You can now watch PART 2 here: kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZqV5pcWegr3fepM.html

Arch Enemy should have been: You'd like to talk to the vocalist. You'd also like to talk to any woman you're not related to.

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

God that’s right

@eenshcobob

3 күн бұрын

Even though the first three albums with male vocals are amazing

Obituary is fucking spot on. We all just want good music, headbanging and happiness lmao

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

Add in some nice (non-craft) beer.

@WHOREHAMMER_OFFICIAL

Жыл бұрын

@@jojoplaysmusic whats your fav death metal band bro?

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

@@WHOREHAMMER_OFFICIAL I’m always torn between Hate Eternal and Gorguts.

@martinwakefield8138

Жыл бұрын

Yup, saw the live in Ybor City, and well, yup. But I'm also guilty of the Chuck stuff too

Suffocation one got me laughing my ass off ( I actually bought an axe last week so the chopping wood part was kinda right )

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I saw you. I was there 👁👁

Blood Incantation: You're 👽

@Jesusblowsme666

Жыл бұрын

Habe u seen an alien?

@Josh.V

Жыл бұрын

@@Jesusblowsme666 kzread.info/dash/bejne/ga6j1I-bhJDZf9Y.html

@Josh.V

Жыл бұрын

@@Jesusblowsme666 me encanta tu nombre XD

@antonkovalenko364

Жыл бұрын

Nah. Hypocrisy.

Chuck would be proud.

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

Maybe, but would Edgeworth be?

Portal- Your metal head friends don’t trust you around their kids. Arghoslent- You say lyrics don’t matter ALOT. Deeds of Flesh- You are either a Tec Death fan or you enjoy DoF’s good albums. Opeth - You wear a turtleneck.

@deerskull2163

Жыл бұрын

I like Arghoslent and think lyrics matter😈😈😈

@henrywalton5967

Жыл бұрын

Opeth is Death Metal for gentlemen lol

@dq7860

Жыл бұрын

Path of the Weakening is something every BDM fan should listen too.

@td601

Жыл бұрын

@@dq7860 BDM as Dahlia?

@dq7860

Жыл бұрын

@@td601 Brutal Death Metal

Not only related to DM, I say "Chuck would be proud of you" to my homies in a daily basis

Morbid Angel fans: "Everything sucks after David Vincent left!!!" "Nooo, formulas was good!!" Obituary fans: I like when they play da groovy riff.

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

Lol. Formulas is definitely their most underrated album.

@FlatChestsAreDelicious

Жыл бұрын

@@jojoplaysmusic Chambers of Dis tho 👌

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

@@FlatChestsAreDelicious exactly, that one and Heaving Earth.

@itscorvid358

Жыл бұрын

i'm an obituary fan and can confirm i like when they alternate pick the low E string 20 times in a row and go "RRRAAAAUUUUUUWWWWGUGGGUGHHUHHH"

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

@@itscorvid358 oh you mean that one song from that album about decompisition?

Saw Deicide last night. Someone said fuck Chuck Schuldiner out loud and Glen Benton scolded the fuck out of him. Glen could easily pass for a demon, he’s scary when he gets mad.

Definitely guilty of leaving the odd "Chuck would be proud " comment 🤘🏻

@martinwakefield8138

Жыл бұрын

you and me.both brother

After watching several of your videos, I'm impressed by how much old school metal you know for your age. \m/

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

You could say I’m something of a connoisseur.

@kp7309

Жыл бұрын

Its not like they banned death metal past the 90s

When you said Cryptopsy, I thought about None So Vile. BRUAL LYRICS. But... Can u understand? IT DOESN'T MATTERRR

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

Exactly

@nicolasreny221

Жыл бұрын

Fr he writes some of the most brutal and well written lyrics only to then sound like a deranged mental asylum patient who got possessed but it sounds fucking amazing so who cares

2:14 Arch Enemy is my favorite band mentioned here, and this seems accurate.

French Death Metal edition: Aosoth: You really like archery and cutting your flesh for Satan. Atavisma: You like to hang out in the Parisian catacombs. Temple of Baal: You secretly like Doom Metal. Kaabalh: You secretly like Atavisma. A LOT. Mercyless: You secretly like Thrash Metal. N.K.V.D.: Every friday night you meet your dominatrix who's dressed as a totalitarian general and get your butt whipped hard. You're also nostalgic of Vichy and the occupation, for some reason. Autokrator: Every friday night you meet your slave and dress up as a totalitarian general and whip his butt hard. You're also nostalgic of the USSR and Stalin, for some reason. Funeralium: You have too much free time on your hands. Impureza: You secretly wish you were a matador. Loudblast: You like Thrash Metal more than Mercyless.

Man, all of these are spot on! Though I knew only a handful of the bands, I'll gladly listen to the ones I don't know. I kind of use your videos to discover more bands, songs, genres etc. Thanks for the videos, they're hella entertaining! :D

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

Oh that’s very cool. I appreciate that man!

TBDM: (Alternatively) You're the only metalhead in town so the Core kids adopted you.

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

Lmao I know someone whose case is exactly that.

@aSandwich.13

Жыл бұрын

@@jojoplaysmusic Myself included, lmao

@kaelanmcalpine2011

Жыл бұрын

I think that was me in high school though I was more into dubstep and power/prog metal then. The only BDM song I know is What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse.

These are hilarious and spot-on. Speaking of Cryptopsy, they're one of my all-time favorite bands, but I just can't get over some of their lyrics. Some of it is just funny.

The Beneath the Massacre one and both gorguts ones are just on point. Agree LOL.

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

Nice Ad Nauseum profile pic btw

Oxygen Destroyer: You've probably had or you have an unhealthy obsession with the Godzilla franchise. That said, my favorites here are Death, Morbid Angel, Arch Enemy, Suffocation, Venom Prison, and Incantation. Almost all of these bands are sick, though

Cannibal Corpse one really got me. I’m literally the guy with cargo pants and combat boots at every concert. By the way holy fuck you actually know Guttural Secrete, props on you.

Thumbnail was spot on, I complained once about a tour with hate eternal not having hate eternal while in my town while putting down other bands that they had been here with in the recent to the time past, and Eric Rutan messaged me to set it all straight

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

Erik Rutan is a real one.

Love your videos. Keep up the great work.

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

Hey thank you so much! I appreciate that.

Never thought I’d see the local band Vitrial be featured on a KZread video. Can’t wait to get my sweet vinyl from them that’s how Cool they are. 🔥😎

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

Vitriol are a magnificent band. They get me going. Perfect music for working out and pumping iron.

@christiankramer879

Жыл бұрын

They are so sick, Kyle is the nicest dude ever 🤘

I play 40k and have not heard of Bolt Thrower, thank you ❤️

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

My pleasure

LMAO that was good. Having hung out with Cephalic Carnage I gotta say that was the perfect descriptor to go along with them and their ultra fans. Those guys are funny as hell in person tho. I was laughing nearly all night....I was super high too soooo

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

I’m just gonna say: I never miss.

@crsmyth4428

Жыл бұрын

@@jojoplaysmusic I was hoping to see Between The Buried and Me on your list. I wanted to know the type I am lol

for part 2 if u do one could we get infant announcement along with lorna shore and/or slaughter to prevail

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

I mean those are Deathcore bands. Maybe if I do a Deathcore video.

@localdeathcorekid

Жыл бұрын

@@jojoplaysmusic alright! also i meant infant annihilator not infant announcement, my autocorrect is weird💀

Sad no mortification

This list is golden. He 100% nailed me with gorguts. Happy to see Demilich on here too! I don't live in a sewer--yet.

Death is probably my favorite and I rarely mention Chuck on the web

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

You just did.

@mysticmagicsmurfdarklord6844

Жыл бұрын

@@jojoplaysmusic I said rarely, not never

Vitriol for the win

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

Let’s gooooo

I do play 40k, and the fourth crusdade by bolt thrower is one of my favorite songs :)

Death, Possessed, TBDM, At The Gates, Cannibal Corpse and Venom Prison TBDM and At The Gates parts rlly talk about me so accurately

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

I hold the knowledge of multitudes.

Cannabis corpse does speak for itself. XD I got the “Nug So Vile” CD and I listen to it often.

Love this series! Could you do thrash metal?

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

Guess I have no choice

You said “you’ve known the taste of human flesh” on devourment I was like “I don’t think I’ve tasted human before?” Then I got flashbacks to all the times I’ve purposely cut skin off of my fingers to eat it. My severe nail biting problem has taught me that fingers taste GREAT. I’m not even trying to be edgy the skin around my nails is so fucking good. I don’t know what it is it’s just good.

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

Guess I can freely say: I never miss

@WHOREHAMMER_OFFICIAL

Жыл бұрын

He was right tho lmao.

I don't know if I should feel called out or proud of being a Black Dahlia fan. . .

@NathanHoff96

Жыл бұрын

Neither, anyone who doesn't like BDM needs to get a brain scan.

@PROJECTJoza100

Жыл бұрын

Proud!

Entombed/dismember one killed me! As a big fan I completely agree that we are numb in the ears, a small price to listen to the hm2

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

Ain’t that right

@microwaveableselfie3421

Жыл бұрын

Well, not unless it’s a entombed album that isn’t one of the first few ;)

I guess i have to say it... "Chuck would be proud"

My favorite is Atheist, but I felt like the Morbid Angel description was pretty on the money. Morbid Angel is my favorite band that was mentioned.

I love several of the bands here. I'm a big fan of Dark Tranquillity (and melodeath in general), as well as Devourment (Molesting the Decapitated is best) and Visceral Disgorge (I liked Ingesting Putridity best out of VD's discography). So apparently, I would be a caring, candid cannibal? Lol

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

Yeah like that German dude I guess. Lol

You got mee. As a Morbid Fan I can agree :DD

Disgorge (Mexico): do you eat anything other than raw meat and guts???

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

That applies to Disgorge (USA) too

This video is strangely realistic with the British metal scene. Keep doing what you do best

I chuckled numerous times. Pretty funny. I was waiting for my favorite band Cattle Decapitation

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

Then expect a part 2 👀

@mattbowden1981

Жыл бұрын

@@jojoplaysmusic I will subscribe and look out for that! Not all Cattle Decap fans are vegan, by the way (that’s too easy). The Cannabis Corpse one was dead on, homie. 😂

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

@@mattbowden1981 yeah the vegan thing is a cheap shot, or at least it would be if I just said “you’re vegan”.

I have been playing RuneScape for a very long time and rarely meet people who listen to metal. I have been only trying to meet metalheads on RS for 20 years lol

You got me at Nocturnus!!!😂😂😂

😂😂 you nailed it! Multiple times

That was so spot on, do you work for some secret service? XD u profiled us all way too precisely, fun video

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

I just have a lot of knowledge

Nile is my favorite. This is so accurate, in addition to a few other middle eastern instruments

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

Gonna see those legends in less than a month.

@JustinSmith-rr3se

Жыл бұрын

@@jojoplaysmusic I couldn’t be more envious

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

@@JustinSmith-rr3se naturally.

The Nocturnus one made me lol really hard 😅 😂

The Deicide one really got me!! XD

These were too good! Another suggestion for Hypocrisy: you've replaced your Ancient Aliens addiction with InfoWars, much to the dismay of... everyone.

Cannibal Corpse Barnes era: you're 50 Cannibal Corpse Corpsegrinder era: you're 15 Thank god I'm 50

@MoRaby

Жыл бұрын

You dont like Corpsegrinder?

@Radio-Friendly-Unit

Жыл бұрын

@@MoRaby i love Corpsegrinder, hell my favorite Cannibal song is from his era. But I'm much more a fan of when Chris Barnes was actually good.

@MoRaby

Жыл бұрын

@@Radio-Friendly-Unit @Radio Friendly Unit I love Chris Barnes pre "eeeeee" era. Six Feet Under's Haunted album is fire as well. It's refreshing to see someone who's not shitting on his entire career.

@Radio-Friendly-Unit

Жыл бұрын

@@MoRaby the only Six Feet Under I've ever listened to was the Graveyard Classics album. I thought the covers were quite good. Especially the studio cover of TNT. But the one live video of the cover where he goes "WATCH NE EXPLEEED" is fucking hilarious no matter what lol

@yurikrupin6907

Жыл бұрын

Corpsegrinder era you're 35 more likely

Thats my boy 🔥

I was not expecting him to include Cannabis Corpse, also as a Visceral Disgorge and Guttural Secrete fan I can confirm I know the taste of human flesh, it's reminiscent of pork

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

Is it really? Interesting.

Vader fans (me) we like trem picking, polish names you can't pronounce, and arguing about whether we hate The Empire cd more or The Beast cd

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

The Beast. The Empire had a couple of legit bangers.

obituary is always my favorite band ❤️

@Radio-Friendly-Unit

Жыл бұрын

When he says "CHOPPED IN HAUUUGH" it really hits hard

@heitorgalvao2281

Жыл бұрын

@@Radio-Friendly-Unit yeah I feel in my soul when he says "FEELL THE BLUOOOD SPLITTING FROMM YOUUURR MOUUUF"

@Radio-Friendly-Unit

Жыл бұрын

@@heitorgalvao2281 and it pulls on my heartstrings when he goes "WOTH ROTTUN WHEYS COMES DESTINEEEEEE"

@xraygamer9895

Жыл бұрын

@@Radio-Friendly-Unit and "FEEAL THE BLOEAD SPEALL FRO YOURE MOTH" one of the most lines ever

@itscorvid358

Жыл бұрын

@@Radio-Friendly-Unit i prefer when he says "SLOWLEE WE RAAAAUUUUUWWWGGHHHHHHHH SLOLEEEEEE WE RAUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWGGGGHHHHH

That low-key Jab at Obituary fans lol.

Anata - You're the type of person that keeps their dream alive even after is long dead Spawn of Possession - You're the type of person that keeps their dream alive even after is long dead Necrophagist - You're the type of person that keeps their dream alive even after is long dead

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

Anata is a based deep cut

That last one was terrifyingly accurate

I was thinking I didn’t relate to suffocation. Turns out it was Lord Worm era Cryptopsy instead. Jojo know me better than myself. 🤙

Obituary, Bolt Thrower and Morbid Angel were on point. (And yes, I’m a big anime and Quake nerd, so I’d definitely be buds with Trey from Morbid Angel).

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

Are you into Magic the gathering too?

@SlyHikari03

Жыл бұрын

@@jojoplaysmusic trying to get into it..

Gotta work on my bench pressing

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

YES. NOW.

On the one hand, the Cannibal Corpse & Cargo Shorts diagnosis fits me perfectly. On the other, I'm an Amon Amarth fan who's also sick of people trying to get me to watch the Vikings show. I just want to drink beer and go to Renn Faire lol

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

Make that two beers, sir.

@Fwufikins

Жыл бұрын

@@jojoplaysmusic More beer is always the correct decision. 🍻

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

@@Fwufikins the other one’s for me of course

You guys should watch Norsemen. Good series🤘

You should do malignancy on the next one, these were gold

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

Thanks man, I am thinking of doing a part two.

Cannabis Corpse: you really like death metal, especially after a few bong rips

02:31 "Speaks for itself, doesn't it?" 😂😂😂 hahahaha

(Although, not listed) I do like Brujeria as a Mexican death metal band option. Not only because I am proud to be Mexican-Salvadoran, but because that band is badass. As for a Brazilian option, I like the all-woman led band Nervosa! Lastly, as for a regular American option, I am a Deicide fan. I love the song Dead by Dawn especially. Their best album is Once Upon the Cross though. As for the desprcirption, it was hilarious, but nah man, I don't care if anyone is a poser or not, I won't judge. P.S. I'll try not. 😉

I respect the speed limit while blasting Piss Angel on repeat

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

Doubt it

I'm huge immolation fan so yeah he's spot on

It's funny because I actually do almost exclusively listen to thrash, and I love possessed

my favorite is death, but possessed is the accurate one for me

This is a good one I am going to give it a pretty high score of 7 point 8 out of 10

If we're going with any style of death metal, then Opeth it is for me. If we're going for exclusively OSDM bands, then it's Morbid Angel but really only for their first three albums. Weird thing is that I hate slimy things. I'm like OCD about cleanliness. Make of that what you will. Lol.

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I’m kinda ocd about that too

@user-qr5uc2di1d

Жыл бұрын

I am a restless handwasher too! And MA are my favourite. Btw, do you like their 5th album ("Formulas...") or does it sound weird and slimey to you? I sure do like it - it's a brootal one

Morbid Angel 🤘🏼

Im an anims lover, AND play runescape. I should give morbid angel a listen

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

You definitely should.

What's the background song called? Sounds pretty good

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

I made it. It’s not out yet ;)

@oldschooldeathmetal8417

Жыл бұрын

@@jojoplaysmusic ok thanks

Morbid Angel is my favorite. But the only anime I ever liked was Voltron back when I was a kid in the 80s

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

Works for me

Deicide , carcass ,obituary ,death and bolt thrower are my favourite death metal bands and the harmony corruption and utopia ibanished albums by nalpam are what I would consider death metal albums , I prefer that sounding napalm .

THE ACCURACY OF THIS HOLY FUCK

What abt cattle decap?

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

They’ll be on part 2

I guess I'm a huge nerd who likes eating at the morgue without caring about my hearing 😆🔥🤟

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

What a wonderful combination

Didn’t expect Cannabis Corpse to be on here but… yeah that’s about right

Cerebral Rot: you either have eaten poop, or you've put way too much thought into eating poop Dragged Into Sunlight: everyone is terrified of you, and they're right to be Sanguisugabogg: you're the kind of guy to follow bands for their merch exclusively Skinless: you probably have a collection of combat footage gore

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

The Cerebral Rot one is golden

Hahahahah, these are so good ❤️ 🔥

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

Haha glad you liked it!

The Six Feet Under one literally made me put down my phone laughing.

brilliant

You're wrong about at the gates man, i dont have friends LOL \m/

I got 3 No1 fave death metal bands. 1) I listen to thrash metal almost exclusively : true 2) I am a huge nerd : true I 'll help you guess the 3rd one : I always notice the bass , can't live without a certain plant, and my top fave artist of all might be Sun Ra.

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

At first I thought of Cynic. But the plant thing hmm… Cephalic Carnage?

@chrismuimbwa6424

Жыл бұрын

@@jojoplaysmusic ATHEIST 🙂

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

@@chrismuimbwa6424 makes sense

The demilich got me But arghostlent is my favorite death metal band

The decapitated one made me happy

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

Naturally.

Do video with favorite THRASH METAL BANDS

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

Yeah that’s on the list

Cannibal Corpse that was because I used to wear Shorts sometimes 😊☺️💀.

Now about that last one, what if Six Feet Under are your favorite COMEDY death metal act?

@jojoplaysmusic

Жыл бұрын

I gotta ponder about that one.

The only death metal song I listen to is God of Emptiness by Morbid Angel.

Chuck would be proud of this one

Cryptopsy is kinda true to a lot of bands for me.

I belong in the Gothenburg death metal scene (at the gates etc) and he is totally right.