This summer, my wife and I will celebrate 42 years together. That is a lot of work, give and take.

@user-pq9ji7kt4l

Ай бұрын

Just hit 45 here. It takes compromise and commitment. Pretty simple when you both agree to that.

@micskraftykorner9234

Ай бұрын

We'll celebrate our 45th wedding in August.

@jameslipke354

Ай бұрын

That's AWESOME!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!❤ ~APRIL LIPKE

3rd marriage, upcoming 35th anniversary next month. Works for me.

Oh man he was spot on about the differences in the way men and women love.

50 yrs in a few months. You just can’t quit at the same time.

These hands are for pettin' kittens 🤣🤣🤣

My parents will complain to me about one another. My response, “And what would you like me to do about it? You have said, ‘I do’ three times now… Your original ceremony, you renewed at the 25th and renewed again at 50th. At this point, it’s till death do us part!!!” That’s when they tell me to go home. 😝🤣🤣

@edithdlp8045

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@KBlue728

Ай бұрын

🤣

@SuperintendentParklaneManor

Ай бұрын

While I help to celebrate my parents 50 anniversary I witnessed the same situation 😮….they still married 15 years later. Acknowledge that situation help me to take the decision to get my divorce… I couldn’t imagine to continue that road. 🤨

@commonsensecorner7275

Ай бұрын

@@SuperintendentParklaneManor They’ve argued so much over the years about the dumbest stuff, I remember being 14 y/o (the youngest of us 4), went to our parents as the spokesperson - to tell them that we’ve had enough, if they don’t stop it, they’re not going to make it! It made a difference for at least a while. 🤦🏽‍♀️

@chlorophyllheart

Ай бұрын

Complaining instead of working on their issues is definitely a them problem.

I'm always impressed by the ever changing stage background designs. DryBar must have a hanger full of past scenery.

@whitneysimon6828

Ай бұрын

Right 😂

@1908grl

Ай бұрын

The fact that this is what you noticed just shows how dry this set was…

My husband and I have been married for 53 year's this year... Integrity , honesty , gratitude , commitment,mercy,forgiveness,self respect,and mutual respect,love and living true to our principles is very important... every one is different... But,this has worked ... Communication is also important

He is funny, as well as wise. Sounds like he has learned how to make it work this time. Wish him all the best. Blessings to him and his wife.

Three’s a charm or three strikes you’re out.

I see the secret to big arms is wearing 100000 bracelets

@rhicks8476

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@timsans1170

Ай бұрын

You focus on your Biceps and Triceps all day just going anout your day!!

I was taking a health history on an older man. I asked if he was married. He replied he was single but he was married 5 times, they all died. I wondered why I needed to ask if he was married. I felt so bad for him. Then he said they had all died from food poisoning except the last one. Then he said yeah, She wouldn’t eat the food.

@peachmelba9333

Ай бұрын

OMG, that is sad on so many levels.

@dagwood1327

Ай бұрын

@@N8riz he was joking. Everyone in the room was laughing at the new nurse.

@jasminepitts3979

Ай бұрын

What!? 😂

@timsans1170

Ай бұрын

​@@peachmelba9333 Dear Peach, I live in Brooklyn, You know, New Yourk.... I've grown tired of owning this bridge and would love to sell it to you for a very good price!

U brave for 3rd Marriage

I enjoyed listening to this while fixing dinner. Thank you for the entertainment this evening. I needed that. 🙏🙏😉

My mama won't even come. Haven't even told her the date yet.

I seen this guy before he’s a cool guy 😎 he’s funny too just gotta give it a little time. Fast forward to 5:09 😅

Repeating an activity and expecting a different outcome is a sign of insanity.

@FigaroHey

Ай бұрын

He didn't marry the same woman three times at the same age and at the same level of life experience.

@onemercilessming1342

Ай бұрын

@FigaroHey So? Nitpicking troll...couldn't wait for Friday, then??

How do you stay married? Don't die and don't leave.

He's funny. I like his style of humor. He reminded me of my brother's way of cracking jokes.

The unexpected punch lines where hilarious 😂... Communication? "Who cares".... Uh, stable people... bwhahhaha this special is a wild ride, and I'm here for it. Can't wait till the whole thing is released

Husband and I been married 17yrs. I’m the 3rd wife. Longer than the other 2 combined.

This is only anecdotal ofc, but I’ve actually seen a lot of ppl make third marriages work. These people usually start off by marrying way too hastily bc that’s what you’re ‘supposed’ to do. After their first marriage blows up, for their second they pick the total opposite of their first spouse. Like, let’s say the first one just won’t communicate what’s bothering them… so the second one is a screaming-and-throwing-things ‘communicator’. Then when the second marriage blows up, they finally take some time for self-reflection, figure out what kind of person they ACTUALLY want to be with, and they find someone who’s actually good for them. It may sound crazy, but I’m a believer in third marriages.

@kathyrobertson4493

Ай бұрын

On # 3 nearly 30 years…the Best of the trio for sure!❤

@chlorophyllheart

Ай бұрын

Sounds like they need the self reflection before the first one

@rosegelindon2561

Ай бұрын

Getting 10 times married its fit for you

My grandma had her first two husbands die of cancer. The first one cheated on her with a school teacher and they left the state. The second one they actually stayed married but she married a rich guy who was much older and he died Her third guy he had lost his wife and wouldn't get married to her. They were together for over twenty years and both were retired to they spent all their free time together. He died on her too and she probably lasted five more years

This is the third marriage for me and my husband. We've been together since our first date on 11/24/2008. I'll be 58 next week and he'll be 55 in November. Being in love is the easy part. Love takes work. You're not always in love with each other at the same time with each passing year. We both had baggage, but I told him from day one, "I can't, and won't, promise you life with me will be easy. But I can, and I am, promising you it will be worth it." I stand by that. 😉 ~APRIL LIPKE

Thanks!

Hehe, love the outkast refference!!

Third time is the charm….congratulations be bless

I want more of this guy .

Really good material

At the 3rd attempt. Buy a comfy chair,pit it next to your mamas chair and take up knitting😅

I would bet that customer would appreciate a call to warn them about that mother in law.

I totally blow on my ice cream, too! 😂

I'm on my third marriage, I'm 16 yrs older than my husband, and we're celebrating our 23rd anniversary this year 💃 Looking back, I don't know how I had the nerve 😅 but we put Jesus as the head of the household and I think that's why it works 😎

I hate you for being so relatable 😂😂😂

I shall send this to my two girlfriends , one is on hubbie #4 , the other on #3. Very good comedy as well as insightful about men.

Its funny cuz its true. Been there done that.

Mike Rowe brought me here

Ty

Last joke was predictable but funny. I might have said salad instead of ice cream. 😆

His husband must love him w all them bracelets 😂😂😂

Breason 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂

💖

Like #1,000. :)

I wont lie I've blown on ice cream =( no one saw.

That was a weird cut to a crowd around 5:30. The editor definitely cranked up the laugh track for that cut. Very jarring

I believe the best comedy is produced when you don't think about it. Just look at the government

My sister’s on her fourth…

@SachelleCambria

Ай бұрын

Marriage is a a joke to a lot of people.

When your thin skin and you have no idea who the person is, you're going to fail. When you take years to invest in a relationship then things work out better.

My brother has been married three times. His first wife aborted a pregnancy without even talking to him about it and tried to hide it after the fact. The second just left with no explanation, to find herself, I guess. Took their only child with her, and left the state. He and his current wife have been together for 30+ years now. He's currently battling cancer, but she is obviously not going anywhere. In spite of her own health issues, she spends her days doing her best to make sure he's comfortable, and doing whatever she can within her power to keep him alive. Sometimes three really is the charm in this crazy world.

An optimist?

He is guy telling the truth of 2nd wife He is teacher vs student funny stories

Well u at least giving marriage another try

Why would you marry for the third time. Live together for 10 years and then if both of you still thinks it’s a good idea then go for it

@edithdlp8045

Ай бұрын

Never wanted to marry my boyfriend of 20 years because he was unfaithful and abusive both physically and mentally. One day I just took my kids and left. No lawyers or divorce drama.

@chlorophyllheart

Ай бұрын

Yeah I think it would be better to love together for a bit before deciding. He doesn't say if he did that or not, but I'm still seeing red flags.

I wonder if his first two wives thought he was funny…

There's that ignorant "me and my wife" that annoys the hell out of me. If it was just ignorant comedians that would be one thing, but everybody has started using it.

@chlorophyllheart

Ай бұрын

Everyone in your circle. No one in my circle says that

The Lord Jesus Christ is coming back

Too slow and too predictable...

Jesus is coming back

Well, not so funny. No tempo. I don`t like lazy comedians.

@glenthoele7521

Ай бұрын

This dude is funny as hell

@amadeagottlieb

Ай бұрын

Find God, lost soul.