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  • @uberfreepain
    @uberfreepain22 минут бұрын

    i had a 300+ girl with 4 kids at age 19 tell me 2 mins into the date we would not work bc I was short, and she only dates guys over 6 feet. one of her friends told me she is a dope head and lives off child support. dodged that bullet as I was a firefighter, and opening my 2nd business.

  • @ben-z3t
    @ben-z3t43 минут бұрын

    I heard if you say the name of your favorite youtuber you get pinned rufus read it

  • @SuzukiHalwende
    @SuzukiHalwende45 минут бұрын

    Good to know there are much worse reasons than mine. Still struggling with it.

  • @princessmarlena1359
    @princessmarlena135950 минут бұрын

    “I had a bullying problem in school, too!” **flashback** 🎵🎶”Every-body was, KUNG…” 👊 “FU…” 👊 “FIGHT…” 👊 “-ING!” 👊 🪈 🎵🎶 🎵🎶”Those cats were FAST…” 👊 “AS…” 👊 “LIGHT…” 👊 “-NING!” 👊 🪈🎵🎶 👊💥

  • @kretzschi5000
    @kretzschi5000Сағат бұрын

    10 is stupid, when living alone and working you sometimes have leftover housework, but that doesnt mean that you dont do it its just that you have another life besides keeping everything clean, give me a break life is too short for that. didnt someone say trying to be an adult too much is childish aswell, well here we have it!!!!

  • @darkangel_1978
    @darkangel_1978Сағат бұрын

    My husband was serving overseas, and usually at breakfast time, he would get an omelette. One morning he decided to not get one, and got in a different line. Good thing for him, because while he was in the other line, an explosion happened nearby, and he would have been hit with shrapnel, and quite possibly could have died. He said was so happy that he decided against his usual breakfast food.

  • @macylouwho1187
    @macylouwho1187Сағат бұрын

    I broke up with a guy in high school because a) he was a bit of a player and b) he was cute but stupid. I felt like saying “if you would just be quiet I could stand you because at least you’re attractive to look at.” Yikes, SO not good 😂. I knew this was wrong and decided to break up with him. What good are looks if you can’t have a good or meaningful conversation with someone anyway? So many empty ditzy cringeworthy conversations were had. I just couldn’t connect with him on another level and needed to move on. He never lacked for partners because he was handsome. I’m sure he found someone else in no time and was just fine. I married a man less attractive based on his oodles of personality, great sense of humor, and massive teddy bear heart. He’s not unattractive by any means, but a bit outside the norm of what I would typically go for to date. But as soon as I met him, I immediately knew he was different than the rest. It was so obvious. He’s the type that will give you anything you need without thinking, do anything to help anyone, and will literally run into a burning building or save a life in trouble for free on volunteer fire/ambulance services. He loves fiercely. I am the lucky one to have him and he’ll always be viewed as my hero. He gets all the love and accolades that he deserves at home.

  • @jonathongeiger8119
    @jonathongeiger8119Сағат бұрын

    For the first story, if I was the Sous Chef, I would fire up everything again and have them wait the hour.

  • @the_letter_j9223
    @the_letter_j9223Сағат бұрын

    I'm just imagining the guys from story 5 waking up and going, "There's d*cks everywhere! Oh my God!", like Bob Saget from Dumb and Dumberer.

  • @princessmarlena1359
    @princessmarlena1359Сағат бұрын

    He kept live lizards in his pockets.

  • @princessmarlena1359
    @princessmarlena1359Сағат бұрын

    It takes a real selfish pig to order food for delivery while in tornado warning weather. OP should ah e gone home the instant the rain started, if not the warning sirens. That boss is a coward for giving in to rude entitled customers while abusing OP. Also, the OP should file a complaint to the labor board and file a lawsuit.

  • @princessmarlena1359
    @princessmarlena1359Сағат бұрын

    “Two wrongs don’t make a right.”

  • @endlessmyth7040
    @endlessmyth7040Сағат бұрын

    First dude was a weirdo

  • @ThatAutisticBlackMan
    @ThatAutisticBlackMan2 сағат бұрын

    The secret smokers are wild lmao “my mom borrowed my car” like why would a non smoker let someone smoke in their car? And a smoker leaving their cigarettes is as likely as finding d rugs in Halloween candy

  • @LetsAskRusty
    @LetsAskRusty3 сағат бұрын

    Rule of thumb if redditor think something is a red flag it probobly isn't

  • @jbproductions9874
    @jbproductions98743 сағат бұрын

    It was a Saturday in 2019, and my dad and I were gonna go to a nearby Walmart but chose not to because he was too tired. Later that day, there was a shooting at the Walmart (R.I.P to the victims) so yeah. Dodged actual bullets there

  • @princessmarlena1359
    @princessmarlena13593 сағат бұрын

    1. Don’t run 2. Don’t yell 3. Don’t scream 4. Don’t poop on the floor 5. Stay close to mom 6. Don’t touch Freddy 7. Don’t hit 8. Leave before dark

  • @princessmarlena1359
    @princessmarlena13593 сағат бұрын

    When they wouldn’t let me eat my lunch or go to the bathroom, I quit on the spot and filed a complaint to the labor board.

  • @princessmarlena1359
    @princessmarlena13593 сағат бұрын

    This cop wanted to date me, I let him know I wasn’t interested. He showed up at my house off duty and out of uniform. He tried to drag me to a silly “Fast and the Furious” movie sequel with him, but I refused. He got really mad and punched a hole in my screen door, but I caught him on my home security camera doing this and reported him.

  • @texas9871
    @texas98713 сағат бұрын

    I can live the rest of my life happy knowing I've never been outside the u.s. our country aint the best, but it's sounding better than some of these

  • @1994EST1
    @1994EST13 сағат бұрын

    Dwight Schrute vibess Assistant to the regional manager😂😂

  • @princessmarlena1359
    @princessmarlena13593 сағат бұрын

    He killed a squirrel and wrapped a threatening note around it, telling me I would be next.

  • @princessmarlena1359
    @princessmarlena13593 сағат бұрын

    Do consider getting jobs, doing volunteer work, or getting an education. It looks good if you are going up for parole, and even getting a pardon some day. If you’re in there for life or on death row, don’t bother.

  • @princessmarlena1359
    @princessmarlena13593 сағат бұрын

    Heaven doesn’t want me and hell is afraid I’ll take over.

  • @princessmarlena1359
    @princessmarlena13593 сағат бұрын

    Got tattled on for not staying late to work, for not smiling enough, for taking too long in the bathroom, all by one little kiss up. Funnily enough after I left she along with everyone else lost their jobs when the owner sold the company and bought a boat.

  • @macylouwho1187
    @macylouwho11873 сағат бұрын

    Humans are the most dangerous thing on earth.

  • @macylouwho1187
    @macylouwho11873 сағат бұрын

    Humans are the most dangerous thing on earth.

  • @vsgfilmgroup
    @vsgfilmgroup3 сағат бұрын

    45 here. Haven't had a girlfriend since I was 20. Most every attempt fails for reasons I can't begin to grasp. There are significant advantages to living alone, and frankly, when you start considering the loss of these it starts to look almost as good as NOT living alone but for different reasons. Still, it does have a tendency to grate on you after a while. I once read that there were hardened criminals in prison who would kill themselves rather than go five years without a woman. The knowledge that I'm five times tougher than psychopaths DOES give me an oddly warm feeling.

  • @princessmarlena1359
    @princessmarlena13594 сағат бұрын

    I had a boss who said “Employees should do more work than what they are paid.” Imagine selling your product at less than what you paid for it? With that business model, you’d go under.

  • @princessmarlena1359
    @princessmarlena13594 сағат бұрын

    “We need some more ‘secret sauce’! Put this mayonnaise out in the sun!”

  • @someoneelse4710
    @someoneelse47104 сағат бұрын

    Anyone kinda pissed at the chef making the waitress face off against those last minute "customers"? Yes it's her job but when he is done with cooking for the night and and they've repeatedly harassed her and she keeps having to be the go between, it's kinda cruel to keep sending her out to be yelled at

  • @RandomTrinidadian
    @RandomTrinidadian5 сағат бұрын

    Fredrick Valentech He was a young Australian pilot back in the 1970(i vant remember the exact year) Well one afternoon he took off in a small Cesna for ehat should have been a short flight to Tasmania. But half way through, he began to radio back that a unknown aircraft was following him and making dangerous passes. His final message is creepy AF (Aircraft is above me and... Its not an aircraft). After that there is some kind of metalic scraping sound that coukd be herd for a few moment before it went silent. There waa a massive air and sea search for Valentech and his plane, the Royal Australian Navy even brought out an P-3 Orion thinking they might be able to detect the wreckage on the sea floor, but nothing was ever found. There are alot of theries as towhat might of actually happened. Some even think that Fred had faked the entire encounter and just decided to disappear to start a new life. Cause prior to his disappearance he had failed to to certified to be a commercial pilot.

  • @myself-cs5fr
    @myself-cs5fr5 сағат бұрын

    Just be careful. I know of weird kids who we that way because they had horrible home lives - being abused, etc. It's always good to just be polite rather than make fun of them - their lives are hard enough already

  • @adjwindu70
    @adjwindu705 сағат бұрын

    S1: egypt will bot be classified like that because isreal needs egypt with its bibacle landmarks.

  • @murraysaucedo897
    @murraysaucedo8975 сағат бұрын

    By the time I found out it was way too late lol. There’s this girl in HS and she was always mean to me so I took it at face value. Fast forward to 10 years HS reunion, she is all nice and smiles but she’s married. Sometime during the festivities while her husband was gone she stopped by my table to catch up and halfway conversation says “you know I used to have the biggest crush on you “ I guess you need to spell it out with me lol

  • @DJace3000
    @DJace30005 сағат бұрын

    Huh...... no wonder why people hate the French.

  • @Yukiabiannightmare
    @Yukiabiannightmare6 сағат бұрын

    Hahahahaha the dude stole her PS3.

  • @princessmarlena1359
    @princessmarlena13596 сағат бұрын

    On the last day of seventh grade class, the popular girl, call her “Wanda”, flipped all of us the double middle finger and said “I won’t see you all next year!” She thought she was moving to NYC and going to be in a new school. Unfortunately, Wanda didn’t find out until later her dad _wasn’t_ getting a permanent transfer to NYC, it was only temporary. She had to come back to our school that fall, where we all made eighth grade hell for her.

  • @jimdob6528
    @jimdob65286 сағат бұрын

    Cannibalism stories always freak me out. It’s more common than people think

  • @Roeclean
    @Roeclean5 сағат бұрын

    Hmmm

  • @RandomTrinidadian
    @RandomTrinidadian5 сағат бұрын

    Yep

  • @ben-z3t
    @ben-z3t4 сағат бұрын

    really

  • @GipsyDangerfan
    @GipsyDangerfan7 сағат бұрын

    Wish the title of the book in Story 1 was stated. I get why it wasn't, but still.

  • @MichaelFowler-bu3fd
    @MichaelFowler-bu3fd8 сағат бұрын

    Third grade. She was new, very poor, clothes were dirty and very old. Everyone in class started missing there crayons, one day during recess some of us checked her desk and found all the missing crayons. After that students would just get up during coloring time and go take back their crayons. I think she was embarrassed because she only had the big toddler crayons. Here is the tragedy. We rode the same bus and when it was just the two of us at the end of the ride, she would lay back on the seats and ask me to hump her. “Hump” was the kids word for sex, did they know there was more to sex then just hip thrusting, IDK, I didn’t know but I was raised super religious and I knew that it was bad. I moved away but when I became a teen I realized that she was probably abused and that’s why she just moved into her grandmas house. She freaked me out, she was not interested in girls until middle school. There were actually a lot of kids doing weird stuff and talking about humping, I was confused and disturbed. In the 5th grade in another state we had a friend(we all lived on the same street) that was absolutely trying to get some from this other 5th grade girl. We were to dumb to realize he was trying to have sex we just thought we had a crush, we were too young to realize it was an obsession. Turns out his mom was weird. She made me a boob cake. A woman’s torso with snowballs and pink frosting for a bikini top and bottom. Who makes a birthday cake for your kids friend, and a boob cake for an 11 year old. The last time we saw the kid was for a going away sleepover. We kept heart no this flapping sound and turning on the lights, the kid was furiously masterbating and got mad that we had interrupted him. We kept Turing the light back and he kept getting mad, we wouldn’t stop.

  • @vickiesmith3021
    @vickiesmith30218 сағат бұрын

    Thank you so much for your video.

  • @vickiesmith3021
    @vickiesmith30218 сағат бұрын

    Thank you so much for your video.

  • @comicjake85
    @comicjake858 сағат бұрын

    When I was a freshman in HS I was a (still am) a bit chubby and looked a bit unauthentic in gym we had also seniors with us. Well the time came we were going to play floor hockey now being new in this school not a lot of people knew me so they were about to be shocked. I was around the last to be picked when making teams. I asked to play goalie(I am a goalie )and they were like “no just play defense “ I was like “ok” so game starts I get the puck on my stick rip a shot from near the other end get a goal I can tell they all thought it was a fluke. So after that get the puck again I do some nice little move put it in the net again I felt like Connor Mcdavid to what I was doing to these people felt great

  • @Marianat2
    @Marianat28 сағат бұрын

    this stories are insane!

  • @Zeemas
    @Zeemas8 сағат бұрын

    That last one gave me chills to my spine

  • @whoathatsalotofdamage3718
    @whoathatsalotofdamage37188 сағат бұрын

    3:00 yeah, egypt is not pleasant, do not recommend in any way. Theyre in the middle of economic collapse and we where consistently harrassed to give money. Its became the definition of a "crap hole" country, and its made all the more dissapointing by there great ancient cities being giant trash piles with no form of garbage or waste management. Like youre country has some of the greatest monuments to the ancient world and youre incapable of leveraging that to modernize your country

  • @miabraun6864
    @miabraun68649 сағат бұрын

    This is purely hilarious. 😂

  • @thegothicslime2982
    @thegothicslime298210 сағат бұрын

    What’s the game in the background?

  • @Anonym-yr4qn
    @Anonym-yr4qn10 сағат бұрын

    Something that's very concerning is: Excessive use of social media. Like... Constantly being glued to Instagram (or at this point even just using it.) and thus comparing yourself to others. (Though that's a whole branch of red flags in of itself.) Generally just always caring way more about what others think, instead of what you actually think. Though that's more of a character flaw than a hobby, but a red flag nonetheless.