That's why I peel the bananas before handing them to the cashier

@PlasmaTheBlue

Жыл бұрын

Lock eyes with them while you do it

@essjayschwingle6981

Жыл бұрын

@@PlasmaTheBlue And lick one of the bananas

@Stungray22

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@LightS_bRight

Жыл бұрын

This man is a total Chad 😎

I love this channel

Fun fact: The brown bit at the end of the banana is called the bananus.

Truly terrible... I hope the banana community apologizes for this and fixes their mistake.

Triple A's ruins people lives at the worst moments. Keep making great videos!

@timmiller1

Жыл бұрын

Someone should make an adapter

This is art!

Big Banana has had us hoodwinked for too long.

@timmiller1

Жыл бұрын

They should be sent to prison with no option to appeal.

@michaelj8582

10 ай бұрын

@@timmiller1appeel*

After seeing this conclusion For one second a new thought popped in my head for the first time “that something like that so simple right under my nose would never get by me” and then in the same instant was destroyed I wonder if there was a universe in there where billons of years past

@Lost_n_Found_1

Жыл бұрын

I can't believe 4 other people liked this comment.

@alt-tiztik

Жыл бұрын

@@Lost_n_Found_1 It's his time to shine. Let him have it

@Lost_n_Found_1

Жыл бұрын

@@alt-tiztik Yeah, that's something the devil, the beast, evil incarnate would say to you. I say: Change your life, and the seeds you plant will be fruitful.

Truly riveting

Hard Norm Macdonald vibes on this one. Laughed out loud. Great job. Don't stop what you're doing.

Fun Fact: The moisture level of the produce also affects the weight.

this channel is criminally underrated

It gets worse as you go down the rabbit hole. Just wait until you start looking into pomegranates.

@Digitalhunny

Жыл бұрын

Hold up, just _wait_ until he discovers shellfish!! You know, lobsters, clams & mussels? Now, _them_ lil buggers, they're about 95% waste product. The _only_ way you can feel a teeny tiny bit better about THAT situation, is if you compost ALLLLL those shells. Use em' as fertilizer in your gardens. Win-win! 👍😂

Wow.

Sure...just buy your bananas "skinned" see how long that grocery store will tolerate you.

fantastic work! The hits just keep coming and I love it

Oh dear... just _wait_ until he discovers shellfish!! You know, lobsters, clams & mussels? Now, _them_ lil buggers, they're about 95% waste product. The _only_ way you can feel a teeny tiny bit better about THAT situation, is if you compost ALLLLL those shells. Use em' as fertilizer in your gardens. Win-win! 👍😂

Scales that need a batteries? That there sounds like another scam

No shit! The ending just made this a national issue

Another one! You sir, are a genius.

Did you ever determine the proportion of banana weight that is purchased and then unused?

@StyrofoamBonfire

Жыл бұрын

Nope haha maybe I'll save that for another video

Fascinating

Damn.

Do you buy broccoli or broccoli crowns?

You may not be aware but most TV remotes take AAAs and you may have been able to temporarily used those batteries for the scale.

Top tier post

Fuckin AAA's, man. Every fuckin time you need em, there nowhere to be found....

Amazing

Slice of life commentary

I hope they put this on KZread Kids

Those stoned washed jeans are so flipping tapered

So sad

Orwillian

Big Banana might put a hit out on you for this one, Sty.

This was very informative. But let's not overlook that Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in the city high school championship football game.

Banana prices high cause disease in banana farms and weather wiped out big plantations 😂 the real fun fact is most banana trees all come from the same original tree 👌🏻

@essjayschwingle6981

Жыл бұрын

go on...

Fair enough

umm maybe they factor in the weight of the skin for the pricing?

Hilarious

Bahahaha! Brilliant.

banana peels are edible. I use mine in smoothies bananas are nutrient rich and inexpensive, making them one of the cheapest Whole Foods on the market. I will gladly pay $1.30 weekly for my intact bananas.

ANANananaananananaaas. :D

you're a genius what

Keep it up, you beautiful weirdo

u throw away the peals?

lol I don't understand what direction this channel is going in?

@StyrofoamBonfire

Жыл бұрын

Neither do I

@alexjohnson9798

Жыл бұрын

@@StyrofoamBonfire well its still good stuff

@StyrofoamBonfire

Жыл бұрын

@@alexjohnson9798 haha appreciate it. Just didn't want to get walled into one style too early plus YT said I can't go heavy with TV/podcast clips like first couple vids

@noretreat151

Жыл бұрын

You have been invited into a ‘rotary roundabout traffic circle…. with NO yield signs, Remove antenna, put your craft into neutral and do not apply brakes. Remember you must yield to entering traffic.

@jaimhaas5170

Жыл бұрын

Yet you keep coming back...

Why do you pour green paint on everything including the bananas that you plan on eating

@essjayschwingle6981

Жыл бұрын

the man has an aesthetic

@Paul-dw2cl

Жыл бұрын

@@essjayschwingle6981 I like that answer

@joachimb9809

Жыл бұрын

And why does that green paint keep appearing and disappearing on some areas? Weirdest paint ever. He should look into that, as well. Those paint manufacturers need to be stopped.

Facts

was hoping this episode would solve the mystery of Hollands’ Queen Julianna descriptive byname of “Queen Julianna> the fat BANANA”……. must we all wait for the merging of the Andromeda Galaxy with our Milky Way Galaxy for a more advanced, intelligent population, to solve this mystery?

Shit that sucks

@noretreat151

Жыл бұрын

what sucks is @ 0:22 ……mankind has lost the felicitous journey of truth, with the discarding of the manuscript “The Fake History of Pants”. Deep grief, by future generations, will be expressed if not retrieved from that banana grave. The lost “Dead Sea Scrolls” were never completely recovered.

Very similar to corned beef.....hmmmmmmmmmm

You think you might make a vid on the KZread thing you made a community post about? Like why you makin all deez vidz!

Just peel them at the store.

You think that's bad you should have seen when a gram came with stems and seeds..

@Zennofobic

Жыл бұрын

yes but you can always plant the seeds... I got some seeds from a dispensary and I was pissed and then I planted them and I've been growing my own for 4 years now and haven't been to a dispensary since

Yeah. Triple aaa’s

😄

There’s a type of Banana... that only exists in Spain.... I have never seen it but.... ask a Spaniard..... and they will tell you... they call them... “PLATANAS”... They won’t be able to explain it............ Trust me

bro

Oof

Stores and growers are shipping the entire banana, not just the edible part. You are paying for that weight along with the space it takes up in addition to other costs. Is he trolling?

@frustrateduser9933

Жыл бұрын

Yeah it's got to be trolling. Right?

@ratgnash7006

Жыл бұрын

Nah mate this is quality research presented in a succinct manner I don't see any trolling

@jaimhaas5170

Жыл бұрын

you win the "duh" trophy for today.

@timmiller1

Жыл бұрын

Love your reply to yourself as if you were someone else.

@timmiller1

Жыл бұрын

Yeah that was awesome

Reminds me of Norm Macdonald. 🙂🥲