This channel is a fever dream

I'm old enough to remember when this channel made compelling true documentary videos

@noretreat151

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I’m 82, and I can’t recall any such documentaries.

@noretreat151

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bad… don’t know Brad nor his age, but next August I’ll qualify for the senior ‘paid up plan’.

@davidvenom

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What the hell do you think this is?

@OM3N1R

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so you're like. 3 months old? You type surprisingly well

Edward Pants had a very wealthy step brother named Cecil Shorts who supported him financially. Not sure how their relationship ended up but I think he cut him off.

@aWomanFreed

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That is funny

@noretreat151

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LOL

I’m glad you decided to speak the truth about pants. You’re the only person I trust to teach me such historical happenings. Keep making great videos!

4:05 is funny because ‘high octane’ gas means it’s more difficult to combust (allowing for higher compression (more power). Thus 0/low octane would be better to set things on fire

@timmiller1

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They must not have understood these things in 1300s Antarctica

@Lost_n_Found_1

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Thank you for explaining _exactly_ why low octane would defeat the purpose of extending pain and suffering!

@wisdomprepper

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I don't know who you think you are coming in here with like knowledge and shit. lol

@alt-tiztik

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Thanks, Mandark

@adamelliott2302

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Diesel or paint thinner is the much safer option..... gasoline is much showier in its conflagration, diesel is easier on the eye brows.

Thank you for sharing what the government doesn't want us to know.

Damn, i wish pants were real.

I was expecting actual research. I'm an idiot

I'm down for this channel to get goofy and not just become Yet Another Generic Video Essay Channel

Thanks for spicing up my life for FREE! I can't believe these methods were actually effective.

One year for Halloween, I wore a name tag that said "HI, I;m Pants Anderson, the Inventor of Pants"

@timmiller1

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You sure were uninformed back then.

@noretreat151

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I did that in ‘21 but won’t for ‘22…… NO TREATS, only TRICKS, had to call Dad for a ride home….

@alt-tiztik

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@@noretreat151 ¿what happen?

@noretreat151

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@@alt-tiztik... lucky for the community I had no metal objects in my pockets when they threw my pants over telephone/ electrical wires. Still today, like a banner of honor, a mark of Pants Anderson contribution to mankind and a reminder of how cold a Oct. night can be.

8/8 shitposting. this is god's work you're doing Mr. Bonfire

if you told me this was morgan freeman narrating, i'd mostly believe it

@StyrofoamBonfire

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I know! Andrew is amazing

the first 30 seconds are legendart

@timmiller1

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That would make a good brand name for motor homes or something

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Fascinating stuff!

I love this channel so much

Oh yeah, and then the "ad breaks", C'MON! Mad genius my friend.

This is quality content.

It always brings me joy that Morgan Freeman helps so many KZread creators with their voice over work. Truly a kind soul.

This channel is like a crazy cousin of Van Neistsat Spirited Man and I love it.

Please keep doing this random shit

Finally.. a extension of Claude Levi Strauss study of anthropology. I can now comprehend my dreams.

"borderline disgusting" bruh

@:039….. this manuscript needs to be sealed in a ‘time vault’ for future generations to understand the record of mankind.

Luckily for their competition, they steered away from the name Dollar Light Mace

I gotta learn more about these "pants things" the sleeper cells talked about.

Amazing. So true

This was enlightening...is there a similar story to shants?

Reminds me a lot of that Rhino Stew guy

HATS AND PANTS

I think a lil absurdism is in the new dlc update

thank godness i found the answer to this and many more questions. questions like why are hairs smelly?

Antarcticans

@timmiller1

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Better than Antarctican’ts

Ol Girl's gotta nice voice. She should do radio.

Ya ain't right, but that's alright with me.

The inventor of the phallic fire retardant is the real hero we wouldn't get the chance to laugh at our enemies penises if they were burnt clean off by the high octane gasoline.

keep it up, i wont unsubscribe ;)

@noretreat151

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I won’t fall for his strategy to get more unsubscribers either.

I swear I had someone in my school named Luh'Cherryus

what a promising visual experience, i sure would like to commission work from this content creator!

At last someone exposes the pants cabal! (In Britland pants are exclusively underpants…)

Jajajajajjajjjaajajja

you only offered 2 of the 3 ways you promised to spice up my dull life >:(

Whaaaat.. No officer, I’m not subscribed to the Dollar Light Club?? Pfffft

Now do jorts

I prefer plastic tote and aerosol can bonfire🔥

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Welcome to the brand new Styrofoam Bonfire Ticker! Today I will share 3 ways you can immediately spice up your life for FREE! 1. Strike a Pedestrian With Your Car. Make sure it's a substantial strike, but try to spare their life. It needs to be substantial so that it results in an ongoing legal headache and you lie awake with worry about the upcoming trial and possible jail time. These fresh fears and anxieties will replace whatever bullshit you're worrying about right now. 2. Drive to the Nearest Public Airport. Pack one backpack with only essentials for 2-3 days. Pay for 3 days of parking, then ride the shuttle to the first terminal you can get off at. Simply walk inside and go to any airline counter that you like the colors of. Then, ask for the cheapest 2-day roundtrip they can offer for that afternoon. Before you pay for the ticket, ask the attendant, "Are bombs ok on this flight?" He/she/they may mistake this for a joke. If this happens, say firmly, "I have Class-A High Explosives in this bag and a deep-seated hankering for chaos." Depending on your ethnicity, this will land you in either minor or major legal trouble and immediately spice up your dull life. 3. There is no three. The ticker stops at two. I am heart-broken. I already tried the above two methods and they did not work sufficiently well. My life still feels bland. Oh well. At least I have these trials to look forward to.

@noretreat151

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what a coincidence, my life was at a below freezing point and was afraid was metamorphosing to ice > releasing heat and contributing to ‘global warming’ so I decided to board a commercial airliner with a parachute strapped on and purchasing ticket with the alias name of D.B. Cooper. My legal team tells me this comment cannot be considered a confession,

This really hits close to home… not only have I overlooked the origin of my pants, I also was raised by a manuscript and the sea… 🫡

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