What’s Your Middle-Age Uniform? - Shalewa Sharpe
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Shalewa Sharpe wonders what she’ll wear as a middle-aged woman and explains why she no longer worries about getting murdered.
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Original airdate: May 14, 2020
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This is the lady who met Chadwick Boseman on Jimmy Fallon and Chad told her she should be in show business, amazing to see that she did indeed go into the business! Hoping for her continued success!
@Lovedomi
2 жыл бұрын
That's the first thing I thought when I saw the thumbnail 😄
@newjeanskitchynicknamethat2258
2 жыл бұрын
Wow, cool!
@c-light7624
2 жыл бұрын
She was already in the biz when she met him
@willycs5893
Жыл бұрын
She was already a comedian.
“Have a seat Dirty John, we’ll just sit here together...” 🤣🤣🤣
“Do not fact check me, just trust and believe” 😂😂😂😂
@scilines
2 жыл бұрын
That’s true, I feel so safe now over age 40 😭
She is so funny…I love her delivery…just naturally funny❤️❤️
This is my first introduction to this lovely lady, and I'm hooked! She's more than just "sharp!" Witty, delivery on point, great laugh and smile, and such a calm /cool presence. Talented, class act!
Love the uniform joke; must say I think about that sorta regularly
@carylshawver
2 жыл бұрын
Same here 😄
that Pittsburgh joke is killer, love her
Well, my old lady uniform was going to be a muumuu... but the hedgehog accessory is speaking to me. Bring on the turquoise!
STILL waiting for her hour long special! Netflix, Showtime, Comedy Central... what's the hold up? 😄
@wombatcube
2 жыл бұрын
in the suggested videos to the right of this comment I see a 52 min video with the words " Stay Eating Cookies" . . . maybe that'll do.
@Kayjayoh
Жыл бұрын
@@wombatcube Na, none of this "that'll do." We want more. :)
@wombatcube
Жыл бұрын
@@Kayjayoh True they can't sleep on her!
The middle age uniform is a very real thing when you start buying things with elastic waist & in every color 😂”self care is about being as moist as possible”😩
She was an absolute treat! Just one joke after the other!
Sharpe is my comedy QUEEN. Hands down single fav female comic. Strongly sitting in my top 5 all time comics. She needs a Netflix special. One of my favorite things about her comedy is how well she toes the line of truly weird material but also somehow makes it both understandable and relatable. And of course how she brings the real topics we all think about but never discuss outside of right friend groups.
When I was around 30 I started cutting the sleeves off my short-sleeved buttondown shirts.I'm 57 now and still doing it,I guess that's my middle age uniform lol
All these jokes about middle age are uncomfortably relatable!!
This info is gonna make shopping at CVS quite a different experience!!!
@BrooklynSaunders718
2 жыл бұрын
Shut up 😂😂
@-grey
2 жыл бұрын
Who are these people with the candy red nipples?
@addictiveillusions5667
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😝😝😝
**tries to subtly check areola**
She neeeeeds an hour long special
The whole bra ad bit was perfect from beginning to end.
She’s my new favourite comedian. Never seen one of her sets and not laughed at *every. single. punchline.* She’s gold.
The Amazon cart was so relatable. I promise you I just purchased a Jean jacket for myself because I felt it was more age appropriate then the hoodies I wore all my life…
Never saw her before but would love to see her on another comedy special with other ladies of a “certain age”… that middle age outfit and self care products jokes was accurate af I think I’m going to do the “knee length flowy dress with 3/4 sleeves with a fabulous scarf and wedge sandals” for my middle age uniform😁
So good, I need to watch her every day.
@JesgateOnDown
2 жыл бұрын
Go check out Gastor Almonte & Shalewa Sharpe's "The War Report Podcast!"
@goodasgoing
2 жыл бұрын
Haha, so relatable
The moment she started describing her old lady uniform I knew we were soul mates 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I have had a few old lady uniforms on stand by since I was 20. Just 30 more years to go! Let's do it!!!
@Michelle-pn9xt
2 жыл бұрын
That is sad.
@ksy4747
2 жыл бұрын
@@Michelle-pn9xt how is it sad?
@Michelle-pn9xt
2 жыл бұрын
@@ksy4747 Instead of setting goals and focusing on enjoying your life, you are focusing on becoming old. Yeah. That is sad.
@ksy4747
2 жыл бұрын
@@Michelle-pn9xt lol I'm loving these assumptions one makes about a person from one post. Should I have written a whole book describing in details about myself my goals, my struggles and my aspirations BEFORE I add one nuance about myself? Life tip: don't make assumptions off of few sentences and don't paint people as one dimensional. We are alot more complicated, wouldn't you agree?
@Michelle-pn9xt
2 жыл бұрын
@@ksy4747 Go away. If you want to focus on being in that age group, go ahead. Bye!!!!!!!!!!
Damn she got me with the self care spending😅😔
Leggings, tunics, and comfortable shoes everyday unless I HAVE to dress up 🤣
I also can't wait until my old woman uniform is ready to be donned.
Yes! I thought I was the only one that called it a uniform. 🤣 This is my life now. Moving into my mid life uniform and thinking about what a cool old lady uniform will be.
FINALLY!!! I've been a stan for a couple of years. I'm working on the hedgehog. Screw the special, I want a 22 minute situational comedy. STAT!
Now this is funny, not those lame clips I keep getting with leading titles. She will definitely be in my favorites.
I can relate! I'm looking forward to celebrating my crone phase and can't wait to be a coiffed to high heaven wear crazy cool cuts like the early Alexander McQueen stuff mixed with Vera Wang meets brocade tailed coats and Victorian pleats and flat collars
@celiashen5490
2 жыл бұрын
Please tell me that you'll wear Edna Mode glasses too.
@ah5721
2 жыл бұрын
@@celiashen5490 sadly my face is to angular to pull off round glasses but I do have 50's inspired horn rimmed ones in black and silvery gold
@celiashen5490
2 жыл бұрын
@@ah5721 Oh, that sounds lovely!!
She’s relatable, I recently searched KZread for outfits for women over 60, found middle age and 50+ uniforms. What not to wear
Hilarious 😂 I imagine the old lady version of myself all the time and it matches hers! Get me my cloak and cane y’all!
More of this woman, please! I love her. 👏💖
Not a hedgehog!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 "...a shade called Ashy." DAMNIT ☠️☠️☠️
Where tf have I been that I don’t know this comedian? She’s Awesome!
Wow I feel like she let my cat’s out the bag. My Amazon is full of turquoise jewelry for my birthday next week and the personal care items in my room, same!!! 🤦🏽♀️
@ah5721
2 жыл бұрын
It's better to by from a Native American. Some of it is just cheap dyed howelite
Too funny cause it’s TRU!! She described my middle aged woman uniform, I already have the shirt hair and statement earrings just missing my Andre Leon Talley( RIH) caftan/drape/cape!
Ooooo, I love your old lady uniform! I’m taking notes.
She is witty funny. I absolutely enjoyed her
Her style is almost like the cross section of Marina Franklin and Naomi Ekperigin and I gotta say I'm loving it
I hadn’t expected to find my soulmate today, but here we are.
This lady is a HOOT! No idea who she is but she is witty!
Facts-current uniform
Yes… I felt the same about the murdering/sex trafficking. I’m past that stage
Closing in on retirement... new uniform: PJ'S all day, sweatsuits and lounge wear....
she made me laugh like crazy! shes so relatable too 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
I saw her live in Brooklyn in the fall… sooo glad to see her here!!
So exactly true. I'm 66. I can vouch. 💫
She’s funny… I literally laughed out loud!
🤔 I actually do have a lipstick shade very similar to my nipple color.
I’m saving money on ashy lipstick. Already got that shade naturally 💅🏾
Killing it. Genuinely funny.
Cracking upppp. She’d be great to see live
she's so smart,so clever with a lovely, commanding presence. Love her!!!
I LOVE THIS LADY!!!❤️❤️❤️🎯🎯🎯
I’ve seen her live a couple of times in Atlanta, she was fantastic!
so brilliant!!!
I was so happy to see Her on Bussdown!!! On of my favorite comedians ever frfrfrfr
@Shewhospeakesinverse
2 жыл бұрын
Right? Didnt expect to see her on that episode but boy was i glad to see her
Pretending like I'm not a "just gloss" girl lmmfao 🤣🤣🤣
She's delightful. Love it.
So good!
"Damp to the touch" LMAO!! That's the whole truth.
This gurl is fire!!! I need more of her in my life!!
I love this woman!!
Hahahaha the timing is just impeccable!
A shade called “Ashey”!!! 🤣😂😅
All truth spoken!
“Pick a color my man” 🤣🤣🤣
Effortlessly funny 😆
Wow. 🤣 I love her.
Ha first time coming across her but wow! Give me more!
SHALEWA YAY NEED MORE OF HER👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@JesgateOnDown
2 жыл бұрын
Check out Gastor Almonte & Shalewa Sharpe's "The War Report Podcast!"
@BrooklynSaunders718
2 жыл бұрын
@@JesgateOnDown I know I have thanks
Love her! ❤️
She is so friggin funny!
She is very talented funny.
Love her!
🤣🤣🤣 learned a lot, fact!!!
😂😂😂 She’s funny
She is hilarious🤣
She's awesome!
I need MORE
my uniform is basically doc holiday if he was a wizard as well
Love it
You are the funniest ever
“Rumspringa realness “🤣😂🤣😂🤣
🤣 perfect 🤩
Oh man now THIS was funny!
She is superb. Give her a special already Netflix
FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣🤣 When's the next show??
I think we know where her money's gone! 😂👍 Hm, I got to think on my old lady uniform now! 😉
Hilarious....in my recent retirement I now realize my uniform are walking cloths every day
Where have you been all of my mid life!!!
😂 I have achieved middle age 🙌👍
Hilarious!
I swear I thought about this today that I'm never wearing a damn dress again from here on it's shorts and a damn t-shirt the hell with it. This lady has told the truth. Amen sister!!
Oh, she's funny👍🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Love this!!! Comedy gold🌈🐦
Hilarious
I quite enjoy her.
💯 😆 🤣 😂