the fact he knows this much abt relationships somewhat tells me hes at least been through half of them...

@bunzii.

Жыл бұрын

didn't watch his vid yet but i just remembered Mvperry i have been his fan for a long time :D

@theunknownking650

Жыл бұрын

100th like! (That’s me your welcome :)

@stuNseeD0

Жыл бұрын

Actually every video he'd experience half of it

@galaxygacha6036

Жыл бұрын

@@stuNseeD0 "What your favorite way ti kill says about you" 💀

@s1storm

Жыл бұрын

​@@galaxygacha6036 Naww 💀

As someone once said: As a person without a crush, I see this as an absolute win.

@Fatih_M177

Жыл бұрын

Lol me too, not having a crush is not only great, but it's the way how other people react so confused, it's kinda funny to me XD

@LowSelf-EsteemLord

Жыл бұрын

True that

@50ror29

Жыл бұрын

Same

@Theofficialnoot

Жыл бұрын

Yeah same

@funni2485rah

Жыл бұрын

yeah

I've never felt so personally attacked before

@eazy_eren

Жыл бұрын

real

@CameraStriderUpgraded

Жыл бұрын

Attacked? you mean annihilated

@toastmaster914

Жыл бұрын

Obliterated, annihilated, disintegrated

@smb-c3po

Жыл бұрын

I see no point in having a crush on someone, they're just gonna reject you anyway.

@akiraaa100

Жыл бұрын

@@smb-c3po Maybe you are going for someone out of your reach, when it comes to love you should always lower your expectaions

0:21 "If you're a little kid it's not that weird, but the older you get the weirder it gets." 0:28 "If they're an adult it's not that weird, but the younger they get the worse it gets."

@MeltingMellons

Жыл бұрын

It’s weird as an adult because of the dominance that teachers inherently have

@zombathinlostleghackercat5233

Жыл бұрын

@@MeltingMellons Just have a strong will, lol.

@MeltingMellons

Жыл бұрын

@@zombathinlostleghackercat5233 🤨

@zombathinlostleghackercat5233

Жыл бұрын

@@MeltingMellons It's supposed to be one of those _"Don't have [Y]? Just get [Y]"_ memes.

@wingedgirl7035

Жыл бұрын

No even if they're an adult it's still creepy

as a 13 year old girl who doesnt have a crush on a kpop singer, i see this as an absolute win.

@patsauqiqaluk666

8 ай бұрын

True.....

@daniformizu

6 ай бұрын

oh oh so i am probably not a 13 year old girl😥

@kamrunnaharsinky6182

6 ай бұрын

I'm tho🙃💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 ARMY

@blackkitty_534

Ай бұрын

Mega w for the teenagers who don't have crushes on kpop idols

@hi.im.BerryPop

26 күн бұрын

Same lol 😂

Jokes on you, I don't have a crush! *Goes super saiyan* Edit: I didn't know fictional characters counted. Well if that's the case... JOKES ON YOU, I STILL DON'T HAVE A CRUSH! *Utilizes Ultra Instinct and lifts Mjolnir* Edit (again): Guys, I don't feel so good. I met a girl today, and, and, I th-think I... got a crush..." *ALL POWERS INSTANTLY VANISH.*

@ToadallyNormal

Жыл бұрын

You ok?

@MexicanMeijin

Жыл бұрын

That's MUI right there

@DeRez19

Жыл бұрын

@@ToadallyNormal Nope 🥲

@smb-c3po

Жыл бұрын

I used to have a crush when I was in high school, but it took until 7 years later that she wasn't worth it.

@DeRez19

Жыл бұрын

@@smb-c3po that's how it is for most of us. A lot of crushes are one-sided. Don't feel bad. It's always good to move on and learn.

I met my lady in genetics, we dated for a bit. When we broke up, I had to start journaling/fanficing to cope (based an oc on her). We patched things over and became best friends. Fast forward a few years, and we confessed how we really felt about each other.

@aint.responsible

Жыл бұрын

i thought you meant you found your lady within your genetics- i was gonna say sweet home Alabama💀

@smelly3772

Жыл бұрын

​@@aint.responsiblesame

@moonshinershonor202

Жыл бұрын

Oofff

It’s kinda scary how accurate some of this stuff is

@DeRez19

Жыл бұрын

He has experience

@skeletonhands01

Жыл бұрын

I see you on every MV perry comment section and I think even in a video once. Your a true fan 👊

@cyclonixx2468

Жыл бұрын

He has lived thousands of lives

@_Abgehoben

9 ай бұрын

Then he probably listed exactly your problem

I genuinely felt targeted at the husbando part 💀

@ladynoname3621

Жыл бұрын

And the single part-

@masterchief-jr9ln

Жыл бұрын

Same but change that to a female character and we good but I digress I feel physically attacked now or its probably because I'm a social outcast who finds it hard to make friends and sits alone at lunch. Yeah I think it's the second one o

@ladynoname3621

Жыл бұрын

@@masterchief-jr9ln same

@Avatarglader

Жыл бұрын

SAME This was definitely me

@cycy8910

Жыл бұрын

Yes. ( especially Eren…😭)

3:44 as a quiet kid, this is so 100% true and accurate😶

@kingkey-es1vc

Жыл бұрын

Same my guy

@VGODP

Жыл бұрын

↓No Bitches Club

@Aki-47.

Жыл бұрын

Retable

@MANNYOFC

Жыл бұрын

💀

@NyjahBreedlove-zu4lb

7 ай бұрын

Just like he said That's sad

as a single person i have never felt so alone before on valentines day

my best friend liked me back, and we've been dating for a little over a year now :)

@Pink_roses2

Жыл бұрын

Wow, I hope you two stay together :)

@chaos_is_my_guilty_pleasure

Жыл бұрын

This made me strangely proud.

The Single Relationship is accurate

2:08 Don't call me out like that. The times I've stared at the picture of Hideyoshi from Ikemen Sengoku and smiled like a maniac....... 2:24 Are you stalking me, man?

Happy Valentine's Day! MVPerry!

I just want my crush to confess their feelings for Valentine's Day because I am too stubborn to say anything...

@insertnamehere1258

Жыл бұрын

same, except I just have extreme social anxiety 😄(i need help)

@spacemanjoe1843

Жыл бұрын

No balls you won't do it

@ushopatross93

Жыл бұрын

@@spacemanjoe1843 won't do what? Express how I feel after having traumatic events when done so in the past? Or won't do my crush? Spoiler alert, my crush is one of my many fwb's so already did my crush!!

@airtiger4577

Жыл бұрын

I want the same to happen with my crush. That is... if we can run into each other again.

@DeRez19

Жыл бұрын

@@ushopatross93 You are not alone. I don't think I'll ever approach any girl ever again. I never get a date when I do, and even when they approach *me* they change their minds within the next 5 minutes cuz I got no charm.

I met my current GF when I was in 4th Grade (possibly August 2014), and at the time we became best friends for a long time (the reason). She finally asked me out in October 2022 (both of us were in 12th Grade) and since then we've been BF-and-GF. I feel extra cozy even to this day.

@moonshinershonor202

Жыл бұрын

You good b?

@The-E-Base

Жыл бұрын

@@moonshinershonor202 as of now, yes.

a loner: "you imagine you'd have wonderful conversations with them but in reality they suck at social interaction" me who is that loner: EXACTLY! *dont talk to me.*

@floof6896

Жыл бұрын

im kinda a loner but i dont suck at social interaction. maybe its because the people im around have very different ideas and personalities that i have, but i really dont talk to people i know little about (or are not close to) unless they talk with me first. if they engage in an interesting conversation with me, then the conversation could last up to 5 minutes or so. i dont suck at social interaction, i only suck at starting a conversation and finding people to talk with.

5:35 So we can laugh at everyone's pain.

@thatophasha5854

9 ай бұрын

No lie bro

@uhh345

9 ай бұрын

​@@thatophasha5854which part do you think is a lie. 😏

@I-dont-know-what-to-do-v1d

15 күн бұрын

Exactly

When a person has a crush on you but you ain't too interested Edit: tbh, I was in a relationship almost a year ago and I'm just not ready for another welp

@ayirabardot6656

Жыл бұрын

F O R F R I C K I N G R E A L .

@migantomon117

Жыл бұрын

@@ayirabardot6656 lmfao

@pancakebestfood542

Жыл бұрын

happened to me once and it feels terrible but even worse if youve been rejected before

@2SDW_exe

11 күн бұрын

Real

1:15 "Mama I'm In Love With A Criminal"

*0:11* that's pretty much me, like when I say valentine's day to em I admire them ngl

Nothing like staring into the eyes of a fictional being that can ever love you back 😌 2:14

Ah, back to Valentines Day. I got myself Jack Daniels to date for myself. Just the greatest person, helps me with all my issues.

As a person who have a crush on a fighter jet,i see this as an absolute win

@aviationmd

6 ай бұрын

W pfp

I feel like these videos are the embodiment of the one meme that's like "You just insulted my entire race of people. But yes."

@theplushiecrew1486

Жыл бұрын

F A C T

The "you were just stupid kids playing and now you can't get enough" is... too real... HELP-

That video game character one is so relatable- and the fact you put Link- I would equip his Desert Voe Set and just… stare at him in the menu for a minute or so-

As someone who has a crush on multiple celebrities that will never know i exist i feel personally attacked

@Alisonsgachaverse

Жыл бұрын

And the celebrities are dead

@Billiesavocados

Жыл бұрын

@@Alisonsgachaverse oh damn

@Alisonsgachaverse

Жыл бұрын

@@Billiesavocados yea I've had a crush on 2 dead famous people and is still in love with one but the fact that he was married and had kids makes me sad so I feel pressured to fall for someone that's alive and I only want someone who's a lot like him and I don't think I'll meet anyone similar to him 🥲

@Billiesavocados

Жыл бұрын

@@Alisonsgachaverse well one day you will find someone you love that isn't dead. and don't completely give up on meeting someone that looks similar to him because at my prom i met someone who looks just like my celeb crush.i promise you will find someone one day

@Alisonsgachaverse

Жыл бұрын

@@Billiesavocados I don't want someone who looks like him I want someone who's a musical prodigy like him

These are getting way too accurate im scared

I don't have a crush so I see this as an absolute win.

The fact that these are so incredibly accurate XD

3:27 Bruh way to call me out (casually hides picture of Junko behind back)

@myabtsectionisajoke

Жыл бұрын

Junko💀

@saphirestorm7952

Жыл бұрын

I would be concerned, but Amy Kiriwo isn't very better-

The husbando one was so accurate. HOW DO YOU KNOW?? 😳😳

I got an ad at the No Crush about Crush zero sugar and now I'm at a loss for words other than that being a good pun.

Funny story I had a Cush on someone but thought they were way out of my league so I acted like I did around anyone so when I moved my friend said she had a crush on me too. it hurt way more coming from him. That’s when I realized that I’m not going to see her again for years. so when I came back we were like strangers.

“ No crush. “ Because I’m bored. :D

Hi come and grab ur early ticket ❤❤❤❤

@Oxkucjkgog

Жыл бұрын

Thank you

@JayArmor

Жыл бұрын

Thanks 😊

@VAL_LOVES_YOUUU

Жыл бұрын

Thanks 😊

@deadworldmemes

Жыл бұрын

Thanks

@Stella.roblox.gacha.zep1223

Жыл бұрын

Thanks

I'm a mix of 'Someone in Class' and 'Best Friend.' We aren't BEST FRIENDS but we are friends, I stare at them awkwardly during class and sometimes I see him staring back and I'm like- "OH MAH GOSH- WOW"

Me and my girlfriend broke up exactly a week before Valentines Day and I don't think my feeling for her will ever go away

@hjuoowou560

Жыл бұрын

Sad

@falconplayz3420

Жыл бұрын

@@hjuoowou560 I know but I can be sure that things won't ever get any worse , either I eventually get better or l have to live this way for the rest of my life

@flimedbylia

Жыл бұрын

@@falconplayz3420 Srry man :( that must suck

@falconplayz3420

Жыл бұрын

@@flimedbylia its fine i know she's going through stuff and I feel powerless, because I know there is nothing i can do about it

@hjuoowou560

Жыл бұрын

@@falconplayz3420 what is she going though if u dont mind me asking

4:53 so, I guess I'm a narcissist now?

Its funny how this video can make you happy or bring you down

The first one is accurate

I feel like im boutta confess to her. She seems like the only remaining light in my life

@justsomeguyonyoutube8443

Жыл бұрын

dude you ok?

@Levia1han_

Жыл бұрын

@@justsomeguyonyoutube8443 im not sure anymore. Thanks for asking

@pancakebestfood542

Жыл бұрын

ik its a bit late, but how did it go

@Levia1han_

Жыл бұрын

@@pancakebestfood542 rejection. On good terms though. We're still friends

Christ that's accurate man

3:44 I have a whole a** relationship story in my head about nobody 😂😅

Happy Valentine’s Day MV Perry❣️❣️❣️

One time I fell in love. Still waiting for the ladder out.

Perry: Wait… you’ve never gotten a Valentine’s Day card? Me: Yup. Perry: Rest in peace Me: Thanks.

5:30 Never going to run around and desert you sorry i have to do this

love your vids keep going man

2:53 is so accurate! 😭😭😭

In my consideration, a best friend/perfect crush = the prettiest best friend and I’m lucky to choose her!❤

I don’t even have a crush but I still enjoy watching this

Happy valentine MVPerry and u snail 😂

Happy early Valentine's day! 💘

@julietguevara4304

Жыл бұрын

Yeah happy early Valentines day💘💘💘💖💖💖💝💝💝

@thekingofmed1a

Жыл бұрын

can't stop the A TRAIN BABY

I don't want a loner I *am* the loner Lemme prove my point: Ladies which one of yall would spend the day watching anime and playing bakugan or megaman

@radututulea2736

Жыл бұрын

Welp, it's been a month since you asked that question and still no replies. I guess we both are in fact loners.

@MexicanMeijin

Жыл бұрын

@@radututulea2736 I rest my case

@pancakebestfood542

Жыл бұрын

im not a lady but dont worry brother i would

Why is the husbando one so accurate I feel personally attacked 👁👄👁💅😭🤣

5:36 welp you got me there-

Hey, I really enjoy your videos

9:30 No,not even a single one😢❤💔

4:09 no not just 13 year old girls 10-16 year old girls based off of my experiences

@ramiiibm

8 ай бұрын

Mm, every age can be actually

Ive liked my friend for years now, we know eachother outsude and inside of school, we are pretty close friends. Tbh i like their sense of humor and how theyre the only person i can stay up all night texting, mainly because their funny and nice to talk to. Also because they also have insomnia and knows how it feels, so they probably decide to go to sleep the same day as me

As someone with social issues I can confirm he’s totally right

Ha! This is my first Valentine’s Day where I ACTUALLY have a boyfriend/fiancé, and I’m madly in love with him, we’re going to get married one day and we will be so happy together. We met on Roblox, and we became friends, then I confessed my feelings for him and he also told me that he loves me, and a few days to a few weeks ago I asked him to marry me and he said yes, we’re teenagers and we’re engaged, but we both love each other so much.

1:38 I am the loner lol

He can hurt our felling so fast 😭

Oh yeahhhh oh naurrr! i just started the video and it alr got too relatable!😭 i never thought he'd start mentioning kpop idols! the accuracy of age tho!

All I wanted for Valentine's Day was to not have to spend it alone....... Again. Needless to say, I didn't get what I wanted. That's ok, I've been alone for years. Kinda hurts, but I've gotten used to it.

@pancakebestfood542

Жыл бұрын

being alone for valentines day is rough

@jetstreamsam9726

Жыл бұрын

Same

veiws: 4 likes: 94 comments: 18 what-??

As someone with no crush, this is an absolute win.

happy valentines

POV: You don’t have a school relationship. *insert gigachad face + themesong* I don’t have a crush because yes, I don’t feel many feelings for some reason, don’t ask because not even I know. But all my friends are crazy about people and I’m like: 😀👍 then they hit me with the “I’m GoNnA wRiTe PeOpLeS’ nAmEs On PaPeR aNd YoU gOnNa DaTe ThEm” and I’m just- 👁️👄👁️ it’s pretty weird.

3:38 my wallpaper on my phone is Foxy 😭

Bro out here roasting everyone 😂

"No crush: why did you even watch this video?" I don't know dude

I want a birthday cake for valentines day because thats when my birthday is 😂😂

@blu.b3ll

Жыл бұрын

happy early birthday lol

@AsherTheModder

Жыл бұрын

@@blu.b3ll thanks 🙂🙂

@hjuoowou560

Жыл бұрын

Happy brithday

@AsherTheModder

Жыл бұрын

@@hjuoowou560 thank you

@flimedbylia

Жыл бұрын

@@AsherTheModder happy early b-day🥳

8:38 You said what I was literally thinking

2:13 I was once in a chat of like 5 other peeps who pretended to be Sephiroth and that it was the Sephverse, we then all thought of ways to torment Cloud

Me watching this not even trying to get a gf:👁👁

*Laughs in liking fictional characters*

@Anemo_Wind

Жыл бұрын

Same here

@mayankagupta123

Жыл бұрын

Ikr 🥲

@CYB3RPUNK.D34D.B0Y

Жыл бұрын

2:08

I have a crush on WAY TOO MANY FICTIONAL CHARACTERS!! 🙂 2:23 Very True. Wait, how did you know I do that?!

@KyomieForever1853

Жыл бұрын

I always feel like I'm being watched so, are you the one watching me?!

@dilianvt

Жыл бұрын

MVPerry straight up laughed at me for actually being in love with a fictional character That fictional character is actually Hatsune Miku

@KyomieForever1853

Жыл бұрын

@@dilianvtWow. I know my friend is in love with her, as well. I'm a female irl but, I have crushes on female and male anime characters. I don't really know why.

This has the best answer in mind when your understanding the world works with people to get your best to make sure it can get away at work in an old person that doesn't get into them because you're still getting paid a job that is just an important one

Thanks you too

**looks at Ryuji Sakamoto from Persona 5** You are my valentine.

@_Abgehoben

9 ай бұрын

Then he probably listed exactly your problem

@alexiskuwata

9 ай бұрын

​@@_Abgehoben:/

I told my crush I love her, but she said that she loves someone else, which just happens to be my ex-girlfriend 😐 But my ex-girlfriend doesn't go to school very often, so here I am - flirting with my crush everyday

Me and her had a conversation about FNAF, like a real one, she knew the lore. And she’s really kind, and she has pretty eyes and a great smile.

I used to like my best friend. She LIKED me back but now... We're dating :)

Jokes on you I never had a crush

@whynotsleepontheroof

Жыл бұрын

5:36 ;)

@DoodlingWithSam

Жыл бұрын

@@whynotsleepontheroof why not

People who are single pringles. 👇

THIS IS SO ACCURATE FOR ME

Remember, your crush will never live up to what you created them like in your mind.

New video? Oh yeah 😎.

BRO, WHY WAS I IN LOVE WITH NICK FROM ZOOTOPIA WHEN I WAS A KID??

You described me perfectly ngl

Well, the funny thing is I don’t love anybody 😢 I’m ok I just have something in mine eye I do love somebody at school and my parents😂❤

@thekingofmed1a

Жыл бұрын

and you also need a dictionary

4:02 wish it would be that easy...

As someone, who fell in love to person, who saved my mental health, i can confirm that our lives is very painful+ we both are mostly introverts

Right on time

5:45 True!

@I-dont-know-what-to-do-v1d

15 күн бұрын

Some people prefer being single