joe keeps switching from "no thats dumb i thought did something smart" and then "YO THIS KID IS A GENUIS"

@judejenkins2771

2 жыл бұрын

111th comment

@rainman42

2 жыл бұрын

I get what you meant but reading it at 1st doesn't make sense...did u make an error in wording it?"no that's dumb I thought did something smart......tf?

@judejenkins2771

2 жыл бұрын

@@rainman42 I want Trying to day it like that I ment to say I'm this comments 111th like

@rohnanatkinson2547

2 жыл бұрын

18:05 ultimate YOO THIS KIDS A GENIUS

@seanvilloria5199

Жыл бұрын

@@rainman42 It's a common mistake that everyone does, he simply just forgot to put "he" before "did", I even read it at first and had no trouble understanding it.

Joes neighbor just walks outside and hears “DRUGS, COCAINE, METH!” Edit: I’ve Never had 1k likes before this is crazy

@glitchkit6020

2 жыл бұрын

Breaking bad reference

@trytokrash3.059

2 жыл бұрын

Yes I was just about to come to about that

@SeagullMan

2 жыл бұрын

If I heard that I would have been knocking on his door

@Michachel

2 жыл бұрын

“It’s for a video”

@FHyde9977

2 жыл бұрын

The infamous youtube stalker.

Can we just all appreciate how joe makes all of our days with happiness and laughter!!! KEEP IT UP JOE!!!!!

@jaydenlovell7557

2 жыл бұрын

I love your profile pic

@boobies7795

2 жыл бұрын

Appreciate my ratio

@jaydenlovell7557

2 жыл бұрын

Are you related to se bastion benitez???

@user-gt2qi4qj5q

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaydenlovell7557 I would love to but sadly nah just a fan of him

@emmastoney

2 жыл бұрын

softie

As a drug dealer, I would like to thank Joe for defending drug dealers morals with his comment at 5:50

@colin2345

2 жыл бұрын

😳

@KujoMC

2 жыл бұрын

ayo??

@heathmiller9533

2 жыл бұрын

You serious?

@glitchkit6020

2 жыл бұрын

Im sorry wat

@zrixhi

2 жыл бұрын

As another drug dealer, I agree with you

I like how he went through all the trouble of censoring his cussing and then he just starts screaming drug names at 4:25

@Drift101

2 жыл бұрын

becasue in the first couple of minutes if you swear the algoritham doesnt recomend the video

@h2.t2

2 жыл бұрын

CRACK COCAINE METH

@fadizu0

Жыл бұрын

F

@BlueBulb34

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@holland1111

Жыл бұрын

Joes got all the priorities bro

Joe is legitimately my main source of entertainment

@eqge

Жыл бұрын

YES

@yunggdecay

Жыл бұрын

QQ

13:04 W CHILD BRO THAT SHI HAD ME ON THE FLOOR 💀💀💀

“Quiet, twerp!” Haven’t heard that line since Pokémon 😭

@hex-FnBr

4 күн бұрын

Fr bro

@michellethomas5740

Күн бұрын

Frrrrrr😂😂😂😂

That kid is a genius

@TheLifeOfPabIo

Жыл бұрын

Ratafak

Lmfao saw this during stream. This was fantastic I’m bouta watch the whole thing still 😂

@Zypher0

2 жыл бұрын

@Instagram User cap

@Zypher0

2 жыл бұрын

@Instagram User and i didnt even have to see ur channel

@YOUR_NARRATOR975

2 жыл бұрын

Me too funniest shit I've seen today

@Airtography09

2 жыл бұрын

What’s the name of the stream

@Scuffy1k

2 жыл бұрын

@@Airtography09 homie it was a month ago like his last video. Not really sure lol I’m not gonna remember it.

Bro, as a kid I was brought to my mothers drug deals and I swear, ONG, I always fucking knew. Like, my mom thought I would NEVER know. And it’s so hilarious thinking how she thought I was so naive. I still hate her for bringing me when I was 8 and my brother when he was 4.

18:28 The laws of searching someone's bag is kinda complicated in some cases you can in some cases a cop needs a warrant. However, if they recieved info that one of the people there was caring illegal drugs. And the kid tells the cop that the substance is in her purse, that gives the cop the right to search her bag because of reasonable suspicion. A cop can search someones bag if they reasonably suspect they have something illegal in it.

Can we just appreciate how Joe's neighbors just endure this

Anybody realize the amount of times Joe switched sides. One minute he calls the kid stupid, then a genius lmao. he does it like 5 times Im cracking up right now lol

18:08 bro predicted the word “GYATT”

The way Joe said YOOOOOOO HES A FUCKING WIZARD!!!!!!! Makes me laugh every time I see it

Dharr Mann be like: kids take drugs at a brothel they instantly regret It

@spender7942

2 жыл бұрын

Kid loses his virginity on drugs instantly regrets it...

@goopguy548

Жыл бұрын

12yr old smokes crack for the first time, they instantly regret it

I love how the first 2 minutes of each video, he bleeps out cuss words. After that he stops caring about it 🤣

@Unfunny1018

2 жыл бұрын

that's the youtube intro rule you cant curse in the "intro" (for 2 mins)

I love that joe said he was dumb, then he was smart, dumb again, smart again, dumb again and smart. Like, can we just appreciate this?

joe going "SHES GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA HIM!" had me dying

Joe: censors everything 5 seconds later: DRUGS COCAINE METHHH

@My_dumbass2215

Жыл бұрын

Yes

I love how he makes us laugh. He is so underrated.

@ednavandermerwe7875

Жыл бұрын

Npc

@MiNixDyNo

9 ай бұрын

Npc. Moment

@mastersquirtbottle3459

8 ай бұрын

Balls

This babysitter is genuinely like team rocket from pokemon the amount of times she said twerp.

4:06 the disgust on his face killed me 🤣🤣🤣💀

18:03 got me dying oml

@My_dumbass2215

Жыл бұрын

Me toooo!

"twerp" sounds relatable, that's how my brother describes 3/4ths of the people at his school.

Wow This New Breaking Bad Episode Looks Fire.

1:21 “Wut the f*ck!” 😂😂😂

Gotta love how Joe censors everything for the first 1 minute and leaves the rest there.

@surkena5169

2 жыл бұрын

if you swear in the first few minutes the algorithm wont recommend the video

Idk man, my moms drug dealer didn’t give af that I was there 😂😂😂

When the baby sitter said “twerp” it reminded me of Vicky from fairly odd parents

We need more dhar man Joe's reactions are priceless

Speaking of making babysitters quit, when I was 5, I had a babysitter that babysat my sister and I. One day we felt rebellious so we decided to run away. We ran about a mile while she chased us and she never babysat us again.

6:42 turn on cc on KZread

fairly odd parents irl?!?

Can we just appreciate that Joe just raged like Tyler1 lol

17:28 their faces 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I love how Joe knows that this kid is a genius

"This kid's stupid" "This kid's a GENIUS!" "Nvm" "YOOOOOO This kid's a GENIUS!" "Nvm" Me:.... I see...

Bro was like “DRUGS, COCAINE, METH!!!” 4:25

you’re videos are the only thing that bring me happiness at the moment, thank you

19:29 why was this so funny for no reason 🤣😂

16:39 WHAT A WIZARD

12:40 = monke joe

@johnloz116

Жыл бұрын

Not that funny but thanks :)

1:14 I cracked my skull when I was being babysat, they quit instantly lol

Joe your vid’s and streams are carrying the content creation part of 2022 already

@lordharry5994

2 жыл бұрын

@Instagram User nah

The fact that he starts screaming into his mic and jumping in his chair while praising the kid is fucking hilarious omfg

Dude that kid WAS the babysitter

14:11 I started laughing so hard

I’m really sick today and I’ve been throwing up all night and all morning so seeing that Joe’s uploaded a new video makes me feel better 😄

the emotional roller coaster joe had at the end lmao

I feel like the kid is the best actor in this whole thing. Bro's just a menace.

Joe the absolute goat, man seems to always make my day. Keep up the good content man

@beanz5596

2 жыл бұрын

@Instagram User nah your content is bad

@Whodat42

Жыл бұрын

@@beanz5596 hat

joes the only youtuber that i would watch every video of and rewatch all of them again.

"JOE.. YOUR ANKLES SMELL LIKE GERMAN KIDS" -mimok5k, 5:59

Let Jesus Christ be with you all amen and

@jhynqs

3 ай бұрын

not everyone’s christian 😭

@Okpurplegirls

3 ай бұрын

I'm a Muslim

@jhynqs

3 ай бұрын

@@Okpurplegirls SAME

@rahee3wwewmamohamed470

3 ай бұрын

​@@Okpurplegirls SAME!

@destinyjulios6542

3 ай бұрын

Thank u❤❤ amen to u 2

Joe is the best clickbaiter putting his unenthusiastic face in the thumbnail 😂

Joe saying "Bro this kid has no IQ after I told him what I just said..." 2 sec later..."YOOOO THIS KID CALLED THE COPS HE HAS MASSIVE IQ!!!!"

she lowkey looked like harley quinn…

Love joes content. Could watch forever

Joe needs a earape mic and my life is complete

18:29 No, because of illegal substances, he has probable cause to where he can search her purse for just that. No warrant needed

Joe “why would I ever wanna watch this” also joe-getting hyped up about how smart this kid is.

this is such an emotional rollercoaster joe

Hey Joe just to let you know you are my favorite streamer and keep up the good work and whenever I get my allowance I will sub or donate bits

2:54 they spelled racism wrong

@patfusty2994

Жыл бұрын

Mate, It’s a joke spelling of racism.

i love how in the start he literally judges the video but in the end always gets so hyped

Hi Joe I was scrolling through TikTok and didn't know you had a KZread channel so this makes my day because you're my favorite TikToker and to top it off you have Dhar Mann reactions!!! Absolutely love it!!!

14:28 if your 8 and weigh 50 pounds then somethin ain’t right

@leftovermar

2 жыл бұрын

american measurements moment

@unlimitedgacha

2 жыл бұрын

When I was 9 I was only 60 pounds so like..

@studioofhorror375

2 жыл бұрын

@@leftovermar I live in Canada 💀

6:17 so your saying you have been to a deal since you know how it goes

MY FAVORITE PART IS WHEN HE WENT “doont touch me”

8:08 best joe clip yet

8:50 Yikes

Jay and Chris are two different characters, they're just played by the same actor. Jay's the one who faked the injury and Chris is the bratty kid. So, the argument that "he came up with the injury" is invalid.

The kid was easily the best actor in the whole Dhar Mann video.

@camocadet1969

Жыл бұрын

Well the bar ain't set very high

Shoutout to Jarvis Johnson for the Dhar Mann bingo board.

I was just stalking your stream, and then saw this, I’m so blessed. Oh yeah I also won the science fair today 😩

@Sunseekers05

2 жыл бұрын

That’s awesome you won

@anaveragewhiteguy5608

2 жыл бұрын

1st 2nd or 3rd

@meryamqueen5193

2 жыл бұрын

@@anaveragewhiteguy5608 1st

@meryamqueen5193

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sunseekers05 thanks it means a lot

@Sunseekers05

2 жыл бұрын

@@meryamqueen5193 that’s so cool

Another great video, love you joe!

@abbiewilliams9423

2 жыл бұрын

yass

@trainrek5204

2 жыл бұрын

You didnt even watch it

@PhantomFumes

2 жыл бұрын

@@trainrek5204 but all his videos r great.

@user-gp7wy1ud2q

2 жыл бұрын

@@trainrek5204 what if they watched it live

@trainrek5204

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-gp7wy1ud2q then they wouldn’t of commented “another great video”

Joe bartolozi is the most entertaining KZreadr in the world

"Timmy is an average kid that no one understands"

Brooo this guy starts screaming in the mic and I just burst out laughing hysterically 😭

When I was 2 I made my babysitter quit because I would scream and cry for 3 hours straight to the point where she told my parents that the stress from babysitting me was too much 😂

Me and my class made my teacher quit and find a new job because we were so annoying and disrespectful

2:27 she thinks shes vicky from the fairly odd parents, this kid needs cosmo and wanda 😭😭😭

Get this kid some fairies

I love pop sockets. They take the strain off your pinky. Used to have a lil car holder for mine too! Great for GPS! But when they fall off it sucks. They do last for a decent amount of time though.

can we talk about how good the acting is for the kid though dharr mannnnnnn stepped up

bruh, that babysitter bout my ADHD pills.

11:25 "have u ever wanted to milk a cow with your mouth"

0:24 "Nah" -Joe 2022

9:10 hes a certified glizzy gobbler

7:30 AAA HERE YES I remember this story of the BABYSITTER

@dedicategrinder88

3 ай бұрын

8:20 HERE

The fact that he said he was a wizard😂

Bro how is one non-stand up comedian so funny

13:59 BWAHAHAHA BRO QUICKSCOPED HER 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

I didn’t have a babysitter I grew up with “ don’t open the door to anyone we have keys”

man i didnt have a babysitter because I listened to no one other then my mom, gramma, and dad. I put everyone else underneath my care. Everyone else said i was a terrible kid but when my mom, gramma, and dad were around I was an angel. I’m two faced ig you could say 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

I'm so glad you reacted to this one

nah but for real joe is just a legend!

that little kid is one of the best actors i've seen on dhar man