grant was made to stand behind a bar, say one-liners, and immediately take a sip of a drink

@Clickslyy

2 ай бұрын

my god you're so right

@blackwingdragonmasta

2 ай бұрын

Made to? He fucking loves his job

@FelixEvers06

2 ай бұрын

@@blackwingdragonmastaMade as in created. Doing this shit is his life's purpose lol

@todaywithanewsprintfray

2 ай бұрын

@@FelixEvers06They do also hit him if he doesn’t.

@LadyAhiru

2 ай бұрын

@@todaywithanewsprintfray he would also like that xd

This is an episode where you can tell they were pre-gaming HARD before the camera started rolling. And it produced gold.

@metzli5797

3 ай бұрын

They're all friends with Grant, especially Ally, so makes sense to me lol.

@aspersiondetergent5673

3 ай бұрын

Nah, maybe they did but that’s just how they are anyway

@RingyDingDing

2 ай бұрын

@@aspersiondetergent5673Katie looks sloshed before round two 😂

@robo7643

2 ай бұрын

Gumpy 😂

@BreezusSneezus

2 ай бұрын

Lmao I hadn't really noticed, just thought everyone was being their usual silly selves, but then I read this comment and literally the next thing that happened was Ally saying "a little piddle talk" and everything clicked

I loved that moment when Katie threw in the towel and the game was just with 3 contestants for the rest of the episode

@jimmyz2684

3 ай бұрын

“I can’t take it anymore man”

@BassicallyKiyash

2 ай бұрын

Then ally leaving because their uber was here

@RomanDaySaverTM

2 ай бұрын

cant stop laughing from this comment, ty

Katie on Breaking News: unbreakable Katie on any other show: folds like a wet rag within seconds

@flamingarbre1284

Ай бұрын

😂 she folds like the towel she's throwing in lmao

@Sam-Cain

Ай бұрын

This made me realise breaking news would be 1000% better if they got the anchors plastered beforehand. Even just for one episode.

@katecorvidoe4003

Ай бұрын

@@Sam-Cain theres one where theyre all baked if u havent seen it

@raideranimator6091

Ай бұрын

@@katecorvidoe4003”what did I just say?”

Lily undertaking the Herculean task of trying to keep a chaotic Ally on topic

@medixnoche

2 ай бұрын

more like sisyphean 😭😭

@CarbonatedCondensation

2 ай бұрын

It’s both lmao

@FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy

2 ай бұрын

@@medixnoche The meme ruined Sisyphus

@Feasco

2 ай бұрын

​@TheOneWhoIsAlwaysRight I thought it was the rock that did that

@MG-uz5mr

Ай бұрын

I wish she would stop yelling

I'm glad this made it to KZread, its one of the best ones yet. Ally took it off track immediately and it was perfect throughout

@mayvalley

3 ай бұрын

“Katie’s stuffed the towel down her front”

@jo_winston

3 ай бұрын

Um, Actually! This was already on KZread via Dropout Channel Membership.

@3run632

3 ай бұрын

@@jo_winstonI’m pretty sure all of the questions were already online as shorts.

@totinospizsaroll9457

3 ай бұрын

Yes ! Ally is so very funny !

@lustforlimerence

2 ай бұрын

ally: pat benatar? ally, moments later: who's pat benatar? never change, beardsley

Lily is slaying in an UNO dress.

@Violet-Spark

3 ай бұрын

I need to know where she got this dress it’s incredible

@azearaazymoto461

2 ай бұрын

@@Violet-Spark Found Ally

@Violet-Spark

2 ай бұрын

@@azearaazymoto461 I don’t get it

@azearaazymoto461

2 ай бұрын

@@Violet-Spark Because they copied someone else's dress

@Violet-Spark

2 ай бұрын

@@azearaazymoto461 😂😂 ok yes now I get it. Yeah I’m totally gonna copy Lily’s outfits she’s fabulous

I love Katie saying "I'm throwing in the towel" not only on the first question, but then she immediately followed it up by voting for someone

@MrKelsomatic

2 ай бұрын

Genuinely questioning if she knows what that phrase means 😅

@emmagrace8938

2 ай бұрын

@@MrKelsomaticmy theory is that she meant “throw my hat into the ring” 😂 it’s a much closer match to the situation and what she seemed to mean

@MimiksYou

2 ай бұрын

i think the real answer is everyone here was just drunk as shit

@guy_onfire

2 ай бұрын

idk i can see it meaning like. oh shes given up trying to come up with a reasonable answer and is just following everyone’s lead.

I love Beardsly. They've got a million dollar heart, and a nickle brain. Such a great person!

@emo6577

2 ай бұрын

I love that phrase I think I’m gonna start using that 😂

@mannya.h.967

2 ай бұрын

Particularly when they constantly make insightful jokes and contributions to whatever they’re in, nickels can go far

@eugeneimnotgonnatellyoumyl5513

2 ай бұрын

Oh my god, they're a thembo

@dubiousgm

2 ай бұрын

@@eugeneimnotgonnatellyoumyl5513that’s genius

@nickhyuga4058

Ай бұрын

@@eugeneimnotgonnatellyoumyl5513 a what? Is that supposed to be a non binary bimbo?

“No, mommy respect!” Gets me every time LMAO

By the way - Zac Oyama, famously son of Yasuhiko Ōyama and nephew of Shigeru Oyama, two world renowed karate masters and founders of World Oyama Karate Organization, sent to the United States to specifically spread the Kyokushin form of the martial art through the world.

@b.c.9358

2 ай бұрын

Damn I just googled this and found out his dad also acted in Get Out because Jordan Peele was friends with Yasuhiko Oyama's son-in-law, Ken Marino

@jelliejem

2 ай бұрын

First I learned Zac is from my hometown, then I learned this

@max-nw2zf

2 ай бұрын

oh my God i thought you were joking but no

@benvoliothefirst

2 ай бұрын

@@b.c.9358 Ken Marino must be who the Street Fighter games got "Ken Masters" from.

@thewrongmusic5017

2 ай бұрын

​@@b.c.9358 And Zac was in a Key and Peele sketch (Judge Jessie), where he plays a karate teacher. It all connects.

Despite having Dropout, it's always exciting when a full free EP hits KZread

@Isabelle-hv6ny

2 ай бұрын

Yeah I can read comments😍

@crimsoneclipse0618

2 ай бұрын

God dropout really needs a comment section. Like I love the discord, but having a comment section just hits different.

35:50 'I have no idea where they were' 'Having sex in the bathroom' 'They were covered in Pretzels' LOOOOOOL such good callbacks

@MimiksYou

2 ай бұрын

patrick was quick on the draw with the pretzels bit

Lily is trying her HARDEST to keep these 4 on track XD this episode is utter chaos!

“Your vest certainly suggest you’ve met Grumpy Cat” Grant with a stray roast 😭

@efenedick1305

7 күн бұрын

Just like a stray cat!

Katie was trying to say she was throwing her hat in the ring and got it confused with throwing in the towel

"The majesty of the Redwood Forest and I put Phoebe in a headlock" *resurrects only to die again*

"The UNBREAKABLE Katie Marovitch" right here, rolling around like a maniac. Absolutely hilarious

zac casually mentioning all this stuff about alabama & the locale means a lot to me because that’s where i’ve lived my whole life & he’s just NAMING IT

@coreyyohm

17 күн бұрын

y’all are real nice for liking my little irrelevant comment .. come down my way & i’ll show y’all some southern hospitality

The "You are watching Dirty Laundry" came up when it was so chaotic that I thought it was a joke from the editors

18:00 Patricks comment about Katie being dressed like a teacher is hilarious because everyone in this episode except Lily is dressed like one of my highschool teachers

@loveHate1327

2 ай бұрын

Ally is dressed like a queer art teacher

@blakewhite3131

2 ай бұрын

What subject would the Ally fit teach

@amandajohnson3531

2 ай бұрын

​​@@blakewhite3131English. Katie is math, Patrick I feel is a science class, Zac seems like a history teacher, and Ally is an English teacher, specifically one teaching seniors.

The whole story about pretending not to know his friend, especially "Hey, you got me" gave me such Gorgug vibes.

Ally taking a drink of lily’s drink and no one noticing except for grant is SO funny to me 😂😂

@Deegausserr2

11 күн бұрын

I can't stop laughing about this lmao

@4whomittolz846

10 күн бұрын

shows how good of a bartender Grant is. Even when he's drunk AF, nothing happens in his bar without him seeing it.

This is the Dirty Laundry equivalent of releasing the Grant Breaking News episode, Dropout's about to make BANK

“we know it’s not us two and we’re best friends” “i think it’s katie” 😂😂

Always hitting it out of the park with those outfits, Miss Lily 🫡

I love how Lily just casually owned up her Daddy/Daughter kink

It's amazing how Grant radiates such dork energy and yet he's probably fucked the most people out of everyone on the Dropout staff.

@Joe-ix5hj

2 ай бұрын

Two words: Low. Standards.

@gilliganinja

2 ай бұрын

Hi, I'm... fifty?

@Joe-ix5hj

2 ай бұрын

@@gilliganinja Hi, I’m your worst fucking nightmare.

@Joe-ix5hj

2 ай бұрын

@@gilliganinja Sentensiaanka iti ipapatay iti pagsasao dagiti kapuonanko. Sapay koma ta agtinnag kenka ti tudo ti apuy iti agnanayon.

@wouldiwasshookspeared4087

2 ай бұрын

​​@@gilliganinja 😮 That can't be right...

The fact that Zac is married gives me so much joy, it’s weird (probably, idk) but I am glad he’s happy

"Who's Pat Benetar?" beardsley gets me every single time with that one without fail

I love Grant's callback "There was a snack bar!"

That "Grant likes to smoke" shot was so well-made.

@pamelam1101

2 ай бұрын

it looks so amazing too, I'd kill to try it

29:29 bookmarking for katie being betrayed by patrick

@G30R6E93

3 ай бұрын

Glad I found this bookmark, best scene, perfect betrayal

“Pat Benatar? 🤨 “ The two words that set the whole episode into motion. Super glad this was made free more people needed to see this hahah

One of my favorite episodes of Dirty Laundry, so glad this one was posted here too!

@lyricbot8513

3 ай бұрын

IT's so fucking good, but I just counted and realised it's been 6 months since the episode was first released and now I'm shaken by the passage of time

i actually had a french class in grade 7 where suddenly every kid was horrendously behaved for some reason, we had the same group of kids for all classes in middleschool and i have no idea why but french class just brought out the worst behavior in every single person there, i spent almost the entire year shooting paperclips into the ceiling tiles with an elastic cause no work would actually happen cause all the kids were just screaming and running around all class every day, the principal was called to that class like once a week. i remember one time where like 75% of the class got sent into the hallway at once, someone put glue all over the teachers computer chair, the teacher ended up crying like once a month it was fucked

@ithalaine

2 ай бұрын

French class grade 8 was very much like that for us too, the problem kids just turned it up to 11 and everyone else followed suit. To this day counting to 3 is the only French I know

@BalthorYT

26 күн бұрын

Honestly, probably because it was French specifically. Such a useless language to have in the curriculum, and the more disconnected a student feels with what they're being asked to do, and notices their peers feel the same as well, the more they'll just stop caring and do whatever.

“I’m good at this game, remember that” and then proceeds to do the worst out of all of them. We love you, Katie.

Ally and Zac on set together is always gold

I love the eps where the talent have known each other for years; they're all so chaotic

I wont rest until they all host their own separate game show and all guest on it

@madihanshaw4216

2 ай бұрын

yes! full british comedy style

17:39 biggest collective eyebrow raise in the history of collective eyebrow raises because everyone immediately thought of the worst case scenario and lily did not

I'm glad more people will get to experience this absolute trainwreck of an episode. No rails to be found.

I'd like to see an alternate version of this where they all have to tell stories to convince the others the fact is about them, and they get points for actually being chosen.

@ezekielmartin4323

25 күн бұрын

Oooo, like "Two of These People Are Lying" but not as nerdy!

I need you all to believe me when I say Alabama is so much more Alabama than you can possibly picture. I understand Zac SO much more now that I know he, too, has escaped.

@ThePoodle

2 ай бұрын

I'm right next door state wise and am terrified

@3starsburningbright

2 ай бұрын

@@ThePoodle same lol

Always wondered why Zac was my favorite amongst the crew and always assumed it had something to do with his humor or bits. But no turns out it was some primeval sense of being a fellow Alabamian.

i want to know how Zac managed to be from Alabama but is also Mas Oyama's nephew lol those are very hard facts to square

@dwan7791

2 ай бұрын

It’s kind of a funny story that Zac has told before. Mas Oyama wanted to spread his karate to the US so he sent some of his students to open schools in different regions of the US. One went to the eastern US to New York city, one went to the central US to Chicago, one went to the west in San Francisco, and one went to the south to Birmingham Alabama. 😂

I have not watched even five seconds and it was, very obviously, Katie Marovitch.

"who did I copy this outfit from" Don't lie Beardsley, you definitely ripped that Bar for Bar off Christian Slater's character from Heathers.

I think Zac's story of put a guy who was about to beat up a cop in a choke hold is made even funnier by the fact that the last short/clip of him I saw was in D20 his PC (Gorgug, absolutely done) going "Do you have a fucking warrant" then oinking at him as the cop character leaves.

pat benatar is QUAKING

@benvoliothefirst

2 ай бұрын

She are young, no one can tell us she's wrong.

As a person who was Violently Drunk for their only viewing of Cats, Katie did not misspeak, and was clearly referencing the old Gumbie Cat, Jennyanydots, from the musical and film, Cats

Ally revealing that they’ve run out of gas more than 20 times is absolutely insane to me cause whenever my tank goes down to a quarter I go and fill up as much as I can afford.

my god the chaos in this episode is unparalleled

everyone else missing Katie saying 69/9 is 9?

@HerbaMachina

2 ай бұрын

Nah, I caught that clear as day, 69/9 is actually 7 and 2/3rds in exact form or 7.666.... Repeating

@caspermcgonagle1532

2 ай бұрын

I thought she meant it as a joke

@A_RealFantasy

2 ай бұрын

Timestamp: 2:56 - 3:00

“Who watched a movie and ate a sandwich?” from Patrick absolutely murdered me this time around 😂😂😂

Fun fact: if you start drinking at the beginning of this episode, you will continuously match the cast’s energy throughout as they get more and more drunk with you! (I write this as I stumble into my bathroom to throw up)

The comedian in question has actually mentioned it in one of their routines, but we love the response to hearing the name lmao

@cardboard2night

2 ай бұрын

Who was it????

@kayleamity

2 ай бұрын

@@cardboard2night It was Don Rickles

@beek.4860

2 ай бұрын

@@kayleamity What routine? I'm so curious now.

@bertoandon9681

2 ай бұрын

@@beek.4860^What they said and a time stamp would be great

I'm glad Katie Marovitch is still around. She seems nice. But also if you heard she died chasing a pretty butterfly absentmindedly into traffic, you wouldn't be shocked.

Okay I've watched this three times already thanks to google's algorithm but it's such an iconic riot. Zac constantly going "yeah this is something i would do" Beardsley being Beardsley Katie "throwing the towel" And MOMMY RESPECT

thanks for another free episode! really appreciate it and can't wait to watch it 💗 the list of guests is excitinggg

Yes! Katie needs to be on this show more often! I want more crazy childhood stories! ❤

One of the best episodes of the season! Yes I will rewatch this on youtube.

Ally Beardsley: Trans Icon

Love Zac and Ally's friendship. (Episode spoilers) Ally starting a "piddle" fight over the cocktail set had me rolling 😭

yesss this is my favorite episode of dirty laundry

@emo6577

2 ай бұрын

This episode had strong 3AM in a warehouse vibes 😂

"that's crazy" the absolute delivery of this

Ally with the gaslight misdirect shenanigans right out the gate. They rule. Greetings from the Netherlands!

I did it. I caved and bought dropout! The absolute gut wrenching laughter after Pat Bennatar was enough!

I *need* that dress Lily’s wearing!

One of my favorite episodes of Dirty Laundry ever! What a create cast, what an atmosphere. Pure chaos and comradery.

Wow, I barely recognized Ally at first. T's been working for them.

My mom and I pretended not to know each other for months when we worked at Whole Foods. The store wasn’t open yet, was brand new, we were not sure if they allowed family to work together. I think it was months before we finally told someone and then it spread like crazy.

@sinneria

2 ай бұрын

Did you get fired?

"Piddle talk." *dies*

Always blessed to hear Patrick’s laugh 🙏

Watching this show makes me want to drink because of Grant’s presentation on his drinks.

I was lookin for something to watch, bestest timing ever!

full episode on youtube! thanks dropout! very amazing spicy show!

27:08 RIP Don Rickles but I feel like he'd do that. Like marking his territory

omg it's so fun to try to read them. patrick is giving away so many hints, that's incredible

THIS DRESS - THIS DRESS IS EVERYTHINGGGGGG 👏💗✨

The editing is amazing

Okay just that title made me cackle lmao

dropout is the one subscription based service I could not live without

props to whoever had to edit this

This is such a great episode!

its so fun when the contestants have been friends for years

god this is one of my favorite series on droppout i hope it gets 100 seasons

I love ally and everyone’s humor they all seem just genuinely fun to be around

Just a perfect cast to bring to the youtube channel.

Its always the best one yet when ally is in it. They’re just sooo fucking funny

one of the best episodes ever-absolutely top tier combination of players, oh my god 😂😂

I’ve watched this episode no joke 10 times

28:05 It's a good thing Zac stepped in to continue the wrong name joke lol

can i just say that patrick has a great laugh

absolutely iconic episode

I think this is my third time watching this episode and I’m not mad, it’s a great one

love when ally said that europe is full of bridges when they went to the netherlands which is like 40% bridges. the rest of europe is also pretty full of bridges but the netherlands is on another level.

@levischorpioen

2 ай бұрын

Tell me you've only been to Amsterdam without telling me you've only been to Amsterdam.

I think I watched this episode on the app at least twice but had to rewatch it when this showed up on KZread.

One of my favorite episodes!

I love that Lilly had to shush them to do the intro and closing 🤣