Man, this video really quiet on KZread lol! All you brand new privates following me with hurt feelings fucking my Army up better toughen the fuck up. You're welcome. Going Live tonight. 2100 est.

@Un1verses_

8 жыл бұрын

+A Combat Veteran I love this fucking tradition, either side too. All them fucking privates need to suck that shit up, they're in the Army now.

@mattfranco2305

8 жыл бұрын

haha not the brightest tool in the shed

@Un1verses_

8 жыл бұрын

xD

@DJTheMetalheadMercenary

8 жыл бұрын

+A Combat Veteran hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah hooah, fuckin' hooah.

@austin3876

8 жыл бұрын

I caught tons of shit as a private. Not because I was FUBAR, but simply because the NCO'S wanted to see what I was made of. Some privates are smart, but not Army smart. Heck most can't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were on the heel. If they get butt hurt over words, then they can't handle life.

If you were lucky enough, you were born into a military family and so you grew up already hearing all of this throughout your childhood and teenage years. Therefore you are already immune and aware that it's just motivation.....angry loud motivation, but motivation none the less.

@sockswws732

5 жыл бұрын

Just what I was thinking (Little late, lol)

@theanonymousjondoe

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, and high and tight haircut every other day!

@shyjelly7905

4 жыл бұрын

I was fuckface

@slowe177

4 жыл бұрын

@@theanonymousjondoe every summer till I was 10, high and tight

@slowe177

4 жыл бұрын

@@shyjelly7905 I was "dammit"

You nailed this one pretty good

@superhooah1068

8 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@SithLordMalgus

4 жыл бұрын

@ARCHIEzzle I watch your vids too!!

"if you're gonna jump on a grenade, how about you LAND on it" best line of the entire video lol

@2007Club

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@Steamingjoe

3 жыл бұрын

lol

i finally understand my father. he wasn't in the military just old and pissed. thank you

@willtipton100

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha same

"Roger the fuck on" needs to be a shirt.

I just chewed out a shit bag pvt for showing up late and she comes up to me and says I'm being unprofessional I need to calm down after this is here second time being late.

@R41D3RNAT10N

6 жыл бұрын

I'm going to boot camp in January and if that was me id hope you'd smoke the living shit out of me for that. I'm going in there expecting to learn and mess up, but I won't get all sensitive about it. Your job is to turn me into a soldier not a soft cupcake.

@shaynachristine4900

5 жыл бұрын

408 408 When I go in I expect nothing less than full metal jacket

@dillonmarshall6691

5 жыл бұрын

Hope you have a time machine Shayna Christine because you're not going to get that FMJ treatment. Even the gay boy Marines don't get the FMJ treatment as much as they'd tell you that they get treated worse than those guys did in FMJ. Nothing but a bunch of pansy asses.

@cutebutsadisticable

5 жыл бұрын

@@dillonmarshall6691 oh you can blow it out your a$$! Marines are not pu$$ys. We train harder then the rest of the branches with exception of the special ops.

@the_boatswain

5 жыл бұрын

When I served, people would have far too scared to suggest that I, the NCO is unprofessional.. I just don't understand anymore.

Privates has feelings? Who would have thought.

@chrisanderson3134

7 жыл бұрын

those feelings haven't died yet..😂

@iclisious

6 жыл бұрын

What the FUCK are these felling you keep spouting on about.

Combat Veteran, love your video. It's right on. I'm old corps Marine and Viet Nam combat veteran here. Finally something I can relate to. Thank you for your service.

Whenever a NCO calls me “Hero” I know I did something wrong

@sez1742

3 жыл бұрын

Lol or “high speed”.

Can't fix stupid but you can educate though PT

I forgot that I can't watch these videos with my daughter around lol

@IamG3X

8 жыл бұрын

+Joshuabrutl so how's your daughter sir...

@Neptune8

8 жыл бұрын

+IamG3X not using swear words...yet

@IamG3X

8 жыл бұрын

Joshuabrutl you don't have to sir. as a former navy seal and army ranger. I would like to have a nice conversation with your beautiful daughter.

@Neptune8

8 жыл бұрын

+Joshuabrutl only*

@IamG3X

8 жыл бұрын

Joshuabrutl jesus i'm just kidding DAD. loosen your balls a little will ya.

"Well, it took a nut job for you to get here" lmfao

When was a Private, my TC hurt my feelings. When I was a TC my LT hurt my feelings. When I was a LT, my CO hurt my feelings. When I was a CO, my BN CO hurt my feelings. ITS THE WAY OF THE WORLD PEOPLE!

a good smoking usually fixed most of the problems mentioned above.

@marcgrote7540

4 жыл бұрын

Or an old school wall to wall counseling...

"This concludes my fuck your feelings episode..." hahaha

Had an EO complaint on active duty "Its not fair, he's treating me the same as everyone else." Even my CO didn't know what to do with that shit. I ended up in sensitivity training. God bless you DD 214.

He's getting really popular! Awesome, i hope he keeps going.

gotta love your Type A personality profile, truly "Gerontomorphosic" even in "not military politics" standards. You could be a Senators Assistant, like Jota-Jota

3 years later and your videos still help me. Finally a young PV2 ( HAHAHA may as well be a fuzzy but been in long enough to know what an AKO is) love your videos and the advice that comes with it... Maybe one day I'll actually know how to army, until then its getting drunk at 1900 and showing up to first formation hungover and forgetting how to extend to the left.

"Roger, sargeant! Thank, you sargeant! " Armed with this knowelage, I can now join the army without doubt not fear !

Thank you very much you have hit the nail on the head with this one.

This needs a part 2. Make it happen PLEASE, i died laughing watching this

My Uncle, who was in the Korean war (Army), told me it was A LOT different. Back when 18 yr olds were MEN AND ACTED LIKE IT.

10 Types of MPs

@dakotatotten5355

8 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahhahahahahha yeah that would be a good one . The sleeper The creeper The hero The smoker The guide book The it's ok not ok The bribe The favor The Barney fife The blood hound spy

You forgot, 'Hey High Speed' or 'Hey stud!" and for the ladies, 'Move it FEMALE, double time!"

What a cool channel! I've never seen a channel like this before, good job on being original!

"I'm not trying to take you on. I just don't think it's necessary to degrade people to get them to perform. You could get better results raising our spirits than lowering our dignity." That was quite a line from Private Epstein in the film adaptation of Neil Simon's "Biloxi Blues." He was that draftee that clearly didn't belong there because he couldn't adapt. Smart in the classroom, but put him in the field with a rifle, and it's almost a guarantee that he's going to get himself killed, probably along with at least one of his battle buddies.

Hahaha! I watched 3 videos and couldn't stop laughing... Subscribed... Hooah!

Hey man great videos and thanks for serving our country 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Lol this might be my new favorite video.

omfg....army bratt...now military wife... you are so funny.. I can relate......keep it up

Goddamn I love your videos ACV ! You've got a great sense of humor and I like how you just lay it all out for the civvies. I cannot recall having seen a single negative comment regarding these vids, so you've definitely hit the right nerve. Thanks for the laughs and please don't stop making these. Another subscriber !41,929 !

The "Talking with his hands"... I swear he got that from one of my CO's.

Your videos really prepare me

Don't fear young private - loved that.

Well, i know to say thank you to my drill sergeant for anything for everything they make me do.

You nailed it that's good shit

I personally always loved fucko. I chuckled any time somebody called me it, no matter the context.

I love this video lol. you should do a video on security

absolutely my favorite so far

We needed this one:

i like how he points when he talks

Our drill sergeant back in basic always called us hero, like that was his go to word😂

"remember listen to your nco's and roger the fuck on" i love it

your videos help a lot.

this might be my favorite vid so far

Nailed this

thanks for service sir

Thank God you were old school enough to lay it down. Shit you were easy on them!

"I am pretty special but Im not stupid" lmao 😂😂

This is your funniest video haha

before i got we were told we couldn't call privates privates. it was considered derogatory towards the privates!

I need to like this video more than once.

That is some funny sayings! Lol I’ll keep those ones in mind lol.

I grew up in an army family so none of this is new to me. if nothing else, it's hilarious

+A Combat Veteran. I wish you had been a member of the cadre at Ft. Jackson when I did my basic. Our drill sergeants 2 favourite words were "f***tard" and "stitches". While we were at roll call during reception week, I accidently yelled, "Oh s***". The drill sergeant's response was priceless. She said, " Oh so you need to take a s*** do you?" We'll see if you ever say that again when I'm through with you. She then made me pretend that I was sitting on an invisible toilet until my legs bolted out from under me. Then, because I fell I got to do push ups and squat thrusts. You better believe that I never said another curse word within hearing range of the cadre.

feelings card roflmao, that was some funny shit right there.

Rocks Flat Rock, Round Rock and the all time favorite chocolate sprinkle covered rock.

We don’t get called turd in the navy we either get a very condescending shipmate from other Sailors or weirdo from Marine NCOs

The Marine Corps really needs to adopt "Fuckie"

love it. you got it to a T!

I grew up in a military family & grandfathers served in the AIRFORCE during ww2 & grandfather on my mom's side served in ww2 & Vietnam he retired as a LTC & he didn't swear that much but mom used the word FUCK or swore when she meant business, etc. So when my sister & I were little we probably had every name shouted at us & as we got older we had names we never even heard of shouted at us, etc. Yep I grew up in a dysfunctional family household😝lol.

@misthragames1322

8 жыл бұрын

you were not in ww2

@A1D4A1M53

8 жыл бұрын

+Misthra Games I said my grandfathers served in WW2, my grandfather on my mom's side was in the Air Force flew a B-17 bomber over Germany, my grandfather on my dad's side was a navigator & flew missions over Asia. My grandfather on my dad's came out of the service as a 2nd LT. My grandfather on my mom's side retired as a lieutenant colonel, & he also served in Vietnam.

@misthragames1322

8 жыл бұрын

+A.C. Feige I'm sorry for the misunderstanding. My bad. I pay my respects to your family

@A1D4A1M53

8 жыл бұрын

+Misthra Games no problem.

@andyh5102

8 жыл бұрын

+A.C. Feige you mean the Army Air Corps? The Air force didn't separate from the Army until after WW2

This man is fucking hilarious I'm dying

Great video as always. Sadly, you could probably make an hour video about how privates get hurt feelings and still not cover it all.

This is funny shit! In basic my DS called me a turd burglar and it was the funniest shit ever!

Hi-speed & Super Troop 😂😂😂

Right the fuck on. This is my fav vid so far.

I’m sorry but if they talk to me like that I’ll start dying of laughter, I’ll do the pt for it too😭😆😆😆😆 had me dying.Theres an ex marines that’s training some people in the explorers and he talks like this and is hilarious,I gotta grind my teeth to not laugh and keep a straight face.

lolz i am loving your hurt feelings faces lol aww pooor baby

Fuckin' so funny bro! These video's make my day! Alway's see shit going down on active duty!

Still my fav

Don't forget Rock... You can ask it a question or tell it something to do, but nothing gets done because it's a rock.

Not to forget terms like: Ass-hat, Ass-eyes, etc.....lol. great vid man

Is there a loop of the melody. Its kinda makes me happy :D

You gonna learn today !!!!!!

He said brightest tool in the shed 😂😂😂😂😂

You called cash money on this matter.

I need a part 2!

just got out of bct and was constantly laughing at how many privates always had hurt feelings.

This is the best

My class at Fort Huachuca, AZ was the last class that the Drill Sgt could call you every name in the book it was 9 weeks of hell in Basic and 9 weeks in AIT, and me being the tallest girl in my class at 5 foot 9 I was the guidon before basic could not do one push up or sit up after able to do 80 in two mins ran two miles in 14 mins not bad for a 19 yr old female that was 43 years ago

Omg I laughed so much this is so true

Makes me miss instructor duty!

*Trumpet* *drum* *woosh* *eagle scream*

Ahhh the flashbacks.

The brightest tool in the shed 😂

Feels like home

never been in the army but I watch these videos because I learn new ways to curse. thanks for this shit!!! fuckin epic 😂😂😂😂

@WebbStacked

7 жыл бұрын

Anita Adams some army vet is gonna pick up on it and ask if you've been in when u do. tell him to unfuck himself and go away lol

@no-zk1uy

7 жыл бұрын

I will definitely do that! Are these your videos? If so you are the fucking man!!! I vote you to be president 2020

Some favorites were fuckchop, assclown, high speed, and shitbird.

@ilihcsydnew6870

8 жыл бұрын

I love high speed lol, got called that a lot in bct

as a combat veteran. I fucking approve.

You make the army look bad.

1nce again forever Real. !!

This video hurt my feelings

This needs to be shown at M.E.P.S. just before they take The Oath.

sharpest lightbulb in the crayon box.

"Hey hero, you just shot the wrong target... That was a baby you shot, not an iraqi midget" That line made me crack up so bad I woke up my roommate.

Stay calm and Rodger the f*** on. Finally a stay calm shirt I would wear.

I was called, "Cretin." It's true. I was impressed my drill sergeants knew what that meant. Half the time, people call me that and have no idea what it means, and honestly, that's more offensive.

I love this video😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂