What your favorite CIVILIZATION says about you! Age of Empires III

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  • @etmooreca9612
    @etmooreca96125 жыл бұрын

    and then there’s me. Still only playing against AI

  • @artymar1537

    @artymar1537

    5 жыл бұрын

    Same here, because everyone kicks me once they see my level.

  • @pavelcerny9803

    @pavelcerny9803

    5 жыл бұрын

    Me too :D

  • @elduquecaradura1468

    @elduquecaradura1468

    5 жыл бұрын

    As a matter of fact, I play alone too since my game had trouble in the instalation (I play in steam)

  • @acuarionohyogaable

    @acuarionohyogaable

    5 жыл бұрын

    You AND me brother... But at least i used to play 2v 1... So thats something... Right? Right..???

  • @pavelcerny9803

    @pavelcerny9803

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@acuarionohyogaable I used to play 3v5 or 4v4 at least :D love those big battles

  • @dookiestain3591
    @dookiestain35915 жыл бұрын

    True, i played AOE3 for over 5 years and still have no clue what the Aztecs have.

  • @widowmine6306

    @widowmine6306

    5 жыл бұрын

    Mak worst nightmare of a french cuirassier spammer ;)

  • @TheAceStriker

    @TheAceStriker

    5 жыл бұрын

    That's sad...

  • @jonorm6659

    @jonorm6659

    5 жыл бұрын

    Cannons are the best counter to them I always find

  • @nybethobdilord6912

    @nybethobdilord6912

    5 жыл бұрын

    Aztec surprisingly have a decent late game. If you allow the Aztec player to get a decent gold economy they can spam Eagle Runner Knights which lose only to skirmishers and artillery. Which are easy to counter with coyote runners and arrow knights. Actually ended up beating a French player because of Eagle Runner Knights. Definitely their best unit late game. Maces fall off HARD late game due to having no shipment upgrades besides the health bonus. So you gotta switch off of them during the fortress age into Eagle Runner Knights.

  • @CHRISTIANNWO

    @CHRISTIANNWO

    5 жыл бұрын

    The Eagle Knight Runners are the backbone of an Aztec army. Combined with jaguars & pikes; they are very formidable.

  • @beorfaq878
    @beorfaq8785 жыл бұрын

    >never played aoe3 >looks germany >killing villagers >old good germany

  • @CountlessPWNZ

    @CountlessPWNZ

    5 жыл бұрын

    aoe 3 is based and redpilled

  • @boilerhoer3906

    @boilerhoer3906

    5 жыл бұрын

    *Preussens Gloria intensifies*

  • @hyenalaughingmatter8103

    @hyenalaughingmatter8103

    4 жыл бұрын

    but forced germany into 2 world wars by zionist bankers is more evil :D

  • @sebastianw9749

    @sebastianw9749

    4 жыл бұрын

    wtf is this 4chan format

  • @badgoy7875

    @badgoy7875

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@hyenalaughingmatter8103 awaken gamers ❤

  • @dystopianalphaomega609
    @dystopianalphaomega6095 жыл бұрын

    Portugal: for players who look at all the units in the game and decide that the town center is the best offensive unit

  • @furinick

    @furinick

    5 жыл бұрын

    I started playing this game again this year (played as a kid), played as Portugal and was confused I'M SUPPOSED TO USE THOSE AS MINI FORTS? HELL YEAH

  • @brianguevara3

    @brianguevara3

    3 жыл бұрын

    Portuguese.... Lets spam..... Fishing ships

  • @youtubedeletedmyaccountlma2263

    @youtubedeletedmyaccountlma2263

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@codymiller5468 Bro I never thought that was possible XD

  • @itsdragoman

    @itsdragoman

    3 жыл бұрын

    Portuguese: you CAN'T hit me (Hello French)

  • @Rtn7789

    @Rtn7789

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@brianguevara3 British civic is the best no one can match them

  • @dububstep
    @dububstep5 жыл бұрын

    I'm getting my horoscope by Age Of Empires memes from here on out

  • @aussieblackhawk123
    @aussieblackhawk1235 жыл бұрын

    " Germany. Quality over quantity " -Koniggratzer Marsch plays in the background -

  • @porky2673

    @porky2673

    5 жыл бұрын

    more like Prussia Glory

  • @crusader7659

    @crusader7659

    5 жыл бұрын

    What is this word quality? I know what the quantity is, but surely quality is no different.

  • @porky2673

    @porky2673

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@crusader7659 I don't know if your'e being serious or not. But quality is having better and more professional troops over mass quantity best country I can think of in history that explains it well is Prussia around the time of Fredrick the Great.

  • @crusader7659

    @crusader7659

    5 жыл бұрын

    Porky I wasn’t being serious, I’m a Russia player

  • @porky2673

    @porky2673

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@crusader7659 i've just been mega oofed

  • @kronkrian100
    @kronkrian1005 жыл бұрын

    *Ottoman empire* Let's see what he says about this civ. Ottomans are 1 of 2 breeds: 1st - They are from a country previously owned by them. *Sweats profoundly*

  • @SamuraiRevolution

    @SamuraiRevolution

    5 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kronkrian100

    @kronkrian100

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@SamuraiRevolution You really nailed the nail on the coffin with this one. I am from Bulgaria and also an active Otto player and my country was under Ottoman rule for nearly 5 hundred years.

  • @SamuraiRevolution

    @SamuraiRevolution

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@kronkrian100 😎

  • @ubisons6161

    @ubisons6161

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Hoàng Nguyên I see you everywhere since I watched a Vietnam war video

  • @caracaes

    @caracaes

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ottoman: I'm a new player with the attention span of a fly and I constantly forget to produce more villagers, so Ottomans produce them automatically, which is good for me.

  • @1999DOGA
    @1999DOGA5 жыл бұрын

    5 a.m KZread algorithm: "Hey random guy makes AoE3 vid you last playes 10 years ago wanna watch?" Me: y not

  • @karlleonis7882

    @karlleonis7882

    4 жыл бұрын

    Accurate.

  • @jamie4294
    @jamie42945 жыл бұрын

    lmfao, that French description. Love it

  • @ABVS.

    @ABVS.

    5 жыл бұрын

    Best one word for a civ!!🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣

  • @fyurerys

    @fyurerys

    5 жыл бұрын

    Russia, quantity over quality , it's just a stupid stereotype. Russia defeated the Mongols not by quantity, but by skill. defeated the Swedes, defeated Poland-Lithuania. so it's funny for me to listen to this nonsense.

  • @grolash6219

    @grolash6219

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@fyurerys IT'S A =>GAAAAME

  • @hunta3677

    @hunta3677

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@fyurerys Russia defeated Sweeds on Poltava fields by quantity(30 000 Sweeds X 75 000 Russians). They also went for quantity in Napoleon wars. In the first Commonwealth-Russian war the russians had two times the size of the opposing Polish-Lithuanian army in the most battles. In the second war, the numbers were 100 000 - 115 000 men for the russians and around 40 000 men for the Polish-Lithuanians. And I think that I don't need to mention that since spring 1943 the russians had around 7 000 000 men on the eastern front while the germans had only 3 400 000(but yeah I know WW2 is not in AOE3 so this propably does not count). You see... the russians won because they had more experienced commanders and significantly more troops than their opponent. So the "stereotype" is actually true in most cases.

  • @Vestolord

    @Vestolord

    5 жыл бұрын

    Shit i played years ago and France was my pick. I played them because i'm french Canadian :D

  • @VersusThem
    @VersusThem5 жыл бұрын

    The french one cracked me up, I've never related to something so much. What do you mean I can't fix my problems with more Imperial Gendarme? Lemme prepare a one-man army instant invasion with a builder and a stable

  • @aiaunlimited2672

    @aiaunlimited2672

    3 жыл бұрын

    I wish that the Huns in aoe 2 won the battle of the catalaunian plains and ransack the entirety of gaul so fucking Hard, that the french will litterally be destroyed until they simply become more extinct than the dinosaurs of the entire jurrasic era and therefore saving us from the terror of french mains and the entire french civilization in this game forever.

  • @daphnegrass9579

    @daphnegrass9579

    3 жыл бұрын

    Love I Trained only Gendarme and heavy canons.

  • @firstcaptainvaleriusrensor463

    @firstcaptainvaleriusrensor463

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@aiaunlimited2672 sadly for you. We survived.

  • @tbfrstudio5416

    @tbfrstudio5416

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@aiaunlimited2672 At the same time, France is the best country in the world 😉

  • @giorgiociaravolol1998

    @giorgiociaravolol1998

    2 жыл бұрын

    Dude the french are ridiculous strong. I dismantled the highest difficulty AI in 15 minutes. With every other faction I play I get absolutely fucked. Including the overpowered USA and the fucking annoying ethiopia.

  • @Steamed
    @Steamed5 жыл бұрын

    Sees Russia: Spams troops *Flashbacks from HOI, CoH, and literally every other RTS game*

  • @YataTheFifteenth

    @YataTheFifteenth

    4 жыл бұрын

    **WWII flashbacks**

  • @podemosurss8316

    @podemosurss8316

    4 жыл бұрын

    *Hell March Playing in the distance* -Conscript reporting (x500)

  • @gildedphoenix

    @gildedphoenix

    4 жыл бұрын

    Order 227

  • @deroivano4431

    @deroivano4431

    4 жыл бұрын

    HOI Russia: hippity hoppity ur encircled army is now my property

  • @darthsidious6380

    @darthsidious6380

    4 жыл бұрын

    Papa Ivan always said, the best defense is your dead comrade’s body, and the best offense is his gun your supposed to use when he dies.

  • @steyn1775
    @steyn17755 жыл бұрын

    8:16 As a Dutchman I am forced to say this to every video where it has ANYTHING to do with the Dutch: *G E K O L O N I S E E R D!*

  • @steyn1775

    @steyn1775

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Johan Jacobs no

  • @stefanstadler4925

    @stefanstadler4925

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Johan Jacobs Swedish sounds like a Norseman choking on dicks, such an interesting language

  • @shaggydelcart8002

    @shaggydelcart8002

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Johan Jacobs thats richt

  • @freakingemu

    @freakingemu

    5 жыл бұрын

    Stefan Stadler omg you can’t take a joke do you?

  • @Mubbeleeto

    @Mubbeleeto

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@freakingemu The dutch guy took offence, in other news, water is wet.

  • @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
    @saguntum-iberian-greekkons70145 жыл бұрын

    Thats why a Russo-German alliance would be invincible, large quantities accompanied with excellent qualities

  • @hyenalaughingmatter8103

    @hyenalaughingmatter8103

    4 жыл бұрын

    yeah thats why the jewish eilte keep them apart. germany+russia would bring world peace

  • @unixboy93

    @unixboy93

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@hyenalaughingmatter8103 or make polish people sweat their pants XD

  • @Tareltonlives

    @Tareltonlives

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me, a half Pole: (nods from experience)

  • @samfranklin659

    @samfranklin659

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@hyenalaughingmatter8103 Hehe! Glad to see a fellow redpilled here 😂👍🏻

  • @purpletylenol7787

    @purpletylenol7787

    Жыл бұрын

    In reall life thooooooo

  • @harishsrivathsa835
    @harishsrivathsa8355 жыл бұрын

    True.. When there is a French player, first thing I do is rush at them like a mad man lol

  • @Cthight

    @Cthight

    4 жыл бұрын

    Like germany in WW2

  • @wesleyhsu6659

    @wesleyhsu6659

    4 жыл бұрын

    I just quit if I see a french player unless someone on my team is a French player to balance.

  • @ligninman

    @ligninman

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Cthight for good reasons.

  • @mothanabawaneh6455

    @mothanabawaneh6455

    4 жыл бұрын

    ​@@ligninman thanks for replying your majesty

  • @fellowkrieger457

    @fellowkrieger457

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Cthight O man 😂😂

  • @Evangeline.F
    @Evangeline.F5 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, Spain is my favourite. Somehow has something for any type of game plan. Though, I especially love the instant pikes and the Spanish Galleons.

  • @ricardodemarco3486

    @ricardodemarco3486

    5 жыл бұрын

    Evangeline Anovilis The pikemen are no joke, they are anti-cav and have siege bonus, so you don’t really need mortars or cannons for building destroying, so you can skip artillery all together and focus on other units. And in coast maps, a single galleon spamming pikemen right in front of the enemy, raiding houses and halting the economy... ah, gloriosos días los de aquel nuestro Glorioso Imperio...

  • @Evangeline.F

    @Evangeline.F

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@ricardodemarco3486 Yeah, you can use them early on with some crossbowmen for Age 2 rushes, but they still are good afterwards, given Spain can upgrade them to tercios. With the right upgrades, they do have a good bit of hp, they end cavalry and as you said, they are annoying as hell for raids. I typically don't forgo field guns for them, given the value of artillery against armies, but once the enemy army got wiped pikes can still make a great spammable unit to send into the enemy base to burn down stuff. Or, as you said, drop a few in a location where the enemy does not expect them and start pillaging.

  • @oom-3262

    @oom-3262

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Evangeline.F You can fucking mass them like zergs on the late game, and INSTANTLY create them. This is the closest to damn goths from aoe2 that I've found on aoe3.

  • @TheManofthecross

    @TheManofthecross

    5 жыл бұрын

    and are the only ones who can get there pikes up to imperial grade level where as the rest can only get up to veterain.

  • @podemosurss8316

    @podemosurss8316

    4 жыл бұрын

    *Laughs in Tercios*

  • @triconex4816
    @triconex48165 жыл бұрын

    It's been almost 10 years since I played age of empires III for the last time, but I remember I loved playing with Spanish and Portuguese. As Spanish, I produced many tercios and send them just to destroy enemy buildings and then avoid my enemy to have many villagers. As Portuguese, I used the boom strategy due to their many town centers it was quite easy.

  • @witchking9302
    @witchking93025 жыл бұрын

    1-Dutch (Because I love turtle strategy and Banks) 2-Indian (Siege elephants and Sepoys great) 3-French (Cavalry great and Coureur des Bois) 4-Ottoman (Artillery Abus Guns and Janissaries very strong and free Settlers ) 5-British (Houses, Cannons and Longbowmens) I'm from Turkey. I love you Samurai Revolution. You have best Aoe3 videos in KZread.Thanks a lot!

  • @HanzoHimemiya

    @HanzoHimemiya

    5 жыл бұрын

    1.-Japanese(Samurai and Ashigaru Rush and FF) 2.-German(Uhlans,SettleWagons and Doppelsolder) 3.-French(CUISSADERS and COURIEUR DES BOIS ONLY) 4.-Aztecs(COYOTE RUNNER RUSH OR ARROW KNIGHT FF) 5.-Ottomans(JANNISARIES ONLY,PROBLEM?)

  • @SamuraiRevolution

    @SamuraiRevolution

    5 жыл бұрын

    Thank you my friend!

  • @anirudhviswanathan3986

    @anirudhviswanathan3986

    5 жыл бұрын

    1. Dutch(because who needs vills when banks exist?) 2. Azzy(because I love to farm boom mid age3 onwards) 3. China(because why not make everything?!!)

  • @soumavobanerjee8917

    @soumavobanerjee8917

    5 жыл бұрын

    In from India blin

  • @witchking9302

    @witchking9302

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@soumavobanerjee8917 Hi bro!

  • @eziostone1109
    @eziostone11095 жыл бұрын

    0:48 *Aztec players love been weird XD* Greetings from Mexico XD

  • @SamuraiRevolution

    @SamuraiRevolution

    5 жыл бұрын

    Greetings from the USA!

  • @tedi7103
    @tedi71034 жыл бұрын

    "The dutch don't care about winning, because they're playing dutch" feelsbadman

  • @Morgan_Black
    @Morgan_Black5 жыл бұрын

    A friend of mine called his French explorer "French are op, pls fix". This proved him right.

  • @s0u7th13f
    @s0u7th13f5 жыл бұрын

    Leads with Russia and is on point: "I'd be worried but my 200 Strelets keep me quite comfortable behind these 3 forts"

  • @oom-3262

    @oom-3262

    5 жыл бұрын

    I used to play russians until I noticed spanish can literally instantly create archaic units with like 1 or 2 cards and some minor upgrades. Who wants strelets when you can have instant tercios and crossbows (YES not joking when you literally vomit them out instantly they are very decent)

  • @brendangolledge8312

    @brendangolledge8312

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@oom-3262 I am a russian player and I usually use muskets, sometimes along with cannons and cavalry. Occasionally grenadiers are interesting too. Strelets aren't good in the late game because they use population so inefficiently because they are so weak. Sometimes I don't get them in age 2 either because they are so easily killed by cavalry. I always use muskets but only sometimes strelets along with them. You get get more power on the board at at time with a stronger unit. One of my favorite tricks though was to do an age 2 rush, switch to eco after sending in some resource crates and military units, spam strelets while going to age 3, then use the card to change strelets into muskets (this saves you a couple thousand resources if you have more than 100 strelets when the change happens), then ship a cannon shipment. So it is a fast age 2 rush followed up 5-10 minutes later with +100 veteran muskets and cannons. Then I build 3 town centers and get 99 villies before my musket and cannon army is dead, if it fails to finish them off.

  • @kahlernygard809

    @kahlernygard809

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@brendangolledge8312 I used to beat high ranking players with that strat back in the day

  • @AzoiatheCobra
    @AzoiatheCobra5 жыл бұрын

    Portuguese on Himalayas: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

  • @tdjohnson72373
    @tdjohnson723735 жыл бұрын

    Ottomans are players who can't/don't want to multitask fighting and creating vills

  • @FunnyMemes-ij7yf

    @FunnyMemes-ij7yf

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me

  • @machinegunsforever

    @machinegunsforever

    4 жыл бұрын

    u didnt have to call me out like that ... :D

  • @pabloduarte1722

    @pabloduarte1722

    4 жыл бұрын

    X2

  • @38qaan

    @38qaan

    4 жыл бұрын

    lol thats me af

  • @LudwigvanBeethoven2
    @LudwigvanBeethoven24 жыл бұрын

    Japanese Samurai: Destroys everyone around him with one Leg swing Russian Oprichnik: deal mortar damage against buildings

  • @vibecheck4623
    @vibecheck46235 жыл бұрын

    Team A) Aztec and India vs Team b) ottomans and China Know That's something something you would like to witness

  • @MarkhasSteelfort

    @MarkhasSteelfort

    5 жыл бұрын

    is there a reason for Ottomans written with small case letter?

  • @vibecheck4623

    @vibecheck4623

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@MarkhasSteelfort no reason at all what are you getting at ?

  • @xesclavijo7522

    @xesclavijo7522

    4 жыл бұрын

    China is rubbish. No ofense

  • @vibecheck4623

    @vibecheck4623

    4 жыл бұрын

    @stevie yanuza then I would kindly but firmly tell them go play another game that caters to there sensitivity

  • @heinrichvonbolkengrad6139
    @heinrichvonbolkengrad61395 жыл бұрын

    I died at "they are using blitzkrieg on every match"🤣🤣

  • @SamuraiRevolution

    @SamuraiRevolution

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hahahaha

  • @VoltigeurGT
    @VoltigeurGT5 жыл бұрын

    My fav is France, and not because how easy it is to play with it, but because I was into French history, Napoleon etc. back in the days when I started playing AoE3, so I wanted to see how accurate the game was. And it happens that I really enjoyed France and I still do, although I very much enjoy playing every other civ in the game. It’s just that France is the closest to my heart if you know what I mean ;D 👍

  • @yuribezmenovthegreat4705

    @yuribezmenovthegreat4705

    4 жыл бұрын

    I made a caribbean map hyperrrealistic if you have gameranger you can test it i made it with my hands

  • @alistairt7544

    @alistairt7544

    4 жыл бұрын

    Every strategy game I've played, like EU3, Civ, Vikky 2, CK 2, etc, my first pick is always France. I'm a big Francophile so it's my go-to country. I do play other civs too, but I keep going back to France 💙🤍💗

  • @VoltigeurGT

    @VoltigeurGT

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@alistairt7544 My guy 👍

  • @alexgrip8813

    @alexgrip8813

    4 жыл бұрын

    *My (true) italian and imaginary german bloodline*: boils

  • @goddamndoor

    @goddamndoor

    2 жыл бұрын

    yeah I getcha I main Japan since I started playing just because it felt funny to act as an absolute weeb.

  • @endo4137
    @endo41375 жыл бұрын

    Portuguese description accurate, can confirm. I dont even build any military unit until age 3. Only after i get attacked. Though that sometimes messes me up

  • @doppelstarker5915
    @doppelstarker59155 жыл бұрын

    When you understand how well was the game tested : russians cannot have 13 blockhouses

  • @FaithfulOfBrigantia
    @FaithfulOfBrigantia5 жыл бұрын

    My favourite civ is Portugal. Yes, just because I'm Portuguese.

  • @SamuraiRevolution

    @SamuraiRevolution

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha I love it!

  • @xesclavijo7522

    @xesclavijo7522

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jajajaja la mía es España. No sé por qué...

  • @caualongshanks

    @caualongshanks

    4 жыл бұрын

    i like portugal because im brazilian. lmfao

  • @Auspexel

    @Auspexel

    4 жыл бұрын

    Eu não entendia os portugueses no aoe até jogar da primeira idade

  • @ahmetmuratcelik6806

    @ahmetmuratcelik6806

    4 жыл бұрын

    My favourite civ is Portuguese. Because i love playing around the sea and the Portuguese player in this video is literally me lol. I'm not Portuguese btw

  • @migukmoonpark4312
    @migukmoonpark43125 жыл бұрын

    My favorite civ is the Circle of Ossus. They were this close to becoming immortal and ruling the world.

  • @moch.farisdzulfiqar6123

    @moch.farisdzulfiqar6123

    3 жыл бұрын

    You mean Germany Illuminati?

  • @sithsquid1

    @sithsquid1

    3 жыл бұрын

    What game are they from?

  • @williamjohnson476

    @williamjohnson476

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@sithsquid1 the campaign from the original AOE3.

  • @thibs2837
    @thibs28374 жыл бұрын

    4:10 English person raging and crying against 🇫🇷 France 🇫🇷 cavalry. 1453 colorized.

  • @scapingby

    @scapingby

    3 жыл бұрын

    he's not english?

  • @RealLifeW0rld
    @RealLifeW0rld5 жыл бұрын

    You basically nailed out why Great Britain is my fav civ 😂😂 Their booming, settlers, manor houses and especially how op the Empire was in reality. *Rule Britannia* 🇬🇧🇬🇧

  • @ABVS.

    @ABVS.

    5 жыл бұрын

    Certainly enjoyed Indian hospitality for 200+ years with the booming🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

  • @cademorgan5225

    @cademorgan5225

    5 жыл бұрын

    Virtual Shastra technically it was only 90 years

  • @ABVS.

    @ABVS.

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@cademorgan5225 No Sir, technically or non technically, even if a Brit had a cup of tea in India, he's enjoying the Indian hospitality...so it's been around more than 200 yrs I guess that Brits have enjoyed the curry in India😂🤣😂🤣

  • @ABVS.

    @ABVS.

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@cademorgan5225 Yeah you can say that the queen and administration enjoyed it for just around 90 yrs..but Brits man.....your love for curry began way back🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣

  • @aarongross8814

    @aarongross8814

    5 жыл бұрын

    I like playing GB just so I can revolt and form America

  • @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
    @saguntum-iberian-greekkons70145 жыл бұрын

    9:15 the Agra Fort has the Spanish Imperial Flag, lol

  • @benjaminheadlee8485
    @benjaminheadlee84854 жыл бұрын

    I LOVE the Sioux. I like to play with 20 minute treaties so that I have time to make a group of dog soldiers. 🤠

  • @dap2983
    @dap29834 жыл бұрын

    That feel when Sioux and French are your favorite civs.

  • @notazombie...notatall8577
    @notazombie...notatall8577 Жыл бұрын

    "They love seeing players frustrated when they can't break their base that consists only of a few units and a tower" So true tho 😂😭

  • @kaiserkiefer1760
    @kaiserkiefer17605 жыл бұрын

    I loved playing as Germany. They feel like a mini boss faction. They are hard to play as and harder to fight against.

  • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
    @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor5 жыл бұрын

    I've literally never played AoE3 ever. I thought this was an AoE2 video. Still loved it.

  • @SamuraiRevolution

    @SamuraiRevolution

    5 жыл бұрын

    Thank you!! Welcome

  • @satyakisil4289

    @satyakisil4289

    5 жыл бұрын

    Khmer sucks.

  • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor

    @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@satyakisil4289 They need a buff.

  • @satyakisil4289

    @satyakisil4289

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor Yes, they need Thumb Ring or something.

  • @p3ms87

    @p3ms87

    5 жыл бұрын

    Same... im playing aoe2 now.

  • @sharadowasdr
    @sharadowasdr5 жыл бұрын

    Honestly I played the Turks for the bombards. I love the sound of cannons in the morning xD

  • @YataTheFifteenth

    @YataTheFifteenth

    4 жыл бұрын

    I picked Russian because i could spam motherfucking Tchaikovsky's Overture during a rush and yeah...

  • @KleinerGrenadier

    @KleinerGrenadier

    3 жыл бұрын

    "I can hear the sound of the bombards My victory is insured"

  • @theycallmeuslessness808
    @theycallmeuslessness8085 жыл бұрын

    This Video is komplettly true. There is no better feeling than rushing tons of "Imperiale Ulans" and overrun the enemy of the Deutsches Reich in litterly seconds. Für Gott und das Vaterland und für den Kaiser!!!

  • @michaelw7722

    @michaelw7722

    4 жыл бұрын

    Regards from Germany :)

  • @rentabullet4048
    @rentabullet40485 жыл бұрын

    Well you got me on the ottoman one! Fellow Turkish patriot here :D

  • @SamuraiRevolution

    @SamuraiRevolution

    5 жыл бұрын

    :D

  • @wholesomebaker5410
    @wholesomebaker54105 жыл бұрын

    Last time I played this game was 5-6 years ago but here I am watching this video. By the way Brits were the best

  • @johannestzimiskes2524
    @johannestzimiskes25245 жыл бұрын

    as a Britain player I fully support the description especially about honourable fighting.

  • @frankficcle7081
    @frankficcle70815 жыл бұрын

    0:03 "conscript reporting" Whoops, wrong game.

  • @AViewCado69420

    @AViewCado69420

    4 жыл бұрын

    They're meat shields

  • @boratumaumabora

    @boratumaumabora

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh man that was pure gold

  • @AngelCanseco1
    @AngelCanseco15 жыл бұрын

    Lol that rage quit vs the aztecs

  • @MadMamluk88

    @MadMamluk88

    5 жыл бұрын

    Guess Samurai really wasn't worth that dude's time

  • @greencheek
    @greencheek5 жыл бұрын

    This was great! I started out playing with Brit but because of your videos, I’ve developed all the civs, basically trying out decks or strats I see in your videos! Aztecs are a current favorite at the moment cuz of that skull knight rush vid you did with danzil. Love the content man, keep it up!

  • @SamuraiRevolution

    @SamuraiRevolution

    5 жыл бұрын

    Thank you! Thanks for the support

  • @AhmedKhaled-wc3kh
    @AhmedKhaled-wc3kh5 жыл бұрын

    Ottoman player here... I have to say yeah... the cavalry is pretty OP, but I like the turtle strat with them cuz of the great f.kin bombard... and of course the broken as hell janassery abus combo

  • @Joshuamrsnrub325
    @Joshuamrsnrub3255 жыл бұрын

    When ur a french player who never uses the op cav but still win ;)

  • @ilhamrizki4011
    @ilhamrizki40115 жыл бұрын

    As Player of Dutch and India, This is So Accurate

  • @edgarroberto3451
    @edgarroberto34515 жыл бұрын

    Really good and creative video... you should keep doing "interesting and wierd things about civs" videos non-stop :D

  • @SamuraiRevolution

    @SamuraiRevolution

    5 жыл бұрын

    Thank you!!

  • @andy_mir
    @andy_mir2 жыл бұрын

    Didn't expect the Dutch description be so nieche and accurate. Thank you.

  • @SamuraiRevolution

    @SamuraiRevolution

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for watching Andy!

  • @LocoLT
    @LocoLT5 жыл бұрын

    Lelz, now i understand why france and japan are my two favorite civilitions. It wasn’t a coincidence after all.

  • @LORDMEHMOODPASHA
    @LORDMEHMOODPASHA5 жыл бұрын

    I've played as the Ottomans for years (At least 10) but all I ever do is "Turtle", I don't think I've ever rushed once in my life....I guess in the words of John Green from crash course history...."I'm the exception" Queue the Mongols err Turks.

  • @GaiusJuliusCaesarYT
    @GaiusJuliusCaesarYT4 жыл бұрын

    Very nice Video! Greetings from Germany and a Great Britan Player

  • @oguz9670
    @oguz96705 жыл бұрын

    I love Portugal, i love multiple kills with organ guns, i love goon Spam.

  • @williamayton3148
    @williamayton31485 жыл бұрын

    Great video dude. I'm glad that even after so long, you've stayed committed to making different content out there. I know for a fact you'll do great when AOEIV realeases. =)

  • @SamuraiRevolution

    @SamuraiRevolution

    5 жыл бұрын

    Thank you my friend!!

  • @yugoslavianweeb8007
    @yugoslavianweeb80075 жыл бұрын

    My favourite civilization is Great Britain but I fight like the Russians. Literally musketeers all in lines ready to fire.

  • @Bitchovski
    @Bitchovski4 жыл бұрын

    Bril vid, loved the psyc eval lol! Got my Germans to 75, tried some tribes and wanna give Spain & France a try now. How good is this for us to be still playing it in 2019! Subbed

  • @samppiii
    @samppiii4 жыл бұрын

    i've played with ottomans non-stop for over 3 years and still rush till 4th age and then start building things and training army

  • @WhatsaMOUN
    @WhatsaMOUN5 жыл бұрын

    Dutch max bank with mercenaries is op especially with mamalukes

  • @moorebro2345
    @moorebro23455 жыл бұрын

    You are correct about the british it is main to have as many villagers as you can

  • @rickguillen2016
    @rickguillen20165 жыл бұрын

    Awesome video! I always wanted you to do one like it

  • @Terchio
    @Terchio3 жыл бұрын

    Haha my god I love this, just LOVE it! Will you do an updated list with definitive edition?

  • @PANIC61513
    @PANIC615135 жыл бұрын

    Never has there been a video more accurate. Wow. You need to make more content like this... how about a video entitled "10 Different Type of AoE Players". E.g. The guy that won't ready up until the teams are perfectly balanced or the guy that can only rush and refuses to do anything else, or the guy that is super cocky, starts to lose, lambasts his teammates and then resigns, etc.

  • @SamuraiRevolution

    @SamuraiRevolution

    5 жыл бұрын

    Great idea!

  • @ChickyChac

    @ChickyChac

    5 жыл бұрын

    YES THIS WOULD BE FUN!

  • @trekt9641
    @trekt96415 жыл бұрын

    I Like the habsburgs What does this Tell? I Like wol and OP civs

  • @jonorm6659

    @jonorm6659

    5 жыл бұрын

    Oh boy so do I. Habsburg is quality over quantity

  • @TeaDrinkingColonist

    @TeaDrinkingColonist

    5 жыл бұрын

    and incest

  • @radianceJR

    @radianceJR

    4 жыл бұрын

    One of the most gold costing civ

  • @revoltaiignoto3881

    @revoltaiignoto3881

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@radianceJR On the other hand, once you choose to marry your daughter with some holland dude, an get to imperial age, even spaming all out armies of dopplesoldner wont make a flinch in your endless supply of gold.

  • @yashgatade8201
    @yashgatade82015 жыл бұрын

    Absolutely loved it please keep making such informatory vids about aoe 3 its fun to watch. Avid fan of aoe 3 here been playing for 7 years and still

  • @SamuraiRevolution

    @SamuraiRevolution

    5 жыл бұрын

    Thank you my friend!!

  • @sazechs_451
    @sazechs_451 Жыл бұрын

    4:07 Your hatred makes us stronger Edit : you say that, but were fangirling over them quite a bit on the video you used as background ;)

  • @TheJawesomeOne
    @TheJawesomeOne5 жыл бұрын

    The Germany one is too true for me XD I never got any of the expansions tho, great vid

  • @SamuraiRevolution

    @SamuraiRevolution

    5 жыл бұрын

    Thank you!

  • @fyurerys

    @fyurerys

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@SamuraiRevolution Russia, quantity over quality , it's just a stupid stereotype. Russia defeated the Mongols not by quantity, but by skill. defeated the Swedes, defeated Poland-Lithuania. so it's funny for me to listen to this nonsense.

  • @SamuraiRevolution

    @SamuraiRevolution

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@fyurerys it's in the video game man. We are not talking about real life here lol.

  • @Churly25

    @Churly25

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@fyurerys you dumb, honestly

  • @photocide17

    @photocide17

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@fyurerys You're stupid.

  • @yearslate9349
    @yearslate93494 жыл бұрын

    "He's gonna say Russians love spam, I know it." *Russia & spam* "Knew it." Anyways, nice video. :p Honestly, I play Russia because I like setting up an area of the map as my own and defending it. I've always been more fond of quality over quantity too, but losing troops makes me sort of freeze up- with Russia, losing troops is so inevitable that I do a better job of replacing them and fuss far less over each lost unit.

  • @bloodykenshiro8218
    @bloodykenshiro82185 жыл бұрын

    Very funny video. As a Japan player I'm painfully aware of the things you humorously pointed out. Spot on analyses.

  • @IschmarVI
    @IschmarVI4 ай бұрын

    for me, playing dutch is like "wanting to play hit and run comps without actually wanting to hit and run". Because that's essentially what the Ruyter feels like sometimes, lol

  • @rowuomiimakori
    @rowuomiimakori5 жыл бұрын

    Ottoman Settlers: It's free.

  • @koppanyherko464
    @koppanyherko4645 жыл бұрын

    Wow, just wow!Love this video (as every other video of yours) and I'm kinda India-main if there's a term like that, and imo India is the lamest when u boom with Karni mata colonial, super cheap TCs, 2 Mango grove in base with karni mata, etc.Then u hit imp eventually and spam the hell out of ur opponent with maxed out mahouts, gurkhas and exp tigers.Oh and also gotta love the opponent's walls down, cease, slowly march in their eco and use taunt 16 (I'm in ur base, killing ur dudes) part!That's the best about India!

  • @SamuraiRevolution

    @SamuraiRevolution

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha thank you! I love the honesty...so true though!

  • @Speak4Yourself2
    @Speak4Yourself24 жыл бұрын

    The clip of the British settler building a manor while a war was ongoing, is accurate.

  • @ChickyChac
    @ChickyChac5 жыл бұрын

    unless you've been in a cave your whole life and play offline, then you would absolutely know how accurate this is. And oh yea... treaty players XD don't get me started with them

  • @mart3275
    @mart32755 жыл бұрын

    Very funny video but most of these are facts XD

  • @TheHalz

    @TheHalz

    5 жыл бұрын

    you are one stupid fuck

  • @photocide17

    @photocide17

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@TheHalz lol

  • @demonking86420
    @demonking864204 жыл бұрын

    How much Uhlans you have Germany: NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE

  • @obiwankenobi785

    @obiwankenobi785

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nein* moron

  • @demonking86420

    @demonking86420

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@obiwankenobi785 if I said nein then the answer doesn't connect to the question in the joke you dolt

  • @linkieloos
    @linkieloos5 жыл бұрын

    You were bang on about Brit players since I'm one myself. Though I rely more on naval power, especially when I can take villagers to small islands and make house islands with towers and/or a fort. Plus a massive land force attacking at the enemys front whilst the ships will bombard their base from behind. The Dutch, Spanish, Japanese and Aztecs are fun for me too.

  • @SamuraiRevolution

    @SamuraiRevolution

    5 жыл бұрын

    Thanks!! As a brit player I agree 100%!!

  • @AdityaSingh-tw4xe
    @AdityaSingh-tw4xe2 жыл бұрын

    Love this video!! Everything you said, especially about France, was so true. :D

  • @comradeametrine3778
    @comradeametrine37785 жыл бұрын

    As an Ottoman player from somewhere not previously Ottoman... totally on point. lol Edit: and then I lost my shit when also Portugal was accurate. Well played

  • @SamuraiRevolution

    @SamuraiRevolution

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha thank you!

  • @raymondnickolas608
    @raymondnickolas6085 жыл бұрын

    As a ottoman and french user you nailed this. I have no shame lmao

  • @SamuraiRevolution

    @SamuraiRevolution

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha thank you!

  • @TheAceStriker
    @TheAceStriker5 жыл бұрын

    Great vid Sam, loved it!

  • @SamuraiRevolution

    @SamuraiRevolution

    5 жыл бұрын

    Thank you my friend!

  • @Lloyd_Brown
    @Lloyd_Brown5 жыл бұрын

    I'm new to AOE3 so still have yet to decide my favorite civ, love your vids btw

  • @uluomu
    @uluomu3 жыл бұрын

    Time for an updated version of this in aoe3 DE! With the two new civs and buffed/nerfed old civs

  • @weisscheiss2613
    @weisscheiss26135 жыл бұрын

    This is true we use Blitzkrieg in every match in every game !!!!

  • @DYCEQUIRK
    @DYCEQUIRK3 жыл бұрын

    Can you PLEASE make an updated video with this XD I know we'd all love it.

  • @algorythmico
    @algorythmico2 жыл бұрын

    Mexicans from Wars of Liberty mod: - Free pistoleros/outlaws with each researched technology (highly effective raiders which you will automatically use since they use so much population) - Soldaderas (anti cav infantry) can heal. - Stupidly high hp for insurgentes (regular infantry). - Explorer can build three different presidios from which you can train settlers and soldiers. - Farmable XP from Generales if put on a capitol (Generales also function as an overpowered spy which can set fires). - XP overtime from houses (early shipment). They're just the perfect definition for turtling and winning but a bit op imo

  • @Jakobsh2
    @Jakobsh25 жыл бұрын

    Formation Brit here, All True!

  • @harryvee
    @harryvee5 жыл бұрын

    the french description was the perfect much for a friend that i have, that playes ONLY FKING FRANCE FOR THOSE DAMN REASONS!!!

  • @SamuraiRevolution

    @SamuraiRevolution

    5 жыл бұрын

    LOL

  • @abcd-yg2rx
    @abcd-yg2rx5 жыл бұрын

    I used to play above all with French. With the edict of Nantes and the upgrade that speeds cavalry production up, if you have enough gold, you can produce one curaissier per second and a lot of them within short time

  • @steelhammer3922
    @steelhammer39224 жыл бұрын

    I play French but use mostly skirmishers with artillery as backup. I usually bring a small squad of cavalry to snipe high value targets (like cannons and daimyos), go attack buildings while the skirmishers buy time, and harass weakpoints in enemy formations.

  • @unstoppablestreletsy1624
    @unstoppablestreletsy16245 жыл бұрын

    Try doing this for Wars of Liberty next. Will be curious about what you have to say.

  • @TheBallzin
    @TheBallzin5 жыл бұрын

    aoe4 hype!!!!

  • @spyrofrost9158
    @spyrofrost91584 жыл бұрын

    My counter for every unit of the Aztecs is "Eat all my Great Bombards."

  • @dayafters1
    @dayafters14 жыл бұрын

    I'm a dutch player here, and I'm amazed at how accurate that was.

  • @mdmahbubulalam2170
    @mdmahbubulalam21705 жыл бұрын

    True...when i used to play as russia my mind was like lets see how far can u keep the fight on as im sending endless streletsy and musketeers at you.or when i play as ottoman just jennissaries and great bombards....we are gonna blow everything away in one punch.

  • @SamuraiRevolution

    @SamuraiRevolution

    5 жыл бұрын

    Exactly!

  • @juanmijangos8891
    @juanmijangos88915 жыл бұрын

    Now one of Wars of Liberty mod civs.

  • @danielgally6389
    @danielgally63894 жыл бұрын

    that's some solid gameplay from the opponent at 2min must have been one of those serg games

  • @akkoyunlubeyligidelegasyon4534
    @akkoyunlubeyligidelegasyon45344 жыл бұрын

    One thing about Ottoman players: the Kuvayi Milliye Card. In a condition of losing, the player will literally use the villagers to destroy everything.

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