moral of the story: keelvin is able to kill 5 year old crying children

@FlyingHandStudios

Жыл бұрын

Maybe someday you will too

@Moald

Жыл бұрын

5 year olds that aren't already dead or are demons

@powertouncleben

Жыл бұрын

​@@Moald or stinky as heck

@leodmans

Жыл бұрын

Or rich as heck

@graczpl2tozajebistykanalkjest

Жыл бұрын

Maybe he is a kid but aslo he's a fucking demon

All of them are 5 years old, if you manage to dodge the first attack from the most dangerous ones they're gone

@mimimimo455

Жыл бұрын

Azazel will straight up obliterate someone even if they dodge

@crelos3549

Жыл бұрын

@@mimimimo455 it depends on how brimstone translates to real life

@kimronbain7701

Жыл бұрын

​@@crelos3549ima go off the game logic and just say it will vaporize someone

@yinakiyama

Жыл бұрын

@@crelos3549n real life, How do you kill or beat Tainted Forgotten and Tainted Soul? One’s a skeleton and the other is well a soul. I don’t think punching a soul would work.

@Ghostofchristmaspresent

Жыл бұрын

​@@crelos3549so i found the defenition of Brimstone is like a certain form of ash that you inhale and cough up blood. So this just murders anyone because azazel is also a demon so they are unaffected by Brimstone so even if he beats azazel he walks out with lung cancer

“Isaac we love you” “🙂”

Tainted Keelvin: Plum Flute & Sinus Infection Only the Sinus Infection tears do damage.

@gaIIowsCaIibrator

Жыл бұрын

T. Azazel sneeze but green

YOU CAN'T BEAT THE LOST BECAUSE HE'S A *GOD DAMN GHOST*

@DoomedFr

Жыл бұрын

I mean he can die to spiders so why not to humans

@Bros_In_Love

Жыл бұрын

@@DoomedFr that's just a game technicality.

@djayden4661

Жыл бұрын

That is mean it's dead aleady. Win by default

@shwingleman

Жыл бұрын

​@@Bros_In_Lovewell yeah

@lucianogastonbuetdelgado7670

11 ай бұрын

​@@djayden4661so that also works against forgotten?

For tainted cain just make sure you didn’t leave your keys, fireworks, or money out…or your blood ig.

@Imnotannie_

11 ай бұрын

Or Dont get trapped on the bag

@Cains_stuff

11 ай бұрын

@@Imnotannie_ yep

"i would sneeze on him and he will die" He's already dead 💀

"I dont think I can dodge the baby whip." *hands baseball bat* "Deflect it then!"

@user-rn4lz1ui9n

7 ай бұрын

casey moment

@watermeloncatbrodda

2 ай бұрын

*still dies due to my bad reflexes*

Alternative tittle: Can i beat a bunch of traumatized children and religious figures,together with corpses and a soul?

Dude played so much binding of Isaac he started to look like him

Tainted Keelvin: has a gun

Now me personally, I’m gonna team with Jacob and we jump dark Esau

@kwame20101

2 ай бұрын

Imagine rolling up to the other fights with Jacob and chained up Esau biting around like a chain chomp 😂

finally Isaac content

This is relevant here and in an orphanage

I think just getting rid of the skeleton would kill tainted Forgotten? Just push it away when hes between attacks.

@mmmmmmmmmmmmmMicrowav

Жыл бұрын

Can confirm, I've fucked myself over by throwing the skeleton over spiked rocks before 😅

@TheFabricOfSpaceTime

11 ай бұрын

@@mmmmmmmmmmmmmMicrowav couldnt you just leaved the room or bomb the spiked rocks??

@BlueBox090

18 күн бұрын

Can’t the forgor still hit you with his bone bat anyways? That’s one of his functions that goes for both tainted and regular.

how to beat all characters: literally just punch them, they're 5 year olds lol

@holachau5851

Ай бұрын

Tainted judas has a fucking dagger and it slashes enemies like insane

@BlueBox090

18 күн бұрын

Tainted Judas would find a way to kill you anyways. Like, he’d use dark arts and the second you look down, he’s stabbed a dagger into the artery in your leg and then you’re done for.

Both of them dying from Tainted Jacob makes the most sense

Keelvin after picking a fight with tainted Cain but he raises his bag

if a character uses tears to kill me their dead but if its like brimstone im dead

A single peice of dust Tainted lost :i fear no man but that thing it scares me

Isaac content is finally back! Just..not a normal video.. This is still fine tho!

what did tainted cain do to you ;c

I feel like you're forgetting that tainted Samson is just a really angry 5 year old 😂 he's not super powered he just has anger management issues.

@randomyoutuber2633

11 ай бұрын

He literally cant die when mad and can hit enemies and bosses hard enough to make them explode, plus he has near super speed and strength.

@11TheSilly11

2 ай бұрын

"he's not super powered" He can literally just refuse to die...

@watermeloncatbrodda

2 ай бұрын

SAY THAT TO MY IMMORTALITÄT

You could grab the baby whip and snap it in 2 and crush the baby, then pull in Lilith using the rest of the whip and beat her to death

@AkosWhoIsFGTisgayaswell

11 ай бұрын

jesus fucking christ thats graphic

@DesicYT

11 ай бұрын

@@AkosWhoIsFGTisgayaswell lol dark mind moment

@holachau5851

Ай бұрын

Fact

@BlueBox090

18 күн бұрын

ok so basically, become a really murderous surgeon

“I would kill a Isaac” mans literally is Isaac 💀💀😭

"as soon as tainted Esau comes in we all die"😂

We've literally just went back to Egyptian times

No Tainted keeper hear me out right its just a sack so it just absorbs damage like a sponge. Plus hes gonna make you pay for your cars extended warranty so you die to financial damage

@holachau5851

Ай бұрын

So steal his coins he dies without health and his health are coins

"Hey... today I want to talk about killing five year olds"

Conclusion: Potato

So kevin cant kill a 5 yr old with a wig?

Mythos of Gaming

You would probably be fine with t Jacob because Esau would help you (has long has you dont touch him you are fine)

@johnathan_maximiliam

Жыл бұрын

esau would probably try to kill him too

@BlueBox090

18 күн бұрын

Take it into account that all of them are exactly 3 apples tall.

Yo this is a sick short concept 😭😭😭

Finally someone who doesn’t completely overestimated themselves

didn't know this guy play binding of Isaac

The Liberty has my name

they're all babies I think you'll be okay

Technically they’re all Isaac so seems like a dub across the board to me 🤷

Canonically you could kill any of them

@sablesalt

Жыл бұрын

Not if they canonically do it first 📦⏳⚰

bro cant even beat a 5 year old😂

Remember... *Isaac still has a bomb*

Why is there people talking about how they could beat a child with religious trauma and maybe schizophrenia?

you can probably kill all of the characters because its all just in isaacs mind

Me: I just alt+f4 and can beat them all in a fight

yo dude they are all four year old little children💀

The yippee people!

I sure hope you can win against babies

@awesomeguynamedawesomeness

19 күн бұрын

I'm pretty sure you cant win against a fucking demon who shoots blood lasers out of their mouth.

Destroy the computer and you beat everyone.

@BlueBox090

18 күн бұрын

But then you die from emotional damage due to no more binding of Isaac and losing your dead god save files.

I remember when your channel was mostly the binding of isaac

If you really think about it tainted lost can only survive two major injuries in his entire life

Thanks you for being honest lmao.

Tainted Jacob looks like my cousin💀💀

It this game about child abuse and alcohol addiction

Wow. It's like you forget some of these guys are extremely puntable

tainted lost would hide in your walls and shoot you

So glad they buffed t. Cain and gave him normal cain's starting stats

omg its yippe

I would easily kill tainted judas (i got a cross with me)

bro can’t win against fecal baby 💀

i have never seen binding of isaac and i can confidently say i'd beat them all

Tainted cain is my favorite character.

I agree with this

The baby what?

Isnt tainted keeper full of coins? If you punch him you would break your hand

What about tarnished characters

Depends if you have a Glock 18, RPG 7, and an M4A1 with a shit ton of ammo for each.

Issac is already dead

Bro will die for a child 💀

👑

The ones I could win against are Issac, Cain, Lazarus, Eden, The Lost, Keeper, Lilith if I could catch the baby attack, Jacob 50/50 chance to win. Rest lose

ah yes casually murder children

Nah but tainted Cain has prep time.

can u do this with tarnished too cuz i think the only one u would win is issac cuz maggie will never die he heals so much judas will just slash of ur head in 0.02 seconds and samson will throw a rock at u

samson lost his hair so hes weak in his tainted form

doesnt the whole game take place INSIDE of a person, meaning they're all just either children or babies?

you can kill all of them. there are like 4 just step on them ahnd the fire from beth is only a fraction of there size

Bro could not beat a child in a fight

Bro T Cain is awesome

they are 5 year old dude i mean the t/n forgotten and avavel(+t asu) is strong or undying but still

bro remembered his emo femboy past and can't k1ll him

Why's he talking about killing children💀

Now time for smash bros.

Bro you are saying you would kill me 😢

ACTUALLY in co op, tainted esau only attacks t Jacob, not the other players, and other players don't take damage from him! :)

The way you beat the forgotten is you stomp the skull and exorcise the ghost

@Minced_Prime-J4dgm3nt

8 ай бұрын

you need to only kill the soul

@BlueBox090

18 күн бұрын

Just get Vade Retro.

But they are just kids

Technically, T. Eden could always just roll to Hypercoagulation (T. Maggy's gimmick), Sumptorium (T. Eve's gimmick), etc. and you'll lose. Also, I don't think T. Samson's innate Berserk can trigger off of damage taken, only damage dealt.

I mean realisticly their all like 5 year old children soooo

Will this be updated for the switch?

I instantly think: T lost pro's can kill the beast with C-section... And c section only...

I never see anyone saying that he looks like dr. fetus

it's actually not that hard to kill tainted forgotten, just break the skeletons body and you win

Isaac and his characters are like 3 years old you can just kick the baby like a footbal

@BlueBox090

18 күн бұрын

I think you have the height and the age mixed up. Age is 5 years old, height is 3 apples tall. Applies to basically all characters

What is so strong about dead laz? I don’t have tainted but he does not seem powerful

Btw anyone who kills Cain gets his curse. So idk if it's worth it.

bruh how can you lose to a 5 year old

Yooooo it's speedrun cain and I'm here to explain the entire tboi aka the binding of Isaac to u. Sooooo Isaac was chillin and mom was watching some Christian tv. Mom suddenly heard a "voice" from above/the attic and it was apparently a angle or Jesus or god idk Really know bout that One and it told her he was evil and to take away all his toys and stuff but then It said it wasn't enough so it said take away Isaacs clothes and to lock him in his room so she did and it still was not enough and it said to kill him so she got a knife and went to his room she went in there and Isaac found a crawl space under his carpet and jumped down there. And boom a big franchise. But thats just the game lore or is it his mom doesn't actually do all that crap she doesn't do anything actually. She just keeps watching her tv also the thing that talks to here isn't real. What really happened was Isaac think he started there parents divorcing so with all his guilt he thinks he's a demon and goes inside his chest when his mom tried to find him she couldn't she calls the cops for a missing child report and there's two ending that happen first one Isaac died to suffocation or hunger and thirst. Second one is he runs away. There you go.😊 Have a nice day/night

@BlueBox090

18 күн бұрын

The voice was a ghost in the attic of sorts, according to a floor transition.

But tainted cain would slap you with the bag

TAINTED FORGOTTEN W