who is hamilton

@neilyworm

4 жыл бұрын

I payed two hundred dollars to learn and I still don’t know

@chloevanwyk2356

4 жыл бұрын

A man who did things sometimes

@DoctorFluffy707

4 жыл бұрын

you are hamilton

@asparrowscall

4 жыл бұрын

10 dollar American man

@BudgetMite

4 жыл бұрын

A guy.

A baby with survival instincts Sound Familiar.... *Baby with a gun has joined the fight*

@notdj4206

4 жыл бұрын

I'm glad that I'm not the only person to think of this

@amitbar5691

3 жыл бұрын

Baby with a gun - baby with a gun - baby

@suomi5475

3 жыл бұрын

BABY WITH A BOMB

@llg2231

3 жыл бұрын

ITS A BABY... WITH... A... GUN!!!!

@aduckwithayoutubechannel

3 жыл бұрын

BABY - WITH - A - *BOMB*

I like how they had Elliot, he ceased to exist, they let in a new Elliot, and then replaced that Elliot with a 3rd Elliot that shits water.

@allystory4681

Жыл бұрын

Good comment

@Hello_I_Have_Appeared_

Ай бұрын

Just wait till they get a 4th one to replace the Elliot that quit

@ninjayoshi8020

4 күн бұрын

​@@Hello_I_Have_Appeared_Wait until they get a 5th Elliot to replace the one from the mine turtle game announcement

"Can they talk?". The timing and delivery. Absolutely cracking up.

@BlogManiac64

4 жыл бұрын

Ross Savill same omg

@damienroyer4689

4 жыл бұрын

Elliot Gough, himbo extraordinaire

@horseoperamarker

2 жыл бұрын

I still don't get the joke to this day

@exalki4110

2 жыл бұрын

I love the way elliots brain works

@ezekielmartin4323

2 жыл бұрын

Every goddamn time

I like how they started hyping themselves up when they kicked the kids out.

@AxxLAfriku

4 жыл бұрын

WARNING!!! I am the unprettiest KZreadr worldwide, but somehow I have a lot of fans. Thanks for being a fan, dear Micha

@Stinker0610

4 жыл бұрын

AxxL what the fuck is your channel you look like a kkk.

@harry4716

4 жыл бұрын

AxxL I regret looking at your channel

@vwithav7997

4 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku stfu

@emilyisntapedophile8644

4 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku your channel is one of the reasons god and satan dont come to earth

*Pushes kids outside* Me: oh,no *Finds a person who likes touching kids, pushes them outside* Me: " OH NOOOOO"

@Shadamyfan-rs8xc

4 жыл бұрын

This needs more likes. I also feel bad for those kids 😥

@Max_The_Flower

4 жыл бұрын

Shadamyfan 1923 don’t worry, they’re disguised as a man in a trenchcoat

@Shadamyfan-rs8xc

4 жыл бұрын

@@Max_The_Flower oh yeah. I forgot. Good thing they have that trench coat. 😃

@thedukeofnothing6421

3 жыл бұрын

Shadamyfan 1923 wait sec, SHAD!

@prageruwu69

3 жыл бұрын

NOOOO

“What does... domesticated... mean?” “Does that mean... he can talk?”

@cameronremrey3546

4 жыл бұрын

The Sir Rolfe I’m dyyyiiiing

@dawidkrzyczkowski4289

3 жыл бұрын

Guess the bear can talk if he can talk about his furry oc

@animethunder2546

3 жыл бұрын

@@dawidkrzyczkowski4289maybe the bears furry oc is a human :O

@dawidkrzyczkowski4289

3 жыл бұрын

@@animethunder2546 humans don't have much fur so the bear's a fleshy

@MasqueradeGoblin

3 жыл бұрын

“Hello I am human”

Imagine getting into the bunker and just seeing these 3 bois behind the table. What do you do?

@VeinyWombat

4 жыл бұрын

NUT

@BudgetMite

4 жыл бұрын

Scream.

@neilyworm

4 жыл бұрын

Break down

@ethan44444lord

4 жыл бұрын

Put a sheet over myself and pretend they can't see me. Tom might not be fooled but the other two might. They might think he's seeing a ghost and I'll survive.

@selevan4185

4 жыл бұрын

Go back out

I’m so interested by the way Elliot’s brain works “it can talk?!?!?!!?”

@gecko2023

4 жыл бұрын

I’m not sure I’d call it working xD

@Sunidhi2706

4 жыл бұрын

"what is a botanist?" 😂

@evildoggo22

3 жыл бұрын

Rupika C it’s someone who grows plants

@freedomtalesans4481

3 жыл бұрын

Clone Elliot*

@xubse

2 жыл бұрын

in the intro hes just like: why tom????

Tomska: Hey Matthew Perry do a trick Matthew Perry: No Tomska: would you do it for a scooby snack?

@toryslapper69

4 жыл бұрын

could i BE any more convinced?

@evildoggo22

2 жыл бұрын

Who wouldn’t do something for a Scooby snack

@zvolyx3247

2 жыл бұрын

I would sacrafice my firstborn for a scübi snac

“It would be the endless cycle of bloodfuckery!” - Eddie “Tom’s slave” Bowlie

@liam_angel_x5355

Жыл бұрын

That might be my favorite sentence ever said

Imagine if they'd gotten the "ugly baby" and "but they're a baby" together 😂 just a generic ugly baby

@Jpt1012

4 жыл бұрын

Babyception

@clamdove3292

3 жыл бұрын

@@goldenpants1239 uh oh

@stabbystabsters101UwUnity

3 жыл бұрын

@@goldenpants1239 baby x surgeon

@undeadbredd6339

3 жыл бұрын

so....its just rik

@prageruwu69

3 жыл бұрын

@@undeadbredd6339 you just destroyed a baby

My favorite thing about their dynamic is Elliot literally has to put in zero effort and he can have them in hysterics

Now we need fanfiction of them and these characters surviving the apocalypse

@mp-lily7908

4 жыл бұрын

yES WE NEED THAT

@llg2231

3 жыл бұрын

YESSSSS BOOOI

@somenerd2564

2 жыл бұрын

i hate that i want to do this and i know im going to

@therealnoodledog6660

Жыл бұрын

@@somenerd2564 updates on that fanfiction

@somenerd2564

Жыл бұрын

@@therealnoodledog6660 nah i gave up 5 words in

This means that Canonically in the content universe, elliot is both a clone and can shit water. And I thought Tom being elliot's dad was weird

@YaamFel

2 жыл бұрын

I thought tom was just Rick's dad

@IMPofTHEGASsTATION

Жыл бұрын

@@YaamFel he's both elliot and rik's dad in content lore

@justanotheranimeprofilepic

8 ай бұрын

​@@IMPofTHEGASsTATIONhe's only pretending to be Elliot's dad since he was 2

Elliot: What does...... domesticated mean? *fax machine noises* Can they talk?

"They hunger for toenails." I completely LOST IT at that part 😂

@rickrolledferret8007

4 жыл бұрын

Same😂😂😂

@SnailSnail-lo4pm

3 жыл бұрын

My name is koshikage yira and I'm 33 years old...

This feels more like choosing colonists in Rimworld

@bobblybeth5720

4 жыл бұрын

Is that an Alex kralie pfp or am I just losing my mind

@Cruxin

4 жыл бұрын

Incapable of: Caring

“Matthew perry, would you go board up that window?” “No.” “Would you do it for a Scooby snack?”

@umbrebac

2 жыл бұрын

"Hell yeah!"

Why everyone so sad about brexit, its the most important meal of the day

@Bonestheskeleton

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed too hard at this

@ShadowSearcher31

3 жыл бұрын

No that’s breakfast, brexit is a type of pastry right

@justme-et3sr

2 жыл бұрын

@@ShadowSearcher31 no, you're thinking of baklava, brexit is a way for a mother to feed her child

@Yasmin98-

2 жыл бұрын

@@justme-et3sr no that’s breastfed, Brexit is a kind of barbecued meat

@toekneemart5597

2 жыл бұрын

@@Yasmin98- no that's BBQ brexit is taking care of kids in place of their parents

"the world is ending" well this sure aged _well_ didnt it-

@evildoggo22

2 жыл бұрын

The earth is still here is it not?

@teridactyl1250

2 жыл бұрын

@@evildoggo22 Is it?

@evildoggo22

2 жыл бұрын

I think so

@bobthedragon9216

2 жыл бұрын

@@evildoggo22 nope

@evildoggo22

2 жыл бұрын

Then what planet am I on?

I need a movie of the action duo nudist hunter and ugly survivalist baby

@fraserpittard4382

4 жыл бұрын

Dude that’s just hunt for the wilder people

@lofikaiju

4 жыл бұрын

Peaceout Entertainment lmao that's what I was thinking

@z3phrios

3 жыл бұрын

That's death stranding lmao

@TheDownUnderGamer01

3 жыл бұрын

My first thought was Detective Baby legs from Rick & Morty.

In tears laughing at the 'what does domesticsted mean...' bit. Perfect timing and the delay in between where Tom and Eddie are not really sure what to say is comedy gold 😂😂😂

I take solace in the fact that in a parallel universe the gang drew “an ugly baby who is a baby.”

Elliot's "can they talk?" is a pure 'Some Lovely Board Games' moment.

The amount of laughter that came out of my mouth was not even measurable

@thephoenixsystem6765

4 жыл бұрын

It was 27 laughter, I measured it with my mirthoscope

@elementalsheep2672

4 жыл бұрын

I couldn’t see the video because of the tears

@shitlordflytrap1078

4 жыл бұрын

@@elementalsheep2672 I'm sorry, don't worry things will get better :(

@cherrisoda892

4 жыл бұрын

Anthony they’re talking about the tears of laughter lol

I've only ever heard "don't yuck other people's yum" in an Alien audio novel and I'm also a northern scrub like Elliot so I have no idea where he's heard it

@gl00myharvester

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe he also is aware of this audio novel

@rollingwaves1290

4 жыл бұрын

I think I might've heard it in a jacksfilms' yiay episode

@cherade99

4 жыл бұрын

Am from Yorkshire, it's common in kink circles online.

Tom: I don't wanna f*cka dog! Me: **flashbacks to genius fixes to you're problems.* Also, Tom: A fully domesticated bear Me: **inhales* *CCCCHHHHHEEEEEESSSEEEEEBBUUUUUURRGGGEEEEERRRR!* Edit: Wow thanks for the likes.

@thephoenixsystem6765

4 жыл бұрын

*you're

@rescuerex7031

4 жыл бұрын

@@thephoenixsystem6765 Pretty sure they're saying that the problems belong to you in the Sentance

@chrish7543

4 жыл бұрын

Anonymous Beholder unexpected far cry 5 reference lol

@zoeyanonschild6891

4 жыл бұрын

RescueRex70 Nah, video was titled with “you’re”. It was good comedy And I also thought of Cheeseburger. He was a good boi

@rescuerex7031

4 жыл бұрын

@@zoeyanonschild6891 Oh didn't remember that the title was you're lol

no one, absolutely no one: elliot's shirt: HOOS OGS

@CrustyTheMoist

4 жыл бұрын

dakfsdkfdslf that format makes absolutely zero sense in this context.

@llg2231

3 жыл бұрын

Choose dogs

@ohyeahbonsai

3 жыл бұрын

Whose ogs

“It’s an ugly baby with skills in survival” “Maybe they could team up with the hunter” Baby with a gun?

I fully lost it at elliot's "...can they talk?"

@pinkertonbyweezer

3 жыл бұрын

nice pfp

@loucar10

Жыл бұрын

Don't you mean eliot's clone?

@somerandolad

5 ай бұрын

​@@loucar10 You mean the one who shits out water?

I’d love the pages of these prompts to play this myself lmao

The weirdest cast for The Walking Dead.

@rozieredz

3 жыл бұрын

I really want to see someone write this now

"Can they talk" killed me xD I'm honestly crying with laughter x'D

Me : Yes , good #content where no one talks about Smash Elliot : Yet another Fire Emblem Character *War Flashbacks*

"there's nothing inherantly wrong with toutching kids" tomska 2020

@SkylarGlider

2 жыл бұрын

📸

“There is nothing inherently wrong with touching kids” -Tomska, January 28th 2020

The way Elliot delivered 'can they talk?' fucking gets me evertime

the title: WHO LIVES AND WHO DIES me, a theatre kid: *WHO LIVES, WHO DIES, WHO TELLS YOUR STORY!*

@unitds27-delta

Жыл бұрын

*dramatic gasp towards the audience

10:07 I have been looking for this clip for MONTHS Elliot is the funniest man alive

This is Cards Against Humanity: Brexit Edition

Can I just say that these three work off of each other SO well. There were parts of this video that I genuinely thought were scripted because of how comically well-timed their chats were :)

Just had a quantum mechanics test that ruined my mood. Thank you for being there when I need you the most

@michaelverdugo3968

4 жыл бұрын

It was destined

Who tells our story

@yaelfeldman6965

3 жыл бұрын

I know that we can win

I would like fan art of this scenario. Somebody (who is skilled in art) please do this. This needs to be shown to the world.

Rockets and Hitler? that sounds suspiciously like Wherener von Braun.

@Vlugazoide

4 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly. He would just build V2s

@joenathan8594

3 жыл бұрын

or just a good half of the US Science division in general.

@ezekielmartin4323

2 жыл бұрын

"When the rockets go up, who cares where they come down? That's not my department!" says Wherener von Braun.

@sadham2668

2 жыл бұрын

@@joenathan8594 uh what?

@sondpnichqfvd

Жыл бұрын

@@sadham2668 look up operation paper clip

10:39 bear with OC. I will hug and keep

Elliot: "Whot... does domesticated... mean... Can they talk?" *Burst out laughing*

Ya know, the nurse never specified it had to be a daily sacrifice from the bunker's stock, and it's only to do their job, not regular tasks. Seems like they'd actually be great to have, especially once the raiders come in, since you don't need to keep sacrifices healthy, just alive. Also, it sounds like they'd know the surgeon very well, given his murder-history, so that was also a plus, I think you guys missed out here.

Tom's T-shirt in this video has not aged well.

Remember everybody to call the police the next time someone tries to yolk your yum.

I think this may classify as the most hilarious episode of content ever.😂

The pause before “can they talk” and also Elliot thinking that’s what domesticated means is so hilarious

14:54 "A soul for a soul."

the absolutely horrific timing of when this video came out is incredible

I can't believe this is the last video where Elliot (1) appeared.

14:23 BABY WITH A GUN

Tom's shirt did not age well

@alexskelton4150

8 ай бұрын

???

@HearingWall7238

5 ай бұрын

I fr don't think that the shirt is Illuminaughti

6:12 the greatest sound in humanity

When Elliot said can he talk, i just imagined a bear saying: 'Hello! Ma names jim.'

*WHO TELLS YOUR STORYYYYYYYYY🎶*

Rip matthew perry

@nathanmcphail804

7 ай бұрын

amen he will be missed

9:40 and if they are covered in blood that is *not* theirs, then it proves they are a good fighter!

we accidentally the whole world :(

6:54 When I say this sentence gave me whiplash I mean I stumbled in my own bathroom when I heard this

If only they knew how close to being correct they were as to the state of what would become 2020.

Title “who lives and who dies” Me: Who lives who dies who tells your story!

Game: "twitch streamer" Elliot: * puts up THE non-twitch streamer *

I'm a little late to the bus, but when the three kids in a trechcoat eat toenails, that doesn't specify clippings. Just so we end up thinking about that.

Who tells your story...

me: *theater nerd* me: *reads title* me: WHO TELLS OUR STORYYYYYYYY

@nicoleflores2054

4 жыл бұрын

same, i couldn't help it

@felixettos

3 жыл бұрын

ELIIIIIZA

0:22 this aged wonderfully now.

I just noticed the shirt Tom was wearing. It's such a shame that The Illuminaughtii turned out to be such a lousy human, because that is nice merch.

@st0lf

8 ай бұрын

I used to be an active member on her discord and personally knew some of the artists she commissioned to do merch. it was such a punch in the gut to have these memories overshadowed by the recent and ongoing bullshit around Blair

@Shadamyfan-rs8xc

7 ай бұрын

Apparently he ruined the shirt while making art so yeah

Elliot's mind is a beautiful thing 🤣

I think this is my fave game played on Content.

Me: *sees the title* Me: Me: Me: Me: WHO TELLS THEIR STOOOORYYYYYYY

0:11 when one of the newsreaders reads the whole autocue

i'd like to mention that with the options they had, one of the people could have been "an ugly baby but they are a baby"

How to ruin your career 101 with tomska: 11:35

Waiting for the hamilton references in the comments

Last time I visited this Chanel ( 3 or 2 years ago I think? ) Tom always looks like he's going to end his life in a minute because of depression. I'm happy to see him on his recent videos because it seems he changed a lot he seems happy in his recent videos. I'm glad to see him like this☺️

11:50 _really_ hope those kids in the trenchcoat have skedaddled by now

Video: *exist* Covid: "My time has come"

14:46 you fool this is how your arch nemesis came to be BABY WITH A GUN.

can we just admire Eddie's laugh tho?

I love these videos because they got that feeling of just a couple of fun and creative friends having fun and being funny

Who lives and who dies AND WHO TELLS YOUR STOOOOOOOORY 🎶🎵🎶

@QweltyNick

4 жыл бұрын

There it is. The comment I was looking for

@GameBugTP

4 жыл бұрын

@@QweltyNick me too

@dragonquestherosrocketslim1403

4 жыл бұрын

Once you're in the Hamilton fandom, you can never escape it.

@SuspectSh0t

4 жыл бұрын

Azzarock Online Shut up

@Aaron-mb5be

4 жыл бұрын

SuspectShot420 NEVER.

“I think they count as one cause they’re in a stack”

I'll do rad tattoos and cover the bunker in awesome art. But I become feral when not provided with tea and pasta daily.

You have been smashing it with these last few Contents, love it

Well this aged like milk...

@thestevenofsuburbia8431

7 ай бұрын

Unfortunately, in more ways than one...R.I.P. Matthew...

Haha - prescient. But what we didn't know is that people would kick themselves out of the bunker.

That was an amazing episode, holy shit! When you can see gears turning in Elliot's head you know you need to prepare, but you can't be ready for what comes next.

13:40 you basically described every retired grandpa in the Oklahoma

I was studying my Japanese in the library, decided to take a break, and watch a bit of KZread. This is the video I picked. It was a big mistake. I had to pause it half way, because I couldn’t hold it in any longer, the bear and furry thing made me cry of laughter

*"what would you offer?"* I'm mostly useless, but I am a good cook, and I like to clean.. plus I have a habit of not dying and copious amounts of portable chargers.

The baby... Plus the hunter.... BABY WITH A GUN BABY WITH A GUN BABY!

it’s 4:30 AM, the perfect time to watch CONTENT

1:16 _ahhh, the correct use of _*_whom'st'd've_*

"it'd be the endless cycle of blood-fuckery!"