The Funniest & Worst Online Dating Profiles

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I found the funniest and worst dating profiles that I could find online, and made a compilation of all of them! Which one was your favorite? Let me know in the comments!
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  • @ChazSmith
    @ChazSmith4 жыл бұрын

    Which one was your favorite?!

  • @dragonofthewhiteflame4987

    @dragonofthewhiteflame4987

    4 жыл бұрын

    The girl with the multiple personality joke was hilarious

  • @DJfractalflight

    @DJfractalflight

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was engrossed with the farm tool and tractor guy, and I wish there had been more. So I just kept fantasizing about what his fertilizer might be like...

  • @themellowguy1356

    @themellowguy1356

    4 жыл бұрын

    The murder guy duh🤣🤣🤣

  • @hannah_p

    @hannah_p

    4 жыл бұрын

    I laughed a lot at the farmer dude.

  • @medusaedmonddantes3844

    @medusaedmonddantes3844

    4 жыл бұрын

    The last one 😂 great pose and she funny and whack

  • @tsin2040
    @tsin20404 жыл бұрын

    “PS, I'm pretty racist (etc. Etc.)” Chaz: *utter dissapointment*

  • @tsin2040

    @tsin2040

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Hamer Hed I guess she goes by the rule "Honesty is the best policy" then- :v

  • @sonhyejuu

    @sonhyejuu

    4 жыл бұрын

    And I oop

  • @rebeccacain7813

    @rebeccacain7813

    4 жыл бұрын

    *yep*

  • @thethingy_doublet

    @thethingy_doublet

    4 жыл бұрын

    A_Random_ Fan Me: But I’m light-skin, NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

  • @avengersassemble6190

    @avengersassemble6190

    4 жыл бұрын

    Her profile was soooo good up until then

  • @balmainrichard1335
    @balmainrichard13354 жыл бұрын

    The best thing to put on your dating bio: *"Married"*

  • @ary53
    @ary534 жыл бұрын

    That "IWontMurderYou" dude sounds like he is tryna escape from prison or has already escaped, but needs a new name and girlfriend. The more he says "Safe and sound" and "I won't murder you!" I'm pretty sure makes everyone that reads that unsettled in all ways possible. Girl- Hi. Him- Hi, I won't murder you... Girl- What? What do you mean? Him- I mean... *Pulls out knife and gun* I won't murder you. *Smiles* Girl- Oh! I'm uh...Getting a call! I should take that, it's for work. Him- Ok. Girl- *Runs off far into a airport nearby to fly somewhere else*

  • @No-lk3hy

    @No-lk3hy

    4 жыл бұрын

    Girl enters plane and sees him in the seat beside her-*hello*

  • @Chu_Nyanning

    @Chu_Nyanning

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@No-lk3hy very same girl: *jumps off the airplane as it’s taking off*

  • @scorbunny4199
    @scorbunny41994 жыл бұрын

    His name Marco *cough wheeze* *Wheeze intensifies*

  • @scorbunny4199

    @scorbunny4199

    4 жыл бұрын

    OMG HE LIKED IT......UMM UHH WHAT DO I DO?!?

  • @FIRE-mx6vc

    @FIRE-mx6vc

    4 жыл бұрын

    Stay calm don’t panic lol who am I kidding hyperventilate

  • @scorbunny4199

    @scorbunny4199

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@FIRE-mx6vc *breathing intensifies*

  • @momo_da_hooman2920
    @momo_da_hooman29204 жыл бұрын

    Tristen: "ps I'm really racist..." Me: .....RACISM!! DISCRIMINATION!!

  • @tabithathewholistic

    @tabithathewholistic

    4 жыл бұрын

    LOL!! DangMattSmith should totally do this also!

  • @klub_krazii4533

    @klub_krazii4533

    4 жыл бұрын

    **Dangmattsmith be like**

  • @zeianairediamond6863

    @zeianairediamond6863

    4 жыл бұрын

    **to racism** GET THAT OUTTA HERE!!!

  • @Nixx_HXD

    @Nixx_HXD

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dangmatsmith lol

  • @shaunetteanderson1108

    @shaunetteanderson1108

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dangmattsmith remind sme of Chaz,sometimes I think there brothers-

  • @kaylathompson8218
    @kaylathompson82184 жыл бұрын

    Chaz these voices 🤦‍♀️😭🤦‍♀️😭

  • @lorigthefirst
    @lorigthefirst4 жыл бұрын

    “One before the one.” I FELT that. #thatsmetoo

  • @picaparedjp8072
    @picaparedjp80724 жыл бұрын

    This is actually good KZread recommendation

  • @606films9

    @606films9

    3 жыл бұрын

    This wasn’t recommended to me, I Just had this in my Notifications

  • @therailfan8947

    @therailfan8947

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sure is! Thanks KZread. 😌

  • @averagekai618
    @averagekai6184 жыл бұрын

    The “IWontMurderYou” guy sounds interesting, ngl.

  • @samiyabell8647

    @samiyabell8647

    4 жыл бұрын

    Soŋ Goĸυ yes that’s my favorite XD

  • @alexandrutimis5084
    @alexandrutimis50844 жыл бұрын

    Chaz : *Quality content* KZread : Let' s not recommend this guy Water is water water' s not wet

  • @edgiestofcars

    @edgiestofcars

    4 жыл бұрын

    Alexandru Timiş water is sticky

  • @lowfi4572
    @lowfi45724 жыл бұрын

    "I was rooting for u" 😭YOOO

  • @baileibelnap7476
    @baileibelnap74764 жыл бұрын

    *in grocery store* Mother: MaRcO1?!?!?! MARCO!!! Everyone: POLO!!! POLO!!!! Marco *muffled*: someone....please....help....the canned beans.... have taken me hostage

  • @mikec8014

    @mikec8014

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂🤣

  • @shaunetteanderson1108

    @shaunetteanderson1108

    3 жыл бұрын

    I did not get

  • @kaylathompson8218
    @kaylathompson82184 жыл бұрын

    8:39 literally me in any romantic movie

  • @navysenju7138
    @navysenju71384 жыл бұрын

    “ is it bullying to talk how i think he sounds “ Later.... “ My LiFe GoaLs “

  • @ricosimmons5292
    @ricosimmons52924 жыл бұрын

    I found my uncle on a dating app one time but when i told him who i was i think he was even more interested

  • @emani_

    @emani_

    4 жыл бұрын

    O_O

  • @jakechapman10

    @jakechapman10

    4 жыл бұрын

    Run

  • @trickshottwins1128

    @trickshottwins1128

    4 жыл бұрын

    That’s nasty

  • @jasenbolognasandwich4649

    @jasenbolognasandwich4649

    4 жыл бұрын

    Alabama intensifies

  • @sadmanhossain9936

    @sadmanhossain9936

    4 жыл бұрын

    i can guess where your from

  • @ayaalbhaisi59
    @ayaalbhaisi594 жыл бұрын

    Sure, the "I won't murder you" guy is not suspicious at all since he repeated the word murder a lot 😂😂😂

  • @ayaalbhaisi59

    @ayaalbhaisi59

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Treysen Anderson yes! Not suspicious at all 😂

  • @rashdagger3966
    @rashdagger39664 жыл бұрын

    8:09 Roes are red, Violets are blue. I died when Chaz went full-on player, and so did you.

  • @nathanielknaup7451
    @nathanielknaup74514 жыл бұрын

    Why do they call sand sand. Because its between the sea and the land. Just an idea for a video

  • @jacobcenter7374

    @jacobcenter7374

    3 жыл бұрын

    I don't like sand. It's course and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

  • @bucsrbeast7116
    @bucsrbeast71164 жыл бұрын

    I wanna see him and Kevin hart have like a insult battle or something 😂😂

  • @icarusofthesacred8085
    @icarusofthesacred80854 жыл бұрын

    8:57 HA I GET IT multiple personalities... like Twice from BHNA

  • @mrstudiodaddy
    @mrstudiodaddy4 жыл бұрын

    4:04 LOL my Google assistant keeps turning on when he says "Hey Girl!"

  • @cecilian.820
    @cecilian.8204 жыл бұрын

    Some of these profiles had me wheezing 😂 "If what you look for is a girl with personality then you're in luck because I have multiple"

  • @GrooveMarketersUtah

    @GrooveMarketersUtah

    4 жыл бұрын

    dont listen to her

  • @alisonanddanlindsey
    @alisonanddanlindsey4 жыл бұрын

    Tristan's whole account is: "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie."

  • @ScoobaMusic
    @ScoobaMusic4 жыл бұрын

    6:17 This is literally the plot of Good Luck Chuck

  • @lxtusyxung2487
    @lxtusyxung24874 жыл бұрын

    Dude you're hilarious, this is exactly what I needed to see as soon as I get up. lol peace and blessings, G!

  • @dexii9128
    @dexii91284 жыл бұрын

    Idk if anyone watches LetMeExplainStudios, but the “involuntary matchmaker” sounds like the girlfriend fairy 😂

  • @Zoejo

    @Zoejo

    4 жыл бұрын

    It DOES!!

  • @muahhh553
    @muahhh5534 жыл бұрын

    "coffee makes bagel" lmfao w h a t

  • @dani9194
    @dani91942 жыл бұрын

    WHEN HE TALKED LIKE UNIBROW GUY OMFG I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING 😂

  • @griffinneeb6122
    @griffinneeb61224 жыл бұрын

    Please bring back "love, peace, and chicken grease" I tried making that reference in school and sadly no one got it.

  • @dylancrowers35
    @dylancrowers354 жыл бұрын

    You need to do a pronouncing things incorrectly 4 rappers thumbs up if you want him to see this

  • @zeraer8115

    @zeraer8115

    4 жыл бұрын

    6ix9ine tho. XD

  • @dylancrowers35

    @dylancrowers35

    4 жыл бұрын

    Xxxtentabletop

  • @ripradicchio6752

    @ripradicchio6752

    4 жыл бұрын

    I wonder what he would say for: Ski Mask The Slump God Trippie Redd Chance The Rapper G Herbo Juice WRLD Lil Uzi Vert T Grizzly 6ix9ine

  • @lilascofill2321
    @lilascofill23214 жыл бұрын

    dude the quality of this video is AMAZINGGGGG I LOVE IT!

  • @rachelgonzalez8051
    @rachelgonzalez80514 жыл бұрын

    Wow! I just discovered you last night and subscribed. Stumbled across this vid in my recommendations thinking it was old, but dang! I'm early! It's brand new! You are hilarious, Chaz!

  • @superblackhole9
    @superblackhole94 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha, this genuinely made me laugh out loud!! Good job Chaz, keep it up!

  • @bloop252
    @bloop2524 жыл бұрын

    You should make a part two this was really funny

  • @jadyn9982
    @jadyn99824 жыл бұрын

    I feel like "Rachel" was a parody or whatever of the KZread animator Let me explain studios. She did a video about being "The Girlfriend Fairy" because she had instances where that happened.

  • @minime2626ify
    @minime2626ify3 жыл бұрын

    There’s gotta be a part 2 to this this is hilarious

  • @scorbunny4199
    @scorbunny41994 жыл бұрын

    3:32 69 miles away...... legendary

  • @natanjonas2169
    @natanjonas21694 жыл бұрын

    Yo Chaz your so good man I love your funny personality! Keep going man

  • @gratefulgent
    @gratefulgent3 жыл бұрын

    I hope you do a part 2 to this

  • @Ghost-xr8xj
    @Ghost-xr8xj4 жыл бұрын

    Chaz I love your channel I subbed

  • @youngrevivalist
    @youngrevivalist4 жыл бұрын

    "I was rooting for you"

  • @junbums
    @junbums4 жыл бұрын

    MARCO POLO MOM WHERE ARE YOU

  • @GraceYocum
    @GraceYocum4 жыл бұрын

    Cool camera position lighting stuff

  • @alexispeek3285
    @alexispeek32854 жыл бұрын

    You HAVE to make a part 2

  • @mrshrek1018
    @mrshrek10184 жыл бұрын

    Let’s go so exited to watch chaz Smith

  • @chiobiokey
    @chiobiokey4 жыл бұрын

    i love this man... been a fan since 600k subs and now he's on the road to a milli

  • @trickshottwins1128
    @trickshottwins11284 жыл бұрын

    I love your channel chaz

  • @bakuralovesme
    @bakuralovesme4 жыл бұрын

    anyone hearing the weird crunching in the background?

  • @gamephone567

    @gamephone567

    4 жыл бұрын

    No just me eating chips

  • @elijahrichter

    @elijahrichter

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes, im pretty sure its the lens he is using because older lens make that noise when they try to auto focus on a moving subject during a video

  • @123elixd
    @123elixd4 жыл бұрын

    Do you do stand up? I think you'd be amazing at it. You GENUINELY make me burst out laughing! All the luck to you😉

  • @a.krishna3924
    @a.krishna39244 жыл бұрын

    That studio lighting though....I dig

  • @Reiddiculous
    @Reiddiculous4 жыл бұрын

    This actually reminds me of the people I used to work with and Nashville Airport. They would get so bored while waiting for the planes to show up. They would actually make fake dating profiles to catfish people in the airport. I've never asked them how far they got cuz I thought that was going a little too far.

  • @jonathanmcintosh9896
    @jonathanmcintosh98964 жыл бұрын

    (5:57) Brittany: BUT IT WON'T BE ME. Why? Me: Yes

  • @silviaisabelmendez6231
    @silviaisabelmendez62314 жыл бұрын

    That lassssttt one 😂😂😂😂😂 it caught me sooooo offff guard!! And the one before that

  • @youngrevivalist
    @youngrevivalist4 жыл бұрын

    The lisp at 1:30 was so hilarious!!!!

  • @gracej2421
    @gracej24214 жыл бұрын

    This video is gold😂😂😂

  • @Foreststrike
    @Foreststrike3 жыл бұрын

    I like your Geiger Counter in the background. Blink once if you're in a radioactive-free zone, Chaz.

  • @rhyannabennett1385
    @rhyannabennett13854 жыл бұрын

    that last one was my fav. that profile pic was funny lmao

  • @seanmw23
    @seanmw234 жыл бұрын

    this was absolutely so funny

  • @gabe9133
    @gabe91334 жыл бұрын

    that last one got me dead bro😂😂😂

  • @blackrose02.
    @blackrose02.4 жыл бұрын

    Lmao!!! The way he imitated the 3rd one😂😂😂😂

  • @HaloMashups
    @HaloMashups4 жыл бұрын

    YAS! I love these vids

  • @nasiaantonatou6133
    @nasiaantonatou61334 жыл бұрын

    Love ur videos ♥️

  • @izzyh5569
    @izzyh55694 жыл бұрын

    8:57 gets me everytime! Jon Tron ftw. Love what you do Chaz.

  • @gamingwithmorgan3416
    @gamingwithmorgan34164 жыл бұрын

    Chaz: "I found some pretty interesting folks" A murderer's profile pops up Me: yes very interesting

  • @tyrafedrick1430
    @tyrafedrick14304 жыл бұрын

    "SamIAmnt" was great👍🏽

  • @imanigaspard30
    @imanigaspard304 жыл бұрын

    Man that last one with the girl with multiple personalities KILLED me "Don't listen to her" 😂😂

  • @elmothechamp1953
    @elmothechamp19534 жыл бұрын

    Tristyn..... You were the one....yet.... (British accent) You had that PS (Southern accent) And it went downhill.

  • @kazinari4044
    @kazinari40444 жыл бұрын

    This is the best your the best 😂❤🤞

  • @Plug-The
    @Plug-The4 жыл бұрын

    PLZ DO MORE💯💯

  • @VueiyVisarelli
    @VueiyVisarelli2 жыл бұрын

    "Don't listen to her." 😂🤣

  • @keelymanu2789
    @keelymanu27894 жыл бұрын

    That two last ones were good😂

  • @jazminenicole0777
    @jazminenicole07774 жыл бұрын

    😂😂 “mmmmkay!?”

  • @chaletbrimhall7473
    @chaletbrimhall74734 жыл бұрын

    Best video I have ever seen I can’t stop laughing !! I have never laughed so hard in my life ! Bro this is a amazing!!❤️😁😂😂😂

  • @vickis.6506
    @vickis.65064 жыл бұрын

    I really enjoyed this video! I never used dating apps but I meant my boyfriend at a barbershop singing camp. Lol so I am kind of a unique case. But I think it's definitely worth trying out dating apps I'd you think it's right for you! I am glad you said that, because there is no shame in it!

  • @angeldhillon6486
    @angeldhillon64864 жыл бұрын

    His voices for people are so funny!!!

  • @MeghaTRONProductions
    @MeghaTRONProductions4 жыл бұрын

    These are too funny 😂💀

  • @a.krishna3924
    @a.krishna39244 жыл бұрын

    5:33 WHEEZING

  • @Supermegaplayerman
    @Supermegaplayerman4 жыл бұрын

    Bruh I'm dead that was great

  • @huzheen
    @huzheen4 жыл бұрын

    What a nice quality ❤

  • @kyliem422
    @kyliem4224 жыл бұрын

    I was dying at 8:04-8:14 😂

  • @biba.sa01
    @biba.sa014 жыл бұрын

    ❤❤❤❤😭😭😭🤣 you really just deserve the world man!

  • @brandonpuckett9171
    @brandonpuckett91714 жыл бұрын

    Why is your camera so good bruh😂😂

  • @kaylathompson8218
    @kaylathompson82184 жыл бұрын

    What is that? WhaT is tHat? *What is that* ? Lol Chad this is hilarious 😭😭😭

  • @queenpattybeblessed6042
    @queenpattybeblessed60424 жыл бұрын

    Good video chaz

  • @nnikibbear
    @nnikibbear4 жыл бұрын

    That murder one though. 😂😂😂

  • @s.m.9997
    @s.m.99974 жыл бұрын

    2:57 dyingg😂😂😂

  • @Yourmomsfavourite2000
    @Yourmomsfavourite20003 жыл бұрын

    Some of those were hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aidanherbert3223
    @aidanherbert32233 жыл бұрын

    Man his 4 goals are great 😂😂😂

  • @AlkalineInsides
    @AlkalineInsides4 жыл бұрын

    I mean, I'm sure you know how amazing your teeth are. You have one of the best smiles in the world.

  • @Haru-rs2su
    @Haru-rs2su4 жыл бұрын

    This is such an interesting video, but what is that constant creaking sound?

  • @dani9194
    @dani91942 жыл бұрын

    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT 1:16 through 2:01 OMG I KEEP REWATCHING IT AND IT JUST GETS FUNNIER CAUSE THATS HOW I PICTURE HOW HE SOUNDS TOO OMG 🤣🤣

  • @meklitfirdawok6811
    @meklitfirdawok68114 жыл бұрын

    I think I heard his mom calling marco because I remember replying with polo somewhere 😂

  • @elijahrichter
    @elijahrichter4 жыл бұрын

    you should update your lens so we don't have to hearing that crunching noise every time it tries to auto focus

  • @MontellFishMusic
    @MontellFishMusic4 жыл бұрын

    hilarious 😂😂

  • @bellad5968
    @bellad59684 жыл бұрын

    3:58 *me embellishing my job application*

  • @driftliketokyo34ftw35
    @driftliketokyo34ftw352 жыл бұрын

    5:29 that was spot on.

  • @dynamicjuice8736
    @dynamicjuice87364 жыл бұрын

    Bro chaz smith I can sense your vibing right now

  • @biobabper123
    @biobabper1234 жыл бұрын

    Final two are my fav.......LMAOXD!!!!!

  • @AutyGrayC
    @AutyGrayC4 жыл бұрын

    Those old internet sounds bro. 👌

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