Unpopular opinion here but some babies are ugly

@samhouston1288

2 ай бұрын

Some incredibly so.

@witherslayer4239

2 ай бұрын

Agreed.

@NeiradNeuCifer

2 ай бұрын

Some are so ugly.

@beepboop9712

2 ай бұрын

Too true

@gokuxsephiroth4505

2 ай бұрын

I think they all are tbh. I think it's just that it's not their fault if they're ugly, and yeah, maybe there's a little satisfaction in calling an ex's baby ugly, but ultimately, it ain't the kid's fault so leave the ugly baby alone lol

No, some babies are definitely ugly. "Face only a mother could love" exists in our lexicon for a reason.

@SamanthaLewis-jm3xe

Ай бұрын

@masterjoda999 Yeah, that moment when you peer into the buggy to see the baby. Reeling back in shock you blurt out "Oh, what a lovely . .. buggy."

Story 2 - He sounds very bitter, but you also clearly have never seen an ugly baby

@emanx222

2 ай бұрын

He doesn't sound bitter, he sounds justified lol And also what's with the "but you also clearly have never seen an ugly baby" who are you referring to? Lol Edit: that question was answered within seconds lol apologies

@nationalinstituteofcheese3012

2 ай бұрын

@@emanx222Some babies are ugly

@dragonfliesnh4204

Ай бұрын

Yes, some babies are ugly. I think newborns look like aliens. Some become cuter when their features develop. I'm not a fan of babies or kids, so I don't get excited when I see one and don't want to hold them. Baby animals on the other hand... 😁

@JairoTakan_

Ай бұрын

I have, and well..... I almost dropped it.

@waylongreger8158

Ай бұрын

still messed up to be happy that the baby has to live with that

He had it comin'! He had it comin'! He only had himself to blame!

@_musa_7028

2 ай бұрын

If you'd had been there! If you'd had seen it! I bet you would have done the same!

@katierobertson1682

2 ай бұрын

They had it comin'! They had it comin'! They had it comin' all along! I didn't do it! But if I'd done it! How could you tell me that I was wrong?

@Oddballkane

19 күн бұрын

They had it comin' (they had it comin') They had it comin' (they had it comin') They had it comin' all along (they took a flower in its prime) I didn't do it (and then they used it) But if I'd done it How could you tell me that I was wrong?

Story 9: “…offed” means unalived. It is the opposite of “he lived.”

@MadMikeRyan.

2 ай бұрын

Offed means killed. Enough with all this goddamn substituting, use real fucking words.

@junglebunny7061

2 ай бұрын

I stopped what I was doing and came straight to the comments when I heard that

@DJ-dk6pw

2 ай бұрын

killed, murdered, slaughtered, and executed are also synonyms.

@EpicRandomness11

Ай бұрын

Bro what world do we live in where we don’t even know what offed means

@GratefulforFreePress

Ай бұрын

I imagine it was actually “shot” which could be against KZread retarrded censorship? Idk

My abusive supervisor at a recycling plant got struck by a forklift and had his leg run over. Then they didn’t use other the forklift to remove the forklift that was on him, they just stuck it in drive and ran him over again. It kicked off a HUGE audit of the company and they’re now under investigation for NUMEROUS safety violations.

@Ryan-gw3yv

Ай бұрын

K-k-k-karma breakerrrrr.

Nah… some baby do be looking like they craw out of hell.

During the weekend of my college graduation, my whole family arrived to town to watch me graduate. My moms now ex husband was a real a-hole to her that weekend. My family’s first night in town we all went to a buffet to eat. My moms ex ate a plate of shrimp and got really bad food poisoning. He was puking and had explosive diarrhea. He didn’t leave the hotel room for the rest of the trip. That was the best example of karma I’d ever seen.

Petting the fox in the video game background footage is giving me such a dopamine hit. I love foxes so much

@virustheglitch9836

2 ай бұрын

They combine the best parts of cats and dogs

@nationalinstituteofcheese3012

2 ай бұрын

@@virustheglitch9836with their own unique twist ❤

@DemonDomain666

2 ай бұрын

That game is Ghost of Tsushima, released like a week ago on Steam. I recommend giving it a try 🙂

@GratefulforFreePress

Ай бұрын

@@DemonDomain666one of the best games I’ve ever played. Definitely had the most fun playing it in recent memory; only thing comparable in terms of enjoyment for me might be the Horizon series

@Buzzblade146

Ай бұрын

If you love foxes a lot I'd recommend tunic. It's a fun game, and the main character is a fox.

My new favorite saying: “may you have the day you deserve”

3:51 "Because, come on. No baby is ugly, right?" DEAD. FUCKING. WRONG! Granted, ugly babies are not common, but they DEFINITELY exist!

11:57 couldn't expect more, she was literally buying her essays. College it's not for slackers.

Speeding up to prevent a pass is just as dangerous as tailgating and using the right lane to pass

@dragonfliesnh4204

Ай бұрын

Many places, especially rural areas, there are no passing zones and no place for people to pull over to let tailgaters pass. It doesn't matter if you slow down, speed up or stay at the same speed, they won't back off. Sometimes I hope something is in the road so I have a reason to quickly brake and if they hit me, they would be responsible. I usually go 5mph over the speed limit and on some highways I'm going over 10, but people will keep passing me. The police are never around when these things happen...

@YoureOnWelfare

Ай бұрын

@@dragonfliesnh4204 You wish harm upon another person, you're bizarre

@dragonfliesnh4204

Ай бұрын

@@YoureOnWelfare If someone is tailgating so close that you can't see their headlights, they will be hitting your car if you have to make a stop to avoid something in the road or if you have to stop quick because you just noticed there is a stop sign ahead and they don't see it. THEY would be completely at fault for hitting you. I NEVER said that I would deliberately hit the brakes to make it so they would crash into me and cause me or them to get hit and severely hurt. But if I had to hit the brakes to avoid getting into an accident and they hit me, maybe they would stop tailgating in the future and avoid hitting and injuring someone else.

@briwright98

25 күн бұрын

I wasn't tailgating this person in front of me, but they were going 10 under, so I waited on a break in the line flipped on my turn signal and started to go around them, then they started to speed up. Some people are just assholes who want to be infront and nobody pass them

@dragonfliesnh4204

25 күн бұрын

@briwright98 you're right, those types of people are jerks and dangerous. It's possible they didn't realize how slow they were going. But that absolutely doesn't justify speeding up and risk causing an accident. They usually teach this in driving class.

The story at 12/13 minute point. The high schooler who brought essays for her good grades. Yeah she was likely hit with 'real world' and Turnitin.

Babies can absolutely be ugly 😂

My sister received a male and female kitten from our grandmother. Both me and my grandmother told my sister to spay the female kitten or neuter the male kitten. She didn't head our advice. The male and female kittens grew up into cats and had multiple litters while still practically being kittens themselves. Said male and female cats were given to separate families who hopefully spayed/neutered them. As for their kittens, all but two (male kittens named Simba and Zuma) were given to other families. I learned a lesson that day: Sometimes, as much as you love someone, you have to let them learn a lesson the hard way because trying to teach them the lesson the easy way is like trying to stop a hurricane from destroying your home by screaming at it.

14:13 okay I’m going to say it: I don’t like the fact these words seemingly HAVE to be censored. For many reasons but the fact the story goes from “he was offed on his front porch” implying Killed rather that simply Shot, to “he lived” WAS HE OFFED OR DID HE LIVE!! IF HE WAS SHOT JUST SAY SHOT OR HIT

@joshuaguenin9507

2 ай бұрын

I think it was in the story, not an editing change

Some babies are, in fact, ugly.

Nope, totally ugly babies out there. Saw one that looked like it's neck was blowing a bubble 🫧 The good news is, they all got better looking eventually. Until then, they amassed tons of character and personality

@niyablake

2 ай бұрын

Seen some that scared me

@weirdredpanda

2 ай бұрын

My mom says that the ugliest babies usually make the best-looking adults, and the prettiest babies grow up to be the ugliest adults.

To the story at 13 minutes in, we can't entirely blame the students who get this mindset. Highschools very literally indoctrinates the students, and *massively* over exaggerate the importance of high school. In a way people like this valedictorian who ended up as a target cashier are victims of the education system. It doesn't prepare us to be adults, it trains us to be punctual, and place a high importance on being the best in the school, or employee of the month, whatever. This girl was convinced that title would get her places in life, and might've been overly arrogant about it but I mean, she was just lied to all her life.

@beepboop9712

2 ай бұрын

Story 13 was about dropping phones in water.

@elephantheart9988

2 ай бұрын

@@beepboop9712 Cool, but I'm talking about the one 13 minutes into the video, not story 13.

@phoneboxchicken4108

2 ай бұрын

What is a Valedictorian? Some sort of senior position?

@360entertainment2

2 ай бұрын

@@phoneboxchicken4108it means they tested better than anyone else in their class, sort of like the “employee of the month” except it’s for grades!

Eeehhh, some babies *_are_* ugly

Never corner a woman or block her from leaving. You may have been just trying to talk to her but she is terrified I promise.

@360entertainment2

2 ай бұрын

For those that don’t understand that concept just imagine the scene from Caddyshack where Bill Murray is holding a pitchfork while talking to a scared looking kid about meeting the Dalai Lama, it’s like that!

Story 4 only slightly related, but I’m looking for my first job. This kind of thing may be part of the reason my mom wants to try all the places that don’t have fryers first.

Story 1: PRICELESS KARMA 😂😂😂💯💯

I got into it with someone in Basic. I wound up apologizing, she refused to. The Drill Sergeants didn't take sides, as such, but we both fell out on a run (a bunch of us did). They made her write 1500 words on why discipline is important.

I've seen some ugly babies before. You have to be objective. You can't just say all babies are cute because they're babies.

I think what happened to the pompous valedictorian in #8 is that reality hit her hard when she went off to college. Either she realized that college was much harder than she thought, she got caught up in the partying, or maybe she got expelled for cheating (OP mentioned she paid for some essays from their friend in HS, so she may have tried to do that in college, too).

“All babies are cute cuddly and bubbly” Bro, you’re describing puppies and kittens. Who cuddles babies minus the parents?

Ya know, even if you're 6'3" and 220 lbs, if someone hits ya in the right spot, like where the jaw connects, they fall like a sack of bricks. You could probably use a well placed kick to, but the way he acted, i doubt you'd hit anything 😂

@frgmented-dreams6140

2 ай бұрын

It has to be pure muscle for any of it to be intimidating. Short ppl but like 5'6" but then you find out they are like 190lb with a 31" waist.

I only travel home for funerals because of the cost. It's the only time I catch up with family members these days. In my culture, the family of the deceased provides the food & workers. I always volunteer to work in the kitchen. Local people usually come to help out. It's a small community & we are all related. A guy who was a stranger to me but married to a local girl was always there. He went out of his way to make sure I knew I wasn't welcome there. He never helped with any of the work. He just hung around. I ignored him & did the job. My brother told me the guy tried to start a fight with him at a party the night of the funeral.When that didn't work, the guy instead beat up a drunk guy outside. I heard about a murder in my hometown on the National news & was concerned because we're all related. But it turns out it wasn't a relative it was that guy that was murdered. I couldn't believe it.

Ruf if you honestly think every baby in the world looks adorable you might be one of the kindest person I've heard speak in my life

Nah, there are some ugly babies out there...... Just because they're fresh and new don't mean they're all cute and cuddly..... I mean it's rude in SOCIETY to talk about a baby's appearance, but if it's an ugly baby, it's an ugly baby. Let's be real and honest with ourselves. There is a such thing as a glow up. Let's wish that on all the ugly babies. And if y'all wanna argue. I'm not cause I said the things others were thinking but too scared to say.

Story 5: *Karma in Its Dirtiest!!!*

Some babies can be ugly, and what’s really unfortunate about that is that it’s not the baby’s fault for looking ugly.

I used to work at 2014 so, It was during the peak of the spice (K2) epidemic. This girl I used to work with would regularly come in high off her rocker and try to work until it wore off enough for her to fucking think. Well, we have this rethermalizer thing. It's basically a big ass water warmer that heats up water to just below boiling and we use it to reheat the meat. She was put on restock duty when she came in so, she was taking out the racks from this thing and cutting open the meat bags to empty into pans. She dropped the scissors right into the water and without thinking, she straight up stuck her hand into the water to grab the scissors. It took her at least a second or two to register the pain and by then, her had was scaled. It was written off as an accident and she managed to keep her job but, she didn't come in high anymore.

My ex fiance was sleeping with my roommate. We ended up breaking up a week before the wedding due to that. She eventually got cheated on by him sleeping with THEIR roommates girlfriend. Eventually he and his roommates (now ex) girlfriend got married, and a few years afterwards she got caught cheating on him. Karma was deliciously sweet

story 2 OP: Im still friends with my ex FIL Rufus: How can you still be friends with someone who stabbed you so deeply in the back?

"No baby is ugly," You haven't seen my baby photos.

15:30 - I once had a bad day at work, and decided to take it out on random people by tailgating everyone. I had a blast. In retrospective, I think someone pointed a gun at me too. As a tailgater: don't tailgate.

Story 4: had a middle eastern manager who would put his hand up to the wrist into the fryers grease (only when they were going to be cleaned and weren't in use, but were still on and hot) and splash the oil around without any damage. We got a new kid who got cocky and tried to do the same thing. We didn't see him back for over a month and he was immediately put on cashier duty😂

I have a he had it coming story, and it happened a long time ago. Over 20 years ago to be exact. When I was really young (back when I drank from a sippy cup young) my brother would take something that was mine (the sippy cup) and use it in a mocking way (my brother was like three and I was one at that time) he got me so mad, to the point I punched him in the gut so hard, the wind was knocked out of him. He dropped that cup, and I picked it up, then ran off. Both me & my brother got in trouble for that chain of events, but I got less punished than my brother.

Story 4: Jay = Managers in General Meaning

Nah, some babies are ugly. I've seen one that looks like a Dr. PHIL without a mustache 😂

Story 8: Ms. Pompous bought her Valedictorian spot from the friend who wrote Essays for money. She's at Target because she flunked out do to not being as smart as she claims to be.

Story 2- lol yes babies can be ugly...and that's what makes them so cute!!! In fact, isn't the literal meaning of cute- "ugly but adorable"?? That's what babies are!! They got these little scrunched up faces and bald heads and gummy smiles- lol like those troll dolls!! I love troll dolls!! But gigglesnort yeah, don't tell that to the parents of the baby, they don't take it well AT ALL😂😂🤷‍♀️

Story 4 I've done something similar but on purpose because we dropped something under the basket i think it was a steak it hurt like hell but if he took it out that quickly it just hurt like hell but he wont be scared or anything just red like sunburn unless it was hotter then normal or it was in there way longer.

Did the OP in Story 1 ever quit because of that B or did he or she still works there?

Road rager got hit by a train a month or 2 later. Dunno if he lived.

What is the samurai with fox game called?

@Nishantbhardwaj97

Ай бұрын

Ghost of tsushima

@Monustaai

Ай бұрын

@@Nishantbhardwaj97 Thank you!

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what beautiful game is that?

@erinreese1718

Ай бұрын

Ghost of tsushima

Imo ALL babies are uggly. Most grow out of it, but not all

No bro, some babies are just ugly lol 😂 cute! But ugly, in a cute way. They usually grow up to be the most beautiful people though, both inside and out!

First here🎉

Why does the first OP insist on calling a vet a doctor?

@damienhailey118

2 ай бұрын

Because Veterinarians ARE doctors.

@squiddwizzard8850

2 ай бұрын

Because they are doctors? For animals? They literally have a doctorate.

@pixelsdigital5730

2 ай бұрын

Why do you insist on saying vets aren’t doctors for the animals you probably live and care for, do you hate or not like animals to say something like that?

Glad you pointed out how bitter somebody has to be, to be throwing shade at a baby. Who takes their anger out by insulting a literal baby? Low blow. That baby is innocent, and also a baby.

@vincentlucario5450

7 күн бұрын

Trust me, that baby doesn’t care at all what op says or thinks

@0palOpal0pal

7 күн бұрын

@@vincentlucario5450 actually that baby is omniscient and aware of everything that occurs or has occurred across time and space

damn, what did the baby do? leave kids alone jfc.

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Don’t care for female stories, not entertaining

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