The Funniest & Worst Online Dating Profiles
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I found the funniest and worst dating profiles that I could find online, and made a compilation of all of them! Which one was your favorite? Let me know in the comments!
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Which one was your favorite?!
@dragonofthewhiteflame4987
4 жыл бұрын
The girl with the multiple personality joke was hilarious
@DJfractalflight
4 жыл бұрын
I was engrossed with the farm tool and tractor guy, and I wish there had been more. So I just kept fantasizing about what his fertilizer might be like...
@themellowguy1356
4 жыл бұрын
The murder guy duh🤣🤣🤣
@hannah_p
4 жыл бұрын
I laughed a lot at the farmer dude.
@medusaedmonddantes3844
4 жыл бұрын
The last one 😂 great pose and she funny and whack
“PS, I'm pretty racist (etc. Etc.)” Chaz: *utter dissapointment*
@tsin2040
4 жыл бұрын
@Hamer Hed I guess she goes by the rule "Honesty is the best policy" then- :v
@sonhyejuu
4 жыл бұрын
And I oop
@rebeccacain7813
4 жыл бұрын
*yep*
@thethingy_doublet
4 жыл бұрын
A_Random_ Fan Me: But I’m light-skin, NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
@avengersassemble6190
4 жыл бұрын
Her profile was soooo good up until then
The best thing to put on your dating bio: *"Married"*
That "IWontMurderYou" dude sounds like he is tryna escape from prison or has already escaped, but needs a new name and girlfriend. The more he says "Safe and sound" and "I won't murder you!" I'm pretty sure makes everyone that reads that unsettled in all ways possible. Girl- Hi. Him- Hi, I won't murder you... Girl- What? What do you mean? Him- I mean... *Pulls out knife and gun* I won't murder you. *Smiles* Girl- Oh! I'm uh...Getting a call! I should take that, it's for work. Him- Ok. Girl- *Runs off far into a airport nearby to fly somewhere else*
@No-lk3hy
4 жыл бұрын
Girl enters plane and sees him in the seat beside her-*hello*
@Chu_Nyanning
2 жыл бұрын
@@No-lk3hy very same girl: *jumps off the airplane as it’s taking off*
His name Marco *cough wheeze* *Wheeze intensifies*
@scorbunny4199
4 жыл бұрын
OMG HE LIKED IT......UMM UHH WHAT DO I DO?!?
@FIRE-mx6vc
4 жыл бұрын
Stay calm don’t panic lol who am I kidding hyperventilate
@scorbunny4199
4 жыл бұрын
@@FIRE-mx6vc *breathing intensifies*
Tristen: "ps I'm really racist..." Me: .....RACISM!! DISCRIMINATION!!
@tabithathewholistic
4 жыл бұрын
LOL!! DangMattSmith should totally do this also!
@klub_krazii4533
4 жыл бұрын
**Dangmattsmith be like**
@zeianairediamond6863
4 жыл бұрын
**to racism** GET THAT OUTTA HERE!!!
@Nixx_HXD
3 жыл бұрын
Dangmatsmith lol
@shaunetteanderson1108
3 жыл бұрын
Dangmattsmith remind sme of Chaz,sometimes I think there brothers-
Chaz these voices 🤦♀️😭🤦♀️😭
“One before the one.” I FELT that. #thatsmetoo
This is actually good KZread recommendation
@606films9
3 жыл бұрын
This wasn’t recommended to me, I Just had this in my Notifications
@therailfan8947
3 жыл бұрын
Sure is! Thanks KZread. 😌
The “IWontMurderYou” guy sounds interesting, ngl.
@samiyabell8647
4 жыл бұрын
Soŋ Goĸυ yes that’s my favorite XD
Chaz : *Quality content* KZread : Let' s not recommend this guy Water is water water' s not wet
@edgiestofcars
4 жыл бұрын
Alexandru Timiş water is sticky
"I was rooting for u" 😭YOOO
*in grocery store* Mother: MaRcO1?!?!?! MARCO!!! Everyone: POLO!!! POLO!!!! Marco *muffled*: someone....please....help....the canned beans.... have taken me hostage
@mikec8014
4 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@shaunetteanderson1108
3 жыл бұрын
I did not get
8:39 literally me in any romantic movie
“ is it bullying to talk how i think he sounds “ Later.... “ My LiFe GoaLs “
I found my uncle on a dating app one time but when i told him who i was i think he was even more interested
@emani_
4 жыл бұрын
O_O
@jakechapman10
4 жыл бұрын
Run
@trickshottwins1128
4 жыл бұрын
That’s nasty
@jasenbolognasandwich4649
4 жыл бұрын
Alabama intensifies
@sadmanhossain9936
4 жыл бұрын
i can guess where your from
Sure, the "I won't murder you" guy is not suspicious at all since he repeated the word murder a lot 😂😂😂
@ayaalbhaisi59
4 жыл бұрын
@Treysen Anderson yes! Not suspicious at all 😂
8:09 Roes are red, Violets are blue. I died when Chaz went full-on player, and so did you.
Why do they call sand sand. Because its between the sea and the land. Just an idea for a video
@jacobcenter7374
3 жыл бұрын
I don't like sand. It's course and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
I wanna see him and Kevin hart have like a insult battle or something 😂😂
8:57 HA I GET IT multiple personalities... like Twice from BHNA
4:04 LOL my Google assistant keeps turning on when he says "Hey Girl!"
Some of these profiles had me wheezing 😂 "If what you look for is a girl with personality then you're in luck because I have multiple"
@GrooveMarketersUtah
4 жыл бұрын
dont listen to her
Tristan's whole account is: "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie."
6:17 This is literally the plot of Good Luck Chuck
Dude you're hilarious, this is exactly what I needed to see as soon as I get up. lol peace and blessings, G!
Idk if anyone watches LetMeExplainStudios, but the “involuntary matchmaker” sounds like the girlfriend fairy 😂
@Zoejo
4 жыл бұрын
It DOES!!
"coffee makes bagel" lmfao w h a t
WHEN HE TALKED LIKE UNIBROW GUY OMFG I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING 😂
Please bring back "love, peace, and chicken grease" I tried making that reference in school and sadly no one got it.
You need to do a pronouncing things incorrectly 4 rappers thumbs up if you want him to see this
@zeraer8115
4 жыл бұрын
6ix9ine tho. XD
@dylancrowers35
4 жыл бұрын
Xxxtentabletop
@ripradicchio6752
4 жыл бұрын
I wonder what he would say for: Ski Mask The Slump God Trippie Redd Chance The Rapper G Herbo Juice WRLD Lil Uzi Vert T Grizzly 6ix9ine
dude the quality of this video is AMAZINGGGGG I LOVE IT!
Wow! I just discovered you last night and subscribed. Stumbled across this vid in my recommendations thinking it was old, but dang! I'm early! It's brand new! You are hilarious, Chaz!
Hahaha, this genuinely made me laugh out loud!! Good job Chaz, keep it up!
You should make a part two this was really funny
I feel like "Rachel" was a parody or whatever of the KZread animator Let me explain studios. She did a video about being "The Girlfriend Fairy" because she had instances where that happened.
There’s gotta be a part 2 to this this is hilarious
3:32 69 miles away...... legendary
Yo Chaz your so good man I love your funny personality! Keep going man
I hope you do a part 2 to this
Chaz I love your channel I subbed
"I was rooting for you"
MARCO POLO MOM WHERE ARE YOU
Cool camera position lighting stuff
You HAVE to make a part 2
Let’s go so exited to watch chaz Smith
i love this man... been a fan since 600k subs and now he's on the road to a milli
I love your channel chaz
anyone hearing the weird crunching in the background?
@gamephone567
4 жыл бұрын
No just me eating chips
@elijahrichter
4 жыл бұрын
Yes, im pretty sure its the lens he is using because older lens make that noise when they try to auto focus on a moving subject during a video
Do you do stand up? I think you'd be amazing at it. You GENUINELY make me burst out laughing! All the luck to you😉
That studio lighting though....I dig
This actually reminds me of the people I used to work with and Nashville Airport. They would get so bored while waiting for the planes to show up. They would actually make fake dating profiles to catfish people in the airport. I've never asked them how far they got cuz I thought that was going a little too far.
(5:57) Brittany: BUT IT WON'T BE ME. Why? Me: Yes
That lassssttt one 😂😂😂😂😂 it caught me sooooo offff guard!! And the one before that
The lisp at 1:30 was so hilarious!!!!
This video is gold😂😂😂
I like your Geiger Counter in the background. Blink once if you're in a radioactive-free zone, Chaz.
that last one was my fav. that profile pic was funny lmao
this was absolutely so funny
that last one got me dead bro😂😂😂
Lmao!!! The way he imitated the 3rd one😂😂😂😂
YAS! I love these vids
Love ur videos ♥️
8:57 gets me everytime! Jon Tron ftw. Love what you do Chaz.
Chaz: "I found some pretty interesting folks" A murderer's profile pops up Me: yes very interesting
"SamIAmnt" was great👍🏽
Man that last one with the girl with multiple personalities KILLED me "Don't listen to her" 😂😂
Tristyn..... You were the one....yet.... (British accent) You had that PS (Southern accent) And it went downhill.
This is the best your the best 😂❤🤞
PLZ DO MORE💯💯
"Don't listen to her." 😂🤣
That two last ones were good😂
😂😂 “mmmmkay!?”
Best video I have ever seen I can’t stop laughing !! I have never laughed so hard in my life ! Bro this is a amazing!!❤️😁😂😂😂
I really enjoyed this video! I never used dating apps but I meant my boyfriend at a barbershop singing camp. Lol so I am kind of a unique case. But I think it's definitely worth trying out dating apps I'd you think it's right for you! I am glad you said that, because there is no shame in it!
His voices for people are so funny!!!
These are too funny 😂💀
5:33 WHEEZING
Bruh I'm dead that was great
What a nice quality ❤
I was dying at 8:04-8:14 😂
❤❤❤❤😭😭😭🤣 you really just deserve the world man!
Why is your camera so good bruh😂😂
What is that? WhaT is tHat? *What is that* ? Lol Chad this is hilarious 😭😭😭
Good video chaz
That murder one though. 😂😂😂
2:57 dyingg😂😂😂
Some of those were hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
Man his 4 goals are great 😂😂😂
I mean, I'm sure you know how amazing your teeth are. You have one of the best smiles in the world.
This is such an interesting video, but what is that constant creaking sound?
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT 1:16 through 2:01 OMG I KEEP REWATCHING IT AND IT JUST GETS FUNNIER CAUSE THATS HOW I PICTURE HOW HE SOUNDS TOO OMG 🤣🤣
I think I heard his mom calling marco because I remember replying with polo somewhere 😂
you should update your lens so we don't have to hearing that crunching noise every time it tries to auto focus
hilarious 😂😂
3:58 *me embellishing my job application*
5:29 that was spot on.
Bro chaz smith I can sense your vibing right now
Final two are my fav.......LMAOXD!!!!!
Those old internet sounds bro. 👌