Has anyone noticed how much more confident mr facts seems? now that he's shown his face it's a lot less like a robot and so much more lively with facial expressions and comedy and I'm happy for him (not saying you weren't already entertaining before you were already the best and I'm saying I'm glad you seem happier)

@TheDooodlor

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;)

@Voltar_99

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That’s maybe because the reason he showed his face was cause people were accusing him of being a robot

Having Mainly Facts go off acting out a bit from Space Balls was rather amusing

That Spaceballs reference got me good!

The suddenness of the “I hope he got hit by a bus!!” got me 🤣🤣🤣

The first story is basically my life as a black femme in tech. My favorite is the time when I was active duty and I had another Marine call me a secretary. Important to the story: I was boots and utes, meaning I didn’t have on my blouse (the outer layer of my MARPAT uniform that had my last name and rank insignia). A Private swaggers in and demands to speak to the section lead. I replied “that’s me, what can I do for you?” and he said “I said _SECTION LEAD,_ not secretary! I need Corporal [my last name], he’s the only one who can help fix this.” I took a deep breath and counted to ten like my therapist told me to in order to help manage my temper. It didn’t work. “Private Dipshit, did you just call me a fuckin secretary?” “Isn’t that why you sit outside the NCO office?” He scoffed. I grabbed my blouse from the hook behind me, put it on, and turned around. I tapped the roster listing who was in charge of what, with my name listed as the section lead he was looking for, and he looked like he was gonna throw up. “Here’s what’s going to happen if you don’t want an auxiliary asshole to complement the one god gave you. I’m gonna take my blouse off, sit back at my desk, continue building the roster I was previously working on. _you_ are going to walk out of this door behind me, close it, lock it, and walk back around to the front door. You’re gonna open it, come in, shut the door properly behind you, and ask me to speak to Corporal [my name] like a _reasonable fuckin person_ and we’ll work from there.“ He ended up working for my now ex husband, so I assigned him an essay about women in the Marine Corps and respect for me to review once it went done. I got the essay, a written apology, and had a good chat with the lad. A bunch of bad influences got to him and we set him straight.

@AsheSlayer

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What's a black femme?

@mx.netherlands6588

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@@AsheSlayer a woman (or someone feminine) with dark skin colour

@AsheSlayer

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@@mx.netherlands6588 oh, cool

@greyscalesx

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​@@AsheSlayer femme means woman in french. It is Also used in the LGBTQ+ community to refer to a femmine presenting woman (as apposed to a butch, stud or masculine one).

Quick context. I’m a 21 year old carpenter. I’m a foreman (right under the owner) of one company, and last year I started my own LLC. I’ve been working in this field since I was 16. I’ve had several people get mad when I tell them “I’m the foreman (manager)”. But this one takes the cake. We were just finishing out a big contract ($85k) and it was all hands on deck at the house to finish the last of the install. Making the furniture and cabinets look pretty. I kept driving back and forth to the shop and the house picking up all the stuff we needed. I get back and this this old (probably around 60) guy yelling at my installers. From his shirt I could tell he worked for the general contractor. I walk up and ask him what’s going one. He says very angry “why isn’t this job done, the owners will be by any minute and if it’s not finished by then it’ll look bad on all of us, why wasn’t this done sooner!” I calmly reply with “yes we are aware the owners are coming by, they want to see how the house is coming along, we have till tomorrow to finish the job and as you can see we are finishing it a day early.” He snaps back “I want to talk to your manager this stuff should’ve been done over a week ago I want to talk to whoever is in charge!” I simply say “I’m the foreman, and since the logo on your shirt I would assume you would know we couldn’t finish by that time because of the domino effect the floor layers, painters, and plumbing caused from there screw ups and delayed finish time, that we couldn’t come in to install over a week after we originally planned to. Everyone is here working on this house to finish it up before the deadline right now, yelling about it isn’t gonna make this go faster, it’ll just slow us down since I can’t work cause I have to talk to some dumb blind guy who can’t simply call his boss.” He of course got very mad with my response saying “how dare you talk to me that way, there’s no way your the foreman everyone here is over the age of 30 and you can’t even be out of college yet, I want to speak to the real foreman” and continued yelling… until his boss showed up. Now his boss is the brother of my boss. And I’m very close with both of them as they’ve helped me start my business, we’ve done cookouts and go to the lake together to fish and drink nearly every weekend. So imagine dumb guys face when his boss walked in and immediately gave me a hug and asked how everything’s doing. I explain that we are on schedule and should be done a day early. He says great good job. Dumb guy behind him has a face of both anger and some slight curiosity. I then explain how his guy has been belittling me and my guys for the past few hours and just overall being a jerk. The best moment of that day was him telling dumb guy to go home and “we will talk about your actions later”. God I love my job.

I got one: I'm a Navy veteran working in retail at the moment while waiting for the fall term of community college to start up. Vets are allowed to have a little addition to be added to our nametags that say which branch we served in. Even though I served for 5 years and am now in my early 30's, I still get confused for a teenager whenever I shave my beard, which I only do during late Spring and all throughout Summer because it gets too damn hot. One Summer day, I'm working closing shift and I am designated as the PIC (Person In Charge) for that night. Some Karen sees my nametag and the indicator that I served, takes a look at my face, and immediately assumes that I'm committing Stolen Valor, which is a federal misdemeanor and confronts me about it, screaming about how real people are dying overseas while I'm trying to lap in the benefits of being a veteran. She then demands to see my manager, to which I tell her my manager is gone for the day. She then demands to see the supervisor, to which I tell her I am the supervisor. Before she can go off some more, I (somehow still professionally because I unfortunately do have a bit of a temper and a stereotypical mouth of a sailor) then ask her to kindly leave the store as she is causing a disturbance and that if she doesn't, I will call the police on her. She then responds that she will call the cops herself so I can get arrested for the apparent crime I'm committing. About 15 minutes later, I'm talking to one of the cops, showing my DD-214 (I always keep a copy on me in the case of something like this happening). Cop takes one look at it, sees it's legit, and tells the Karen that she is in the wrong. She gets all dumbstruck. Police leave, one of the other supervisors from a different department (who had called the store manager to get the okay for this) graciously tells Karen that she is no longer allowed to enter the store due to harassing one of the employees. As a little bonus for myself, after the other employees leave, Karen starts heading towards the exit, but makes the mistake of turning around, most likely to spit out one last insult. Instead, she gets a full view of me giving her the finger with a shit eating grin on my face.

Not me, but my older brother, let’s call him David, was working at a Best Buy a few years back. He’d just been promoted to manager but hadn’t gotten the manager badge the managers at his Best Buy locations had to wear so customers would know to go to them for help. He was working on a really slow day when an old lady walked into his store. As there was a staff shortage of staff on duty at the time, and they were all busy, he went up and greeted her at the door. As soon as he’d greeted her, however, she gave him the dirtiest look he’d ever seen. I guess it was just an old lady skill or something, but he said that if looks could send you straight to the fire-y pits down below, it would be that look. He was a bit taken aback, but he kept his customer service smile and recited his “if you need anything, let me know” and walked off to help fellow employees or something. Not even a half an hour later, there was a loud crash in the front of the store. He ran over to see what had happened, and saw the old lady standing over 3 fans on display that had fallen over. She gave him the same look as before when he came over and explained she was trying to turn them on because it was way too hot in the store, but instead they knocked over. My bother assessed the damage, and determined that one of them was broken, and informed her she would have to pay for the broken fan. She gave him the meanest scowl and in a split second when it actually resonated how much the fan was, she went from mean to a look of terror in a heartbeat, and she threw herself onto the ground and started screaming things like “Help!” and “He’s assaulting me” My brother tried to calm down the situation, but nothing seemed to work. A coworker came over, and the old lady requested loudly and dramatically that she needed the manager. That’s when my brother looked her directly in the eyes and said “Lady, I am the manager” She wasn’t allowed at that Best Buy location ever again, but she probably wouldn’t have come back anyways.

That moustache .. It's GLORIOUS

Not me, but my late cousin had one that my mom loved to talk about. My cousin owned a small restruant that my mom worked at, but my cousin wouldn't be there the whole day as she was going through chemo that would make her tired. They had a regular who would ALWAYS complain about something being wrong or would make demands that were time consuming - which was a big issue as she would come in during the lunch rush and there were only two people in the kitchen. This customer came in on a Thursday asking for a bowl of the pea soup, but with all the carrot taken out. If you know pea soup, you know one of the main ingredients (besides split peas) is carrot. She had the gall to say to my cousin "the manager said you guys would take all the carrot out of my pea soup. Why you put carrot in it when no one else makes it with carrot is beyond me." My cousin, with her customer service smile, just said "I dont remember telling you we would do that, but I'll see what we can do as we're pretty busy" and actually told my mom to make sure she had a lot of carrots in the bowl of soup. When I started working there, she never claimed the manager said anything, so I think she learned her lesson

Who doesn't love spaceballs

@wesleymoore8552

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Not me

@forceawakens4449

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im a spacenuts enjoyer my self

@GiordanDiodato

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​@@wesleymoore8552poor taste ftw?

@wesleymoore8552

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@@GiordanDiodatoI was I like it

Story 1's exchange has the same energy as the "Grif is a sergeant now" scene from Red vs Blue

story 11: yeah had a similar experience when I was 28 and working on a pipefitting construction job (just 2 years after an 8 year service in the US Navy), granted I was only a second year apprentice but I got assigned to work with this older guy who'd been pipefitting for almost 40 years. The first thing he said when he saw me (sadly I was blessed/cursed with the baby face when I shave) was "Damn, got stuck with another kid, come on ya little brat. follow me and do everything I tell you to do. I'm your boss for the day and you will respect me and do as your told." I can only guess his last apprentice must have been a royal pain or something. Mind you that when he said this it was in the morning in front of everyone on the site practically. I looked him dead in the eye and with a small smile replied, "In the Navy I was taught that respect is earned not given." with that I turned to the general Foreman nearby and requested to work with a different Pipefitter... my request was granted after the GF managed to stop laughing his butt off, as for the old guy he just stood there with his mouth open like a fish out of water and had no reply for what I had said.

The first story reminds me of my first job selling video games. I was working on the floor and saw a guy looking at a game which is my absolute JAM. Played the series loads and know the lore inside out. He was deciding between that and another (not so good imo) game, so I approached and asked if he needed any help. He said he’d “rather wait to speak to one of the guys” who were all on tills. So he waited in the queue for a good 10-15mins only for my coworker to call me over 😎. As much as I wanted to suggest the not-so-good game, I suggested the good one as not to further promote the idea of women not knowing about video games.

Story 6: so basically her friend husband just insulted the female owner of the company that she's a scammer without even knowing it.

My favorite one was not me being the manager but is still great. I'll be short: I'm closing my cash register when a "Li'l Suzy" comes in and demands cigarettes. (Li'l Suzy was slang for the time for a sorority sister, usually one quite drunk.) She gets pissy when I tell her we're closed and how in the world did she get inside the store since the door should have been locked. She huffs and throws my till to the floor and demands cigarettes. I tell her to calm down or else. She demands to see my manager. I say, "Easy enough, he's standing right behind you." Never have I seen a 180 from anger to contrition go so fast.

It's not a manager story, but it's related to being a knowledgeable female in a male-dominated area. My mom has worked in auto parts for at least 25 years. She has a solid number of regular people that Will follow her to whatever store she gets moved to and probably a different company entirely if she ever changed companies. There's multiple stories I hear from her of some customer coming in, walking past her, and expecting some like young 20 something guy to know everything. So all the people that do that or throw up a stink when she tries to help them, they go " hey Mom, do we carry this thing?" And mom gives him all the information off the top of her head, and the customer just looks dumbfounded and embarrassed. The manager is also a woman, and goes through the same . I want to speak to your manager! And out steps this little like 5 ft tall blonde woman. Part of me wishes I could just be there for the interactions.

I'm old AF like a lot of the problem boomers. Sometimes when I have to deal with someone my age who is a pain, I want to hand them a shovel and tell them to go away!

@forceawakens4449

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Haha, i wish more people were like you!

As a retail worker, you exploding about the bus made me literally laugh out loud in the break room! Also, high five!

I never get those people who go “I’m never coming back here again” like as if the place will only stay open if they stick around

People who say "I will never shop here again!", I'm sooo often tempted to ask "Could we have that in writing?"

Great on the Spaceballs. I'm surrounded by a-holes!

@kittencat8121

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Fire a-holes!

SPACEBALL REFERENCE! XD "Who else is an A Hole here?" \*90% of the crew stand up\* "I knew it I'm surrounded by A holes." \*puts down helmet\* "Keep firing A Holes!"

While this isn't an "I am the manager." moment it was rather cathartic in a similar manner. I work in the gas station department for the grocery store I work for, usually as the only person out there for about 3/4 of my shift which means that the closest manager is about 100 yards or so away inside the store. The grocery store has a program/promotion where if you spend enough on groceries you get a certain amount off on your gas. A customer one day comes by and is frustrated by the pump not giving him the "correct" amount off for their discount, mind you the company had somewhat recently changed the questions/display of how you could get the discount yourself at the pump so I did understand this customers frustration to some degree as most people who didn't adapt well/quickly to change were having similar frustrations. So as they walk the 3 feet away from their pump to the end of the line of about 2 or 3 people for the window they decide to shout towards me about how they're not getting their correct discount. I assume based on how they said it they've simply hit the incorrect buttons, their response was that their discount should be twice what the maximum the system even lets them use at a time in the entire 15 or so years I've known the program existed and having only worked there for 7 of them at this point. My response of "Sir the system has never worked liked that." was met with a VERY angry response of "Are you calling me a liar?" After a minor pause on my end while I tried to come up with something on the de-escalating side of possible responses he asked for a manager. As I sat there with the phone line to the store in hand I realized 2 things 1) getting a manager out there would likely just result in this customer tying up the line and probably just end up with them getting angrier after getting the same explanation that I might have given them. 2) sending them into the store would both get this person out of my hair and give them a chance to either calm down or work themself into a righteous fury that would at least be interesting to hear about later. I chose option 2 and told them they could go inside to talk to customer service which was being manned by someone who had worked in the kiosk previously. They were much calmer in the store and did come back out to get their gas a few minutes later. Also Story 1: "I hope he got hit by a bus..." I do too.

His evil laugh looks so funny. Love ur vids! I was doing something else and listening this in the backround, but when I heard that laugh, I had to see it.

High five sir. One of my favorite Mel Brooks movie. Thank you for the laugh

That's one colourful shirt you got there, looks good

These give me so much satisfaction, thanks mr facts!

‘I’m surrounded by A-holes!’ 😂

Daddy facts looks so in his zone in yhis video, big happy for him :)

As a person of that particular age (boomer) who was asked in their birthday if they had just turned 12, 1 was visiting my mom at the hospital. I was a full grown adult working in retail. The rudest people I have ever met were in your age group. As that same boomer who worked retail for 25+ years I became a secret shopper. I think I was the absolutely the best secret shopper ever. I am a boomer who does not think the customer is always right. Has a great grand ma now I look damn good for my age. I look like you a 40 something millennial. No need to generalize

I love Mel Brooks, too! Had been watching Rick Moranis in Little Shop Of Horrors earlier 😅

"That mom" is going to think about that every time she sleeps

one of the best spacebars quotes. I personally like only one man would dare give me the raspberry. also comb the dessert found anything yet no sir found anything yet no sir found anything yet we ain't found shit.

I love Spaceballs!

Was astonishing more than cathartic. Woman sent her 2 small children to buy her cigarettes. When I say small could have been 8 but that's a stretch. I was on the way out the door. When I hear tiny voices asking for cigarettes and look back half wtf half making sure my cashier refuses because kids. Which she does. And the kids leave no problem. We both look at each other like "why the absolute hell are they trying to buy cigarettes!?" Then as I'm about to leave they come back and say it's for their mom (might have been grandma it's been a few years) and I put my stuff down to explain we can't sell to children full stop and that their mom shouldn't be sending them to buy cigarettes at all while my cashier finishes her line. The issue comes with this: in Texas (and probably all over) if you try to buy cigarettes and realize you forgot your ID or it's expired or whatever keeps you from buying and you try to get your friend/BF/wife/whoever to buy them for you, we still can't sell because we know they're for you and since we legally can't sell to you, the entire transaction falls under the same nope banner. Kids leave and I wait around because I know they'll be back. Few minutes go by and they come back and say she wants to talk to the cashier. I tell them I'll talk to her because the cashier can't leave. Let's just say if this woman isn't a star on my 600lb life, she's well on her way. It's obvious she wouldn't have been able to get out of the van to buy the cigarettes herself (what's less obvious is why she didn't send the man driving) but I still explain that we cannot sell to children no matter the circumstances. She yells and screams that she does it all the time and we just need to give her what she asked for blah blah blah. I wait it out and repeat myself. Finally she tried to hand me the money and say "well I'm buying them so just bring them out here." Which I honestly wouldn't have minded doing. Until she screwed herself by sending in 2 small children. I explain that by law I cannot sell her any tobacco products because the children accompanying her initiated the sale. So she finally yells that she wants to speak to the manager. I had wanted one of those moments for a while at this point and she ruined it. I just pulled out my ID and showed it to her. "Ma'am, I am the manager and we cannot sell you any tobacco products. In the future just have them tell someone to come outside and talk to you." Didn't even wait for her to respond. Just went back inside and waited for them to leave.

DYING at the space balls reference XD literally snorted out loud at work.

13:17 The radar has been jammed. *tastes like raspberry jam*

this is a good one mr facts: :)

First time seeing you! Your great man.

Got me with the Spaceballs reference

I was desperate to hear him say fuck for the first time with “get hit by a bus”

NGL, the very first story sounds like someone that needs to be told that they're being refused service.

I loved the spaceballs reference!!!!!

4:43 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 She good her story on Reddit Posts!!😅😅😅😅

Eleven years in retail, all selling electronics. The last seven working for the big blue box with the big yellow tag. Rhymes with West Why. The old men would either think the female associates didn’t know their stuff, or they would be total creepers.

Have a day as lovely as you are.

You may be the manager, but I am the eggman, I am the walrus.

Space balls. A-holes I'm surrounded by A-holes

videos like these make me want to pay more ust to hear him swear like i cant be the only one right

These stories are my wet dreams on dealing with bad customers 😂

Thanks for the high five!

Love the pink tyedye shirt it looks amazing.

Old people don’t give young workers respect because they’re upset they can finish their work in half the time twice as good.

Epic Spaceballs reference

Ludicrous Speed! Go!

Mainly Fact guy. I want to talk to your manager!

Harp on about neolithic people all day but you'll never be able to knap a rock like they did

First story: The guy was a very sexiest idiot to think that a woman couldn't be a tech person!

Guys like the first guy make me disgusted at men. I am one so that kinda hurts. 😅

That first story with that guy is sexism at its finest 🙄

The first story, OP amd the store manager should have refused the sexist pig service for rudeness, and hostility. Then if tmhe refused to leave call the police amd have him leave by force.

I knew it, I am surrounded by A Holes.

@teddychu1177

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I'm a 20% bigger fanboy of his for that reference

@JC130676

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Keep firing A-holes!!!

@DarkAnon100

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Keep firing assholes!

Space balls reference nice

this is gonna be a good vid

Story 2: karen, the redemption story.

13:15 spaceballsssssssssssssssssssssssss!

I want to talk to mainly manager right now 😡😂

Space balls, best movie ever

S1: 1:56 "I need to speak to someone above you right now" Sir, you better start praying right now because the only one above me is God since THERE IS NO ONE ELSE PRESENT IN THE PREMISES. 😅😂😂

SPACEBALLS!!! WATCH OUT!!!

3:45 The stigma of a man about a woman technician

They’ve gone plaid! 😉

13:16 May the Schwartz be with you!

Good gameplay

The first story made me so mad as well, like come on dude.

I’m surrounded by a** holes is how it ends

About the reference at 13:20, you can't go wrong with quoting Mel Brooks. Now, any idea if the Wheredafagouis have reached their destination? I heard that they are a very navigationally challenged tribe of Native Americans.

Hold up. Your telling me..... THAT YOU COULDN'T DO A SOFTWARE UPDATE ON YOUR PHONE??😩😩 Sir how old are you😮‍💨😮‍💨

Yeah got a high five😊

oh yeah i work on computers and get this alot but my fav was this one dude. note i own the business. keeping it short cause of the run around but to the effect of this word exchange 10 times different ways. him you ass hole broke my computer. me sir let me see your paper work. him i dont have it and threw out my computer. just remember that 10 times different so. him i wanna see the manager. me i am the manager. him then i wanna see the owner. him im calling the cops. he does as i secretly go threw the security videos. cops show up and he tells them that i broke his computer. me being polite i ask the officer when did he bring it in and could they ask him (hes out side im still inside) since he wont answer my questions. they do and it was Monday last week. i pull up my video from then and say well he must be the invisible man with an invisible computer he never set foot in my shop. and show them the video. he was promptly arrested for missuses of 911 and filing a false report

13:12 you're surrounded by A-Holes!

Absolutely fantastic, thank you so very very much!

He is so damn cute 😅

Story 1 I like seeing thise unevolved sexist pigs getting clowned. Story 2 Rare moment where the person realized the error if their ways.

I felt suffocated by all that sexism and I'm a guy.

Smash like when he busts out the bus

Karen: Is the manager here? I AM... THE MANAGER!

Story #1 reminded me of a time I witnessed. I wasn't the manager, but it happened back in my college days. I worked in the cafeteria and my boss was a middle-aged African American woman. A Kevin is insulting the servers, saying the food served is unfit for his precious daughter and demands to talk to the manager. The manager comes in and tells him that the food meets the standards as set by state and federal regulations. Kevin says to her "Look lunch lady, I said I wanted to talk to the manager, not some flunky like you! Get me the REAL manager!" As a worker there, I chose to intervene and tell him that she is the manger. The Kevin decides to give me a healthy sock to the jaw and tells me to butt out. I fly backwards into a young woman who is with a rather large guy who is on the football team. He wasn't amused about how Kevin knocked me into his girlfriend and starts in on him as well. Boss tells another worker to go call the police. To make a long story short, it ended up with a fistfight between two security guards and this Kevin, with Kevin being dragged out kicking and screaming by the campus police. TL;DR: Kevin demands to talk to supervisor, does not believe that the supervisor is the supervisor, ends up getting taken away by campus police.