A Saltwater crocodile ❌ Assault water crocodile ✔️

@manuelhernandez2017

Жыл бұрын

😆😂😆😂 underrated comment

@pepe6666

Жыл бұрын

Top quality comment.

@phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842

Жыл бұрын

@@manuelhernandez2017 severely

@NorthernMouse52

Жыл бұрын

🏆👍

@choppalungon

Жыл бұрын

you need more likes

“And that’s the story of how I got my samurai sword” - Grandpa crocodile

Some of the WWII stories from Poland are something out of a fever dream. I bet Wojtek was a massive moral boost for the troops and the people alike during a critical time.

@totallyfrozen

Жыл бұрын

I’m sure he was. So like most “heroes” the stories were exaggerated into stupidity. A cigarette smoking bear they helped the boys carry ammo crates. GTFO.

Don't be mistaken, Emus are not the ones being protected, They are the one protecting Australia

@cheshirecynic3061

Жыл бұрын

Australia has never been successfully invaded since it was founded. Checkmate, anti-emu imperialists.

@CollegeBallYouknow

Жыл бұрын

The real reason as to why all the cities are located on the Australian coast is because that’s as far as the Emus have allowed them to settle in. Any further and then there will be trouble.

@DipUniversal

Жыл бұрын

The Emus are like great beasts of myth, you go up to them, prepared to be b***h slapped with claws as sharp as knives. Oh and the fact that they can shrug off bullets

@MrCopperpott

Жыл бұрын

This is why Australians don't need to own guns. SHAME SHAME

@voxnox6267

Жыл бұрын

The real question is How did that emu get stuck in the steering wheel? 🤔

10:01 "Oh my, look at all this delicious wheat that just so happens to be growing here in large quantities. Hey guys, get a load of this!"

@burnbabyburn924

Жыл бұрын

"Hey farmer Bruce, where did you find that hat? The toilet?"

@jaimeenotjamie

Жыл бұрын

Nice😂

@mr.gameandwatchandredman7976

Жыл бұрын

“We run away”

@burnbabyburn924

Жыл бұрын

@@mr.gameandwatchandredman7976 "sir, you're genius!"

@mdj.6179

Жыл бұрын

The Emu is now on their coat of arms...they were victorious. No Aborigines on the emblem...

Me: “They’re flightless birds! How hard could it be to figh-“ Australians: “You weren’t there!”

@hamishanders8508

Жыл бұрын

*aussies in the corner crying as emus run circles around them*

@CliffCardi

Жыл бұрын

@@hamishanders8508 *T-posing

@Muhammadwasapedo

8 ай бұрын

It was really a dumb way to confront them. It was a waste of ammunition. As any hunter can tell you, most animals know you're there before they see you. A better tactic would have been to use long-range rifles picking a few off at a time, follow them, and pick off more when they settle.

@BraytonWilliams-jd4lm

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

I think that in the centuries to come people will debate whether the ammo-carrying bear and his exploits ever existed. He's just too cool.

@silverhawkscape2677

Жыл бұрын

🐻 🇵🇱

@Phooenixification

Жыл бұрын

The fact that they found him as a cub, he was raised by the men and surely considered them as his elder brothers or something, just copying what they were doing. There is also real pictures of the bear in the army if you google it.

I just bought the game Iron Harvest on steam, one of the units you can command is a bear that carries medical supplies named Wojtek. When listening to this video and heard they named it, I jokingly said wojtek then spit out my drink when I was right

@BlooCollaGal

Жыл бұрын

Good game, great artwork.

@silverhawkscape2677

Жыл бұрын

That's where the Inspiration came from.

@harmlessratz7151

Жыл бұрын

Such a shame that paradox ruins the game with every update

@davidcaddell9290

Жыл бұрын

@@harmlessratz7151 That would be Hearts of Iron. Iron Harvest is an Alt History RTS in the vein of Company of Heroes, with giant steampunk mechs.

@DGZwiro

Жыл бұрын

Since it's polish game, from polish "universe", it's not so strange. :)

*In the same way “Walk Hard” mocked music biopics* we need an “Emu War” movie that mocks war movies… the main character has a “Girl Back Home” but has nightmares that he comes home to the ranch and sees his wife left him for an Emu.. the whole movie is ridiculous but takes itself seriously like it’s Oscar Bait

@voidpathing

Жыл бұрын

This sounds like an absolute banger of a movie. If any oil barons are in this comment section, toss this man a couple million for the movie.

@brainflash1

Жыл бұрын

Look up "1932: The Great Emu War"

@revan0890

Жыл бұрын

There is something similar here on KZread. Look up Emu War. It's around an hour I think.

@sangreesraro3996

Жыл бұрын

That'd be pretty funny

@DipUniversal

Жыл бұрын

Well I'd leave him too if an emu wants you to go somewhere you don't disagree. There's a reason they won against people with guns, vehicles.

This is what it truly mean to not mess with Mother Nature, even if you are in the military.

@Green-ader

Жыл бұрын

Doubt

@delorne2776

Жыл бұрын

I never really understood this saying. Humans are part of nature, we aren't aliens. Everything is nature. There is no "not messing with it". I can appreciate it trying to say "don't tempt things far more powerful than yourself" but that goes for everything. Whether it's a giant salt water crocodile or heavy machinery. So saying "don't mess with mother nature" doesn't really mean anything lol. It just boils down to "don't be stupid".

@Saanonymous80

Жыл бұрын

@@callumkristofer7793 never go into the swamp on foot.

@callumkristofer7793

Жыл бұрын

@@Saanonymous80 so? They had no other options. The Brits destroyed what boats they had.

@mooty.

Жыл бұрын

Nah just don't miss your shots like a dumbass

"You can't fight nature, Jack" - Monsoon

Im from Poland we learn abaut wojtek in history textbooks here. He is a national hero ans even has a monument in one city.

@dev2379

Жыл бұрын

Amazing

0:05 Wojtek The soldier bear 2:20 Japanese army VS salt water Crocodiles Remree Island 9:20 The great Emu war Australia 13:00 The great plauge of London 15:50 Unbelivable plauge curse in Middle age/The Black death 26:17 The plauge that made people dance until death 32:53 Swine and Punishment. The Pig tried for murder in medieval France

@loszhor

Жыл бұрын

Thanks.

@probablysomeguy4806

Жыл бұрын

Plauge…. LoL

@believeinmatter

Жыл бұрын

@@probablysomeguy4806 jeez, not only once but *three* times 🤦‍♂️

@ThePaperKhan

Жыл бұрын

You should edit your comment, it's plague "cures" not curse.

@cbabb83

Жыл бұрын

Thank you :D

You forgot the part of the story for voytec the bear, the ex service men would routinely be caught sneaking into his zoo den to drink beer with him

its good to know that in all times, people behave like infants during diseases...

@estebannunez6902

Жыл бұрын

@@text-1987Gift shut up u scammer

@devonterminator2697

Жыл бұрын

yep they die fast

@MrGraveBait

Жыл бұрын

we cant all be as perfect as you

@Muhammadwasapedo

8 ай бұрын

Some people are rational and capable of deciding for themselves if they want to take a risk.

I loved it how he described the Japanese soldier like am animal

@Aceshot-uu7yx

Жыл бұрын

Ever played bolt action?

In the beginning of the Wizard of Oz, there's a brief panic when Dorothy falls into the pigsty. When I first saw the scene as a child, I thought the reason was that she was likely to be trampled. It wasn't until I was watching Hannibal with my father years later, and we got to the scene where Hannibal is about to fed to wild boars, that he explained the *real* threat to me.

@cheshirecynic3061

Жыл бұрын

It never really clicked for me until I watched Deadwood. Mr. Wu's pigs are basically the town morticians.

"How you treat your war veterans?" "Well, there's one that we locked up in a zoo for the rest of his life"

@thelmagreenwood3377

Жыл бұрын

Bet he didn't get any more beer or cigarettes from the zookeeper either!!

@Saanonymous80

Жыл бұрын

@@thelmagreenwood3377 the visitors from his unit supposedly always snuck him some

@thelmagreenwood3377

Жыл бұрын

@@Saanonymous80 I would hope so, he certainly deserved it! :)

@CWG-op9td

Ай бұрын

@@thelmagreenwood3377I read they mistreated the brace bear 😢

I almost kind of wish salt water crocs were part of that swamp level in CoD:WaW. It probably would've sucked as much as the CoD:Ghosts sharks... but it's kind of a cool idea.

@Bigmoney_makers

11 ай бұрын

Me too

citizens during plague: doctor help me, im dying. doctors be like: best i can do is death.

The story of Winnie the Poo is similar. A Canadian soldier going to fight in World War I bought a bear cub in Winnepeg, Manitoba, and went to Europe in 1915. She didn't go to France but was put in the London Zoo where she was visited by A.A. Milne, and his son, Christopher Robin, and became the inspiration for the litary character Winnie the Poo.

I am a trained RN (Registered Nurse) and in 18+ years of Nursing the last 12 of which were on a respiratory care unit, I can safely say that I have used NONE of the "plague cures" mentioned in this video. Nor was I even taught them in nursing school. And now, I feel strangely let down by that!

@Nigetsu

Жыл бұрын

I think it’s because they used different cures in those times

@strikereureka345

Жыл бұрын

Stupid health system not bold enough to use plague doctors again.

@jayschoenhaaar5369

Жыл бұрын

I’ve been in nursing for 35 years I’m a DNP and still haven’t used any of those cures. I do have a masters in medical history studying the Black Death ☠️.

@dunnomynameso746

Жыл бұрын

We have technological advancment and know a lot about medicine and diseases unlike before.

@arronpigford3129

Жыл бұрын

The old practices are out dated so to say.

I will only say two things: 1) 2:30 Now I understand the fear of the Japanese to Godzilla 2) 9:06 Romel: Give me two divisions of emus and I'll conquer the world

@wermWeiners

Жыл бұрын

Godzilla is a lizard

@AustroHungarianEmpire1867

Жыл бұрын

And crocodiles are lizards.

@laur0k

Жыл бұрын

@@AustroHungarianEmpire1867 f

@doctordavidjpackenwood2204

Жыл бұрын

Goddzirrrraaaaa

@dunnomynameso746

Жыл бұрын

@@wermWeiners yes and crocodiles are lizards

(10:41) Hahahahaha the Emu dodge the bullets 😂🤣

@kelvinhow1965

10 ай бұрын

Or caught on the truck steering wheel 😂

As a soldier of 15 year, I fully respect that bear 🐻 🫡. What an awesome story

@anna-gt2mu

9 ай бұрын

A

26:16 They really took Dance Till your dead to a whole nother level

@Fluffy_Space_Ball

Жыл бұрын

@@text-1987Gift nahhh dawg scam who told u das

@jelanimillner3167

Жыл бұрын

Nah its just a normal tf2 casual server

@idkcake6116

Жыл бұрын

@@jelanimillner3167 That got me laughing actually

10:51 Just swap out the Emus for Velociraptors & you got a part of my dream Jurassic Park movie😂

It's awesome that Sam O Nella Academy and Oversimplify did the Emu war, now SH did one too!

@Simple History You missed the sharks that preyed on USS Indianapolis sailors! 😢

This is why i love reserching ww2 you find some of the crazyest stories and at first they cant be belived until u look them up gotta love it

Ah yes. The Great Emu War.

When Nature Fights Back:

Emu an Australian war is perhaps one if my most favorite wars. Simple due to how hilarious it was.

@n.mcneil4066

Жыл бұрын

The Emu War would have been more successful for the soldiers if they used pump action shotguns. They have more spread than machine guns.

Hallucinations make sense with the dancing folks. The dream function gets activated, regardless of whether the person is deprived of sleep, or not.

Everyone always forgets that pigs are omnivores, and they aren't picky

@mikhaildice6116

Жыл бұрын

Fax

Great job man, keep up with the videos!

I love this!!! Emus are truly formidable!

Like the effort in the simple animations👍🏼

0:09 Bro what’s up with that flag?

@anthonyrufino9271

Жыл бұрын

It looks like it's having a seizure

@timmy6890

Жыл бұрын

@@anthonyrufino9271 yeah

@gru8327

Жыл бұрын

Why is it Bri’sh

I already knew wojtek story and i love this story each time i see it

The first story was bearly believable, and the second video was a croc

@kamikazekyre6101

Жыл бұрын

You can leave now

@brucebelvin2058

Жыл бұрын

@@kamikazekyre6101 You're just jealous because you're a dimwit.

@youknow2849

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@kolossis8283

Жыл бұрын

Nice pun

@Jzhao18

Жыл бұрын

Please don’t tell me that was a pun

Emus can be raised for their meat, which is red and rich like beef. Very delicious

"What I remember about the rise of the Great Emu Empire is... is how quiet it was. During the waning hours of the Emu Wars, the Emu Legion was discreetly transferred back to Sydney. It was a silent trip. We all knew what was about to happen, what we were about to do. Did we have any doubts? Any private, traitorous thoughts? Perhaps, but no one said a word. Not on the flight to Sydney, not when the order came down, and not when we marched into the Opera House. Not a word."

@alias_aka_alias

Жыл бұрын

„Master Koala, there are to many of them, what shall we do?!“ *pulls out laser-Bowie knife*

For the dancing mania, most likely, it was tainted water/booze which went hand in hand. I would not doubt if the church did it.

This video was two stories about animals in war, and after that, it turned into bubonic plague stories. The last story was most interesting.

@donutlovingwerewolf8837

Жыл бұрын

Three

There is a portugese soldier called soldier Anibal Milhais he earn the portuguese medal of honor because he saved the lives of fellow portuguese french and scothish soldiers in ww1 maybe a cool video idea for this channel

@prai710

Жыл бұрын

I want to claim it

My great uncle had a son that was eaten by pigs. They figured he slipped while kicking away the hogs so the piglets could get to the trough and knocked himself out.

God bless that bear. "Poland is not yet lost"!

Hello simply history I am a big fan of you. I love history keep up the good work.

Imagine how many lives would've been saved. If they were able to simply keep themselves clean and dry. It's sad.

the thing with the "emu war" was that it was just a few men against birds if they wanted round 2, im sure we'd send in a few more lads

The problem with Ramree Island was that an hour later, the crocodiles were hungry again

That Thumbnail is Amazing.

Ok the pigeon with the machine gun was a brilliant idea whoever came up with it. Im sure a birdologist will tell me Ive misidentified it but.. whatev

@heatherhoward4197

Жыл бұрын

Yeah dude bird go brrrrrt

How to piss off a Australian. "Imagine loosing a war to birds" Also auzies are hilarious because they couldn't figure out hot to fight emus and get mad very easily 😂

Mate I can't believe the ridiculous great emu war was included 🤣🤣🤣 Wojtek is one of the best stories ever. No one can doubt it happened because they have photos of Wojtek.

I really enjoy in the information you give in these videos. I like them! Keep up the good work!

The trickle syrup looks like the sauce in Salad Fingers

The best good animation I have ever seen works great

I would say the dancing mania might have been from ergot poisoning. It matches all the symptoms.

Moral of the emu war: Note where animals migrate , it can avoid conflicts

Can you make a animated video about Philippine Scout Ranger 🇵🇭 the unit specializing in anti-guerrilla jungle warfare, raids, ambushes, close quarters combat, urban warfare and sabotage. I hope you read this comment 😊

@robloxworldandantscanadafa7493

Жыл бұрын

I read

Captain Emu: "ok I have a plan here me out when they approach...we run away" Emu 3: "Sir... Your a genius"

@welkingunther5417

Жыл бұрын

Lol, nice

Everyone's a gangster till the Australian outback starts speaking Emu XD 😂🤣😆

The Crocs really said "MY TURF!"

I heard of this guy who went to the place where all those soldiers were eaten by crocs and while he was there a kid got attacked by a croc. He found out that the croc that had attacked the kid was 100 years old so that croc probably ate Soldiers in ww2.

Wojtek now has a statue commemorated to him, and the Polish soldiers who fought, in Princes Street Gardens in Edinburgh

Wojtek the soldier bear vs assault water crocodile vs Emu. Who will win?

When you combine history and zoology together...

This is interesting, I need to find out more about this.

You cant fight nature unless you’re in a jaeger

@TheEldestSoulDrinker

Жыл бұрын

Pacific rim

This is an interesting video. Must've taken a lot of time and work. Good job

@feldgeist2637

Жыл бұрын

a few minutes of editing old episodes together

I guess we could say that the enemy couldn’t ‘bear’ wotjek’s power

Those crocodiles signed a defense pact with the Allies before they landed.

This was supposed to be about animals in warfare, now it’s just about these weird diseases

The Emu General was clearly brazen, but effective.

1:18 AGENT B, dubi doo ba doo bi doobi do ba

Emus are basically real warner bros cartoons

General Winter vs Marshall Emu, who wins?

No one ever seems to want to mention the part where Australia nuked the Emu fields

13:00 I was not expecting such a voice, oh my

Gonna be honest I thought those crushed emeralds were “Heisenberg’s meth collection” LOl

The Crocs thinking "Imma eat good tonight."

I heard the Great Emu War in Australia had a camera crew with the hunting group, to film them killing the birds.

Mother nature is one thing you don't want to mess with because eventually it will bite you back examples like Vietnam show that it is best to use nature to your advantage rather than fight it

Tell the story of sgt reckless, korean war. A small race horse employed to transport ammunition, and bringing the wounded to the rear. And I dont necessarily see plaque as war. And of course, war dogs, elephants too.

I hope Simple History does a video on Osama Bin Laden the elephant one day. It’s a real departure from what they normally cover, but it’s still an interesting story.

30:44 Me and the boys showing off our expensive emotes

bro the bear got me laughing

Thanks for saying 'emu' the Australian way.

Imagine ur the guy aproving wojtek cerficate as a soldier

When they play your song on radio and you think nobody looking. "OH NO!!! A demonic possession!"

That bear thought he was a person😂

The egregious misuse of the term "decimated" or "decimation" within these scripts is unacceptable.

@Harryjay6

Жыл бұрын

1/10. That is the only definition.

@gabrielc7861

Жыл бұрын

@@Harryjay6 what definition

Rest up Soldier Bear lollllll I thought this was a joke, he was reallllll

I like Poland even more now

Simple History, I love your videos and always learn something so damn cool. Please consider making videos about the M1941 Johnson rifle, Rajneesh or Osho, Ruby Ridge, Waco siege, the Covenant Sword and arm of the Lord siege, the Malheur occupation, and I may get some flak for this one but, Anna Delvey! thank you!

@cheshirecynic3061

Жыл бұрын

"...Ruby Ridge, Waco siege..." You're just waiting with your popcorn to see the comment section go up in flames, aren't you? lol

What about wolves 🐺 that fought in WW1 against Russia 🇷🇺 and Germany 🇩🇪. Even it was forgotten, can you do that history

@21:00 wooden ships would sometimes have barrels of urine sitting out, and then ammonia would develop the urine sat out. So, essentially, you would be sitting in a vat of ammonia. I mean it probably killed the germs on the surface but not much else lol

The children's rhyme "Ring around the Rosie" is from that period.