this😂

I flew out of Afghanistan on a civilian plane, and the part of the waiting area was just open air because part of the building had collapsed, and it was snowing hard as fuck. 10/10. Never seen harder working pilots. Dude drove his own fuel truck to the plane and filled it up himself.

@krissteel4074

Ай бұрын

Yeah some people have it tough, god forbid no Rotten Ronnies slop to make your fat arse even lardier at the airport

@zudedude

Ай бұрын

@@krissteel4074 When checking in they had a small bathroom floor scale to weigh everything. So you'd step on then weigh, then grab your luggage then weigh. There was a guy with a phone calculator adding up all the numbers. Still a great time. No food but there was a guy selling rugs so that was cool.

@H2o3G2a

Ай бұрын

This made me laugh hahaha that's why travelling abroad is important. worst case grateful, best case inspirational.

@zudedude

Ай бұрын

@@H2o3G2a Honestly though. The whole experience was crazy and there's more to the story of Afghanistan airport that was as equally weird/funny. But the second I landed in Turkey and America I was like ah ya this is the shithole I remember. I can deal with snow and sketchy planes but goddamn the second I see massive lines and TSA I think yup this is the real Hell.

@itookallthenames

Ай бұрын

Yes but was there a bubular

You're dead on about a woman complaining... I stood in line at Tassie airport while the screaming woman in front of me started yelling out "I NEED TO GET BACK TO MELBOURNE, I NEED TO GO GET ME ABORTION.... YOU GONNA COMPENSATE ME FOR THAT!!!!"

@solarmaru49

Ай бұрын

White people are fking hilarious Airports in Aus are great

@gg-er1vv

Ай бұрын

Wow

@Jonathan-Shadow

Ай бұрын

Why doesn’t she just antagonise a Kangaroo and get it done for free?

@lllordllloyd

Ай бұрын

You leave the Premier's wife out of this. (Also bloody rare for a Tassie bogan to get a desperately-necessary abortion, so, a win there).

@Channel-cy4lh

Ай бұрын

Her mum must have missed the plane.

9:45 As a Bangladeshi who has gone to many gas station toilets in the country the very thought of an airport with worse toilets than some place called "Bangla Rd" terrifies me

@Koin00

29 күн бұрын

Ey ey bhaiiiiii

Driving to Sydney airport is an incredible experience. I either pay $45 to get there in an hour with tolls or I drive about 7 hours through Newtown to get there. Then I can spend about 3 hours finding the carpark, spend $55 for a 15 minutes of parking, spend about 45 minutes trying to find a parking space and then finally finding a spot thats 42km away from the terminal building

@goddepersonno3782

Ай бұрын

and then get fined $200 for spelling your name wrong in the parking machine

@fuzzyhair321

Ай бұрын

This is why i catch the train

@_Jester_

Ай бұрын

You could walk.

@Mr_jz_12

Ай бұрын

Hence why I flew from newcastle.........also....... fuck driving in sydney. One you're off the major highways, that place is FUCKED to drive.

@TheHenirik

Ай бұрын

@@goddepersonno3782 You need to enter your name to get parking in Australia?

I've been to Wagga Wagga airport. That was literally a shed in a paddock. Baggage drop was just a hole cut into the wall where you dump your bag through and the staff grab from the other side.

@DeidreL9

Ай бұрын

Ah, rural luxury…

@nostalgiaof98

Ай бұрын

To be fair that is the most barebones explanation of every airport on the planet

@kremepye3613

Ай бұрын

That's every rural airport in Australia

@Arjayyyyy

3 күн бұрын

@@kremepye3613nah Tamworth’s pretty good

fun fact: reason they got all them dogs at the Hobart airport is cause Tasmania is the world's single largest producer of legal opium poppies. Literally half of the opioid epidemic in the US was shipped directly from Tasmania.

@madprunes

Ай бұрын

​​@@stuartstibbs2069 opiates, apples, and metal ore are also up there. Also most of the devils are dead.

@shaneashley5463

Ай бұрын

No that's Afghanistan

@madprunes

Ай бұрын

@@shaneashley5463 they said legal, also Myanmar passed Afghanistan after the talaban made it illegal and killed the industry

@stevewindsor3858

Ай бұрын

​@madprunes believe it or not, they didn't. It was all fluff pieces. They destroyed OLD poppies. They'd already been harvested. Now they've even moved on to Meth. Cheaper/faster to make.

@guy8968

Ай бұрын

Lol that's not true. The dogs mostly just smell for fruits veg and meat. We have very strict biosecurity in Tassie. Yeah we produce like a third of the world's opium but the dogs only smell cunts coming IN so what the hell they gonna do

Flew Tullamarine to Newcastle.. Had 2x 6 packs of beer in my carry on. Told the guy at the customs scanner.. He then pick my bag up to chest height.. stares right at me and drops it.. does it two more times and then says he's disappointed none of them broke.. what a pole smoker

@smilingjack7622

Ай бұрын

No business class lounge at Newie. Fun fact. If there is no lounge at departure you can use it at destination. If there is one.

The dog at Hobart airport is to stop people accidentally bringing in pest insects and destroying the agriculture

@PneumaticFrog

Ай бұрын

Me coming in with pest insect eggs stuck to the bottom of my shoe

@redline3045

Ай бұрын

The place is already destroyed and it wasn’t the insect…….but if you swap the places with the s and c 🤔

@GregoryShtevensh

Ай бұрын

An example is Myrmecia ants. Tasmania has its own, but because they're an expensive pet to buy, people are tempted to sell them to Tasmanians, who want a wider range of choices of species

@madprunes

Ай бұрын

​@@redline3045if you replace the word with, with the word of, you might just have a sentence worth reading rather than something on par with the reviews.

@redline3045

Ай бұрын

@@madprunes one look at your profile picture and it explains your defence.

Fun fact about air traffic control at Perth, it's all done from Melbourne, the ATC tower at Perth is an emergency failover site and is normally unmanned.

@DrCoomer_1

Ай бұрын

ATC workers need more alcohol

@roxannlegg750

Ай бұрын

Thats so criminal

@mycosys

Ай бұрын

@@roxannlegg750 in what way?

@roxannlegg750

Ай бұрын

@@mycosys because nothing replaces real people on site. I know ppl personally who work in air traffic control and they alll say its a good idea in practice - bad can be a very bad idea in some circumstances. Like all things. Scale back staff, it is never better.

@declanbarrett8566

Ай бұрын

I mean I wouldn't want to give birth to my cousin's baby either

The funniest thing about airports for me as a Tasmania, is when I’m flying home and visitors freak out over the dogs thinking that they are checking you for drugs. They’re not. They are looking for fruit. They want to check that you don’t have any organics that could be carrying fruit fly into the state.

The choppers in Adelaide (at night) are almost always SAPOL.

@spooderman3425

Ай бұрын

Or it's the MedStar helicopter taking someone to the RAH.

@CloCkWeRX

Ай бұрын

My poor rattling windows, like 200 days a year

@extreamaussieguy2968

Ай бұрын

Especially around the Morphett Vale / Hackham / Christies Beach area.

@inz1

Ай бұрын

@@spooderman3425 it’s almost never that.

@Ranganation

Ай бұрын

@@inz1 Except when it is.

Gold coast now runs for the worst airport for design...so pass through security to domestic to get to international, buy some overpriced drinks for the flight..walk to international and what's that a second security screening point and all drinks bought in the domestic area are now deemed not flight safe. What the actual fuck. Poor form

@ht8286

Ай бұрын

Perth fucks up all the time and puts domestic flights into the international and then refuses to give your luggage back because you left the Viagra in your check in bag

@redhel

Ай бұрын

That's the system working as intended

@cheeseontoastbrah

Ай бұрын

@@redhel explain how mate

@4EVERFAD3D

Ай бұрын

​@@cheeseontoastbrahtaking people's money..

@cheeseontoastbrah

Ай бұрын

@4EVERFAD3D well it's certainly doing that and not much else

The paragraph about the guy complaining about bringing a knife on a plane is gold

Wait until you go to Tennant Creek airport, it's literally a glorified shed.

@bexactlyyy

Ай бұрын

Please, stories!!!

@cc227able

Ай бұрын

@@bexactlyyy They've got one plane and they're very proud of it!

@thericesquad

Ай бұрын

Is the baggage claim still a trolley next to the shed?

@kienhwengtai8113

Ай бұрын

@@thericesquad Only been there once. Just checked updated photos of the airport, it's now a fancy airconditioned shed.

FYI the dog sniffing at Hobart/Launceston airport is not for drugs.

@Mikeypy

Ай бұрын

Fruits?

@myopinion69420

Ай бұрын

@@Mikeypy fruits, veggies, seeds etc.

@HitTheBricks89

Ай бұрын

std's?

@dan271291

Ай бұрын

@@myopinion69420 ohhh.. I thought you were heading in a different direction

@Lol-og9me

Ай бұрын

@@dan271291huh

To anyone worried about the time limit in the drop off at Perth airport you can stay in long term parking for an hour at no cost

@redhel

Ай бұрын

the extra 55 minutes are for the extra time it takes to walk to and from the terminal

@ht8286

Ай бұрын

The two minute bus from the train station to the terminal is a nightmare

@billylion3073

Ай бұрын

@@ht8286 right! the terminals are super close together too

My first time flying was probably a standard amount of suckage, maybe much less compared to others. Had to throw away my perfume cause it was too much fluid and couldn't be carryon luggage. I'd never flown before, because I was poor LOL never travelled really at all, so only flew as an adult. In my naivety, I didn't think perfume would be seen as a potential terroristic threat? I'm now more than very aware of the difficulties of flying on a personal basis now...

Well if the complaint about the dogs doing the bio security checks at Hobart airport scared the writer into thinking the airport was unfriendly, they could have travelled by ferry to Devonport instead. They have different dogs to greet you there. One checked out my car and got stuck into the peanuts I had on the passenger seat, the little f***. He was a very cute Beagle though, so I still prefer him to the scared writer about Hobart airport.

I completely lost it at ‘Did John Barilaro write that one?’

There is not a more vile toilet then the one at Venice Beach, California i kid you not i took one look at it and was sure i was in HELL! I can still smell it and that was 22 years ago.

There's really only 3 working airports in the entire country and that's Melbourne, Sydney and Brisbane. The rest of the country doesn't exist, oh Perth sometimes exists. Mad dog

@ht8286

Ай бұрын

You need to see Newman Airport ffs Or the one out of Roy Hill

@martinflett4900

Ай бұрын

What does this have to do with mad dog?

@DrKron6104

Ай бұрын

3…. It’s The same amount of people that don’t complain in Australia. There’s bigger problems in the world than waiting to board a plane…… get a life or a rope

@billylion3073

Ай бұрын

@@ht8286 Flew from Esperance to Perth with a stop at Ravensthorp once Esperance is tiny but really nice .....Ravensthorp though ...i thought i was going to die probably because the run way was a dirt track and the plane fishtailed on the landing almost 180 degrees and all the people in the town look like they have been exposed to lead poisoning for 30 years then decided to take up meth

The absolute SHADE thrown at Dernancourt, I miss how good that shopping area used to be.

I flew on the airplane once back from Central America at like 2:00 in the morning and I heard the thing on there that you never want to hear. " is there anyone on board that is a doctor" "😂 nope not ever on Spirit Airlines at 2:00 a.m."

As an Adelaideian, Gate 16 is the international gate, gate 17 doesnt exist then it goes from gate 26 to gate 52 with none in between

Been the bali airport, i recommend using the toilet before going leaving. Its literally a hole you squat in. For a city that has locals and Aussies you'd think the toilets at a busy airport would be you know up to standard

@yobgow

Ай бұрын

OMG its almost like its not Australia and they do stuff different in other countries you obvious bogan. Stop acting like a entitled American.

Parafield Airport in SA is essentially a collection of sheds (though its an airport mainly for light aircraft and pilot training)

@yobgow

Ай бұрын

It's not a passenger airport. No airlines operate regular flights out of it 🙄

@jackmealor6793

Ай бұрын

It’s a training airfield as I understand… it’s been known for training some REALLY famous aviators in the past too

@thatdudeinasuit5422

Ай бұрын

@@jackmealor6793 really? Do know anyone in particular?

1:35 here is this except correctly formatted for a haiku: No Suitcases in sight Perth Airport has only one job Load and unload planes

@Shleggo

Ай бұрын

(Edited) At school, I was taught that a haiku only had 5 syllables for line one, then 7 in line two, and then back to 5 again for line 3. For example: No-suit-case-in-sight (5) Perth-Air-Port-has-just-one-job (7) Load-and-un-load-planes (5) It appears I've started a massive war in the comments below, so my apologies for that. I'm no haiku expert, but I think the original commenter made an error.

@Kamikoozy

Ай бұрын

Suitcases is 3 syllables, confucius.

@floatinghamstick

Ай бұрын

That's 6-8-5, I don't think that's right.

@Azmania3000

Ай бұрын

Haiku has 4 phrases? I thought it had to include thematic aspects like landscape and weather too

@Shleggo

Ай бұрын

@@Azmania3000 @Azmania3000 I made a haiku about a volcano in grade 5 or 6 that I still remember. I thought they only had 3 phrases. Anyway, this is the haiku I made up, if you're interested: Fi-re-works-a-light Smoke-es-capes-like-lea-king-gas Vol-ca-no re-born

Do prisons next. I saw the funniest Google review on a prison once

wow its been like 20 years since i heard that term for a water fountain... a bubbler... oh sorry it was a bubular... in sydney's public school that i went to from primary 2 to primary 4 they only had them inside the toilets... now that i am grown up and think about it... its fucking weird that the bubbler was inside the toilets.... but the kids usually use the taps outside that are placed randomly around the school instead since they were more conveniently placed around where people are usually...

I work in an airport and it is chaos. I cry at least once a day lol.

Seriously, Brisbane Airport is in a swamp, not a paddock. "When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a Airport on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest Airport in all of Brisbane."

@TheRileyg98

Ай бұрын

Yep, basically that's all of Eagle Farm and Pinkenba. Swampland reclaimed.

@rowanhill9854

Ай бұрын

But I don't want that, father...

@Brakiros

25 күн бұрын

And now they've built an extension on what used to be the ocean lol

@duncandrummond726

24 күн бұрын

@@Brakiros I thought the 2nd runway was deeper in the swamp. Port of Brisbane is soon to be a new land bridge to Moreton Island and onward to the Solomon Islands.

Airports aren’t fun, but you know what I hate more? No Warhammer videos

@thepoliticalloser

Ай бұрын

YOU FUCKEN STOLE MY COMMENT

@Sanguinarius9999

Ай бұрын

In the grim darkness of 2024 there is only inflation.

@Fruitcupper

Ай бұрын

That gave me a right giggle.

@martinflett4900

Ай бұрын

gay

@AlternativeImpulse

19 күн бұрын

What a surprise the asian dude running the sex bot account likes fucking warhammer

Mate you should see the Mount Beauty airport. The 2 original hangers are 80 years old and rusting apart, yet still in use. And it's next to a sewerage farm.

moral of the story: every one star review was written by a grumpy old lady except the one guy who is the reincarnation of shakespeare

Dude that was an extremely nice shed. You should have shown an average shed.

As someone who has been to an airport thats a shed in a paddock (kuala lumpur 2 back in like 2010) for a 9 hour layover.... Brisbane airport is the garden of eden

Adelaide airport has signs in the bathrooms telling people not to drink the toilet water.

The blackhawks buzz over regency park at about 200ft in the dead of night with no lights on, wicked shit

@buda3d2007

Ай бұрын

I've lived in countries where if this DOESN'T happen I get worried, ffs!

@smilingjack7622

Ай бұрын

very distinctive sound.

Now I'm having to google maps Morphetvale in relationship to Derancourt at 1:15am est, for duck sake.

Cmon Jordies Julian Assange is free!! When’s the video gonna drop?

Gotta love the la experience of flying, as an la resident, I use Burbank airport for almost all flights as lax is all the way across the county and always requires you to leave ~3hrs prior to boarding to get to the airport on time, and that’s pushing it

Hobart airport dogs are for biosecurity between Tassie and mainland 👌.

I never thought I would feel such gratitude for the Portland (Oregon) airport, considering it's the only reason I ever go to the city anymore, and with great reluctance at that - but somehow it's what you've done here. So thanks, Australian Airport Reviewers. 👏👏👏

pretend i said something insightful and intelligent, thanks

@Mackarony5

Ай бұрын

That was a very insightful and intelligent comment, well done!

@squeakymonjuer

Ай бұрын

Wow!

@daddyshrek5666

Ай бұрын

Aw true ay sick point

@krmulliger

Ай бұрын

It takes a strong person to admit that, I’ll be honest. 10/10, keep it up, inspiring ❤😂

@TheRealMycanthrope

Ай бұрын

Mate, that was profound. I actually have a lot to think about now, and I'm going to make some changes in my life, starting right now.

I agree with your take on Perth, wondering why it is there. I'm Perth born and bred. Well not bred, my parents had just got off the boat. Perth airport is ok, 3.6 Roetgen. Generally the next stop from Perth is Singapore Changi, now that place is an airport. I'd move in if they'd let me.

8:25 I gonna say this short cus I don’t want to dox my self and I know you will like it. When I was in Perth airport idk why I did this time stamp just reminded me of the story. As I was saying when I was in Perth airport with my rugby team one of there moms who wanted to come with thought it would be smart bring 20 oranges 9 bananas and 6 apples and other stuff and a sniffer dog comes past and smells it, they start trying to pat the dog saying it’s cute then the K9 officer starts talking on there radio and then ask. “What’s in the bag” she in her infinite wisdom says “just snacks” so she gets here back taken and she has to go with it they come back 5 min later and say “who’s hungry because we can’t bring the food” so a few of us where eating and yes she had meat and seeds and stuff like that as well unsealed. Her son ended up getting called uncle g wagon (that’s uninvolved). I think I was lying about it being short

The dogs at Hobart are biosecurity to stop fruit fly from getting into the state. They sniffing for fruit n stuff

I love airports, sure the food prices are ridiculous, but it's interesting place, get to smell the odd bit of aviation gas, gotta love that Jet A1 stuff.

@onedayiwillmakesomecontent

Ай бұрын

Jet fuel is high grade kerosene. Avgas is high octane leaded petrol.

OF COURSE IT'S THE FUCKING HELICOPTERS 🤣 Never change, Adelaide

As a proud Western Australian, I just want to say, those Perth Airport reviews were pretty harsh... and none of them went nearly far enough 😂

1:19 Meanwhile in London Heathrow there are no water taps available so you'd have to buy water from the shops or a vending machine. Bangkok airport has better water access

@killsims

Ай бұрын

There are over 100 water fountains across Heathrow’s 4 terminals. 😊

@jaidentslgl2753

Ай бұрын

@@killsims I didn't see any when I went there. Maybe before you empty your water there may be hundreds but not near the gate

@TheRileyg98

Ай бұрын

The cuntas lounge in Heathrow is actually pretty top notch, hit them up for the salt and pepper squid

I mean if I'd pissed off the Australian Government to the same level and Shanksy, I too would hate airports. They must a have a monogrammed pair of blue rubber gloves with his name on them by this point. For "Random addition screening"

5:21 It seems the sentence is saying that the workers aren't expected to do anything, so they don't do anything.

"No bublar" that is 100% a US person from Pittsburg who is only semi-literate. They call water fountains bubblers there.

Very recently did Adelaide to Sydney on the first flight out of Adelaide and this is going to sound very cliche but there was only one shop open at the airport at 4.30am and it was a Soul Origin. Got to the airport early to grab some breakfast before boarding my flight and wasn't going to eat what they had. Luckily I guess the Macca's opened up around 5ish and just grabbed something from there.

My favourite thing about Hobart is the federal police have outnumbered the passengers getting off the plane half the times I have flown in. It's like they have decided every capital airport needs the same amount of cops without considering the amount of passengers.

i remember seeing friendlyjordies at sydney airport i think, it was the airport with the fish and chips but the fish tasted slightly suspicious and had enough bones for an archaeologist to discover a new species

Jude with the best review you've ever had went full "Thousand Blossoms Bloom" on that change up.

I was in Addis Abbaba airport... either yesterday or very early today, depending on what timezone you'd want to consider What a strange place. You can get some luxury products for a third to a fifth of the regular price, but you a whooper at BK is 15 US Dollars

@TheRileyg98

Ай бұрын

Probably all fakes tho

@Jonathan-Shadow

Ай бұрын

@@TheRileyg98Maybe people like Gukki and Luis Visconce.

@juannaym8488

Ай бұрын

@@TheRileyg98 nah I looked at the packaging veeeeery closely. It's all original, but untaxed and without any custom fees added

Cape Preston Airport goes off. Landing strip, indoor area, undercover outdoor area, toilets and showers, smoking area

Helicopters over Dernancourt are probably police helicopters. I'm guessing things have gone downhill at Morphett Vale in the more recent years.

4:33 I've heard of this, it's a flight school that sends out annoyingly loud ass planes 24/7 so it's impossible to sleep.

Dubbo airport basically is a shed lmao Newcastle airport used to be a shed (I remember you could dine outside with the planes going past) but they've gotten all fancy with the place now. Mildura airport also had shed vibes but I flew into there when I was wasted so can't fully remember. Also it was, like, 2013 when that happened. Definitely worse places lmao

"Wrap this one up toots...I'm not made o'money!" Bahahahaha! From awful impersonation to even worse...brilliant!!

Please for the love of god do something on Darwin airport, although recently it has surpassed the one star rating because, although it is a 24hr airport, there is finally food available past 5pm. It has been under perpetual major renovations/construction for the last 12 years and every time I've been there in the last 2 years (which would be over a dozen times) there were significant changes.

Is the music starting at 9:48 also in the WildTangent game Fate?

My favorite thing about Hobart airport is that they started doing flights to New Zealand so they started calling themselves an international airport. The new Zealand flight got canned because of COVID but they still call themselves an international airport

Wellington NZ train station has a platform 9 3/4, there’s a sign & all. Platform 10 is basically the bus platform

Bangla Rd is basically that one main road in the section where all the dodgy nightclubs are

Man I’m so glad you’re back

Patong is definitely the cesspool of Phuket 🤣 That being said, the people watching on Bangla Road is absolutely phenomenal. Great content as always

I was on a flight back to Brisbane from Sydney and surprise surprise the flight was delayed, but instead of being delayed at the gate the entire plane was loaded and sat on the tarmac in fucking Mascot for nearly an hour. We sat on the tarmac for longer then the flight duration.

Doha Airport smoking room... 20 years from now when i'm dying of Cancer I will blame that place specifically.

Meanwhile, in NZ I made it through Wellington domestic security screening a couple weeks ago, with a mini craft knife on my keys and didn't notice they missed it till I landed in Dunedin and looked at my keys like "oops" (thank god I had checked bags for the way back because Dunedin always picks it up and after two fuck ups my free knife became $10 after leaving it with the key hold/collection service). Plot twist they saw the sunflower lanyard and were like we'll let it slide XD

ngl I can’t look at Australian airports after watching that one movie about a drug mule who ends up needing to stuff shit-covered condoms filled with heroin down his gullet after passing them out in police custody.

This has made me realise that I haven't taken a single flight post-COVID that wasn't at least a little delayed, and I've flown a couple of dozen times since then. Thought I was just supremely unlucky or perhaps cursed by the gods of aviation.

For all the criticisms you can make of Adelaide, the airport's actually pretty good. It's compact, and simply laid out.

"If you're a resident of Adelaide, your entire life is one long break" - Friendlyjordies 2024

Someone really complained about the helicopters around Adelaide.

Gate 16 does indeed exist. That person just wasn't special enough to find it.

My experience at the montreal paris airports was very standard and without incident(almost, for one guy with a speaker, was resolved quickly) One thing, it was my first time, so i didnt expect how quick it went and rushed(like "GO GO GO"(exaggeration)) like it was, but its paris and Montreal, lots of tourism, should have known.

I needed the laughs today. You are my Prozac. Thank you and may I have some more?

I Imagine Canberra Airport would have some tales to tell and not just politicians knocking over reporters

7:18 good. Glad to have some Bruz content. I’ve been on the verge of making my own knockoff Bruz jokes

Living in adelaide for 25 years im now questiong wether its a state or not, thank you for the information

They have the sniffer dogs at Launceston as well, better to sail in

What's the music at 2:58 ?

Waiting for your review of some FIFO airports 😂

Good ol' Brisneyland

Non-Adelaideans won't understand how infamous that helicopter is. Everyone in the city has heard it at some point as they're finally drifting off to sleep. Fucking SAPOL.

@Ranganation

Ай бұрын

Looking for those highly dangerous Mexican tomato plants! Its either around Salisbury or its Noarlunga/Hackam 😂

Flown to n from a few airports around Aus. I don't know when we decided an airport aught to feel like an American strip mall teleported in from the 80's. Perth an Hobart are perfectly cromulent buildings. Sydney n Melbourne Airports are like Eascher n Dali took to much acid, had a wild night, and 9 months later left whatever happened on the side of the road infront of a bunch of guys in high vis whose only skills are jabbing shovels at thing's. Ineffectively.

Please extend this series to paddock sheds and title the video "Farmer wants an airport"

Ah yes, airports. The owners of all helicopters. Definitely not the police or news.

Sniffer dog caught me at Hobart airport. Turns out it was for food. Good job, you caught me :D

1:00 minute in, it's pronounced: Bubb-Ler - it's the common term for what you would call "a drinking fountain" in the US States of Wisconsin and Rhode Island.

Hobart airport is nice and warm. The dog sniffing is a regular thing and I've been told by some Hobart-Melbourne regulars that they've actually managed to befriend said dog(s). The airport itself reminded me of Gladstone Airport, so I don't really know why they call it Hobart International; it's more like a small regional airport tucked away in the quaint background of Seven Mile beach (amazing spot for Aurora photography!) The SkyBus is a pain in the ass though but overall 7/10 experience.

@WorksOnMyComputer

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The international bit is because the runway is long enough to take larger commercial aircraft. Why said aircraft would want to fly to Hobart, has not been clearly explained.

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@@WorksOnMyComputer Many such mysteries about Hobart.

Melbourne's Tullamarine is more of a shed in a paddock than Brissy

Perth airport runway feels like landing on a corrugated road.

is it just me, or does the terminal at Hobart airport smell like there had previously been a stampede of 1000 wilderbeasts throughout?