“If I wanted to go to a cold fantasy land with no guns I’d have just gone to Canada”

@stm7810

Жыл бұрын

It's like the Frontier, but without the hot sex or any of the fun. hell, Skyrim is worse than operation Anchorage.

@Sousabird

Жыл бұрын

@@stm7810 the Frontier was a mod made by the future sex offenders of America club, with a healthy dose of plagiarism.

@stm7810

Жыл бұрын

@@Sousabird Doesn't stop it being better than skyrim which was written by defenders of IRL slavery.

@raizenmazoku1519

Жыл бұрын

@@stm7810 where are you getting this info

@stm7810

Жыл бұрын

@@raizenmazoku1519 Todd Howard is a capitalist and if you pay attention to the writing in FO3, Skyrim and FO4 (not a fallout game, it never happened) you'd notice his conservative views spread into there, with him even thinking it's a difficult moral choice to free a baby from slaver parents to end slavery. he depends on wage slavery to stay a useless rich fuck.

Ron is the only person that could appreciate a man eating 50 eggs and 20 cheese wheels while jogging.

@ihavemyshield

Жыл бұрын

Hehe

@commanex

Жыл бұрын

Dojt forget cool hand luke

@thepolarphantasm2319

Жыл бұрын

This is an actual fact Btw, Ron Swanson: Dovahkiin would be a kickass idea for a Skyrim playthrough 😂

@withalittlehelpfrom3

Жыл бұрын

Chris Traeger could never!!

@hs4619

Жыл бұрын

Facts

You call that a tower? Try the Tops Casino, friend.

@Joseph-rx9tp

Жыл бұрын

Ring-A-Ding-Ding!

@bhart3321

Жыл бұрын

Isn't Lucky 38 the tallest building on the map?

@PlebNC

Жыл бұрын

You call that a tower? Try Tenpenny Tower, peasant.

@yeahmike3847

Жыл бұрын

@@bhart3321 I believe so

@bhart3321

Жыл бұрын

@@PlebNC I think the 38 is taller than Tenpenny but I'm not absolutely sure.

"Look a giant wielding a club. We don't got that in fallout"

@PlebNC

Жыл бұрын

Super Mutant Behemoth: "Bruh"

@motodog242

Жыл бұрын

@@PlebNC “That’s the joke”

@tanith117

Жыл бұрын

Biggest Dave.

@corbingrieves4505

Жыл бұрын

@@PlebNC r/whoosh

@TaurusTheCrazyBull

Жыл бұрын

Frank Horrigan: "You wish It was that mild"

Totally should have added him arguing with an npc that won’t take bottle caps

@LucasStaffel

Жыл бұрын

Lost opportunity there, I have to agree! hahahaha

@ThePsych123

Жыл бұрын

"of course you do, that's the most wonderful piece of metal on the planet, take it"

@DirtCheapFU

Жыл бұрын

Or the vegan jerky npc

@radfoxuk8113

Жыл бұрын

@@ThePsych123 Gold? What, do you use energy weapons?? Thus is a lead flat my friend, and tomorrow I'll show you the power of powder!

@QuarterAlive

Жыл бұрын

@@ThePsych123 Sir I assure you these “bottle caps” you refer to are not legal tender…we accept imperial septims, that is all.

I love that that for Ron taking the picture and Roggvir getting beheaded is synced up perfectly

@slyseal2091

Жыл бұрын

me when the funny is there

@extremely.hung.individual2693

Жыл бұрын

The cherry on top of the entire video and it came first lmao

@Lantern_Larry

Жыл бұрын

Who saves the cherry for last? Everyone alive and dead ate the cherry first.

@anzaigon

Жыл бұрын

Where he from

@christopherlopez1678

Жыл бұрын

It’s called editing

I believe the only thing Ron would enjoy about Skyrim, Gold, Gold everywhere

@chesterstevens8870

Жыл бұрын

And Honningbrew mead.

@moragion

Жыл бұрын

And woodworking

@Hugo_Golden

Жыл бұрын

And the various meats and haunches and exotic foods and drinks

@timoman6

Жыл бұрын

I'd imagine the weapons, too

@tanith117

Жыл бұрын

He'd be the player that goes into Hearthfire 100%

Follower: can I help you with anything? Ron: 'I know more than you.'

@theonlydillank

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

No one tell Ron about the Thalmor infringing on religious freedoms.

@WasatchWind

Жыл бұрын

Ron and Joshua Graham I think would get along well.

@knightshade2654

Жыл бұрын

I do not think that Swanson is religious; one of his lines near the end of the series is “Say what you will about organized religion, but they build a good chapel” or something of the sorts Still, he would be pissed at infringements on freedom of worship and deeply respect Graham, likely talking about guns for hours.

@treyroberts8124

Жыл бұрын

​@Knightshade that was the point dude...

“History began on July 4th, 1776. Everything before that was a mistake.” 😂😭😭 most American line ever

@polariz3r600

Жыл бұрын

because it's fax. solid. fax. unequivocal fax.

@fortusvictus8297

Жыл бұрын

@@polariz3r600 Gold plated fax

@Taschip

Жыл бұрын

Based

@gandalf_thegrey

Жыл бұрын

@@polariz3r600 The other 7.5 billion people in this world: lol no

@Murdocke89

Жыл бұрын

America was a mistake

Skyrim doesn't have a radio that plays 50s songs that you can listen to while launching mini-nukes Easy choice

@laqu.

Жыл бұрын

But it does have abused orphans in an abusive orphanage

@PlebNC

Жыл бұрын

@@laqu. Little Lamplight joined the chat

@laqu.

Жыл бұрын

@@PlebNC but there's no old witch to abuse them there I don't recall

@Birkebeiner1066

Жыл бұрын

@@laqu. BE the old witch

@znmckague

Жыл бұрын

@@Birkebeiner1066 MacCready has joined the chat and decided you're a mungo

"Pardons sir, but we only accept septins" "No, you'll accept Nuka Cola bottle caps, it's the greatest currency in the post apocalypse"

"You call that a tower? Try the Lucky 38 Hotel Resort and Casino, friend"

@highflyer3353

Жыл бұрын

Not a hotel

@eyeamstrongest

Жыл бұрын

@@highflyer3353 ok virgin

@highflyer3353

Жыл бұрын

@@eyeamstrongest just cuz u r dont mean i am

@ricoismydaddy2232

14 күн бұрын

Gottem

Missed an opportunity to insert Tenpenny or Trinity Tower with the Sears Tower line!

@fusionreactor7179

Жыл бұрын

Lucky 38

@TheMetalAllfather

Жыл бұрын

@@fusionreactor7179 The Lucky 38.

@danielwilson5133

Жыл бұрын

I just want fallout in Chicago now 🤔

@beanieguitarguy4070

Жыл бұрын

I haven’t seen Trinity Tower since my first playthrough Fo4. Now my game just crashes anytime I get near the city.

"Their ways are strange and foreign, I dont even know what the hell these people are talking about most of the time...but they do use gold as their currency and its every man for himself out here...i think i might just stay"-Ron, probably

fallout 2 players in skyrim be like "hey a horse, its not a highwayman but still qualifies as a solid mode of transportation."

@Xurikyo

Жыл бұрын

Fucking right? Lol

"STOP! You violated the law!" "Not to worry. I have a permit." "This just says, 'I do what I want.'"

@Arthirias

Жыл бұрын

Damn this should really be a youtube short series. Ron Swanson in Skyrim lol

@kevinprzy4539

Жыл бұрын

@@Arthirias I love the Sopranos in Skyrim videos but I second having Ron in Skyrim as well

@michael6880

Жыл бұрын

Ron Swanson, thane of all skyrim holds. He infiltrated the nobility to take down feudalism from the inside

I’m literally playing Skyrim for the first time and this has been my reaction to everything, idk why I never played Skyrim before but I’m having a blast with the Anniversary edition. Thanks for this lol

@harrai6530

Жыл бұрын

Get bijin all in one , kaililies ,pandorables , botox of skyrim , ussep , better quality map , vanilla script optimization , skyrim cleaned textures , sse engine fixes , triumvirate, relationship dialogue overhaul , skse , skyui , fnis, get all these mods asap as starters

@aerystargaryenii2565

Жыл бұрын

Savor the first gameplay my friend because you only get to play skyrim for the first time once. I envy you Dovahkiin I wish you good fortune in the wars to come.

@motodog242

Жыл бұрын

@@harrai6530 Or don’t, because the game is fine as it is before you put in mods. After you put in mods you may as well play a different game… which people usually do after installing their mods, since installing mods and testing their stability took too long and their ADHD took them to another game, lol.

@harrai6530

Жыл бұрын

@@motodog242 it's fine if he wants a vanilla experience what I recommened were just performance , stability and fixes mods and some npc overhauls.

@caiooca5793

Жыл бұрын

@@motodog242 What are you talking about, playtesting and modding is way better than playing, I don't even play anything anymore, just tweak modded weapons in FO4 😂😂

At least in Skyrim you can lockpick any lock without a numerical skill denying you sweet riches.

@WasatchWind

Жыл бұрын

That has been something I've hated in new Vegas. Newer games let you _try_ even if you have no chance. For someone who, if I do say so myself, is extremely good at Bethesda lockpicking, I found it very frustrating.

@zombieminecraft4213

Жыл бұрын

No not really the lockpick doesn't always work and sometimes even at an easy lock you will break all your lock picks trying to open it in skyrim.

@zombieminecraft4213

Жыл бұрын

@@WasatchWind obsidian made new vegas so it is no surprise.

@dr.virus1295

Жыл бұрын

@@zombieminecraft4213 Use the good ol' quicksave before lockpicking; I think there's also a way to find the sweet spot if you rotate the pick slowly it'll make a click sound

@tchok

Жыл бұрын

You know I kinda like how Fallout does it because it means I don't have to obsess over opening every damn lock I come across. But I guess that's on me lol. Also the sweetspot is way more lenient in Fallout.

When I first played Skyrim, I kept trying to hit the VATS button.

"History began in the 4th era, everything before that was a mistake"

@Arronic

6 ай бұрын

just like the oblivion crisis,yep total mistake there

I played fallout for years and a month ago started my first Skyrim play through. “You call that a tower? Try Trinity tower friend.”

"But then again they don't have ASSAULT RIFLES in Cyrodil so bugger that" -Yahtzee Croshaw

Best series on KZread right now...

Was expecting something more like "Arrow to the knee? Almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter."

@Arronic

6 ай бұрын

i would only know how that feels probably way more painful

You know my idea of a Bethesda RPG. A Salisbury Steak, a bottle of Nuka Cola Quantum, 2 hours of vigorous locking picking and terminal hacking and I'm still up by 2:30.

Ron Swanson becomes best bros with Eurolund Grey Mane at the Skyforge.

The editing is gold as usual

The irony being that Lagavulin is a whisky from the island of Islay, Scotland. Its distillery owned by a company based in London.

@godisafujoshi

Жыл бұрын

My thoughts were similar

@BigUriel

Жыл бұрын

What kind of stereotypical American would take the time to learn geography or where the things he likes actually come from? It's written in American, so it must come from America, right?

@oliverhughes610

Жыл бұрын

@@BigUriel what? Do you know what irony means?

@BigUriel

Жыл бұрын

@@oliverhughes610 Yes. Do you know what sarcasm is?

@oliverhughes610

Жыл бұрын

@@BigUriel Yes. Your attempted application of it was clumsy.

Me, who played fallout first: This is just fallout without guns. I miss my guns

"You call that a Tower? Try Tenpenny Tower, friend"

This hits so close to home. I played skyrim first, but I barely played for a few hours. Meanwhile I have platinum in fallout 4

@highflyer3353

Жыл бұрын

4 really that's probably as bland tho

@BouncingTribbles

Жыл бұрын

@@highflyer3353 the question was scifi vs fantasy. Not how interesting you found it

@highflyer3353

Жыл бұрын

@@BouncingTribbles oh no I prefer fallout 4 its great but I think that they are very one note character and dumb plots 'n' shit in both but especially skyrim I just think you should have compared it to New Vegas or 2

@highflyer3353

Жыл бұрын

@@BouncingTribbles but then it is much easier to 100% than any other fallout

@BouncingTribbles

Жыл бұрын

@@highflyer3353 fallout 4 came out at the sweet spot, technology wise. New Vegas is interesting and all, but the load times where you could go to the bathroom killed the experience for me. Also, I think I prefer the slightly blander take of fallout 4, in new vegas and their newer game I always felt like they didn't take things far enough. Choices were basically still 2D with no real consequences other than you're not our friend anymore. The story in general is just as contrived in new Vegas as it is in fallout 4. Sorry for the rant, I guess my tl:dr is that new vegas is at best 1 point higher in my rating then fallout 4. If new vegas is an 8, fallout 4 is still a 7. And that's only if I were to concede that new Vegas is better and put fallout 4 below new Vegas. They land about even, having beaten them both a couple times each

Local general store clerk: "Can I help you with anything?" Ron Swanson: "I know more than you"

My personal head cannon is that Ron wouldn't do the Stealth Archer build because sneaking is lying about where you are.

Skyrim memes are more fun to watch than Skyrim is to play

@thatboyakira4202

Жыл бұрын

I respectfully agresively disagree.

Ouch! Another one that hits too close to home...one of these days, I'm gonna finish Skyrim.

“War….. war never changes”. 😭

I love that he uses the correct name for Sears Tower.

DovahRon. That made my day

Nothing will replace sniping Legion from hilltops with an anti-material rifle and explosive rounds. Nothing.

An edit like this should never go unnoticed. I am truly ashamed it took me so long to find.

Ron would definitely side with Mr. house

My mom forced me to play fallout 3 when I was 5 now I love it unconditionally

@ChrisGuerra31

Жыл бұрын

Cool mom

I picked up a long bow and said to myself: "Is this your idea of a Gauss rifle??"

"You call that a tower?" Try the tenpenny tower.

Prime time content like this is what I love to watch before I go to bed

Yo these are funny as hell I always come to your channel for a good laugh and I think for the next one it should be when your companion is knocked unconscious Michael Keaton comes in saying HE'S DYING!

@moonunit7417

Жыл бұрын

Oh god, you are giving me outer worlds flashbacks. The hardest difficulty would be perfect except your companions die constantly

@johnmarsh5771

Жыл бұрын

@@moonunit7417 hell yeah

This edit is *breathtaking.*

This was beyond expectations A+ 💕

The clock one got me

"Look, a clock. We don't have that in Cyrodiil." "You call that a tower? Try the White-Gold Tower friend."

The perfect timing of Ron taking a picture of Roggvir's beheading lmao.

The man, the myth, the Legend...

All he's missing is an Enclave Power Armor Helmet

Ron Swanson is my hero. Fallout and Elder Scrolls are some of my favourite games. What you did here, friend, is nothing short of God’s work. Bravo

Keep em coming!

Damn dude, you watched an episode of Parks and Rex and had a vision and followed through on it and I’m just here to tell you you freakin nailed it… it’s perfect

Last time I was this early, my gf was pretty pissed. Love the videos

Should've changed the caption to say 2076 instead of 1776.

well done. 😂 i like both series so its even funnier.

My kinda guy.

Omg yes please do more parks and rec fallout/skyrim

this was amazing

The Bass Pro pyramid is the only landmark worth existing

@fortusvictus8297

Жыл бұрын

Many thousands of years later future archeologists will rediscover both buried under silt and sand, and know which culture was superior in every way.

@joshuabessire9169

27 күн бұрын

@@fortusvictus8297 Did UFOs build the city of Memphis? Some ancient Kings theorists say "yes."

Patrolling Skyrim makes you wish for the Dragons to return.

[Weapon merchant starts giving a sales pitch] “I know more than you.”

This man is my spirit animal.

"not in the real world it's too messy" preach king

This is me right now, played a lot of fallout but only just started Skyrim and loving it

Should have added Tennpenny Tower to the subtitles at the end, but still great

Ron, at least you didn't take an arrow to the knee!

This is a masterpiece.

This is how I feel going in to Skyrim from Oblivion

This is my favourite one holy shit

"The only thing I hate more than liars, is Skooma, which is water that is lying about being alcohol."

Omg we need Ron trying to buy a postcard to be like giving caps instead of septums lmao

The Companions: "We are werewolves." Ron: "I am just here for the breakfast buffet."

Missed him trying to buy a postcard from Belethor with a bottle cap

Hahaha! Amazing! We need more Ron Swanson in Skyrim 👏🏻😂❤

For future iterations of this should sync up Ron going to Scotland with the sovengaard game footage

"I'm really proud of you"

I love this

One of your best.

This is beyond genius

Both in bed at 8:30, I’ve never met a woman who goes to bed early in my whole life. Ever. Ever!

@yeahmike3847

Жыл бұрын

I mean, after having sex with Ron Swanson for 2 hours, I'd expect ANYONE would be exhausted

@eviljoe9548

Жыл бұрын

Just try harder

Such a legend. Also very accurate

An arrow?!, took a knee to face friend.

The line about July 4th sounds exactly like something you would hear from a Fallout companion. Or wandering old world robot.

@Lizardlizard02

Жыл бұрын

Imagine a Mr Gutsy as a companion

Shoulda made the caption "try the tenpenny tower, friend"

"Try the Tenpenny Tower, friend."

We need this speech Dagoth Ur-ified

my love for this.....god damn

It is funny what they say-most often, you enjoy whichever one you played first, and that seems to be true

@jasonhymes3382

Жыл бұрын

I played fallout first but I enjoy elder scrolls a lot more. I'm just not that into sci-fi but I really like fantasy.

You call that a tower? Tinnpenny... Now *that's* a tower

Well played

Perfection

the opposite situation would just be clips of What We Do In The Shadows

That one guy Phoxtic is making that hilarious Biden in Skyrim series - a version of that with Ron Swanson in Fallout or Skyrim would be absolutely hilarious.

Trinity tower