For anybody who doesn't get the context, here's the story that the video is based on! www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis+17&version=ESV

@Cursed_Baljeet

4 жыл бұрын

This mans hearted his own comment

@inazaid

4 жыл бұрын

@@Cursed_Baljeet this man pinned his own comment

@beksamazing4192

4 жыл бұрын

I read the whole story😃

@phatnecc7307

4 жыл бұрын

I thought Ismael was born after God promised them, since Sarah was upset she couldn't have kids so she told Abraham to get her servant pregnant

@beksamazing4192

4 жыл бұрын

@@phatnecc7307 no he was born first since sarah didn't have faith that she could have issac so she made her servant have the promise son but the promise son could only come from her👍🏿

“Me Bless You” -God 2019

@petersimplife

4 жыл бұрын

Actually "Me Bless you" - God 1700 BC The best way to find this estimate is to take known historical dates and work backwards from there using dates and durations in the Bible. The Mesha Stele has been dated to about 840-850 BCE, and seems to pretty clearly describe the time of Omri. If we assume it was written when the events happened, not long afterwards, we can use it to work backwards. Omri's reign began in the 31st year of Asa and lasted twelve years, which means that Asa's reign began around 870-890. Previously, Rehoboam ruled for 17 and Abijah for three. Although the transition is not entirely clear to me, the prior ruler was apparently Solomon for 40 years. In his fourth year, he started to build the temple, which was 480 years after leaving Egypt. So that takes us back 20+36+480 = 536 years further, to 1406-1426 BCE as the dates for the exodus. Now we come to a difficult stretch because there are, to my knowledge, no clear chronological links between Moses and, say, Joseph. Moses' grandfather Kehat was with Jacob on the way into Egypt, and if you add up all the ages that's a maximum of 350 years (actually surely less, since Kehat was not an infant), but it's not clear what the minimum was. The most direct statement is Genesis 15:13, which puts four hundred years between Abraham's offspring and the exodus. Since the phrase is "in a land that is not theirs", and Ishmael and Isaac did not start off owning the land, it seems that the most harmonious interpretation is that this was 400 years from Ishmael's birth. We find that Abraham was 86 years old at the time. The 400 years probably didn't end until after wandering in the wilderness for 40 years, so that's 360 years from Ishmael's birth to the exodus. Therefore, according to historical and Biblical evidence, Abraham was born somewhere in the range of 1852-1872 BCE and died 175 years later (1677-1697). If the 400 years are accounted for differently, these dates could change significantly. For what it's worth, other people have studied the matter and come up with different timelines; it's complicated by the lack of accurately-dated historical evidence for events prior to David upon which to anchor the timeline. C&P boi

@petersimplife

4 жыл бұрын

@@rachel.m as mentioned above 1700 BC

*_"The hardest of choices require the strongest of wills."_* *_"Im sorry, little one"_*

@ketsukichichi4713

4 жыл бұрын

Secreting Sandwich IM DEAD BRUH

@protalghulnist4126

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry too because you misquoted that

@memegoddess8014

3 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD NO R.I.P Gamora even tho she came back go life

This was SO funny 🤣🤣🤣 “Decrown the king” “I think he’s talking about Jesus” “Who’s Jesus?”

@qspace102

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@qspace102

4 жыл бұрын

*”SHARPEN THE PENCIL”* “WHATS A PENCIL” SEVER THE WHATEVER 🤣

@Daisy30y03

3 жыл бұрын

The windows sound, omg 😂

Here so early there isn’t even a thumbnail generated.

This format is hilarious, I'd love to see more Bible stories like this 😂

@ChazSmith

4 жыл бұрын

I'm definitely gonna make more!

@guillermoandrade1137

4 жыл бұрын

Yes Please do more. This was hilarious. I loved it.

@beediverse9086

4 жыл бұрын

Yesss these are funny xD it helps me understand the Bible

@greyinfinity8549

4 жыл бұрын

Chaz Smith yes omg do more for sure 😂😂👌🏽💯

@Chu_Nyanning

2 жыл бұрын

@@ChazSmith that would be amazing

"And what he said is that.. Me and Sarah are going to have kids" *"BOY BYE"* I. DIED.💀

@fakeu_cake1889

4 жыл бұрын

ARMY

“Nothin much, just taking care of the entire universe.” And that, ladies and gents is the genius Chaz Smith back with another banger.

@bvnny1379

4 жыл бұрын

So true 😂

@funnyfoxbird

4 жыл бұрын

That and “Me bless you”

“Me bless you” xD

@kaylathompson8218

4 жыл бұрын

I'm dead

"Yo, who we giving thanks to?" , "Man that what I'm sayin". I DIED

When have I ever lied? Name one time. One time. ONE TIME. O N E T I M E.

"SKIN THE CHICKEN" - CHAZ SMITH

@tabithathewholistic

4 жыл бұрын

SHUCK....THE CORN!!

@theowood7411

4 жыл бұрын

SHARPEN...THE PENCIL!

@mannypap1379

4 жыл бұрын

What's a pencil??

@athulraj5941

4 жыл бұрын

Cut the peanut

@augustphye3361

4 жыл бұрын

Snip the tip

"Me bless you" -God

“You gonna have ta get-“ Circumcised.

chaz: "SHARPEN. THE PENCIL." the other dude: "what's a pencil" i lost my mindddddd

*"God: FaceTime"* **Puts phone up to ear**

@hiimaperson3676

4 жыл бұрын

ToastyLoafy you can’t see him you’d die because he’s so holy

“Abraham you wildin...”😭😭😭😭😭

Ok first things first: “Don’t nobody be listening to me.” I’m literally dead. And secondly, YOU 👏🏾NEED 👏🏾TO 👏🏾TELL 👏🏾MORE 👏🏾BIBLE 👏🏾STORIES👏🏾 LIKE 👏🏾THIS. 👏🏾

@beediverse9086

4 жыл бұрын

Rash Dagger PLZ, WE NEED MOAR CONTENT LIKE THIS

@yvonnenkereuwem8344

4 жыл бұрын

SORRY i didn't mean to dislike I meant to like 😥

@theobuxible4280

4 жыл бұрын

Federal Facts!!

@crazycrossovers1640

4 жыл бұрын

Amen sister

"...me and Sarah are gonna have kids!" "BOY BYE!" 😂😂😂

0:01 this man pooring water from a plastic plate into a cup 💀💀

@micherj99

4 жыл бұрын

This concludes our daily lesson on how _not_ to spell the word pour

@kaylathompson8218

4 жыл бұрын

I just noticed this lol 😂😂😂 Also u spelled pouring as "pooring" Might wanna edit that lol

@oceanrosethatsailsacrossth3466

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😭😭

"Me?" " *Don't Nobody Be Listening To Me* " . . . "true" 😭🤦‍♀️

What was your favorite part of the video? Mine was Ishmael lol 😂 Comment yours below!

@jent4543

4 жыл бұрын

I think you forgot to add something at the end of the video

@zekebrunt

4 жыл бұрын

Lol, all of it

@zekebrunt

4 жыл бұрын

@@jent4543 true

@bruddanecessity34

4 жыл бұрын

haha lolmao

@TheBlessingReport

4 жыл бұрын

Don't nobody be listening to me haha

The one dislike is from the turkeys

@hayabissou4856

4 жыл бұрын

Chris Hart yeah thats cool!

@hayabissou4856

4 жыл бұрын

Omg chaz I love you man your literally my favorite KZreadr your videos have help me through so much! Keep it up my guy!

You can't get much more obvious than: *SNIP THE TIP*

*”I like turtles”* *”ISHMAEL”*

Can we talk about that "Me bless you" line, tho? Baby GIRL, pure golden COMEDY, PeriodT!

@Jonathan47132

4 жыл бұрын

And yes, you are supposed to say it like that

“Don’t nobody be listening to me.”

0:22 it says FaceTime and he puts it in his ear 😂

@melmelon3393

4 жыл бұрын

If he looked at God he'd die lol

@bethanywilson6908

4 жыл бұрын

It’s FaceTime audio

@Daisy30y03

3 жыл бұрын

Is he holding a rock😂

Brooo Sarah just laughing at the men was hilarious 😂 😂 It had me dead 💀 😂

"I ain't going bald, He gon have to fight me." bruh

“Who we giving thanks to?”

Sarah just laughing in the background like "Ain't this funny?"

SNIP THE TIP......... 😳.."naa I'm not going do it " "i don't want to be here anymore "(and Sarah is like like)...HAHAHAHAHAHA🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Thanksgiving” more like “Friends Chilling”

LMFAOOO "Can someone explain this to me, I still don't get it"

“Is he talking to a ROCK?” 😂😂

This made me laugh harder than I thought it would.

I love how Sarah can't stop laughing (Genesis 18:10 😂). Nice touch.

“on God, like literally on God though” 😂😂😂

I almost choked at the "Me bless you" part LOL

Sarah laughing is just giving me life lol

That dude with long hair looks like Clay Matthews

@mr.potato8270

4 жыл бұрын

True that

@christophertaylorxi7766

4 жыл бұрын

HE DOOOOOOOOO

"Who'S JEsus?" Lol

Bruh when that windows xp sound came up bruh I stared wheezing

@jayphillips1840

4 жыл бұрын

Every time 😂

@kingwae05

3 жыл бұрын

Ong

4:22 their reactions were priceless

shuck the corn *corn walks on in* aight im finna head out

LOL! When God ended the call with “Me bless you” I was already done 😂💀💀 but then sis said “can someone explain it to me, I still don’t get it” there’s always that one person 😂

SHARPEN, THE PENCIL! that's the best one

4:21 THIS PART IM DEAD

God: Me bless you! 😂😂 You not snippin my tip!?!😱😱😂😂🤣🤣 You can’t say the word because you know KZread ya know lol 😂🤣😂🤣

I Like How It Says God Is FaceTiming Him,And He Puts It Up To His Ear 🤣 And How He Says Me Bless U 😂

“Me bless you” 🤣🤣

whoa Abraham has the newest version of "iRock" I'm so jealous.

The end got me lmfao😂🤣😂🤣

The windows sound effect sent me😭😭😭

“Me bless you” 😂😂😂😂

I would watch an entire movie of Bible stories like this

@graysontankersley3720

4 жыл бұрын

JayMarie220 yes it’s face time AUDIO

@oceanrosethatsailsacrossth3466

4 жыл бұрын

Same here

When Mary and Joseph show up at the in the innkeeper said: Sorry were very busy around Christmas time 😂😂

Isn't it hot outside like why do y'all have those blankets on

@curly2451

4 жыл бұрын

curly head kirstin ! They are like old timey bible clothes this a bible storie you know

@curly2451

4 жыл бұрын

Just a funny version

@CaliGramz

4 жыл бұрын

They're super old so they're always cold

“SNIP THE TIP” 😂

And we should put Petunia as Jesus in front of the turkey

All those euphemisms killed me bro like how did you get so many 😂😂💀

If more biblical stories was told like this I would know the whole bible by now

“Me Bless You” -God 😂😂😂

She went “I said stay under the table”

This is Biblically accurate for the most part and I love it 😭😭

Ahhh this is frickin hilarious 😂 please do more bible stories like this!!

I watched this video five times and I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂 Trim the pickle 😂😂😂

He said “me bless you” instead of “god bless you” lmao 🤣😭😂

"Me bless you!" I need a whole series of this please!!

That ending tho 😂😂😂😂

"You not snipping my tip" I HOLLERED🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🗣

Happy Sabbath y'all!!! (I'm several hours off. The sun started setting at 4.) This is honestly the best vid I watched all day. Thx Chaz

Sharping the pencil and that corn bro got me 😂😂😂😂 keep making New video mate u cool u ma Man 😁

This was the highlight of my day!🤣🤣 Thanks for this Chaz and you gotta make more of these. Maybe then I'll be more interested in learning Bible stories!🤣🤣🤣

I'd love to see you do more of these 😂

"Don't nobody be listening to me" && "Me bless you" took me out 😂😂😂

This is gold. Keep it up! Such a great way to deliver bible stories! I think that it would make a great series to do other bible stories as well :)

Omg I was dying at the ending😂😂😂😂😂More vids like this please!!

PLZ DO ANOTHER VIDEO LIKE THIS!!! this was so funny and i couldn't stop laughing. This made my day, thanks.

Ohhhmyyygooooddd😂😂😂 icantbreatheeeeeee. I'm literally typing this out as I say it in the most breath lacking voice everrrrrr

“One time, one time, one time” 😂

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a while so, thank you man.

I LOVE this video!!🤣♥️ “aight imma head out, me bless you.”

2:49 was just him trying to keep a sponsor

Yay chaz uploaded

“Me bless you!” I’m dooooooone😂😂😂😂☺️🤣🤣🤣

"Me bless u" 🤣🤣

Dude the corn though 😂

Yo pleasse make more bible spoofs such as these 🙏 these creations make my day and they are much appreciated! XD dooo ittttt!

Literally *EVERY* Thanksgiving in my Family is Awkward! 🤣🤣🤣

this is hilarious. loved it. keep up the great work

I love it bro! 😂😂 keep it up 🙌🏾✌🏾

“Not much just taking care of the entire universe” XD

LMAO!!! Every thing about this was awesome!!

Yeah I need more of these doc! Lol

This has become my favorite video of all time now!!! 🔥🔥 hilarious and biblically BRILLIANT 😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

Ishmael I was dead💀

"me bless you" Lool (Luv dat)

No one: Chaz: *insert epic zoom*