It’s the “Biologically speaking” that gets me😂

@dadbodenvy4247

11 ай бұрын

Conservatives using "biology" to justify their political beliefs is definitely a rising trend

@lone_333

11 ай бұрын

Biologically speaking is innately is a woman thing. Lol

@sublimeade

11 ай бұрын

ha ha so like um, metaphorically speaking ...

@lovejunkie490

11 ай бұрын

@@lone_333🤡

@GaganSingh-nx2yv

10 ай бұрын

​@@sublimeadelet's say, hypothetically, for the sake of argument......

An attempt to make the podcasts into a joke was made and then they found out nothing would have to be changed

@Mr.Marbles

11 ай бұрын

yeah its just slightly overplayed at some points and thats it. i dont even mean this ironic. these podcasts are literally this dumb most of the time.

@rokpepeshogun

11 ай бұрын

it's the alpha sneakop podcasts nobody asked for but we got, besides Shawn Ryan, Lex Fridmann and Joe, there's not really a good one, maybe one underground

@lenjonxiii

11 ай бұрын

The jokes write themselves

@holymosey2556

11 ай бұрын

how dare you put "alpha" and "shawn ryan" in the same sentence. no one worth their mothafuckin' salt will call themselves "alpha males." 😂 but hey, don't get it twisted, ya dig?@@rokpepeshogun

@rokpepeshogun

11 ай бұрын

@@holymosey2556 seems like you had beer too much

The "name one book" got me so hard 🤣🤣

@stevecooper7883

11 ай бұрын

There was no answer.... 😢

@Kometheus

11 ай бұрын

People think that kid is a genius

@sawsbone7303

11 ай бұрын

it got you hard? 🤨🤨

@porlarazonoporlafuerza6424

11 ай бұрын

​@@sawsbone7303yeah, the book did 😏

@johnnielurker

11 ай бұрын

yo chill yo dick

The Alpha bro then proceeded to go online and sell his 'escape the system' and masculinity courses to unsuspecting young 12 - 15 year olds. All while berating them for not having a Bugatti.....

@turolretar

11 ай бұрын

I actually have a Bugatti... winter hat.

@lolasdm6959

11 ай бұрын

what color is your bugatti? sir i am 4

@woodside4life

11 ай бұрын

We’re all living in the matrix

@myronbourne6937

11 ай бұрын

And all those 12-15 year olds improved their life drastically

@lolasdm6959

11 ай бұрын

@@myronbourne6937 L

Never stop making these. I swear this is the next million view series, funniest content since the trevorwallace “dude” videos

@PhilL30tard0

11 ай бұрын

Noooooooooo Duuuude 😫

@carsonhunt4642

11 ай бұрын

Yea I don’t care for the say random things loudly gen z humor crap, but bangers like this one are why I’ve been subbed to cherd’s for over a decade. Only the og’s remember his misfit channel where he trolled feminists😂

@MandoCarlrisian

11 ай бұрын

This is the funniest cherdley content in a while. I just wish he had done it way earlier cause a few people have made jokes about alpha podcasts 😂

@kadikiss

11 ай бұрын

​@@carsonhunt4642 "Emo is just a phase!"

@hui975

4 ай бұрын

This didn't age well. It go less that 400 thousand views. Stop the cap

1 like and i'll bring you on my private jet to japan....

@SaultoPaul

11 ай бұрын

Good shit

@N30NR10T

11 ай бұрын

Are strippers during or after the flight? Mile High Club, baby!!!

@realgungeek93

11 ай бұрын

I love your recent justin waller impressions, awsome!

@ghnbtrcv8672

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 man u killin it

@BartAfterDark

11 ай бұрын

Only if we split the check

The funniest part is that this isn't even parody it's a straight up reenactment of an alpha podcast.

@hui975

4 ай бұрын

No if you watch the content they never say things like the best part about a man is not his personality but how much money he has. This skit had no coherence with reality. Whereas if you watch a liberal struggle to answer basic questions about gender identity you would think they are trolling.

@TheSpidersider

4 ай бұрын

@@hui975 Cope.

@rutgerhauser2377

2 ай бұрын

Right down to the women guests they have on promoting their OF.

"do you believe that women deserve rights?" "yeah" budum tss budum tss budum tss budum tss budum tss

@rapdied2023

11 ай бұрын

What a joke right😂

@lolasdm6959

11 ай бұрын

Most coherent Alpha thought

@antisora13

11 ай бұрын

It’s called a “rimjob”

@marvin2678

11 ай бұрын

huh who said they dont ?

@rapdied2023

11 ай бұрын

@@marvin2678 Me

This was spot on 😂 I just hope those Alpha podcasters know that this is how they come off.

@danielgriff2659

11 ай бұрын

have you even watched those? Whatever.

@Jigen311

11 ай бұрын

​@@danielgriff2659a whole podcast of that? Good lord please no, I can barely endure a single short from that nonsense garbage

@richardbrito2348

11 ай бұрын

Of course I have. Some Podcaster pays a bunch of scantily clad girls to sit in the studio while he gets on his soap box and puts them down for an hour. Thus, making himself and his viewers feel better about being rejected by these exact same girls back in high school.

@NatalieV0331

11 ай бұрын

have you?@@danielgriff2659

@marvin2678

11 ай бұрын

nah ahahah @@richardbrito2348

This is by far the most effective way to rid the internet of the alpha podcast hosts. Make them into hilarious satire that roasts the shit out of em. Keep it up Cherds

@go_gorilla_go

11 ай бұрын

The braindead chimps who actually watch them are incapable of understanding how dumb and harmful they are though.

@jwbmore101

11 ай бұрын

Next do race hustle podcasts you think its funny watch the ones that want to talk about reparations lol

@blissseeker4719

11 ай бұрын

No it won't because they have good points.

@Jack-zj1ug

11 ай бұрын

@@blissseeker4719pause. Who has good points exactly?

@Jukelikesgames

11 ай бұрын

They’re not going anywhere. They serve an important role in the internet ecosystem. The soy must be ratiod.

The “name 1 book” part got me😂

@KingKong-mp6gj

11 ай бұрын

Actually based on a real situation�

@Cruel_Concept

11 ай бұрын

@@KingKong-mp6gj I’m well aware

“How GAPING is your v$#*$@“ bro is so accurate 😂

@Skaxarrat

11 ай бұрын

You can say "vagina" mate, this ain't Sesame Street.

Don't forget to call them "Delusional" every time you can for every reason in the comments especially if any girl does not agree with you, yay :D

@lolasdm6959

11 ай бұрын

"I actually feel like I am human too" "STOP BEING DELUSIONAL GROW UP"

@akj3344

11 ай бұрын

Maybe some guys do that but I gurantee most dont. You cant just blame an entire gender for something a minority does. Thats just delusional.

@TheTm9090

11 ай бұрын

@@akj3344this comment is like an ogre, it has layers

@viet_171

11 ай бұрын

@@akj3344 nobody talking bout the whole gender dumbass, it's about alpha podcasts hosts retard

@Blakoss

11 ай бұрын

This reads like a post made by a delusional female

According to the law of DiCaprio the age of expiration is 25.

Notice how this was made AFTER Fresh and Fit lose their KZread deal lol

@johnwerner69

11 ай бұрын

Perfect timing!

@marvin2678

11 ай бұрын

what did they do

@johnwerner69

11 ай бұрын

@@marvin2678 that's a long list

@Ever__Evolving

11 ай бұрын

​@@marvin2678One of them performed a n@zi salute while wearing a white sheet over his head. The other made gorilla gestures and sounds when referencing a brown person.

@myronbourne6937

11 ай бұрын

They got demonetized, they didn't lose a deal

The interrupting and asking questions and then answering them themselves is spot on 😂

@ThatisnotHair

10 ай бұрын

As if women are right

This was spot on and hilarious 😂😂😂 Thank you, I needed this in my life

"So women are locks and men are keys, right? And..."

@kakyoin3836

11 ай бұрын

I fucking hate this comparison. Its so stupid, just because of the shape of the genitals ?? What the fuck can you read out of that.

@Originalchili

11 ай бұрын

Generally speaking yes

@romilrh

11 ай бұрын

@@Originalchili Knew there was gonna be at least one brainwashed incel that would take the pathetic bullshit everyone is mocking here seriously

@Gaphalor

11 ай бұрын

​@@OriginalchiliThis is what I told the medics after getting stuck in my doorlock. I have mistaken it for a women. I think they should write a warning onto those locks. I gonna sue the door company for that mistake of not writing it clearly that this in matter of fact is no women. I hope I'll get 1 million dollars from them and then I sue these podcast guys who told me that!!!

@Originalchili

11 ай бұрын

@@Gaphalor good luck

This is my new favorite podcast.. I bet he made 400 milli in just the time it took to watch.

@lolasdm6959

11 ай бұрын

more likely FBI just seized 400mil of his property in this time because of his human trafficking crimes.

"Name one book" LOL

@gabrielblacklock3921

11 ай бұрын

Game of Thrones!

@shepparddh

11 ай бұрын

@@gabrielblacklock3921 no such thing

This whole thing wraps up all the 5 hour podcasts lmao

With the Fresh and Fit sound bites lmao

Cherds is amazing in this, but the girls are great too. Their facial expressions and body language, and their delivery of the lines perfectly shows how awkward and insane these podcasts are

@AC-mp7cx

10 ай бұрын

yes the guests on these podcasts are the wild part

@rutgerhauser2377

2 ай бұрын

@@AC-mp7cx I'm pretty sure these guests appear on those podcasts.

You forgot to make the Alpha perpetually sweating with veins popping out of his forehead at all times because he is so angry for no reason and full of steroids.

@ThatisnotHair

10 ай бұрын

Can you tell me in which podcasts such things happen?

@YungLilBoii

10 ай бұрын

@thatisnothair6332 I think his name is Justin. He's the Alpha-man who was clearly an incel/nerd at one point, but jammed enough steroids in his system to become decent enough looking and be in good shape. He's perpetually moist. And when a woman asks him a solid fallacy-free question, he gets angry and veins start popping out of his neck and head. Every time. The dude is so moist...

@Earl3333

10 ай бұрын

Which Alfa hurt you and made you cry

@YungLilBoii

10 ай бұрын

@@Earl3333 His name is Justin. I'm pretty sure. He's the kinda red headed fella on all those podcasts. He hurts me so much with his perpetual grease on his face.

@pan6529

4 ай бұрын

@@ThatisnotHair andrew tate 😂😂 a woman stated her opinion and he got soo pissed off about it lol

Thanks Jwaller! Dropping so many knowledge bombs on us.

This is so accurate at first i hesitated to click because the preview was exactly like those podcasts you see around that pretend to be "alpha". Luckly i recognized the channel.

The “name one book” reference was awesome 😂

I learned so much from this, thank you!!!

No one can pull off the “name 10 books” line other than the King himself

Him doing his own soundbites was the cherry on top

Cherdleys makin it out of the matrix with this one

I love your content, thanks for this lol.

Nice disguise, but you won't fool me, Agent Smith!

"On a scale of 1 to 10..Appearance wise..." Lmfao I was hoping you would reference that

Roasting like 4 different podcasts in 2 minutes is legendary

Got right into it with this one 😂

@chaffeyable

11 ай бұрын

It is piss though pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/

This was so perfectly crafted. I was cringing harder andd getting more progressively frustrated with each new sentence

amazingly accurate. please do more

Loving the new outro

That WOMEN SUUUUCK got me so Damm hard XD

this podcast is so brave and real

*he just throws money and peaces out That’s a power move

literally nothing changed in the satire. this is exactly the same as the original content and it's still just as funny. good job.

Need more of this. With more sass from Kazumi.

This is the first video i have seen of you. this was hilarious.

The "I get back before my wife even wakes up" part killed me. This is brilliant.

Lol this is absolutely brilliant, I love it! Great job, Cherdleys!!!

Very insightful interview. I learned a lot about woman today.

already in tears just from looking at the thumbnail

The sound tracks sent me😭🤣🤣📣📣

i need the bloopers of this 😂😂😂

Ngl this should've been longer😂😂 this is so good 😂

Gotta include the high pitch bell when they make a point

I'm escaping the matrix with this one!

OMG i love this podcast. only the truth is told

👍🏼👍🏼 That was spot on!

This is so accurate it should go under the urban dictionary definition of alpha podcast.

@ThatisnotHair

10 ай бұрын

Strawmann version

I'm listening in my earbud while driving and it took me a minute to realize this was satire omgggg

I FUCKING love this. So, so much.

Pleaseeee keep making these

The soundboard was short of that "Don DeMarco" drop to make it complete 👌🏾

this is really good !😂

All I needed was the thumbnail title to know EXACTLY what was gonna be discussed 😂

The squirt is just piss right 😂

I'm not going to lie. I've legit been waiting for this channel to do this. 10/10

The soundboard was perfect

better than the last podcast skit, i mean, i laughed in the beinging ending was kinda funny

He nail it when cuts the video before they and and when he ignored them when they tried to speak.

Hahaha this is so aweseme and accurate 😂😂

“Name one book” took me out 💀

That pink cup was strategically placed

Ive watched all the vids they referenced hahaha feels good

"Name one book" bruuuhhh 💀

"name one book" I about died there.

Dude.. this is too accurate lol.

I randomly played this in public and whilst the ad was still playing I thought its definitely a good idea to put volume to zero. I was right

Another BANGER

this was fucking gold thank you

I fuckin love this character 😂

I will be subscribing to this podcasts patreon

the "name one book" kid was legit

Staggeringly accurate.

Well done... exactly 💯

this is brilliant

BRUUUUUHHHHH THIS IS SO ACCURATE!!!!! JAJAJAJAJJA

Nailed this one!😂

Anyone else catch the “HOWEVER” instead of “Whatever” in the thumbnail pic. Nice touch, I see you guys 😂

Whens the next episode? Shit dope yo

crazy bc this could jus be "highlight" clips from one of those podcasts lol they really talk and think like that

This is VERY accurate.

Bro going wild on that soundboard is a carbon copy of FnF

Havent have so much laught for a looong tiimee

I think it’s funny how she ranked being able to read more highly than being highly educated.

They couldn’t name one book!

@romilrh

11 ай бұрын

The power of cutting away before someone can answer the question

All you're missing is ad reads for blue chew and vitamix.

Airhorns had me dead.

"Name one book" *name of cook books*

All it’s missing is the Asian gal with the imperial German helmet.

see the female brain responds to confidence

Where is the full podcast