McDonald's employees, tell us the craziest stories about what you saw on the job. We'll turn the best ones into a very silly video. REPLY HERE.

@rodrick2772

Ай бұрын

a fellow co-worker who did a line (funny powder) in the break room.

@Veltrosstho

Ай бұрын

Not a Maccas, but another fastfood sit down chain. Had a last minute burger order, literal 1 minute before close, I had already cleaned the grill and had just flicked the fryer off. One burger and fries, mid rare, no pickles. Bet your ass I dunked my (gloved) hands into the pickle juice before touching EVERY part of that meal.

@SupahPowers

Ай бұрын

One day the regional manager and a couple of local store managers were doing a tour of our store to see how our new manager was doing. High marks, high praise all around. I was working on a salad when something dripped on my hand, a watery, grey drop. It didn't move off my hand, it jiggled. When I looked up I saw the air vent on the ceiling was dripping condensation water and congealed vent dust. When I asked my manager to come take a look at this amazing public health spectacle, he looked up. Then he kept looking back at me and back at the vent, until he finally said "oh that's normal" with a nervous grimace. It was never fixed and I quit 3 weeks later.

@NeoCavo

Ай бұрын

I worked at a McDonald's in Adelaide back in the mid 2000s. It was a franchise store that was right place right time so it just drowned in revenue. As such the franchisee was really relaxed, plus genuinely a pretty good dude. Anyway due to being one of the first overnight stores, it became really common for morning staff, if they got obliterated the night before, to crash in the crew room before their shift. One night I was at a friend's 18th and got my way through a full bottle of Jim Beam and had a 6am start. So bourbon brained me decide to ride my pushy to work and crash in the crew room. I get there and the night manager wouldn't let me in. So I decide to go through drive through on my pushy and get a burger. We have an argument and he slams the drive through window on me, hitting me in the face. So of course I did the most logical thing, and put my fist through the drive through window. Safe to say. I sought employment else where the next day. Also 2 weeks prior, some of the lads blew up a Motorola flip phone in the microwave.

@batzzz2044

Ай бұрын

Not a Macca's employee. I work pizza. The little pizza tables in the box....a blind customer ate it. Told me about his nurse being worried about the amount of blood when he passed it. Nicely asked me if I could put a note in his account to not include them in the future.

I used to work at Maccas. On one particular occasion, there was a man smoking ice in the drive thru. The manager asked him to come in the store and wait for the police to arrive, as she had just called them. He politely agreed and waited in the dining room for an hour and a half. The cops didn't show, and we let him go. Nicest meth user I've ever heard of.

@janemacintyre9801

Ай бұрын

nice

@christopherhall7560

Ай бұрын

Gold 😂

@jdp2571

Ай бұрын

Only nice meth users actually eat

@LankyMofo

Ай бұрын

Rofl

@kerriemccoy1647

Ай бұрын

Nice to know the cops don't give a shit about a ice user driving, they turn up when someone dies.

to get kicked out of macca's one must commit an abhorrent sin against Ronald himself.

@GlobinHD

Ай бұрын

Just the thought of it would make anyone Grimace

@emperorpelican8187

Ай бұрын

hahahahha your pathetic

@bexactlyyy

Ай бұрын

Hamburglar just laughing at the back

@DoctorProph3t

Ай бұрын

I drew a hitler stash and red arm band on the sitting Ronald at the Campbelltown maccas, no repercussions. Ronald is a toothless tiger.

@garwynrosser8907

Ай бұрын

I did that once. He was still smiling after I was thrown out

💥 Fun fact: the Ronald Mcdonald House Charity is (probably?) the only [corporation-run] charity [that asks you if you wanna donate at the checkout] that isn't just a clear tax write-off... I can't say much for how they run the whole thing but it is legit: when I was a kid, me and my family stayed in a Ronald Mcdonald House in Spokane, Washington. My baby sister had been born very prematurely and was in the NICU at Sacred Heart Children's Hospital, so we needed a place to stay for a while, that's where RMHC stepped in. It's basically like a hotel but for families who need a place to stay while their kid is in the hospital. There was an open kitchen there and a laundry room too, a fridge there had lots of homemade dishes, they had stuff to play with, it was really cool of them and a relief for my family. My sister is fine, she's 15 now ( : edit: edits added in [brackets] because I was tired and forgot words, so I accidentally sounded like an absolute shill 😶‍🌫💀

@elif6908

Ай бұрын

A lot of charities are not ‘just a clear tax write-off’, personally I would say most of the charities in the world exists to do good work by their definitions. But doing good work quietly doesn’t make an impression in public so we remember those who steal or make a mockery of charities or those are harmful. This is an unfortunate predicament for most public facing institutions, they’re remembered by only with their negatives because we expect them to be good and competent as a default.

@BeyondDictation

Ай бұрын

Thank you Mr clown man company for your service to the community 🫡🫡

@thedeadgypsy

Ай бұрын

Yep, they seem to be the only fast food company that actually does some good for the community. They are the only charity I actually donate to.

@KnightsWithoutATable

Ай бұрын

Yes, it is one of the best charities started by a massive, soulless corp. They do real good in the world.

@thedeadgypsy

Ай бұрын

@@KnightsWithoutATable It doesn't matter if they are a soulless corp. In this case they do good. Talk to anyone who has used a Ronald McDonald house and see what they have to say. Tell me what other fast food corp does as much.

The 40 butters and a ketchup, I used to occasionally do a similar thing when I worked there overnight. I'd do an order for 10 salt, 10 pepper, 10 ketchup and 10 butter. Because the order would for some reason go to both front and kitchen printers. So all my coworkers not on break would see this mile long order slip and think it was a real order (at 4 am when it was skeleton crew because of breaks and shift change) and have a mini panic attack. Then see the order and my dumb ass smiling at them from the kiosk

@leek.3671

Ай бұрын

Evil 😂

From covering Australian politics to reading stories of people being forcibly removed from a fast food restaurant, how versatile

@WoolyCow

Ай бұрын

how is that versatile? there is considerable overlap between the two

@DisabledSpiders

Ай бұрын

@@WoolyCow Ah yes the relation between your local burger joint and political journalism, they go hand in hand

@sirnato5218

Ай бұрын

Does everyone forget our last prime minister’s potentially storied history at a maccas?

@andrewmtgx

Ай бұрын

​@@DisabledSpidersScomo shat himself in one, didya know 😂

@WoolyCow

Ай бұрын

@@DisabledSpiders is it really a hard hitting news story if there isnt at least one mention of old mate ronnie mcdee?

Not Maccas but I worked at Red Rooster. The busiest day of the year at red rooster for some reason is Melbourne Cup, and due to terrible restaurant management, we ran out of chickens that day. The genius manager wanted to microwave our raw chickens for 20 mins and then finish them off in the oven for another 30 mins, to save cooking time. The standard cooking method is 50 minutes in the oven. I tried to explain how little sense it made to do that, but he kept talking over me and saying stuff about microwaves cooking things faster because of stored water pockets in the meat or some shit. Anyway no one died (at least as far as I know). The horse did though.

@MrMmnngghh

Ай бұрын

The horse they used instead of chickens yeah?

@notabot0001

Ай бұрын

@@MrMmnngghhyup either to the glue factory or red rooster (horse)

@handroids1981

Ай бұрын

Pharlap, gone butt not forgotten.

@MJC22.03

Ай бұрын

I had a laugh when I saw that . Red Rooster has a feedback /comment form with a picture of Roosters head with a speech bubble that asks "HOW DID WE DO?" Does anyone else see the irony of a Rooster asking if you were satisfied " eating his relatives ..... members of his own species were cooked and served you. Uhh ...What a Cock head ! LOL

@ItsMeMattyB

Ай бұрын

@@MrMmnngghh nah it was the winner I think

Back in the 90’s I knew a certain bloke with a purple hilux that used to drive around town with the Ronald we “compulsorily acquired” in the tray. We decided that Ronald had finally had enough of the joy riding, and decided to return him. So we climbed onto the roof and deposited him at the peak, so he could properly sit on his throne of obesity and capitalism. I am so glad I grew up before phones had cameras.

@leighhills1

Ай бұрын

Our local Maccas had a full sized Ronald McDonald statue that was mounted to the bench seat, out the front. Someone severed it's head off with a chainsaw, and they covered the top with a black plastic bag til they could get rid of the statue.. Not sure what looked worse for the kids.. lmao

I think I know the “negative burger” thing. Basically as a way to keep as much money, they altered the price of the individual ingredients in the customise burger menu of the self serve machines to put the bulk of the price on the meat itself, however whoever did this seems to have failed at maths because removing everything (which leaves just the bun) has it priced at -$0.05. Obviously just order enough of these to cover your normal mean and voila, free meal.

@Patashu

Ай бұрын

Thanks, this is what I was looking for an explanation of

@soulus98

Ай бұрын

It was hamburgers. At the time the burger was priced at $1.00 and the meat was $1.10. Only removing meat gives a discount, the other ingredients don't matter. So the meat-free hamburger was -$0.10

>pickle racing I'm sorry but you're talking about pickle racing like it's common knowledge and my American ass had no clue WTF until it was described 😂😂

@zjazjaz

Ай бұрын

Idk what part of that was supposed to be self explanatory

@MangoPanic

Ай бұрын

Nah I'm Australian and I didn't know what it was either 😂 I'm a girl tho, it's possible it was more of a thing among teenage boys

@harrijames6228

Ай бұрын

Billy Madison did it first

@harleymcnamara3049

Ай бұрын

@@harrijames6228 who tf is that

@CarlitoManchego

Ай бұрын

An Adam Sandler character in a movie Billy Madison ​@@harleymcnamara3049

My flat mate used to work at McDonalds for years, this is her worst story. For context this happened on a main street in a big city in Scotland. On night a bunch of kids (12-14) came in all in suits or dresses, clearly just leaving a school dance. It was about 23:00 so they closed the upstairs and the only toilet was the disabled one, but you had to ask staff to give you the key at that time of night. Anyway she gave these kids the key and they all went inside. She thought that was odd but was too busy to care, skip forward 10 minutes and none of them had come out yet. So they went up to investigate they heard strange noises from the door and asked if everything was alright but got no answer. They unlocked the door and found all these kids were having a full blown orgy in the McDonald's toilet. They had to phone the police and everything.

@bergfruehling

Ай бұрын

Then 3 months later the same kids came back to apply for a job.

@CaptainBardiel

14 күн бұрын

I laughed so hard that I cramped up.

"Give me ya fkn wallet bruz" I died 🤣

@emperorpelican8187

Ай бұрын

not funny

@pumkin610

Ай бұрын

​@@emperorpelican8187that's subjective

@genericalfishtycoon3853

Ай бұрын

​@@emperorpelican8187 Sure is, how else are Damo n Darren gonna hit the servo and get them Winnie blues m8? Now laugh an toss me ya wallet. People who can't stand up for themselves shouldn't ever try to touch grass.

@kylestolk4699

Ай бұрын

Nowra mention lessgo

Dad drunk a block of emu export to himself one night and wanted maccas, way over .05 dad and the 14yr old me drove to the drive thru, dad ordered and when we get to the window, they gave dad the wrong order then argued they where right, so he drives out the front, pulls 10+ pavers from the footpath and puts them onto the truck, drives back thru the drive thru, jumps out, and proceeds to brick the entire drive thru. Smashed all windows on both drive thru booths, 3 massive side windows and 6 floor to ceiling windows out the front, staggers back to the truck, and drives less than 500m to the hungry jacks drive thru, orders and drives past the maccas he just destroyed with cops everywhere, driving up our street i could see the red and blue lights, got to the house and theres 4 paddy wagons out the front of the house. Dad tries to drive past the house and the cops prodeed to ram the truck, stop it, and next minute dads punching on with 2 cops. Went to court and got 9months prison,(thus is 1995), Remember that night til this day.

@choof_worm

Ай бұрын

What the actual fuck

@lewis8325

Ай бұрын

legend

@thatdude337

26 күн бұрын

They rammed the truck with you still inside?? That's kinda wild. 😂

@Vivi_9

25 күн бұрын

Did you get to eat at least?

@murray.galbraith

16 күн бұрын

🤯🤯🤯

I thank the person who explained pickle racing. Not all of us are that cultured.

@mathewpoole3589

Ай бұрын

Wanyes world has the best depiction of pickle racing at it's finest.

@FullSlyde

Ай бұрын

😂

"Come on, pickle racing is pretty self explanitory" Me, an American: *sweating* yeah, yeah, I know what that is, but could you just tell me anyways?

@FullSlyde

Ай бұрын

😂🤝

I CANNOT BELIEVE I MISSED THIS ONE. My aunt was one hell of a party girl when she was younger, so she says, and one time, in the middle of the night, went through the Macca's drive-through with her 3 friends on foot. How did her absurdly drunk mind go through this? Well, the assumed a car formation (my aunt was driving, one friend in the passenger seat, and two in the back) and walked through the drive-through. They pretended to be in the car, the whole time, the person in the front fucking with the radio, my aunt telling people to get back in their seats whenever they got out of formation, the works. I cannot for the life of me remember whether or not they got food or not, but I still think that this is one that Jordan would have found hilarious. Ah, well.

@legotaku_yt1108

Ай бұрын

Your aunt is an absolute legend.

@boingkster

Ай бұрын

This is way more common than you'd think, haha. I remember walking through the drive through once while a mate filled the car up at a nearby servo. I would've used the counter but the three busses parked outside and packed order counter made my decision for me. Got to the window and the guy said something like 'i shouldn't be doing this but screw ordering from the counter at the moment' hahaha

worked at maccas for 4 years. at maccas they have a yearly corporate audit where they check the cleanliness of the business and to check that employees are following procedures. as my store was never deep cleaned my RM had put the responsibility for cleaning the entire store on me and me alone. The year before he had done the same. I put in 12 hour days working 6 days a week for 3 weeks and we got like a 89% in cleanliness with zero thanks. three weeks before the audit my RM went on a work conference for 2 weeks. as I knew he was getting on the plane for his conference I handed in my 2 week notice knowing the store was beyond fucked with mold being caked on and near the bun steamer and other things equally as disgusting. I was told by my old co workers that they had to get heaps of people from other stores in to get the store presentable the night before the audit. Only did it because the RM was trying to sweep sexual assult alligations between a manager and 10 underage crew under the rug that I had reported.

Worked at a truck stop McDonald’s in Brisvegas. A few insider tips was to unplug the bun steamer whenever a large islander family was ordering, for some reason they’d always order 2 or more family box on steamed buns so we’d unplug the steamer and convince the managers it was broken. Whenever a good looking lady would pass by all us 18-21 yo stoners out back would yell out “cheese, no cheese” as loud as we could to alert each other. My favourite story would be when a guy ordered 11 hamburgers and complained there wasn’t enough sauce on them. After I proceeded to add more sauce he came back in a rage saying the sauce was on the wrong side. He proceeded to throw all 11 at everyone behind the counter. Classy

@SharkZora

Ай бұрын

nah but the steamer one is so real lmao (coming from nz)

Irrelevant to McDonald's but the crack in the basement story reminds me of when I worked at a Servo. It was near the end of my night-shift between 8-9am and walked into the toilets to clean them and I saw this guy snorting SOMETHING off the toilet seat... of all the surfaces in the restroom, he chose the toilet seat... He apologized and left pretty quickly. It still perplexes me to this day.

I used to work the overnight shift at a drive-thru store; on Friday and Saturday nights, we’d usually have two extra people on shift to support the main overnight crew. One particularly quiet weekend, my coworker and I were mucking around and making animal noises on the headsets between orders (as one usually does). The centre button on the headsets lets you talk to your coworkers, while the two side buttons allow you to talk to customers. The buttons are very close together. Keep this in mind. Anyway, my friend started barking at me like a dog through the headset as a car rolled in. I pressed what I thought was the centre button and barked back, kinda like Brian from Family Guy. As the world around me fell silent, I realised my truly unforgivable mistake. Moments later, all I could hear were bellows of laughter from all directions: the customers through my headset, my friend, my coworkers and the manager in the kitchen, all were all pissing themselves laughing. The laughter sustained for about thirty seconds, but it may as well have been a century. I was *mortified* beyond imagine. Although the customers were good sports about it, I felt so bad for them that I ended up shouting them their order.

@Jonathan-Shadow

Ай бұрын

*WOOF WOOF. BARK BARK* lmaaooo

I worked at McDonalds with an alcoholic. He'd take a half bottle of whisky while going on trash walks. Somehow kept his job until he came thru the drive thru off shift so drunk he could barely speak. Had a colleague who quit after being asked to clean the disabled toilet - there was shit everywhere... on the floor, the walls, the ceiling. Every surface was absolutely caked. I'm still clueless how they made it out of the bathroom. Just an incredible amount of shit. A Hindu manager and crew member hated one another, manager comes through drive thru on his day off with family. Said staff member drops a chicken nugget in the veggie vat so "his children would go to Hell"

Used to work at Macca's. Not sure if they still use it now, but back then, they used to use these vertical sauce bottles that had the loading mechanism + the sauce bottle itself which you would fill up. These sauces were used for the more gourmet burgers + limited edition burgers that used your non-standard sauces. The thing about these devices is that the trigger mechanism would get really wet and moist and hold sauce residue inside the trigger mechanism. As part of Food Safety they were meant to be cleaned out every night by night crew. How often were they really cleaned? Never. One day, I noticed a foul stench from the bottles while making a burger and after opening the sauce device up, I found it was plastered with slimy mould, chunky gunk, and ungodly horrors that would make anyone sick. The smell was attrocious and I can still remember it to this day. I raised it with the managers and their response was "Huh, we'll get night crew to take care of it". The next day on my shift, when I checked on the bottle triggers, they were still all full of the devil's breakfast. I would constantly tell the managers and they would just yell at me and get me to clean it so I stopped saying anything 😂 If you ever got sick from Macca's back in 2014-2016, chances are it was either due to uncooked meat, or these sauce bottles that no one ever cleaned. If they still use the same sauce bottles today, I wouldn't be surprised if they weren't cleaned. Food Safety inspectors would have a field day lol. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

@alexwright6816

Ай бұрын

I made coffees and never went into the kitchen as I soon found it caused me to have panic attacks but no one checked if the chicken was properly cooked. We had multiple cases of food poisonings.

The dad was Wiggum because the kid was clearly Ralph

@emperorpelican8187

Ай бұрын

boring

I never go to Maccas but the last two times I was there are nuts. Most recently, I was busting for the loo, and the only place to stop was Whittlesea Maccas. I walk into the bathroom and there's 'brown' smeared on the walls. Now, if I was not desperate, I would have just turned and walked out. But I was, so I quickly 'went' and then washed my hands with hot water and soap for like a minute. The other time I was at Melb Central Station and needed my water refilled. Now, the Maccas there has two windows, and I'm on the less busy Melb central side. I ask for water and the goes and gets some. In the 2 minutes I'm waiting, two teens approach, one of them jumps the counter while the other films, and serves himself a soft serve. They are giggling like hyenas at this point. The kid hops back over the counter and I'm expecting them to just wander off with their free soft-serve. But this kid fucking hurls the ice-cream back through the window splattering it all over the wall. The guy comes back with my ice-cold water and then just stares at the ice-cream mess as though it's the third time it's happened this week.

I got kicked out recently, in fact. They refused to give me my order. I even paid for it. I wasnt even overly pissy about it at the 15 minute mark.

@Brimfarm

Ай бұрын

Better of gotten your money back

@emperorpelican8187

Ай бұрын

sure fatty

@fruitsaladin6314

Ай бұрын

@@Brimfarm nope.

@Brimfarm

Ай бұрын

@@fruitsaladin6314 Fuck that there’s no way a zoomer or iPad kid is going to rob me of meal and money, most of those asinine morons can’t even speak coherently (or sometimes at all for that matter) lol

@crazymusicchick

Ай бұрын

Not enough staff

Did the PJ gig in the 1990's at Eastern Creek with 27 mates and the GF. Hired a normal sized bus for transport. Anyways, after it, the 27 others (one missing, another story) decided Guildford Maccas was the go. Bus driver was cool (we gave him a number of smokey incentives) so we tried the drive through. Seemed like a cool idea, until we got wedged between the building and the other side gutter. Half the staff cracked it, their bosses lost it. We just laughed. A few cops, a lot of abuse and a tow driver later, we were on our way hungry but still pssing ourselves. Found out later the driver lost his job over it. Good times.

Well, I did quit my job at a McDonald’s once. So that’s close. Probably can’t go back to that location anyway. Cops got called twice in my first week working there, that was, like, two times too many honestly. Kinda tapped out after a point. Wasn’t worth it for a second job overnight paying minimum wage. lol First one was just a drunk who fell asleep in line, was told that happened pretty regularly. But he basically ground the whole operation at the windows to a halt until the cops could come peel him out of his car. The second one though, was nuts. Guy just started yelling incomprehensibly at me through the window, very animated, very angry. Manager immediately jumps in. Find out he’s mad because he says his daughter was improperly rung up two days prior for a chicken sandwich that should’ve been free with a coupon. He’s threatening to kill people, cops show up, he speeds away. Dunno if they got him. Like I said up top, I actually just straight up didn’t come back to work the next day. Place had other issues too, had to cut off all my hair for the gig, had a manager die. All in a week mind you. Was running a window with a lady who worked for the mayor and also needed a second gig to make ends meet, we’d talk about her freaking masters program in between customers. Again, just wayyyyyyy too much madness for what it paid, all I needed was a quiet overnight gig so I could maybe pay my bills. Wasn’t looking to get killed for Ronald McDonald over a bad coupon that’s for sure.

@emperorpelican8187

Ай бұрын

yea you work at maccas poor

@arbington

Ай бұрын

Correction, *worked at Maccas. Clearly the place has gone to shit in my absence.

@Almonolis

Ай бұрын

​@@arbingtonHe could've also meant that people working at maccas are poor.

@arbington

Ай бұрын

I suppose we’ll never know what they truly meant. Impossible to say really. Maybe they meant to write a profound treatise on the relationship between fast food eateries and poverty. Maybe they were actually trying to call me poor. Maybe they had an involuntary spasm that just happened to spell all that out. Nobody knows.

@bergfruehling

Ай бұрын

@@arbington You were the hero they needed but didn't deserve.

6:49 when my mom worked at a Michaels (craft store), she was cleaning the washroom and noticed a loose tile. Long story short, a coworker had set up a miniature meth lab in the wall of the bathroom

I worked at McDonalds I fucking hated the Monopoly promotions, had some woman come to the counter asking about a voucher. I said it was an online redemption, she started screaming she didn't have a computer and then pulled out her iPhone to enter the code, constantly grumbling and swearing about how stupid we were.

@alexwright6816

Ай бұрын

I remember some guy coming in sometime in 2023 with a loyalty card from pre covid then was surprised that it wasn't valid anymore. The manager on that day was one of the cool ones and gave him a free coffee anyway. Also, the olds complaining that the cabinet muffins were gone was funny/annoying. Explaining to all of them that we stopped years ago was so much fun. The only thing that brought more light to my day was when my coworkers were arguing and trying to drag me into it.

@alexwright6816

Ай бұрын

@@EvilParagon4 it's not the staff's fault, they get paid jack shit. Don't get pissy at them, they're just following the instructions they've been told.

@alexwright6816

Ай бұрын

@@EvilParagon4 not if they've been told by a manager to not give tickets with nuggets. They may have just not received the packaging yet, I know for a fact that for example that the mcdonalds I worked at we didn't give tickets to certain cafe drinks so I can totally see no tickets with nuggets.

@lewis8325

Ай бұрын

@@EvilParagon4 better educated? at McDonalds? you should grow a brain and learn to cook moron

@g3rdus12

Ай бұрын

@@EvilParagon4 They care as much about you as you care about them, not in the slightest. They're not gonna risk their job because a manchild is angry about some missing monopoly stickers lmao.

McDonald's pickles are the absolute best design for sticking to a window though, because they don't do a crinkle cut! They brought this upon themselves

RackaRacka turned Ronald McDonald into a sadistic horror character for years-yet to my knowledge they never got kicked out of McDonalds 😎

The drive through people wouldn't accept that my rollerblades had double the wheels of a car, so technically I was as important as two customers, smh. Ah, the 90's, good times.

My friend reversed his commodore all the way through Kempsey Maccas

respect to maccies workers that put up with the never ending beeping in those kitchens. Idk how y’all work there.

Used to work at maccas about 14 years ago, one overnight shift we had a few junkie girls rock up at 2am to try shoot up in the bathrooms outside, manager called the cops and they rocked up a few minutes later outside the bathroom, as we were watching on the CCTV inside, we see a cockroach walk past the bathroom door, naturally the cops saw and gently kicked the roach inside the bathroom “send in the cocky”. We hear a scream and they run out and get busted.. on the way out a cop wished me happy birthday

Maccas worker confessing sins here, I will never forget one Friday night rush me and a friend just pissing ourselves laughing while making burgers at some joke until said friend had two cheeseburgers Infront of him and was laughing so hard when he reached for the cheese a big stream of dribble came out of his mouth and landed directly in the middle of the burger. We both went silent and laughed even harder as he continued to put the final slice of cheese on and send it to the front counter.

When I was in high school, the local maccas was 24 hours, but only the drive through. The restaurant bit closed at like 9 or 10pm. If we'd been out at a party all night we'd often pretend to be in a car and walk through the drive through to try to buy nuggies. Like 4 or 5 guys all pretending to be sitting down in the rough position of a car's seats, shuffling down the drive through making car noises. Never did manage to convince the staff to give us any food.

@janemacintyre9801

Ай бұрын

🤣🤣

@lostupover

Ай бұрын

Did the same exact thing back in the day 😂

Worked at maccas for a year in high school. My only memory is the time a bunch of drunk dudes came in at like 3am an ordered a mcchicken with like 5 or 6 extra chicken patties. I was the only one working the back so they were watching me and laughing at me trying to close the lid of the box. One of my greatest shames

I got banned from a macdonalds during Covid lockdowns because my friend and I walked in together ordered together and waited together and the manager came within 6 feet of me to explain we couldn’t stand closer than 6 feet apart when I explained the situation I was told rules are rules so being cheeky I said you’re standing within 6 feet of me I’d like you to back up for my safety and the old hag kicked us out WITHOUT A REFUND she walked right behind us lmaoo

@Jonathan-Shadow

Ай бұрын

“Trust the science” lmao.

when I was working at McDonald’s there was an attempted car jacking in the car park. A man walked up to a customer eating in their car and pepper sprayed him through the open window, the guy in the car got out and ran into the store and into the kitchen, since he brought his keys with him the guy was followed into the store. When he realised stealing the guys car wasn’t going to work he threatened to blow the place up and started walking around the servo next door with a lit lighter

I worked at hungry jacks. This couple used to meet their dealer in the disabled toilets so as to not arouse suspicion. One would go into the males toilets, one into the ladies toilets, and one into the disabled toilets. I would sit in the cafeteria watching them open and closing the doors trying to see if anyone was watching and trying to tell each other what was going on. It was like a scooby do chase scene. I guess they didn’t want to be seen all going into the same toilet by me

During the order breaks we would spray the grill with butter oil and chuck a tomato on the grill. We'd then grab the grill spatulas and play air hockey with the tomato until we either scored (by getting it into the oil and meat waste tray on the side of the grill) or the tomato literally melted into a red mush. The managers couldnt work out why they were using so many tomatos until one of them copped one to face when it got flung from the grill. Needless to say i dont work their anymore.

Maybe banned, but can still have food delivered boysss

8:05 I remember seeing stuff about this bug when McDonald’s started rolling out their self order machines where if you got a burger with nothing on it, the price would be negative, this resulted in being able to get free food if you put enough nothingburgers on your order. I am sure you can find footage of this.

Over here in America at 11pm, I see this pop up and immediately stop what I’m doing and think I HAVE TO SEE THIS!!!!!

What? A McD's with a basement? I mean cooking up crack isn't even that surprising anymore but it had a BASEMENT???

> just learnt what pickle racing is < 👀

@CarlitoManchego

Ай бұрын

Gonna type into Chatgpt please provide a comprehensive long winded answer to explain in Aussie slang what is pickle racing?

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, Now get ready for Crack in the Mac

Back in 2020, me and my mates were at maccas at around 7:30 in the Arvo, some bloke comes in from the pub next door, clearly drunk to order something, as he’s waiting, he for some unknown reason decides to smash his head against the glass box that stores all the cafe items in, it leaves a small crank and he’s unconscious and bleeding, when the ambulance gets here, he wakes up and asks for his order as they are strapping him to the board. The dent is still there to this day.

honestly, i needed the pickle racing explanation, i thought it was like a jerk circ speed run

I worked at a maccas in my teens and sadly not much crazy happened. Though we did have one funny moment where someone cleaning out the shake machine didn't put it all back together and caused a spray of syrup to paint the wall and ceiling, like Alfred Hitchcock himself got his hands on the chocolate syrup. Less funny when I had to be the one to get on the stepladder and clean it as like the only person over 160cm in the store at the time.

@cheesebucket142

Ай бұрын

Also yeah with the bikes in drive thru thing, they're terrified someone will get hit by a car doing that and sue them

I got kicked out of a Red Rooster, all I did was a hugh gassy fart and some children yelled "His making KFC in his pants." What made it worse is that I was sitting over a puddle of uncleaned spilt gravy and the manager came to kick me and my mates out of Red Rooster after I refused to clean it up and to toss the remaining KFC products in the bin. I didn't have anything from KFC and didn't shit myself... So to the Holy Male Donkeys at Plummer Pills, you can flaming well go and pluck yourselves with a frozen chock.

@lewis8325

Ай бұрын

lmfao

You never know what you're gonna get with a Jordies video. Especially when it comes to haircuts.

McDonalds, The World's toilet

Got kicked out for eating Chinese food in Maccas once.. haha

@viviannemj4232

Ай бұрын

I can see that happening here in America too

@hotaruFirefly2

Ай бұрын

Was it succulent?

@g3rdus12

Ай бұрын

did that once with subway. they couldn't have cared less lol

@Buzzlighter89

5 күн бұрын

@@hotaruFirefly2a succulent Chinese meal?

9:39 2-5-4-1 Now rer, had me in stitches. It's both the post code, and mathematical education standards for Nowra.

tbh i appreciate the description for pickle racing i would not have figured it out

I'm gonna be honest I was fully expecting this to be a video about how *Jordies* got kicked out.

I worked at maccas as a delivery driver when i was 18 when they just started doing McDelivery. The 14 year olds kept paying me out for being so old….. That, and one day the manager offered a meal to anyone who could unblock the toilet. I managed to barter her up to 2 weeks of meals and agreed to do it. I put at least 10 garbage bags up my whole arm and reached in to what felt like a brick stuck in there. I pulled out what I could only describe as a strawberry cloud shaped log 10cm diameter at its peak

As a maybe sheltered American, I did appreciate the explanation of pickle racing lmfaooo

Oh... Another core memory unlocked. Belmont, Geelong McDonald's will not serve drunk people making broom noises at the drive through. However! If you go next door, to the back of Coles and Kmart and find a big box and smash people size holes in it. Then go through the drive through on a Saturday night, not only do other drunk people show support and give you booze, the staff give up and take your orders. We didn't do the manual window winders though. We decided it wad a Ford Fairmont and had electric windows. Be cause we are classy c**nts like that. Also I threw up because I ate three Fillet-O-Fish burgers in a row. It was not the grog.

There was one (absolutely giant) woman that would come in every day to get a coffee and if it wasn't made correctly she'd get so abusive she made several co-workers of mine cry. Everyone complained about her attitude and even the managers had had enough, but the owners (we were privately owned, not a franchise) refused to ban her because she spent a lot of money

@alexwright6816

Ай бұрын

We had something similar. If a specific person didn't make her coffee she'd have a screaming match.

Negative burgers is when you could remove the patty from cheese burgers at maccas and it would give you a negative total, so if put enough of them on the order you could get free food.

There was a maccas near home forever ago (that doesnt exist anymore) and someone stole the Roanld McDonald statue from out the front. But to do it they cut it off at the ankles just leaving the red shoes. A few weeks later someone stole a fake cow from the out front of a steak place. I believe it to be the same mastermind as part of a crime spree.

@Hero-oz9gx

Ай бұрын

ronald will be riding that cow in some deros shed

There was a guy at my maccas that bragged about not having washed his uniform for 2 years (his uniform looked permanently wet from grease, you can imagine the smell)

Used to work in a Hungry Jacks at the Sunshine Coast - there were several attempted kidnappings of staff by a group of men who would wait for us to walk out at night in vans. One guy once threw bloody razors through the drive through window and told the girl in training he would assault her. Countless crackheads trying to get behind the counter to harass the young girls because the managers made all the boys work in the kitchen and all the girls on service. Lots of drunk people. But the worst of it all? The public bathrooms. Because you see, we were right next to a small petrol station and there were public bathrooms that both companies agreed to co-look after. The horror stories of blood, feces and semen I had to clean up by hand as a 16 year old was insane. And the fact that they only made the young girls clean both the men’s and woman’s bathrooms. There were several assaults made by men on some of the girls who were cleaning the men’s bathrooms. I was one of the lucky few who didn’t because I ran as soon as someone would open the door when I was cleaning. Only after I left did I hear they hired cleaners. Management never did anything. Cops were basically never called over anything unless it was bad enough that someone needed to go to hospital - not even when the girls were assaulted or one of the girls almost got taken away in a van by one of the groups of men. But there’s a lot of illegal shit management did so they weren’t about to stick their necks out for anyone. Edit: I should add that the main manager in charge was an EXTREMELY sexist, awful man who made us girls basically do everything he and the boys didn’t want to. He also tried to get a bunch of us girls to “Write him a structured argument on why we should stay in our jobs, complete with lists of what our biggest fears and weaknesses are.” I kid you the hell not. Almost none of us did it. I think two girls did because they were scared of being fired, even though the rest of us told them not to. He tried to convince us that this was important so he could help us “work on our flaws” and “become a better manager for it” - he was the most manipulative and abusive man I have ever had the misfortune of meeting. He tried to “take me under his wing” and would make me stay with him hours after my shift until like 2am outside in the cold almost every day because he wanted to “teach me” how to grow as a person. I felt like my life was in genuine danger every night I was around him. I heard years later that he covered for another male manager who was caught with pictures of some of the underage female staff on his phone. And he basically told him he was sending him to transfer to another location so that he wouldn’t get into trouble. Though I have no proof of this, I do not doubt the source it came from. That place was cursed, and I have never been back - it triggers my anxiety to even think about that place.

Where I live(smaller town in Germany) McDonald's is open from 7:00 am to 1:30 am (3:30 am on weekends), but the last few hours only the drive-thru is open, while the rest has already been cleaned(at least this was the case when I was younger). So you had to walk through the drive-thru if you wanted anything to eat. If you used a push-bike on top of that, they probably would not care; if you were wasting the time of other hangry customers behind you, they would be your problem rather than the employees. Reality might have been different during lockdown. Fun fact: there is a "McBoat" for canoes etc. in Hamburg.

I got kicked out of McD's just once. It was night service, and I was waiting for a friend to finish his shift. He ordered me a burger from his "lunch fund", but then the dude who brought it to me started ranting about having to do a Double Cheeseburger this late. I deadpan said: "Way to complain having to do your job. Wanna hang out?", he went beet red and told me to get the fuck out. I waited like 15 minutes out in the cold before my friend came to me and we left. My friend told me he just like that, and I never went there again. My friend got his own McD's locale a while ago, had to move towns so I haven't seen him in a while.

Reminds me of the time ScoMo shat his pants at Endagine Maccas in 1997

never heard of pickle racing before, i thought it was rolling the pickles and who can roll it further, but the explanation makes more sense lol

The maccas on king st in Newcastle has bounces there because it gets trashed every weekend all the tables and chairs are bolted to the floor

What up Jordan! Much love from NC, USA! Wish we had creators like you in the states. Everyones a bunch of ppussies nowadays

There is a limit to how many if each coin you can use for one transaction and merchant's don't have to accept more than $5 in silver coins or 10 x the face value of gold coins. So, if the workers didn't reject your order and tell you to get the fuck out, they obviously weren't that upset about it because they could have just said no if they didn't want to sit there counting. They are used to counting the tills mutliple times a day, 480 5c coins would take like 2 minutes to count and be a minor inconvenience at best.

From Denmark with sheer awe - never heard of pickle racing and amazed by how functional you aussies are, in spite of your stories.

I thought this would turn my stomach but the submissions were actually restrained and I am so glad

Worked at maccieD and we had a lot of girls in our team who always banded together (all our management was female) One day they started going off on one of the guys for being late and they made fun of him. We all packed up and left leaving a small group of incompetent girls to run the rest of the shift. Also, when they ran out of space for non veggie options and the veggie pan was empty they'd just throw the nuggies in there. I mean who cares anyway right? We all quit at the same time leaving less than half the staff to have a nice long think about how they were gonna treat the next employees. Didnt even put in our 2 weeks notice. Most of us just got up and walked right out.

Vroom Vroom, squeek squeek, "do you wanta car with that order?"

As a 15 year old working at maccas I did a lot of questionable things. One of the most memorable however being the day I pissed in the crew room soap dispenser. It was a Friday night close shift, I climbed on top of the crew room toilet and pissed directly into the soap dispenser. Coming back in on for the Sunday afternoon shift, nobody had discovered it yet but had been using it. A WEEK later, the manager pulled me into the office and asked what happened to the soap dispenser, I just played dumb like I had no idea. Little did I know was my distinct, leather vans wafer pattern embedded on the toilet seat where I had stood to piss. Lucky I was good with the managers and nothing ever came of it, but many of my crew members had been washing their hands in my piss and cooking/serving food and taking orders for 7 whole days.

Posting for a maccas employee friend... Witnessed a Crew trainer swinging a cricket bat by back door while another was sending tomatoes his way. Buns that were dropped on the floor would be picked up sometimes but too many times during busy rushes. Our manager went into witness protection at one point for drug related crimes or because of a fight that occured in the gym. (He was huge and a roider). He would also drive around town (the gong) at 70km/hr as he gave me a lift onetime, never again. Good bloke and somewhat great manager 👍 UHC trays timers being reset on repeat. I believe i could be wrong but after the first timer (20 min avg), you're supposed throw the food out and get a new batch ready. Don't order the fillet of fish without saying 'fresh' first.

On my first day working at McDonalds one of the staff punched the freezer so hard that you could see the dents in a shape of a fist because of some customer in the Drive Thru. That Freezer stayed operational for the 10 years I was there and I would show all the new hires. Also back then you could tell if it was a good or bad day by how many fist shaped holes were in the boxes in the freezer.

@bergfruehling

Ай бұрын

How did you even make it for a fucking decade?!

@OwenGee22

Ай бұрын

@@bergfruehling 2 years of tafe, 4 years of uni, 3 years of covid and 1 year of "well fuck it i'm this close to long service leave"

@lunalangton5776

Ай бұрын

@@OwenGee22 long service leave at maccas is a fucking thing?! mate they should give you a medal

@OwenGee22

Ай бұрын

​@@lunalangton5776 Nah I don't need it. Giving people 11 nuggets instead of 10 at 2 in the morning was enough for me. Sometimes a McChicken patty cause there were only 9 nuggets left in the tray.

@lunalangton5776

Ай бұрын

@@OwenGee22 🫡🫡🫡 hero

heh, I work at mcdonalds. But in the back area. So I dont get to see any front counter stuff really. Two of my three shifts are overnights. But I know of some complaints about burgers, haviing too much lettice, Burgers coming back with I ordered tomato on it, then I open it up and the tomato is there...... But mistakes on burgers happens, I made some blunders myself. Ill admit to it. Wierdest burger off the top of my head... A burger where they just wanted lots and lots of pickles...Really lots.. it was crazy.. like why!........ wait nevermind, it must of been that pickle racing

It’s late, however it’s too good not to tell. I was once at Stanmore McDonald’s after a drunken night out and as it was early morning only the drive thru was open. We were on foot, and decided we’d try our luck walking through and before we even got the chance we were met with another customer (an all white unmarked van with a sticker on the back saying something vague about it being a government vehicle”. Being young and drunk I began banging on the back of the van for them to hurry up, only to be yelled at to stop and have some respect for the deceased body in the back.. because it was a morgue transport van.. I get they need to eat too, but surely they would bring a packed dinner and not take a body along to grab some food..

I highly recommend ordering the Spicy McNuggets with Aioli sauce.

Once saw two fat guys fighting in the carpark of McDonald's. No clue what they where fighting about but it looked like when elephant seals fight

@krissteel4074

Ай бұрын

Ah the Maccas carpark master, defending his anime waifu harem undoubtedly

Twins bit got me good...'whos idea was it' 😂

Here in the netherlands most mcdonalds location allow bikes and walking but only after the restaurant part closes and only the drive thru is open

No, but then I don’t go there but on an uplifting note Mc Donald’s has been banned from most places in Greeece, after 10 years of legal gymnastics they have been allowed 6 locations…. That’s how it’s done.

@boingkster

Ай бұрын

Ah yes, Greece. The shining example of a prosperous economy.

@lewis8325

Ай бұрын

@@boingkster blisteringly low IQ comment

Even clowns have limits

My favorite memory from working at mcdonalds was when a guy ordered a flat white then once at the window changed his mind and wanted a latte. I (having worked there at the time for like 2 weeks) was about to make a new coffee when the best manager comes over with the coffee, turns the steam on for a minute then takes the coffee back to him and he happily took it.

My old friend once got our entire group kicked out for filling his empty milkshake cup with ketchup, an employee saw him as he was just finishing it and " removed us from the premises so we wouldn't make a mess with it "...

wu tang...

@MrMmnngghh

Ай бұрын

....CLAN AIN"T NUTTIN' TA FUQ WIT'

I wasn't kicked out but I was working and I got to kick people out. This was back in NZ, at 2 a taxi full of drunk people came through the drive thru and they were extremely wasted. They must have had a bad night because they very quickly went from drunk and rowdy to drunk and very abusive. The thing about maccas in NZ (at least in my city) the clubs all close at 2am and a vast majority of the drunks go to Maccas. I told them that I wouldn't be serving them and that they would need to just leave when they're able. They sat in the drive thru for about 20-30 minutes (as the lobbyist packed like sardines with hungry drunks, so orders go out slow due to sheer volume of orders compared to how many employees were working (all 3 of us) 🙃) My manager didn't even question my executive decision, they proceeded to hurl profanities from the car park for about 2 hours trying to goad me into giving up my own personal information?? Good memories.

@torashiregato2104

Ай бұрын

Dunedin?

Jordan's inner anger is building. You can just tell. Its an anger sourced from being chronically unimpressed. Its especially obvious if you watch older videos to new quickly. Soon hell snap and run for PM. Theres a required threshold of anger in order to do that.

That Jördis guy sure is a friendly lad what a good guy just happy and cheerful

Can we please have Kmart/Big W/Target workers confess their sins video? I have so much to say.

The Australian Phil Dunphy

My first job at 14 and 9 months was at Macca's. The one I was employed for was being built, and so we trained at two closer ones, and the one I trained at... this is a long time ago, I think it was Mulgrave? And they had a basement. It doesn't seem to be common though.

The last one reminds me that I do have a massive storage of 5 cent coins that I never bothered using.

nice vid as a kfc employee

My guess is that the basement story is from another country. I don’t know anywhere in Australia besides those underground towns where they mine minerals that had anything resembling basements.

@ZootZinBootZ

Ай бұрын

George St Syd

@hack2988

Ай бұрын

Bendigo, Vic. has one

@hardcoreharro

18 күн бұрын

A lot of the old McDonalds have a basement. My local had one as the Birthday room. Nothing sus with having a much of kids in a dungeon.