When you can no longer walk uphill both ways because Physics got invented - Reddit Report Card
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@r_ubyy
3 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD. YOU SUCH A FAILURE
@nagisa3523
3 жыл бұрын
F A I L U R E
@Rayhanxshah
3 жыл бұрын
BER
@SouthernRaiIs1186
3 жыл бұрын
No
@matthewfoley8068
3 жыл бұрын
Love you your the best
Ah yes physics, Steven’s dad’s worst enemy
@yashvitsancheti3387
3 жыл бұрын
Stevens dad- finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!
@melissac3618
3 жыл бұрын
Physics was my worst enemy in high school lol.
@flingalaso6472
3 жыл бұрын
Physics... it scares me
@poplama1036
3 жыл бұрын
I fear no man, but that scares me
@Pelipear
3 жыл бұрын
Not to bother y’all (like Fr) but I film skits just like Steven He but not really. Feel free to check em out. Thanks! :)
Now I want to see a “Steven’s dad vs physics” video
@zhiqiangchen6235
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ZbengUiLe
3 жыл бұрын
He can and should do it!!
@vhsninjaccoon7705
3 жыл бұрын
Albert Einstein - Isaac Newton *Sees Stevens dad defy physics itself*
@SquidsINCIsABadYouTuber
3 жыл бұрын
Yes we need this
@restoringhope9022
3 жыл бұрын
Ok fine you finally read my mind lol
Steven: Dad, the doctor told me I have hepatitis B. Steven’s Dad: Why you not get hepatitis A?
@secretimam2487
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Jagarus
2 жыл бұрын
Steven: Because you only vaccinated me for Hepatitis A.
@mona4180
Жыл бұрын
@@Jagarus Steven's Dad: I will send you to J E S U S
@virginialim3760
Жыл бұрын
u forgot to add "and your a failure"
@AirplaneModeIsOn
11 ай бұрын
What happened to hepatitis A+, huh???
Thief: *Breaks into Steven's house* Steven's dad waiting at the door holding two slippers: I will send you to Jeeysus
@beautifulplaces2703
7 ай бұрын
Steven's dad :" You know how how much that door cost ? Also why are you wearing shoes in the house ?"
Steven's dad telling his sad backstory as of how it was how nice to go to school until *Physics* got invented
@Ruv_S
3 жыл бұрын
He can’t say that story anymore
@pro-gamer7391
3 жыл бұрын
Damn physics...
@cowardice9737
3 жыл бұрын
Ugh, physics.
@williambanks8935
3 жыл бұрын
lol
@hishammorol2225
3 жыл бұрын
@@cowardice9737 10 we
Nobody: Steven's Dad: " I wake up at 6:00a.m and fly through the sky to turn on the sun" 😭😭
@cww704
3 жыл бұрын
XD
@godzilla362
3 жыл бұрын
I mean someone has to do it right???
@ktajaheim
3 жыл бұрын
@@godzilla362 😭😭
@priscillajimenez27
3 жыл бұрын
To land a paperclip
@umineko1366
2 жыл бұрын
@@godzilla362 agreed
I hate the fact that my dad legitimately had to walk uphill both ways to school. I've seen it myself. There was a hill on the route, up one block and down 2 blocks. Then the other way it was uphill 2 blocks and down 1.
@noobmaster7689
Жыл бұрын
lol
"don't hand in your papers, you are all failures" - Steven's dad 2022
I just imagine his real dad is watching these and thinking “THATS WRONG, I walked uphill 5 times to go back and forth from school, he’s even a failure and making things up.”
@joyalpatel6000
3 жыл бұрын
HOLY CRAP.
@gustavopereira4924
3 жыл бұрын
stooopid-
@parmesanchease480
2 жыл бұрын
Walked uphill 5 miles a day, both ways to school, on one foot, the other was fighting of lions with the slipper, when we got to school, we were already late, and when school was done 5 miles uphill again both ways, still fighting off lions with one foot, and catching dinner with the other, it was 9:30 PM when I got home, so I had to go straight to bed after I did my math homework. Next day, repeat the same thing all the way through college
@thajratasupanan6175
2 жыл бұрын
real steven dad be like: I walk 100 miles uphil both way with no leg because 2 legs was fighting physic 10 times then fighting 100 lions in 1 seconds, dig from china to sun and then make space ship from atom fly across entire universe and late to school for a hour then got hit by teacher that have power of hulk 8 days a week 12 weeks a month and 1000 days a year for a eon at age -10
@chessdopee1841
2 жыл бұрын
@@thajratasupanan6175 wtf it looks pretty cool
No one: Absolutely no one: Steven's Dad: "I regret I had to invent Physics. :weary:"
@simple3555
3 жыл бұрын
stevens dad never invented physics, he invented calculus
@mahmoudnasser3410
3 жыл бұрын
@@simple3555 true
I mean... my grandfather had a valley between his family's farm and school. He really did walk uphill both ways. My entire life anytime I've heard that phrase, I've just assumed it was because of that.
5:58 mans slipperbending lol
Steven’s dad is the holy godfather of all asian dads lol
@Nice_Person7379
3 жыл бұрын
That confirms it. Tony and uncle roger are brothers
@mosantos4592
2 жыл бұрын
And uncle Roger is the holy uncle of asian uncles
@acerzz2287
2 жыл бұрын
@@Nice_Person7379 who tony
@someonegenius9030
2 жыл бұрын
Im 1k like
@aradesmaeili3082
2 жыл бұрын
uh uh my dad is asian but nice and... also you a FALURE!
Asian parents be like: I took the physics when I was 4, and got the physics PHD from the Harvard. I also invented the catapult
@modderkevin5124
3 жыл бұрын
What happened to #HelpAsianDadUninventPhysics
@realikr3321
2 жыл бұрын
D
4:00 Steven's dad is fliping us off
4:25 this is one of the funniest memes i've seen.
We know Steven's dad can terrorise Steven, but what about Steven's grandpa?? I'd love a video with him
@stijnvdb7135
2 жыл бұрын
Steven’s grandpa would call steven’s dad a failure
@Theyoungone28
2 жыл бұрын
Steven's grandpa was made before the sun was invented
@Tormonir
2 жыл бұрын
His grandfather is a literal god and everyone is a failure
@Theyoungone28
2 жыл бұрын
@Alex Bag Plottiwst: Yehoshua (Jesus) actually had a son and that was Steven Dad, Steven will grow to be an immortal deity serving the asian father power to his son
@unbreakabledl
2 жыл бұрын
@@Theyoungone28 I lost my shit when you said that lol XD Edit: The one im laughing about is Steven's grandpa was made before the sun was invented.
If Steven's dad was a teacher, he would mark everything so quickly. Everyone gets an F.
@moze_
3 жыл бұрын
F for F*** Fysics!
@ss_zenitsu
3 жыл бұрын
F for FAILIURE
@zahraalhussein1912
3 жыл бұрын
@narut uzimaki 2 Physics*
@liangteh
3 жыл бұрын
@narut uzimaki 2 😭😭😭😭😭
@zahraalhussein1912
3 жыл бұрын
@narut uzimaki 2 It's alright mate, we all make mistakes at times.
5:17 somebody got to meme that face
0:51 oh the ghost cat is still living in ur house?
One day Steven's Dad didn't go to school for 2 days because he was inventing University as after school there was no more academics. Those 2 days became Saturday and Sunday.
@dr.ishitamandal950
3 жыл бұрын
I came for the comments!! And i am impressed by this one!!
@ismayilhuseynov5027
3 жыл бұрын
@@dr.ishitamandal950, Thank You, appreciated!
@elonbezos5270
2 жыл бұрын
In one day, he spent two days
@staypositive606
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Steven: *gets his test results and he gets 99.9 out of 100* His dad: Die *throws slipper from the sun*
@laughinggoat9343
2 жыл бұрын
*F A I L U R E*
@Alex_hisfriendfromschool
2 жыл бұрын
It is like Thor when Steven failure his dad opens his hand and his slipper just comes to his dads hand
@coyoteclan480
Жыл бұрын
Round off
5:38 that funny it is 2 A.M. right now for me
Holy god Steven, I nearly shit myself laughing. You're so good. Reminds me of visiting my Chinese friends homes back in San Fran in the 80s. Christ you can nail their dads perfectly. I was not immune either. Guilt by friendship/association. Terrified I'd forget to take off my shoes.
Steven's dad has so many enemies; Lions that do his taxes, high prices, Physics...
@sukuna7583
Жыл бұрын
and fay luhs
Nobody: Steven’s dad making math problems: *If Steven has 23 Beijing corn and he trades 11 of them for 5 bobas, how much of a **_FAILURE_** Steven is?*
@patreoncrunch3
2 жыл бұрын
UhhHH i guess 100% F A I L U R E ?
@kritsuyu3165
2 жыл бұрын
@@patreoncrunch3 nah bro it 10000000000% *FAILURE*
@patreoncrunch3
2 жыл бұрын
@@kritsuyu3165 nah bro it 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% FAILURE
@noahdagoat4797
2 жыл бұрын
@@patreoncrunch3 nah bro it 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% FAILURE
@nobleedwards-nelson5978
2 жыл бұрын
@@noahdagoat4797 Nah he's 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% FÅÏĻŪŘĒ
This should just be called "Memes so funny that Steven breaks character."
I just love when Steven laughs. He gets me laughing 😂 so hard!
Now I can tell my teacher I couldn’t finish my homework because steven’s dad told me to watch KZread video first.
@sagemoon8458
3 жыл бұрын
Well if you get anything other then an A you're a failure (lol jk) -Steven's Dad
@barcafanboy4371
3 жыл бұрын
I am going to do that next week let’s go
@aaronnegru8234
3 жыл бұрын
😅😅don't think their gonna like that
@ahmadbugshan9603
3 жыл бұрын
I see u every where or a guy with same pfp wth
@dyshoreh
3 жыл бұрын
Assalamulaykum
Steven: We got a sponsor. Me: *oh please anything but Raid sha......* Steven: And it’s RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!!!
@xxunknown_shadowxx3322
3 жыл бұрын
Still a failure tho
@uwocat4503
3 жыл бұрын
Stooopid-
@Petq011
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah... they are such a failure, that they reach out to every youtuber. :D
@calebalex365
2 жыл бұрын
*Wheeze*
@learninggodot
2 жыл бұрын
The way he said: “a game i… actually play” sounded extremely sarcastic
3:54 So is that how steven’s dad got Genius😂
I'm so dead. This is freaking hysterical and it's a really good thing I watched this when I was home alone so no one else could hear how loudly I laughed. PURE GOLD.
Steven’s dad is the cure to depression😂
Your videos are so inventive and entertaining. Thanks for the hard work you put into them. It's good to laugh. Peace.
I have never laughed so hard so consistently as I laugh at this videos. I am crying right now. Oh my god, it's not fair. The accent - the way you say what the Hell - it tickles me so much. I think I might be dying.
I clicked faster than stevens father could say faliure
@zkaix1064
3 жыл бұрын
same
@bluecheese5505
3 жыл бұрын
*Failure*
@jeffanderson8080
3 жыл бұрын
True
@jishnujetwani538
3 жыл бұрын
*_Failure_*
@Ana-vb5ms
3 жыл бұрын
same
4:18 BEST PRODUCT EVER
@hugh_manners
3 жыл бұрын
And sponsored by the worst product ever
Whenever im sad or mad, i watch steven he, his laugh makes me smile no matter how bad my day is.
If you scan the QR Code at 4:53 it takes you to a web site to buy Beijing Corn
Steven's Dad: Finally a worthy opponent Steven's Dad: Our battle will be legendary
Steven He says “This video was sponsored by raid shadow legends” Everyone: Ill allow it
@Yintheone
2 жыл бұрын
169 like
@JeeReeAnimation
2 жыл бұрын
His dad already knows he's a failure
5:32 What do you mean by 3 mins? I have been binge watching your videos for the whole week!
@namrathar.s4688
Жыл бұрын
Me too
Top 3 funnest video of all time. And not just in Steven's collection, I mean ever. This one had me in tears.
Steven father:I fear no Failures but that thing.. * Looks at physics * Steven father:,It scares me
Steven's Dad would definitely shout at someone while he's trying to get their attention "IS MY VOICE INVISIBLE?"
I love the long videos of Stevens dad, I could listen to him all day lol
I would love another video like this. This is absolutely my favorite video of yours!!
4:48 I made that can. I am so happy!!!
@Mango_ate_droop
Жыл бұрын
Wait you did it’s amazing
He finally got promoted. Beijing embassy: He has a failure. Beijing embassy manger: Who. Beijing embassy: Steven He's son!
@W.HDcFanFanArt
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the heart and thanks for 70 likes Steven He keep grinding because you are hilarious and I sometimes call my friends a donut
You're genuinely funny bro. Thanks for all the regular uploads. ❤️ Your content.
I like how hard Steven is trying to stay in character when he laughs
"I remember the day physics was invented" Steven's Dad Felt that bro.
Clicked faster than stevens father can beat a tyranasaurus with numchuks
@mikhaelpanju6704
3 жыл бұрын
LOL numbchucks 🤣🤣
@mahmoudnasser3410
3 жыл бұрын
Lol dumbchucks
@bishandhreekc7104
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Pelipear
3 жыл бұрын
Ayeo I make skits! Would appreciate it if y'all would check 'em out! Thanks! :)
@pizzavision486
3 жыл бұрын
Could u plz tell wot is ur profile pic of ?
It is a draw between the Muta laugh and the Steven laugh 😂 both make my face hurt from smiling
You gave me so much so many ideas so awesome definitely waking up at 5:00 in the morning
Just”STEVEN UR FIRED” got me 😂4:41
When Steven doesn’t get a S+ in maths Steven’s dad: F A I L U R E
@umharr
2 жыл бұрын
Ok anime person.
@laxyajena4735
Жыл бұрын
What is S+ pls tell me I am a failure
@kzkaa.
7 ай бұрын
@@laxyajena4735 the only thing better than A+ is an S or S+, although schools don't typically use it
The way he said "watch the video"..i fell in love 💓
My Mother also walked 20 miles, one way, in a 100 feet of snow to get to school every day! Then shovel that same snow to get back home! Thank God for physics! 🙏
“I flew in the sky to turn the sun on” Um what-
@jahj4385
3 жыл бұрын
God:And I took that personally
@chxxry4444
3 жыл бұрын
@@jahj4385 lol
Steven is desperately trying to keep in character while looking at all these memes and I honestly feel that
"Listen children, okay? If you're doing homework at 2 am and Steven uploads a crappy video... Watch the video" had me dying 😂
0:56 "You still failure though." Too relatable...
Finally, after all the sweat and tears He got a sponsor
@Petq011
2 жыл бұрын
"But was it worth it?" :D
@kaelanirevyruun1676
2 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately it was the single most hated sponsor in youtube history
Steven's Dad "Your all Failures" Me: He has such a way with words
how can anybody keep a straight face at this 0:27 "turn on the sun " LMAO
I love how I’m watching this at 11:00 pm in between short bursts of doing my homework😂
Stevens channel has grown faster than hes dad can say faliure
I love how Steven seriously cares about his fans❤️
Steven's dad vs physics-we need that!
I just realized something that is terribly depressing; The emergence of memes is the best thing that's happened in the 21st century & we're already almost a quarter of the way through it.
Another sponsor my boy is not a failure
@memertrongamer5157
3 жыл бұрын
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@fabianatrindade56
3 жыл бұрын
@@memertrongamer5157 Are you seriously advertising Raid Shadow Legends, the fantastically immersive, incredibly addictive RPG game, available now for free for IOS, Android and PC, without getting paid a dime? U A FAILURE
@6accy
3 жыл бұрын
Raid shadow legends you mean the immersive epic rpg game for android and iOS?????
I feel you Steven's dad, when I was your age, inventing things wasn't even invented yet, it was a very bad day
I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!
Physics is basically just telling parents that they have to be disappointed in their kids.
Clicked faster than steven's father could say his son is a failure.
@zkaix1064
3 жыл бұрын
lmao
Clicked faster than the speed of light #UninventPhysics
Physics: *Gets invented* Steven's Dad: "My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined."
this so funny i almost died. i love your content
"When Steven's Dad hits the right note of Asian pronunciation of "Ehut Da Hayyll" I can't stop laugh to. Love the way he said it
Dude the amount of effort Steven puts into his sponsorships is just incredible and u can tell that he respect s them a lot
Steven: Breaths Stevens father: *Failure*
This man is my go to for memes and funny content
“Don’t hand in your report cards your all failures” Me standing with my A++++++++++ report card :/
@kevinsndrol4832
2 жыл бұрын
No A++++++++++++ on card? Failure!
@Nightthefirst
2 жыл бұрын
Your cousin got a A+++++++++++++ . . . Failure
@artemisa657
2 жыл бұрын
Che, failure. You know, our neighbour's dog's brother's adopter's child's friend's father's colleague's daughter got AAA+++++++++++++++++++++ report card! Useless!
I laughed too hard first at the mug..and then the barrage of Beijing Corn. 20% Failure. 😂🤣🤣😂😂
His laugh gets me every time 😆
Steven’s dad can’t explain
Man, I really wanted to walk uphill both ways to school. How 'bout downhill both ways???
@I98878
3 жыл бұрын
No that's for failures
"Steven's dad going to school." ( Almost loses it 😆)" Back when T Rex could fight ." 😂😂😂
I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. 🤣
"There's this thing called the backhand" I died before he even finished explaining lmao haHAAAAA.
Steven’s Reddit page is the definition of failure And yet it’s still funny
@genericanimeguy
3 жыл бұрын
failure is always funny to observe
@nathanmaxson4751
3 жыл бұрын
Your profile pick is the definition of failure
Ot 5:12 and I got a 2000 word essay due today I haven't started.
Why is this my millionth time watching this and I am still laughing to death
Now all we need is a tiktok. Steven’s dad will take over all the social media platforms with his slippers
@rye_bread_wu
3 жыл бұрын
It already exists mate.
When time machines are invented Steven's dad: stops physics from being invented
I Watched this video 20 times but still can't stop laughing😂
"I dont know where they get the picture. Its Prototyp." 😭😭😭😂😂 Died so hard at this 😂😂
"The backhand power too strong." 😂