A friend from Munich once visited me in Berlin. She actually made a comment about how dirty the city was and how the graffiti/street art needs to be painted over.

"This streets smells like communism"

Me who’s never been outside the US: haha so true

I died and never came back after the "someone lost their diabetes needles on the floor"

Now do when Berliners come to Munich 😂😂😂😂

"this street smells like communism" ahahahah

as someone who grew up in munich and moved to berlin 10 years ago, i can attest that this is very accurate.

I was once in a party where they were smoking weed in Kreuzberg. All of a sudden someone knocked on the door and I was so nervous that they were gonna arrest everyone. The police just asked us to lower the music volume and left.

I need a t-shirt with "Better bring that rat to a rat shelter" on it.

I live in Korea and am a Korean. I don’t know anything about Berlin or munchen. KZread algorithm took me here.

Münchner here: We have books on the street too, but we put them into glass cabinets.

As an Italian in Munich every time I entered the pub and asked for a weissbier (not like most turists who want the regular blonde beer) the locals would start cheering and patting my back and saying things like "finally a tourist with some tastebuds". 😂😂

lmao I was on the train watching you sweep the dust up

Someone is smoking weed here, better call the police!

see a joke about emigrants

WG in Berlin: 450 Euro

His "Hey google play some folk music" fucking woke everyone up in 3am.

“This Street smells like communism”

You forgot the most common quote: Where is the Catholic Church?

"Why do people keep staring at this trashcan" is the most Bavarian thing Ive heard all day.