"This hangers a fucking prison!" Had me choking 🤣

@sjbines

6 ай бұрын

This line would make excellent t-shirt material

@cardinalchaos2278

6 ай бұрын

@@sjbinesI’m just imaging a chibi Raptor sitting in a hangar with bars on the entrance, pulling and yanking on the bars while screaming “This Hangar’s a fucking prison!” In a big speech bubble.

@snipercurgan1

6 ай бұрын

That shit absolutely sent me! 🤣

@sjbines

6 ай бұрын

@@cardinalchaos2278 @habitual_linecrosser I'd buy one

@Angl0sax0nknight

6 ай бұрын

Ya had to rewind that a few times

Actually face eating happened twice here in Florida, but the second time was because the guy had a psychotic break and thought he was a dog. It was really sad for all involved. :(

@rianmacdonald9454

6 ай бұрын

seriously - that actually happened? WTF

@ManiaMac1613

6 ай бұрын

​@rianmacdonald9454 College student with an undiagnosed mental illness compounded by drug use. He beat and stabbed an elderly couple to death and ate the face off of one, it took half a dozen cops to tear him off her. He was actually found not guilty by reason of insanity and committed to a mental institution. His family actually tried to have him involuntarily committed before the murder, but they acted too late. It's a sad, fucked up story all around.

@no16427

6 ай бұрын

TF goin on in Florida bruh….

@bbeen40

6 ай бұрын

Turns out the bridge face eater WASN'T on bath salts at all. They still don't know why he got hungry for face. Pretty crazy that I have to specify which face eater I'm talking about, lol.

@finnmcool2

6 ай бұрын

Outside Florida it's always sad when someone gets their face eaten. You might be a tiny bit desensitized.

"Under Construction" As a former Texan, I chortled pretty hard at this. Also +1 for being in touch with some pretty specific regional humor.

@bubba200874426

6 ай бұрын

Everyone from every state complains about construction, and everyone thinks it's unique to them.

@phant0m233

6 ай бұрын

@@bubba200874426 That whole "everything is bigger in Texas" thing? So are the highways, and as what comes with highways that are bigger are more maintenance and upgrades. Compound that by the fact that Texas is a fucking gigantic state larger than any European nation, and you can imagine how big of a concern this is.

@sarasunshinemt4444

6 ай бұрын

​@phant0m233 I went to school in San Antonio back in the 90's, and haven't lived there in over 20 yrs and DEAR GOD, I DO NOT miss the huge amount of traffic and people. I mean, y'all are awesome, but I'm glad I got to live in Montana for 15 yrs and learned what *real* hill country is lol

@phant0m233

6 ай бұрын

@@sarasunshinemt4444 I haven't lived in San Antonio since 2016, but when I lived there the traffic problems had largely abated. They opened up this huge expansion to I-35, and the freeways were a BLAST to drive!

@bubba200874426

6 ай бұрын

@phant0m233 once again, everyone thinks they're special. They aren't.

As a Texan, I felt physical pain when Florida said he forgot the Alamo, great video

@1retiredknight

6 ай бұрын

As a Texan, we'd be happy if the US forgot about us entirely. We tried to leave quietly once, but the US government never honors its part of a deal.

@josephmarkese8563

6 ай бұрын

What? Do he forgot the car rental place... no big deal.. you hot hertz right?

@noonespecial9704

5 ай бұрын

​​@@1retiredknightRight, storms federal armorys and rebels against Government because an election didn't go your way, quitely.🙄 And what deal? Last I checked, when you adopt the Constitution, it's permanent. No ifs ands or buts. You wanna become a state, you stay a state forever.

@CptJistuce

5 ай бұрын

Yeah, Florida be tryin' to start Civil War 2 over there.

@noonespecial9704

5 ай бұрын

​@@1retiredknightWhat deal? Texas signed on for the Union and Statehood. Once you join, there's no leaving. Secession is illegal and an act of rebellion.

"You know what i forgot this morning? the Alamo" had me rolling

@merlyworm

6 ай бұрын

Reminded me when BLM talked about busting up the alamo and all of texas said 'lulwut?' and started loading their guns...

@MrJakeros

6 ай бұрын

@@merlyworm wait are you serious?

@merlyworm

6 ай бұрын

@@MrJakeros Yeah. Id hafta dig deep to find the story, but blm threatened the alamo, and then realized that texans will shoot you if you fuck with it, and backed down.

@bas-tn3um

6 ай бұрын

bro that would be a mistake like they really really really dont want to play that game about the alamo....@@merlyworm

@Christian-Syndicate

6 ай бұрын

that would be an act or war against Texas change my mind @@merlyworm

"This hanger is a fucking prison!" That's how prisons are supposed to work buddy, containing things too dangerous to be let out.

@Texasiscoolorsmthidkiforgor

6 ай бұрын

IMAO

@CptJistuce

5 ай бұрын

Some day, some dark day we will unleash the beast. Then the rest of the world will learn all too fast what it feels like to be a weather balloon.

@Texasiscoolorsmthidkiforgor

5 ай бұрын

oh no@@CptJistuce

@droman608

5 ай бұрын

It’s not a prison nor it is a containment unit. It’s a doomsday/panic room. #callanambulancebutnotforme

I can’t believe, at 51 yrs of age, how much I look forward to and laugh at these 😂😂😂😂😂. I can’t decide if that’s normal or I’ve yet to grow up 🤦🏼‍♂️

@laurag7295

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

@Tydorstus

Ай бұрын

Yes

As a Mexican, the Texas accent joke was hilarious! Texas used to be part of New Spain, and gained it's independence and was absorbed by the USA through a pretty violent war. I believe Texas wanted to remain independent but the USA would have none of that. Lots of Spanish/Mexican heritage remained in Texas due to population and culture, the times I've been there for visit and tourism I had pretty good times.Tex-Mex food is also pretty delicious.

@mcarrowtime7095

6 ай бұрын

You’ve got the absorption backwards. Texas wanted to join the US after not to many years but the US wasn’t willing to take it on due to its status as a slave state.

@presidentmerkinmuffley6769

6 ай бұрын

Close, Texas wanted to be annexed by the US, the even applied and were turned down initially. We let them in and as a result adopted the border disputes they had with Mexico, leading to the violent war.

@HammerOn-bu7gx

5 ай бұрын

Uhm... , yeah no. Texas was pretty much bankrupt when it asked for admittance into the Union. The blood was with Santa Anna.

@VKiera

4 ай бұрын

@@presidentmerkinmuffley6769 That and the Texan government at the time were in debt up to their eyeballs.

@Ryvaken

4 ай бұрын

Uh, guys? The war between Mexico and US was basically because a decent chunk of Mexico decided they didn't want to be part of Mexico, they wanted to be part of the US. Which is a lot like how parts of Ukraine voted to...not be part of Ukraine anymore...and wanted to be Russian... So... Yeah pretty much the whole Ukraine thing is the Asian version of Texas joining the United States, and Ukraine is Mexico. So... Supporting Ukraine against Russian aggression is more than a little hypocritical.

As an Hispanic Texan, you are completely correct about the accent changing as you go south.

@KellAnderson

6 ай бұрын

My wife took me down to visit her family in El Paso and Juarez last year and I swear I was the only white dude in the area...

@mr_h831

6 ай бұрын

​@@KellAndersonI'm white as fuck, live down south, but pronounced that shit with an H. That should tell you something. (I'm in Texas as well in case that wasn't clear.)

@harrytabb328

6 ай бұрын

There are entire towns in South Texas that don't have any gringos, or even running water.

@jamerv86

6 ай бұрын

There’s Mexicans here that speak American with Texas accents too. You expect Mexican, then you get white/Texas sounds.

@rrocha99913

6 ай бұрын

@@jamerv86 that’s me 😂😂

As a Floridian, I must make some corrections this video got wrong. 1. He was not on bath salts. He was an unmedicated schizoid, who was allowed to roam around despite warnings from everyone that knew him. In my opinion, bath salts would have been preferable than what his mind was cooking up. 2. They were not 10 ft. They were 9 and a quarter, and they were drunker than the whole Baptist church during communion. 3. They did not get back into a saucer. It was an extended bed Chevy pickup, of which is the place they were getting sauced. Edit 1: Thanks for the thumbs up you guys. Edit 2: For those who disagree with me on the bath salts thing. His name was Rudy Eugene. Based on his autopsy report, there was no reported mixture of drugs other than THC in his system at the time of his death.

@Juror63

6 ай бұрын

ROFLMAO!

@gymleaderjoey1371

6 ай бұрын

As some who WATCHES THE FUCKING NEWS STORIES ABOUT IT. yes, the first one was bath salts

@wrath4452

6 ай бұрын

@@gymleaderjoey1371 I think he’s confusing it with the SECOND time it happened.

@nathanielschaper295

6 ай бұрын

@@wrath4452 That happened more than once?

@jamesogden7756

6 ай бұрын

​@nathanielschaper295 yes..... 😢

As a Texan and a fellow Southerner bless Florida and it's little short bus riding heart. And if there's spirit animal is the A10 we're definitely the buffalo.

@ronjones-6977

6 ай бұрын

I always find it ironic when the guy talking about other people and their "short bus" finds grammar so hard to grasp.

@matthewaldrich6455

15 күн бұрын

As someone who rode the short bus, fuck you and your opinion on Florida. At least Alaska gives us street cred and NO ONE, not even RUSSIA, fucks with ALASKA. so Texas ain't got shit. Everything's bigger but the dicks there.

As a Texan; I unironically have an accent like this when I get passionate about something!

No te preocupes, compa. If anyone complains about your Mexican jokes, remind them that people tried to cancel Speedy Gonzales twice and failed. We love him too much.

@ronjones-6977

6 ай бұрын

I warned my daughter that her firstborn would AUTOMATICALLY get the nickname Speedy since she married a Gonzalez. She'll be 2 this wknd.

@schaddenkorp6977

6 ай бұрын

How can anyone not love Speedy Gonzalez?!

@droman608

5 ай бұрын

As someone who watched Speedy Gonzalez, I’m surprised that no one succeeded in canceling him. #hestoofasttocatch ❤️

@HammerOn-bu7gx

5 ай бұрын

@@schaddenkorp6977 Frik'en woke POS's that have no other issues in their lives so they have to make stuff up and mess with our stuff!

@lowkey1969

4 ай бұрын

That's because you (unlike the woke) have a sense of humor, a sense of self awareness, and Speedy is a positively bad-ass character. Even his cousin Slowpoke Rodriguez is awesome. It's called being a confident adult.

Now, we just need Poland, aka European Texas, to meet real Texas. I’m sure that Texas would be so proud to see how many firearms Poland has been stockpiling.

@theresa4554

6 ай бұрын

I just watched Perun's video about this, it's insane how much Poland is stockpiling. They even hooked up with South Korea and bought a fleet of tanks that don't even have a prototype yet.

@presidentmerkinmuffley6769

6 ай бұрын

It's not just Texans that are proud of them.....

@presidentmerkinmuffley6769

6 ай бұрын

​@@theresa4554European Texas buying prototypes from Asian Texas..... yup totally checks out.

@cardinalchaos2278

6 ай бұрын

@@presidentmerkinmuffley6769exactly!

@wakes_inc

6 ай бұрын

​@@presidentmerkinmuffley6769 who's African Texas?

It’s been so odd as a Native Texan. I live in Dallas and as a kid, everyone older than 40 had accents. (The North Texas Warsh, Squarsh, Faar for wash, squash and fire) Now all the cities are pretty close to normal American. I have always loved the Southwest Texan accent. A true cowboy accent.

@ronjones-6977

6 ай бұрын

My mom was born in Chicago and my dad in Big Spring. Considering both sides had lived in Arkansas before that, all of us now out west sound like a bunch of hillbillies when we get together....with a Midwest twang thrown in there to mess with people's minds.

@ste8912

6 ай бұрын

From Dallas also, and I can attest to this. I have a slight accent. Although if you get to Southeast Texas they all sound like Cajuns.

@Raysystemic

6 ай бұрын

We need to help the accent make a comeback.

@GiasJulii

Ай бұрын

Just travel about an hour north up I-30 from Dallas those accents will show up fast.

@kingdancekiller

Ай бұрын

@@GiasJulii true outside the triangle they’re still there.

As “little European Texas” I approve in name of my OG Texas “brothers”

From what I've heard, the main reason you get lots of weird news in Florida is because they have sunshine laws where the police have to tell reporters what is going on pretty quickly. Lots of stuff happens in other states too it's just harder for the media to get the stories.

@perrywaaz3660

6 ай бұрын

Aww man, I was hoping for a fun reason, that's boring (makes sense though)

@presidentmerkinmuffley6769

6 ай бұрын

​@@perrywaaz3660The fun part of the equation is that on slow news days we get the antics of Florida Man...

@perrywaaz3660

6 ай бұрын

@@presidentmerkinmuffley6769 True

@sinisterthoughts2896

6 ай бұрын

Bingo

@MrSJPowell

6 ай бұрын

@@perrywaaz3660 I mean, we're a weird state all round. It's effectively a tourist/vacation/tax haven/second home for the northerners state. It's the last part of the contiguous US to be "properly settled" and had to be effectively engineered by the army corps of engineers. We have the Villages, a retirement community with the highest concentration of people from Ohio outside of Ohio, most of the treasure coast, which is where the wealthy people from New England go when they're cold, the Orlando region were the eastern seaboard goes for amusement parks... Etc. That said, our crime rates, and the types of crimes here are pretty much par for the course. Sure there's the weird crimes, but for the rest remove enough context, and focus on the weirder parts, and even relatively normal crimes sound odd.

For anyone outside the United States... this is how we view ourselves. Like siblings who still (mostly) care for each other but will absolutely get into a pissing contest over anything/everything.

@presidentmerkinmuffley6769

6 ай бұрын

Yea except Kommiefornia, we are all trying to figure out how to get it to snap off so it falls in the ocean...

@tearstoneactual9773

6 ай бұрын

@@presidentmerkinmuffley6769 - Bury a nuke a mile down in the San Andreas fault and set it off?

@presidentmerkinmuffley6769

6 ай бұрын

​@@tearstoneactual9773Possible, I was thinking 3-5 spread out but do we want to shaft Nevada that hard?? I still think it might be worth it though.

@Fadaar

6 ай бұрын

@@presidentmerkinmuffley6769 Cali rot has already infested Nevada (and now Arizona) pretty hard, may need to make it a two-fer

@onegemini420

6 ай бұрын

@@presidentmerkinmuffley6769 As a Californian, if only we could figure out how not to have to support the poor red states as we get less back than what we pay and still have the 4th largest economy in the world. You all should be thanking us, cause if we snap off into the ocean you all are F'd. You all hate Californians, well we hate you all for dragging us backward as a country :) Have a great day my American siblings!

As a Texan that is pretty dang accurate. Hell, sometimes I talk like that.

As a native Texan, so glad to see us get stereotyped by this channel, if anyone ever gives you heck, it’s only “rude” if you’re not funny. 😂 You’re hilarious.

As a Texan…I approve

@Slashernate

6 ай бұрын

As a Texan, I approve your approval

@texangaming567

6 ай бұрын

The Texan council of approving, approves your approval

@beckyrr1

6 ай бұрын

As a Texan I would like to add a Don’t Mess With Texas approval with an additional approval to the approvals.

@Demented117Soul

6 ай бұрын

I do as well

@fernandocalzada9042

6 ай бұрын

as a hispanic texan, I approve, and I also approve the "si, senor" version of texas.

Texas and Florida have the best sibling energy I've seen

@alecmullaney7957

6 ай бұрын

They're the two cousins at the family party who only have each other to talk to because the rest of the family hasn't forgiven them for touching their cousin inappropriately

As a representative of the Mexican community I find that joke not offensive but hilarious 😂

@lowkey1969

4 ай бұрын

Because, like anyone of good breeding with excellent taste, you have a sense of humor.

"This hanger's a fucking prison"... BRILLIANT!

There's a joke about a guy who builds a house, a bridge, and even a bar, but they don't call him a mason, a bridge builder, or a carpenter. No, his problem is if you screw one sheep, one time...

@bas-tn3um

6 ай бұрын

youre always a sheep #$#%#%%

@jareddixon9108

6 ай бұрын

I’m not smart enough to make sense of this.

@Arcalargo

6 ай бұрын

​@@jareddixon9108 OP's mad because he's Welsh. I mean a sheep-fucker.

@TS-jm7jm

6 ай бұрын

​@@jareddixon9108the reputation you gain from one heinous act, whether real or a false accusation, is held first and foremost in peoples minds over anything else you have done.

@SethBeck

6 ай бұрын

@@jareddixon9108sheep epher.

As a west Texas, can concur that it’s not just the south that has that accent. Also, Florida might have fought aliens, but the Taliban had a weird fear of Texas Rangers. Or was it Al Qeada ?

@jassom1270

6 ай бұрын

They’ve seen what Walker (chuck norris) is capable of

@joeclaridy

6 ай бұрын

They were affraid of Chuck Norris

@bas-tn3um

6 ай бұрын

texas rangers have world hacks though they caught people who ran from every officer in entire territories and states and then trussed them up within a week and had them on the back of a horse in texas and it didnt just happen once or twice it was repeatedly. they also have ridiculous recruitment standards.

@jacobscott2443

6 ай бұрын

@@joeclaridy but really who among us wouldn’t want to intercepted by Chuck Norris?

@itszilo7436

6 ай бұрын

I live in the definition of west Texas, El Paso, and yeah you’re correct

"Bring it on! I already fought aliens this week!" Lmao perfect quote from Florida! We need more state-to-state conversations!

I gotta say as a born and raised Texan I am so so happy to be properly represented. *Even the Southern Part.* 😂

If I lived in Texas I would definitely vote for Brandon herrera.

@smoove_

6 ай бұрын

if I lived in America I would also vote for Brandon

@matteoorlandi856

6 ай бұрын

if i lived i would vote for brandon too -average democratic voter

@TwoYeets

6 ай бұрын

I wish he was in my district, so I could vote for him.

@DocBobbyCarl

6 ай бұрын

@@matteoorlandi856wow totally missed out on average democrats aborted fetus joke.

@aidanacebo9529

6 ай бұрын

I live in Florida, but I'm looking at buying land out in west Texas... the exact district Brandon is running in. you can get 20 acres for like 5 grand.

Florida and Texas are like two brothers that give each other shit but really do love each other deep down

@LoneWolf.5326

6 ай бұрын

Two Older Brothers trying to see who's better.

@Christian-Syndicate

6 ай бұрын

Idk man. I can remember when Florida was just some purple state but now it feels like Florida is trying to steal the identity of Texas.

@AlleluiaElizabeth

6 ай бұрын

Yeah. They banter, but then Florida sends national guard to shore up their border, and Texas sends hurricane aide. And we band together to complain about California. Its good sibling energy.

It has reached the point where it is uncanny to look at that picture of the F-22 without the eyes and mouth. Congratulations, Habitual Linecrosser, you've achieved the MatPat effect.

Know what I forgot? Personal hygiene? Boss level roast!! I was howling!🤣🤣🤣

Poor Raptor, even when aliens show up he isn't allowed to intercept anyone lol

@AligatorPoland

6 ай бұрын

Probably they're giving him some good sleep "things" arming with some kind of "space laser machetes" and proceed like nothing ever. Buff knowing what's up - Hey kiddo? Everything's good ? They tried to intercept you? - "doom background music" uh-huh ( be not afraid eyes )

As a Texan myself your impression of a Texan accent is Texas approved.

@Creeker.

6 ай бұрын

It needs work

As a Tex-Mex from CC, the accent is fine Just 2 things I’m offended by 1. THE FRICK YOU MEAN YOU “FORGOT” THE ALAMO 2. Only 3/8 of the state is desert, not 1/2 Tho 80% of it is hot as hell But yes, having been all over Texas all my life, west Texas, east Texas, south Texas, boarder, central, Houston, Dallas and Amarillo all have different accents that are quite distinct Everyone of those those areas have significantly different influences, that’s why Central Texas has a lot of german influence, east Texas has a lot of French and Cajun influence, south Texas has a lot of Irish and Vietnamese influence Such and so on and so forth

@sewak_ghali

6 ай бұрын

Hey what's the thing with Alamo?

@chazfu

6 ай бұрын

​@@sewak_ghaliIt's a long story, but long story short, about 300 men fought and died in a losing battle to stall the Mexican army so that the rest of the Texas army could regroup and attack. Goliad was also a famous battle of the Texas revolution.

@rhov-anion

6 ай бұрын

Some of the best Vietnamese restaurants in America are in Texas. Best damn BBQ I have ever tasted was at Black's, hands down.

@matthewedwards6454

6 ай бұрын

​@chazfu that's actually only in the high-school text books. Went to college and got the NSFW version of events. Santa Anna while marching his army north saw a young her he wanted to sleep with. She wouldn't unless they married. So the waiting period for the Alamo to surrender was for his wedding. The Alamo was not filled with patriots but racists there to unalive "mexicans " after the wedding and Santa Anna getting with his new bride. He took out the Alamo, all the good ol boys fled. And then he moved on.

@jmjones7897

6 ай бұрын

Souurce: Your Ass ​@@matthewedwards6454

These are entertaining as hell!!! Thank you for the time you put in to each and everyone.

As a Texan now living in Florida, I approve of this message

@jameswoodard4304

6 ай бұрын

I was going to call you a traitor, but then I noticed that you didn't say "former Texan," or "Floridian," so I managed to avoid the friendly fire situation.

@cmc2184

6 ай бұрын

As an Irishman I've no say In this matter but I'm leaning Texas

@actual_doge3221

6 ай бұрын

🎶 Baby come back 🎶

@jameswoodard4304

6 ай бұрын

@@cmc2184 , I knew there was a reason we like y'all.

@jasonpresley7293

6 ай бұрын

Reverse, true for me as well. Last part was pure Florida.

As a Floridian who argues with his Texan friend a lot over which state is better I can confirm this is all accurate

@zacharyfreelove6101

6 ай бұрын

Texas best state. Florida best governor.

@vampishpick4606

6 ай бұрын

@@zacharyfreelove6101 this is…. Acceptable

@Fadaar

6 ай бұрын

theyre pretty much 1A and 1B in my book

@kelleren4840

6 ай бұрын

I mean, if I were fighting for 2nd-worst state I'd fight pretty hard too.

@kelleren4840

6 ай бұрын

​@@zacharyfreelove6101BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHSHAHAHSHHSHSHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHDHDHFKAJJAHAGAGGHAH!!!!!! God.... Please.... Lemme breathe....

As a New Zealander, this is the only source of news and media from other places that I like watching

As a Texan this is accurate and the fact yes depending where in texas are accent are different.

The "This hangers a fucken prison!" Made me audibly laugh out loud. Good on you sir

“They all sound like this señor” 😂😂😂 but over here we have aliens lol

Man! Getting better all the time. Thank you, sir. Your fan from Colorado.

The Texas vs Florida banter is my new favorite thing about this channel!! Keep it up! Lmfao!!!

" You can't see my karate moves, but they are scary " 😂

As a Texan, you had me rolling in the first 20 seconds! Spot on and nailed it!

As a Texan I fully approve of both the accent and the further south joke😂

Wow, as a Texan this is spot on. Especially the traffic! 😂

I could watch these all day genuinely would be stoked if there was a movie length one.honestly have become emotionally attached to more then one of your characters.

@coleprenosil4320

6 ай бұрын

Which one?

@rebeccafree9755

6 ай бұрын

@@coleprenosil4320 grandpa buff and raptors such a little scamp 😂

@coleprenosil4320

6 ай бұрын

Agreed

"Everything is bigger in Texas" ... for some reason, I thought Alaska would appear out of nowhere ... everyone would get shocked and ask when'd you get there? "Been here the whole time."

@AvangionQ

6 ай бұрын

Yes, that's a Ben Brainard Alaska reference 🦌

@HelpW4nted

6 ай бұрын

Yeah everyone forgets us

@Texasiscoolorsmthidkiforgor

6 ай бұрын

not ben lol@@AvangionQ

As a Texan, this man is speaking facts and is invited to the ranch party 💪🏽

@someguyfromtheinternet5102

6 ай бұрын

Bringing the carne sazo from HEB

As a Texan 1. The border isn’t our fault, blame the fed they won’t let us deal with it. 2. The accent is great, can’t really tell my own accent but yours seems pretty good. 3. The construction part is valid 4. Florida admittedly has the larger amount of confusing and concerning headlines and I am down to let them keep that title 5. The Alamo one was a good joke, well played.

@alecmullaney7957

6 ай бұрын

Funny, when Trump was in power he promised to fix it with rhe republican congress, but it's taken Biden being elected to actually help out. Funny.

USA: Florida did you just say you fought aliens this!? Raptor: AND NO ONE TOLD ME!? This damn near killed me it was so funny!

As a Floridian, I saw an article that a toilet exploded in Orlando. I would’ve expected this from a Taco Bell, not a Dunkin’ Donuts. Sounds like a shitty situation

@Trainboy1EJR

6 ай бұрын

You do enough coffee and it can end up the same. XD

@gameplayer2014

6 ай бұрын

Dude dunked too many donuts. It happens.

🤣 🤣 the last cut back to Florida had Florida doing the Texas accent!

Fun fact (I'm a Texan and we learn about our history): Texas lost EVERY battle of it's revolutionary war, accept San Jaucinto. Many of these losses weren't just defeats either. Goliad and the Alamo were famous and notorious massacres where the Mexicans executed or simply gunned down defeated/surrendered soldiers. This is the same tactic that Santa Anna used to put down mexican rebellions to great effect. The green flag rebels folded after the heavy handed response. But we are Texans. Goliad and the Alamo did not force us down. They became our battle cries. At San Juacinto, where a rag tag force of Texans and mexican rebels routed the Mexican army, that was the cry, "Remember Goload. Remember the Alamo." So are your defeats reasons to surrender like a Green Flag? Or are your defeats your battle cry, like a Texan?

...I'll be honest, I'm too European to understand this video, BUT...I still laughed at it.

@bas-tn3um

6 ай бұрын

imagine texas is poland and florida is the balkans.

@ChaplainPhantasm

6 ай бұрын

@@bas-tn3um ...That's way too accurate than I like to admit.

@Texasiscoolorsmthidkiforgor

6 ай бұрын

IMAO@@ChaplainPhantasm

As someone from the Midwest who has only been to Texas and Florida to see the inside of an airport on a layover, I'd assume these are accurate. Either way, I love it.

@presidentmerkinmuffley6769

6 ай бұрын

As a Hoosier who has been all over both of those states for work, it's not too dissimilar. Although in most of these Florida is throwing off the "just left Waffle House and still ready" vibe.

@TDoubleDub

6 ай бұрын

As someone who's only visited Pensacola, Orlando, Fort Worth, and Sugarland on business.... This is an enduring vibe.

@charityquill4965

6 ай бұрын

I hope it wasnt the Miami airport, i once had to stay there to wait over four hours. It's godawful, and a stark contrast to the one in Orlando

@justinmegna4278

6 ай бұрын

Why does Florida get a hick reputation, when it's got cool stuff like Disneyland, Universal Studios, NASA at Cape Canaveral, and Miami? And it has people who retire there from all over the US. So why does it get the country bumpkin rep?

@Fadaar

6 ай бұрын

@@charityquill4965 Tampa and Orlando airports are great. Thank god I never had to deal with the Miami airport.

"This Hangers a prison!" best line by far excellent work

The chemistry between those two... I could watch this for hours

As a Texan this is accurate

“Everything’s bigger in Texas”. Alaska would like a word

@trailblazer632

6 ай бұрын

Texas doesnt have mosquitodactyles😂

@mrspeigle1

6 ай бұрын

Nope, things shrink in the cold.

@leesmith4774

6 ай бұрын

Texas just shuts down in the cold.

@tgs9740

6 ай бұрын

Small ass population.

@presidentmerkinmuffley6769

6 ай бұрын

​@@mrspeigle1Tell that to the bugs up there.... whilst they carry away a fox.... Also the corn in Texas is tiny. I hail from the Eastern Sea of Corn, first time I saw corn in Texas I busted out laughing.

I approve the "generalized" accent as a Texan. I love it! Great video!

I am from Texas, and Florida's comback made me laugh a lot harder than what I should have lmao

Flordia and Texas are the brothers that will always have your back

Honestly quite hilarious to see the states fight each other sometimes. Poor Raptor but great video agian HLC we look forward to the next one!

Holy shit this feels like really weird deja vu between me (the Floridian) and my buddy (the Texan) talking shit to each other while were gaming or on the off chance we have a range day... it is seriously way to accurate that I'm overtly concerned that HLC has been wire tapping our convos.... I'd bet he's got the clearance for it to.

As a Texan, I approve. I am also more than happy for Florida to retain its pre-zombie highlight reel.

As a native Floridan I so approve 😂

Florida: Hey Texas I forgot the Alamo. Texas: Oh so you have chosen death have y'all.

@archangeldo913

6 ай бұрын

They gotta get past the gators first. 🐊

@PennsyPappas

6 ай бұрын

@@archangeldo913 That might slow them down, but them Texans will make themselves new boots made of Floridian Reptiles.

Raptor, you're everyone's favorite character, and we all really want you to get an intercept! :)

As a Texan this is spot on. Do not fuck with the Alamo

As someone from neither of these states I can confirm this is more or less how we view both of them.

@Christian-Syndicate

6 ай бұрын

the rivalry is getting weird. Used to be Texas as famous for being a maverick red state doing red state things. Then Florida decides it doesnt want to be a purple state any more and goes red and is trying to unseat Texas for the most maverick red state. Then its governor decides to start arguing with governor of California. Like, ragging on California is what Texas does. As a Texan, it borders between friendly rivalry and suspecting Florida is trying to steal the identity of Texas.

@cavalieroutdoors6036

6 ай бұрын

​@@Christian-Syndicate I don't know what happened to Florida, but as a Virginian I desperately need to find out and see if we can import some of that up here. We need it dammit.

@jameswoodard4304

6 ай бұрын

And, as a Texan, I can confirm that we couldn't care less.

@jameswoodard4304

6 ай бұрын

​@cavalieroutdoors6036 , I guess you could import a bunch of anti-Leftist Cuban immigrants and Southern Boys. Among other things, you'd see an automatic increase in the quality and variety of your cuisine. (Yeah, I know Virginia is Southern, it's just easy to forget sometimes) Florida is actually a naturally Red state, but they're having to take it back from all the Yankee retirees skewing the numbers.

@fuzzyhead878

6 ай бұрын

⁠@@jameswoodard4304From experience I don’t think it’s the retirees from up north causing the issues (at least not entirely). Honestly a lot of them (at least in my experience) moved down here for the right reasons. Also if the midterms were any indication I think we’re winning/holding the line. I will say though Orlando and Jacksonville aren’t helping with their cultural soullessness, and I say that as someone who lives just north of Orlando. Also FYI I consider you Texans fellow “Gulf brothers” if you will, and I almost mean that literally because my brother lives in Houston, and for a transplant he smokes a mean brisket. Any rivalry is for fun’s sake as far as I’m concerned. Y’all bring the brisket and beef ribs and we’ll bring the hush puppies and gator bites, right?

I love the arguing between Florida and Texas. Feel like they had some good shit to throw back and forth, but got stopped by daddy America too soon. Loved this one 😂😂

@1retiredknight

6 ай бұрын

Change "daddy' to "shitty slumlord who keeps demanding more rent, never fixes anything, and won't deal with the squatters camped in the yard" and you'd be closer.

@alecmullaney7957

6 ай бұрын

@1retiredknight Biden has done more for the immigration crisis than the last 4 presedents combined, and the fed gives Florida and Texas mote funds than they provide in taxes, so this whole argument is bunk. Especially because the Tezas power grid is kept separate from the federal one ON PURPOSE by Texas

Thank you for always making my day a little bit better before work with these videos. They’re absolutely hilarious keep up the great work longtime subscriber to your channel.

The Raptor angst was perfect. You're already prepared for those years when they come I see haha

Yeee-haaaw! Finally, my state get's represented! God bless Texas!

It was Florida(Probably)

I love these videos keep them coming highlight of my day 😎🏴‍☠️

"And no one told me?" 🤣 Me too, 22.

Born and raised in Florida. Spent the last 10 years in Texas. This was awesome!

@alecmullaney7957

6 ай бұрын

Sorry to hear about thay

As a Floridian, I’d like to remind Mr Linecrosser that we not only hop up on bath salts, we also boil bed bugs to get high.

@tearstoneactual9773

6 ай бұрын

REally? Boiling bed bugs to get high is a thing?

@scottdoubleyou563

6 ай бұрын

Dammit Tuckermax! Why are you letting all our secrets out?!

@kingkaliber49

6 ай бұрын

I thought that was Tennessee?

@Broomer52

6 ай бұрын

That’s some crack head shit

@octoscorpion2506

6 ай бұрын

First of all, what? Secondly, WHAT? Also....WHAT?!?

As a Texan... I confirm some of those quotes, the traffic and construction was a little too accurate and now I'm on the floor 😆😅😂🤣

This is just absolutely beautiful and I had no idea how much I needed this

I did not know I needed this kind of interaction between personifications of states. Thank you sir.

I imagine all 50 states talking (or arguing) with one another sounds a lot like a bunch of people at a convention. With Hawaii and Alaska being two guys off in the distance asking for the others name and then swearing at each other.

@GearGuardianGaming

6 ай бұрын

next arguement would probably be georgia making another bid to tennessee or alabama trying to get access to the tennessee river.

As someone who grew up in Jacksonville FL, and all my family is from Texas ... Can relate

@AlleluiaElizabeth

6 ай бұрын

Jax can kinda claim the Under Construction mantle for Florida at the moment, too. lol Its getting ridiculous.

Just when I think he can't get any funnier, he leaves me laughing more than ever before 😂😂😂😂

As a Texan myself...yeah this all tracks. As a southeast Texan....also yes.

As a Floridian … I find this highly accurate

@bas-tn3um

6 ай бұрын

we didnt watch yall for 5 minutes and you woke up nephilim probably sleeping in a swamp somewhere no one else in the world crazy enough to go out there now we got giants thanks florida man.

@engmed4400

6 ай бұрын

@@bas-tn3um leave it to Florida. I'm pretty sure Goliath isn't falling for the rock sling thing again.

I think this might’ve been your best one yet, I was dying laughing HLC 😂

Raptor yelling "this hangars a fucking prison" had me absolutely rolling and i don't know why

Having spent the majority of my life living between TX and FL... _fuck_ I felt this one.

You nailed it with Texas! The traffic, the construction, and yes, I'm just far enough south where I tend to hear either or the other accent. LOL I think there was a case of someone under the influence of bath salts somewhere here too around when it happened in Florida, think it was in Waco

@ShneekeyTheLost

6 ай бұрын

(David Attenborough voice) Ahh, and here we have the unofficial bird of Texas, the Construction Crane. A semi-migratory bird who lives in most major cities, but generally winters in Houston until warmer weather returns. They build gloriously large and complex nests, but it can be difficult to enjoy their beauty when stuck in traffic behind them. There used to be a whole colony living around the High Five exchange, but that group seems to have finally moved on, or at least dispersed along 635.

@someguyfromtheinternet5102

6 ай бұрын

Pretty sure the state flower is a traffic cone.

@chazzq2428

6 ай бұрын

@@someguyfromtheinternet5102 pretty much now Lol

as someone who lives in the RGV, i think this is the most ive laughed over your content. this is amazing

Lol please make more interactions between florida and texas cause that was awesome

Texan here, due to the size and population of the state, we do have a wide range of accents.

Florida man vs Texas ranger would be a scary thing to see. it really is the end of the world...

That Alamo bit might be one of the funniest jokes you've done yet

Having worked in Florida and later stationed in Texas, I can confirm.... Plus, authentic Texicans from 'La Frontera' do talk like that.