If only the Imperium mixed in AG1 with their corpse starch, maybe things wouldn't be so bad. Recycled human bodies with a hint of pineapple and lime sounds great, pick up some AG1 here : drinkag1.com/majorkill if the link doesn't work just paste it into the search bar or pause ad blocker

@obi-wankenobi5926

10 ай бұрын

Good video.

@stripeybag6977

10 ай бұрын

I'd like to counter the Imperium being dissed about not caring about the environment because IRL we don't.

@JeroenDoes

10 ай бұрын

without having watched the video, the eldar seems to be the safe bet. Immortality and the good life for 99% of the time.

@AnimalAgility90

10 ай бұрын

One of the funniest KZreadrs, Prove me wrong.

@superiorsoldier57

10 ай бұрын

I predict Lemann Russ will be the next Primarch to return...

Arguably Ork society would be pretty great since you'd be an Ork, and Orks love being Orks.

@efaristi9737

10 ай бұрын

that's... true i guess?

@forgettable8300

10 ай бұрын

It would be great if you are an orc xD

@Witnessmoo

10 ай бұрын

Naaaa, you could be a weird boy and they are not happy

@FossorialFungus

10 ай бұрын

it's only great if you are near the top, otherwise Orks enact equal violence in the pecking order as they do to other races and if you're anything less than an Ork such as a Grot or a Gretchin you're basically just snacks that can serve as slaves

@Sgt_Glory

10 ай бұрын

Orkz, orkz, orkz, orkz!

To be fair, Craftoworlds also contain numerous alien animals from Eldar worlds that got rescued before the birth of Slaneesh. So chances are that you can still live in a Craftworld AND be a dinosaur rider

@OccultistResearcher

10 ай бұрын

hell yeah!

@RoulicisThe

10 ай бұрын

Or check in the Exodite's worlds, they have a ton of these

@blueberry1vom1t

10 ай бұрын

. . . . . . why don't craftworld eldar use dinosaurs? That seems weird to me now that you mention it

@_NIKOS9_NIKOS

10 ай бұрын

@@blueberry1vom1t Because machines are far more effective than animals. Pluss it's probably due to morality as well. Those animals are the last of their kind, so the Craftworlders wouldnt want to putt them in danger

@infidelheretic923

10 ай бұрын

@@blueberry1vom1t Can you think of any practical issues resulting from using dinosaurs on a crowded spacecraft? And also would they solve anything that a machine couldn’t do better?

Since it’s passed over, Daemons actually don’t have a great time. According to Argal Tal, his daemon half was constantly filled with frustration, described as being a predator whose prey was always just out of reach. Daemons are created based on emotions in the physical plane and therefore have desires tied to that plane. But they are in a different dimension, one where they can manipulate the things that give them sustenance (ideas and emotions) but not produce them. You are a key in a world of keys, and the only locks are in another dimension, a thought without a body to act through.

@Chaerea_Carmin-Slaanesh_Chosen

10 ай бұрын

Oh also they torture and corrupt each other as they do other mortals. In the Masques backstory, it directly states Slaanesh felt despair and anger when defeated by Khorne and Nurgle. Demons are not immune to each other’s corruption.

@nobleman9393

10 ай бұрын

It probably depends, Gendor Skraivok's Demon seemed to have a good time.

@dianapennepacker6854

10 ай бұрын

Depends on the demon I think for sure. Ya definitely can have a terrible time. With that said I am not sure if they can even feel all emotions. Seems to me they are even more unique compared to others. Being a warp entity made from being content would be dope! Probably the rarest of all emotions so it would be weak but you wouldn't give two shits would ya?! Being a demon born of rage or desperation would blow.

@balian9177

10 ай бұрын

Yeah shouldnt nurgles daemons in all that pestilence juice not revel and be joyous af?

@eduardoribeiroucv9630

10 ай бұрын

Nurglings seems to have a great time tho

I’d pick Necrons so I could just spend infinity helping Trazyn with his museum.

@mewletter

10 ай бұрын

I think in the official lore, most Necrons avoid him and his homeworld for a long time due to his encounter with the flayed ones and his infamous court trial against Orikan

@MusMasi

10 ай бұрын

as an exhibit

@scottyelder8351

10 ай бұрын

That would be ace !

@Crispifordthe3rd515

10 ай бұрын

Yes! Either that, or on some Craftworld, or with the Tau(Farsight preferably) An eternity of knowledge and artifact gathering. A moving City fortress that's somewhat relaxing. And a normal dictatorship from our world run by blue aliens with somehow a relatively good standard of living.

@Forgieborg

10 ай бұрын

@@mewletter🤓

Ultramar and the Farsight Enclaves are probably the best places to be a civi in 40k

@Jack-0-lantern

10 ай бұрын

I hope one day we will get a short story set in Gue'vesa'rio, the human world of the Enclaves. Something similar to the short story, "Voice of Experience", a tale about a Gue'vesa living in the Nem'yar Atoll on the other side of the Startide Nexus.

@foxnut13

10 ай бұрын

With how many times Primarchs and Chaos keep shanking Ultramar, im not too sure about that 😅

@theswarmsquad3606

10 ай бұрын

But ultramar gets fucked by horrors every other week

@giovannipanzeri6431

10 ай бұрын

Yupp farsight, ultramar and the main tau empire, in that order.

@Vincent_A.

10 ай бұрын

Despite being a death world, it would be pretty cool to live on Nocturne solely for the fact that I would to hang out with my favorite space marine chapter.

I think a video on the relationships between the 1st founding chapters and there successors would be cool

@christianniemczyk2358

10 ай бұрын

Ooo that’s a good one

@scottyelder8351

10 ай бұрын

Good idea !

@ADB_UWIM_2807

10 ай бұрын

Aye. Cries in wolf brothers

@jamescreed6259

Ай бұрын

the salamanders are just a bit creeped out by theirs

Even the some of the worst quality of life for Eldar is still pretty good. Sure most members of Altansar have PTSD and are very paranoid about daemons, but they still get to live on a craftworld and are no longer in the eye of terror.

How each pre-heresy primarch would react to the current imperium when placed in Gullimans shoes would be s cool video idea

@trimeerious4349

10 ай бұрын

🫡

@JammesJack-td6gv

10 ай бұрын

Yes

@slb797

10 ай бұрын

Include clone Fulgrim

@ianyoder2537

10 ай бұрын

I'm reasonably sure that Angron's response would be largely the same. the difference being AAAAAAAAAAA! of preheresy and *_AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!_* of modern.

@peakeythebard1454

10 ай бұрын

​@@slb797I mean, pre-heresy fulgrim would be kinda cool to, since the ecclesiarchy is basically his pre heresy idea of how the emperor should be viewed.

League of Votan is a good faction due to getting an ironkin bot to aid in labor, good tech all around ( not the best, just good), and mining asteroids in the void. Not bad for a grimdark universe

@nathant6655

10 ай бұрын

just guys being dudes with their fellow clone bros and intact STCs

@mcarrowtime7095

10 ай бұрын

Rock and stone brother.

@martinbaranyi2129

10 ай бұрын

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole. Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole.

@christiandauz3742

10 ай бұрын

Chaos Votann are Canon Envy and Fear of Death/Old Age are great motivators for joining Chaos Chaos corruption is like a nighmarish disease. Countless Votann have succumbed to it

@jameshollins5659

10 ай бұрын

​@@christiandauz3742it says in the Codex that the Votann cores over time genetically modified all members to have very low exposure to the warp... They don't shine at all as bright as e.g humans to the warp. They therefore have a massive resistance to the warp. And also all clones

Getting a video about how each of the pre heresy primarchs would have reacted to being imperial regent as Guilliman was would be a good video idea, how would perturabo rule, Konrad dictate, dorn fortify ? Some very cool ideas :)

@670HP-Package-NOW

10 ай бұрын

Keep pushing

@JammesJack-td6gv

10 ай бұрын

YeSsss

@BlackBolt-ke2fx

10 ай бұрын

What is the soundtrack in the video I’ve heard it from somewhere and been looking for every since

Depending on where they live, Kroot either go wherever they want, eat non corrupted flesh, and seek out missions and contracts from whoever, or get told what to do/ what not to do / to die by the ethereals. Former is pretty chill most of the time (unless you happen to live near active space marines/a hive fleet/somewhere where khorne is looking/somewhere where the drukhari are looking) and the ladder is T’au life but less rigid.

Being an Orc doesn't seem that bad to me. Sure their lives are short and full of war, but they love that. The Galaxy's one big playground to them.If you have to be trapped in what is essentially Hell, you might as well learn to enjoy it.

@PhilippBrandAkatosh

10 ай бұрын

Imagine being a snotling that is just there as a toy and for food, still want to be an ork ?

@Drazhoath1

10 ай бұрын

@@PhilippBrandAkatosh snotlings are not orks though, orks are orks

@PhilippBrandAkatosh

10 ай бұрын

@@Drazhoath1 orks are greenskins and snotlings are also greenskins

@Mecha_Hitler

6 ай бұрын

@@PhilippBrandAkatoshThis is like saying that dark eldar are eldar and craftworld eldar are eldar, but this video didn't group those together so clearly when he says orks he means orks and not snotlings.

@PhilippBrandAkatosh

6 ай бұрын

@@Mecha_Hitler that is like splitting the ork race into parts but this only occurred in the fantasy version with the night goblins etc.

They need to make the Exodites into a playable faction already.

@infidelheretic923

10 ай бұрын

Could be nice. But they are far from the eldar’s best warriors. Just guerrilla fighters who really don’t want you on their world. Even the dark Eldar consider too much of a pain most of the time. And they’re the ones who have the most incentive to capture them.

@benimel3204

9 ай бұрын

If they got some kind of buff then yeah

The problem is we are attempting to put a human standard onto the alien Orks. Go faster, more dakka, build bigger, experimental surgery, and krump anything that wants to fight all bring joy to Orks. Being able to eat almost anything, survive almost any environment, and being able to shrug off horrible wounds is a big leg up on a universe that seems out to kill you.

A video about all Tau auxiliaries would be cool and give some deserved spotlight to different Xenos.

@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle

10 ай бұрын

It might even make GW remember that there's more to the Tau than just Gundams

@PhillyTheKid

2 ай бұрын

It happened lol

I have arrived

@virn333

10 ай бұрын

Hail cv, 4151st of his name!

@horusdark4343

10 ай бұрын

Shut up claptrap

@yvick7770

10 ай бұрын

And this might just be what I need to buss

@JeremyTheBreadKnife

10 ай бұрын

He has arrived guys

@obamadodecahedron6586

10 ай бұрын

Let’s fucking gooooo!

Please make a Nykona Sharrowkyn/Raven Guard inspired major mini.

Day 1 of asking for a video discussing what would happen if the emporor was actually given a TTS device. If he could talk in the 41st millennium, what would he have to say?

@aceofspadesguy4913

10 ай бұрын

“Oh my fucking self why did it take you so long to figure out how to make a piece of tech that’s been around longer than space travel.”

@MusMasi

10 ай бұрын

Da Emporor?

@tennesseedogpack

10 ай бұрын

He’s like half warp entity at this time meaning he’s mostly emotion

@Magnustopheles

10 ай бұрын

Ooh I like this one

@sovietunion7643

10 ай бұрын

@@tennesseedogpack i mean the chaos gods are 100% emotion but they still talk and have conversations with eachother and mortals so i don't think its out of the ballpark if the emperor got a device that could help certain fragments of his being stay together and speak

You should do a vid on what would happen if each faction won the overall war for the galaxy.

@TheCrimsonSpork

10 ай бұрын

Eldar win, repopulate, get bored in a few million years, birth another murderape god

@leebarbs7176

10 ай бұрын

ooo this a good one!

@mr.wilson9941

8 ай бұрын

I like that idea

I can't tell if it's old lore that has been retconned since, but I quite vividly remember reading that Tyranid Warriors and all subspecies above them in the synaptic hierarchy are sentient/ counscious/ self-aware and considerably smarter than the average human or even their equivalent (middle rank officiers) in most of the other playable factions. Their intellect is on par with a space marine and the hive mind has to actively decide to supress their individuality when it needs to but it usually doesn't. They even make tactical decisions on-the-go and transmit orders to nearby tyranids that came from them instead of the higher intelligence. But I read that lore back when Tyranid Warriors could be picked as HQ units on the tabletop and I didn't keep up with the lore changes for a couple of years so I might have missed a retcon. If this is still the case, though, you would automatically be one of those in the scenario of this video as you would see the inferior, mindless subspecies like gaunts in a similar way humans see pets or cattle, or the Tau see kroot hounds, so not eligible for this scenario. Then I think the standard of living would fall in the average compared to the other factions... until you won on the specific planet you were meant to invade and the hive mind makes you suicide to be transported to the next world-prey.

A video on how the pre heresy primarchs would react to being revived like guilliman would make for a dope video in my, and many others opinion

@JammesJack-td6gv

10 ай бұрын

Im pretty most of the others are alive in some way

Great video as always @majorkill. Could you make a video dedicated to the Navigators, the major houses, their politics, relation to the overall Imperium and factions, etc? Would really appreciate it!

Jokaero, the only and correct answer is Jokareo, banana good, life good, blast bad man, get bigger enclosure, more bananas, life get better.

How about a 'If it were up to you, What aspects of the Emperor would the missing Primarchs have AND what would they have been known for? For me it would be a true chad when it comes to naval warfare.

Sentient Tyranids are functionally immortal, older than just about anything that’s not a C’tan and want for nothing. It’s very different to what we know as life, but it’s probably a pretty good existence (as much as that matters to them).

Video idea - Primarch/leaders five aside football teams. E.g Rogal Dorn in goal, Konrad striking fear into opponents at Center back, with wingers Fulgrim and Konrad and the Lion upfront in a Haaland role. Malcador the sigilite as manager And Gulliman as groundskeeper VS Trazyn the Infinite in goal, catching everything Two at the back of Russ and Perturabo with Perty dropping bombs up field and Russ as a mobile sweeper. An attacking midfielder of Farsight as a creative maestro and the captain and striker of Valdor bringing experience and speed to the attack Manager Silent King and Angron as the fastest water boy in history.

@sovietunion7643

10 ай бұрын

if only TTS was still around because this unironically seems like a great idea for a comedy special

Absolutely savage comparisons! Needed this one after work 🤣

Love ur content m8 Keep this amazing content up

Great video as always Majorkill

Very informative 40k lore vid man as always.

Before even watching the video, the definite answer here is: Da Orkz. Because they're designed to do what they do. As long as they have something to fight, they're fine. Given the setting, you see we're im heading towards with my argumentation.

Yeah, depends on the definition of live quality. In a Universe engulfed by endless war, the Orks are the one faction, who actually enjoys themself.

I would have to agree with the Eldar. Craftworld life would not be so bad and neither would Exodite, those guys need a buff. Then again part of me thinks the Dark Eldar would be so much fun.

@efaristi9737

10 ай бұрын

How is being paranoid and constantly torturing others to avoid to have your soul devoured by Slaanesh fun?

@Erdwick

10 ай бұрын

Except if your soul stone is destroyed you get eaten by Slaanesh unless your a Ynnari or Harlequin. Given that eventually there is a serious risk of Slaanesh attacking your soul stone unless Ynnead or Chegorach wins over Slaanesh.

@minuette1752

10 ай бұрын

@@efaristi9737 You make it fun. You would be set if you were a Haemonculi for sure. They really have no worries plus you can to make neat little toys out of other living things.

@efaristi9737

10 ай бұрын

@@minuette1752 And that's appealing somehow? Not to mention that you can't just be a Haemonculi, you have more chances to end up as one of their toys than as one of them.

@efaristi9737

10 ай бұрын

@@Erdwick Yeah nothing is perfect but by comparison with the average life of other factions, they are still the best. Which show just how f*cked up the 40 millennia is.

We have the Lion developing his forest walk power, Corvus can take on a raven form, has Guilliman shown anything? Any other loyalist primarch special powers that have been hinted at?

@skevan6641

10 ай бұрын

Well he already made a video on primarch powers a while back, and has separate videos talking about the new old Lion.

@nobleman9393

10 ай бұрын

Taxes.

The Tau is probably the best place along with the Leagues of Votann.

Hey majorkill the videos can you do one on how each pre-heresy primarch would have reacted if placed in Guilliman’s position

Epic show bro!!! Don't ever change!!!

Good job Mate!

2:11 Okay now I want an entire Imperium based parody of America Fuck Yeah. Also Day 244 of requesting a Commissar Yarrick Major Mini please, a man who didn't care where he was as long as he was killing Orkz.

Do a video over the different leagues of Voltaan

Honestly the elder are probably the only faction that i would accept (except for the dark elder) due to the fact that they have a better living conditions, better food, and even a better lifestyle, hell i wouldn't even mind betraying the imperium to help the elder out even going as far as too kicking them out of the maiden worlds they took over putting me on good relations with them and being allowed to be trained by them and live amongst them as equals.

@ryanmalady376

10 ай бұрын

They'd never consider you an equal. Probably more like a friendly monkey they allow to live provided you don't stink up the place too much

@shamainebest4031

10 ай бұрын

@@ryanmalady376 Some would not all.

@kainbeamsley187

10 ай бұрын

They would never so you as a equal, there eldar after all

@shamainebest4031

10 ай бұрын

@@kainbeamsley187 Like I said, some would not all of them

@Mecha_Hitler

6 ай бұрын

@@shamainebest4031Simp

a really goos video! it really dud completely answer the question!

Great topic today MK

Majorkill you should do a what if video about when guilliman was stabbed with the chaos knife that turned horus

I want to be an adept of the *Adeptus Terra* so my skull can fly around after I die. That’d be _sweeeeet._

Nidz have best living, lots of food and lots of nidz to hug and cuddle ! 😊

As long as I get reborn as an ork and not a grot, then I'm happy with ork life. Sure, you've got plenty of enemies and rivals, but all you need to do is find a bigger and stronger ork and latch onto him. Orks are fighting 90% of the time, but the last 10% is spent building, digging or having a good time. Orks don't have laws, so you can do whatever you want. Not to mention you would be a great fighter, as every fight makes you bigger, stronger and smarter. Also, your new ork brain would be flooded with dopamine when charging those gun lines, so just use a bit of cunning and get past them 5head

@efaristi9737

10 ай бұрын

You'll be constantly humiliated and beaten unless you became more vicious and stronger than the others and then you'll still have to constantly prove that you're the top dog as every other orks will want your place either by dueling you or backstabbing you.

@MusMasi

10 ай бұрын

@@efaristi9737 yeah ork life would not be as simple as many would think.

@alpha_neandethal_primarch

10 ай бұрын

​@@efaristi9737 I dont see where this is a Problem. Orks dont think like weak humiez. They want all the smoke.

@efaristi9737

10 ай бұрын

@@alpha_neandethal_primarch Because they are a lobotomised unfinished experiment. The fact they are only happy only when they are dismembering someone speak volumes about how unhappy their life in general is. Being a brute is not being strong.

Getting a video on Gaunt's Ghosts and the exploits of Ibram Gaunt, would be cool video

Mate I’ve loved your shit for years but your Ork delivery had me laughing harder then norm. Stay solid bro!

A Chaos Cultist becoming a Demon Prince? Maybe closer to one in a trillion. With our own modern Earth alone capable of producing 7 Demon Princes this way, the warp would be friggin full of em in no time

@AGrumpyPanda

10 ай бұрын

Thing is, once you earn that honour you have to keep proving you're worthy of it. All it takes is one slip and then oops, chaos spawn.

Apart and a part are very different things.

Majorkill you should do a video on the life of a chaos cultists

The jokes that you make have me LMAO. 05:00... You win as my most preferred Warhammer 40K youtuber because of your comedic inserts!

Can u do a lore video on the chaos warband crimson slaughter and btw love your vids bro !!!

You are the best mate, the make a wish foundation for sure!

What a surprise, the episode that even talks about the dark eldar or slannesh has no ads

Leagues of Votann is for me. Ancestors are watching!

I have to say Eldar, or Tau enclaves.

Hello Majorkill, may I suggest a video on the Severan Dominate. I think it would make an interesting video.

I am taking the leagues of Votann any day ! Your life is filled with purpose, every life is a ressource that cannot be spent stupidly. The population density not high, the technology is insane. You don't have that warp shennanigan bullcrap. The only problem is the weather on their planets. But coming from Canada I would say I am ready for it.

Hearing majorkill at double speed is terrifying.

@JammesJack-td6gv

10 ай бұрын

Just sounds weird but not terrifying

Cradtworlders can literally just take drugs and daydream all day and call it a “path.”

I'd choose to live as an ork. You always have a purpose, you always have your boyz to with/along side, you don't get to think about what to do with yourself, and you love every second of it

I thought about this before and I finally came to the conclusion that I would definitely be an ork. The question being what faction would I be, not what I would live in as me. Ork live in a brutal, violent and terrifying existence that I would last about 30 seconds in, but in this scenario I am not me I am an ork, and as an ork I am just having a blast. Tyranids are not some terrifying monsters that are a constant source of dread and fear to the point of going insane. They are just new friends to krump and have fun with. To an ork all the terrifying factions and brutality in the universe are just fun and friends really. The 40k universe would just be a big playground.

The make a wish foundation joke was unhinged but i still spat my drink out belly laughing

SPACE DWARFS! But dark Eldar sounds fun.

I want to play Warhammer so bad but have no idea where to start, i just keep watching these videos. Maybe one day I'll just be a loremaster to a game Ive never played 😅

Hey Majorkill, I just had a thought and wanted to ask a question. I believe it was in one of your videos about perpetual, but you said that Vulkan getting killed repeatedly may have improved his regeneration like a muscle. If this is the case, do you think it is possible that the Emporer's regeneration in it's constant struggle against the golden throne could improve to the point where he would be able to begin healing whilst on the throne? Or was that muscle like reaction something unique to Vulkan's perpetual identity, or that as the Emporer's regeneration improves the golden throne increases its suction of life to keep the balance? Just a thought.

How would each primarch react To finding out that uncle Malcydor is actually Mommy Milkydor after a sneaky sex change

by Majorkill's description, a Craftworld Eldar have the best quality of life

a slight correction on the ork society, they do not collect their own or the teeth of other orks but instead also collect stuff like large size chaos monsters and nids, atleast in ork society the concept of greed doesnt exist and inflation struggles to exist.

Wonderful videos.

waiting for the next calendar

Id agree on eldar, if not for the forever slaneesh's plaything if you die without a soulstone bit.

8:46 "So you're telling me there's a chance."

As a certain Count once said: "I've been looking forward to this!"

if i get teleported into 40k im jumping off the nearest tower, or charging troopers for that all but fun self assist

just go to the eldar, I mean, worst part of living on a craftworld is that your friends will long outlive you

Most human souls do not get devoured by daemons in the Warp when they die. That is misunderstanding of what happens to those corrupted by Chaos. The way to think of what happens when an average human soul is the drop becomes the ocean. Meaning when human soul enters the Warp, they become part of the Sea of Souls and are no longer conscious of what's going on. They become part of the Warp and are unaffected or interacted with by Chaos entities.

i think you should add ultramar to as it is faction within faction

Before I even watch I think eldar have best quality of life and you have the most choice as to what ur going to do

A part, not apart mate!

Imperium lacking purpose? Brother, that’s why the guard exists, your purpose is to live and die for the emperor!

I mean you don’t get to choose what race or faction you’re born into. You just play the cards you’re dealt. But if such a thing were possible, I’d say the Eldar. Despite being on the verge of extinction, full of lament, and obsessed with future gazing to the point where it does more harm than good. You live in a well crafted and maintained society that actually cares about you. You can pick your career and enjoy it for decades or centuries if you like before switching to another. You get fresh food can travel almost anywhere through the webway. You also get soul stones to keep you from falling to chaos whenever you perish.

My best youtuber. No one narrates better.

you should make a video how the Galaxy would be if Horus came back instead of Guilliman, assuming the heresy still happened, the same damage caused but ofcourse not by Horus.

The nids quality of life probably isn't to awful until it's time to jump in the reclamation pools. I imagine Death Guard wouldn't be all bad either as you become essentially inured to pain and who doesn't want an extra tentacle arm or two?

Make a vid about the hl2 combine vs imperium

Can you do a video on what if the Necrons and Tyranids showed up during the Horus heresy

The dinosaur hippie sounds kinda fun 😂

9:46 *"ROCK AND STONE!!"*

Orks be the best boys , All the Fun with lots of Guns.

Watch that "let's get into it" again and again for a full minute and it looks like our boy is just about to neck himself.

"someone's killing the Exodites, go save them" xD

Chapter serfs have it good protected by a chapter of space marines in a fortress monastery, educated, well fed, decent living arrangements, and decent work all depends on the chapter though

Video 19 of asking ‘What if Nykona Sharrowkyn killled Fulgrim’

Can Tau of different castes reproduce as long as the Ethereals aren't around?

i'd live on a couple eldar craftworlds for a few thousand years, then take the dark path and go pillaging and killing until i died

Interesting. Fair enough, I agree with your ranking of the "lives" but what about the deaths? Tau just presumably end when they die but the 2 Eldar factions you chose are tortured for all eternity should their Soul Stones or World Shrines ever fail. I wouldn't want to be one of those poor sods living "forever" in the Infinity Circuit on Malan'tai !