White Men Can't Jump (2023) Movie Review
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What up, KZread Peeps! It's time for another Tony Baker Movie Review! This time I'm reviewing Hulu's White Men Can't Jump!
Have you seen White Men Can't Jump? What're you thoughts?
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A sequel would have been way better. With the two original leads and their kids.
@changingmymind2
Жыл бұрын
I agree!
@juanpecan7089
Жыл бұрын
Ah man, they had great comedic chemistry and Rosie always steals the scene
@CHIEF-CHUY
Жыл бұрын
Exactly. Instead they ruin a great movie by redoing it wit a terrible cast.
@jaymikesmovienites3452
Жыл бұрын
@@CHIEF-CHUY yep
@kennygwalk5328
Жыл бұрын
Nah no remake, no sequel. That movie should not be messed with
Tony thank you for sacrificing your eyes , ears , and time to spare me the torture of ever watching this movie
@stryfetc1471
Жыл бұрын
Exactly, I'm from the era of the original....no way I was watching tamper with my classic!😂
@kandb4life
Жыл бұрын
The patron saints watched it at our movie night, it was BAD
@brandygee9954
Жыл бұрын
😭
@tellmesomething2412
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@jeremiahdavis3398
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
I feel like the movie “IT” was a pretty good remake
@mfmichi
Жыл бұрын
First one was fine. That sequel...
@JR-ed9wz
Жыл бұрын
@@mfmichi it was lacking somewhat. IT 2 was not the greatest. Really most sequels never are
@stryfetc1471
Жыл бұрын
Facts!....that's one of the few exceptions
@Professional_Lube_Job
Жыл бұрын
You must be a young punk
@JR-ed9wz
Жыл бұрын
@@Professional_Lube_Jobno, but you must be an old punk
The flame thrower took the last hope of seriousness from the movie😅
@Icecoldhoneybadger
Жыл бұрын
But it's a comedy
@kerrickthomas9729
Жыл бұрын
@@Icecoldhoneybadger i know, but wasn't expecting that kind of comedy😂
@NewAgeSlaves
Жыл бұрын
@@Icecoldhoneybadger but it's not a cartoon, hits harder when it's ground in reality as a form of satire otherwise it's just looney toons
@JohnRapheal7
Жыл бұрын
@@Icecoldhoneybadger it was a mediocre comedy with lame jokes. They just tried to one up the scene where the guy goes and robs the store for his betting money
@jeremiahdavis3398
Жыл бұрын
You can’t remake everything
"We know they can jump now" 😂
The Planet of the Apes reboot was a great new take especially with the newer technology 🤌🏾
I agree.. didnt need to be remade.
@jondoe9308
Жыл бұрын
It’s not for ppl who saw the original
@UmiEarthGoddess
Жыл бұрын
Do you think it’s a remake? I feel the story line was pretty different
@tthug2k3
Жыл бұрын
@@UmiEarthGoddess its different but similar if that makes since. Like they tried to put iconic scenes into this one
@jasonhearn5818
Жыл бұрын
@Jon Doe the people who didn't see the original can still go and watch the original lol
@jondoe9308
Жыл бұрын
@@jasonhearn5818 what kids are going back to watch originals? That’s why they remake movies like lion king n little mermaid
This the same director as this year's House Party. He was a music video director before these two movies. I understand doing remakes as your first go because the story is already there and people love it, but nah, he missed on both.
@BulkShoeGuy
Жыл бұрын
Didn't miss the millions, tho. Kenya keeps doing remakes? Why do you think he kept doing them...I'll wait popcorn 🍿
@maxerinjames
Жыл бұрын
@@BulkShoeGuy Huh? What does the last part mean? Kenya didn't direct this, or House Party 🤨
@Hi_Tamera
Жыл бұрын
Yeah I agree. Great experience for him to get into movies but the movies weren’t needed lol
@OBCGUAP
Жыл бұрын
Both of those movies were good
' The WIZ ' and ' The Cinderella Story' with Brandy and Whitney are my Favorite REMAKES. And probably THE BEST REMAKES in MOVIE HISTORY
Scarface, True Grit, Ocean's 11, and The Thing were all remakes that made their own mark
@TonyBakercomedy
Жыл бұрын
TRUE!!!
@brianroberts2967
Жыл бұрын
Hold the HELL on when did they make a Scarface remake
@TonyBakercomedy
Жыл бұрын
@@brianroberts2967 the one with Al Pacino is a remake
@sabrinamurphey9469
Жыл бұрын
@@TonyBakercomedy Many don't know that
@brianroberts2967
Жыл бұрын
@@TonyBakercomedy man I didn't know that oh well wasn't that good of a movie to me anyway COCAINE
The jumanji remakes were solid, really like that it was tailored to a modern audience with the use of video games & choosing your own avatar
Flamethrower in the car 😂
A Star is Born was remade a million times & surprisingly worked each time! That’s extremely rare! I enjoyed the Wiz as well, which is technically a remake. Dracula with Gary Oldman was good, just to add to a previous post. But 90% of remakes usually aren’t worth the time & money it was used for.
The Italian Job, that was a definite win
I didn't even want to see the remake of Superfly
I don't know Tony, I'm from LA and I keep the flamethrower in the trunk 😂😂😂
That element would've worked today if it was Asian Men Can't Jump. I'd watch that. Or a proper sequel to give closure to the original characters. To me White Men Can't Jump (1992) had an open ending.
@ChefDeli87
Жыл бұрын
This is the perfect take. Asian men can't jump would be more interesting with where we are as a society today, and current basketball culture. Actually there was a movie called Boogie that came out a few years ago with Pop Smoke that kind of felt like that. That movie was wayyy better than this remake
@cheasok9768
10 ай бұрын
Asian men can jump! Give me Jeremy Lin's height and my skills I think I would've made it also. He's too soft as a person that's why he got pushed out the NBA. Anyways y'all probably don't hoop so y'all don't know any better. It's all good tho, now y'all know What I'm trying to say is that there are a lot of Asian hoopers. Y'all just gotta go out there and see for yourself
@cobenstorer6114
10 ай бұрын
@@cheasok9768 relax yung'un. I do hoop and I'm also a filmmaker. If you knew the premise of the film it's based on hustling using people's prejudices. In the 80s the Celtic brand led to overall assumptions that White Men Can't Jump comparable to Jordan vs Bird skill set. We KNOW White Men CAN Jump now. Soooooo (inhale) a film better suited to that prejudice in today's context would be playing on the idea that Asian Men Can't Jump. Don't you think it would be funnier having a Justin Lin type playing Billy Ho than that goofy Jack Harlow? The jokes write themselves. Imagine if Ronny Chieng could ball? Surprised you didn't use the obvious GOAT, Hall of Famer Yao Ming, as your example, respectfully.
I liked this one. They remade it for the new generation and the last one came out 30 years ago, so it's been a while lol. When you get older, you feel like it wasn't that long ago 😂... I feel like people complain when they remake something but then complain about the stuff they change too
The Fly was a good remake- stuck to the story, but still made it it’s own.
Who exactly asked for this? Hollywood has never been lazier.
@jeremiahdavis3398
Жыл бұрын
Just putting something together
Movie was chill I actually enjoyed it and im huge fan of the original! The characters worked, an jack harlow as Jeremy was on the low hilarious 😂
@helarpanibour8107
Жыл бұрын
I was rolling when he showed up playing Shape of You😂
@Gameday_7
Жыл бұрын
@@helarpanibour8107 exactly lol
Point Break remake was Point-less!! 😹😹😹
Series of this, even limited would’ve worked better. Felt the same for Coming To America limited 10 ep season.
@triemcallister
Жыл бұрын
Coming to America II wasn't a remake. It was a sequel.
@drizzyfreckles
Жыл бұрын
@@triemcallister I know but would’ve been better served as a limited series, as came out in a different era and new audience.
@triemcallister
Жыл бұрын
@@drizzyfreckles I hear you. Quite frankly I didn't love the sequel enough to even care about a limited series. But who knows? I probably would've waited for Tony's critique before watching the series anyway🤷♀️
@ziggymarley8498
Жыл бұрын
@@drizzyfrecklesnah
Dredd remake was amazing but Stallone Judge Dreed was still on people's minds so it flopped
@gimisumgood3077
Жыл бұрын
Dredd is a comic book
@St3phenking13
Жыл бұрын
The remake was ten times better than the original.
@KayJose337
Жыл бұрын
@@St3phenking13 the original was the worst even for 80s standards and that is a hard bar to hit
@ziggymarley8498
Жыл бұрын
@@St3phenking13nah
What in the harberdashery
@rogerbruce940
Жыл бұрын
And hemoglobin
@sabrinamurphey9469
Жыл бұрын
Is going on heeeeeeeere
Now if that flame thrower scene was in Florida then it would be believable 😂
Parent trap, true grit, magnificent 7
Damn! This review was brutally honest The only remake that comes to mind, is 2017’s It chapter 1. I agree that the remakes & sequels are played out, though I understand why Hollywood is doing it. They’re afraid of new ideas cause they might flop. Now that I think about it… the first F&F was basically a remake of Point Break and that was great. Remakes could work, but the writing needs to be way better or at least on par with the original.
When you took off your glasses to talk about the flame throwing had me lol 😂
I can remember how excited I was when the first one came out. Every time the preview came on tv I would watch it. I asked mom to by me the soundtrack. My brother took me the movies as soon as it came out. With this new one I have so little interest I could literally click a few buttons and watch it on tv and still haven’t done it. I’ve watched movies that I’ve seen before since it came out and was more excited to watch them.
I live on this earth for your movie reviews 😂lol😂
Dawn of the dead remake is the only one that worked for me. Still one of my favorites.
Oceans, Guess Who, and I am Legend were good remakes. It’s definitely not many good ones though.
@horatiovelvetine787
Жыл бұрын
I am Legend is a remake of what? 🤔
@jaxsonlamar
Жыл бұрын
@@horatiovelvetine787 it’s an old movie called the omega man
Spoiler(not really): When he sprinkled them crumbs and shook her hand I died😂😂😂
You just got my GOAT seal of approval. You are now my entertainment critic
"Who really got a flamethrower in the car?" 😂😂
The Karate Kid remake with Jackie Chan was nicely done.
I have been saying this for a while now they need to remake bad movies with a solid premise and fix the things that went wrong in the bad movie
Great honest movie review and I enjoyed it and I might check it out and have a blessed day
You lost me at Flamethrower … you telling me bro just had a flamethrower chilling in the whip
The music take is spot on! Now ima advocate as a music producer for music AT EVERY TURN.. but it can take away from the tone of the film quick. Makes you feel like they tryna force the urban on you
@MISCDesigns
Жыл бұрын
Yeah I was surprised that Hieroglyphics was being played on one scene
TONY WAS BEING AN OLD MAN ON THIS REVIEW. I REALLY LIKED THIS MOVIE.. IT WAS A A MOVIE FOR 2023 NOT 92.. JACK HAD A PILL PROBLEM NOT A GAMBLING PROBLEM.. VINCE STAPLES AND THE OTHER GUY FROM BMF WERE HILARIOUS. JACK WAS IN HIS ACTING BAG... AND THE KEAD GUY HAD COME ALONG WAY FROM BEING KANE'S SON IN POWER.. I LIKED THIS MOVIE BUT TO EACH THEIR OWN
I enjoyed this as a stand alone, hilarious, it tickled my millennial spirit.
@TieUpOne
Жыл бұрын
Yea my bar was low for the movie so I was satisfied with what I saw
@livefromsf415
Жыл бұрын
I liked it too🤷🏾♂️
The flamethrower in the trunk in LA 😂😂😂
21 Jump Street worked for me. I've seen White Men Can't Jump, but I was so little ( I was 3 in 92) I don't remember it. I was older than 3 when I saw it but still Hella young. I only remember Wesley Snipes
Dang. 1 and a half! A favorite remake of mine is "The Italian Job".
It was better than the space jam remake and that dam house party remake
Haven't seen it, but I imagine it's a launch pad for Harlow? Love your scoring with Jazz. Is that Tina's song? Nice!
I appreciate you keeping it real and going in on a movie. Never seen you do that before. Its like you be holding back. I could tell you wanted to dog out that Bobs Burger movie but yo girl was there and u had to pretend u half liked it lol
I know its pretty much a character he always plays but i liked the Mechanic remake with Jason Statham
😂😂😂😂 im so glad you are back to reviewing movies lol
Well said brother! Agreed!
My favorite remakes of the last two decades are IT, True Grit, Planet of the Apes trilogy, Dune and Godzilla (the MonsterVerse). Other than what it takes to make a good film in any situation, I think the key to a good remake is the genre. Science fiction and fantasy are good genres for remakes, due to the variety and fluidity. Comedy though, is a tough genre for remakes or sequels because it is so subjective.
@tiffanycaldwell5311
Жыл бұрын
IT was amazing!
@jpphy23
Жыл бұрын
@@tiffanycaldwell5311 Facts!
As i always post, i literally watch reviews for movies i know i ain't gonna see cause i know with Tony, it's gonna be a good time! 😅
I haven’t seen the new White Men Can’t Jump yet but i just watched the original movie last night with my girlfriend and it was fan fucking tastic, no idea how it slipped under my radar for so many years
Great review! Why do I feel like the two leads in this one would have been hustled by Wesley and Woody tho?? Maybe it’s movie magic, maybe it’s Maybelline?? 😂
Wait till he finds out they remade the color purple
@DHix319
Жыл бұрын
I have a feeling that one might be better than expected. But when you remake a classic, be ready for some scrutiny!
@xanjuro9697
Жыл бұрын
That's different, they actually have people that care about making a good movie doing that one.
I’m glad I saw this before I watched the movie. Everything Tony said I kinda predicted without even watching a trailer fr
Ayyyy what up from the Chatsworth
Lol that music point is so right on. It always feels like when studios decide to make a movie targeting black people every damn transition scene has a hip hop or R&B track playing. It’s like they think that’s the only way black people will stay interested.
Love the review Tony thank you 😂😂 I can’t stand remakes especially with music.Its like a cop out,no originality or creativity.
I Love When Tony Rant About Movies 💯
Spot on with the urban movies and the constant need for music in the background. They treat these movies like they're 90's to 2k music videos. Just loud for no reason. I want to hear the dialogue smh. No wonder I have to resort to close captions to understand what the actors are saying
😹😹😹 @ Who gotta flamethrower in the car
“dawn of the dead” remake with vin rhames & makia phifer is another great example of a remake that surpassed the original . also, “the time machine”. .
Right, a reimagined version!!!
Thank you!!
I saw it last week and I chuckled a few times but I knew going to regret it. I agree I liked Teyana Taylor's role and Sinqua Walls and that was about it. To me it was a movie to have on in the background when you're doing other stuff because that's what I was doing...
The only ones I can think of is Imitation of Life and You’ve Got Mail. The remakes were better than the originals to me.
Love the honest review tony baker ! No nonsense at all.
Great review Tony. Keep 'em coming! This remake seems to have been written by a 13 y. o. who never saw the original but was told the story of it by his older brother. That's the only reason I can explain the flamethrower. Why did they move all the action inside? What was wrong with 3on3 on open courts? The actual b-ball action sucked. Characters were tame & flat. It sucked so much not even the waters of lake Minnetonka can purify it. Original is a gem.
The Longest Yard even though technically it's a continuation with Burt Reynolds still being in prison , The Longest Yard is one of the best remake and The Nutty Professor...and I'm not counting any Marvel Or DC Movie
Every movie over 20 years old will eventually be remade because of the speed at which we consume content. Scarface, The Departed, The Raid, Casino Royal all remakes arguably better that the original.
Man this was one of the best breakdowns I seen on movie reviews but the continue I don't know if you consider it a remake but IT was a good movie how it allows the characters to grow and continue
This wasn’t bad honestly. It was a chill movie. They had a cool modern take on what the game is like today and people trying to get into the league and the KZreadrs.
@615w6
Жыл бұрын
I enjoyed it fr wasn’t bad just a little different
@lman1006
Жыл бұрын
This movie sucked the acting was terrible that tried way too hard to make it a modern day film. Good thing it was on hulu if they put this BS in theaters it would have fucking flopped lol.
@MISCDesigns
Жыл бұрын
I like the original, and the 2023 one on their own respective merits. It's really not as bad as the negative comments suggest
Finally I've watched a movie before your review LMAO.. I'm all in on this one
Also, remake that worked, Spenser for Hire. Took me a second to get into Hawk, as a character but once it developed I could start to get into it. The new Spenser, I feel, could have used a little taming and I think we basically got to see what Mark would be like as a Spenser more than the role of Spenser but the movie worked
Another fun and honest review! Good remakes in my opinion is; It Chapter 1, John Carpenter’s The Thing, The Mummy, Scarface, Dredd, The Departed (Which is a remake of a Hong Kong film called Internal Affairs). The movies that deserves a remake are movies that are terrible or a foreign or old films that would make sense or would be interesting to have a modern day adaptation or a twist on the original.
Tony, you have constant music in the back of THIS video! But yeah I agree.
First two remakes that come to mind: Martin Scorsese's CAPE FEAR THE BIRDCAGE with Robin Williams (I haven't seen the original French film, though.)
You're spot on in your review. 3:10 to Yuma was a good remake, but the original was 50 years prior, so it worked, like you said.
@Mehancoly
Ай бұрын
310 to Yuma was a masterpiece imo
McClung just won the dunk contest.
Yes, moral of the story “No more remakes!”
I think most of the good remakes were way back in the day. Movies like Scarface, Ben-Hur, A Star is Born (although the newest remake was good as well). Another two newer good remakes were The Jungle Book (2016) and Nightmare Alley imo. Edit: Also do the James Bond movies count?
The Best Man archive was definitely one of the best ever. They kept all the original characters when they did the series (expect Mya). And the series was amazing. I felt all type of emotions. And it ended well. Gaves us closure uk?
Tony, my good Sir, you couldn't have broken it down any better bruh. You rated it higher than I did. I did, ABSOLUTELY, NOTHING FOR ME. NADA😂😂😂😂😂
Evil Dead remake is great. Casino Royale, Fright Night, 3:10 to Yuma, 13 Ghosts, Maleficent, Dumbo, Clash of the Titans, and The Grudge
How do you feel about Oceans Eleven as a remake
Im so glad you said What u said about the constant music...it cheapens the entire movie
made some good points man i tried not compare it to the original i had fun but their were some parts that left me scratching my head
Slink Johnson the reason i laughed the entire movie
I'll check it out one day when I'm bored. Definitely wouldn't have gone to a theater to see it.
5:09 🤣
Bruh, I was up here arguing with these kids about this. Like whhhhyyyy, it’s a NEW damn movie 😭
The Blob, Thing and the Fly are my fav remakes of all time. Even though they were made in 80s, it's about the same amount time between their releases & their originals in the 50s. Also, the Dredd remake was far better than what we got in the 90s.
The only joke that landed for me was the “Shape of You” moment before the final tournament. Outside of that, crickets.
One remake that I like as equally as the original is Sparkle because there are differences but the story isn't destroyed, if that makes sense.
Tony Baker, I agree Hollywood needs to stop doing remakes. But this White Men Can't Jump remake is super saiyan solid, it's not the greatest and isn't terrible. Kamal & Jeremy is way different from Sidney & Billy.
I'm watching it now and I'm disappointed and embarrassed. They didn't need to do this at all.
The only movies where music help are spike lee joints