When You Can't Stop Beating Your Meat
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comedy skit When You Can't Stop Beating Your Meat
EVERYTHING IS FAKED IN THIS VIDEO. EVERYTHING IS SATIRE
Music used in the video (in order):
Beethoven - Moonlight Sonata but it's ATTACK ON TITAN STYLE (Rumbling Sonata)
- • Beethoven - Moonlight ...
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Moonlight Sonata (1st Movement) by Ludwig van Beethoven
Attack on Titan OST by KOHTA YAMAMOTO & Hiroyuki Sawano
Epic Version Arranged by Samuel Kim
Vocals by @SORAHEUN
Cello by @jtaicello
Attack on Titan S4 Episode 14 OST Levi vs Zeke Theme (apetitant + k21 COVER)
- • Attack on Titan S4 Epi...
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Attack on Titan Themes by Hiroyuki Sawano
Arranged & Orchestrated by Samuel Kim
Attack on Titan S4 Vogel im Kafig (THE RUMBLING) EPIC VERSION
- • Attack on Titan S4: Vo...
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Attack on Titan Themes by Hiroyuki Sawano & Kohta Yamamoto
Arranged & Orchestrated by Samuel Kim
Solo Cello by Brian Chan
Vocals by Sorah
Jujutsu Kaisen Season 2 OP: Ao no Sumika / Where Our Blue Is |『呪術廻戦』「青のすみか」| Orchestral Version
- • Jujutsu Kaisen Season ...
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Music by Kitani Tatsuya.
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Пікірлер: 1 100
💀 2:51
@isuckatediting6898
8 ай бұрын
Just like how I like the French kisses 💋💋
@SexyMan590
8 ай бұрын
Plot twist: She was underage
@ZeldaReaux
8 ай бұрын
Sexyman590 um excuse what the actually fu-
@WhiteguythatsAsian
8 ай бұрын
@@SexyMan590 EVEN BET-
@Yoriichi-Editz08
8 ай бұрын
@WhiteguythatsAsian AAAYYYYOOOOO!!!!!!???????
Cyon has never surprised us by this context💀
@NeoRacer
8 ай бұрын
Yeah if you change the censored subtitles in certain ways it is positive
@SCPFoundation186
8 ай бұрын
real (continue the chain)
@Hussain_HR
8 ай бұрын
Real
@Eep2653
8 ай бұрын
fake
@user-tr6sg8ym1m
8 ай бұрын
real
This video got age-restricted like 5 times bruh many parts had to be edited out. so please watch the whole thing (it helps)! and the video just got copyrighted for the music :c
@sweetjam909
8 ай бұрын
💀
@internet-hacker1440
8 ай бұрын
FIVE?!
@Bucheria
8 ай бұрын
LMFAOOO
@RamenYes
8 ай бұрын
Damn
@i_love_gay_corn_69
8 ай бұрын
WTF IS KZread DOIN
Moral of the story: don't beat your meat
@ur_average_roblox_player
8 ай бұрын
Ok master cyon
@FSL_Monkey
8 ай бұрын
Reupload
@ThomasRadice
8 ай бұрын
Ok. MASTER
@Capy6999
8 ай бұрын
I am right now😃
@himasf
8 ай бұрын
Beat someone else’s?
Cyon never fails to tickle our pickle 😊
@Cyon2
8 ай бұрын
bro tysm man, this really means a lot because my vids get copyrighted and age-restricted thanks for your support
@Jed2010
8 ай бұрын
@@Cyon2 ur welcome
@themegacactus
8 ай бұрын
Is that why u had to re upload?
@MOBIL3_PLAY3RMOBILE_PR0
8 ай бұрын
@@themegacactushi
@Diamond_theoriginal
8 ай бұрын
@@themegacactusyeah, the age restriction do be a bitch
The fact that this video got age restricted 5 times is crazy 💀💀
@Cyon2
8 ай бұрын
Yeah had to remove some parts
@teryjake6629
8 ай бұрын
@@Cyon2God tier video as always tho 🗣🧤
@PersonalAccount23
4 ай бұрын
@@Cyon2💀💀💀
@Felix_pixels
19 күн бұрын
@@Cyon2 can you send me some of the removed parts?
Cyon never fails to spread our cheeks and fill us up with content
@supermenclarmen
8 ай бұрын
?😳
@star80doessdastuff
8 ай бұрын
whar _😨_
@fbi6389
8 ай бұрын
Real
@DJBricks12
8 ай бұрын
Pick me ahh comment.
@Deadlxck-
8 ай бұрын
Frfr 🍷🗿
This is the first time I have ever seen impact frames incorporated into a skit, this man is simply incredible 😂😂
Cyon never fails to make the laugh come inside of me ❤️
@Sa1tCh1ps
8 ай бұрын
Brooo
@Pianovibes12
8 ай бұрын
Extremely relatable 💀🗣️🔥🔥
1:34 those arms tho 👀
I wish I watched the original before it was deleted, I missed greatness
@Cyon2
8 ай бұрын
yeah sry, many parts were removed. you could kinda tell before I "cut" my hand off near the middle of the vid
@dholmes0121
8 ай бұрын
@@Cyon2 I watched the first one yesterday , I was going to watch it again cuz I was bored and needed something to do until I found out it was deleted
@dholmes0121
8 ай бұрын
KZread is strict
@YouTubeUser-zh9os
8 ай бұрын
ur telling me this vid was even more sus 💀
The start already got me dying LMAOOO
2:58 sound fx r crazy dawg 💀💀
Whenever youtube cancels him, he always comes back. What a legend
Cyon never fails to tickle our tips
@YouTubeUser-zh9os
8 ай бұрын
nahhh dawg 💀
@VIBESeviltwin
8 ай бұрын
What 💀
@pixelic409
2 ай бұрын
😋😋🤤🤤😩😩
"My babies get released on contact" Bro im dying 💀
This guy’s imagination is even weirder than the student who picks his nose
0:33 relatable tbh.
Cyon never fails to fill me up to the brim with such insporational content.
2:08 just got me busting out laughing the way she went for seconds 💀
@_Firee_
Ай бұрын
What if you only said the first 4 words
@user-fr8yw5bg2v
13 күн бұрын
@@_Firee_😂💀
I’m quitting boys wish me luck🔥🔥💯💯
@gewndaynp953
2 ай бұрын
Did u success?
@ayo96
2 ай бұрын
@@gewndaynp953 yeah it’s been months
@min_reborned
Ай бұрын
he definitely failed
@gewndaynp953
Ай бұрын
@@min_reborned 😂😂
@tristan_Wijaya
Ай бұрын
Gl
2:22 bro even got freddy fazbear laughing
Cyon never fails to make me brickd up. In the sense that he gives me the motivation to build a brick wall.
When he said “my ancestors must be disappointed” I know that shut is true 😭
Cyon took self-love to a whole other level.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:16 damn what that mouth else do??????😅
Bro got demonetized so bad he had to add extra captions 💀
1:40 so many choices,WE CANNOT CHOOSEEE
@user-bv8zz8dc8l
2 ай бұрын
22:13
0:42 HELL NAH
2:53 bro wrong website ☠
When I see aunt may: 0:02
@kheon-dreidixon7914
8 ай бұрын
Bro?
@BritishEmpire1924
5 ай бұрын
Bro?
@breindel109
4 ай бұрын
WOAH
@Fuzzflour
4 ай бұрын
NAWWW 💀💀💀
@awright276
3 ай бұрын
😕😕😕WHAT THE F-
I love when cyon spreads me open and fills me with good content
@00jamesbenito
8 ай бұрын
*Us*
@definitelyjamere
8 ай бұрын
Whoa “us?”
those final few secs had me feeling some type of way lol
Dont say its cringe....laugh because he turn our days 10000000000% better with his humor :)
cyon never fails to fill me up with his warm sticky content
@kent631420
8 ай бұрын
ayoooo 🤔🤔📸📸
@KennyandP
8 ай бұрын
@@kent631420 with my sticky content 😏
" I like to say, I LIKE YOU'RE SMILE" got me rolling
How is bro not taken down already
The Children: *EYES BURNING*
I thought I was the only one thinking about what my ancestors would think 💀
3:05 Plot twist💀
Never get cancelled 0:21
As a girl this is insanely relateable
@Cyon2
8 ай бұрын
?????????????????????????
@Chris-hf7tg
8 ай бұрын
PAUSEEEE
@aseralzamel
8 ай бұрын
NAHH
@Strikernah
8 ай бұрын
Smash
@umbrellaum
8 ай бұрын
H O W !??!?!?!
🥩📸😳
This is the most character development i've seen in a character in months 😮
Cyon never fails to feel us with white, creamy, sticky happiness
0:09 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨☠️
" This, this my son? no way!😄😄
Cyon never fails to make such relatable content
@penguinking958
3 ай бұрын
Man the fu-💀💀💀💀💀💀
2:41 my men got itadori treatment by sukana
@Goldenfishies
8 ай бұрын
Susanna translated to Sukarno in KZread is boy…
Even though it is edited it is still a masterpiece 😂
Man, your videos give me life. I seriously mean it, I'm genuinely happy when I watch them.
cyon never fails to spread my cheekie weekies and fills me up with so much joy that i explode
@alexjames9120
6 ай бұрын
What
2:31 bro turned into sukuna
@freakyballincat
7 ай бұрын
Man pulled the sukuna treatment on him (red man's became itadori)
@FrostylX00
2 ай бұрын
Fr
Cyon never fails to impress us with his amazing content
Stretch my WHAT!?!? Nah blud is fr wildin
2:46 is a little to context
1:40 look like that one atomic heart part lmao
@VXZXD
8 ай бұрын
Lol
Bro this is so funny, that I can feel the comedy coming inside me.
your videos all start straight to the point, no stalling. it’s crazy
Blud never fails to entertain us . Love your vids bud.
Free feet pics 💀💀 1:01
2:24☠️☠️
The nerves in there got the revenge
Bros beating those legos thats crazy💀💀💀😩😩😩
This guy always got me falling from my bed 💀💀💀
Even though I already seen this video this shit still funny 😅
The context rly helped for sure 😂
Love your vids bro i laugh everytime❤😂
💀💀I’m shivering rn 💀💀 2:46 that’s slap 😭😭💀💀💀💀💀🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
This was so romantic and inspiring Cyon you never fail to tickle my pickle ❤️❤️❤️
love how he explains his filming techniques 😂😂😂😂😂
that editing bro.. SUPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE WANT MORE!
Bros videos just get funnier and worse by the day
Cyon never fails to put his stick inside us 😩
@ZeldaReaux
8 ай бұрын
HARDER
@obndev36374
8 ай бұрын
Us?
@Yyonnaa
8 ай бұрын
@@obndev36374 yea us in fact I'm about to do it on you
@vincentjiang6358
8 ай бұрын
@@obndev36374 us, at the same time
@KennyandP
8 ай бұрын
@@ZeldaReaux *goes harder*
I kept watching your videos all night without getting caught lol❤
The smacking of each other faces😂
1:45 I gyat something in my eye
1:11 THAT'S GIYU SWORD WTF WHERE DID YOU GET THAT IS THAT FROM MINI KATANA
0:00 Mom:Hey son why is my lotion is empty?
Your vids funny af
Can we appreciate how much effort he’s puts into he’s content for us
yoyoyo
@tfyoulookinat5388
8 ай бұрын
W ur first 🎉
@EXPLAINABLE_EDITZ
8 ай бұрын
Congrats your first
Finally this is I've been waiting for screw you youtube
woahhhh this is sick af ...what the!!!!🤣😂
0:03 this is my kingdom come
@Flowerlytdm
8 ай бұрын
Any percent speed run on getting banned for yandere devs discord
I already said this but because the previous video got age restricted ill say it again. Anyone hear freddy laugh at 2:22 or is it just me? Also great video cyon!
@Cyon2
8 ай бұрын
yes
2:11 is my fav part
2:14 got me rollin
Just like Michael Jackson said "just beat it"
its a good day when you see a naughty thumbnail and its Cyon 😈😈 bc you know he posted a banger
man if u watch this guy u never sleep at night😂😂
ive seen the edge of brain rot. but this. this takes the cake
i think i need to wash my eyes and reset my brain
2:42 you can see his arm bending lol
I'm glad he posted it again after he took it down
This is so relatable
I love ur vids great editing btw
you know bro has gotten ENDLESS messages from KZread if he's putting in explanations for what he's doing in the video every 5 seconds
Bro had the rangoku😂❤
I can't with the end 😭