When BATMAN beat down SUPERMAN for being a good HERO

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Batman v Superman Dawn of Justice is the demonstration of why Batman is the best Justice League member and NOT SuperFRAUDman.
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  • @Jaystation21
    @Jaystation216 ай бұрын

    Batman looking back at us like "Bro DO something"😂😂 like tf he expect US humans to do against a KRYPTONIAN😂😂

  • @langstonglass2852

    @langstonglass2852

    6 ай бұрын

    He looking for someone for him to tap out with💀

  • @langstonglass2852

    @langstonglass2852

    6 ай бұрын

    Ain’t nobody coming mf

  • @michaeljamesjr.

    @michaeljamesjr.

    6 ай бұрын

    Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 😂😂😂😂

  • @MellowMan339

    @MellowMan339

    6 ай бұрын

    He got that ZOOKEEPER energy 😂

  • @michaeljamesjr.

    @michaeljamesjr.

    6 ай бұрын

    @@MellowMan339 🤣🤣😅😅

  • @illuminossentertainment3253
    @illuminossentertainment32536 ай бұрын

    "Superman saving too many people." *Glances at Metropolis*

  • @FierceDeity35

    @FierceDeity35

    6 ай бұрын

    "Where?"

  • @Lazyguy143

    @Lazyguy143

    6 ай бұрын

    To be fair, imagine the city if Superman did nothing.

  • @memetos9375

    @memetos9375

    6 ай бұрын

    Bros acting like Metropolis Wasn’t *Literally* being *Terraformed*

  • @bigred212

    @bigred212

    6 ай бұрын

    @@Lazyguy143 fair tho actually knowing how to fight would minimize damage to the city by a lot and make his fights end quicker Bro consistently plays no block defense for no reason 🗿

  • @ryboi1337

    @ryboi1337

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@Lazyguy143 less destroyed. A lot of villains are after superman himself and the city gets destroyed as collateral damage

  • @Frenchtoast.5
    @Frenchtoast.56 ай бұрын

    Then he has the nerve to say “NOW TALK!!!”

  • @blankboy_

    @blankboy_

    6 ай бұрын

    every time smh

  • @NahImmaDoMyOwnThing984

    @NahImmaDoMyOwnThing984

    6 ай бұрын

    @@blankboy_L.O.L

  • @yvngxpxrcs9835

    @yvngxpxrcs9835

    6 ай бұрын

    @@blankboy_do the justice league snyder cut final fight

  • @Ouerspce

    @Ouerspce

    6 ай бұрын

    😭😭😭😭😭

  • @OrochiAlter9713

    @OrochiAlter9713

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@blankboy_especially the Arkham Series Batman. You do one minor income, next thing you know, Batman crippled you for life

  • @Azodo
    @Azodo6 ай бұрын

    batman got so much potential as a villain

  • @robertlewisreacts5753

    @robertlewisreacts5753

    6 ай бұрын

    OH he was a Multiverse threat In Dark Metal Comics

  • @yukuzai1180

    @yukuzai1180

    6 ай бұрын

    @@robertlewisreacts5753bwl isn’t really a good antagonist

  • @DYREWOLF

    @DYREWOLF

    6 ай бұрын

    Owlman

  • @Kennyisdarkvanilla

    @Kennyisdarkvanilla

    6 ай бұрын

    Batman who Laughs has entered the chat.

  • @bobopatchnosuke229

    @bobopatchnosuke229

    6 ай бұрын

    @@yukuzai1180 He is.

  • @HMZeroTwo
    @HMZeroTwo6 ай бұрын

    Never seen a superhero be mad at others for saving the day, like just be grateful that your lazy ahh don't gotta do anything 😭

  • @bigred212

    @bigred212

    6 ай бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣 Bruce was more mad at the fact he causes a lot of collateral damage Which is valid he do be chucking cars at villains to miss Doesn't help he plays no block defense either

  • @Ace-0f-Spadez

    @Ace-0f-Spadez

    6 ай бұрын

    The plot is inconsistent but at the time superman went to a diff country and killed people and was framed for even more murder as well as going unchecked and causing wayyy too much damage in man of steel he also got a vision from the future saying he’s right about Superman being bad

  • @durrangodsgrief6503

    @durrangodsgrief6503

    6 ай бұрын

    @@Ace-0f-Spadez ok he does nothing and people die bro what are y'all on damage zod was out for blood

  • @Ace-0f-Spadez

    @Ace-0f-Spadez

    6 ай бұрын

    @@durrangodsgrief6503 I won’t get into how bad a movie man of steel is but the entire final battle could’ve been avoided and it doesn’t help that Clark just throws people into populated areas like a idiot

  • @Khajitxi

    @Khajitxi

    6 ай бұрын

    Batman’s like a baby cousin trying to start shit. You COULD whup their ass in one go, but then you end up looking like a bully. You think. Clark’s momma was gonna hear him if he said Batman farted on him? No way. This is why you get stuck giving them time to rethink their life choices so that when the real ass whupping comes they’ve dug their own grave. But Batman’s got that plot armour so he’s always gonna get bailed out before shit gets real.

  • @sterlingburton5107
    @sterlingburton51076 ай бұрын

    "I wish you beat the joker's ass the way you beat mine." ~Jason Todd, probably

  • @nathannix3217

    @nathannix3217

    6 ай бұрын

    He’s said that before

  • @justinbryan6249

    @justinbryan6249

    6 ай бұрын

    Bruce did put Joker in a body cast for 6 months (after Joker killed Jason).

  • @towertorturials3950

    @towertorturials3950

    5 ай бұрын

    @@justinbryan6249 Bro didn't let that slide

  • @towertorturials3950

    @towertorturials3950

    5 ай бұрын

    kind of

  • @towertorturials3950

    @towertorturials3950

    5 ай бұрын

    yeah actually bro let that slide

  • @LILBOYNLE
    @LILBOYNLE6 ай бұрын

    Mf was really finna kill Superman for being a hero. 💀

  • @NMbones98

    @NMbones98

    6 ай бұрын

    Nah he was really tryin to kill superman for runnin his b!tch @$$ mouth at the daily planet, causing collateral damage that killed many people, and getting in the way tryin to mess up the Bats plans yes he definitely earned that 10 piece injustice combo lol 🤣

  • @LILBOYNLE

    @LILBOYNLE

    6 ай бұрын

    @@NMbones98 NAH the injustice combo is wild you funny as hell 😂

  • @NMbones98

    @NMbones98

    6 ай бұрын

    @@LILBOYNLE he did do that sh!t to him to the grapple attack from the game bro lol. Nah in all seriousness we all know Batman dies to Superman normally Batman needs the cheats to beat him that's just what it is but if Batman had the same powers as Superman Batman would legitimately bully him like a normal criminal lol 🤣.

  • @LILBOYNLE

    @LILBOYNLE

    6 ай бұрын

    @@NMbones98 you ain't lying bro 💀 bro would've bullied him

  • @zaipollizamabdulmalek5822

    @zaipollizamabdulmalek5822

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@LILBOYNLEi mean if we give superman the same intellect(why is he not smarter anyway he is kryptonian) and martial art skill as bruce, that it pretty mucb be the same situation.

  • @Lazyguy143
    @Lazyguy1436 ай бұрын

    Beating Superman with Kryptonite is the equivalent of beating prime Mike Tyson with a gun.

  • @justsomerandomdudewhowatch1123

    @justsomerandomdudewhowatch1123

    6 ай бұрын

    Fr, it’s not an achievement if your nerfing bro mid fight just so you can catch an ez dub.

  • @nathanchristman6660

    @nathanchristman6660

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@justsomerandomdudewhowatch1123how tf else is batman gonna win? 😂

  • @thejus.klenin9108

    @thejus.klenin9108

    6 ай бұрын

    The DCEU version of kryptonite doesn't completely Nerf supes his strength is peak human level

  • @XxAverageJoexX

    @XxAverageJoexX

    6 ай бұрын

    😂what? That makes zero sense. How is making Superman vulnerable the equivalent of shooting a boxer? How is fighting as a super being, fair to a human?

  • @cykablyat2003

    @cykablyat2003

    6 ай бұрын

    I mean either way it’s a W

  • @FierceDeity35
    @FierceDeity356 ай бұрын

    "its a very rare stone" "RARE MY ASS"

  • @illuminossentertainment3253

    @illuminossentertainment3253

    6 ай бұрын

    On God! Watch some random janitor find a piece of the shit while at work. He gonna be like: "To the Pawn Shop I go!"

  • @lilywoodrow7881

    @lilywoodrow7881

    6 ай бұрын

    "A purse snatcher I stopped the other day had like, three of them."

  • @fern8336

    @fern8336

    6 ай бұрын

    @@lilywoodrow7881it used to be just the green one, but now there’s all these other ones

  • @sebastianfontanez1081

    @sebastianfontanez1081

    6 ай бұрын

    Fortunately, in the DCEU, it was pretty rare

  • @MasterDu0666

    @MasterDu0666

    5 ай бұрын

    For real every villain and hero at this point got that shit on em

  • @immortalsaiyan9074
    @immortalsaiyan90746 ай бұрын

    05:54 That shot of Batman backing up in absolute fear and terror after the Kryptonite wears off always has me dying. Mans knew his free eats trial had just expired😂😂😂😂

  • @Crimson_Hebi

    @Crimson_Hebi

    6 ай бұрын

    Lmao Facts! It’s like Batman knew “Bro, chill. I didn’t mean to do all that… please don’t hurt me…”

  • @newyorkgunnaz3642

    @newyorkgunnaz3642

    6 ай бұрын

    Batman: Clark, chill, I was just playing, my mom's name is martha

  • @davidgordillo6583

    @davidgordillo6583

    6 ай бұрын

    Batman: it’s just a prank bro

  • @trevorisbigboi

    @trevorisbigboi

    5 ай бұрын

    Supes really said, what happened I thought men were brave

  • @TheStraightestWhitest

    @TheStraightestWhitest

    5 ай бұрын

    Look carefully at his right hand. He's faking it. He's reaching for the Kryptonite canister. I literally didn't notice this myself until I had already watched this fight like 10 times. It's a crazy detail. Earlier when he blasts Clark with it, you can see him putting the launcher and the canisters right on the hip he's reaching for in that shot.

  • @thatonesonicfanalsoenthusi4049
    @thatonesonicfanalsoenthusi40496 ай бұрын

    batman playing drake to stun superman is kinda relatable.

  • @cookiedoughbro5252

    @cookiedoughbro5252

    6 ай бұрын

    Especially if it's anything after Views

  • @delraycoles6145
    @delraycoles61456 ай бұрын

    Every fight they have is Superman trying really hard to not to kill Batman 😂

  • @bobopatchnosuke229

    @bobopatchnosuke229

    6 ай бұрын

    Superman be holding back.

  • @mockingjay4776

    @mockingjay4776

    5 ай бұрын

    In Futures End, Superman came at Batman enraged with the intent to kill him. Bruce activated all his Kryptonite defenses, and it meant nothing. Superman, f'ed him up, broke his back and left him for dead. That is the reality. If Supes wants Batman dead. He will be. The only reason Batman always wins is because he uses Supes nobility and friendship against him and betrays him.

  • @randyReeves-it7gs

    @randyReeves-it7gs

    5 ай бұрын

    @@mockingjay4776 injustice storyline 🤔

  • @campbellsjournal6537

    @campbellsjournal6537

    5 ай бұрын

    @@mockingjay4776 *gawk* *gawk* *gawK* glazing a fictional character is crazy

  • @Klinger57

    @Klinger57

    5 ай бұрын

    ​​@@campbellsjournal6537 Batman niggas can't accept any fact about Batman losing to 95% of anyone (with powers) in his world 😂😂

  • @smexyarkeyan3858
    @smexyarkeyan38586 ай бұрын

    Batman sense of justice is all over the place he can beat up Superman but can’t kill joker

  • @TheArkhamBatman_

    @TheArkhamBatman_

    6 ай бұрын

    This version of joker ain't really a world threat

  • @ETGsynth

    @ETGsynth

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@TheArkhamBatman_no, Jared Leto's Joker was just a threat to the fandom. 😭

  • @MisterPremium-rn4yt

    @MisterPremium-rn4yt

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@ETGsynth😂 fax

  • @newyorkgunnaz3642

    @newyorkgunnaz3642

    6 ай бұрын

    How is that equal though? He's beat up joker and Superman, and have killed neither. Well he has in the killing joke.

  • @selinawalsh9075

    @selinawalsh9075

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@newyorkgunnaz3642Tbf, he was going to kill Superman after being a killer for years... except Joker's also still alive. Yeah, I don't think Snyder thought that through.

  • @DONT-MIND-MY-PROFILE-PICTURE
    @DONT-MIND-MY-PROFILE-PICTURE6 ай бұрын

    I ain't ever watched Batman vs Superman. But the way you made it sound, was Absolute fire!

  • @thefunguy5069

    @thefunguy5069

    6 ай бұрын

    The ultimate edition was

  • @theawakening2.0

    @theawakening2.0

    6 ай бұрын

    @@thefunguy5069 yeah the theatrical cut was straight up ass

  • @giosbizarreart9048

    @giosbizarreart9048

    6 ай бұрын

    It absolutely was not

  • @brando3424

    @brando3424

    6 ай бұрын

    Ultimate Edition was pretty good. Theatrical version was meh

  • @tmac731

    @tmac731

    6 ай бұрын

    Both movies are amazing, the warehouse scene is the reason why Batfleck is the best Batman

  • @Devondavis-fm2dz
    @Devondavis-fm2dz6 ай бұрын

    I really was wanting supermen to win in that movie against batmen 😂😂😭

  • @dwallace8731

    @dwallace8731

    6 ай бұрын

    Me and my friend went to go see it. We were arguing over who was gonna win. I was rooting for Batman. I was cheesing by the end of it.

  • @Devondavis-fm2dz

    @Devondavis-fm2dz

    6 ай бұрын

    @@dwallace8731 men batman was cheating gang this men had to used superman weaknesses against him cause he knew superman was going pack him up in that fight but it cool at least they became homies in the end tho

  • @davidbrooks6594

    @davidbrooks6594

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@Devondavis-fm2dzthat boy Batman ain't trying to box for real, nigga stay cheating 😂

  • @hotub-harry

    @hotub-harry

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@Devondavis-fm2dzbro superman is a literal god. I think Bruce using weapons and kryptonite is pretty fair

  • @mikeminion739

    @mikeminion739

    6 ай бұрын

    @@hotub-harryit not fair kryptonite not only make superman vulnerable, it also make him very weak to the point where he can hardly move.

  • @mali24s46
    @mali24s466 ай бұрын

    I swear batman's greatest power is his plot armour 😭😭😭

  • @joshawnthabeast

    @joshawnthabeast

    6 ай бұрын

    Facts

  • @TheArkhamBatman_

    @TheArkhamBatman_

    6 ай бұрын

    *Average Fake DC fan that knows nothing else about batman*

  • @NMbones98

    @NMbones98

    6 ай бұрын

    Yet superman's is literally the concept of hope in the DC universe but somehow people still b!tching about Batman's plot armor is pure comedy to me lmfao 🤣

  • @gamerone7390

    @gamerone7390

    6 ай бұрын

    Bro they both got plot armor. Superman can punch universes now and batman can beat darkseid like wth

  • @draiocht1979

    @draiocht1979

    6 ай бұрын

    @@gamerone7390when did batma beat darksied

  • @michaeljamesjr.
    @michaeljamesjr.6 ай бұрын

    Batman is looking at us like "Bruh help me." We ain't helped you Batman get up 😅😅😂😂😂😂

  • @jamichealruiz

    @jamichealruiz

    3 ай бұрын

    Lmfao😂😂💀

  • @michaeljamesjr.

    @michaeljamesjr.

    3 ай бұрын

    @@jamichealruiz Lol 😂🤣

  • @langstonglass2852
    @langstonglass28526 ай бұрын

    The super power of prep time has me dying

  • @mirdabruski5785
    @mirdabruski57856 ай бұрын

    Let's be real Batman was hating cause Clarks mom was alive

  • @mirdabruski5785

    @mirdabruski5785

    6 ай бұрын

    *earth mom

  • @cookiedoughbro5252

    @cookiedoughbro5252

    6 ай бұрын

    Bro was jealous 💀

  • @Taepuffy1989
    @Taepuffy19896 ай бұрын

    I recently discovered your channel, I am wheezing, crying, and trying not to choke on my snacks right now with your commentary 😂😂😂 “This godly alien is losing to a mf who’s just depressed!” “Throwing Superman all the way off, breaking his back on a pile of Dababy albums” 😂😂

  • @yededeuzzi7375
    @yededeuzzi73756 ай бұрын

    2:08 Funnily enough, Tv Tropes calls that trope exactly what Bats was doing: Shooting Superman.

  • @buffbagwell123
    @buffbagwell1235 ай бұрын

    4:38 "This looney tunes cartoony ass windup he got" that combined with the acutal looney tunes music in the background has me super weak 🤣😂😂🤣☠️☠️☠️

  • @thatguy779
    @thatguy7796 ай бұрын

    Imagine if Superman lost his patience after the sound cannons- shortest DC movie in history lmao

  • @Metaphysicist

    @Metaphysicist

    5 ай бұрын

    But Clarke is a good man.

  • @92brunod

    @92brunod

    4 ай бұрын

    @@Metaphysicist A good man can snap. He'd still be a good man if he flew at super speed and threw Batman in the arctic or something.

  • @raytube4569

    @raytube4569

    4 ай бұрын

    Exactly, the Joker has SM mom. SM would’ve flown over there at Flash speed, and snapped BM neck before he knew what happened. I really think he lacked a sense of urgency for someone who just had their mom kidnapped.

  • @kosutokiriguya3205

    @kosutokiriguya3205

    3 ай бұрын

    If superman and batman went up again each other with intent to kill with no plot armor then it would go how that one seen in the boys where homelander is getting shot at so he sarcastically sticks arms up and acts scared, then he just lasers the guy in half. Or he'd just fly into the sky and listen for batman then orbital strike him with heat vision when he finds him.

  • @thatguy779

    @thatguy779

    3 ай бұрын

    @@kosutokiriguya3205 honestly he could just blow him away lol

  • @jonathansoares5454
    @jonathansoares54546 ай бұрын

    2:42 he said call green lantern I'm done💀

  • @BabuBabu-ip6oh
    @BabuBabu-ip6oh6 ай бұрын

    The fact that Batman has only been a villain like twice in the form of Owlman and the Batman who laughs when he be doing extra for fighting his own allies than against literal terrorists is beyond me

  • @nkemnoraulmanfredini7286

    @nkemnoraulmanfredini7286

    6 ай бұрын

    The hell are you yapping bout??

  • @leanmeanmenace1744

    @leanmeanmenace1744

    6 ай бұрын

    @@nkemnoraulmanfredini7286 that Batman has some serious unresolved issues mentally that affects his worldview at times and it shows in some of the very questionable decisions he makes while carrying out his duties as a vigiilante.

  • @fleunteur

    @fleunteur

    6 ай бұрын

    All of dark multiverse batman that BWL recruited : bruh Also superman has been a villain(his alternate sfelf) Even his pre crisis have an evil alternate which is Superboy Prime

  • @nkemnoraulmanfredini7286

    @nkemnoraulmanfredini7286

    6 ай бұрын

    Yeah. *Vigilante@@leanmeanmenace1744

  • @TheYoungReezy87

    @TheYoungReezy87

    6 ай бұрын

    He’s a vigilante not a hero that’s why

  • @Kyle.H.14
    @Kyle.H.146 ай бұрын

    My man always coming in clutch 🙏🏽

  • @jckangsen2545
    @jckangsen25456 ай бұрын

    THANK GOD BLANKBOY POSTED BRO I WAS REWATCHING OLD VIDEOS CAUSE I MISSED THE CONTENT BUT HE POSTED

  • @blankboy_

    @blankboy_

    6 ай бұрын

    perfect timing

  • @SilverByakuya
    @SilverByakuya6 ай бұрын

    Warehouse fight gotta come next after this. Bruce was on a kill streak.

  • @personahearts358
    @personahearts3586 ай бұрын

    This title has me dying cuz it’s true 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @editornoob4606

    @editornoob4606

    6 ай бұрын

    I honestly forgot why they were fighting

  • @symdollak9924
    @symdollak99246 ай бұрын

    2:52 that lady is our minister of education😭

  • @GamezK734

    @GamezK734

    3 ай бұрын

    Not Angie 😂😂😂

  • @shadowsavage3693
    @shadowsavage36936 ай бұрын

    1:43 Batman just used the Jordan Poole effect

  • @somedude1529
    @somedude15296 ай бұрын

    Plot is only reason Supes didn’t rip Batman out that suit and toss him into space

  • @Ilovekaiju

    @Ilovekaiju

    5 ай бұрын

    Superman is a friendly farmboy, he's too nice to do that

  • @liamkalfayan9770
    @liamkalfayan97706 ай бұрын

    I was dying at 6:04 because it was really like that fr

  • @Outlaw7263
    @Outlaw72636 ай бұрын

    Fun Fact: This movie was inspired by the Dark Knight Returns comic. Which has 2 movies in MAX if anyone is interested. They're really good, I recommend them.

  • @NahImmaDoMyOwnThing984
    @NahImmaDoMyOwnThing9846 ай бұрын

    Batman’s on demontime. Or should I say….Battime 😈

  • @NotSoOriginal06
    @NotSoOriginal066 ай бұрын

    Superman was just mad because he aint get his $16 from Bruce

  • @optimvsprinceps1845
    @optimvsprinceps18456 ай бұрын

    Need a "When Batman spun the block on the Suicide Squad" from the movie Batman: Assault on Arkham

  • @steveyj3002
    @steveyj30026 ай бұрын

    And the worst part is they have to dumb down and power down Superman so Batman can actually have a legitimate chance

  • @billyboleson2830

    @billyboleson2830

    6 ай бұрын

    BAtmans has the strongest plot armor

  • @TheStraightestWhitest

    @TheStraightestWhitest

    5 ай бұрын

    It's literally just Kryptonite weakening him.

  • @kosutokiriguya3205

    @kosutokiriguya3205

    3 ай бұрын

    Superman has reflexes second only to speedsters like the flash. You think he wouldn't notice that batman is about to shoot kryptonite again?@@TheStraightestWhitest

  • @TheStraightestWhitest

    @TheStraightestWhitest

    3 ай бұрын

    @@kosutokiriguya3205 No, because he was still extremely weakened from the first batch. Just because he was able to resist human punches again doesn't mean he was back to full. Watch what happens when Superman dunks him through the floor immediately after. He tries lifting Batman and literally fails and groans before halfway dropping him the first time (it's the scene right before 6:10. Then he gets angrier and finally manages to throw him, but it costs him all his effort. He screams like madman to get it done. He got like 0.1% of his powers back. That's enough to be able to toss grown men and be immune to their strikes again, but not enough to react to everything like he's full health. Also, he wasn't thinking clearly since he didn't bother dodging it, and that makes sense considering he's really angry at this point and has never come into contact with Kryptonite before three minutes ago. He's very obviously confused.

  • @michaeljamesjr.
    @michaeljamesjr.6 ай бұрын

    Batman had the nerve to talking all sh!t to Superman he lucky supes didn't turn him into ground burger beef or send him to the moon Batman, we ain't helping you fighting Superman 😂😂😂😂😅😅😅

  • @Unknown07-ic6kr
    @Unknown07-ic6kr5 ай бұрын

    4:47 bro this had me in the grave🤣💀

  • @DeMarDeRozan-qn7mh
    @DeMarDeRozan-qn7mh6 ай бұрын

    1:03 the disrespect

  • @dryames4319
    @dryames43196 ай бұрын

    Mad respect for your increased work rate. Onwards and upwards💪🏾

  • @blackmagician7645
    @blackmagician76456 ай бұрын

    1:55 He would have also the dragon balls. The galactic planet sized ones from super. With the dragon already summoned in the background awaiting Batman's wishes. 😂

  • @avidreader6534
    @avidreader65346 ай бұрын

    "I miss my mom and dad" got me dying at work bro

  • @SMG4ANIMATED

    @SMG4ANIMATED

    4 ай бұрын

    I was laughing to and I was dying

  • @A1Clxbz
    @A1Clxbz6 ай бұрын

    Can we be real, A bloodlusted Superman is stomping Batman kypotonite or not.

  • @ComicEdits313

    @ComicEdits313

    6 ай бұрын

    Honestly if we’re real, a Batman With Superman’s Powers is Washing Clark Straight up.

  • @deangeloquinzell3964

    @deangeloquinzell3964

    6 ай бұрын

    @@ComicEdits313a Batman with Superman powers would defeat the whole point Batman was “trying” to make. When you’re rich, alone, run around at night in a tight leather costume as a bat, and have all the time in the world; I hope you know some type of martial arts

  • @emerylsg

    @emerylsg

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@ComicEdits313keep crying. supes stomps batman in every normal circumstance

  • @Ilovekaiju

    @Ilovekaiju

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@emerylsgHe's right though. If Batman had supes powers he'd give Clark one of them Arkham combos.

  • @that0neni99a

    @that0neni99a

    5 ай бұрын

    @@emerylsgKeep coping while Batman keeps beating Super bitch up 😂🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @Doink-ql9rp
    @Doink-ql9rp6 ай бұрын

    Batman is such an elite hater that he made plans to get his getback on EVERY SUPERHERO in the leauge. Thats some next level hating

  • @VGTIMEDBS
    @VGTIMEDBS6 ай бұрын

    That Martha scene made my boy walk out the theater. I didn't blame him.

  • @liamgallagher3833
    @liamgallagher38336 ай бұрын

    "Batman is there waiting ready to go with two thousand pounds of armor on" is a literal ton of armor. Well played.

  • @CausticSalsa
    @CausticSalsa6 ай бұрын

    The way Bruce hits the “now hold on” stance after the kryptonite wears off is WIIILLLDDDD

  • @LightspeeedGames
    @LightspeeedGames6 ай бұрын

    batman looking back at the audience like we were the ones who started a fight with a kryptonian

  • @IrabajiOS
    @IrabajiOS6 ай бұрын

    “Man give it up before I throw you into the moon” na I’m dying bc if he did bro would’ve ended that man’s whole career🤣🤣

  • @garygayle6970
    @garygayle69706 ай бұрын

    Do you know how much plot armor had to be put into batman vs superman for batman to win. It's a lot and like a lot more than people think or realize.

  • @Zekken_absolute_sword
    @Zekken_absolute_sword6 ай бұрын

    Batman: "now talk" Pov: man is already half dead💀

  • @takeruneverborn4740
    @takeruneverborn47406 ай бұрын

    My Man Clark was a bigger man than me for real because some snobbish rich guy came to my turf and start telling me how to do things and trying to use Kryptonite and Lead against me His Ass would be a Grass Stain for real

  • @owenleal
    @owenleal6 ай бұрын

    Batman when The Joker blows up another orphanage: "I cant allow myself to kill him. Then he would win" Batman plotting to beam his own friends the second they step a toe out of line: "Its for the good of the planet. We have to be prepared."

  • @DougieYT
    @DougieYT6 ай бұрын

    Batman was being an unnecessary menace in Batman Vs Superman 😂.

  • @steezbekillin

    @steezbekillin

    6 ай бұрын

    N!gga was on Arkham mode💀😭

  • @Mr_Muda_Himself
    @Mr_Muda_Himself6 ай бұрын

    3:14 He saw that "my favorite" twitter meme and tried to get a wiff.

  • @Cyborgmustyah.
    @Cyborgmustyah.5 ай бұрын

    The thumbnails always get me

  • @davidbrooks6594
    @davidbrooks65946 ай бұрын

    So basically all this could have been avoided if Batman used his words like a big boy, but when he sees all the God level dudes he had to fight now he wants to be friends with Superman. Supes a better man than me i would have told that nigga to use his prep time to beat Doomsday😂

  • @archlectoryarvi2873
    @archlectoryarvi28736 ай бұрын

    That Mike Tysonese clip was foul 😂

  • @keyy_4379
    @keyy_43796 ай бұрын

    I needed this

  • @blankboy_

    @blankboy_

    6 ай бұрын

    W pfp

  • @SSmith-eu9vw
    @SSmith-eu9vw6 ай бұрын

    Superman doesn't just save innocent people, He's trying to save the villain from themselves.

  • @nicoflight3982
    @nicoflight39826 ай бұрын

    0:54 thats funny because Batman never wanted Wonderwoman

  • @comicbooknerd3570
    @comicbooknerd35706 ай бұрын

    Your commentary on the warehouse fight would be legendary 🙌🏾🙌🏾

  • @NK-dt1kp
    @NK-dt1kp6 ай бұрын

    You should really check out the DCAMU, bunch of well animated DC movies. The fight scenes are so good and many, I'd love to see your hilarious spectating of em

  • @1xmar935
    @1xmar9356 ай бұрын

    1:22 😂😂

  • @toun4802
    @toun48025 ай бұрын

    "I MISS MY MOM AND DAD" "K."

  • @echoecho4666
    @echoecho46666 ай бұрын

    The crazy part of all of that , is that Batman placed all his weapons in the exact right place as if he predicted how the fight will go like , superman literally sent him way far from the starting point

  • @randomrave6635
    @randomrave66356 ай бұрын

    i went to see this movie in theaters with my older brother in 3d it was one of the best moments from my childhood

  • @joshawnthabeast
    @joshawnthabeast6 ай бұрын

    In reality we all know Super Man should sneeze on Batman and destroy him but I digress the amount of plot armor Batman has is insane 😂😂

  • @NMbones98

    @NMbones98

    6 ай бұрын

    Nah that's bullsh!t Superman is literally the concept of hope that's literally the biggest plot armor people just be hating for no reason.

  • @sebastianfontanez1081

    @sebastianfontanez1081

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@NMbones98 Batman once beat Superman by spitting kryptonite gum into his eyes, and he _didn't_ get radiation poisoning from having radioactive material turned into gum, and then chewing the highly radioactive space rock turned chewing gum anywhere from several hours to several minutes. That is the definition of plot armor

  • @NMbones98

    @NMbones98

    6 ай бұрын

    @@sebastianfontanez1081 your example is just showing the absurdity of a comic book meanwhile superman has good guys always wins against evil plot armor being the concept of hope Trump's any example you give my guy.

  • @sebastianfontanez1081

    @sebastianfontanez1081

    6 ай бұрын

    @@NMbones98 Except, Superman _has_ lost before, he _has_ failed before, the good guys _have_ lost before. Hell he's died multiple times. Even with all his power he doesn't always get the victory, and that's fine. Any fan with more than 2 brain cells will acknowledge that despite all his power, he can't save everyone. Ultimately, it's hard to think of a time where Superman single handedly won and go "Yeah, that doesn't check out, feels like plot armor" because almost all of his victories _make sense._ His victories fall in line with his abilities. The majority of Batman fans, when faced with the fact that the one relatively normal person on the Justice League _can't_ always win, on the other hand..... Ultimately, the reason it's so hard to think of a time where Superman single handedly won and go "Yeah, that doesn't check out, feels like plot armor" is because almost all of his victories _make sense._ His victories fall in line with his abilities. Meanwhile you have Batman somehow surviving a fall into the Earths atmosphere with nothing but his regular suit, his cape, and taking his suits outside underwear and putting them over his face.

  • @SunWukongYT

    @SunWukongYT

    6 ай бұрын

    @@sebastianfontanez1081spitting straight facts

  • @OGAROB
    @OGAROB5 ай бұрын

    7:26 IM DEAD🤣

  • @powerofdreamx
    @powerofdreamx6 ай бұрын

    I look forward to these! Let's go!

  • @Fenrir190
    @Fenrir1906 ай бұрын

    Man you got me to go back and rewatch the old 90s Batman cartoon. Between what this man did to Jason Todd and the original Robin and holding Superman back from ending the joker FOR DELETING LOUISE AND HIS UNBORN CHILD Bruce better grow eyes in the back and both sides of his head 🙃

  • @callmeivan2064

    @callmeivan2064

    6 ай бұрын

    Well we have the alternative time line when Superman connected Joker to God's WiFi, it's called Injustice

  • @Fenrir190

    @Fenrir190

    6 ай бұрын

    @@callmeivan2064 Never actually played injustice. I just watched a friend play from time to time. I remember Superman getting his get back on the joker in injustice 1. In the 2nd wasn't it mainly Superman's side beefing with Batman's side? As a kid batman was my fav DC character but as an adult, bruh seems like a complete dick 😂

  • @callmeivan2064

    @callmeivan2064

    6 ай бұрын

    @@Fenrir190 in injustice 1 superman went full tyrant after killing the joker. Shit got so bad even Harley Quinn buddies up with batman so take him down. Superman indiscriminately killed anyone that opposed him, including shazam (who was a kid) and just regular civilians that are protesting against Supes. Some superheroes joined batman to fight against superman's tyrade but most joined superman purely out of fear (including green lantern who later became the yellow lantern since.. Fear). Injustice Batman managed to teleport prime earth superheroes to his universe to take down superman. Honestly it's a really good story with a good game attached.

  • @Fenrir190

    @Fenrir190

    6 ай бұрын

    @@callmeivan2064 well damn... Might have to actually check those games out the next time I see them on sale. Sounds like a darker story which I tend to like. Much appreciate the synopsis!

  • @Dalegacy1984
    @Dalegacy19846 ай бұрын

    The Martha ending has me in tears lmao 🤣 good shit

  • @DeJhan04
    @DeJhan046 ай бұрын

    You and Super having a joint channel is one of the greatest things to happen to KZread

  • @samzilla567
    @samzilla5676 ай бұрын

    Superman was holding back in Round 1, because he was cooking Steppenwolf like dinner in Snyder Cut.

  • @Ilovekaiju

    @Ilovekaiju

    5 ай бұрын

    He was holding back and got his ass beat for it.

  • @soleonshae8657
    @soleonshae86576 ай бұрын

    It still kills me whenever he brings up that Batman loves to beat up guys that have a good reason to fight back

  • @uriah1426
    @uriah14266 ай бұрын

    Was literally just watching the avatar video, thank you for this

  • @tinotagwireyi5821
    @tinotagwireyi58216 ай бұрын

    Bro doesn’t disappoint love the content and consistency g

  • @legoshilovahh
    @legoshilovahh6 ай бұрын

    1:19 FOULL

  • @bobopatchnosuke229
    @bobopatchnosuke2296 ай бұрын

    Superman holds back a lot in character. Same as Thor.

  • @carloscallins7846

    @carloscallins7846

    5 ай бұрын

    Naw spider man be holding back the most out of all the characters

  • @bobopatchnosuke229

    @bobopatchnosuke229

    5 ай бұрын

    @@carloscallins7846 Not really. You can't quantify it. They hold back, we can't prove who does the most though. Maybe we can count the number of times they hold back on panel but we cant quantify the percentage they hold back.

  • @DiaNuclear
    @DiaNuclear6 ай бұрын

    6:06 That’s 💯 facts that man the fallen waited the second even felt the last heartbeat from fade away before he rolled out

  • @leomysky
    @leomysky4 ай бұрын

    Good analysis, thanks for the video, bro

  • @V-Battousai98
    @V-Battousai986 ай бұрын

    "Batman BOPS him on the head" 😂😂

  • @user-mw9zd2iv5x
    @user-mw9zd2iv5x6 ай бұрын

    Everybody knows that if you hit Superman with kryptonite he can't fight well enough to beat Batman. Batman is a MASTER at every single form of fighting so if you put him on equal footing with Superman strength wise he gonna win.

  • @char1194

    @char1194

    6 ай бұрын

    superman has fought off kryptonite with sheer willpower before. Who wins batman vs superman depends entirely on who the writer wants to win lmao

  • @tnmblonewolf8799

    @tnmblonewolf8799

    6 ай бұрын

    Superman actually knows various martial artists including kryptonian martial arts. Bruce isn’t washing a Superman who is actually trying to fight and win.

  • @crunchexo845

    @crunchexo845

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@tnmblonewolf8799if batman had Kryptonian powers he violating superman 😂

  • @sptflcrw8583

    @sptflcrw8583

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@crunchexo845he's had them before, and he lost.

  • @ComicEdits313

    @ComicEdits313

    6 ай бұрын

    ⁠@@tnmblonewolf8799most of the time Batman Teaches him Martial arts, Superman in the comics is trained by Batman and Wonder Woman.

  • @mehlessmidori602
    @mehlessmidori6026 ай бұрын

    The Injustice 2 theme behind this godly commentary makes this something else.

  • @pdcf1re55
    @pdcf1re556 ай бұрын

    You goated for putting the injustice theme 🔥

  • @speedyt1538
    @speedyt15386 ай бұрын

    0:28 BARSS🔥🔥

  • @camrendavis6650
    @camrendavis66506 ай бұрын

    I can't wait to see what the new Superman is going to be like

  • @SunWukongYT
    @SunWukongYT6 ай бұрын

    So many Ws today, got a fresh cut, new gaming laptop, and another Blankboy post

  • @shaundrellrichardson4404
    @shaundrellrichardson44046 ай бұрын

    “Whole squad takes off and his ass just in the back JOGGING” 🤣🤣

  • @bigdemonslayerfan8196
    @bigdemonslayerfan81966 ай бұрын

    So he uses the most cheese tactic on Superman when mf could have mainly used super technology and his special armor to match up to him instead of making him weaker than him that is one of the most cowardly things I’ve ever seen then had the nerve to pull the self righteous bs and proceed to be absolutely dogshit useless for 98% of the Doomsday fight except playing fetch man. I swear someone dropped the ball with this version of Batman and gets played easily by Lex whom even Superman never once was tricked by. I deadass feel like Batman has been milked dry as a character recently and is actually even more boring than Superman nowadays, bro’s only personality traits are that he’s constantly fucking depressed even though 20+ years have passed since his parents death and his only other trait is anger followed by a strong sense of arrogant self righteousness.

  • @nicolai9982

    @nicolai9982

    6 ай бұрын

    i also hate how they portray batman as the most competent dc hero sometimes

  • @Schrodinger_did_nothing_wrong

    @Schrodinger_did_nothing_wrong

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@nicolai9982 Because apparently, flash, superman, and even cyborg are all dumbasses compared to batman. (Why is DC so inconsistent?)

  • @bigdemonslayerfan8196

    @bigdemonslayerfan8196

    6 ай бұрын

    @@Schrodinger_did_nothing_wrong Seriously Cyborg is a living super computer no way in hell is Batman smarter than someone who literally has all the information in the world in their head and can create living code easily. Flashes reflects speak for themselves and their work in a forensics lab. Oh and Clark is a reporter so his investigation skills are nothing to laugh at either. Why does DC suck off Batman so hard.

  • @zaipollizamabdulmalek5822

    @zaipollizamabdulmalek5822

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@bigdemonslayerfan8196what about the fact that he is literally from a race of super intelect?

  • @hearthatbird
    @hearthatbird6 ай бұрын

    Batman just needs 💉 to beat Goku

  • @quacyprosper2475
    @quacyprosper24756 ай бұрын

    My bro back it again! 🔥🔥

  • @AMWZPN
    @AMWZPN6 ай бұрын

    Epic movie, so glad you guys covered it. I hope you guys do ZSJL too.

  • @thisisjay0
    @thisisjay06 ай бұрын

    Superman saves the people from the villain in doing so killing almost everyone he tryna save in the fight, destroying the buildings and all, i think what Bruce did made sense honestly

  • @Mr.Galaxia
    @Mr.Galaxia6 ай бұрын

    I didnt even know why Batman beefing

  • @alan2250
    @alan22506 ай бұрын

    BEEN WAITING ON THIS ONE LESSGOOO

  • @kamikaze42656
    @kamikaze426563 ай бұрын

    Thanks blankyboy

  • @Fugitive685
    @Fugitive6856 ай бұрын

    4:05 Batman ain’t a pedo supporter

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