7:12 Eddie: "I don't even believe in Jesus, he's not even here! He's gone!" Cthulhu on the other track: * DESPERATELY TRIES NOT TO DRAW ATTENTION TO SELF *

@Barlakopofai

4 жыл бұрын

I think the point was that Jesus is just "some guy" in Eddie's eyes.

@oliwierbober648

4 жыл бұрын

@@Barlakopofai Cthulhu is also some guy in my eyes

@v0x3ll92

4 жыл бұрын

Oliwier Bober he is just a big tentacle man

@trueaidooo

3 жыл бұрын

Cthulu is our lord and savior

@bubbubthealmighty9240

3 жыл бұрын

Explicationmark C he’s just the thing from the hentai tentacles who got tired of his job and is on a holiday.

Now that's a shirt, Tom. You've said several things so far, but I've heard none of them because I can only see that shirt. Keep it up

@frama1122

4 жыл бұрын

You don’t need ur eyes to hear

@adron4216

4 жыл бұрын

@@frama1122 with just how powerful that shirt is, you have to admit that it takes at least 2 senses to really take it in

@isobelrobson2228

4 жыл бұрын

It's like a Christmas lightning storm

@-Gug-

4 жыл бұрын

What

@cuppacofi1129

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda reminds me of a bus seat

I honestly love the fact that the modifier for Cthulhu is that he’s coming to fight you, because in the method Cthulhu is completely indifferent and kills people because they’re in his way and he regards them as insects, so what would someone have to do to PISS CTHULHU OFF?!

@tafua_a

3 жыл бұрын

Say that Maggie really did shoot Mr. Burns?

@loseftheman9474

2 жыл бұрын

Put the milk before the cereal

@zipperozicvideodump

2 жыл бұрын

some absolutely wicked shit i presume

@ob2kenobi388

2 жыл бұрын

Misspell it Chtulhu

@DeathnoteBB

2 жыл бұрын

Ever had a bug in your house? Well…

It'd be cool if the definition of 'dead' was actually 'not alive' Damnit

@poultryman4427

4 жыл бұрын

History Egg are you ..... My son.?

@Hezyo922

4 жыл бұрын

it is logically illegal to define things using negation, there are a few other laws regarding how to define things

@michaelr20010713

4 жыл бұрын

Hez You're fun

@jumpgecko

4 жыл бұрын

History Egg even better if it was “actually not alive”

@samwai3762

4 жыл бұрын

and alive means "not dead"

I wouldn't describe "killing your own Grandma" as an "oppurtunity" Tom.

@Przemko27Z

4 жыл бұрын

Depends on the grandma.

@kimbrolyy

4 жыл бұрын

But he would

@michaelr20010713

4 жыл бұрын

Grandma is in the hospital AGAIN!

@SourSourSour

4 жыл бұрын

I've just started and glanced at this comment. I'm really looking forward to this

@chralamahal

4 жыл бұрын

It's CameraLizard!

I think the reason it’s “first or second” world tour for Jesus is that if you believe in him it’s the second world tour (the first being from 4 bc to 29 ad) and if you don’t believe in him it’s his first world tour

@geekjokes8458

4 жыл бұрын

See tom, it wasnt that complicated

@geekjokes8458

4 жыл бұрын

See tom, it wasnt that complicated

@stupid-idiot-555

4 жыл бұрын

But for me he doesn’t exist

@cristinamariposa

4 жыл бұрын

spike blake the common belief is that Jesus actually was born before the year 0 and that the counting for years is off because of that

@no-lifenoah7861

4 жыл бұрын

And also Jewish people

"But you hate yourself, that would be a quick out for you" - Eddie

For once Tom isn't sat in the middle the entire time.

@beach_doggo9875

3 жыл бұрын

Grammar

@megaturtle9547

2 жыл бұрын

@@beach_doggo9875 indeed

2 years later, Eddie killed the Queen with a trolley.

"I'm athiest. Jesus get outttaa heeeere heck yeah. Anyway yeah so I'll just fight Cthulhu."

@thegamingdoggo9519

4 жыл бұрын

Cthulhu isnt god he is senpai

@cosmicgenesis1581

2 жыл бұрын

cthulhu is not a god its just a very big horribly mutated squid.

@noxfrancis2130

2 жыл бұрын

Cthulhu is just a vessel for nyarlathotep, who is just azathoth's self insert OC, if nyarlathotep has appeared reality is destroyed anyway

@TSKyanite

9 ай бұрын

​@@cosmicgenesis1581Cthulhu isn't a god he's just a very naughty boy

The switch from “I don’t think I have any evil exes” to “I have 1 evil ex” had me in stitches

I can guarantee you that Elliot's "Evil Ex"'s name starts with at least a D, or a De- sound. You can see the fear in Elliot's eyes the first few seconds of when Tom "FUCK YOU, DEBORAH" before he realizes Tom said the wrong name at 9:46

@eyebrawlfan5201

2 жыл бұрын

It might just be that he was shocked that Tom said that so suddenly, eddy also has a shocked face when Tom said it

@way2dead4u

2 жыл бұрын

@@eyebrawlfan5201 let me live

@carbinked

2 жыл бұрын

@@eyebrawlfan5201 Skylanders fans rise up

@BabyGhast4

Жыл бұрын

@@carbinked Skylanders was fun, Ghost Roaster and Eye-Brawl were my favourites.

I just gotta say I love the shirt Tom is wearing.

I feel that Eddie didn't quite get it when he placed his first modifier

@TSKyanite

2 жыл бұрын

I think he may have realized it was a lost cause, and just tried to make it even worse

@ezekielmartin4323

2 жыл бұрын

@@TSKyanite yeah, he's just chaotic neutral

I would like to take this opportunity to congratulate Tom on his excellent shirt.

@shay5020

4 жыл бұрын

Linde E he does look vv stylish

Only the highest quality transitional elements for the boys

@NOTSCP-rz2qj

4 жыл бұрын

What is that thing?

@tomowen3676

4 жыл бұрын

@@NOTSCP-rz2qj pufferfish

@NOTSCP-rz2qj

4 жыл бұрын

@@tomowen3676 thunks!

My favourite bit was when Eddie tried to convince Tom to kill himself...

It's Jesus's first or second world tour because Christians think he's already had one and Jewish people think Christ hasn't come yet.

@forever.rendeavor

3 жыл бұрын

Kai Baker I’m Christian but really only because I believe in Jesus and god but don’t exactly believe in most of the stuff in the bible

@rah8693

3 жыл бұрын

@@forever.rendeavor Same

@garylevine3521

3 жыл бұрын

Old Tumblr Fandoms need to get it together and decide on a head canon for their character. Yes, you reading this, I did call religions “old tumblr fandoms”. You know I’m 100% right.

@elliot-sowdon

2 жыл бұрын

@@garylevine3521 Basically the deal is that all the holy books are written by committee like fan wikis and Jesus never formally claimed to be the Chosen One, but he accepted that some people thought he was. After he died, the Christianity Fandom decided that he was definitely the Chosen One and updated their wiki accordingly with a final draft of their fan-cannon being published 100+ years afterwards. The Judaism Fandom denies that Jesus was the Chosen One and says that the Christianity Wiki is wrong. To my understanding, The Islam Fandom also doesn’t believe that The Chosen One has been born, but they worship A Chosen One who had powers more like prior Chosen Ones.

Glad Tom found his childhood pajamas

@Adrischa

4 жыл бұрын

Made me lol hard. Thank you

8:03 aged like fine wine

@harrypotamus4968

9 ай бұрын

I mean she was gonna die eventually

That little bit at the beginning where they accidentally synced their voices was really cool and sounded like a robotic announcer

Elliot: “I have one evil ex” Me: Sammy Paul! Sorry Sammy I’m soORRY!!

@Sara-vn2kz

4 жыл бұрын

Is thus a ship I'm unaware of?

@audoldends6799

4 жыл бұрын

Sara more....a dumb joke ✌🏻

Can the #CONTENT cannon be that every time a swear is censored it's just a sheep beeping?

@iRastapus

4 жыл бұрын

I think a farting butt would really catch on 😂

Watching this after the Queen died… 8:01

Welcome back to Content my dudes

@kilroy7506

4 жыл бұрын

It is Tuesday my dudes

@richieherlihy1381

4 жыл бұрын

@@kilroy7506AaAaaAaAAhhaahH

I don't know why but I can't help but want to put my arms around Tom. He looks like he could give the best comforting hugs and will make you smile no matter how he's feeling.

Eddie's line of thought: don't worry guys so long as we don't believe in them they can't hurt us

Please release a 2 hour version of this. I love this so much

I heavily dislike the sound that the transitional element makes.

@heyitsmeobama4335

4 жыл бұрын

ik like what is it

@BlackKnightPZ

4 жыл бұрын

@@heyitsmeobama4335 its a pufferfish gagging on a carrot

@navivan768

4 жыл бұрын

Eugh

@cyanide2813

3 жыл бұрын

*eUGh*

@jkblohm9899

3 жыл бұрын

ÆÜGH

Elliot: I have one Evil Ex Me: DEBRA!

At cthulhu's "it touches kids" I lost it

"That's just christianity" Me trying not to cry

Ah yes, the trolly problem. My favorite.

Elliot: No Evil Ex Tom: I mean they're probably not watching. Elliot One Evil Ex.

Eddie: Jesus isn’t real Eddie five seconds later: so that means I’m just running over my evil twin

@lforlight

4 жыл бұрын

Wow, really? You watched that video too??

Tuesday is like a religious holiday for me now.

The lottery ticket/one percent trolley problem was a double bind. If you crush your lottery ticket, you don't get to redeem it, but if you kill the one percent the person who ran the lottery can't redeem your ticket.

this... didnt age so well 7:55

All of the happiness and laughter built up inside abruptly left me every time that poor fish appeard in the transition ;-; this video was a rollercoaster of feelings, AND NOW I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL

Elliot: you weren’t there you were dead Tom: technical not alive yet Eddie: wah I don’t wa-waaa-huuuh

Well.. This aged well didnt it

The funny thing about Cthulhu is that in the original short story, he was killed by a boat. Honestly, Eddie in a trolley could probably take him.

5:44 the whole right side is the plot of the mandela catalogue.

The introduce cathulhu in this and someone said "he could be a nice guy" followed by "nooooo".... oh ya then explain this SCP-2662

@Superbug-tf8zy

4 жыл бұрын

cthulhu not cathulhu, SCP-2662 is not the real cthulhu he is a guy in disguise.

@davidstaffen6783

4 жыл бұрын

@@Superbug-tf8zyI had read though that SCP and there wasn't any indication of him being a fake. Also thanks for the spell check

@sammysaito529

4 жыл бұрын

David Staffen No he's still evil, he's just isn't old enough to do that yet

@davidstaffen6783

4 жыл бұрын

@@sammysaito529 I'm sorry what?

@sammysaito529

4 жыл бұрын

David Staffen He said that he isn’t old enough to have a cult yet and he’ll break out of containment when he become more powerful with time, now he’s fine with playing video games for a while

"A veritable trolley Problem of justice"-Butterwater Queen

@Mr_Mimestamp

4 жыл бұрын

is it percy?

Elliot, the guardian of the two poles, wants money, hates reach people, the perfect balance

These are way too funny! I wish the videos were longer

But... But being an atheist doesn't mean denying the existence of historical figures even as badly represented as Jesus, but instead means not believing in the existence of any god, such as, well, Cthulu. YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG

@romangagg5328

4 жыл бұрын

The results would still be the same, if he believed Jesus was "just a guy" and Cthulhu didn't exist, surely he would run over his evil twin instead of the other side

The parents on the night they conceived me? RUN THEM OVER RUN THEM OVER RUN THEM OVER

Tom screaming at Eddy was the most terrifying thing I’ve seen.

Whenever someone asks me a dumb question, I just start answering them by saying “Well, Elliot”

0:07 Less than 10 seconds in and we already got dem screams

I went into a store for board & card games recently, and it was such a surreal experience to see the other Cyanide & Happiness game, and 'Million Dollars, But...' from Rooster Teeth. I don't think I could've seen 'Muffin Time' yet, but it'll be incredible to see it join the ranks one day, I'm excited for it

ok but this was hilarious and i could watch you guys play more of this

The fact, that the hair of toms dad in the card looks exactly like toms real hair are more a thing that the character might be toms dad!

I love how Eddie just has an existential crisis

8:20 Super bold of them to put a WOC in the 1 percent.

@louis4038

4 жыл бұрын

uuuuuuhhhhhh

@ilexdiapason

4 жыл бұрын

it's oprah

@samtherat6

4 жыл бұрын

@@ilexdiapason Oh right, I forgot about her; my bad. It's unfortunate that it's mostly all white guys in the 1%, surprised Explosm tried to diversify it.

@ilexdiapason

4 жыл бұрын

@@samtherat6 yeah ik they probably didn't think about the link between wealth/power/class and race/sex etc which suggests they're on the, ahem, more societally approved side of that spectrum

@samtherat6

4 жыл бұрын

@@ilexdiapason link?

*But I am Tom...* Favorite line of this year! XD

I have been waiting for this all day

Elliot running over the queen hits different now

7:14 “I don’t believe in Jesus so he’s not even here” Meanwhile he’s going to fight Cthulhu

Can't believe first round Eddie thought it was a good idea to put Tom's pets on Elliot's side to kill like that was such a terrible play 😂

I wish this video was like an hour long

Awww I want another episode of that now, felt too short D: !

Honestly would love to see more of this

Play more, this was hilarious

Okay. *this is actually amazing.*

I was shown your summer in the city picture today why Tom just why

@roulpops2699

4 жыл бұрын

???

I just lost my grandma in August, and I'm not big on dark humor. Yet here I am, laughing my ass off.

😂 my household just played that last night and then I get a notification from this. But I bet this will be so much funnier

We played this game in our last philosophy class. Never will I forget the moment, when utilitarianism was used to argue in favor of robo-hitler.

I like how on the first prompt Tom has the same hair style as his "dad" 1:52

Yes I was just looking for something to watch

0:00 that voice break tho

that transition always got me

I really want to see more of this!

Trolley Tom thanks you for making these tough decisions for him.

Man I wonder when I’m going to see these cheeky bois again, I hope it’s not next Tuesday because I have plans. Guess I’ll never know

I mean, cthulhu was hit by a boat and all that happened was he exploded into smoke and immediately started to reform back. Meanwhile, Jesus would probably understand if you had to make the decision to kill him.

Pov: you check newest on comments to see anyone saying about queen death

Tom predicted the queens death

Need more of this

I just realized I have the exact same Ditto plush that’s sitting on the top shelf. He stays in my kitchen on the kitchen table and my grandma calls him the Table Buddy

"But that's just Christianity anyways!" - Love it!

More of this please, thanks

This video makes me want to buy this game, but also made me realise I have no friends that would want to play this game :(

Rewatching this after the queen died. Makes that 1% card a bit worse

@fritzy8318

Жыл бұрын

You mean better.

Eddie removing Jesus because he doesn't exists implies that he does believe in Cthulu

@minaashido518

Ай бұрын

He met him once that’s why he believes Ya see… He was feeling bored and kinda horny, figured he’d pick up a book He found the necronomicon and thought that he should take a look He did the dance and did the dance and much to his surprise Out came an ancient deity with tentacles and glowing eyes He poured some wine and said let’s have some fun **censored**

Now this game is just giving 2020 ideas

The best channels merge

That transition killed me

the 10 min go by so fast .....i want more

loving Tom's shirt

Great vid

TomSka and C&H Combining powers *They are inevitable*

Gotta love how Eddie in the first round helped Elliot by putting Toms Animals on Elliots track...Why does this happen so often in this game?

That shirt is amazing

8:20 just realised how much quicker Scott pilgrim would’ve been if all the ex’s had just been run over.

TOM YOUR SHIRT IS SO COOL :D

I want that beverage that Tom has at the very start