"My living fossil waifu can't be this cute"

Warfarin: That Doktussy has me behavin’ unwise. Kal’tsit: *bonk*

*Sees child in need *Adopts them *Cares for them *Leads them to the right path Kal'Chad

@silkysnow6793

Жыл бұрын

* -Refuses to elaborate- * *Profusely Elaborates*

@colinmasterson666

Жыл бұрын

@@silkysnow6793 * *Doesn’t leave*

@weaboo101

Жыл бұрын

Dunno about Red tho kek

@Fox.White.

Жыл бұрын

Gets milk AND comes back WITH it

@Fox.White.

Жыл бұрын

@@weaboo101 wdym🤔

She is a very old immortal cat with a very feisty Rayquaza, and they are both awesome.

@brunopagnoncelli975

Жыл бұрын

Best summary of her ever

@brunopagnoncelli975

Жыл бұрын

Also i heard that she has died before, is that true? That probably explain why her oripathy hardly ever worsens even before Rhodes Islands was founded...

@Mr_Rhodey

Жыл бұрын

@@brunopagnoncelli975 ~ *Spoilers below!* ~ Yes, Kal has indeed experienced death before.

@brunopagnoncelli975

Жыл бұрын

​@@Mr_Rhodey ohhhhh everything makes sense now

QaiserMLG: "Why is She Best Girl?" 0:44 - 0:50 *That's all the convincing I needed.*

Hey QaiserMLG, I would like to give a suggestion. To increase the validity of your future videos/theories, I recommend you have the sources of your information (like which story stage; operator record; file) to be put on the bottom left corner of the video, when you're sharing a key information, similar to how Kurzgesagt does it. So that the shared info can easily be retraced when one tries to challenge it.

@-thepatriot-9719

Жыл бұрын

that's a good idea my friend!!

@hisbel924

Жыл бұрын

He added in pictures from operator files and stages in this video which is a very nice touch

@-thepatriot-9719

Жыл бұрын

@@hisbel924 indeed!!

@edge9577

Жыл бұрын

And/or a bibliography thing in the description, like at the ends of theses.

@EXTREMEbowser

Жыл бұрын

Hey Qaiser my Lil pogchamp, although this is a fair and good suggestion. I want you to know that your video quality and confidence has improved a lot already so just don't feel pressured to change anything if it's gonna make you more tired or make the video creation proccess less enjoyable, take care of yourself ilu

She literally told theresis that she will annihilate and destroy Kazdel then after sometime she came back with Victoria, Gaul, Kazimierz, etc. Armies and wrecked havoc.

@Adwentheblackdragon

Жыл бұрын

Well Theresis got one up at her in chapter 11.

@РевольверВалентайн

Жыл бұрын

11 EP spoilers . . . Tbh she herself gets annihilated by Theresis lmao.

@Adwentheblackdragon

Жыл бұрын

@@РевольверВалентайн I dont think so. She got hit. Sure but not dead. After all. Shining said so. And even if Kalsit would die. She just reincarnate. Like she did countless times before.

@evros7753

Жыл бұрын

​@@Adwentheblackdragon she did before?

@oberon5657

Жыл бұрын

​@@Adwentheblackdragon full-blown rebirth, woah. and Kashchey thought he was hot shit with the possession magiks lol

I think she has to keep adopting random “lost puppies”, for her own sanity Across living for 10000 years, she must have dealt with incredible, unfathomable loss. Especially trying to influence and protect humanity from behind the scenes. Bearing a full complement of emotions, she would easily grow desensitized to it, losing her compassion and empathy, and either fulfilling her eternal quest a blind and empty shell, or giving up on it entirely. By adopting various charges over the centuries, it not only allows her to remain around humanity(?) and remain aware of their individual struggles, (so as to not lose sight of what she’s protecting), but it also grants her something she personally cares about, and allows her to feel the specific worries and cares of a parent, and gives her invested interest in saving the world for eternity

She really impressed me in Walk In The Dust. The way she speak, the way she handle various situation. Such a cool and well written character.

Kal'tsit is probably the most powerful person in the world of Terra. I think she only cares about the big picture, and her getting a band of misfit toys and treating them well helps her. Right now Rhodes Island is her instrument for advancing her goal of saving/protecting humanity because of the existential threats of the Seaborn, the demons outside of humanity's borders, the great dragons/demigods (though she seems to be recruiting them one by one), and humanity tearing itself apart. Reunion, not necessarily Tallulah's goals, could have ended in everyone getting infected which ends humanity. Her constant involvement in politics to prevent global arts wars that could end humanity. Whatever AUS is about... seems to be some sort of contingency group for protecting humanity. Then there is you... the Doctor that can lead her misfit toys into combat and essentially guarantee success, while also being a prime researcher on another existential threat to humanity: Oripathy. I know she is "infected", but Mon3tr is the manifestation of her disease. However she survived, she has it fully under control and now has a sentient rock cancer monster with her. Kal'tsit is also the last bastion of humanity. It makes me wonder if she was around when Originium was discovered and was part of some greater colonization project of Terra that went horribly wrong, serving as it's overseer with the prime directive of protecting humanity.

@carouselaether773

Жыл бұрын

Also top five: 5 Waai Fu 4 Skadi 3 Platinum 2 Blaze 1 Pramanix Quercus is growing on me...

@alana.7987

Жыл бұрын

@@carouselaether773 ayyy Plat no.1 for me xD

@bogbody6128

Жыл бұрын

some of these seem to partially be answered in the translation of her module text. we don't have an official translation, but it seems she is truly from and of Terra; just from a land so ancient that none remember it even existed before. And you are correct about her big picture goal being to ensure Humanity at least continues on existing; it's stated to be a drive as powerful for her as the need to eat or breathe, something so integral to her as a person that she can't ever put it down... even if she no longer remembers when this goal was handed to her.

@hungnguyenquang3779

Жыл бұрын

It is implied that she would lose to the Seaborn in IS3 bad end though, along with the rest of Terra.

@yammoto148

Жыл бұрын

@@hungnguyenquang3779 Implied but not reasonable. Bad endings are always blown out of proportion in anything including LN's. Skadi is definitely a walking calamity but no Calamity has ever struck Kjerag, which tells me that gods are just in another league tbh. And if Kal'sit can get them to take part in a battle against the seaborn well they shouldn't stand a chance by all reasonable measure. I think the only issue is you can't kill them without ending all life on Terra so thats the only caveat.

Kal'tsit is the best mom. Taking care of Red, Folinic, Passenger, Amiya, etc. And Mon3tr is pretty powerful. So good work with her of having him

@newleafoverit

Жыл бұрын

i think im trippin' but why nobody mentioning bout scavenger

@montylaw2968

Жыл бұрын

Monst3r is the favourite child

@Fox.White.

11 ай бұрын

​@@montylaw2968nah , kal'tsit is a a very good mom she doesnt favours one over another

"She gives them lot of freedom, she allows them to go on missions, she allows them to do a lot of things, she's just there to help and be supportive." Isn't that what a motherly figure is?

@Fox.White.

Жыл бұрын

I think she is one for most of them

in Popukar's files, it's stated that Kal'tsit got "visibly upset" due to Popukar's situation. Popukar had been sold into slavery by her parents to a lumberyard, and Kal'tsit bought her out of it. while I don't know the full story of Folinic or Passenger, this single instance shows that Kal'tsit is willing to act on impulse to give someone a better life.

1:36 There actually is a date mentioned in the tutorial stage of chapter 2 where its mentioned it has been 4 days since the rescue mission which is a long enough time for warfarin to do a sussy move

I love her, Doctor Kal’tsit saved us and terra too many times. She most definitely deserves this title. I really what her to get a Live 2D skin

@LynxLynxLynx0222

Жыл бұрын

She lived for more then ten thousand years of course she change and learn from her mistakes… If you think she really hate sarkaz do you really think Logos and Warfarin will still be our employee?

@brunopagnoncelli975

Жыл бұрын

@@LynxLynxLynx0222 i heard she died and reincarnated before....is that true?

@LynxLynxLynx0222

Жыл бұрын

@@brunopagnoncelli975 Yeah, it’s in her module description, Theresis caused her most recent death.

@brunopagnoncelli975

Жыл бұрын

​@@LynxLynxLynx0222 she didn't die though, shining probably saved her, in some afterstory events she's present

@LynxLynxLynx0222

Жыл бұрын

@@brunopagnoncelli975 Nah that was not this time in chapter 11, she survived this one. It was two hundred years ago in Kazdel. She hasn’t even met Theresa yet.

*Kal'tsit rescues and adopts others and give them another chance...because she was there, first experience* She experienced absolute despair, loneliness, coldness and hunger...but someone saved her, giving Kal'tsit another chance in life.

@brunopagnoncelli975

Жыл бұрын

Now who was the who saved her?

@r0e404

Жыл бұрын

@@brunopagnoncelli975 probably theresa

@brunopagnoncelli975

Жыл бұрын

@@r0e404 maybe her or the Doctor, she's known the Doctor longer than she knew Theresa, but that's unlikely since she really freaking despises him even though she hardly has any proof that he killed Theresa.....

@theshig9618

Жыл бұрын

@@brunopagnoncelli975 My bet is that he did something in the past that crossed the line for her, and part of why she's so mad at the Doctor now isn't just that he did something bad, it's that she didn't expect it from HIM. A betrayal not just of trust, but of expectation.

@brunopagnoncelli975

Жыл бұрын

@@theshig9618 probably true, really good theory

She's practically immortal, in spite of her oripathy. It's insane.

@Fox.White.

Жыл бұрын

She isn't practically immortal, she IS immortal

@MangoIsLove55

8 ай бұрын

​@@Fox.White.so oripathy doesnt actually effect her?

@Tyranid_Hive_Mind

4 ай бұрын

​@@MangoIsLove55 Where do you think mon3tr came from?

@MangoIsLove55

4 ай бұрын

@@Tyranid_Hive_Mind I don't know, i don't play the game , I just know a few things from here and there

@Tyranid_Hive_Mind

4 ай бұрын

@@MangoIsLove55 fair point

I get goosebumps from Kaltsit. The character rarely appears, we know little about her, despite the fact that she seems to know everyone, she pursues strange goals and her age. There are things on Terra that may not be explained by Originium, Arts and Mechanisms that no one knows about, for example Laterano's "Law" or Her Monster, Kal Tsit herself, as can be seen from her dialogues, for example, in the executor files, not only is she in no hurry to talk about these phenomena, obviously knowing about them, she seems to be watching so that no one says too much, this phrase in the files about her facial expression, how much I heard it, either makes me laugh because I don't read it correctly over and over again, or scares me. The best Arkknights character? Yes. The most dangerous one?...... Fuck knows, I got lost while writing this and my English is really bad too, so I misread a lot

@_pixel_2274

Жыл бұрын

By the way, i don't see, that any of her old familiars scares or surprised, that she still alive and in such good shape. Seems like they know something too and of course didn't tell us. But that's maybe because i missed some valuable information. I'd like to get some corrections!

@brunopagnoncelli975

Жыл бұрын

Probably because they know her well and that she wouldn't die easily

Kaltsit basically embodies everything we ever wanted from someone, which is why she will never exist

So she's basically Gandalf.

Kalsy holds a special place in my heart... the reason I even started playing Arknights was due to seeing a video of Kal'tsit dancing inside a car meme. Also she acts like one of those old cats that takes in strays and take cares of them

Dein Videos sind der Hammer, danke für die ganze Mühe die du dir machst um high quality Content zu produzieren

Ain't even 1 second into the video, i am already convinced. Preach Brother!

Look where we are now.

ah, I see you are a man of Kal'ture as well

Honestly, the arknights team writing did her personality and morality and behavior really well, and this video REALLY explains her, not just downgrading her to ex wife jokes, so i appreciate that! Good vid Qaiser!

To put it simply. Kal'Sit is Amiya's mom and Dokutah is Amiya's dad! Not only that, Dokutah seems to fir in the same category has Kal'Sit. Very old guy (was in a refrigerator for years!) that is very knowledgeble. Majority of operators rely on him to. If Kal'Sit is the Grandmother of Rhodes Island then Dokutah would be the Grandfather of Rhodes Island. Not just from story reasons but also the way they act. Besides Dokutah is kinda like Victini in a sense. Whenever he is around Operators and Rhodes Island can expect a win! Funny how that goes. For those wondering why here is Victini's Pokedex entry: "This Pokémon brings victory. It is said that Trainers with Victini always win, regardless of the type of encounter." Dokutah trough and trough.

Shes the immortal Cat Gilf trying to collect all the pieces of the chessboard against the apocalypse

When the game first started. Half of the community loves amiya and kal’tsit, and the other half loves Texas. A lot.

I really like Kal'tsit, don't get me wrong, but my interest in her lore role has waned quite a bit. I love her character, her design, her presence in the story but her background has stopped mattering at all to me, and it likely won't until we get literally anything concrete on it. How old it she? Who knows. What's mon3tr has it always been a part of her or something she gained later in life? All answers are entirely speculative afik. They just haven't given that little nugget to make the mystery actually interesting like they have with so much other ancient stuff. The Rhodes Island ladyship and the skeleton associated with it are currently way more intriguing to me.

Kal Tsit is one of my favs along with Dobermann, I love them both so much. Thanks for the video.

Yeah, Kal'tsit is my favourite operator, how did you know? She is the eternal sentinel of Terra, also Mon3tr is kinda cute and I hate myself more than she does.

Quick mention from cn server kaltsit module. The number 3 in the name mon3tr is the number of times she has died. Which i why you see 4 versions of her. Her module is called 'mon2tr'

Caring , powerful, know all things, GILF

She has committed hundreds of warcrimes against all different nations in terra in her thousand of years living (very chad like(very epic pog moment))

@Aftrn00n

Жыл бұрын

Man supported war crime lmao

Hi There QaiserMLG, So I don't know where should I summit requests so I decade to comment it here on your last video hope to you see it. Recently I found IS3 and released in CN server has insane spacy Lore. I would like to ask you to make videos about IS1 and IS2 stories and endings and etc. Love your videos and keep up the awesome work.

Your videos are always awesome but do you plan on making video talking about what we know from Cn server ? Because it's always hard to find lore & theory about things in the cn server and I'm too lazy too wait (especially when I saw ch11)

Please stop enabling my waifu juggling, imagine having to come up with fake scenarios when daydreaming for 8 people in one series alone in the most canonical way possible... That shits hard man 💀

@CheeseCake4Not

Жыл бұрын

I feel that xD

@RyuusanFT86

Жыл бұрын

@@CheeseCake4Not Especially with the fucky timeline of arknights. The amount of shit that's in the past and in the present is inconsistent as hell. I was super excited to see a Kjerag event then saw Ace show up... At least we know pre amnesia doctor was a good guy until he wasn't.

@TrulyAndasen

Жыл бұрын

I can't believe that you just perfectly summed up my experience as well.

@RyuusanFT86

Жыл бұрын

@@TrulyAndasen we're all degenerates together

Plot twist Mont3r actually have PRTS memories and make promise to protect dokutah so that's why Kal'tsit is very fond of dokutah and Mont3r have basic pokemon like intelligence

I just hope she will be getting more love on cultured arts side as well.

This video convinced me to roll for her on the next operation joint banner... and if i didn't get her, i will use my 6* selector on her

Kal'tsit has never left the first place ever since she appeared onscreen, for me.

I remember when I first started the game, during the dossoles holiday event, I watched a solo clear of the boss using Kal. Not long after? She rolled around in the standard banner and I pulled her. Looking back, I was lucky as shit. She was the fastest E2 M3 max trust op outside of maybe Mudrock

It doesn't help that Kal herself is actually able to resurrect herself a lot, to what degree and what is the restriction, we don't know yet..Which add more to her mystery

Instead of speaking off my mind ('cause I haven't even finished watching the video, lol), I'll say that letter "g" being the only one with background holes is pretty fun. Also, Qaiser, your subtitles ARE being read not only by USGG xd

"She's a granny." I guess you could say she's a GILF.

@No-cc1fq

Жыл бұрын

God i love frog

Kat'Tsit the mother figure for all!

She is crazy strong, but there will always be a wall. In this case Theresis wall.

She’s functionally immortal as in one of the only three characters that predate the game :)

Legit after i watch this video i log on to arknight and gacha once on a standard banner and BOOM kal'tsit come home baby. After waiting for almost 3 years i finally got her

She's basically kinda like a Gandalf figure in the Arknights universe. Her goal is ultimately to inspire and assist others in their struggles, being the beacon of hope when all seems lost.

Bet me 10 gold, for chapter 12 the Ursus army will march to Victoria after knowing what Theresis done to Kaltsit.

5:30 is it. grow fast grow strong young passenger? :')

I appreciate you. Have a great day.

Hello good sir, i would like to request a video on the Rhine Lab manga (If you want to save it for the Rhine Lab event that's perfectly understandable)

This dude single handedly make me want to keep playing arknights lmao

*Reads title of the video* Don't you mean "Who is best girl and why is it Kal'tsit" ? Edit: someting I realise after watching the video is that Kal'tsit is very similar to what it is described as "a Perpetual" in Warhammer 40000. In WH40k there is a group of individuals called Perpetuals that have been around on earth since bassically the beginning of Mankind. They are inmortal in all senses since they cannot die from age and they can recover from the most serious wounds. They are also very powerful individuals with deep knowledge of the universe, very wise but also very caring for the human race, and they are also an absolute mistery because almost nobody in the galaxy knows they exist. Kal'tsit is a Perpetual in my head cannon.

@Tyranid_Hive_Mind

4 ай бұрын

So all theresis needs is some fulgurite?

KAL'TSIT IS MUMMY UWUUUU~ There you go Qaiser. Hope you're happy now.

Max potential Kal'tsit

Nice

*Kal Pog Intensifies*

A theory that most likely to be wrong that I suddenly think of when watching this video is that she is a deity in some sense, similar to the nian siblings. She maybe some kind of ancient god that have live and see so much that she decided to interfere. Mont3r is her own spine and so does alot of monsters in mythology, they spawn from ancient monsters or gods.

I still remember a cracked headpot theory I made up that Kalsit is one of Nian's sister lmao

I think i am convinced after the restraining order from closure and warfarin lmao I will still stick to matoi so no thanks

Yo about that being strong thing.... You might wanna see chapter 11 ..

You will like chapter 11 then. More info on Kal from there + her module. See you in 6 months!

Alternate title: "I, Qaiser Wilhelm MLG, hereby declare mineself a simp."

Glad to see my guy make another BANGER on best ex wife Kal, keep it up man, I love your personality and the passion you put into these videos

GODDAMN RIGHT!

I can't wait for the update on this video once Chap 11 is fully translated.

@m.a.2192

Жыл бұрын

I'm trying to avoid spoilers left and right but youtube suggestions really do be a bitch sometimes. I know something happened to her but I don't know how.

@benjisurf

Жыл бұрын

:)

I thing if Kal'tsit looses her shit you're be glad to have her on your side. I mean in the new Episode of the Anime she realy kickt crown slayers ass. I Never expected her to be that strong.

Truly the best waifu

4:48 hahaha Skadido...

"The avatar of Bastet cannot die until all these undying, errant souls in her charge have been returned to the underworld." - whimsical headcanon on her Kashchey-thwarting machinations

ahem.. so, very VERY old character, could even be said that she's already there when civilization being found and might even have a hand on it, have know-it-all attitude, adopting many character that *somehow* have their own role in the grand design... what next? she got betrayed by one of her kids and then put in -Golden Throne- stasis and become the symbol of protector of Terra?

you jinxed it, now she might die in chapter 11

She would be much cooler, if her writers had an editor.

Kal'tsit also pretty much wears the equivalent of a Nurse outfit as her default which is NICE. (I wish more people called Kal'tsit as sensei like Amiya does.) She started as a big mystery character and even though we know her and her past a bit better now, I love how she still retains that mysterious but powerful position that knows when and when not to use her vast knowledge in order to help R.I.. Since she realizes that just telling us that knowledge now probably won't even be something we can do anything about at the moment.... like Oripathy. I love how she is written into this world. Some maybe don't like her long monologues she goes on, but those honestly made me fall in love even more with her. It's not everyday I get to discuss philosophy in an anime game. Don't let this distract you from the fact that Kal'tsit AND Rosmontis still don't have a buyable skin tho.

I think her taking care about others (AKA her adopting tendencies) is a way for her to nurture individuals to face Terra, after all, of all the things in that world, kindness is not one of them. She has seen it first hand, for a long time, after all.

We may not have plot armour, but we got wife armour.

question, is there an event where kalsit pushes the doctor into sea water?

9:45 oh so...Sans

But most importantly, she can pog.

Kal‘tsit is not the deus ex machina we deserved, but definitely the one we needed

"We are not into flasbacks here" arent u doing a flashback explaining what happened in chapter 2?

after Chapter 11.. I Don't think its too far of a stretch to say that Kal'tsit really is the strongest person in the Terra.. There is no freaking end to her.. she literally reincarnates.. If that isn't OP.. then idk what is..

Dio's Opinions? I feel like I've heard this name somewhere.

best mommy as always

lowkey using this as a guide

she can be both a homie and a lovely gf, truly best girl

Can we get F in the chat for Kal'tsit

Qaiser: "If shes there, atleast everything is not completely go south" Chapter 11: hello

@zeldris2274

Жыл бұрын

I mean, that's literally what happens. Doc and Amiya were about to be killed by Theresis and she saved them by acting as a shield.

5:00 I assume if Kal'tsit had more time she would adapt Popukar personally too but she had to find her momy Orchid

One quastion whats that background song of yours?

poor guy hasn't heard about Margaret Nearl

What if she was the first feline human in terra, the next species after the sarkaz?

No, Kal'tsit is your grandma.

Who is QaiserMLG and where are next parts of "THE FULL STORY OF ARKNIGHTS"?

@edwinovsky_

Жыл бұрын

lol

Alright, listen me guys. Kaltsit is actually another playable character like doctor. But her game starting from very before centuries. She have high knowledge because she was there when the events starting. She makes false decisions and started again. Learned things again and again. Theresa discovered this fact and also noticed us. Kaltsit don't want another player in universe but Theresa stopped her. Cool huh.

I believe in the supremacy of the True Waifu, Kal'tsit