God bless the 1% who saw this comment Edit: I think 100% of people who opened the comment section saw this (God bless them too)

@EMO_GARFEILD566

3 ай бұрын

Aww thank you, god bless you too.😊

@Melonmuncher159

3 ай бұрын

Thank you bless your soul

@Axo162

3 ай бұрын

Thx have a nice week! :D

@Melonmuncher159

3 ай бұрын

@@Axo162 👑

@bigounceboy123

3 ай бұрын

Thanks

"What pizza has 4 slices? Why dont you make it 15?" WHAT PIZZA HAS 15 SLICES?

@user-ot3jj3md7k

2 ай бұрын

for me it’s 8 slices

@zalinic

2 ай бұрын

@@user-ot3jj3md7kWHAT PIZZA HAS 8 SLICES? IT'S OBVIOUSLY SHOULD BE CUT IN 1/30!

@PolandballAnimates

2 ай бұрын

@@zalinic nah nah 1/100 is enough

@ahasoyyo

2 ай бұрын

@@PolandballAnimatesblud is on drugs for me 1/823372882383833

@zalinic

2 ай бұрын

@@PolandballAnimates nah, 1/1000

13:32-13:44 had me dying 😭😭 joe is always doing that goofy ass walk 😭😭😭

@AurelienBoulaud

3 ай бұрын

fr but why doesnt his head move while he griddys 😭😭

@juinorgaming3417

3 ай бұрын

the griddy had me dead asl😭😭

@Sml_Clipsss

3 ай бұрын

⁠@@juinorgaming3417oh i know it did Juinor

@brithehumann

3 ай бұрын

@@AurelienBoulaudLMFAOO HIM DOING THE GRIDDY KILLS ME

@Jasmineflowers873

3 ай бұрын

The pfp is making me giggle

"oh whats this? you're in 4th grade and can't find the value of X and Y if (Y / X) x X / Y^4 x 12! x 10^2 + (1.88 x 5.1 x 3.62) is equal to 270.33628??!!!! what A DUMBASSSSSS!"

@Hmouf32

3 ай бұрын

lol

@OceanicGD

3 ай бұрын

Fr

@DrizzyLiftsBig

3 ай бұрын

Bro 9 grade and I still fo t know that

@user-cn4ox9vu6t

3 ай бұрын

Bro i thought you put some type of cordinates💀

@cjwithanimals4567

3 ай бұрын

I’m in grade 11 and don’t know this

4:15 “Because I’m definitely surrounded by people not my level.” Well, you’re certainly at their level when it comes to grammar.

@thefunnyanimator7502

2 ай бұрын

LMAOO

@vikkiprout4003

2 ай бұрын

below their level when it comes to positivity

@flooshlikescheese9944

2 ай бұрын

What does grammar have to do with this?

@Turtleoptimist

2 ай бұрын

@@flooshlikescheese9944 she thinks she’s so smart but she doesn’t even use correct grammar.

@flooshlikescheese9944

2 ай бұрын

@@Turtleoptimist oh

This reminds me of this old classmate of mine in middle school who was really good at school but just absolutely bombed at anything social. Like, he would damn near throw a tantrum if he got a poor mark, insult other people he thought were stupid, and refused to talk to anyone.

@ReniPlayz

3 ай бұрын

that was literally me in elementary, and into middle and high school they still hated me for it. I don't get that 10 years later they hated me for something i did when i was EIGHT.

@CasualCat64

3 ай бұрын

@@ReniPlayzpretty sad to my old a grudge against an 8 year old

@claymationgloves3662

3 ай бұрын

@@ReniPlayz Yeah that's pretty damn stupid fr. These kids are for real stupid enough to hold a grudge against you for what you did when you are 8? DAAAAYYYUUUUM these kids must've had awful parents.

@zacharymartin2608

3 ай бұрын

@@ReniPlayz😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Rayman-kddz2

3 ай бұрын

@@ReniPlayz10 years??? You must have traumatized them LOL

13:39 the shuffle off screen😂😂

@ronanplays6485

3 ай бұрын

Real lmao

@microwave_01

3 ай бұрын

It’s called the griddy

@Crazy_Alex_7667

3 ай бұрын

@@microwave_01 I know

That girl looks around 3 or 4 years older than every kid in that class. No fucking wonder why she’s getting everything right, she’s done it already😭

@Kaiser-dt2ir

3 ай бұрын

Ikr

@MikeMdubs

3 ай бұрын

😂

@elmarieoberholzer2924

3 ай бұрын

Bro she is literally a high school student💀

@Katara51

3 ай бұрын

Wait that’s actually true

@Death_got-me

3 ай бұрын

Bro, I thought the same thing😂

12:37 bro so good his Pencil didn't even have to touch the paper thats crazy 💀

@Aura_322

2 ай бұрын

7:24-7:50 cold edit

@sohashortss

Ай бұрын

Lol

You guys ever had that one student in class who was a genius academically, but was the dumbest person you knew overall?

@0P09PQ

3 ай бұрын

fr they are so smart but make the dumbest excuses you ever see

@user-fp5fd7dj1m

3 ай бұрын

fr

@avabackupaccount

3 ай бұрын

yes

@BrawlEdits3K

3 ай бұрын

Fr

@gavinsipes8404

3 ай бұрын

I am that person

No wonder the mom would get mad, her kid looks like she was held back twice. She’s looks like she’s so much older than the other kids🤣

15:50 joe using his mind at full power then the kid yelling ER WRONG then joe flexing is fukin hilarious

23:57 WHY does she look like she’s on fent 😭😭😭

@17denby

3 ай бұрын

FINNALY SOMEONE ELSE REALIZES IT😭💀🙏

@nalyomar4497

Ай бұрын

EXACTLY

Joe never fails to make the entire chat say LMAO if he so much as breathes the wrong way.

@rotunda_

3 ай бұрын

God forbid someone says an unpopular opinion and Joe takes notice. Then it's L CHATTER

@Cosmik60

3 ай бұрын

@@rotunda_ then when the chatter's banned they say W Joe

@rotunda_

3 ай бұрын

@Cosmik60 For real it's like a North Korean rally

@Ezra-ce1hv

3 ай бұрын

Joes really just cussing out a 7 yearold

20:30 so you see that’s why I’m an asshole in class

The way bro groaned over the kid taking a snickers over a peanut or regular m&m’s lmao 14:03

13:32 I CANT IM DYING HOW DID HE DO THE GRIDDY SIDEWAYS 😭

22:53 harrison is locked tf in

@17denby

3 ай бұрын

Bro got that EDP stare

@-_deploy_-

2 ай бұрын

"I am crushing that girl"

@shadovia_man

2 ай бұрын

🤑🤑🤑 O Aqua Deus Aquae Rubrae Da nobis Te Sanctum Renatum Faberge Ovum Pro Compensation

@shadovia_man

2 ай бұрын

Aquae

@sohashortss

Ай бұрын

Yeah

7:50 villian arch 😂😂

@alsoabacon609

2 ай бұрын

The (villian) arch is crazy

Mann I love Joe's humor

@Kayla6732inc

3 ай бұрын

And his butt

@Kaiser-dt2ir

3 ай бұрын

What the shit

@Tw1l1ghtTerr0r

3 ай бұрын

"Mann"?! is that a TF2 reference?

@BrKeMM

3 ай бұрын

@@Tw1l1ghtTerr0r MANN CO.

7:06 thats a top 10 Joe story

@trashcan2187

3 ай бұрын

literally bro 💀

@verdun16

3 ай бұрын

@@trashcan2187right along the shit story

@rotunda_

3 ай бұрын

Is it as good as the doritos piss bag though

@trashcan2187

3 ай бұрын

@@rotunda_ its better

@sohashortss

Ай бұрын

@@verdun16I JUST WATCHED THAT 😂😂

18:08 - Asian parents be like:

"which means im twice as smart as her" is crazy 💀

Joe reacting to dhar man is a underrated series

@xmxrgxnx

3 ай бұрын

I agree

@omdtv_

3 ай бұрын

OVERRATED

@4avy

3 ай бұрын

fr

@mobb_vrc

3 ай бұрын

@@omdtv_lies and slander

21:34 smash is actually wild tho💀

“If you’re so smart, how many fingers am I holding up?” “Wrong hand!!! 🤚”

@Pepperph12

2 ай бұрын

Wtf

@FootballVideos300

2 ай бұрын

1-8

@user-gz8mw2tq6p

2 ай бұрын

Thumb isn’t a finger take that Asian

13:30 HELP MEEE 😭😭😭

@LocoSauce

Ай бұрын

Ikr 😂😂😂😂

I don’t get the people that show up once during the test, get an A, then start flexing that they didn’t study. I’m in calculus 2, how the fuck!!!!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭

@_Gam3r

3 ай бұрын

they did study (used google to search up everything they need to know and then spent 7 hours memorizing it instead of studying)

@KingBongHogger

3 ай бұрын

I could get away with it in science or history, but fuck dude, those galaxy brained math weirdos are a trip.

@LukaWyd

2 ай бұрын

@@KingBongHoggerI’m in 5th grade doing math with the grade 8’s

@FootballVideos300

2 ай бұрын

​@LukaWyd same

I might have found my new favorite KZreadr….

@Spring_GTReal

2 ай бұрын

REAL BRUH

@actlx..0

2 ай бұрын

Best ytbr I watched him forever😊

Kid: completes the test faster than Annie Joe: UAAGHHH! YEAAAAA!! HAHAHAA!!!! 😈

Lesson: Joe was a menace to society as a kid

7:42 not the doughnut 😂😂

@rotunda_

3 ай бұрын

What a winner's profile picture

9:00 bro i do that every day. dont even look at the paper just 100 percent works every time. whole paper could be blank but still i love you joe

Bro he had me laughing a few times, which is not at all super common for a youtuber to do. Coryxkenshin is also a good one. My guy just earned a sub 😂

23:36 Why does it look like he got a dent in his head 💀

16:07 BIG MUSCLES HOLY CRAP

@imrandomness

3 ай бұрын

dawg i swear he grew

THE WAY JOE HIT THAT GOOFY AHH SIDWAYS GRIDDY FOR THE SNICKERS🤣

“The american alphabet” is the most american thing I’ve ever heard 😂

What pizza has 4 slices?😂

@christianpease5493

2 ай бұрын

I was about to say the same thing you can't blame the fact that she's smart but that doesn't mean she has to be a dick head about it lol

@christianpease5493

2 ай бұрын

That mom is crazy lol

@christianpease5493

2 ай бұрын

The way he's was dumbfoundead when he suggested algebra and trigonometry is crazy

@sirloppythe3rd

Ай бұрын

Smart Mouth pizza. Idk if other states have it. But holy shit, that pizza is dog shit. My school district has it. It is gross but it's "food." 💀😭

There’s a big difference at being smart or good at math, and being fast at math. Because if you’re fast, you’ll be more prone to mistakes, taking your time can produce a more accurate answer even if it’s not correct.

Dude this is the ONLY guy that makes me laugh on youtube i swear ur humor is just crazy good!

"bring in a smarter kid to make her feel humbled" young Sheldon pulls up😂

joe is ripped fr need that physique 😂✨

18:03 the amount of Womp Womps in the chat is wild 😭

2:43 teacher: hmm, Iknow what’ll stop her, MORE SIMPLE ADDITION!

Why are they giving Year 2 Simple Addition in Year 4. I swear Dhar Mann is getting more disattached with reality

Joey boy always makes me giggle😂😂😂

@ImUp12

3 ай бұрын

Glazing deviously

@cheese.43

3 ай бұрын

🤨

@Jasmineflowers873

3 ай бұрын

.. it’s been 2 minutes, how have you already watched the video

@NBA-Editz019

3 ай бұрын

@@Jasmineflowers873 I didn’t

@NBA-Editz019

3 ай бұрын

I nevah gwaze Joey

joe bart is LITERALLY dhar mann

@Notinghere8181

3 ай бұрын

joe is better

@LeBrendon_James

3 ай бұрын

Huh

@Claytonmcnarney-wz9re

3 ай бұрын

How

16:13 you should just put like elevator music yknow

buddy acted like he was on family feud 😂

They got the number 1 pick in the NFL draft with that one smart kid😂

@hi3939-tn2vs

3 ай бұрын

Malic going to the bears fr

Joe Bartolozzi thank you.The moment i feel sad i go to your channel and watch your videos and feel better ,so im very thankful that you have spawned in my life.

10:50 the answer is 34

10:30 as a junior in high school I volunteer

@sohashortss

Ай бұрын

I VOLUNTEER ASWELL

Joe never fails to tickle my toes and make me giggle

24:43 bro fr said: ☹️

@-Rxflex-

Ай бұрын

Nah fr😂😂

Teacher: yo I'll give you 50 bucks if you bully Annie. Do you think you're smarter than Annie? Malic: who the fuck is Annie?

I have no value anymore got me rolling on the floor🤣🤣🤣

19:09 bro spoke his first full sentence 💀

@sohashortss

Ай бұрын

😂😂

I learned algebra in 5th grade💀

@AllyandAyden

26 күн бұрын

Exactly I got taught it in 5th grade also for like 65% of the year

20:34 “when she finds out malic beat me, she’ll beat me”💀💀

3:29 0.472 Meters

@KamDaManWasTaken

3 ай бұрын

14:35

@LocoSauce

Ай бұрын

Nice 😂😂😂😂

@theral_24karatgarrett

Ай бұрын

In American please

The first one a 5 year old can solve wait till you get into fractions😂

7:23 you're A VILLAIN JOE

I love watching Joe Bart and wiggling my toes ferociously( bc he’s so funny)

Even with me thriving in maths ever since third class I wasn't even treating it like a competition, just vibing for fun and helping others instead of mocking. And my parents didn't even insist on me studying, i figured all this shit out myself. Btw watching "evil" smartasses getting karma is satisfying asf.

That donut story had me sent.😂😂

9:10 i would just outright swap the answer to the correct one before grading my friends papers

Are we not gonna talk about the real life villager at 22:12

@CR7-Editz-cc

3 ай бұрын

Brooooooooo 💀💀💀

@sohashortss

Ай бұрын

‘ehhhhhhh…..’

@indominustherex4634

15 күн бұрын

“HERMMM”

I have no value anymore got me rolling on the floor😂😂

10:40 had me suffocating laughing

8:02 I feel like it’s the teacher fault

19:03 Straight facts

@KenrickHuynh-jo9lf

Ай бұрын

Straight facts

This is ny first time seeing your channel and its absolutely great 😂 i love your videos they are so funny 😁 im already subbed

17:12 Annie acting like the new jojo siwa

There was a dude like this at my school and he wasnt even right all the time he just thought he was smarter than everyone.

No one say anything but around 5:31 when she said Annie is an extraordinary child F**K that child nobody cares because when you get into the real world aint nobody going to give one waffle

@TheHellYouLookinAt

2 ай бұрын

Love how she said ‘extra ordinary’.

@JhohnFriProductions

2 ай бұрын

​@@TheHellYouLookinAt extrodinery

The griddy sideways got me dying 💀

annie: "shes gonna be really mad at me." someone in chat: " womp womp"

Joe never fails to pump me up with laughter❤

5:51 sounds exactly like a line form abbot Elementary

Joe is so funny his laugh is so iconic 😂❤

This is one of joes best videos in a while😂😂 love you daddy❤

14:55 I learned x and y math in 4th grade😭

@crashtragames6965

3 ай бұрын

I learned it in 3rd

@b1g_Sponge

2 ай бұрын

Yall have to be lying

@sohashortss

Ай бұрын

I have a diff school thing so I don’t do grade so what age were you?

16:54 eeerrrrmmmmm actually its was, "I were the smartest kid in school" is grammatically incorrect! It would be "I was the smartest kid in school" 🤓

@FBYT420

3 ай бұрын

🤓👆

@b1g_Sponge

2 ай бұрын

@@FBYT420errrrrrrrrrm it’s actually “🤓☝️”.

“If you’re not first, you’re last” - Rickey Bobbi dad

I love edging to your videos 🔥🔥

@white_isnt_a_race2338

3 ай бұрын

Me too 🥵🥵

@TheMagicalDickStealer

3 ай бұрын

Same I always edge to his jawline 🔥🔥

@Shatheedjameson.

3 ай бұрын

Who doesn’t

@fortniteplayer-zf1ox

3 ай бұрын

me too

Only joe can make my tummy gargle for more

@proplayer-is8id

3 ай бұрын

Same

@UmActuallyNerd

3 ай бұрын

🤓um actually what the fuck🤓

in 7:43 i loved it that joe just cut to him laughing after stealing a donut from his classmate by being first to finish a test

“guess who had the donut” LMFAOOOOOO 😭😭

I had headphones on when he said “WRONG!”

@xmxrgxnx

3 ай бұрын

Same😂

23:27 is it… fiiivvve dollars 😏👉

Adding letters got me dying

bro at 17:57 if you look at the chat everyone says womp womp😂

Some of yall are weirdos bro, someone said "SHE BAD THO ONG" 13:47

@SandJuice213

2 ай бұрын

Bruh, thats borderline pedophillia.

PLS when he hit the griddy I nearly fell outta my chair😂

Joe is genuinely one of the funniest guys on the platform

Bro hates this 10 year old with all of his soul 🤣🤣

7:30 cold asl ngl

3:06 , This would work… we start with 3.14 and put it on the Y graph. After this we go up two over one or rise over run both ways this graph would have an equation of 3.14… + 2/1x = Y or point slope format, whatever I’m a nerd 😂😂