why is Christian animation LITERALLY THE WORST THING EVER

@thegreenrenegade7759

2 жыл бұрын

It just works.

@andrewsanusi8462

2 жыл бұрын

Idk

@yaaasKerchow

2 жыл бұрын

You're right lmao

@kilpzzyrandom

2 жыл бұрын

Saber you finally posted it😎 now to rage at my religion 😂😂

@Le0sh

2 жыл бұрын

time to dropkick the people who made these out the window weee

As a christian, I'll feel bad for all the children who had to suffer though these crappy movies. Veggietales and Prince of Egypt are the peak of christian animation and no one can tell me otherwise.

@knuckl6972

2 жыл бұрын

Prince of Egypt was a genuinely good film, taken as a christian film or not.

@gupoll

2 жыл бұрын

Correct

@toxicsugarart2103

2 жыл бұрын

Big mood. 321 penguins is up there as well (made by the veggietales people, but the animation looks a little more jank since the characters aren’t simple ovals and circles lol)

@raineyartwork

2 жыл бұрын

Preaching facts here cuz I can't think of anything else but those two

@lunayousay6577

2 жыл бұрын

These were good because they didn't make christian stuff boring

"Can you tell me a Bible story?" "Well okay. This is the story of how Jesus-" "No, no. Tell me about the Whore of Babylon."

@thegayghost872

2 жыл бұрын

I wanna hear about that time Jesus had a pet dragon

@raiedbenjamin1206

2 жыл бұрын

Veggie tales is an exception

@sky-sx5gt

2 жыл бұрын

@@thegayghost872 same

@coranbaker6401

2 жыл бұрын

That's legit a good story tho.

@lauciansylvaranth2285

2 жыл бұрын

there are so many good stories like that, honestly, I am an atheist and I love the old testament because of all the stories about the rape and murder and cheating and such. I like to call the bible a dramatic, violent, erotica.

I watched this with my Christian grandma and at the end she literally said- “I’d rather read a book-“ :,))

@Gnarltastic

Жыл бұрын

If you make a Christian film and your Christian audience hate it, then you know your bad at targettint audiences

@GoldRetriever

11 ай бұрын

W grandma

@maddie-xh9yy

9 ай бұрын

@Dez.Dezthefirellama hm

@windjager2177

6 ай бұрын

​@Dez.Dezthefirellamawhat the hell sr eu trying to insinuate. Its jsut a grandma that knows when a movie is bad

@harleyhuther8385

6 ай бұрын

Call me weird but I’m liking this comment and all the replies lol p.s ( I was your 341 rd like ❤)

"Do they know every story from the Bible?" "Yes! They even know the widely known story upon which our entire religion is based!"

@Trailbreaker3966

Жыл бұрын

🤪

@mask938

Жыл бұрын

Even people who aren’t Christian know the Birth of Jesus story.

@DamienDarkside

Жыл бұрын

@@mask938 Second only to Batman's origin

@juiceoverflow

Жыл бұрын

@@mask938 even people who arent spiderman fans know the story of the radioactive spider bite

@windjager2177

6 ай бұрын

​@@DamienDarksideidk shit about batman. Whats batmans origin story /genuine question

“The Christian shoemaker does his duty not by putting little crosses on the shoes, but by making good shoes, because God is interested in good craftsmanship.” - Martin Luther Such is a lesson that most Christian animators will never understand.

@robertthepunchwizard5964

2 жыл бұрын

You sir speak a truth that could topple the empire of Christian animation

@mintyflores7378

2 жыл бұрын

Well spoken, just because you put a Bible verse does not make it good and Christian.

@manboy4720

2 жыл бұрын

that quote could put the entire christian film genre into bankruptcy.

@Mr_Yeah

2 жыл бұрын

It doesn't matter if they understand that. Their target audience doesn't operate in a way that would allow that behavior.

@theclockworkknight1273

2 жыл бұрын

@@mintyflores7378 it’s not a bible verse, Martin Luther came about 1500 years later.

For a Christian animation, all of these characters look like they're demonic af.

@youremom8103

2 жыл бұрын

Real sleep paralysis demons

@milktea6676

2 жыл бұрын

They should have gone the veggietales route

@CandyCane2004

2 жыл бұрын

Dont insult demons like that

@eldritchkitty2396

2 жыл бұрын

Hey Just Some Guy without a Mustache, how are you? 😉

@alicebthegachaweirdo8378

2 жыл бұрын

Everywhere I go I see your face

9:17 Even Saber’s avatar going BABABABABABABA is better than the animation in this “movie”.

@DaironDariel

6 ай бұрын

Yep 👍

I'm a Christian and I hate the fact that we don't have something better to offer. As an aspiring animator growing up, I was always horrified by the lack of quality content that was being offered. We really need to do a better job.

@rifledynamic3678

Жыл бұрын

What about Prince of Egypt

@ryancampbell955

Жыл бұрын

@@rifledynamic3678 that's a great example of what we, as Christians, should be producing. The crazy thing is, is that it was produced by a secular studio and they still managed to create better content than Christians do. And sadly, movies like Prince of Egypt are far and few between. To have religious content with that high level of production value is extremely rare. I just think Christians should be doing better than we are.

@payasita01

Жыл бұрын

veggie tales

@metarcee2483

4 ай бұрын

Same, I'm going into script writing for this exact reason, in addition to my love of storytelling.

@gamerstheater1187

2 ай бұрын

@@rifledynamic3678 Prince of Egypt was a Dreamworks production made by an animator that was fired cause he wanted to make a movie about oppression, it's not really made by a Christian industry or Christian animators, it was made for the purpose of telling a story

My favorite part is that sarah is always looking up at the sky even when talking to other characters, as if she’s silently asking god why she was created

@sua8638

2 жыл бұрын

Omg, thank you random person for making me day, this was the best joke I've heard in a couple of weeks

@MadeMeExist

2 жыл бұрын

*_Who blames her, honestly?_*

@sua8638

2 жыл бұрын

@@MadeMeExist I most certainly don't

@snegik

2 жыл бұрын

@@MadeMeExist (saberspark does :/)

@r3negadex

2 жыл бұрын

She was created to suffer and bring suffering onto us all. Hail Satan.

Once again, further proof that VeggieTales truly is the peak of Christian animation. The designs were simple, but at least they're not giving me nightmares.

@zhan768

2 жыл бұрын

VeggieTales was incredible for its time and could be enjoyed by even non-Christians. The work they did with the technology that was available at the time was incredible and it’s a genuinely good series. If only more Christian studios went with this instead of blatant, cheap propaganda money grabs.

@Curlyboi-yq7od

2 жыл бұрын

I had a nightmare of Larry the cucumber

@SCP--fj2jr

2 жыл бұрын

@@zhan768 *I still like Vegetables to this day. Well the old one.*

@kalvinchester4068

2 жыл бұрын

Prince of Egypt is also incredibly good

@vwvcvlt4894

2 жыл бұрын

Heck I still have some VeggieTales cassettes in my house and the johna movie for cd, they to me are the only christian cartoon to watch

It honestly disturbs me on a deep level imagining a quiet, strict homeschool home with a DVD player and no Wifi access in which the parents only allow their children to watch a small collection of these types of Christian films. It has nothing to do with the film itself, or the religiosity of it, it’s the isolated, rigid, closed off living the children have to endure with good attitudes or they will be punished that I can imagine and know is happening. Reminds me of my childhood. We only were allowed to watch Christian movies on Sunday. It was so cold… growing up… I spent all day cleaning or doing chores for an angry dad who would come home to criticize us, and when he got angry, he would scream at us and call us lazy and ungrateful and hit and kick things. He said he felt like we didn’t care about how hard he worked for us because all he asked was for a clean home and we couldn’t even do that for him. He said we were selfish and ungrateful, while he worked 14 hour days and we just got to sit around playing or “eating bon-bons” so he’d say. I remember some of my only outlets for fun was playing with legos or going outside. I was probably 6-10 around this time. I don’t remember being younger as much. All I remember is a feeling of dread, of emptiness, solitude, rigidity, darkness, anger, sorrow, etc… I never felt loved growing up… I only ever felt loved if I ever made my parents proud by doing everything perfectly, otherwise mistakes were corrected and any achievement was lost due to the overarching correcting and critical attitude my parents had. It is sad having to remember all this. It hurts, it hurts my heart in an aching, sore, way, like pressing a bruise. I don’t know how I could ever heal from the tragic upbringing I had that I know so many like me had. The darkness, the suffering, the inability to express any emotion besides fake joyful attitudes, it was a nightmare- a prison of darkness and slavery to “good” masters who “are spanking for your own good because we love you.” They we’re not loving me, they were controlling me, brainwashing me, correcting me and rebuking me for every wrong I did no matter why I did it. There were no excuses growing up, never a good enough excuse to justify disobeying… it was slavery… Spanks and losing my toys and privileges were expected for unrighteousness and bad behavior… I remember “direct disobedience” was the worst sin I could commit growing up… there were no reasons ever to justify “direct disobedience.” Severe punishment awaited the child who directly disobeyed, the harshest consequences were reserved for that kid… Our hearts, our hearts were non existent… our hearts were… “bound up with sin” according to our parents…. It is good to get it out. I have had this built up for a long time.

@Ellodyne

Жыл бұрын

I’m so, so sorry you had to go through that as a child and I’m hoping you’re in a better, happier place now.

@chanceellison756

Жыл бұрын

And they call themselves Christians...

@greenapple9477

Жыл бұрын

@@Ellodyne Echoing this.

@Tayerdraws

10 ай бұрын

I’m so sorry you had to go through all that. Hope you’re in a better place now.

@ellamanuella8038

3 ай бұрын

I've never related to anything more in my entire life. ..... I'm so sorry and hope you are in a better place now

As a Christian, I’m lucky I experienced none of this 😂

@RogueT-Rex8468

Жыл бұрын

Same 😮‍💨

I love how even the Christians are like “Yeah…we know Christian animation is shit.”

@wonuglasses10

2 жыл бұрын

Except for superbook for me :v

@raguiviultragamer7500

2 жыл бұрын

69 likes👌🏻

@emojiguy4187

2 жыл бұрын

how bout prince of egypt, why nobody talkin about that :(

@wonuglasses10

2 жыл бұрын

@@emojiguy4187 yea thats good

@dacoolguyultimate2447

2 жыл бұрын

@@emojiguy4187 I think Prince of Egypt is more Abrahamic(Christianity, Judaism, and Islam) than Christian only. All three Abrahamic religions portray the story of Exodus in their texts

Fun fact: Pete Doctor, one of the key creative leads and directors at Pixar, is a Christian. When asked why he didn't include Christian messages in his films, he said it felt like lecturing the audience and he didn't wanna do that. Appreciate him!

@fattiger6957

2 жыл бұрын

The reason why religious entertainment is always terrible is because the 'message' always comes before the art. Aka, talking about god and whatever is always the the top priority with storytelling, art, animation, characters, etc taking a far distant second. That's also the reason why most any message-based entertainment products suck including ones about politics, the environment, safety, etc.

@JinxSanity

2 жыл бұрын

@@fattiger6957 "the environment" FLASHBACKS TO CAPTAIN PLANET & FERNGULLY THE LAST RAINFOREST

@codiehaleyt

2 жыл бұрын

Man just wanted to tell good stories, you have to respect that! Ironic when you look at a lot of the crap that's coming out of Hollywood these days. Maybe they should start following Pete Doctor's example.

@connorlee3704

2 жыл бұрын

Lecturing the audience about Christian messages: A no-no! Lecturing the audience about SJW messages: A must! This has been "Disney Logic" ladies and gentlemen, see you next Friday!

@mattwolf7698

2 жыл бұрын

I believe that but Disney/Pixar also wouldn't want to make a religious film because it would only have limited appeal outside of Evangelicals and countries like China would ban it and it might not also do as well in non-Christain countries.

The way he said Jesus at 7:36 just got me laughing hysterically at 2am

@Idontlikethewaltenfilesanymore

Жыл бұрын

Jeesas

@LordFawful-se9fk

10 ай бұрын

Jesass

@EllieTheFoxie

6 ай бұрын

JeSus

My mom is like this, she's pentacostal, and she tried to make us only watch Pureflix, (cheap, stupid, netflix for christians) and she quickly gave up. I'd only watch their movie's to laugh at them.

@sarahgoesvroom

2 жыл бұрын

same🤣 just that pureflix is called yesflix where i grew up

@startygernebulla2088

Ай бұрын

I dunno, I thought Courageous was pretty good 😊

Prince of Egypt’s and Veggiestales’ backs must be hurting from caring Christian animation

@edizgunes

2 жыл бұрын

Prince of Egypt is my fav movie of all time

@2735angel

2 жыл бұрын

Ew aesthetic girl ewww

@donovanlocust1106

2 жыл бұрын

Like the Israelites did when building the pyramids?

@icelily270

2 жыл бұрын

I don't even consider the Prince of Egypt as a Christian animation, given it's story's explicit tie to the Jewish holiday of Passover. In my mind at least, Veggietales' back is broken from trying to carry Christian animation.

@liviwaslost

2 жыл бұрын

@@2735angel why do you even care?

To paraphrase Hank Hill; “You’re not making christianity better, you’re just making animation worse.”

@immanuelivanovich8638

2 жыл бұрын

I was racking my brain remembering this then i remembered it was about Christian Rock music and i got it

@codyminecrack248

2 жыл бұрын

I’ll tell ya whhhat.

@whitewolffearly0013

Жыл бұрын

gaaAAh, I sell proPAIN and proPAIN accessories

@denyhaguilar679

Жыл бұрын

"YOU'RE PART OF A TWELVE HEADED JACKASS!!!! YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME ENVY THE DEAF AND THE BLIND!!!!!!!!"

@thishandleisalreadytaken449

Жыл бұрын

Ha got your comment to 666 likes

"The David Movie", "Superbook" (the 1980s version), "Prince Of Egypt", "My Last Day", and "Story Keepers" are the best ones out there.

I bet reading the Bible is more fun than actually watching the movie

@KoryGilesYT

8 ай бұрын

It is.

@user-vc7jm9ud7h

22 күн бұрын

Indeed

This isn’t “the bottom of the barrel” this is the ground underneath the barrel that will acts as a shallow grave for your sanity.

@violetdagger2724

2 жыл бұрын

No joke, I was thinking the same thing XD

@tundraghost429

2 жыл бұрын

XD it can get worse there’s always a worse film out there we just haven’t found it yet……luckily, but it’s only a matter of time

@luckysours8397

2 жыл бұрын

This company just spits at the barrel

@ZeldaSam1

2 жыл бұрын

Amen.

@ZeldaSam1

2 жыл бұрын

@@tundraghost429 If only we could just send ALL of Humanity to Hell!!!!!

I get they tell Bible stories… But how is the stability of Bible Town’s economy?

@enderkatze6129

2 жыл бұрын

They pretend it doesn't exist and so should we!

@Space_shuttle.

2 жыл бұрын

Asking real questions here

@casual_enjoyerof

2 жыл бұрын

They pay by telling bible stories🙃

@oldgreggsmadmemes4431

2 жыл бұрын

It's probably a theologian state so they probably have many tax based religious factors that would come into play and no work on Sundays This is why communism is superior to it

@ellakaness1947

2 жыл бұрын

Probably pretty good considering the amount of tax collectors in biblical stories 😈😈

As someone who grew up in a Christian household, the question of "why tf do 99% of our religious animations suck" has always plagued me...

"Shouldn't you be in dream's music video?" 10/10, peak humor

I grew up with my dad as a pastor and I’m in a very religious family, yet I am very glad that they aren’t strict when it comes to the media.

@joshquatch2980

2 жыл бұрын

yo same

@abcdefgki2596

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@SuperIsaiah

2 жыл бұрын

My dad isn't the pastor but he preaches sometimes and if I turned this on back when I was a kid he'd be like "what the heck is this trash?"

@silverstarinthesky

2 жыл бұрын

That’s how you get your kids to follow tradition without brainwashing them

@SuperIsaiah

2 жыл бұрын

@@silverstarinthesky I define a cult as a belief system where people in it are not allowed to hear from those outside of it - an echo chamber of belief. If this is how a parent teaches their kid about christianity, then they're making christianity a cult

This film seems to hit me the EXACT way all of church did. You’re dredging up some repressed memories, my friend. Straight up, I was banned from watching anything…fantastical. No Ben 10, aliens aren’t real. No Avatar, magic is evil. So when people ask why I’m into all of this “kids stuff” as an adult…I’m playing catch up and actually having fun. Leave me alone.

@Demicleas

2 жыл бұрын

Dang sounds like you lived in a strict household. But seriously other christians still believe magic is evil?

@jas9574

2 жыл бұрын

@@Demicleas I have a catholic cousin who refuses to let their kid watch things in the vein of harry potter because of the thought that "magic/witchcraft is evil" and that it'll tempt them to get involved with satanic practices or something. These kind of people who are overprotective and offended by everything not strictly christian are convinced of this even though millions of people watched harry potter and very few felt more compelled to join some wiccan covenant or anything like that because of it. Their problem is is they can't seperate fantasy from reality or view things in context. The movie says magic and witchcraft, so it's automatically about some kind of satan worshipping content in their mind.

@JonaD757

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry bro, I'm pretty grateful that my parents were pretty reasonable when it came to what we could watch. Were they the level where even LOTR was evil? Did magic is evil include Disney movies?

@sarahhelton8088

2 жыл бұрын

God yes my family was exactly the same way. Star wars, pokemon - it's the devil, not allowed (but only banned it after we had our collections and took everything away)! My grandmother collected unicorn statues and my mom MADE HER either throw them away or break off the horns or else we weren't allowed to visit her house. This wasn't even jehovah's witness, this was just crazy spreading around the town I lived in when I was growing up. Hell I never got to read the harry potter books or see the movies until recently. And I'm close to 30 man.

@therealjaystone2344

2 жыл бұрын

@@sarahhelton8088 Those Christians making JWs like a decent group, despite they’re technically part of the Christianity family but not wanting to be part of it.

I hope I never forget flipping through the channels and finding two puppets in a hole, one with shaving cream around his mouth and explaining to the other that he was foaming at the mouth because he was crazy. The first puppet thought it was toothpaste. Priceless.

I remember my parents will always put on this show called "Bible Man" and as a kid i always thought it was a good show,now that im older i try my best to avoid the creature of "Bible Man"

I find it weird that _Prince of Egypt_ is referenced as 'Christian animation' when it's clear from the various 'making of' bits I've seen that it was, in fact, made as Jewish animation, albeit with Christian appeal.

@DarkPsychoMessiah

2 жыл бұрын

That is how lacking Christian animation is

@CrazyDiceLady

2 жыл бұрын

Same thing with Joseph's Coat of Many Colors, if memory serves me right.

@ethribin4188

2 жыл бұрын

Thing is, jewish stories are both christian and islamic stories too. Theres an old simplification we use where Im from. The Jews started monoteism. Then Christians found their prophet among them. Jesus. Then the Muslims found their prophet, who learned from them. Mohamed. The jews though, ... they are still waiting for their prophet to finalize their journey. You could technically even go so far to say that Christianity and Islam are a specialization of Jewdism. Like katholisism and protestantism are specializations of christianity. But that is not fully correct either at the same time. So anyway When it comes to the old testament, it is Jewish, Christian and Muslim at the same time.

@Anotherchild_lol

2 жыл бұрын

Still interesting

@akra1332

2 жыл бұрын

And plus... The best part is the scene where Moses makes a path in the middle of the ocean... I swear its 100% good than any Christian animation😍😍😍

"I can make a better Christian film in a week" That actually sounds like a fun challenge lol

@bluubandette8871

2 жыл бұрын

Disney already did that ... THROUGH SYMBOLISM

@greenliongirl07

2 жыл бұрын

Let's do it.

I loved how Saberspark used Ned Flanders in relation to christen cartoons. Flanders is no doubt one of the greatest, joke’s in the show, and a great character too. I was shocked to hear there’s even a metal band n based on him.

9:17 "babababa-ra" that's is the best Line.

I feel lucky cuz as an lds child I got to watch "the animated stories from the book of mormon." Those 2d films did the stories just fine 😎👌 bible town scares me 😩

@ZeeNastee

2 жыл бұрын

The old art was usually WAY better than most of the computer animated shows/movies that come out now. Everyone still tries to be Pixar and just fails miserably, the drawn characters were amazing.

@kianajensen1709

2 жыл бұрын

I used to be lds too and I remember those! 😂. I always thought Nephi’s brother (can’t remember if it was Lamen or Lemule) always sounded like Templeton from Charlotte’s web 🤣. Was is the same dude? Idk

@SerenityM16

2 жыл бұрын

Hi Shgurr ♥️

@kawaiichan1997

2 жыл бұрын

Omg hey XD

@drakesyther

2 жыл бұрын

bruh you literally left the entire internet for months and this is the first place i see you in forever glad to see you still doing fine lol, a lil update here and there would be nice, but then again, no rush

The three kids all have the same face and look like they were animated with AI, like how they did the lip syncing and facial animation on the NPCs in Oblivion and Fallout.

@PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme

2 жыл бұрын

Cruella is the first movie to have a woman in it

@Deform-2024

2 жыл бұрын

Hi Possum

@ajthetrex5969

2 жыл бұрын

Why hello

@allenmurallo3730

2 жыл бұрын

@@PrincessMavenKittyDarkholme Why are you referencing the title to one of his videos?

@PolskiKrajowa

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah that's annoying

As a devout Catholic who grew up in a thoroughly Catholic family, thank God for my parents being reasonable and letting me watch normal shows. It's kinda sad to see just how bottom-of-the-barrel Christian animation is. We've seen awe-inspiring works like the Prince of Egypt done with painstaking effort and love for not only the Lord but also for the art form. Here's hoping we get more of that someday.

@bassclef2112

11 ай бұрын

I am a Catholic and my parents did let me watch normal shows. I was also a Catholic who went to a public School instead of a Catholic School

@windjager2177

6 ай бұрын

Tbf princ eof egypt is based on the story thst exiats in christianity, islam and judaism. I think prince of egypt was so good because they also worked with christian and muslim theologists to make sure it still gives the message and such the stories try to tell, even though they do have a light spin on how things happened in the books. It shows the core values

Looking forward to your video essay, sounds extremely interesting

Honestly, "Christian" themed movies just feel like part of a larger effort to *utterly submerge* kids from evangelical families in unrelenting propaganda.

@lunawolfheart336

2 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what it is propaganda or a sermon disguises a movie. Live action Christan movies essentially do the same thing.

@leebulger7112

2 жыл бұрын

Movies like this are not even good propaganda.

@johnalogue9832

2 жыл бұрын

@@leebulger7112 Propaganda doesn't have to be good. It just has to be present. Quantity over quality is a winning strategy in an information war.

@chriss780

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnalogue9832 exactly you bet most people will just accept what they are taught as a child if they're steeped theroughly enough in its beliefs and aren't exposed to opposing viewpoints until well after there worldview is set in stone

@lucasstr5653

2 жыл бұрын

I'll watch Alexander Nevsky any day instead of boring of boring head on sermons. At least the film is good by itself.

"They know ALL the stories from the Bible? There's a lot of them you know!" "They sure do!" "Even the birth of Jesus?" Uh, yeah, EVEN the birth of Jesus, Tammy. Even the obscure stories like that that no one is likely to have heard before. Believe it or not, the people in Bibletown have even heard of the birth of Jesus.

@TinNguyen-rl2xr

2 жыл бұрын

Genesis 5 is litteral just a bunch a people who lived and died leading up to noah

@TheEnabledDisabled

2 жыл бұрын

Even me knows how Jesus was born

@heszedjim9699

2 жыл бұрын

I went to school with Jesus and I don't know his story of birth. Did some kickass fingerboard tricks though

@thelegalmexican9860

2 жыл бұрын

A lost of stories from the bible were lost across time, I wonder how they know ALL of them

This movie should be called "IT'S ANOTHER BIBLE STORY!!"

The worst thing about the characters talking…….is the fact that their hand is basically on a loop and keeps moving, with the other one just locked to their side.

I can’t believe this actually exists. I’m a Christian, and I’m glad that I grew up with Veggietales as my only source of Christian Animation. It hurts how little effort they put into most of this stuff

@bonecag3

2 жыл бұрын

Same, Veggietales is literally one of the only good Christian animations lmao

@5peciesunkn0wn

2 жыл бұрын

I agree, although to be pedantic, technically Veggitales is more of 'Old Testament Animation' since the creators flat out refused to animate Jesus as a vegetable. (Though clearly he should have been made as a block of swiss cheese.)

@GMovieSeeker

2 жыл бұрын

I believe this is all a part of the evangelical ideology's attempt to make a Christian version of everything, basically put a "Jesus approves" stamp on everything. The result is that quality get lost in the process. I don't even believe "Prince of Egypt" can be considered Christian animation. It's simply an animated film based on a Biblical story and as such can be liked by Christians, Jews and everybody else. It doesn't try to push religious agenda down your throat like these Christian (essentially evangelical) shows and films do.

@sephikong8323

2 жыл бұрын

@@GMovieSeeker Thank you for pointing out that it's the Evangelical doing that not Christians in general, you basically never see Catholics, Orthodox or Lutheran doing this so I don't think it should be attributed to Christians in general just to the Evangelical (whom, according to pretty much every Christians I ever interacted with from other denominations, are considered to be really embarrassing and they don't want to be associated with them)

@yannickgrignon2473

2 жыл бұрын

Right? It's honestly insulting to Christians how much these suck.

Bad Christian animation is probably Saberspark's 2nd favorite genre after Unintentional Furry Animation.

@CountofBleck

2 жыл бұрын

Sure...unintentional...

@Tareltonlives

2 жыл бұрын

I'm just waiting for the inevitable crossover. I recall there was one show that actually did this but I can't remember the title.

@socksinsoda9517

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tareltonlives Was it the one with the "No, NOOOO" meme?

@Logan-zp8bi

2 жыл бұрын

Ironic thing is most animation directed at furries is actually high quality stuff such as Zootopia and Beaststars. Really makes you think right?

@Tareltonlives

2 жыл бұрын

@@socksinsoda9517 I can't believe I forgot that one. Joshua and the Promised Land! And there's also Arca de Noe: wow, the Furry-Biblical stuff has been on this channel for a while!

I like how on the cover of the movie they used the EXACT SAME face and expressions on both boys. They’re identical, they just palate swapped the characters and changed one of their hairstyles

"The Storykeepers" series was really good Christian entertainment, I think! Short-lived cartoon series, like 13 eps, I think, but I remember owning and watching a good few of the VHS tapes as a kid and loving them! Still remember them to this day! They were full of action and heartfelt stuff, and taught about Christianity in a sweet, understandable way! It was cool! Also taught history, too, how Jews/Christians were treated in ancient Rome! It was really cool! Highly recommend you try that out! Would be interesting to see if you actually think it's GOOD Christian content like VeggieTales (which I ALSO watched and really liked as a kid, lol)! :D

We were banned from watching veggie tales in my Sunday school because the teachers believed it was sacrilegious and “jesus would never create talking food but the devil might” it was a weird church for sure

@5roundsrapid263

2 жыл бұрын

Wow, that’s hardcore. I grew up in a Baptist church, and VeggieTales was everywhere!

@XwX1001

2 жыл бұрын

Some people are just plain paranoid. Religious or not.

@parlinmains

2 жыл бұрын

Then what would he create?

@enderplaysvidjagames8542

2 жыл бұрын

@@parlinmains Finding Jesus...so that He wouldn't have to deal with it.

@matthewryan1998

2 жыл бұрын

@@parlinmains the book and the pastors to preach his word

Man, if only christian animation was as good as veggietales every time.

@henryhere

2 жыл бұрын

ye veggietales is super great but EVERYTHING ELSE SUCKS

@Dronkey64

2 жыл бұрын

Even VeggieTales reboot is Great and enjoyable. Bob and Larry remind me of McQueen and Mater. And still relates to actual Bible things.

@donkeydeck5263

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly I wish most animation in general was as good as veggie tales.

@nibblitman

2 жыл бұрын

I mean the issue is why would it be? If they can make this and get sales why would you put in the time and work it would take to make quality.

@henryhere

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dronkey64 maybe the reboot is still good, but in my mind nothing truly compares to the original.

i only saw a few seconds of the movie and then then an ad came on. i was so happy

THE GENUINE AND PURE RAGE AT 7:10 IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

As someone who was raised Catholic my parents didn’t really like most of the Christian shows and movies. The only Christian shows or movies my siblings and I watched were veggietales, prince of Egypt and Paws and Tales. So I had no idea Christian animation could get so bad lol

@boobah5643

2 жыл бұрын

Part of that is likely theological; there's quite a bit of space between Catholic and the evangelicals this sort of thing is more often aimed at, to the point that some evangelicals believe that Catholics aren't really Christian, what with their idolatry and saint worship.

@tbonbrad

2 жыл бұрын

You and me both.

@somethingirgendwas6924

2 жыл бұрын

I'm from Germany and we once had a really good Christian cartoon series called "Chi-Roh the Secret". It was so good but it unfortunately disappeared from the parquet of the television landscape.

@tbonbrad

2 жыл бұрын

@@somethingirgendwas6924 But is it on youtube?

@somethingirgendwas6924

2 жыл бұрын

@@tbonbrad really?

I was a "Christian content only" kid and, thankfully for me, this involved mostly VeggieTales, but some of my friends weren't so lucky. I remember some of them even dressing up as Bibleman lol. But I was definitely exposed to a lot of these cheap Christian bargain bin movies at school and at church. I knew they were horrible then, but only seeing them as an adult can I truly appreciate how horribly cheap and lazy they were.

@rickfist1

2 жыл бұрын

I loved bibleman but Ik that wasn’t a great series when it became a meme I understood why

@rainbowwwkim

2 жыл бұрын

I am so, so sorry you were stuck with these 😬

@MissingnoUploader

2 жыл бұрын

I've luckily never heard of stuff like "bibleman" (tbh the idea of a "bible super hero" doesn't even make sense to me), but I do remember watching an old cartoon that I'm sure had fairly ok animation. I did happen to see a terrible version on tv once however, with dad nearby. It was very poorly drawn and I complained about its quality out loud, and dad's response indicated he didn't mind (in fact he didn't seem to care for quality at all, as I also remember him trying to get me to watch an animated movie that I left just 5 minutes in because it was terrible, said movie being one about some apes that I think was reviewed on this channel some time after). If it were up to me I'd want to produce something good or at the very least palpable if it absolutely has to be cheap.

@Sarioya

2 жыл бұрын

I think the worst I got as a kid (like, really young) was Psalty, Colby, and The Donut Man. I feel like I got off fairly easy.

@jasonblalock4429

2 жыл бұрын

I think part of the problem is that so many Christian groups\sects are so easily triggered by *anything* they see as deviating from their own particular interpretation of the Bible. Someone making Christian media has to play things as safe as safe can be, or else their own market would turn on them. So you get "movies" that are just collections of unedited Bible stories so no one can complain. For example: the genuinely great 90s/00s Christian gothic metal act Saviour Machine (Eric Clayton) probably had more secular fans than religious, because his particularly dark viewpoint led most Christian outlets to brand him as "satanic."

The clips of dialogue make me fondly look back at Cool Cat Saves The Kids.

13:37 love this part of the sponsor ngl

I want a Puritan version of Harry Potter. Hagrid says Harry’s a witch, and he gets put on trial with a Catholic Ron (who is also on trial for being Irish, because Puritans), and a Quaker Hermione.

@kaitlynnlong8891

2 жыл бұрын

Hogwarts school of Prayer and Miracles

@OctyabrAprelya

2 жыл бұрын

Voldemort would be a pope?

@snowgrave2475

2 жыл бұрын

@@kaitlynnlong8891 oh god not that horror

@keenanmeril8825

2 жыл бұрын

*Irish Ron (who is also on trial for being Catholic

@froggygirl5707

2 жыл бұрын

oh you should go check out the video on that chick who rewrote harry potter but Hogwarts is basically a christain boarding school. Draco says something really sexist about Luna, Harry defends her. saying something just as sexist, and she gets super relieved. It's a rollercoaster

"Christians will buy anything." Yeah, pretty much. As long as you slap a Dove Foundation sticker on it.

@rodster811

2 жыл бұрын

I hate to admit how true that is.

@ddjsoyenby

2 жыл бұрын

some will.

@silasruedin9566

2 жыл бұрын

My and family and have never watched any of these poor quality animations, and we are Christian. I promise that my own parents would be appalled at the low bar Christian-focused media has settled with. I swear, Dove Foundation MUST be secretly run by the Devil's advocates in order to keep our Faith as niche as possible!

I was a smidge older than the target audience for Veggie Tales but I loved it. When I was in Christian kindergarten we watch Hanna Barbera Bible stories and they were fun. This is CGI hell

I mean, there was the animated Pilgrims' Progress movie, but it had limited screenings and wasn't advertized that much. It was a movie that came out sometime between 2016 and 2019 that was an adaptation of a really old book by the same name.

"They know all of them. That's why it's so cool!" "Even the story about the birth of Jesus?" Interesting she would choose the most well-known story in the Bible as the bar for Biblical know-how

@youtubeuniversity3638

2 жыл бұрын

Shoulda asked for "The last story in the Bible"

@Felladin

2 жыл бұрын

"Even the story about Lot and his daughters?"

@ctrl_g

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh, like what about the talking donkey that literally scolds a dude about the angel that was about to decapitate the dude riding the donkey? What about the Judges? Like if you wanted amazing comic book material, the Book of Judges is just amazing. What about the time Solomon literally threated to cut a baby in half in order to figure out who the mother was to this child? What about Cain and Abel? Jacob and Esau? Herod just putting John the Baptist's head on a silver charger for his daughter, which really ended up being for her mother? Yeah, WowNow just didn't try at all. Just watch Veggietales, while I'm gonna be a pirate and....not do anything.

The Prince of Egypt is by far the best biblical animation ever made, IMO. I would like to see a review of that one day.

@edizgunes

2 жыл бұрын

It is my fav movie of all time

@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley

2 жыл бұрын

Even as a non-Christian, I love that movie. Still like to sometimes listen to the Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston's version of "When You Believe." Huh...just remembering their duet has just given me chills, lol! The version in the movie was very sweet but Mariah and Whitney were powerhouses back then and that song is the perfect culmination of that.

@PestilentAllosaurus

2 жыл бұрын

@MalumAtheist66 I think it's a bot or just a spamming troll. Ignore it. Not worth your energy. Have a good day fellow Saberspark watcher!

@StarPlatinum7912

2 жыл бұрын

True tho

@N3rv3d4m4g3

2 жыл бұрын

What do you say about a masterpiece though? It's easier/funnier to review the bad stuff

Suddenly im so glad i grew up rewatching The Prince of Egypt over and over

The ironic thing is this is probably played in hell on loop as a form of eternal punishment.

Literally any movie: "bible" Dove: *I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*

@mareeeedensos6348

2 жыл бұрын

Chocolate? Soap? *Both?*

@gaysquid3472

2 жыл бұрын

Dove Cameron?

@JoThNoMi

2 жыл бұрын

i think superbook is an exception. (or not common.)

The best Christian animation is Hellsing Ultimate. Bible Town, on the other hand, is a punishment from Hell itself

@vivalaglavii6736

2 жыл бұрын

I still need to watch that

@Fitzy_Fitz

2 жыл бұрын

It seems like torture devised by abridged Alucard

@Wren_Ren

2 жыл бұрын

And The Prince of Egypt

@MasticinaAkicta

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, now that truly is a cleansing series

@kindaslyguy4092

2 жыл бұрын

Father Anderson would agree 😏

I love the interesting way Saber pronounces, "Jesus," the inflection he uses, "JeeZUS," I don't know, I don't see many people pronounce Jesus the way Saber does

I swear the blinde girl looks like Riley from Inside out

"Jesus won't like this..." *Ironic but understandable.*

@jebus4258

2 жыл бұрын

@about you and @joshroehi stfu about your links

@AlastorAltruistGaming

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshroehl6098 go the absolute sodding Hell away.

@AlastorAltruistGaming

2 жыл бұрын

@about you shut it.

"God deserves better and you know it" I forgot which KZreadr said it, but I always think back to the quote "I refuse to believe that the way to worship an infinite God that created everything we perceive is with stale, repetitive art" (paraphrasing hard here)

@Foreign0817

2 жыл бұрын

Josh Keefe.

@datfreakinorbitert8632

2 жыл бұрын

@Lt. JoeAnimatez perfectly describes the situation

@datfreakinorbitert8632

2 жыл бұрын

@Lt. JoeAnimatez Exactly. Making something mindless and lazy isn’t anyway to please/show God respect

@RobKaiser_SQuest

2 жыл бұрын

I know Adam Neely said something similar of CCM

@OrionDawn15

2 жыл бұрын

Do you think... god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?

why does this sound like a movie that my old Christian summer camps would play for us

I only remembered the christmas special and that was it.

As a big fan of animation and an aspiring animator, I die a little inside every time I see the 3D animation....

@ZUnknownFox

2 жыл бұрын

same

@IM2awsme

2 жыл бұрын

Angel Wars

@Pencilknight360

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@Dinofaniguess

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@Subterranean_sebastian

2 жыл бұрын

Dude it looks like a fucking plotogon

Yeah…as a Christian, and someone who deeply loves and appreciates the art of storytelling, I can tell you this kind of attitude isn’t just limited to animation - it’s in every type of media. If you don’t mind me getting on my soapbox for a moment, I’ll say this: I personally feel like a lot of it is that Christian creators frequently prioritize the moral/biblical messaging over the actual story, which makes it into a pandering, beat-you-over-the-head mess. The best ones are the ones that treat the theme as a theme rather than the plot (like Prince of Egypt, King of Dreams, Veggie Tales, and Adventures in Odyssey) which is why they’re so good. They can actually be enjoyed by a wider audience, and they give a crap about the story itself. There also seems to be an attitude of “It’s for God, therefore He’ll make it successful if He wants it to be, so I don’t need to do anything but rely on Him and He’ll make it all work out. And if not, well, it’ll sell anyway to some Sunday school or someone who wants to support a Christian creator.” Which…you know…if you’re making something to honour God with, shouldn’t you do your research and put in your best possible effort? Anyway. I could rant on it for hours. Looking forward to the Christian animation video essay! Should be neat!

@nicolewatterson3351

2 жыл бұрын

Spot on! Having a message behind what we’re sharing should urge us to make it AT LEAST as good as everyone else’s media. God calls us to give our best, and setting for sub-par isn’t going to help anyone

@smimikens4174

2 жыл бұрын

I know right... that kind of attitude makes me saaaad

@420catboi

2 жыл бұрын

I thought Jesus Christ Superstar was a pretty good film. Its not animation, but I thought it was pretty good. Entertaining and basically tells about the last 3 days before Jesus' death in song form.

@SynGirl32

2 жыл бұрын

Personally, I think most of these "Christian" content creators aren't actually christian, and are just secular scammers making a quick buck with something awful because they know it will sell to their audience no matter the quality. Taking advantage of faith like that is, quite obviously, not acceptable.

@GracefullyAutistic

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh yes! Well said, couldn't have said it better myself!!! 👏👏👏

As a child who grew up in a Christian home I can say bible man was the greatest quality show I was allowed to watch

Forget 24 hours, 24 minutes of this nightmare hellscape would have me confessing to things that carried prison time. I swear I know *nothing* about 3d animation and I could probably have done better. Or at least knew not to release it.

Jesus: **watches Bible Town** Jesus: "THAT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF CHEAP WALK CYCLES!"

@michaelm8852

2 жыл бұрын

Walk cycles are hard. It's easier to animate a floating balloon.

@talapines7543

2 жыл бұрын

@@justanormalguy1840 You missed the chance to say begone thot and im disappointed random stranger

@justanormalguy1840

2 жыл бұрын

@@talapines7543 could just edit it

@justanormalguy1840

2 жыл бұрын

Frick my comment got deleted

"Bible!' *Dove org shudders* Dove org: "say it again!" "Bible! Bible! Bible!" *Dove org shudders more and laughs* *Be Prepared song cues in*

@brandoncote6637

2 жыл бұрын

Lol I knew where you were going with that before I even finished reading, heck I heard it I their voices lmao

@brandoncote6637

2 жыл бұрын

Love it XD

@remixchild

2 жыл бұрын

Less than five percent of dove approved movies are good

7:35 The impossible happened, something worse than a .1/10 The dot isn't a typo, i totally mean it.

Going to put this out there. They used that phone app, you know the one where it gives you a really odd face of a character/disney or otherwise and it looks like you're talking for them. They used their phones to make these characters lol

I swear Veggietales, Prince of Egypt and Joseph: king of dreams is the only Christian animations I have ever enjoyed and praised

@tenchiofJurai67

2 жыл бұрын

Then you have only just scratched the surface of the barrel. Go back to before those shows and watch Adventures in Odyssey or Greatest Adventures Stories from the Bible. They were animated professionally and had decent VA's. James Earl Jones even voiced Pharaoh in one episode of Greatest Adventures! Check em out

@savorlesscontent4685

2 жыл бұрын

Watch Superbook that show is good too.

@Ari-qg7cy

2 жыл бұрын

Superbook is a good one

@JulianR2JG

2 жыл бұрын

@@tenchiofJurai67 That pfp gives me ptsd

@NeptuneRising70

2 жыл бұрын

The Flying House, Superbook, and Davey and Goliath if you’re a 70s/80s kid

Me and a friend of mine were talking about how Christian filmmakers need to make better movies. Both in live action and in animation. Think about it, when did we last get a movie that was as high quality and Biblicaly accurate as Prince of Egypt?

@JaxDaStoner

2 жыл бұрын

True

@scharb

2 жыл бұрын

Prince of Egypt was a Jewish film, not a Christian one. That might have something to do with it.

@isaaclefevre7226

2 жыл бұрын

@@scharb Yeah, it is a Jewish story, but even though it does tell the story of the Jews being delivered out of Egypt, its a Bible film too. Since the entire story was recorded in the Bible. So I guess it's a Jewish and a Christian movie.

@D00dman

2 жыл бұрын

Prince of Egypt leaves out quite a few details tho

@isaaclefevre7226

2 жыл бұрын

@@D00dman Yeah, it's not a perfect representation of the story as told in the Bible. But it does tell the story pretty well, and also succeeds at being a good film to watch.

6:34 I love how you can hear his voice start shaking out of anger lmao

8:42 "Do they really know all the stories?" I wanna hear the one about how Lot slept with his daughters because he was drunk.

I cant wait until they talk about the Bible 2 in the next movie

@MBLobster

2 жыл бұрын

Here before 20 likes

@beegyosh8262

2 жыл бұрын

Bible 2: The Christianening

@Kickiusz

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, the Qur'an?

@mr.mofumofu7951

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kickiusz the third in the trilogy

@LooneyNuke

2 жыл бұрын

Whisper knows about VeggieTales confirmed

It's honestly kind of a shame that no one can make better Christian animation because... You know here's the thing. The stories within the bible.... Are good. They are actually interesting, often times quite dark, stories of mythology. So all you really need to do is to make a slightly modernized more streamlined version of any of these old testament stories and you would be pretty good. It's actually not that hard just... pick one.

@savorlesscontent4685

2 жыл бұрын

You should watch Superbook. It's the only Christian animated show I watched but it was good. Well....at least from my memory of it.

@manospondylus4896

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely. It says a lot when an openly atheist director like Ridley Scott wants to make a movie about Exodus

@MoonPhantom

2 жыл бұрын

@@savorlesscontent4685 I do have faint memories of an animated anthology show from my childhood. Where each episode had a new animation style and it told stories from different religions with each episode. And some of those stories were in fact bible stories. And they were good. I remember the tale of Lot and his family as they had to flee a city god had condemned. And they were told that no matter what they could NOT look back while fleeing, because if they did that they would tone to stone/Pilars of salt. But sadly Lot's wife ended up looking back and thus turned to stone. I remember that being made in stop motion for that show. And it was very dark and VERY scary the scene where she turned to stone. It's funny cause I was just a little kid and it was on cable. But that really stuck to me!

@AntediluvianRomance

2 жыл бұрын

@@manospondylus4896 Does he want to put aliens in it?

@manospondylus4896

2 жыл бұрын

@@AntediluvianRomance He already made the movie, my dude. It‘s called Exodus: Gods and Kings

I think the texture on the Ballon on the poster is where the budget went

As soon as I heard wow now I went into my shelter as soon as I can and stayed down there for a year that was such a close one

Honestly he makes a good point at the end, isn't it kind of insulting to put absolutely zero effort into your offering to your Lord? I just pray I fare better...

@thetopcrusader

2 жыл бұрын

I assume it’s like the Wisdom Tree Nintendo games that seem to just have a Christian coat of paint and is marketed to Christians but doesn’t actually have Christians behind it.

@Window4503

2 жыл бұрын

Not just kind of, it is. Technically it isn’t really an offering per se, more like using one’s gifts to build people up and share God’s message, but yeah it doesn’t make sense to assume that just talking about Jesus is enough for art to be good. When God gave plans for the temple, he had the best craftsmen and metalworkers who were skilled in their work. So he clearly doesn’t settle for amateur work if it’s going to be used to represent him.

As a Christian myself, I can't help but cringe seeing this sort of stuff. It's really true; Christian animation is not a very well-developed genre in the slightest. Like, if it turned out that the people in charge of writing this stuff were actually trying to undermine the religion by making this the main public portrayal of Christians, it'd make a stupid amount of sense. Makes me wish I was more of a screenwriter/animator. I mean, I don't want to say that some 16 year old could write and animate a basic plot better than the boards of dinguses making this dreck, but like, some 16 year old could totally write and animate a basic plot better than the boards of dinguses making this dreck.

@r3negadex

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think age would matter in making something better than this dreck. I'm pretty sure you could let a baby play with a keyboard and come up with better content than this crap.

@EpicJosh84

2 жыл бұрын

@@r3negadex It's always baffling when it feels like someone exerted negative thought into writing something that's supposed to be at least somewhat important to them

@guydude439

2 жыл бұрын

I agree. Christians aren't stupid like these animators think we are. It feels like they are trying to market some cheap trash to appeal to our "ideals".

@EpicJosh84

2 жыл бұрын

@@guydude439 Unfortunately, ideals will get the sales with those "No Minecraft because it's evil" type mothers who put a leash around the content they expose their kids to. I'm all for keeping kids safe from violence until they're ready, and I'm all for parental discretion, but sometimes it just isn't healthy.

@pabloca3

2 жыл бұрын

Kids are always prepared for violence. Not to suffer it, but to know it exists before its too late

There's actually like 4 3d models in this entire movie from what I can gather, and every single shot looks like it has the exact same camera angle and zoom

6:38 This guy is an animated version of the heaven's gate cult leader. Period.

"Bob the Tomato have mercy on your eternal soul." lmao thank you Saber

Saberspark: "This is worse than finding Jesus." Me, a Christian: "Jesus can't be _that_ bad, right?"

@isaaclefevre7226

2 жыл бұрын

Lol. It's very interesting to watch this video as a Christian. (Yes I'm one too).

@yeetusdeletus1330

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the club of people who are actually Christians that are watching this video

@KiwiPaws76

2 жыл бұрын

Ooooo you are going to commit a few sins because ...that Shit wack!

@guydude439

2 жыл бұрын

Being a Christian, I can indeed confirm that God doesn't forgive the people who made Bible Town

@guydude439

2 жыл бұрын

@@lastswordfighter true

To me, The Prince of Egypt movie is more Jewish than Christian as it’s really based on the story of the Exodus from Egypt which is literally a Jewish story. I wish that there was more quality content like that. We need more quality Jewish animation like this.

I can think of a couple of other christian related animations, though they’re considerably older. One is called Living Scriptures, something I would watch at the christian school whenever it was raining during recess or lunch. The other is called The Greatest Adventure: Stories from the Bible, which was from Hanna Barbera. Yes, the same company that gave The Flintstone, The Jetsons, and many other classics had a series based on stories from the Bible. In all honesty, I thought both of these were pretty decent.

The Hanna Barbera "The Greatest Adventure: Stories from the Bible" weren't that bad. I remember watching that a lot as a kid.

@zarahnicolea.cabiluna5088

2 жыл бұрын

I agree..

@noahjc

2 жыл бұрын

I remember those. 👍

@hannahisapalindrome44

2 жыл бұрын

It was no worse than any other Hanna Barbera show lol

8:19 come on Saber, no need to end someone's whole career like that XD

@esorkgonzalez2262

2 жыл бұрын

Idk with the nightmare inducing characters I think Saber here did the right thing.

@fenrir-art4742

2 жыл бұрын

He should watch White Snake 2. It came out online. That movie is better than this stupid sellout that makes dogs look better.

@arandommothwhithinternetac9851

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not dabbing I'm looking at the floor for cheese

@arandommothwhithinternetac9851

2 жыл бұрын

I'm Wallace and I can't seem to find gromit

@JeremyBX

2 жыл бұрын

He be Dash from the Incredibles

Are we really not gonna talk about the tagline? “An Adventure with a Capital G”? There isn’t a G _anywhere_ in the word “adventure”.

8:45 mans just turned into bill cypher for a second

So while I was not raised in a Christian setting, I have a close friend who was and her experiences might help to explain why Christian animated films (and less face it, most media content) is of such low quality. The explanation is shockingly simple. It's because the makers of the content know their religious audience will buy it. My friend often experienced a major bias in her family and religious circle towards businesses. Many deep red religious groups will go out of their way to ONLY support Christian businesses, even if that work is shoddy. It's not just film. It's mechanics, carpenters, restaurants, anything. In the area where she was from, it didn't matter if what you were getting was actually good, only that it came from the "right" people.

@subifyouhatetiktokandreddit234

2 жыл бұрын

"Deep red" 🤣 Dumb Aethist thinking Christians are automatically "Republican" 😂 Yes, Jesus definitely said "Support Trump always"

@Hammerback972

2 жыл бұрын

@@subifyouhatetiktokandreddit234 it's fed to these ppl by the media. "Far Right, white supremacists" and Christian. If anyone disagrees they are a racist bigot.

@Serpillard

2 жыл бұрын

@@Hammerback972 Wow, that's a big victim complex you've got there. Maybe just chill and accept some fair criticism?

@GABE_is_here

2 жыл бұрын

it's the same with Christian pop music I guess. Even though they're meant to be accessible (repetitive and easy to digest lyrics), they're just incredibly shallow and cringey.

@Z5Z5Z5

2 жыл бұрын

I was raised catholic. My dad is very religious but he doesn't limit where he shops based on their religious view

"In the future humor will be randomly generated" Just like these bad christian movies

@officerscar

2 жыл бұрын

W E E D E A T E R

@fenrir-art4742

2 жыл бұрын

Been watching better stuff. I even made a movie that is not like that junk which is ruined by Vatican sellouts who are making Jesus look worse. Christian movies suck but at least there is a bible movie better called PRINCE OF EGYPT.

@Hauntaku

2 жыл бұрын

@Nyla Watch "Today is Spaceship Day" here on KZread and you'll laugh.

the only christian media my parents exposed me to was veggietales because it's good one time a few years ago i was helping out with the preschoolers ministry and the teacher wanted to show a video to the class and she was like "i don't like veggietales" my expectations were pretty low but dang i was still so disappointed