When someone touches the hair of the bow...

@Abby-bd2lv

4 жыл бұрын

😖NOOO

@emilina6559

4 жыл бұрын

They die. No one may ever touch the bow’s hair and live

@albieemery2828

4 жыл бұрын

NO!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TOO ME!!

@rowanfisher8659

4 жыл бұрын

*anger*

@axleblaze123

4 жыл бұрын

Baroque cellist cannot relate

Someone asked me, "Is that a viola?" It was a violin. I am offended.

@diffraction163

5 жыл бұрын

i hope you hit him with your stick!

@biberflub

4 жыл бұрын

Tell the guy I said hi if u see him again he’s seems pretty dope

@vivi-qt7wl

4 жыл бұрын

Diffraction you don't know if it's a she

@nodezsh

4 жыл бұрын

@@vivi-qt7wl are you seriously arguing about an unknown person's pronoun

@vivi-qt7wl

4 жыл бұрын

null I'm not arguing I'm just saying it's possible that person is she

When people say: Pachebell Cannon in D. Cellist be like: We don't do that here.

@AlejandroGonzalez-rw9kt

4 жыл бұрын

Emmanuel Beltran why not?, I don’t get it

@TheCobraKing78

4 жыл бұрын

@@AlejandroGonzalez-rw9kt watch the video from twoset. Most overplayed pieces

@riannahmargaret

4 жыл бұрын

I play the violin but i know wut u mean, i really feel bad for the cellists......

@Javie3

4 жыл бұрын

Alejandro González don’t dare to say that name!

@binkmuk

3 жыл бұрын

So what I'm getting is this is the equivalent to a vocalist's "Caro Mio Ben"

Me: I play the cello Ski Instructor: is that like a big trumpet? Me: BOI Actually happened, no joke

@wiktorialatos1157

5 жыл бұрын

Lol!

@mercuryfennec2080

5 жыл бұрын

That is hilarious

@lailamartinez3326

5 жыл бұрын

I play the trumpet and the cello and can indeed confirm, not the same lol

@jojohavnen3436

5 жыл бұрын

Damn and I though calling the cello a distressed ukulele couldn’t get worse lmao

@lapaula_fj_

5 жыл бұрын

@@jojohavnen3436 WTF WTF WTF Did that really happen? *transforms her uke into a fire weapon*

When a non-musician sees you playing a viola, "You play the violin?" When a musician sees you playing a viola, "Oh,"

@LuneBloon

7 жыл бұрын

we're all just the disappointment of the family - a fellow violist

@blakbeansoup7540

6 жыл бұрын

badpretzel lol idk why nobody likes the viola

@blakbeansoup7540

6 жыл бұрын

badpretzel yes I do... I know exactly why.

@austincarter9523

6 жыл бұрын

At least they're easy to transport

@anonymoussecret5948

6 жыл бұрын

Well that's not really helpful considering the only trip you take a viola on is to the landfill.

Can we STOP with the "big viola" and "big violin" comments?? It's clearly just a small double bass.

@paola5452

5 жыл бұрын

I never laughed harder in my life

@digidigi3453

5 жыл бұрын

24/4 size viola

@lunahoshi2844

5 жыл бұрын

He got that big violin energy

@heyoworld_

5 жыл бұрын

My mom always calls my double bass a cello. Me and my friend also call basses the grandparent of the family (cellos being the parent) so I can confirm this is Accurate.

@eggandtomato1147

5 жыл бұрын

🤣😂😂

Me: * walking with a cello * Random person: HEY can I try your instrument? Me: ...NO! Person: why?! Me: because it costs as much as your car!

@BobbyJCFHvLichtenstein

5 жыл бұрын

I need to remember this next time I play timpani

@_buttercupbby_7166

5 жыл бұрын

Tomato Tea then it costs more than your non-existent car

@markturanfoxy

5 жыл бұрын

Yap...

@moonylanatm_

5 жыл бұрын

Yep nvr let ppl try ur instrument especially big instruments cos they r super expensive

@faethe000

5 жыл бұрын

Every musician gets this :( I don't mind if it's my acoustic guitar, but stay the hell away from my harmonica.

This hit home. I feel attacked- But at least Eddy said violin *Mine was called a fiddle,*

@agnidas5816

4 жыл бұрын

Fiddle is the English word for violin before the word violin was totally absorbed into the English language. It's a foreign loaner word violin is :)

@squeegie3524

4 жыл бұрын

My dad calls it a fiddle Me playing william tell overature in a corner: screeches

@Killerbee4712

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, calling it a fiddle isnt technically wrong, its just more accosiated with pop/country/folk violin than classical, so...

@sofiaperera8558

3 жыл бұрын

mine was called a saxophone...

@sandyc.4630

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

*when someone sees a viola* You play the violin?!

@souupii.3434

7 жыл бұрын

Robotcactus_Mk1 Story of my music career in one sentence.

@paddylloyd8671

7 жыл бұрын

Robotcactus_Mk1 when a musician sees a viola: *throws up*.

@basia3173

7 жыл бұрын

Vikturi 11 I can (somehow) tell the difference between a viola and a violin. So I always violinists if they play the viola and violists if they play the violin

@bonogoblin5626

7 жыл бұрын

Idk how ppl can't tell the difference between a viola and violin. Viola is obviously bigger

@elizabethk.4157

7 жыл бұрын

BonoGoblin If someone doesn't know classical instruments they don't have a reference for size

Instruments to non-musicians Cello - Big Violin Bass Guitar - WHY DOES UR GUITAR ONLY HAVE 4 STRINGS??!? Viola - Violin

@user-fb4bg9dr7l

5 жыл бұрын

I've met non musicians who dont know that guitars actually have 6 strings :,)

@imnotablockhead7782

5 жыл бұрын

Keep it at 69

@lukejohnston363

5 жыл бұрын

Euphonium-small tuba

@PeterGriffin-kb2hf

5 жыл бұрын

Tuba - big trombone

@vitulus_

5 жыл бұрын

I've met musicians who don't know a 5 string bass is actually fairly common

Whenever I just walk with my cello in its case at school and kids ask what it is, I just say it's a double base flute. *surprisingly no questions are asked*

@Severyn_Holosniak_private

4 жыл бұрын

Me: Plays sax My firends: wow, that's kinda wired trombone!

@9mmberettam922

4 жыл бұрын

Severyn Holosniak most dumbasses think that every brass instrument is a sax and a sax is a woodwind anyway

@Kurukato-jm9nl

3 жыл бұрын

Hmmmmmm

@chiaracorrado8172

3 жыл бұрын

@@9mmberettam922 lol you're right ahahah

@joelchoe7272

3 жыл бұрын

thats actually horrifying

Me: *playing the flute* My friend: woah nice clarinet you can be squidward

@whatTFisThis

4 жыл бұрын

My friend plays the clarinet, his nickname is squidward.

@karolina2460

3 жыл бұрын

When someone’s asking me what instrument do I play and I’m saying clarinet his face is like WOAAAAH SO YURE SQUIDWARD and then I’m saying yeah but squidward is playing on it like it’s trumpet or if my friend coming to my house they’re like can I try to play? I’m saying yes and then I feel co proud of me that they can’t breathe correctly😎*sorry for my English I’m from Poland*

@frostyfoster7267

3 жыл бұрын

someone once called my oboe a clarinet

@starferaj3606

3 жыл бұрын

My sis plays flute :D

@rosierserpent6912

3 жыл бұрын

when they call the flute a recorder... happened to me plenty of times.

Is that... A guitar?

@vivianhudson9145

7 жыл бұрын

Kxtxe In fifth grade I was walking to the buses after dismissal with my cello on my back and a teacher said "Nice guitar". :-D

@kxtxe293

7 жыл бұрын

Vivian Hudson Lmao once when I was walking back from orchestra with my friends I went to buy a drink and I dropped my money and a woman, instead of helping me shouted "She can't get her money because of her guitar!!!" q_q

@vivianhudson9145

7 жыл бұрын

Kxtxe Haha that's crazy!

@kxtxe293

7 жыл бұрын

왜? BTS/Multi-Fandom왜?! SuRin I feel for you!!! Once I said sarcastically, "nah it's a trombone" and they believe me like cmon guys

@adrians.v.s.k2777

7 жыл бұрын

Kxtxe wow....

my principal.. yes my principal, called my cello a “big guitar” lmfao

@ajiwbmakq

6 жыл бұрын

My vice principal called my cello a boat. He was serious too 😭

@nou6990

6 жыл бұрын

Oops time for a new school

@milicabarnjak7977

5 жыл бұрын

Oh damn..

@dothmotherknowyouwearth

5 жыл бұрын

You feed it well?

@strawberii-hk

5 жыл бұрын

OMG HAHAHAHA so sad

Cellist: * complains about stairs, adjusting their endpin, moving/carrying their instrument around, etc. * Me, a bassist: 𝑰𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈

@galaxypanda7524

4 жыл бұрын

It’s Me Uncle Stanley Me, a harpist: amateurs!

@gamerchief7740

4 жыл бұрын

HA! I used to take my grand piano to school every day! Amateurs!

@sesar3996

4 жыл бұрын

*laugh in ukulele*

@kathrynunknown1365

4 жыл бұрын

​@TheReaperOfLykos76 Dang, and I was about to complain about having to carry my kalimba.

@tillyhossain1049

4 жыл бұрын

Omg, brings me back to 10 year old me carrying my 3/4 bass to practice all the time and then climbing up my hill with it on my back because i didn't want to get in the car..London Youth Orchestra was the best..

my friend has this sticker on his cello case saying *No, i just lug it around for the exercise* you can probably predict the question already.

@saorelba

4 жыл бұрын

It’s sad that we have to deal with idiots who apparently think we just spend thousands of dollars for fancy exercise equipment and bragging rights

@DNYL_

4 жыл бұрын

dO yoU PlAy gIaNt viOLiN?

@agnidas5816

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine hating human interaction so much ....

@saorelba

4 жыл бұрын

@Agni Das It’s not that we hate human interaction. It gets really frustrating when people say “Oh wow, you play [instrument]?” when we’re clearly carrying a cello case or a violin case or a guitar. 9 times out of ten, that’s what happens.

@ifroxxx1226

4 жыл бұрын

@@saorelba what's the problem with people being interested in your life? Isn't it a great thing if people are curious about your instrument?

As a big violinist, I agree with this...

@theyeetman9968

6 жыл бұрын

Chardonnay Needler I'm a extremely big violinist cough cough bass

@dylanschatz.7484

6 жыл бұрын

Imagine violists....

@connorevans104

6 жыл бұрын

Hey at least people know your instrument exists, even if they don’t know it’s name. Nothing is as unrecognized as the viola

@ok-ff1wf

6 жыл бұрын

Chardonnay Needler it sounds like you are saying you are large and you play the violin. 😂

@nadeenhassan7623

6 жыл бұрын

Chardonnay Needler same

Every time Canon in D is mentioned a cellist commits suicide.

@isabelle_yay

6 жыл бұрын

but why tho

@arifjalil7941

6 жыл бұрын

because the cello only play 8 notes that repeat at entire piece with no variation.

@barrinburg612

6 жыл бұрын

We actually had to play it in high school and to prove a point we closed our eyes the whole time...

@austincarter9523

6 жыл бұрын

1 like = 1 saved cellist or bassist

@dracolizard4636

6 жыл бұрын

I had to play Canon in D three years in a row at our school concerts I’m a cellist

never ask a woman her age a man his salary and a cellist to play canon in d

@FoxGlove8

3 жыл бұрын

truer words were never spoken.

@robloxgamedev2795

2 жыл бұрын

this is so underrated

@rihanazenati9384

Жыл бұрын

I'd die to know why cellist hate canon in d

@Billy55563

9 ай бұрын

@@rihanazenati9384 Because it's literally 8 notes on repeat. It's incredibly boring to play.

For those wondering, the piece is Shostakovich - Cello Concerto No. 1. The part from the beginning of this video is from about 5th minute of the concerto.

@vanitybenevolent

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you, I can’t believe I had to scroll this far down for the answer lol

@sailordora

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you very much! I'd love to listen to that :-)

@jazztheory

Жыл бұрын

The funny thing is I'm listening to it as I found this and as I'm commenting rn

me : *brings cello to school* friend : is that a guitar? me : wtf Wow thanks for the likes guys 😂

@w.a.mozart1675

7 жыл бұрын

Keiko Marvella _ i feel you

@lidalimmer4203

6 жыл бұрын

Well i often get: "oh a doublebass!" and when i bring my doublebass to school: "oh a cello!" (?!?!)

@solasta.x

6 жыл бұрын

“iS tHAT a GUitAr?2???”

@cloroxbleach8634

6 жыл бұрын

Same exact thing happened to me

@paigerenee4173

6 жыл бұрын

you know what pisses me off? when my friend is bringing her cello to school and someone asks "whoa is that a double bass'

*carrying my cello in its case* "Omg you play the guitar?"

@thomasscream4179

6 жыл бұрын

I got "That's a big guitar!"

@julien7504

6 жыл бұрын

Julia Verrier That happens to me with my violin case. “Oh, you play the guitar?”

@vanessachiu9076

5 жыл бұрын

Brought my guitar after ensemble practice to tuition and my teacher was like, “Oh! I didn't know you played the... the... ah! The cello!" even when my shirt said GUITAR ENSEMBLE in bold... 😒 The other way around too when I brought my cello home from school and my friends were like, "Is that your guitar?" 🤦

@mirrorcity4872

5 жыл бұрын

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaassss, every fucking day.

@madbell6099

5 жыл бұрын

Don't forget "Don't you wish you played the flute?" Or my personal favorite, "Is that a dead body?"

I remember when I play a piano in public a guy is coming straight at me and asked if I can play canon in D which i then reply “I forgot how to play it” he got very disappointed and left the place.

@selder248

4 жыл бұрын

Polzbear Literally all my friends think Fur Elise is hard to play. It’s so triggering because the only part they want to hear is the beginning. They hear that and then they’re like, “Oh you played that part of Fur Elise. That means you’re good.” Pretty much all the songs I play now are at least 10 times harder.

@korbilicious

4 жыл бұрын

@@selder248 True they only know the first few bars, but they can't even play the A minor part which they say is "hard". I'm no pianist, (I'm a beginner-intermediate violinist) but that piece is not that hard or not even hard because Beethoven and other composers made pieces much more harder than that, including Liszt.

@selder248

4 жыл бұрын

@@korbilicious If you are beginner to intermediate musician in any instrument, you will probably know how easy it is. I do have a friend that finds Fur Elise hard, but he just started a year ago, so I don't think he should be dragged into this.

@itzplant3196

3 жыл бұрын

@@selder248 winter wind is laughing so hard rn... i fear nothing but winter wind.

@Trollestiatumblur

3 жыл бұрын

Jay Lue I hate when people say shit like this. EVERYTHING seems hard when you’re a beginner, it doesn’t mean it’s a hard piece to learn/play. It just means it’s above YOUR PERSONAL skill level. But Fur Elise is absolutely a beginner piece.

My mom asked me if the cellos in the orchestra were violas once. *I've been playing the cello for seven years* *she was genuinely asking*

@LeftyPencil

3 жыл бұрын

tell her we're just good neighbors

“That cello is bigger than you are!” I swear to god lady. Its higher than i am because it is 3 feet off the ground! And im wearing it on my back!

@lilysticha7564

5 жыл бұрын

Lol I get that all the time

@manuelguizar5272

4 жыл бұрын

Bro same

@puttyahsheldon9036

4 жыл бұрын

Oh boy... same here🙋‍♂️

@martinperalta4189

4 жыл бұрын

And then random people say i should play 1/4 instead of full size because they "think its too big and practically unplayable

@code3509

4 жыл бұрын

YES My own parents have said this h e l p

I thought it was a full sized viola...

@robotcactus_mk1882

7 жыл бұрын

Shadoupurēyā (Sans) and it's playing a melody... how silly of me

@souupii.3434

7 жыл бұрын

Robotcactus_Mk1 And Bass is a bigger Violin

@EnderGaming50

7 жыл бұрын

Robotcactus_Mk1 no point in enlarging trash

@Megnappinidae

7 жыл бұрын

It also has an important part in the piece! How can that be a Viola?

@LuneBloon

7 жыл бұрын

(ಥ﹏ಥ) it's fine... this is fine

Friend: Hey what instrument do you play Me: I play the cello! Friend: What is that? Me: Let me show you Friend: Ohhhhhh isn’t it that big violin! Me trying to remain calm: *yes*

@blrblesblrbles9646

4 жыл бұрын

Deep breathes my friend, deep breathes

@whatTFisThis

4 жыл бұрын

XD ik no one cares but 100th like wow

@kingcp0878

4 жыл бұрын

sofia. Here I’ll send you a dagger

@segala7853

3 жыл бұрын

No, big viola

@manubishe

3 жыл бұрын

All things considered - probably yes

I once did brought my ukulele to my school, guess what happened. Some friend: IS ThAt aN GuItAr? Me: Bruh, no it's an uk- Other friend: WOW ThAt's an CoOl little GuItAr yOu GoT ThErE My teacher: DiD YoU StArTeD tO LeArN GuItAr? This seriously happened, I feel you all brothers and sisters.

@undeterminedstudent3636

4 жыл бұрын

Lol something similar happened to me. Brought my flute to school, some classmate asked if it was a violin. I mean-. Sure, they couldn’t see it as it was in its case, but I would like to know what violin case is that small??

@korbilicious

4 жыл бұрын

Some people are just plainly dumb in these types of scenarios

@HarryS77

4 жыл бұрын

Ukelele is the viola of the guitar world.

@fatitankeris6327

4 жыл бұрын

Damn, hope your teacher isn't the English language teacher with such grammar...

@nategwright

4 жыл бұрын

You would think people would know what a ukulele is

Every day, cello players are asked to play Canon in D. Please don’t drink and drive.

@biberflub

4 жыл бұрын

Bedřich Smetana lmaooooo

@dqpfjggisjgIdksorp

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@dqpfjggisjgIdksorp

4 жыл бұрын

I feel this on a spiritual level

If every cellist had a dollar/euro/whatever currency they have whenever they heard the "big violin" crap, they'd be rich af :"D

@zeroarticulation

7 жыл бұрын

I get the guitar and mini bass

@LoHaLc

7 жыл бұрын

OMG, I never saw this ended up having so many likes😂😂 I hope to join in on those problems soon though;_; everyone hang in there!😂

@Laura-ns7ox

7 жыл бұрын

irini gantziaa oh my, I'd be the richest person in the universe😂😂

@eggaplant5099

6 жыл бұрын

Hello I'm a bassist try again

@harryrees627

6 жыл бұрын

irini gantziaa if I had a £ every time someone called my Bass a cello I’d be richer than Pewdiepie

Lets be real here: Y'all who ain't musicians like me. This triggered you as well.

@anya2885

4 жыл бұрын

Y u p, v e r y.

@officxlsofti8558

3 жыл бұрын

it triggered me because i didn't understand what you were saying at first, but i am a musician 😂

@binkmuk

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh I'm a vocalist, but that still hurt

@kellisuzuki8889

3 жыл бұрын

it triggered me but I'm a pianist so I'll never ever have to deal with this lmao

@wildflo267

3 жыл бұрын

I played the clarinet, but dang, this still triggered me big time! Eddy seriously knows how to get under people's skin.

Canon in d: Violins:played it 500 times Violias:tired of it Cellos:played it 500 times, but 4 bars on repeat for the full length Canon in d. The cellists most hated piece

@RandomDuck__

4 жыл бұрын

My orchestra teacher: *hands out Cannon in D to everyone*

@robertevans3888

3 жыл бұрын

Only cellosnobs mock Pachabel Canon. Nice piece people love it. I enjoy playing it

Chorus kid: what's that shakey thing you with your arm Me the orcdork: it's the same shakey thing you do with your voice

@JP-gb3hb

6 жыл бұрын

Ah, the art of vibrato.

@elena2656

5 жыл бұрын

I’ve never seen the term “orcdork” being used but here we are

@captainravioli587

5 жыл бұрын

Random person: Ah yes vibratingo

@Leah-yh5sj

5 жыл бұрын

we have the same name! just thought that was cool idk

@eggandtomato1147

5 жыл бұрын

DAMN

Now do it for Double Bass, all the non-musicians suddenly remember the word "Cello" then. -_-

@TheDoubbleBass

7 жыл бұрын

Haha, oh boy. We just can't win can we?

@joeabc

7 жыл бұрын

That's a cool harp you got there.

@sophiamalina1615

6 жыл бұрын

TheDoubbleBass IKR THATS A PROBLM I FACE ALMOST EVERY DAY

@ralph6819

6 жыл бұрын

TheDoubbleBass is that a cello?

@athathathath

6 жыл бұрын

someone called my bass a cello and my friend's cello a trumpet - - } a t r u m p e t {- -

ME: Walking through the street with cello on my back. STRANGER: Oh! You play trombone! Yes, It really happened to me :-(

@chronicallyacoward

4 жыл бұрын

zupka chińska Rip

@chronicallyacoward

4 жыл бұрын

Femboy Ratchet I KNOWWWWW AHHHH

@ignatiusstablishmentariani7721

4 жыл бұрын

The case is literally a "guitar" shape. How can you fuck it up?

@l4mb_ch0p

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@a-mz1000

3 жыл бұрын

my first cello teacher got asked if she had a piano on her back once

Me: plays Chopin on piano Non musician friend: oh I can play some piano too! -plays E-D#-E-D#-E-D# and then smiles proudly Me: oh yeah very good! that's fur Elis- Friend: OH CAN YOU PLAY IT FOR ME I LOVE THIS SONG me: IT'S A PIECEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@DraculainUSA

4 жыл бұрын

You know, the fact that you called it a piece instead of a song proves that you’re a man of culture

@sophiapiao5279

4 жыл бұрын

So relatable except I'm not THAT good :(

@nellapenelope3240

4 жыл бұрын

This hits too close to home! Me: plays a *relatively* fast piece. They: WOW!! That was incredible! Can you play 'river flows in you'? Me: suddenly feels faint...

@whatTFisThis

4 жыл бұрын

@@nellapenelope3240 xD I play super fast anything, despite my arms not being buff, but they only piece that is stuck in me all the time is a Christmas song xD and then people go after I play it, "Wow you're so good!" I go in my brain _CUZ I'VE HAD THIS MEMORIZED IN MY HEAD FOR FUCKING THREE YEARS_ _MGXMGDJGDKYMDMTDHG!!!!!!!!!_

@nellapenelope3240

4 жыл бұрын

@@whatTFisThis eish... Yep. I had that with the soundtrack of the movie Narnia. Now I love the soundtrack, but it almost got ruined by people just bugging me to.play it over and over XD so yeah... Good luck holding out! XD

I went to play for a bunch of elementary schools and my director pointed to a cello and said, "does anyone know what this instrument is?" And then one kid just says the orchestra, and then another kid says its the tuba

@mauve9266

4 жыл бұрын

😂 sounds painful

@9mmberettam922

4 жыл бұрын

Vansh_K or a drumset

@by_clickingsignup671

3 жыл бұрын

Vansh_K like they would even know what that is

@AlephSharp

3 жыл бұрын

What if the kid who called it the orchestra was actually just dissing the rest of the orchestra? He wasn't, but we can dream, can't we?

@lianeli5406

3 жыл бұрын

Be nice! It kids from elementary.. could have been worse .. could have been final class ;)

I remember when someone called my violin a cello. It was a great day.

@sophiaminjee

6 жыл бұрын

민슈가 천재 짱짱 맨 뿡뿡 ARMY

@carolineh2274

6 жыл бұрын

oh how the tables have turned

@afridakabir9105

6 жыл бұрын

Oh how the tables have turned

@captainravioli587

5 жыл бұрын

THATS HAPPENED TO ME

@digidigi3453

5 жыл бұрын

WHAT THE FU

I feel offended as a guitarist on the "Oh is that a guitar" satirical comments _slaps the guitar on the shoulder and starts playing with a bow_

@pandylol9112

4 жыл бұрын

Literally some people asked me if my violin was a tiny guitar, others asked me if my violin was a weird looking ukelele...

@pandylol9112

4 жыл бұрын

Evangeline Studios F

@oceanroses

3 жыл бұрын

I joke about doing that with my cello when people call it a large violin. Lemme just hoist this thing on my shoulder real quick...

@lilischwarcz2848

3 жыл бұрын

@@oceanroses Me too. 😂 It was even funnier, when I started to play. I was 9 years old, my cello was bigger than me.

@HilaryLudkin-Finnie

3 жыл бұрын

Does same with my 'cello, the 'cellopoint stabs me in the neck, I die. Answer, nO It'S nOT a frIcKiNg BiG vIoLin.

Everyone talks about the "cello misunderstandings" but we have to appreciate the Shostakovich!

@FoxGlove8

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

I didn't want the Shostakovich to stop.

@sofiagarcia2892

5 жыл бұрын

K Lu do you know the name of the piece?

@chibianime3209

5 жыл бұрын

@@sofiagarcia2892 cello concerto 1 :D

@picante28

5 жыл бұрын

@@chibianime3209 Thanks !!!

@gimletrose1985

4 жыл бұрын

I replayed this video just to listen to that part lol

@everythingissalad2969

4 жыл бұрын

Shostakovich should never stop Play all his pieces and repeat

NEVER bring up freaking Pachelbel's canon when talking to a cello player.

@heretherewhere7375

6 жыл бұрын

Claudia Segoviano why? I didnt get that jokr

@hayleyscomet3447

6 жыл бұрын

Here&there Where same i dont get it either.

@chuxiian9078

6 жыл бұрын

I can totally relate to that! It’s because you’ll have to play the same 8 freaking notes for the whole song and it’s a nightmare for cellists!

@fairygoodmuller8065

6 жыл бұрын

as a cellist, it is literally the most boring piece of music in the world. (asides from the old castle in pictures at an exhibition but that atleast is nice to listen to...)

@sindhu7582

6 жыл бұрын

Same with bassists..my brother used to play the bass and talked about how he only repeated the same notes over and over again for Pachelbel's cannon

*someone else sees my bass* “ Ooh! Is that a big cello?” Me: *dies*

@user-tqnxjwjoazppq

4 жыл бұрын

My brother did that to me

@chronicallyacoward

4 жыл бұрын

The cellos get mixed up with you guys too 😭

@user-rn6hg2hb2e

4 жыл бұрын

Hiiii do you know what was the guy practicing in the piece?

@tillyhossain1049

4 жыл бұрын

I threw my resin at someone for saying that..i couldn't deal with the amount of people who say that to me. Yeah. wasn't very smart of me.

@Sagelystables8272

4 жыл бұрын

Yep ...

I used to stream me practicing cello and whenever someone would ask me to play the canon I would block them

@mauve9266

4 жыл бұрын

cellominork as you should 😂

@robertevans3888

3 жыл бұрын

NOT COOL

@diabolicfish4424

2 жыл бұрын

@@robertevans3888 YES COOL

i'm a cellist. at least i'm not a violist.

@EnrickFall

7 жыл бұрын

I would assume you are a pianist, from your avatar.

@w.a.mozart1675

7 жыл бұрын

Falling _ yes i am also a pianist, violinist, guitarist :) *edit: and ofcourse a cellist too

@EnrickFall

7 жыл бұрын

Well now I just feel bad for being only a mediocre pianist, thanks.

@r_kimmyyy

7 жыл бұрын

Music 4 Life I play the cello too

@kwikpikachu

7 жыл бұрын

I'm an organist and violist.....

*brings cello to talent show* "Oh my god guys, I told you big violins exist!" "That's not a violin! That's a miniature bass." _triggered_

@TheOriginalEntz

5 жыл бұрын

It is a violon-cello, :P they're all fiddles really... maybe people get so peeved about it because they don't know the proper terms and origin of the instruments themselves :) usually the case... people project their bullshit on others and get angry at it I mean it was pretty much called violin vente in the past ;)

@kevinplayscello_

5 жыл бұрын

Joesdf Joesdfg good for you! No one gives a fuck

@billychop8164

4 жыл бұрын

I like to see it as some one who should move to bass,some one who should move to bass,some one who should move to bass,and the only 2 bass players in the entirety of middle and high school who aren’t even in the same grade plz move to bass i’am extremely lonely

When the cello is in the case : - Is this a guitar ?

@algovoice

4 жыл бұрын

FINALLY SOMEONE FEELS MY PAIN

@agnidas5816

4 жыл бұрын

Check to see if the person asking is cute ;)

I once told a room full of cellos that pachabells Canon was my favorite classical song. I am a cellist. And yes my opinion has *definitely* changed

AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO GETS GENUINELY HAPPY MEETING A MUSICIAN FRIEND WHO CAN RELATE TO???? or is it just me

@myeastlight4026

6 жыл бұрын

Krisha Bernadette Suico I get superrr excited More when they play the same instrument as me

@daniellewene7913

6 жыл бұрын

As a classical, rhythm, and lead guitarist I identify with that greatly. My mom (who doesn't play an instrument) always asks me to play songs that are very out of my scope of abilities at the moment. She says "It doesn't sound that hard! It's got to be easy!" But any classically trained musician would agree that playing a piece on guitar that was designed for an orchestra is not an easy feet. It also bugs me when someone says they can play an instrument and they know only one song. Or they can only play songs they've learned because they've never studied music theory in the slightest.

@zitafeher2286

6 жыл бұрын

Krisha Bernadette Suico My whole school plays instruments. And in my old school, it was only me playing an instrument. 😅

@alexmercer7083

6 жыл бұрын

yes

@PANTA-Music

6 жыл бұрын

Biggest difference with musicians and non-musicians. Those who are musicians, never asks questions.

I feel the urge to clarify in case the second joke was missed. The Cello gets really long, boring notes in Pachelbel's Cannon, and every cellist hates it. It was a funny joke if you knew the context.

@tara5047

5 жыл бұрын

in addition, these long boring notes (there are 8 i think?) are repeated. for. AN ACTUAL AGE. whilst the violins are living their best lives playing all the trills and that, the cello's stuck playing 8 notes for the whole thing. 😂😭

@janettengo5373

5 жыл бұрын

Uhhhh. I'm a cellist and I have to play Canon for solo ensemble. I absolutely hate it.

@lilysticha7564

5 жыл бұрын

Lol I played it and it’s so boring, reminds of when I was doing a drone for the opening of Also sprach Zarathustra, the only thing I had was an open c for the whole thing. .😂

@josephfrechette9916

5 жыл бұрын

I actually never minded that song. As a cello player it’s my job to add the touches that make the violins pop. There are plenty of pieces where every instrument can shine. It’s the conductors job to put together a show that brings out of every instrument.

@veganmocha

5 жыл бұрын

i’m pretty sure everyone knows this

I got into Shostakovich and other Classical pieces and it all started due to the little clip at the beginning. It is actually crazy.

@doublebassdealery2023

Жыл бұрын

SAME

non-musician: oh I do love the cello - such a beautiful instrument, very melodious... cellist: oh I was just practicing Lutoslawski Cello Concerto (not a very soundful piece) and I was wondering if- non-musician: can you play that thing by that guy, you know? The guy? The one that goes like da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-DA-DA-DA-da-DA-DA-DA-DA-DAAAAAA-daaa-da-da cellist: (cue depressing music) me: Welcome to 2017 guys, how was your trip?

a double bass video would be hilarious. "What's a double bass???" "Uh, it's basically a big cello" "What's a cello???" "It's a really big violin" "oh okay" What I'd be more scared of is if they didn't know what a violin was. Then I'd have to say it's like a humongous flute with strings, and that's just weird

@merus1473

7 жыл бұрын

What is a humongous flute ?

@shiningarmor2838

6 жыл бұрын

You would say it's like a tiny guitar

@BonaparteBardithion

6 жыл бұрын

No, it's a mandolin with half the strings and a humming stick! "What's a mandolin?"

@paigerenee4173

6 жыл бұрын

*cough cough* it would be a really big viola because of the c string *cough cough*

@vicky6184

6 жыл бұрын

I've had people ask me what a violin is...believe me, it's kinda depressing

It's a piano.

@leblanc69069

6 жыл бұрын

YES 100%

@digidigi3453

5 жыл бұрын

My mom gets a violin and piano mixed up and I don't know why

my friends in beginning band: * *accidently knock over a cello* * i hope i didn't hurt the guitar me: are you- cello: am i a joke to you

(Me as a bass player) So cello practice tomorrow? It’s a bass Grandpa. Wow! That’s a big cello! It’s a bass...

@Sagelystables8272

4 жыл бұрын

Happens with me too.

Big Wood Between Legs I just remembered this......

@hoteltrivago9709

7 жыл бұрын

Sherlock William Hahaha. Well at least it isnt What Are You Even Ehem ehem (viola)

"Pachelbel's Canon" * intense flashbacks to repeating the same 8 notes 54 times * My 8th grade orchestra director was a cellist as well and all of the violins were always like "we should play Pachelbel!! Lets do Pachelbel at the next concert" and she was always like "NO. NO PACHELBEL"

@agnidas5816

4 жыл бұрын

The sad thing is all some one needs to do is arrange it a bit ... it can stay just as simple - you just swap the parts over, then swap them over again so everyone gets a shot at the melody and the harmony. Simple enough for a highschool senior public music program student to arrange.. at least the folks at my school could.

@LeftyPencil

3 жыл бұрын

@@agnidas5816 felt like I was the only one in orch who ever loaded up the included finale CD..

Someone: Pachabel's Canon Every musician: _Kills that guy_

When my best friend sees my violin: *CaN I tRY yOuR GUiTArrE*

@squeegie3524

4 жыл бұрын

Once at my birthday party I went to the bathroom and came back only to see a girl in my orchestra playing my violin without my permission. I left the case open to show everyone there and she was playing it!

@benjaminjohannessanchez3310

4 жыл бұрын

@@squeegie3524 That is unacceptable... exterminate her being!

@9mmberettam922

4 жыл бұрын

Major Lynx why tf did you invite her

@constantin3031

3 жыл бұрын

a VIOLIN

This is nothing compared to the double bass. People go literally nuts whenever they see one (even musicians...)

@Xilliana

7 жыл бұрын

I can relate...;_;

@nicothefae

7 жыл бұрын

Solange Segrétin I play violin and I freak out whenever I see a bass since they're so low

@harryrees627

6 жыл бұрын

Renneken me too... the relatable-ness is too high

@fridahamad9755

6 жыл бұрын

Idk how many times people have come into my house seen my bass and said “can you play something on that cello of yours?”

@harmslawler5654

6 жыл бұрын

Solange Segrétin IKR, I play a half size one and it's huge only cuz I'm tall 😂

THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS

@jennyphan1096

6 жыл бұрын

Classic me 349 TAYLOR SOAPROWJCNDKORHOSJVJEKWPSO

When someone asks me "Is that a ViOlIn" I'm offended It's a VIOLA

@enkaphalin1111

4 жыл бұрын

I feel you, my viola got called a guitar once

@enkaphalin1111

4 жыл бұрын

Also had a normie friends mom who thought viola was the Malay pronounciation for violin. Like damn how tf do ppl make that up

@9mmberettam922

4 жыл бұрын

Amyah Brown also if they think its a violin and don’t know what a viola is then why tf are they asking

@Roititouan

3 жыл бұрын

Viola gang

When I bring my cello to school, Person: can I hold it?? Me: No. Person: why? Me: IT'S MY BABY Person: I thought it was a big violin.. Me: .... GET THE F OUT

@agnidas5816

4 жыл бұрын

Violoncello is the full name, It literally is a big violin. You have a lot to learn and a lot of anger to let go of ..

@FoxGlove8

3 жыл бұрын

@Berta Quilez I do it every week lol.

@FoxGlove8

3 жыл бұрын

@@agnidas5816 Yh ik but ppl think they are LITERALLY big violins..

*GET OUT* Should've said that as soon as he said "big violin"

Pachabel's Canon 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

@astrobiological7058

7 жыл бұрын

*Rocket

@ViviAn-sm4ov

7 жыл бұрын

Mantu Lal lol i literally died on these part XD ...

@greengreen970

7 жыл бұрын

Mantu Lal i don't get it, care to explain so i also can laugh?

@ainnara396

7 жыл бұрын

Green Green cellist hate this piece because they just have to play 8 notes and repeat until the song finish.

@mlal8314

7 жыл бұрын

Green Green 606 is absolutely right

me: *carries my violin in the case* my school principal: WhOaH that's a small guitar you got me: *...*

Musicians: "cello" Non-musicians: "big violin"

Obviously that’s a string tuba

So two-set just making videos straight from my memories now

6 жыл бұрын

Why... Did... I... read... Meme-ories...

Lol the same thing happens with my bass guitar “big guitar” “why does your guitar have 4 strings?”

@agnidas5816

4 жыл бұрын

Why does your guitar have four strings is a perfectly fine question ... some people prefer a 7 string bass guitar for example. Four is sort of the standard default because it is all you need to accompany the lead and rhythm guitars well. Lutes (original guitar) had more strings originally to be able to play by themselves - a bass guitar is not expected to play on its own so it has fewer strings (similar to how violin and viola were broken up into 4 string instruments to fit in an orchestra setting).

i saw this video super long ago before i knew twoset in school and just now i’m finding it again when i’m a fan of twoset. brings back memories

How does one casually greet a famous cellist's mother? *_"Yo! Yo-Yo Ma's ma!"_*

@zixiong681

4 жыл бұрын

Lol as someone who has learned Chinese before this was genuinely funny.

"I'm the violin!" "I play the thing that looks like a violin but sounds deeper :D" "i PLaY thE sMaLl dOubLe bAsS threats ActuAlLy a BiG ViOLiN!!1!" "Yeah, I'm just the big cousin" string orchestras introducing themselves to strangers ♪

Once I was carrying my cello and someone commented on how heavy my tuba must be.

This is why I only play piano indoors, at my house, while it is raining; so that no outsider would eavesdrop and question me.

Common Things To Hear: Is that a guitar? Canon in D Thats a fiddle/big violin Do you need help carrying it (more common with bass) What's a cello?

@Laura-gb1jv

4 жыл бұрын

"Do you ever regret choosing such a BIG instrument?!"

@martinperalta4189

4 жыл бұрын

"O my gosh how heavy is it *takes cello from you and runs off with it*"

@madelieverossenaar

4 жыл бұрын

I have had people on the streets asking if my violin was a guitar (while I was carrying it)

@zixiong681

4 жыл бұрын

Also ‘Can you play something for me?!’

@gabrielpaludo6913

4 жыл бұрын

People also call any instrument with keys "piano"

THIS IS SO ACCURATE IT HURTS

This is literally every bassist as well. Brings bass anywhere Everyone: IS ThAt a gUiTAr

Me: carrying a double bass, Some kid: what's that instrument? Their mother: that's a cello

before I watch please don't say it's big viola or violin

@HyouMix

7 жыл бұрын

Big guitar

@les4148

7 жыл бұрын

HyouMix ! wow thanks man❤❤❤😂😂

@michaelc2832

7 жыл бұрын

I have heard every single one....

@lol...

7 жыл бұрын

small double bass

@nohandleXD

7 жыл бұрын

Adriana Leš Too late buddy, i'm a cellist as well. And it gets to me every time XD

IS THAT THE BIG VIOLIN?!?!?!?!?

I was “introduced” to Kian Soltani via Twoset, and haven’t looked back. I love his playing.

Me: **Brings my viola to school every single day** Classmate: Is that a violin? Me: No it's a- Classmate: Oh, it's a guitar! Me: Uh, no- Classmate: Ah, I know, it has to be an electric guitar! Me: 🤦🏻‍♀️

When somebody says it’s an clarinet but in reality it’s an oboe

@tiabkcilc5442

5 жыл бұрын

lol something like that happen to me last week, but its the opposite

@danisocry4065

5 жыл бұрын

I play oboe

@djshirazi5039

5 жыл бұрын

never had the problem btw im a playin' on the piano

@danisocry4065

5 жыл бұрын

@@djshirazi5039 ma pensa te! 👍

@moonylanatm_

5 жыл бұрын

Yea

OMG don't ever mention cannon to cellist when I was good enough to play it I was so disappointed what I found was my part

@monkeyman15387

6 жыл бұрын

I know right, it's the same thing over and over again.

@typo1345

5 жыл бұрын

Cannon, huh?

@jeffreymeijer933

5 жыл бұрын

@@typo1345 think he means canon in D, which for the cellist is i think about 4 bars on repeat.

@typo1345

5 жыл бұрын

@@jeffreymeijer933 I know I'm just picking on the spelling

I don't know it has been commented but the piece the cellist plays in first seconds is *Cello no 1. - Shostakovich*

@theyluvtwoset.13

Жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the _Cello No. 1_

Anyone : Canon in D Cello player : *PTSD intensifies*

As a cellist, this is so true.... Don't even mention Pachelbel's Canon. Just don't. -_-

@oof4971

7 жыл бұрын

Kristen K. rip, cello's will never play the lead bit in canon

@kristenkim

7 жыл бұрын

Ikr? The Canon is cancer for all cellists. :/

@debkelly3698

7 жыл бұрын

Check out Rockelbel's Canon by the Piano Guys. Or Pagagnini's version. Or Pachelbel's Rant. When cellists rebel!!! ;-) Only we cellists can fully appreciate these!

@avocado3-in-182

5 жыл бұрын

Audrei Sapp because, if you’re a cellist and you play the pachelbel canon d, you’re kinda like a broken turntable that repeats the same thing over and over.

@elybarnard7879

5 жыл бұрын

Yep same

me: playing the cello brother: OMG GIMME *puts cello on the wrong side and bows left-handed*

@chronicallyacoward

4 жыл бұрын

Annie B. What a sin

@Person-ed2ys

4 жыл бұрын

remove his kneecaps.

@agnidas5816

4 жыл бұрын

There is no wrong side for the cello, or the violin for that matter. Don't deify tradition ... don't hurt your brother out of your ignorance.

@pao6207

4 жыл бұрын

Agni Das I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not but if you aren’t that is just wrong

@y.vsofia4060

4 жыл бұрын

Remove his Brain........ Wait.....I don’t think he has one

This video speaks to my heart ❤️

I am a cellist who has watched twosetviolin for a long time despite not playing the violin. I clicked on this video being really happy that they posted something about cellos. I then suffered pain while watching this video because why would I voluntarily put myself through the pain that I go through every day.

I play cello, and somebody was like, what’s a cello?! That’s a big violin! Omg, you play the bass?!

@amy0044

3 жыл бұрын

I still can't believe that people don't know what a cello is.

When I play a trombone and a non musician asks "is that a trumpet"

@ethanwilliamson902

5 жыл бұрын

It's opposite for me. It's really scary how many people don't know what a trumpet is.

@PeterGriffin-kb2hf

5 жыл бұрын

This person in the comments of a different video was like "no one even knows what a tuba is" and that made me loose faith in the world that he didn't even know it from veggietales

Whenever I carry my cello in public I always get weird looks. This is the same thing when I’m practicing. It’s so relatable I could cry. 😭

@FoxGlove8

3 жыл бұрын

I literally have a sticker that says "this is a cello. Not a violin. Not a tuba. Not a guitar. Not a big violin. A C-E-L-L-O

Them mad cello skills tho

Oh gosh that guy pretending to be an idiot is so hilarious.

@grrttprtt

6 жыл бұрын

K Lu what if he’s not pretending? 🧐

@berkleynash4973

6 жыл бұрын

You mean Brett?

@monkeyman15387

6 жыл бұрын

Berkley Nash. That's Eddy...

@berkleynash4973

6 жыл бұрын

Oh sorry my bad. At the time of commenting I wasn’t entirely sure who which person was

@monkeyman15387

6 жыл бұрын

No worries. I used to not know who was who either.

As a cellist I can not feel more offended at how real it is

Somebody once called my cello a piano.... True story😂

i also get the "oh, do you play the guitar?"too a lot. but is mostly the big violin.

@afridakabir9105

6 жыл бұрын

Evdokia Samaan GUITAR!?