Every police officer knows who each of us are and should probably be arresting us on sight….. but they aren’t

@dionjaywoollaston1349

Жыл бұрын

Probably has something to do with that fact that they never take us alive or without leaving a huge body count

@GamerofBengal

Жыл бұрын

Arrest us? If they were smart they would have killed us on the spot 😅

@WilliamHollinger2019

Жыл бұрын

Oh yes they would round up all the players and send them to a island and call the fib to nuke it.

@fetuutilini7857

Жыл бұрын

Police be like:I have a real dang feeling this vault drill was from four people named Trevor micheal and Franklin and Lester you know that paralyzed fuck

@officialbaburaogaming

Жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/jIh2sruiir25Yso.html

And that kids, is why we started doing the Cayo Perico heist.

@ralexcraft990

Жыл бұрын

It also makes sense the *why* we need to redo all the preps. He’s scary

@burrito7222

Жыл бұрын

what’s better about cayo, is everything, but also pavel gives an actual reason for having to destroy everything, and as a wise russian man once said: “Mr. Rubio take hold of loose end, and he will strangle you with it yes?”

@jcrafterz

Жыл бұрын

​@@burrito7222 But who cares, I murdered thousands of people in this game, a little more do not matter at that point

@ProSkye59

Жыл бұрын

​@@burrito7222 literally the same reason Lester gave

@markyboi2449

Жыл бұрын

My child have you heard of the replay glitch?

"We are not doing preps anymore lester i'll do a replay glitch"

I also hate when you cant use the other charachters After a heist

@pstm53

Жыл бұрын

that’s single player

@stanleybochenek1862

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@cheekymates

Жыл бұрын

Meh

@leviwinks

Жыл бұрын

What?

@racoonsgowild2971

Жыл бұрын

‘Characters

Lester just wants to see how much it take until you stop listening

omg this is me every time i fo heists with friends its sooooo tiring to set up again and again

@reidboehm

Жыл бұрын

I spend more time on the set ups than the actual heist 😭

@Captain_Chaykov

Жыл бұрын

Especialy Cayo Perico heist, where we store all the equipment on the f*cking submarine and still "have to dеstroy it, so we won't be traced down"💀

@AustinBlack28

Жыл бұрын

@Da Biggest Bird i know right? it doesn’t make sense

@flamephoenix8413

Жыл бұрын

Well cayo it does

@AustinBlack28

Жыл бұрын

@@flamephoenix8413 explain please

If I got arrested for every murder I committed in gta separately I'd be in prison for over 2.5 million years

@AustinBlack28

Жыл бұрын

ehhhh more like the chair plus more

@EndeyF9

Жыл бұрын

@@AustinBlack28 oh no thats just taking into account the years id be in prison for give or take 83,000+ murders at the time

@AustinBlack28

Жыл бұрын

@@EndeyF9 wow

@EndeyF9

Жыл бұрын

@@AustinBlack28 yeah, most of those will be the police and lost mc

@ieatbootyfr

Жыл бұрын

Noo your talking about 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

I like how the stuff you steal in a prep mission is worth more than the actual score, both in game and IRL.

@Bureau_of_Investigation

Ай бұрын

That’s crazy though

Pavel: kapitan it seems things have calmed down at casa Rubio, Lester: fuck sake

they took it personally with those punches, anyways super accurate and great vid❤

@reidboehm

Жыл бұрын

Thanks! 😁 Doing the set ups hundreds of times will do that 😂

Crazy how he actually looks like Lester 🤣

"Remember, Lester is the only one who can flip metal without making a sound"

The Lester heist. That Chinese woman at the beginning and end of the heist turns on Lester and asks us for help to rob him

@SoloAvenjer

2 ай бұрын

I'd do it for %5 lmaoo fuck lester👨🏼‍🦽

Oh thank god someone finally farted on this man LMFAO 🤣

"Lester why can't we reuse prepping equipment instead of spending hours doing the same work again for the same tools?" "I've got a wasting disease." *

Bro sounded like Dutch. “I am a genius.” Versus “ trust the goddamn plan”

"I killed 20 men for this drill and i wasnt even wearing a mask!" The accuracy lmao fuckin lester man

And that is why Lester became disabled.

@SoloAvenjer

2 ай бұрын

"Come on! MOVE IT! FASTER !" -👨🏼‍🦽

fr lester be taken all my money from heists while he doesn’t move a single leg.

@SoloAvenjer

2 ай бұрын

Annoying a'f yelling "COME ON, MOVE IT PEOPLE, FASTER!" then taking 15% is why he's cripple to begin with i bet👨🏼‍🦽

I thought the guy in flanel was big tugg for a second there

I love the way he lies down in Family Guy fashion

Only if the the online characters could talk 😔

@quandaledingle3517

9 ай бұрын

They can with a mic but that’s not canon

"He gets a hold of loose end, he strangles you with it" -Pavel

Pavel said the same thing but with different attitude.

@Owdriger2017

Жыл бұрын

If rubio gets hold of loose end, he strangle you with it

The facts that you Need vault drills for the grupe sechs approach 💀

@monghanclan2330

4 күн бұрын

it’s incase you get caught, so you always have a way in. It’s like getting the demolition charges for the cayo perico EVEN tho you’re entering through the drainage pipe

Lester: I made you rich Pavel:Hello Kapitan

😂😂😂true I don't wear a mask because I want them to know who's doing it

@acatslife

5 ай бұрын

That's how it's done in gta 5 they deserve to see the faces of the criminal because it's the last thing they will see

The ending is what I want to do to Lester everytime I play GTA Online 😂😂

The contractors from payday are smarter than him

Me: finishes the diamond casino job Lester out of nowhere: have you heard about the cayo perico heist 😂😂😂

The fucking cut Lester takes man 😭😭 bro be fanum taxing my take

Those fart sounds got me oh the floor😂

Then he takes 50% cut

@SoloAvenjer

2 ай бұрын

He could take 60% if he would stfu lmaoo i hate his % for just being annoying a'f the whole wayy

that's why I wear a mask before doing something illegal

@teawr3cks

Жыл бұрын

I thought that was basic sense ‼️💯

Ive never played the online gta heists, but watching youtubers play them is more funny imo

I can't count the endless crimes i comitted over 10 years of playing GtaV

@porterijsseldijk3953

8 ай бұрын

Well you definitely went into history books, probably being deadlier than what ever counterpart in the GTA universe there is to Hitler, Stalin and Mao Zedong.😂😂😂

Bro took *GET SH- ON* to literal-

Every single Online Player is on the FBI Wanted List. so that’s why when you just punch someone the police comes ASAP And sees you from the camera

ong i wanna do this everytime we have to prep AGAIN like omg why do we have to do it again when we killed like 100 people for getting those prep

Mr Lester chill 💀

Did they just Far-T Bag him?

@BombataIsReal

Жыл бұрын

Good one

Pavel: We need to destroy everything Me: Soooooo, Destroy the sub Pavel: Listen here you little shit

Why does he look just like Lester😂

Bro is literrally lester in real life😂

Tools vehicles and guns we use during the heist dont even trace back to us why do we even throw them away?

The casino is the only consistent paying heist. Idk if Bogdan was patched but that was a nice way to help your friends. The prep is terrible for most and the payout is never enough for the work

You had me until the ending...

some make sense other don't, like EMP is literally a bomb u explode and make sense grab another, but the lab gear doesn't make sense

I imagine the police force officers are letting us out so each we do something they can get paid

Man I hate when Lester throws out my hard work I did alone

He just wants to keep getting his cut.

Lester: GENTLEMEN WE MADE HISTORY 2 Guys: YAYA!! Lester: here your cut You deserve It Take: $3.896.894 Guys cut: $2.789.900 Laster cut: $3.789.500

That ending was hot 🥵

Me finishing my fourth Cayo perico guest of the day T-T Edit woah a couple likes and a hearts thanks guys

@Gamer-qv5rc

10 ай бұрын

How

I quite literally thought this was about the casino glitch, lol

Not the twerk fart lmaooo

Honestly if you want like 500k+ an hour just use the clucking bell setup playlist glitch

@jeremybaker5720

3 күн бұрын

Imagine using glitches yall gotta be bad for using glitches

My brain when you said heist: he has to talk about payday HE HAS TO

It's wild you do look like him Lester

Guys, the thermal drill go get it.

Rockstar makes heist prep boring so you buy shark cards to skip them

This is why I'm not rich in GTA 5

@thaddeusgreen-kg7ww

4 ай бұрын

Console?

nobody talking about how you steal money and give it to people for money in return

I agree with this video,I don't mind doing preps but it is pointless to get rid of them since they know it was us

Lester: -ok now you have to steal the untrasable guns and bring them back here. Me: uses my own ar15 with supresor, flashlight, foregrip and extended mag that I bought 2 days earlier.

i wish online characters where in director mode like pavel el rubio duggan and people like that

Now thinking about it most part it adds up

I fucking love your videos

Diamond Casino Heist Be Like:

The farting was personal 💀

I usually do a "Ceremony" after each heist... where the ceremony is to kill as much GTA V cops as possible lul

It makes me feel like a villain from the flash, after they take their mask off in that show, they never put it back on…

There’s only one heist where you have to wear a mask

Lester sounds like Michael

Literally the things we fucking get more money than the actualized itself, and then came in in real life

I thought that was Lester before I clicked on this

Lester be like: Don't you know my very very obvious sickness?

I remember one of the preps or setups for the pacific standard heist where Lester becomes a lil zesty and lays on the counter and also he actin a lil bit gay

I would listen to him but for the right away new history I could say : come on Lester, let's rest and party for today and then go and mess with the polices and get like an extra billion dollar with your godly plannings

I wish there was someone else we could do heist wish that dosent take 99.99% of the cut

He reminds me of Lester when he said lester

I never understood this We steal what is meant to be untraceable weapons, just to throw them out and get more untraceable weapons

Remember what happened when you didn't listen to lester last time?

😏 Did you see what I saw Dora? A perfect shrug... 😏

That is why You play Payday cuz You got epic masks

It’s so he can take a shit ton of money for “helping”

i wait for gta firefigters

Lester: Yes and guess who scrubs those thousands of cameras each time you guys go through each setup and we throw away everything because if we just throw away each tool we use there's no way the cops can trace them back to the HUNDREDS of other hiest you guys have done

idk why it look like that white hair guy from Jurassic park when he got mad lol "people are dying"

Man is holding a resitsaw good brand tho love makita

You see this is what the replay glitch is good for I've made my friends millions running casino heist multiple times straight going for diamonds on the big con route

You actually do look like Lester

Real life laster😂

And this is why i only do heists with pavel

Bro pulled a terrace and phiilp

wish we have a dlc where lester became greedy and try to kill us then pavel saves us then pavel kills lester

Pavel: so we need to destroy everything to not be traced Me: why? I mean dude even if I'm spotted I don't put my mask on Mr Rubio knows what I look like

Me be like: to lazy to do preps for cayo everytime so i just glitch the heist

I was slightly smiling till I saw a fart joke

He actually kinda looks like Lester