The art of a quiet kid is to blurt out the perfect roast at the perfect moment.

@EEPY4

Жыл бұрын

Or punch someone at the perfect time

@ajgames4409

Жыл бұрын

Or to pick a chair or table and throw it at someone.

@upscale9109

Жыл бұрын

Story 4's roast was cold as hell 🥶🥶💀💀

@Memer-ij6rq

Жыл бұрын

Im the quiet kid at my school, this is true, but I’m an exception.

@smilyboi9847

Жыл бұрын

@@ajgames4409 I’ve done that before!

In 8th grade a friend of mine fell asleep as usual the quiet kid got up walked over as close as possible said “the police are here” I’ve never seen my friend get up so fast

@Iamtheonlyhell

Жыл бұрын

Omg that's gold

@alonzochayanguya8655

Жыл бұрын

"they know that you did some weed"....

@Tobyfoxfoam

Жыл бұрын

the fbi saw his search history

@MuffinTheGamer2009

Жыл бұрын

@epic kuma too much furry p0rn

@TeboShepherd

Жыл бұрын

Mad dog Mike lol I always wanted to take a bite outta someone's faces it's really hard to do you have to really commit I guess. I tried to bite dad's ear off and he managed to knock me out

As a quiet kid, I can confirm that I feel the need to attack someone with a table.

@flickfox1798

Жыл бұрын

Me to I have an infinity cube and this random girl that sits in front of me has not only tried to take my infinity cube but also kicked my bag to try and take my space and me and my friend where playing that one game where she put her hand and I put mine and so on so on she was turned around with her arm on our table and told us to stop cuz we where shaking the table I told her to move her arm she says I'll put my arm where I want I answer with OK well then we will play our game where we want and gave her that fake smile of I hate you 😊

@rahul-rz5uj

Жыл бұрын

Same here but with a sharp pencil

@ismellfeet888

9 ай бұрын

🤓

@Hershes122

9 ай бұрын

Same

@Zach-no9di

9 ай бұрын

H o w

I was the quiet kid. There was this time where one kid just suddenly brought up the difference between a masochist and a sadist. He was acting like he was super smart but he'd actually got the two mixed up. I was this close to correcting him before I realized how concerning that would sound from me.

@mode4801

Жыл бұрын

You did good by not correcting him. In one of my classes (around age 13), a teacher asked us if we knew what s&m was; Rhianna's song had been released back then. A kid got it wrong and I raised my hand to answer. Not satisfied with just getting the answer to a question that she asked, the dumb b*tch of a teacher asked me "how do you know that?" with an odd look on her face; as if she wasn't about to talk to us about it. She essentially embarrassed me infront of the whole class by making me seem like a weirdo for knowing what s&m was. It didn't help that I had no friends in that class.

@Thatone_fan905

7 ай бұрын

I’ve done that before aswell

@Justcallmerosa

4 ай бұрын

I’ve actually told someone the difference and they straight up said “Are you okay..?” Nope I’m most probably a sadist and I hate that :D

@ermnerdmoment

3 ай бұрын

cap@@Justcallmerosa

This reminded me of a forgotten memory. I used to be the quiet kid. Gym class in middle school, bully yells "you suck!" while playing volleyball. I scream at him about how I've never played before and how there's a learning curve and just because he's had the opportunity to learn doesn't mean we've all had that yet. Can't remember the exact words but the teacher didn't intervene and eventually the guy is apologizing. Hs was surprisingly patient/wholesome after that.

@epicman1232

Жыл бұрын

If it's forgotten then how is it a memory?

@sciencewizard2861

Жыл бұрын

@@epicman1232 used to be forgotten but then reactivated due to cues

@CowMalicious9479

Жыл бұрын

@@epicman1232 you can forget a memory, but you can't lose a memory (unless you have brain damage) memory's you forget will always be in the back of your mind, that's why relearning a language is so much easier than learning it for the first time.

@howdydobuckeroo1204

Жыл бұрын

I had this exact thing happen to me. Except the guy yelled out at my friend, and I got pissed. (I only had 3 friends at that time, they are very precious to me.) He became a great guy after that, surprisingly. He’s doing great education wise and got the course he was going for.

@Redjd2098

Күн бұрын

the good ending :)

I was the quiet kid in legal studies. One day we were covering stuff like fraud and false advertising, and I raised my hand asking about secret menu items (stuff from restaurants that aren’t on the menu but you can order if know about it). When the teacher asked for an example, I went with McDonald’s McG*ngb*ng (2 beef patties with a chicken breast in between) and set of an explosion of laughter, shock and tears

@yurioroku6983

Жыл бұрын

Wait, seriously?!

@KasugaChousensha

Жыл бұрын

@@yurioroku6983 yup. Too be fair, I did ask a good question, having recently watched a WatchMojo video on secret menu items and that particular burger being #1. It’s just that no one was expecting me to say THAT

@yurioroku6983

Жыл бұрын

@@KasugaChousensha I see... I'll try it next time!

@KasugaChousensha

Жыл бұрын

@@yurioroku6983 just fyi, I think this is a US thing

@MELEMADE338

Жыл бұрын

@@KasugaChousensha nope. I heard it in canada too

“Be mindful of the quiet ones. They may not say much, but they’re always listening.” -Sun Tzu, *Art of War*

@incompatible_with_life

Ай бұрын

i am *always* listening to any gossip i can possibly hear because it’s fun and i like spreading rumors from time to time as well

I was a quiet kid and I had a teacher who would constantly mispronounce my last name as “Cock” no matter how many times I corrected him. He wouldn’t even use my first name! He would JUST call me that! This went on for six months with daily corrections on how to ACTUALLY say my last name. One day, I got so sick of it I snarked at him “You know, I’d correct you, but given JUST how many times I’ve had to do so, there is no BRAIN BETWEEN YOUR EARS!” The teacher was like 😳😵‍💫 And my classmates LOST it Whoops..? 😅

@allisonkrueger8330

Жыл бұрын

If it’s your last name in the profile it’s not even that hard to pronounce, what you said was justified lol 👏🏻

@nataliecox6032

Жыл бұрын

@@allisonkrueger8330 yes, that is my last name in my profile 😂😂😂😂 which was also why I was so irritated 😂😂😂

@rebeccalotto8001

4 ай бұрын

BASED

@LordSiravant

12 күн бұрын

There was no way that teacher's behavior wasn't 100% intentional and he got a little joy out of his day by mocking you.

that "die bee! die!" was delivered so perfectly tho🤣🤣💀

@Samstercraft77

Жыл бұрын

fax

@calicobagels

Жыл бұрын

The emotion in the voice lmao, it's perfect.

@andromeda_va39

Жыл бұрын

I know right? A far cry from the usual quick monotone voice

@SsvbxxYT

Жыл бұрын

It kinda sounds like a young Shaggy.

@littlefox_100

11 ай бұрын

Yes Kirby.

one time a quiet kid randomly yelled "yall are so quiet, its lunch time" when he said that i died of laughter due to the hypocrism

@b_omp

Жыл бұрын

Oh man that's good

@gunthegoldminer8119

Жыл бұрын

Hypocrism? You mean hypocrisy?

@theog_spider6212

Жыл бұрын

@@gunthegoldminer8119 man shut yo weeb ass up, you know what i fucking meant, aint nobody ask you to auto correct me bru i dont even know you bro. honestly cry more

@theog_spider6212

Жыл бұрын

@@gunthegoldminer8119 aye, i got a math equation for you. Whats your ugly ass times your nonexistant rizz? 0 BITCHES QUIT PLAYIN WITH ME BOI

@gunthegoldminer8119

Жыл бұрын

I got another question. If x=100, how much toxicity does @@theog_spider6212 have? X+x^x!*x

Coincidentally, both of my stories happened in the same class in the same year in 8th grade. My teacher often did “circle talks” or whatever, where everyone would sit in a circle and answer a set question the teacher had pre-picked. However, sometimes after she had asked all of her questions, she would let the students ask questions. This one kid in the back of the room, who has hardly said a word and slept half the class, raised his hand, and the teacher called on him. Very calmly, he asks, “How many times have you opened an incognito window?” It took the class a few seconds, but eventually we were all laughing our butts off. I’m pretty sure the only person who didn’t understand was the teacher. Literally nobody answered the question seriously. The second story took place on the last day of the school year. We were having another circle talk or whatever my teacher called it, and the question was something along the lines of “What was the best thing to happen to you this year?” This one girl, who again has hardly said a word and has literally only been to school for around half the year, got the talking piece and said, “My dad got arrested.” She proceeded to pass the talking piece on with no further explanation. I don’t think I’ve seen her since that.

I'm not entirely the quiet kid, but I'm often times silent. I'm typically the one who's constantly quiet, who will occasionally say something really out of character and out of nowhere. So, one day, the conversation was about something along the lines of attentive listening and since there are two dudes in my class who are REALLY annoying, at some point I recall saying "oh, we're doing attentive listening? Maybe that could be useful for some people in this class" and I heard a few people laugh from it.

@allisonkrueger8330

Жыл бұрын

I roasted a kid a grade below me when I was a senior, he always talked in class and once he asked the teacher to repeat something so I said “maybe I’d shut your mouth you’d hear something”, needless to say the entire class ooooohed and busted out laughing. The kid wanted me to get in trouble but the teacher agreed with me. 😂😂😂😂

@allisonkrueger8330

Жыл бұрын

Also that sounds like my classmates (my class had a reputation for being loud and obnoxious)

One guy in my class once said "YOU CAN TALK?! I thought you were mute. . ." I didn't know what to say to that. Like bru-

@johnwalker1058

Жыл бұрын

As a shy, quiet introvert, this is the story of my life. Plenty of people have reacted to hearing me speak for the first time as if they just witnessed a person in a wheelchair suddenly spring up on their feet, and then do a full Olympic gold-medal worthy gymnastics routine.

@FavoriteClown

Жыл бұрын

@@johnwalker1058 oddly specific lol

@James18939

Жыл бұрын

That happened to me as well, I was getting bullied by this guy every day and I tried to ignore him and I did for almost a year. At one point I yelled at him to shut up and he said "YOU CAN TALK!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE MUTE?"

@mymixedbiscuit9159

Жыл бұрын

@@johnwalker1058 wow that's kind of hilarious ngl

@user-el8op5ky1s

Жыл бұрын

@@johnwalker1058 Same here, I'd walk round with earphones in all the time, and mostly just distracted myself from the world, I remember having a PSHE (basically life skills, health and social) lesson which on that day was about dissability awareness, class got onto the topic of people who are mute to which Matt, the not particularly bright kid put his hand up and said "Oh, is that whats wrong with (my name)?", everyone looked at me at me expectantly for a second knowing that I was sometimes accompinanied by learning support staff, after a breif pause I announced "No, i just choose not to talk to you arsholes.". Oh boy did the room go silent, Matt in a hushed voice said "holy mother of fuck... He can talk!" and stared at me like i'd just performed telekinesis or something. In reality i just never really had anythting to say, found out later that i did infact have selective mutism linked to some other stuff but hey, it made it a big deal if i said something in class like i had some sort of power so silence the room.

I was the quiet kid, some guy in our class was really annoying, insulting people’s mom, calling the a certain race as an insult, telling them to go back to their country (even tho we all were from Canada, in a canadian school). This time he insulted a girl’s mother non stop,not as a joke but as an insult. He loved to brag about is facial hair, he had like…3/4 strand on is face max. So I calmly said to him " shut up, your mom as more facial hair than you do" the class went wild. First time I spoke beside answering questions, would do it again

@calicobagels

Жыл бұрын

Glad you're proud of yourself :D

@catlover-ju2vw

Жыл бұрын

I would too

@ochometro3233

Жыл бұрын

has*

@flickfox1798

Жыл бұрын

I am waiting for my quiet kid story 😂

@smol__artist1145

Жыл бұрын

@@flickfox1798 wait for the right moment it it’s worth it 🤣

There seem to be 3 common types of quiet kid: 1. The witty one, who only talks if he needs to 2. The weird kid who compensates for his weirdness with silence 3. The one who's normal, but is just shy or has social anxiety Either that or some combination of those

@Lastofusfanforever

Жыл бұрын

Or the kid that are silent at school but talk your ear off out of school

@Amassivemistake

6 ай бұрын

I’m a combination of 2 and 3

"Cordellia, if you were dating anyone dumber than you, you'd be pushing him around in a wheelchair and wiping drool off his face." God DAMN he was out for blood.

@roguegirl29

Жыл бұрын

Probably one of the most hilarious comebacks I'd ever heard. 😆

@bensophin

10 ай бұрын

Im going to steal this and use this against my enemies

@julesmanygoats3707

12 күн бұрын

The my little pony one.

As the former quiet Kid in school i can really related to this. I think because we usually do not complain about anything or talk that much there is a certain mystery in our behavior which ultimately end up in some sort of respect. A part from that we do not like to talk that much therefore the only circumstances we talk is when we now we have some sort of genius shit in our head. At least that were my experiences... Edit: We are also a bit crazy why we tend to shut up

@FavoriteClown

Жыл бұрын

Yeah

@Luna_who

Жыл бұрын

I guess I’m a quiet kid every thing I say have some sort of meaning or I’m just saying something crazy like what happens after we die do we go unconscious like when we sleep but if we do what happens to our brain?

@usernameisusernam

Жыл бұрын

@@Luna_who bro wdym crazy shit everyone has thought about that at least once

@cdaustria056

Жыл бұрын

@@Luna_who silence

@Luna_who

Жыл бұрын

@@usernameisusernam well I was going to put something else then I realized NA and put that I was going to say “how to do genocide and get away with it”

Once the quiet kid randomly said “we are all going to go to heck” at a catholic school and everyone just stared at her

@makenziewright4334

Жыл бұрын

Oop- 🫢

@geoeira

10 ай бұрын

is the kid really said heck or is that a censor? would be funnier if it is

@Portahooty

10 ай бұрын

@@geoeira I’ve honestly forgotten but I think it was just a censor

In school I used to be the quiet kid (maybe more like the weird nerdy shy kid but anyways) but I knew I would get bullied the fuck out of me if I kept being weird in highschool, so I decided to just act even weirder and base my whole personality on that (basically making fun of myself so others can't). In some backwards kind of way it worked and by the end of the second year of highschool I was friends with almost the whole class. Later I just started to act more normally but even now I make friends easily, and have been able to find people that share my geeky interests. Thinking back about how I acted, it most definitely was cringe, but becoming the weird kid that everyone likes is much better than getting bullied and insulted every day.

@ConceptOfCreat10n

9 ай бұрын

I was once (And still kinda am) exactly the same, but with much more malicious intent. I just wanted what was best for myself and was super manipulative. That was back in upper-elementary and middleschool, when the school curriculum was at an all-time low and when I hated learning. I someone managed to gain the general respect of all the girls and half the boys in upper-el, but by the time middleschool came around my strategy failed me and I just became the slightly tolerable psycho. People kind of liked my art and the teachers liked me but that was about it. Now I just. Exist and doodle and somehow gain an extra friend?? Even though I LIKE being disliked now?????? idk man, shit's weird. (My highschool is very accepting and full of geeks and art nerds like me)

@imahumanbutichosetobeapota5479

2 ай бұрын

@@ConceptOfCreat10n is manipulation not normal?

@awdryco

2 ай бұрын

@@ConceptOfCreat10n homie has been watching too many sigma edits

Watching this, I remember what happened back in middle school. There was one really quite kid, who everybody thought he was so "quiet and contained" who was really smart. Then I got to know him, and he was the POLAR OPPOSITE of what I thought he was like. He was quite insane, and was quite a swearer as well. Note, this was in sixth grade.

There was this one time in 4th grade when everyone was being all chatty while we were doing work and the teacher was tryna talk to another student. The quiet kid stood up and packed his stuff. “Where are you going?” Asked the teacher. ”To a class that actually lets me work.” He replied.

@WhileMyGuineaPigGentlyWheeks

Жыл бұрын

That’s amazing

@allisonkrueger8330

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like my classmates from elementary school all the way to senior year (same bunch of clowns every year). My grade even had a reputation for being loud and obnoxious. I will never forget the time my English teacher let a bunch of us go to the computer lab unsupervised to work on a paper, this was across the school down a long hallway from her classroom, and everyone was being super loud and all of a sudden she marches in the lab and says “you’re all being way too loud, I can hear you all the way down the hall” 😂😂😂😂

@ConceptOfCreat10n

9 ай бұрын

Godspeed to that quiet kid. I feel ya, buddy.

There was a guy in marching band in high school who never spoke and hardly ever smiled, not even for his senior photo. I noticed he read a lot so one day I turned around and asked him what he was reading about. He proceeded to talk for like 10 straight minutes about what he was reading

@jharris3110

Жыл бұрын

He sounds pretty chill

@DucksAndCatnip

Жыл бұрын

ok but what was he reading??

@b_omp

Жыл бұрын

@@DucksAndCatnip that's what I wanna know

@MeargleSchmeargle

Жыл бұрын

What did he read? Massive cliffhanger.

@DucksAndCatnip

Жыл бұрын

@@MeargleSchmeargle Bro exactly smh

One day our teacher during Mother’s Day is asking kids to raise their hands to give her a brief understanding of what with be put on their card. The quiet kid who is also my friend goes “Well, my mother hates me” and the entire class goes dead silent except for me who was throwing a laughing fit like a maniac, so that’s probably why everyone was silent now that I think of it. Still a damn legend.

Was the quiet kid in high school, and due to weird scheduling in senior year I got to be in one social studies class with just four other students while the other class with the same teacher had 20+. Was a great slow-paced period for all of us and the teacher was so chill about it, we’d often go outside to chill for lessons and do homework. Well, one day, when the teacher was actually teaching, everyone else was talking over her and it was just so rude and I got so angry (and I think I was already frustrated), I blew up for the first time and firmly yelled something like, “Would you guys please shut up and let the teacher teach!” Everyone got quiet after that until teacher said not even she thought I had it in me.

As a quiet kid myself the most shocking thing I’ve said would probably have been “if you do not leave me alone I will stab you with this pencil.” There was also this one time where I screamed “DUCK” out of no where

@rainbowphrog

Жыл бұрын

Lmao I like you

@ImpossibleGirI

Жыл бұрын

Lol. I like you

@skskksk2653

Жыл бұрын

I screamed living is just endless torment in this he'll sacks of a world filled with psychopathic killers I'm fucking tired

@christhefirstxenosian5544

Жыл бұрын

i said the pencil thing before

@christhefirstxenosian5544

Жыл бұрын

and worse

I went to a small therapeutic high school. We could bring our pets to axhool with us my junior year then it became too much of an allergy risk. I would bring my guinea pig in with me at least once a month. One day when I have her with me(her name was lady purrsalot fluffanutter potato, lady for short) we are in our school assembly where we're all thanking each other for different things and the quiet girl speaks up and says "I'd like to appreciate lady for having better attendance than most students." It was one of the funniest things

@QueenGreenflame

Жыл бұрын

Yo?? Where can I find a school like that, that sounds amazing

@caelyclifford6133

Жыл бұрын

@@QueenGreenflame Watertown Massachusetts. Their solution to not being able to let kids bring their own pets was a school therapy dog. His name is Cooper. And any time we were stressed we could go and play with him.

@bananatheo3796

Жыл бұрын

I am in love with that pet name. When I get another pet I am like 80% sure I'm going to give it an overly long name like that one :)

@caelyclifford6133

Жыл бұрын

@@bananatheo3796 it makes your pet seem fancy too :)

@Yowatchadoing

Жыл бұрын

@@golacheron3851im naming mine Sir Anthony Doo-Doo Nutterball III

6:43 👹police car👹

@AvrageGuamanian

10 ай бұрын

Lol

I was the quiet kid in highschool I became more social after getting together with my now fiancé and graduated. I would mind my own business and a popular princess type girl decided it would be funny to ask me out. Me knowing damn well how she is and having no interest in her (she was a popular crush) after she asked me out I said "why would I want to date you when you probably gave head last night" I made everyone who heard laugh hysterically and I think I gain some respect after that.

@mandyko

9 ай бұрын

why do people think slvt shaming is funny

@Argonikron

5 ай бұрын

@@mandykoWhat's good about being a slut?

I'm the quiet kid in my class. Although I stay quiet. It's tempting to scream at my classmates

@marshaybell4147

Жыл бұрын

What

@Cxerdz_

Жыл бұрын

Your every quiet kid ever I'm the quiet kid in my class that's so goddamn relatable

@softie_preppy5625

Жыл бұрын

@@marshaybell4147 are you russian or something

@taniataylor265

Жыл бұрын

100% relatable. 👌

@kmfgamingplayz

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂lol😂😂😂lol😂😂😂

I'm not exactly the quiet kid but I can be pretty silent in lessons. Once in year 8 the bitch of the class started an argument with the teacher with everyone taking his side and I said 'you said it first' then went silent again, she turns on me and I yell 'maybe if you did as much work as you talk, you'd actually get good grades' and sort of broke her brain, second time year 9 same class my arch-enemy said 'wouldn't it be funny to bounce this paper off of (my name)'s head, it would probably go boing!' being in an annoyed state from PE being the previous lesson I said 'do that and it will be the last thing you do with your hands'

@ct11cbk

Жыл бұрын

Ngl, best line ive heard here. Complete badass.

@pg13snipez

11 ай бұрын

Bro is gonna be Rambo XD

5:08 got me dead on the floor 💀

0:58 out of pocket 😭😭😭

Similar story. We had a guy pick up and hurl one of those two person tables at a teacher for giving him detention. The kid originally was getting detention for talking to his online therapist on his phone too much. He got suspended for nearly hitting the teacher with a two seater table. Needless to say I think he shoulda let the quiet kid keep talking to his therapist. He always got his work done and was getting better grades than he used to.

@pessskychaos4874

Жыл бұрын

Was he talking in class?

@HyperbolicMedia

Жыл бұрын

@@pessskychaos4874 no he wasnt calling or talking. Just texting inbetween his work or when the teacher wasnt talking. Our public school is super strict to "bring up the image" of our state. Treating us as mindless tools for someone else's fame in the process. The school gets prettier and fancier but when I was there (Im nearly 20) people were fed horribly and if one kid messed up everyone was punished somehow.

@pessskychaos4874

Жыл бұрын

@@HyperbolicMedia oh that sounds awful, that suspension probably screwed him up a lot more. And punishing an entire class or entire school is just a bad way to control kids, it makes them not do it not because it's wrong, but instead because others would get punished aswell.

@HyperbolicMedia

Жыл бұрын

Kids would rat out on eachother prison style to not get the whole schools reward days canceled. One mistake and no one gets movies, shirts, nothin. We actually would get stackes with EXTRA work for the day. And yeah that poor kid dropped out and got his GED a year later. Smart kid just wasnt handling the bullshit our school pushed on us

When he said “send all your energy to that guy we gotta get those two together it’s meant to be!” I just started laughing

@theclownsystem9429

Жыл бұрын

Idk it made me uncomfortable the way OP seems to be obsessed over her and said if he marries her he'll share everything about her but her body and love. Ick.

@allisonkrueger8330

Жыл бұрын

@@theclownsystem9429 agreed

@mandyko

9 ай бұрын

it sounded like some sick twisted yandere story to me

I used to have this one friend in middle school. For some reason I have long since forgotten, she could not say ‘no’ to people. I was not the most quiet in the class, but people knew I didn’t like talking, and when I did talk, it was for a very good reason. Anyway, my friend and I were in this history class together. We were working on some class project. Well, I hear some kids behind me trying to talk her into going to a party so that they could make her pay for everything and dump her. Before she could even answer, I slammed my hands on the table, whirled around, and proceeded to hollar at the kids, even ratting them out on previous occasions of doing this. The whole class goes dead silent. Everytime that one kid tried to open his mouth to defend himself, I’d just inch closer to him, and continue my rage. This proceeds for the next ten or so minutes before I finally sat down. The class ended shortly after. I ended up going to the teacher to appologize for doing that in class, but the teacher just looked at me stunned. I don’t remember her words, but whatever they were, she was not angry at me for what I did.

My best friend in high school was the quiet kid. During one of the spirit week dress up days he came dressed as a Jedi, full length cloak with a light saber tucked into his belt. That day a bee got into one of our classes. Everyone ducked, screamed and ran around. He stayed calm, slowly stood up, pulled the light saber out swatted the bee and put the light saber back in one fluid swing. he smiled and sat back down, the whole class cheered

I remember once in 7th grade in groups I said to a classmate something like "Shut your freaking mouth" because he was probably interrupting every five minutes, and always saying something completely dumb. The rest of the group heard it in shock (because I'm rather polite and quiet, so me telling to someone to shut up seemed violent coming from me) and I lied saying they misheard what I said because I don't like being the center of attention. Never tried that again

Being one of the quiet kids in class was the best, especially when one of the other people said some random shit that instantly gives you an idea for jokes that leave the class in stitches.

@examination_network

Жыл бұрын

Not if a teacher hears the rumors and your suspended, personal experience

@allisonkrueger8330

Жыл бұрын

Being the quiet kid got me left behind when my class had to run around the block across from the school. It also got me to skip a class a few times (still in the building).

I was the quiet kid. One day I was in a group project with my friend and two other people, both of whom didn’t do any work. After the practice presentation, where I found out they didn’t do the parts they were supposed to, I was so fed up that I (using my best older sibling voice I perfected) gave them a stern lecture in a VERY disappointed voice. Later, my friend told me that she was scared of me for a second. After that, they both did their work.

Everybody gangsta till the quiet kid starts roasting the teacher while standing up and screaming 💀💀

One more, though this one is dark. Kenneth was a guy at my job who never talked in the break room or showed up to any functions. He talked to me a few times about music and Halo. Just a couple sentences here and there. Another coworker heard us exchanging little snippets and said, "Oh shit, you got Kenny to talk! I guess that means you're friends, eh? Hey, you'll let me know if he feels some type of way, yeah?" Kenny says, "Just let me drop him first. Not. A. Word. Okay friend?" Coworker stares at me and then at Kenneth and says "You... You won't let him-?" Kenneth smiled and so did I. Coworker slowly backed away.

@rheegret8405

11 ай бұрын

What happened next 👀?

I was the quiet kid in school. I remember one year in November, my health teacher got on the topic of birthrates and I realized that we'd had a lot more birthdays than usual scheduled for November and December on the birthday board. I made the observation that it was 9 months since Valentines Day and my health teacher didn't get the humor in it (or pretended not to). Got some people to snicker at least.

@Biscuity_hole

Жыл бұрын

😂😳

My old 4th grade teacher used to work at a highschool for kids who had criminal backgrounds. Told us a story once during class how once she told a kid off and he threw a chair directly at her. God I loved Ms. Davis.

Story #28 just makes me sad. The girls I personally knew in high school who were "sluts" all had some fairly serious trauma in their backgrounds. TRIGGER WARNING Childhood sexual abuse, rape, and parental neglect or abandonment were common themes. I knew one who had kind of a "slutty period" who had survived SA at the hands of a relative as a tween ....only half her family believed her, which tore the extended family apart. Like many SA survivors, she got no therapy at all, and tried dating and having sex with someone else as a failed means of regaining control over her own body and normalizing what had happened to her. She went on to quietly date a slightly older and very slutty guy who introduced her to smoking and drinking, and then got her pregnant at a young age. And split. He was older and not from her town. One of her parents had already died by then. The other responded in horror and peer pressured a secret abortion on her....then put her on the pill to make sure it wouldn't repeat and just went back to ignoring her. That was it. All before she was 15. Now imagine a new person is interested in her. She hopes this will finally be the person who loves her. He says sweet things to her, but when they have the chance they make out, he pushes for sex right away, and after all the trauma, she doesn't know how to say no or have boundaries, and just tries to be the most fun she can be, hoping to keep his attention. The next day, he brags about the whole thing in the cafeteria, To the disgust of his friends. He has no intention of staying with her. He used her. She is given no privacy, courtesy or respect. She inspires disgust. And finally even he has to laugh when someone compares her to a gross sandwich. Imagine if all that happened to someone you're related to, who you love. That's not ok

@GiordanDiodato

10 ай бұрын

how do you know that happened?

@melissasaint3283

10 ай бұрын

@@GiordanDiodato because that person was a close friend of mine.

I was the quiet kid in high school, and once my eng teacher asked us why this one guy wrote this one poem, and nobody could answer it, but me being a literal writer I just answered it perfectly stating reasons and specific lines and what pages they were on. The teacher literally put her hands on her face and her jaw dropped and she couldn't speak because teachers these days don't ever get perfect answers, and I knew that and took advantage 😛

@pryt0n180

2 ай бұрын

she did NOT do that 😭

I have a pretty good story and it’s actually about me. I had lots of emotional issues as a child which often resulted in aggression and a jerk just dumped his water bottle on my head so I pushed him into a cabinet, then a giant water bottle one of the ones that you would put in a water dispenser, fell off the top and crashed on his head, breaking the bottle in half as I yelled at “HOW DOES THAT FREAKING FEEL HUH!” I got detention for basically the rest of the school year but to this day, I still feel it was worth it (Side note I do regret it slightly but he was a little jerk)

@samuelblack7314

Жыл бұрын

#WorthIt

@amayakilpatrick

Жыл бұрын

Don't feel bad😂👏🥹

@amayakilpatrick

Жыл бұрын

I love this😂

I'm the quite kid and some days ago. A teacher pissed off all of the class. Everyone was shouting and things. But after that. I yelled "HOW THE FOCK DO YOU WANT US TO DO THIS FOCKING GROUP PROJECT BY FOCKING PHONE?!" Everyone was looking at me dumbfounded. Because they never heard me talk. But I had the strongest and deepest voice in there.

I love the "Mad Dog Mike" story. I CANNOT IMAGINE how that scene must've looked!

I'm the quiet kid and the coolest thing I've done was constantly finish my algebra tests 30 minutes before everyone else 💀

@Iwannaeatlasagna

Жыл бұрын

I kinda relate by being that one kid that finishes the english test 2 to 3 times faster then anyone, the worst I got was 2nd place and I only got it bc I have 0 creativity and I had to write stories

@YellowTheSus

Жыл бұрын

Once there was this kid she told me “You’re a nerd you completed the test in like 2 seconds” but she completed the test before me so I said “You completed the test before me” and she was like “OH”

@usernameisusernam

Жыл бұрын

@@YellowTheSus "Oh" 💀

@whokilledjesse.

Жыл бұрын

Me too lmao, and I would flip my page literally so loud and long lasting just to prove I'm quicker (I was an mf nerd lmao)

@usernameisusernam

Жыл бұрын

@@whokilledjesse. I definitely did that a few times

There were so many times when my class got so loud people were covering their ears. I always get strong urges to scream at everyone to get the class to be quiet, but I don't want to hurt other people's ears even more

I'm the quiet kid and I think the most surprising thing I did was, when the teacher went to get something and the class started to go full berserk. I get really stressed and aggressive easily if I hear loud noises, but mostly I can hold it back, exept on this one day. I cussed loudly at my German classmates in Hungarian and everyone went silent. I'll never forget the look on their faces. It was wholesome

His acting at the trumpet and German helmet bits are simply phenomenal.

In high school there was this girl who would never talk, and she had a angry expression most of the time. she would sit by herself in a corner of a classroom and sketch in this sketchbook. I was shy and liked art myself- so I had a little crush on her- but we never spoke. One day the teacher selected groups for us to be in- and I got her as a partner- I was nervous but we both met up at a desk- we hadn't said anything yet and I was ready to start the project but then she told me bluntly that she wanted to "slit my throat" with the same angry expression. She then walked away to a different group and ended up talking really nice to them with a entire different side of her I had never seen. I'm very confused still why she said that- luckily my throat is still intact- at the time I was just kinda used to getting picked on so I just ended up being in a independent group-

me and my friends are the "quiet" kids, we dont normally talk unless spoken to or we're with one another. id just got back from being sick and approached them in the lunch line. i had asked what i they did when i was gone, and without missing a beat my one friend said "your mom." i snicker and turn to my other friend, who responds with: "we took turns."

16:40 Why are you saying my name like that? Such a hard T.

3:46 THIS SHT CRACKED ME UP HOLY SHT HELP IM DYING

@rose_magic.

9 ай бұрын

Same 😂😂😂😂

I'm worried that the story about the kid throwing a table is about me. I don't think I qualify as quiet anymore by any degree, but back then, I didn't talk much to people unless they were a friend. Now, I don't have any memory of doing it, but every now and then I hear someone mention that I had done that

@Iamtheonlyhell

Жыл бұрын

Yeah that's happened to me a few times where I habe threatened a kid and didn't even realize it

@hammondsmucker

Жыл бұрын

@@Iamtheonlyhell sAME THAT HAPPENED TO ME I GOT PUT INTO JAIL YET THEY JUST RELEASED ME?

@Iamtheonlyhell

Жыл бұрын

Damn I'm honestly surprised I didn't get sued or something. I did this thing that everyone knew meant I'm gonna kill you and she told the teacher but instead my friend backed me up

@salamander6014

Жыл бұрын

@@Iamtheonlyhell why would you threaten a kid

@salamander6014

Жыл бұрын

@@Iamtheonlyhell and how do you not notice an entire table thrown at you

I wasn’t really a quiet kid, but one kid wouldn’t stop talking even though I asked numerous times, so I yelled at him so hard that he started crying. He and his friend never talked to me since.

This was a personal moment. I was the quiet kid once. In about 6th grade, I got caught up in some drama that involved rumors of some kids dating. Dunno how I got caught into it, but I did. Let’s call the victims of the rumors CB for the girl and AB for the boy. CB starts talking smack to me, and I zone it out as usual. She stops, but I have nothing to say, so I pretend I didn’t hear it and say “Sorry, I don’t speak trash” and everyone just stared at us, waiting for her response. She starts mumbling something that everybody heard as “You speak French” and I, respond with “If anyone speaks French in here, it’s you because you’re speaking the love language with AB”. She didn’t say a word and everyone thought for the rest of the year that the rumors were true, since she never spoke out against them. She left over summer. Let me remind you this is 6th grade, everyone saw me as the quiet kid, and that I single handedly silenced a rumor. I became a legend in the school.

8:00 why is this actually kind of of funny somehow?

@fudgexd3mv

11 ай бұрын

sans irl

@adamscarsandstuff4969

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

When I was in preschool, I was very quiet due to a disorder I have that was much worse at the time, we were all working and the kids wouldn’t stop talking so I was just like “QUIET” or something like that. it worked (Came from my parents, have no memory of this myself)

@Z3N1TY0

Жыл бұрын

I’m no longer quiet because of the disorder. I’m actually pretty social now and have been for several years

I am known as the quiet kid at my school. Now my best friend, who too is a quiet kid, was now acting like an extrovert. It was one of those times where she would act all different depending on the climate, weather, and her new found interests. I begun to act like her in a Christmas party with the most American/British possible. I pretended to just stare out of the wall but was actually singing a song in which the microphone was right next to me. Hadn't realized it much until a new song played and my friend was like "Go [Deadname]!!!!!!". The whole class was silent because they couldn't believe that I could make an annoying voice bc I was known for having a low, whispery one. [I sound like a high schooler that smokes weed all day. Even the math teacher is convinced at this point despite me being below 15 years old.]

1:04 I am so glad that nobody at my school has this response when someone asks the time. I learned a while back that some kids have a time insecurity (yes, this is a real thing), and if someone doesn't tell them what time it is, then they feel unloved. It's more complex and deeply rooted than that, but teachers should be able to tell students the time. Thankfully, at my school there were clocks on the walls and I have had a watch since 6th grade, so whenever someone asked me the time I always made sure to reciprocate with whatever my watch said. (Whew, that was a tongue twister!)

20:13 I swear to God that is the most legendary way to silence an arrogant popular girl to exist in the multiverse

I was the quiet and the weird kid. Never really had a surprisingly good burn or something cool to say and me dissociating sometimes made me do things I didn’t remember or only remembered months later. I do vaguely remember, however, once opening a biology book and seeing a picture of a woman giving birth. It was taken from the front in a way the baby’s head covered the vabween. I was very intrigued by this so me, the smartass, was staring at it closely and intently. I don’t even remember why, probably thinking about how terrifying the idea of giving birth is and amazed that that baby’s head fit all the way through suck a small opening. Well guess what, I happened to be sitting next to the most popular kid (at least I think he was). He noticed what I was looking at and was like “ew why are you looking at that”. And then he yelled through the entire classroom that I was looking at a woman giving birth. Asked if I was into it and stuff. Idk what was going on with me and why I dissociated so much and did things I wouldn’t remember, maybe it had to do with me being bullied and just couldn’t emotionally handle being at school otherwise. I think I kinda grew out of that or I have more control over it idk, I don’t really understand it. I’d always kind of forget that I existed and the world around me or that the world around me didn’t exist. Or I somehow believed that I was in my room.

@seaotter4766

Жыл бұрын

Or maybe someone drugged me but eh, wouldn’t know who

its the quiet ones you gotta look out for. silently observing. I did something similar to the #8 story. im a pretty shy and quiet person and was in Art class trying to do my project and one of the girls in my grade was in the class was being loud and I turned to her and asked her nicely to please be quiet im trying to work. she got snippy with me and the teacher Mr. Bacon yelled at her shut up.

@allisonkrueger8330

Жыл бұрын

Was your teacher a pig or something with that name? 😂😂

10:36 the perfect start for a love story doesn’t exi- Edit : just realized next one was a love story, idk if both are the same story or idk

It was the summer after jr high. She was a scrawny emo kid from Vietnam that barely said anything other than short responses like “ok” “sure” “yeah” “mhm” etc. I was jogging at a local park so i can get in shape before trying out for high school sports. In my peripheral vision I spotted her sitting at a bench playing guitar and singing “Roslyn” by Bon Iver. She had a sweet and angelic singing voice and it made me smile. I didn’t interrupt her nor attempted to get to know her after that because i knew she was moving out of state anyway. I just hope she’s doing good in life.

I wasn't really known as the quiet kid but I wasn't really social either I mostly kept to myself (besides at lunch when I would hang out with my friends) anyway in English class there would always be a prompt on the white board for us to write about before class started and one day the prompt said "what do you think the future will be like?" As soon as I read that prompt I pulled out my notebook and started to write. When class started the teacher would call on kids who would want to share what they wrote all the other kids wrote about the future being this advanced robotic futuristic place of course each story was different but they all had the same idea eventually I was called on to share so I read it aloud but instead of it being futuristic my version of the future was about how the world would be nuked and everything on earth was dead with mutated animals and people roaming the desolated planet after I was done reading, the classroom got dead silent for a minute before the teacher said "well- that was new-" and he then proceeded to continue class like normal I still look back on that day fondly XD

@Red_bloodwill

Жыл бұрын

My god this is long

@kingofdeath9012

Жыл бұрын

@@Red_bloodwill Let me sum up. Teacher put up a prompt asking how the future would be, everyone else went with stereotypical sci-fi shit, quiet kid went with a dystopian post-apocalyptic future filled with nuclear radiation and serious mutations. Class freaked.

@usernameisusernam

Жыл бұрын

@@Red_bloodwill no it isnt

@Red_bloodwill

Жыл бұрын

@@kingofdeath9012 thank you

@DucksAndCatnip

Жыл бұрын

@@usernameisusernam It is, there's not punctuation either which makes it harder to read.

This year (I'm 14) people in my english class were annoying me with my crush that had friendzoned me a week before. Everybody was talking and someone said: Do you think she likes you? And I just stood up, looked at him in the eyes and yelled NO. The teacher looked at me and said jokingly: Wow! This guy can talk? Awkward silence and the class went on

You made the gay quiet kin the Lunch line sound like Angel Dust😂 1:42

@the_author_artist7815

Жыл бұрын

PLEASE I HEAR IT I HEAR IT AND I CAN IMAGINE IIT IN MY HEAD

Few months ago a girl in my music class was being very annoying, always telling me mistakes I did even when I didn’t do any and each time she would tell me to write them on the music sheets, except I like to keep my sheets clean and practise myself to be better in the long run rather than do quick corrections, but she’s a narcissist and wouldn’t accept any explaining since she wanted to be right. One time, I looked at her in the eyes (I don’t look at people in the eyes much) and I explained my full plan on how not writing my mistakes would help me become mulch better in the future and how I had already planned everything and didn’t need her words and I don’t know why, but with only that, I shut her up and she started annoying different people instead of just me after! Feels good hearing others complain about her

17:48 I would 100% say thank you as a joke and then go get a book from my schoolbag

So, im that one quiet kid in class and i still am, but now i have a story. So it was just a regular school day and i was in 5th-6th grade and it was at the end of gym class. When i was about to leave the dressing room to hurry to my classroom, some other classmates asked questions about what their issue is with the other classmates(Which was basically what they hate or dislike about the others),and they were obviously in a friendgroup. Then i just hear that one of them say that the only issue that they had about me is that i was way to quiet.. I still dont know how to feel about this 🙂

im still laughing at “Mad Dog Mike” right now and its been exactly 16 minutes already. 🤣

7:00 I NEED TO KNOW THAT LANGUAGE, at least its name and sound.

7:52 wait question so there are people that will respect you if you attack and growl calling you “mad dog Mike” but if anyone else does it without attacking they're just weird? . . . . Huh, what a strange world we live in. Still, good for him that he not only got a badass name he got respected and never bullied again.

@krumrangelov

8 ай бұрын

theyre just weird... huh what a strange world we live i- what the fuck is this sentence give me a second gotta read this shit again hbhbbdghbhbhvh- no SHIT they're weird how tf would you just growl without doing shit its weird as fuck bro

2:58 Jesus Christ didn't expect that

@OmniSync

9 ай бұрын

lmao

3:16 sounds like cg5

@trashboat4759

9 ай бұрын

@bloodmoonlol69kinda

I relate to #37 so damn much lol some people often jokingly asked if I was a serial killer because I often wore black and barely spoke sometimes.

6:32 bro is named after a ninja turtle 💀

@Abypar

Жыл бұрын

Thats why he silent

Lost it at the quiet kid who couldn’t remember what color his dog was

"I CANT REMEMBER WHAT COLOR MY DOG IS." Bro is traumatized.

I was a quiet kid back in High School and this one was the most memorable one as it has to do with a substitute teacher . So this Sophomore year and during English class we had a substitute teacher and she was trying to quite the class down to give instructions she tried twice but they wouldn’t stop talking so me being not only the quietest kid in that class but the shortest by USA standards I yelled “ Shut Up “ !!! to the entire class and I kid you not everyone looked at me and started laughing even the teacher was shocked however one classmate said “ For such a quiet kid you sure are loud “ .

i heared EVERY SINGLE STORY IN THIS VIDEO before this video came out and i heard them like 3 to 4 time each

1:26 peter will never recover from this...

@razorwolf2758

5 ай бұрын

“PETER” is still to this day… … In a coma

15:22 my 6 year old brother walked in and heard this and I told him not to tell anyone he heard that. Hes gonna realize so much when he gets older 💀

@Restart_Animator

4 ай бұрын

Oh god…

3:59 Based quiet dad 💀

@hashira9223

Жыл бұрын

Fr 💀

For me as a Quiet Kid i said this to a classmate “ Oh my gosh! Are you okay? “ She kinda hurt herself, just a big bump or some.

@kalziez

Жыл бұрын

um ok

@abc-ju5oq

8 ай бұрын

Was she ok?

@user-iy7ht6gj1p

7 ай бұрын

@@abc-ju5oq yea she was okay now I’m friends with her🤠

12:31 YES, YES, ABSOLUTELY YES! I always do that and I'm happy to know I'm not the only one doing this!

15:45 " I'm that quit kid" 🤣

i was the quiet kid and never raised my hand and barely EVER talked to anyone so i was referred to as 'the quiet kid' and when i stared at someone they were most likely unfazed but there were these 2 people that started the rumor that i was the quiet kid and when i looked at THEM they seemed to look intimidated or atleast pretended to, so when they annoyed me i just gave them the side eye that tells "i dont like you"

I never realized I was the quiet kid, but in 10th grade, one of the students said something to me like, "it's always the quiet kids you have to look out for." I was stunned and looked around, and I just shrugged and said, "well, maybe." And the class went silent for a long moment. So then I said something like, "I've done some things before." There was more silence, and I thought about explaining a little farther because it came out a bit more ominous than I meant it, but... you know what, no, I don't want to explain, actually. There's some things that are just for me to know and nobody else.

I feel like based on the typical quiet kid sense of humor, Charlie (the moist king) was absolutely the quiet kid.

i was the quiet kid in class one time, and these little pricks kept harassing me. my grandma has cancer, so im VERY much struggling in school. anyway, these kids start going on and on, and one brings up death. i legit snapped, stood up and screamed at her. this was last week… still worth it.

Story #24 was so damn sad. That professor came up with a fun and unique class that happened to be attended by a horrible person. I really hope that professors knows that he is not to blame for what Cho did.

My class's quiet kid asked to go to the bathroom. Teacher says no. Quiet kid says she really needs to go. Teacher refuses. Quiet kid pulls out an actual loaded pistol on the teacher. Class goes into a full panic. This absolute menace just put the gun away and walked out the room to go to the bathroom. Police get called, the girl gets arrested, yada yada.. Turns out the quiet kid was on her period and really did have to go, but I guess she didn't feel like announcing that to the whole class in front of a female teacher who should have known better. She made history in that school

@annistar9693

Жыл бұрын

"who should have known better". Sex doesn't matter when it comes to power tripping authority.

@randomtexanguy9563

Жыл бұрын

America

keep going man your videos are great and i''m sure your youtube career succeeds

I’m the quiet kid kinda, but there’s a guy who never talks in the class. This man after 4 years of being in him class, I never knew what he sounded like. The bullies of the school were bullying him. Next day we had a lockdown; turns out it was him. (This is a true story btw) He must’ve snapped, and stuff.

I was actually called the quiet kid in middle school, I didn’t do anything like a quiet kid other than wear my hood. But i made jokes about it. One time my friend roasted me a bit and i said “Ima go to my locker” and he said “AYO CHILL” 😂 Good times