Which 'M' Almost Destroyed The World? | QI

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This clip is from QI Series M, Episode 4, 'Miscellany' with Stephen Fry, Noel Fielding, Rhod Gilbert and Cariad Lloyd.

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  • @liamwalsh4008
    @liamwalsh40086 ай бұрын

    Moss, in fact, actually came very close to destroying all living brain cells, when he said, "Good morning, that's a nice tnetennba."

  • @ella6547

    @ella6547

    6 ай бұрын

    Did you see that ludicrous display last night? The trouble with Alan Davies is he always tries to walk it in.

  • @apey125
    @apey1256 ай бұрын

    "Mirthquake" is genius

  • @youremakingprogress144
    @youremakingprogress1446 ай бұрын

    I'm quickly growing to adore Cariad Lloyd.

  • @zapkvr

    @zapkvr

    6 ай бұрын

    Shes such a great actor I hated her on Peep show. And ive adored her since forever

  • @christopherdean1326

    @christopherdean1326

    6 ай бұрын

    Don't blame you at all! She is lovely...

  • @stereoroid
    @stereoroid6 ай бұрын

    Moss? He’d just tell you to turn it off and on again. That’s probably where Noel was going with that …

  • @gavla3550

    @gavla3550

    6 ай бұрын

    That was Roy's catchphrase 😂

  • @matthewryan4844

    @matthewryan4844

    6 ай бұрын

    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face‘.

  • @Chuckf66

    @Chuckf66

    6 ай бұрын

    Your name is Maurice Moss, is it not?

  • @JetsonDrums

    @JetsonDrums

    5 ай бұрын

    @@Chuckf66it is not.

  • @crazy-88s
    @crazy-88s6 ай бұрын

    Cariad lloyd 💕❤️

  • @sonicdiablo8968

    @sonicdiablo8968

    6 ай бұрын

    She's adorable

  • @Warrigt

    @Warrigt

    6 ай бұрын

    KZread wants to translate Cariad to "Love". I'll allow it!

  • @paulsengupta971

    @paulsengupta971

    6 ай бұрын

    @@WarrigtThat's what it means in Welsh.

  • @Warrigt

    @Warrigt

    6 ай бұрын

    @@paulsengupta971 was pretty sure it wasn't latin

  • @VxJasonxV
    @VxJasonxV6 ай бұрын

    "In case you've just joined us" as a matter of fact we (those of us who haven't seen this episode before) have.

  • @wildste

    @wildste

    6 ай бұрын

    That was my first thought as well. Works well with KZread

  • @Gn3rd
    @Gn3rd6 ай бұрын

    "Bitchin' about lichen" is a fantastic name for a gardening podcast.

  • @sisyr5615
    @sisyr56156 ай бұрын

    the Kate Moss joke almost made me spit my drink out

  • @stevevasta

    @stevevasta

    6 ай бұрын

    Especially coming from Stephen!

  • @LeornianCyng
    @LeornianCyng6 ай бұрын

    There was a brilliant piece in The Guardian over the summer about a species of moss that is the world’s oldest moss, found in the Himalayas, may not be able to survive climate breakdown, scientists have said. It’s called Takakia and has been growing for 390 million years.

  • @zapkvr

    @zapkvr

    6 ай бұрын

    Now I need to find that article

  • @bobbyk9815
    @bobbyk98156 ай бұрын

    Never thought I'd hear someone on QI say "Magneto".

  • @johnnunn8688

    @johnnunn8688

    6 ай бұрын

    Just took some bright spark….

  • @peterclarke7240

    @peterclarke7240

    6 ай бұрын

    Cariad is a huge Sci fi/fantasy nerd and we love her.

  • @CJT3X

    @CJT3X

    6 ай бұрын

    Magnetos exist outside of comics, so surely the term would come up at some point

  • @bobbyk9815

    @bobbyk9815

    6 ай бұрын

    @@CJT3X Fair enough.

  • @spud3607
    @spud36076 ай бұрын

    I got half way through this and just had to find the original full program for context.

  • @decodolly1535
    @decodolly15356 ай бұрын

    Question: Which M almost destroyed the world? My immediate thought: Mankind! And now, I'm depressed...

  • @guarddog318

    @guarddog318

    6 ай бұрын

    Almost? Hell, we're just getting started. 😬

  • @echognomecal6742

    @echognomecal6742

    6 ай бұрын

    And the award for most depressing comment thread in the shortest amount of comments goes to...

  • @typacsk

    @typacsk

    6 ай бұрын

    *the most deadly of all creaturrres*

  • @MooKau_

    @MooKau_

    6 ай бұрын

    i was saying 'margaret thatcher' but then the 470 million years ago thing was mentioned.

  • @liamwalsh4008

    @liamwalsh4008

    6 ай бұрын

    @@MooKau_ True. She was most likely in one of her epochal hibernations at that point. Iä! Iä! Maggie fhtagn!

  • @barneylaurance1865
    @barneylaurance18656 ай бұрын

    "Like a phage" might not be the most helpful simile.

  • @archivist17

    @archivist17

    6 ай бұрын

    It was one of Madonna's less successful early releases.

  • @armshousetoyourmumshouse
    @armshousetoyourmumshouse6 ай бұрын

    Mirthquake 😂

  • @simonmoseley2198
    @simonmoseley21986 ай бұрын

    This question has andrew hunter Murray all over it

  • @Skippymabob

    @Skippymabob

    6 ай бұрын

    My first thought

  • @Gaz-Man87
    @Gaz-Man876 ай бұрын

    I knew there would be a Kate Moss joke in there somewhere.

  • @echognomecal6742
    @echognomecal67426 ай бұрын

    I just love these rolling stones.

  • @CymonTempler
    @CymonTempler6 ай бұрын

    All I could think of was Magnesium.😂

  • @karvald
    @karvald6 ай бұрын

    It's a shame Richard Ayoade wasn't on this one.

  • @andrasszabo1570

    @andrasszabo1570

    6 ай бұрын

    Has he ever appeared on QI?

  • @karvald

    @karvald

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@andrasszabo1570 I thought he had, but I guess not... He's been on the Big Fat Quiz of the Year a lot with Noel, so I just figured he'd made the rounds on QI as well. He'd be brilliant on it though.

  • @nathanglover8437
    @nathanglover84376 ай бұрын

    Not Richmond having suspicions about Maurice :')

  • @TeddyFunk73
    @TeddyFunk736 ай бұрын

    That’s a Pteranodon not a Pterodactyl.

  • @rtl4x4

    @rtl4x4

    6 ай бұрын

    and that "iceberg" looks more like a glacier to me, what with being on land and all

  • @WhitePointerGaming
    @WhitePointerGaming6 ай бұрын

    It wasn't nice of them to speak about Richard Ayoade's character like that. Noel Fielding should have known better.

  • @SpeccyMan

    @SpeccyMan

    6 ай бұрын

    Have you tried turning it off and on again? 😉

  • @CooperBayBay
    @CooperBayBay6 ай бұрын

    If it wasn't so long ago I would've said 'Merica

  • @DemstarAus

    @DemstarAus

    6 ай бұрын

    A merica or more than one?

  • @CooperBayBay

    @CooperBayBay

    6 ай бұрын

    Just the one, thankfully

  • @davidhoward4715

    @davidhoward4715

    6 ай бұрын

    I would have said Mother Russia.

  • @danielburger1775
    @danielburger17756 ай бұрын

    So, what stopped the Great Moss Destruction?

  • @frankyw8803

    @frankyw8803

    6 ай бұрын

    Jaysus.

  • @wolfgangmcq

    @wolfgangmcq

    6 ай бұрын

    In general, extinction events aren't _stopped_ so much as they just fizzle out. Eventually everything that was going to go extinct does, and a bunch of new things evolve to fill in the gaps.

  • @PhantomObserver
    @PhantomObserver6 ай бұрын

    I suppose it says something about me that I would have said, "Moriarty."

  • @Tao_Tology
    @Tao_Tology6 ай бұрын

    Malaise? Monotony? Morris dancing?

  • @thatdudeinorange5269

    @thatdudeinorange5269

    6 ай бұрын

    Definetly Morris dancing!

  • @returnoftheredeye
    @returnoftheredeye6 ай бұрын

    So what happened with the moss, why didn't it complete it's takeover?

  • @liamwalsh4008

    @liamwalsh4008

    6 ай бұрын

    The government passed anti-monopoly laws. Close call, eh?

  • @SpeccyMan

    @SpeccyMan

    6 ай бұрын

    ... its takeover?

  • @dtndtndtndtn
    @dtndtndtndtn6 ай бұрын

    Anyone who listens to the NSTAAF podcast would immediately have realised which QI Elf likely found this fact.

  • @shaneveneziano8463

    @shaneveneziano8463

    5 ай бұрын

    😂👏🏼👏🏼

  • @kevbrown2532
    @kevbrown25324 ай бұрын

    The fastest moving Moss was Sir Stirling.

  • @gilbertmacnaughton4763
    @gilbertmacnaughton47636 ай бұрын

    Disappointed no one said ‘Murdoch’

  • @tanjaeder433

    @tanjaeder433

    6 ай бұрын

    Probably would have been a klaxon.

  • @Damian_1989

    @Damian_1989

    6 ай бұрын

    because technically, we're not certain about the "almost"

  • @jamesclark6104
    @jamesclark61046 ай бұрын

    Inspector Moss?

  • @matttrafton2725
    @matttrafton272514 сағат бұрын

    Moss almost broke the internet?

  • @mirthenary
    @mirthenary6 ай бұрын

    MURDOC!!!

  • @dielaughing73
    @dielaughing736 ай бұрын

    She's right though

  • @stupidburp
    @stupidburp3 ай бұрын

    Caribou to the rescue

  • @Farlig69
    @Farlig696 ай бұрын

    0:43 Stephen, stephen..... tut, tut, tut. Ordovician is pronounced ordo-vish-ian

  • @SaturnusDK

    @SaturnusDK

    6 ай бұрын

    It may be because he's learned classic latin where C is always pronounced as a K.

  • @liamwalsh4008

    @liamwalsh4008

    6 ай бұрын

    @@SaturnusDK That's precisely why I pronounce it that way, despite knowing better 😅

  • @Farlig69

    @Farlig69

    6 ай бұрын

    @@SaturnusDK Aha, good point, didn't think of thst but still, no-one pronounces it that way, I studied geology, and languages are fluid....

  • @mochynddu723
    @mochynddu7236 ай бұрын

    Meh-teor!

  • @gormoboskos
    @gormoboskos6 ай бұрын

    MAVITY!

  • @chriswatson7965
    @chriswatson79653 ай бұрын

    Pretty much every QI clip has an element that is fundamentally incorrect, but this takes the cake. The Ordovician-Silurian extinction was 445 million years ago, not 470 million years ago. Mosses did not exist at the time, the contribution of land plants to the extinction is still uncertain, and it almost certainly didn't happen the way Fry mumbled. It certainly did not take 30 million years.

  • @LudvigIndestrucable
    @LudvigIndestrucable5 ай бұрын

    This is precisely why Stephen got paid more

  • @michaelpalmer4387
    @michaelpalmer43875 ай бұрын

    Mothra.

  • @just-tess
    @just-tess2 күн бұрын

    Kate Moss🙃

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage6 ай бұрын

    But will you find 'moss' growing on the north side of Brazilian women?

  • @dielaughing73

    @dielaughing73

    6 ай бұрын

    Southern hemisphere mate

  • @stormwildthing5321
    @stormwildthing53214 ай бұрын

    Just seen this clip, ' There's an iceberg like your clitorous ' , is one of the funniest things i've ever heard, 😅

  • @dazgreensmoker669
    @dazgreensmoker6696 ай бұрын

    I hope that sometime in the near future the BBC goes back to educating people and fingers crossed make us laugh again .

  • @davidhoward4715

    @davidhoward4715

    6 ай бұрын

    Eh?

  • @Drchainsaw77
    @Drchainsaw776 ай бұрын

    This show went from one of the most brilliant and funny things anyone ever put on TV to unwatchable garbage when Fry left.

  • @flyawaytodie
    @flyawaytodie6 ай бұрын

    "There's moss that destroys itself, like Kate Moss" I really enjoy Sandi Toksvig as host, but she can never top Stephen Fry.

  • @liamwalsh4008
    @liamwalsh40086 ай бұрын

    The correct answer is filed under "Momma's ass, Yo".

  • @TheEulerID
    @TheEulerID4 ай бұрын

    So, it didn't nearly destroy the world at all. Yet another misleading question from QI.

  • @sentimentalbloke185
    @sentimentalbloke1856 ай бұрын

    Muhammad

  • @echognomecal6742
    @echognomecal67426 ай бұрын

    mediocrity

  • @GGoAwayy
    @GGoAwayy6 ай бұрын

    MEN! Am I right?

  • @ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095
    @ansfridaeyowulfsdottir80956 ай бұрын

    I can't stand that cowboy. {:o:O:}

  • @sdstewart87
    @sdstewart876 ай бұрын

    Cariad Lloyd. Most insufferable 'comedian' I've ever seen/heard

  • @schizomonika

    @schizomonika

    6 ай бұрын

    Then go watch another video genius

  • @matwashington2784

    @matwashington2784

    6 ай бұрын

    Nah, that's definitely Katherine Ryan - Absolutely pathetic!

  • @typacsk

    @typacsk

    6 ай бұрын

    She was in the thumbnail, and you watched it anyway?

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